Skyrim: 5 Things They Never Told You About Argonians

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  • @123aabcc
    @123aabcc 4 роки тому +2579

    Spelling error in thumbnail lol

    • @EpicNate
      @EpicNate  4 роки тому +1940

      No sir, you're mistaken. This is a video about Arnonians

    • @jj_grabes
      @jj_grabes 4 роки тому +123

      TheEpicNate315 no this is about the Aronians, Nate

    • @YokomichiSilver
      @YokomichiSilver 4 роки тому +122

      @@EpicNate Arnonians? I thought this was a video about Aronians. Aronians are so much better then their lesser known cousins the Arnonians,

    • @chucklingleek8257
      @chucklingleek8257 4 роки тому +14

      @@EpicNate 🤣😂

    • @dianahmad59
      @dianahmad59 4 роки тому +17

      Oh no i need arnonians but all i got is common argonians race

  • @seanedwards9616
    @seanedwards9616 4 роки тому +3850

    I've always found funny that the Argonians stormed the Oblivion gates and freaked out the Deadra to the point that they closed that gates themselves.

    • @DannyOshun1
      @DannyOshun1 4 роки тому +742

      Daedra:"Well now that we've invaded the other provinces let's have peak in Black Mar-"
      *Opens Oblivion gate*
      *Argonians bumrush the daedra*
      Daedra: "CLOSE THE GATE CLOSE IT CLOSE IT!"

    • @hadiakbari1171
      @hadiakbari1171 4 роки тому +359

      @@DannyOshun1 Argonians at that moment be like : LET ME INNNN LET ME INNNN

    • @HareDeLune
      @HareDeLune 4 роки тому +177

      "CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!
      CLOSE IT UP AGAIN!"

    • @MIKENIKEanimation
      @MIKENIKEanimation 4 роки тому +207

      What happened to the argonians that got locked in there tho? Bet they didn’t come back out and they only stormed it bc they were tweaking off some super crack the hist gave them which is kind of an asshole move from those trees.

    • @somethingthatdoesnotexist5381
      @somethingthatdoesnotexist5381 4 роки тому +27

      It's not argonians its aronians

  • @picachubarato9733
    @picachubarato9733 4 роки тому +3946

    oblivion open to conquer the world
    argonians: what are you doing in my swamp

  • @LachCZ
    @LachCZ 4 роки тому +744

    Now i understand why Derkeethus says : ''To oblivion and back as they say''

    • @thesnep4757
      @thesnep4757 4 роки тому +70

      You know, I knew the Argonians invaded Oblivion but I never made that connection.

    • @gameraider100
      @gameraider100 4 роки тому +18

      Oh damn, you're right!

    • @dinorazor3413
      @dinorazor3413 3 роки тому +17

      also when i played on the xbox one version of skyrim derkeethus hisses when he is in combat or takes damage, that never happened on the switch version when I played. Also Derkeethus has the most charming vioce i heard which makes me consider my options.

    • @placeholder2586
      @placeholder2586 3 роки тому +2

      @@dinorazor3413?

    • @dinorazor3413
      @dinorazor3413 3 роки тому +4

      @@placeholder2586 If you turn on general subtitles he actually says that I'm not kidding he even makes a hissing sound

  • @MercuryAlphaInc
    @MercuryAlphaInc 4 роки тому +1053

    All other races seeing Oblivion Gates open: "Oh no! Mehrunes Dagon and his army of Daedra are invading our lands!"
    Argonians seeing Oblivion Gates open: "... It's free real estate."

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 3 роки тому +34

      LEEEROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 3 роки тому

      @Adam Sim probably

    • @nicak777alex9
      @nicak777alex9 2 роки тому +6

      Lizard boys go vrrrrrr

    • @bigstitch4956
      @bigstitch4956 Рік тому +3

      It comes with a pool! 🤣🤣

    • @Misted802
      @Misted802 11 місяців тому +1

      Thia is why argonians are my 2nd favorite race

  • @kingrednax6000
    @kingrednax6000 4 роки тому +1611

    Mehrunes Dagon: "I shall conquer all of Tamriel!"
    Blackmarsh: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move*

  • @RubyH4rt
    @RubyH4rt 3 роки тому +452

    So one of my favorite parts about how the argonians handled the oblivion crisis, is that they not only put an end to the crisis on their territory, but they also took advantage of the situation to invade Morrowind in its weakened state and free all the argonian slaves

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 2 роки тому +63

      I want to imagine the argonians just showed up and said "check out this shit" and dumped piles daedra corpses and weapons "we found these in oblivion"

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 2 роки тому +17

      Uh oh *bends down to pick up a crown* Looks like you dropped this, King. *hands over crown to Argonia*

  • @backwardsbrain2255
    @backwardsbrain2255 4 роки тому +924

    As much as I get shit for it, I only ever play as Argonian. The fact that I can just jump in the water and leave battle is hilarious

    • @RayleighM2010
      @RayleighM2010 4 роки тому +40

      Backwards Brain what bout the slaughterfish

    • @commanderjason7786
      @commanderjason7786 4 роки тому +49

      My first character was Argonian, and then after that I've playing as a lot of Nords working for the Empire. I hope to remake my Argonian character soon...

    • @DragonGold121.
      @DragonGold121. 4 роки тому +9

      @@commanderjason7786 same except 3/5 are arognian

    • @cicadeus7741
      @cicadeus7741 4 роки тому +8

      Just get volsung yo

    • @nicholasberry8456
      @nicholasberry8456 4 роки тому +40

      Argonians are my fav but I can’t imagine only ever playing 1 race

  • @totallynotmozziesaccount8506
    @totallynotmozziesaccount8506 4 роки тому +2403

    When you're a Argonian mage named Larry on High Hrothgar after consuming mead:
    "You're a Lizard, Wizard, Caught in a blizzard, drunk to the gizzard, Larry"

  • @m.ajiprasetyo7188
    @m.ajiprasetyo7188 3 роки тому +189

    Argonians took "the best defense is a good offense" to a whole new level

    • @DeisFortuna
      @DeisFortuna Рік тому +2

      You want to know about the Argonian Offensive?
      Dremora: They certainly are!

  • @imbbgamer1012
    @imbbgamer1012 4 роки тому +386

    Ulfric: we will give tamriel back to its home people
    Argonoans: happy lizard noises

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 3 роки тому +27

      I'm pretty sure the real natives are Khajiit. Skyrim's too dry for Hist.

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 3 роки тому +44

      @@AnMComm the Khajit are the native people of skyrim, they never wrote down their history so it isn't known amongst even the Khajit. When the stinky Nords came they saw themselves as better than the Khajit and decided that they needed to drive them far away. (I don't actually have anything against the Nords lol,) the Eleven races were initially scared of the Khajit because even though at first they didn't talk even without weapons they were extremely good fighters.

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 3 роки тому +13

      @@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      Very interesting, M'aiq.

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 3 роки тому +13

      @@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 Khajiit are natives of Tamriel before the elves. Elves, in turn, came before the Men. Well, Atmorans, to be exact

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 3 роки тому +7

      @@AnMComm I'm aware, I said that the Elves were too scared of the Khajits so they kinda just ran off until much later. The Nords/ Atmorans were the ones to pull a pro gamer move

  • @daimpthing
    @daimpthing 4 роки тому +2746

    Dagon: opens portal to invade Black Marsh
    Argonians: HIPPITY HOPPITY, YOUR LAND IS OUR PROPERTY!

    • @aaliyahmya8113
      @aaliyahmya8113 4 роки тому +149

      TheBigSneeze we are the argonians we speak for the trees

    • @dreadedpixel9022
      @dreadedpixel9022 4 роки тому +100

      @@aaliyahmya8113 you fuck with blackmarsh as we gonna break yah knees

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 роки тому +56

      *Dagon opens portal*
      Argonians: HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OFF OUR PROPERTY

    • @natinekochan6489
      @natinekochan6489 4 роки тому +59

      Dagon opens a portal: Why do i hear the coffin dance ?
      Black march: uno reverse invasion bish

    • @dreadedpixel9022
      @dreadedpixel9022 4 роки тому +42

      @@natinekochan6489 in blackmarsh, we invade you

  • @manganiaco
    @manganiaco 4 роки тому +1063

    Breton: Wait... what? Argonians INVADED Oblivion?...
    Argonian: Yeah, well... that's why we call it Oblivion Crisis.

    • @commanderjason7786
      @commanderjason7786 4 роки тому +182

      "What, did you think it was OUR crisis? Nah man, it was THEIR crisis."

    • @yager943
      @yager943 4 роки тому +46

      oblivion crisis was just a simulation for invading morrowind later..heck i can ever imagine the lizards saying: here is your morrowind niggaz :)))))

    • @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq
      @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq 3 роки тому +23

      Daedra: opens the gates of hell
      The lusty argonian: it's free real estate

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 3 роки тому +18

      The Daedera: "ah fuck what is that?" Why didn't anyone mention those mini dragons? Close the gate I'm getting out of here"

    • @neonswan1482
      @neonswan1482 3 роки тому +4

      Well did u expect anything other than a crisis from us

  • @alxporrini8563
    @alxporrini8563 4 роки тому +1987

    The Lusty Argonian Maid helps with the One-Handed perk tree.

  • @hungrytaco6879
    @hungrytaco6879 3 роки тому +340

    Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Dagon had unique dialogue if the Dragonborn was an Argonian during his quest in Skyrim ?

    • @regaleagle6262
      @regaleagle6262 2 роки тому +26

      i wish

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 2 роки тому +163

      "You dragonbor.... OH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY CANT I BE RID OF YOU FUCKING LIZARDS!?"

    • @datsimplenope
      @datsimplenope Рік тому

      @@shadowrosegaming3566 Dragonborn: Round 2 motherfucker

    • @daedricmace919
      @daedricmace919 10 місяців тому

      “You. Mortal. Wait…I know your kind…I see. You have claimed the pieces of my Razor. It was expected. Kill silus, he and his family have served their purpose.”

    • @Traxxya
      @Traxxya 10 місяців тому +9

      "By Talos you lizards are EVERYWHERE"

  • @RustedBuddy5192
    @RustedBuddy5192 4 роки тому +30

    For Number 3. Whats creepier about that is that Argonians not just in blackmarsh but in other parts in Tamriel were influenced by the hist to come back. I think its even mentioned in Oblivion that many Argonians were going back to Blackmarsh for some reason. Which led to Infernal City. I like to think there are a Clan of Argonians that were stuck in Oblivion when the gates closed that have taken their own territory and have found a way to thrive off of Daedric creatures.

  • @saucemaster1527
    @saucemaster1527 4 роки тому +466

    The Hist is also known as Bethesda's conflicting design choices between games

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 3 роки тому +1

      @@HareDeLune
      I’m sorry but his shoe is busy.

  • @bigiron4387
    @bigiron4387 4 роки тому +441

    Dagon: *Invades Black Marsh*
    Argonians: So anyways, I started invading

    • @hakusuna
      @hakusuna 4 роки тому +4

      TheDiamondStar hahahhaah I just laughed my ass the off.

  • @T3nch1
    @T3nch1 4 роки тому +1450

    "The lusty argonian books are all really plays, meant to be performed by a cast of actors."
    There's the argonian fact. The lusty argonian is actually a porno.

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 4 роки тому +109

      why hasn't loverslab made these plays an actual thing yet? that'd be hilarious, I'm gonna go check.

    • @shadowstrider5033
      @shadowstrider5033 4 роки тому +70

      Ahem, erotic literature.

    • @bronsonpatten7188
      @bronsonpatten7188 4 роки тому +74

      Mad Rooster don’t forget everyone in Skyrim. And remember they don’t have recording abilities so it is all supposed to be performed live

    • @aaroncsoka7294
      @aaroncsoka7294 4 роки тому +22

      @@mokubakaiba1751 underrated comment 😂 I got Naruto manga Pt. I when it came out, soon after that fact I got my hands on Manga Love Story and _finally knew_ where Kakashi's nosebleeds came from 😂😂😂

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 роки тому +28

      I just mentioned in another thread, that I think a good idea for a quest would be one that involves watching a play, or if your the right race and gender for the role, even getting to perform in a play of the lusty argonian maid.

  • @darthvader9969
    @darthvader9969 4 роки тому +134

    Oblivion Crisis: *happens*
    Empire: "ok so we're really busy defending the capital of the literal Empire holding Tamriel together so we won't be able to help anyone"
    Argonians: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

  • @Jay_76
    @Jay_76 4 роки тому +77

    The thing I want to know is, how the Argonians went from being completely immune to poison in Morrowind and Oblivion to having no resistance to it at all in Skyrim.

    • @AndrevusWhitetail
      @AndrevusWhitetail Рік тому +14

      There's most likely no lore justification for it, it's just a flat nerf for gameplay purposes.

    • @beef81263
      @beef81263 9 місяців тому

      50% resistance

    • @littlebluemans
      @littlebluemans 3 місяці тому

      poison is a little more common in skyrim i guess? so for a little more challenge they made it 50%, I'm sure the lore still says they're immune.

  • @kvproductions2581
    @kvproductions2581 4 роки тому +819

    daedra: we'll invade argonia!
    argoninans: *uno reverse card*

    • @DannyOshun1
      @DannyOshun1 4 роки тому

      You win

    • @ArthurD
      @ArthurD 4 роки тому +2

      YOU THINK 'OBLIVION CRISIS'
      WE THINK THAT WE ARE INVITED
      THEY HAD TO WAIT 'TILL WE LEFT
      SO THEY COULD SEAL DOORS BEHIND US
      DAEDRA OF KILLING AND VIOLENCE
      DON'T MIND WE LOOT YOUR ASYLUM
      YOU FUCK WITH HIST
      YOU'RE SET TO PAIN THROUGHOUT ALL OF THE KALPAS!

    • @kvproductions2581
      @kvproductions2581 4 роки тому +20

      they call it the oblivion crisis because the argonians made oblivion have a crisis

    • @annie4584
      @annie4584 4 роки тому

      KV Productions uno reverse card just sounds off like saying josh and drake it’s reverse uno card sounds better

  • @phantomhurricane666
    @phantomhurricane666 4 роки тому +464

    top five mudcrab secrets. not the most intelligent creature, but a few managed to outsmart a certain dawnguard craftsperson, so they can't be that dumb.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 роки тому +53

      _I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!_

    • @bngripzz3669
      @bngripzz3669 4 роки тому +3

      I just did that quest..

    • @aaroncsoka7294
      @aaroncsoka7294 4 роки тому +17

      That Mudcrab, well, it used to be a warrior before, until...it took an arrow to your mum.

    • @firemarshaldil
      @firemarshaldil 4 роки тому +18

      In Morrowind there's a mudcrab merchant.

    • @bsherman8236
      @bsherman8236 4 роки тому +7

      @@firemarshaldil the richest merchant btw

  • @juanvilas5341
    @juanvilas5341 4 роки тому +1715

    High elves: "We are the best because our magic is super powerful and we live for a long time!"
    Argonians: "Bitch, we invaded Oblivion."

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 4 роки тому +146

      High Elves love to brag but, even Nords got more famous Wizards in their history lol

    • @Slashthekitsune
      @Slashthekitsune 4 роки тому +103

      @@joynelbonetdelgado4952 High Elves don't understand the concept of market oversaturation. Anyone of high stature is expected to become a mage. ...So there are too many important mages, and thus, it's not impressive.

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 4 роки тому +63

      @@Slashthekitsune Yeah, as a result, High Elven mages only become famous when they turn evil.

    • @ArthurD
      @ArthurD 4 роки тому +29

      YOU THINK 'OBLIVION CRISIS'
      WE THINK THAT WE ARE INVITED
      THEY HAD TO WAIT 'TILL WE LEFT
      SO THEY COULD SEAL DOORS BEHIND US
      DAEDRA OF KILLING AND VIOLENCE
      DON'T MIND WE LOOT YOUR ASYLUM
      YOU FUCK WITH HIST YOU'RE SET
      TO PAIN THROUGHOUT ALL OF THE KALPAS!

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 роки тому +14

      Just part of the reason why they are my favorite race.

  • @sanemaniac7416
    @sanemaniac7416 4 роки тому +932

    Daedra: "Open the Gates!"
    Argonians: [turns on Doom music]
    Daedra: "Close the Gates!"
    Doomguy: "I am so proud of this race."

    • @ctmarine9100
      @ctmarine9100 4 роки тому +21

      Why can I see this happening 😂

    • @sanemaniac7416
      @sanemaniac7416 4 роки тому +48

      @@ctmarine9100 that's because the Argonians are basically a race of Doomguys. They kicked the daedra's asses, then after the crisis turned around and kicked the Dunmer's asses.

    • @RayleighM2010
      @RayleighM2010 4 роки тому +7

      Hell yeah!

    • @figboi
      @figboi 4 роки тому +19

      @@sanemaniac7416 More like the Dunmer's *ASSHES* amirite? Yeah, that's not funny...

    • @sanemaniac7416
      @sanemaniac7416 4 роки тому +16

      @@figboi [points DC-15] "I'm sorry sir, it's time for you to leave."

  • @StormFive
    @StormFive 2 роки тому +25

    I had an unexpected emotionally charged response to the Argonians charging through the gates of hell to save their homes. That type of Herculean courage is legendary; I now have a profound respect for these reptiles

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 4 роки тому +530

    Daedra when the swamps speak Saxhleel: 😰

    • @hateprophet6093
      @hateprophet6093 4 роки тому +5

      More like Oblivion.

    • @adarshkamoda9183
      @adarshkamoda9183 4 роки тому

      @@hateprophet6093 Me too.

    • @ArthurD
      @ArthurD 4 роки тому +8

      YOU THINK 'OBLIVION CRISIS'
      WE THINK THAT WE ARE INVITED
      THEY HAD TO WAIT 'TILL WE LEFT
      SO THEY COULD SEAL DOORS BEHIND US
      DAEDRA OF KILLING AND VIOLENCE
      DON'T MIND WE LOOT YOUR ASYLUM
      YOU FUCK WITH HIST YOU'RE SET
      TO PAIN THROUGHOUT ALL OF THE KALPAS!

    • @unicornsparkleswirl7564
      @unicornsparkleswirl7564 4 роки тому +6

      @@ArthurD HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!

    • @Krackonis
      @Krackonis 4 роки тому +1

      Shaka when the walls fell.

  • @ukkothedwarf1259
    @ukkothedwarf1259 4 роки тому +266

    Nobody:
    Dunmer: If it has a tail, its up for sale!

    • @gameragegecko919
      @gameragegecko919 4 роки тому +2

      XDDDDD Savage

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 3 роки тому +27

      Saxheel of the fourth age: "If it has gray skin and pointy ears, get ready to throw your spears!"

    • @ryanyanik9308
      @ryanyanik9308 Рік тому +1

      Hiss!

  • @shadowvulture5992
    @shadowvulture5992 4 роки тому +232

    When I first read about Argonians storming Oblivion I was like: Damn! That's so cool!
    Let's add to that that they knew about Oblivion Crisis because Hists warned them.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 роки тому +20

      Def one of the most unique races. They're not my favorite to play as, but they're very unique.

    • @Rubix003
      @Rubix003 4 роки тому +16

      The trees were Hist off.

    • @David-un4cs
      @David-un4cs 3 роки тому +18

      As far as we know they didn't warn or help any of the other provinces. The hist actually brought many of them back to Black Marsh. This left them in a super strong position post Oblivion crisis where everyone else was hurt more. This probably influenced how the Argonians invaded southern Morrowind.
      The Hist are really playing 4D chess.

  • @aidreamers
    @aidreamers 4 роки тому +47

    Mehrunes Dagon: "I will conquer all the lands!"
    *Minions open portal to Blackmarsh*
    Mehrunes Dagon: "Wait no"

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 3 роки тому +21

    Interesting concept, that bit about Argonians actually invading Oblivion during the crisis. Sounds like a fun idea for a mod, storming an entire plain of Oblivion with an actual army at your back.

  • @MaiqTheLiarProductions
    @MaiqTheLiarProductions 4 роки тому +183

    M’aiq once went to blackmarsh, M’aiq found a weird tree that made M’aiq strong

    • @xanderhenthorn596
      @xanderhenthorn596 4 роки тому +16

      Did you make skooma from the sap?

    • @kcykuykendall7460
      @kcykuykendall7460 4 роки тому +6

      I see your comments on almost all of the epic Nate's posts lol

    • @grey7642
      @grey7642 4 роки тому +4

      M'aiq is such an icon

    • @water1494
      @water1494 4 роки тому +7

      I've had you in my jail once because you said this naked please stop

  • @Reepicheep-1
    @Reepicheep-1 4 роки тому +859

    'Argonians are underrated'
    No need to go into Hist-erics over it.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 роки тому +15

      Get out- no; stay.

    • @logicallayman2267
      @logicallayman2267 4 роки тому +30

      That was an egg-cellent pun, to bad it didn't tip the scales of humor.

    • @romanjacobs6287
      @romanjacobs6287 4 роки тому +2

      Boo!!!

    • @logicallayman2267
      @logicallayman2267 4 роки тому +14

      @@romanjacobs6287
      Come now get into the spirit of things, it must be ghast-ly not having a sense of humor, after all one must make the ghost out of life. Well soul long see you later.

    • @rosevampire3755
      @rosevampire3755 4 роки тому +13

      Make another pun like that and you will be Hist-ory.

  • @Squidlydee
    @Squidlydee 4 роки тому +117

    Dagon: opens portal to invade the argonians
    Argonians: uno reverse.

  • @sethseth916
    @sethseth916 4 роки тому +43

    Something interesting that I found was that Nate here was partially right on the offspring front about Argonians. Turns out that when traveling or away from Black Marsh, Argonians give live birth since children can be taken with you. Meanwhile, when residing in a permanent or safe location, Argonians will lay eggs. Lockstin & Gnoggin is a UA-cam channel that looks into this (and also give a likely answer to Nate's question about what if an Argonian child is born away from the Hist.)

    • @sebastianschoefl
      @sebastianschoefl 2 роки тому +3

      There is an entire sidequest line in ESO about an Argonian born away from the hist. Their emotions are basicly muted and they are more easily mentally influenced.

  • @swindle9695
    @swindle9695 4 роки тому +50

    I remember one of my former characters when I was playing Skyrim was an Argonian (Since they're my favorite race and all) and the story that I gave him was that he was born in Solstheim after his parents fled Morrowind from the eruption of Red Mountain. In turn he wasn't born with access to a Hist tree but instead he was chosen by Akatosh to carry his Dragon Blood to make him the Dragon Born. This in turn gave him a very Dragon looking appearance. Lengthening and thinning the snout as much as possible, giving him a low, stream-lined, brow like it would cut through the air better if he could fly, giving him horns and the more thornier, spikier brows and such. And he was probably my favorite way to play in any of the Elder Scrolls games: A Night Blade. Mixing Illusion magic with Stealth. Definitely a fun character. :>

    • @DariusM
      @DariusM 10 місяців тому

      Like a true tabletop RPG

  • @johnbarden5314
    @johnbarden5314 4 роки тому +710

    If the Lusty Argonian Maid wasn’t included, I would sue.

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah really, @@BigBangAttack-mt6pz and John Barden.

    • @endertronicinc.7463
      @endertronicinc.7463 4 роки тому +20

      *Has PTSD flashbacks to that comic about it*

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому +8

      @@endertronicinc.7463 Once you've been on the internet awhile you'll become desensitized to it

    • @endertronicinc.7463
      @endertronicinc.7463 4 роки тому +12

      @@BigBangAttack-mt6pz dude, I've been on the internet since I was 10. There are things I've seen that haunt me to this day, that's one of em

  • @Sylphraya
    @Sylphraya 4 роки тому +267

    that would explain why there aren't any Argonian kids in Skyrim, they have to go back to "give there kid a soul"

    • @torukisaragi2712
      @torukisaragi2712 4 роки тому +30

      Orc children are raised inside the fortress until their late teens and kept isolated from all but the Matron and Chief.
      Elven children are abit of a mystery still,
      And afaik Khajit young stay in what are known as 'dens'. Also they are born with the lunar cycle somehow so yeah.

    • @flanholiothegreat8323
      @flanholiothegreat8323 4 роки тому +33

      I've noticed that there isn't even pregnant Nord Women. I mean that one guy from the Forsworn Conspiracy quest said his wife was pregnant, but we've never seen an actual pregnant woman. Maybe they all lay eggs like the Argonians.

    • @rossolini3588
      @rossolini3588 4 роки тому +3

      @@flanholiothegreat8323 you wanna see pregnant women? there is a mod for that 😉

    • @flanholiothegreat8323
      @flanholiothegreat8323 4 роки тому +9

      @@rossolini3588 Nah I'm good.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 4 роки тому +16

      The only explanation for a lot of questionable things is this:
      Bethesda is lazy.
      This is why Arena was a generic fantasy game and Argonians were humans with funny faces and blue skin. This is also why Argonians and Khajiits were only ever remotely bestial in appearance in Morrowind (I guess Khajiits got a bone thrown at them in ESO, but ESO is shit).

  • @Tootsiepop201
    @Tootsiepop201 4 роки тому +79

    Small detail. Did you know that if you go to a stormcloak encampment, before you choose a side, dressed head to toe in imperial officer armor, you may get the dialogue "you have some nerve coming here dressed like that."

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 4 роки тому +1

      Its the same for the imperials

    • @jasongrim2027
      @jasongrim2027 3 роки тому +1

      I've actually gotten that dialogue to activate it's kinda funny

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 4 роки тому +46

    5:40 In Skyrim, there's a Tree called "The Sleeping Tree", which, can be harvested for its Sap.
    It's affects are very similar to Hist Tree Sap, and can be suspected to be a Young Hist Tree...
    It's back story heavily implies it's from a Floating Island, since the Tree "Mysteriously came out of nowhere.", and you can find people have been hired to acquire said Sap.
    If it's a Hist Tree, it can explain why Argonians can Thrive in Skyrim... And considering Hist are Sapient Trees, it's not hard to believe that the Sleeping Tree dropped itself off the Island, for the Argonians' sakes.

  • @sodagirl1092
    @sodagirl1092 4 роки тому +21

    "In the rest of Tamriel, the Daedra were called invaders. In Black Marsh, we had a different name for them. We called them our prey"

  • @zerentheunskilled
    @zerentheunskilled 4 роки тому +75

    Thing 6. If you shrink them by half you can play as a kobold and it's great.

  • @DezmondtheRingmaster
    @DezmondtheRingmaster 4 роки тому +222

    Me before the video: "There's probably one about the Lust Argonian Maid"
    Me after the video: "Of course there is"

    • @winterborn82
      @winterborn82 4 роки тому +2

      I was surprised that he didn't mention that in one of the morrowind dlc's that there is a side quest where you get to take part in acting out the play.

    • @DezmondtheRingmaster
      @DezmondtheRingmaster 4 роки тому

      @@winterborn82 didnt even know there is one, interesting

    • @winterborn82
      @winterborn82 4 роки тому

      @@DezmondtheRingmaster Its in the Tribunal expansion pack.

    • @DezmondtheRingmaster
      @DezmondtheRingmaster 4 роки тому

      @@winterborn82 huh this definitely belong in a part on argonians

  • @hugmonger
    @hugmonger 3 роки тому +19

    So the deal with the counter invasion is that The Hist warned them early. Like the ground work for the gates opening was being laid and The Hist was like "Yo, my guys, we got some demon shit going down"

    • @Traxxya
      @Traxxya 10 місяців тому +1

      Name a better duo than The Argonians and The Hist, I'll wait

  • @DeadMan-lk3bn
    @DeadMan-lk3bn 4 роки тому +38

    The sibling theory is also proven as they have a camp near the solitude stables and if you wake deeja while trying to talk with her she says the following:"you talk to egg BROTHERS deeja has no words for you"

  • @villax5376
    @villax5376 4 роки тому +86

    After hearing how the argonians defend Black Marsh, i don´t want to know what will happen if a certain dominion piss em off

    • @owenhardy7035
      @owenhardy7035 4 роки тому +28

      Well, considering the fact that even Tiber Septim never completely conquered black marsh and the Daedra got curb-stomped when they tried to invade, I can’t imagine any scenario in which the pointy-eared bastards would come out on top.

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 3 роки тому +11

      @@owenhardy7035 I think Argonians would get a heads up from the Hist and launch an attack on the Altmer and the Bosmer before they had a chance

    • @mikebakster2540
      @mikebakster2540 2 роки тому

      I would fuck the dominion, all my history homies hate the dominion

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 2 роки тому

      @@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 The Argonian Dominion taking over the world and making the dunmer the slaves

    • @SpaceEmperorGenos
      @SpaceEmperorGenos 2 роки тому

      @@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 The Bosmer aren't a part of the Aldmeri Dominion. That's why it's called the *Aldmeri* Dominion.
      They're just off somewhere in the woods vibing, no reason to get pissy at them. They're the least invasive kind of Mer.
      The Dunmer are extremely xenophobic slavers, the Altmer are extremely xenophobic dictators, and the Bosmer are just hobbits.

  • @CidGaius
    @CidGaius 4 роки тому +104

    ‪Daedra: heheheh they’ll never see us coming!‬
    ‪Argonian: Hey‬
    ‪Daedra:😱‬

    • @frozenlizard7738
      @frozenlizard7738 4 роки тому +2

      Like when someone's trying to prank you, but your ready to prank them pranking you.

    • @CidGaius
      @CidGaius 4 роки тому

      Frozen Lizard who would win? The legions of hell or some stabby lizard bois

    • @nakknjr9322
      @nakknjr9322 4 роки тому +1

      @@CidGaius is this a doom guy reference?

    • @CidGaius
      @CidGaius 4 роки тому

      @@nakknjr9322
      Just a general reference to a trope.
      the “delayed oh crap”
      “Hey Vegeta”
      Hi Ginyu
      ...

  • @onemoregodrejected9369
    @onemoregodrejected9369 4 роки тому +124

    If there is not Lusty Argonian Maid III in ESVI we riot.

    • @ladybabe6958
      @ladybabe6958 4 роки тому +1

      I smell furries

    • @gwg2813
      @gwg2813 3 роки тому +5

      @@ladybabe6958 scaly*

    • @opatecobalt5236
      @opatecobalt5236 3 роки тому +5

      @@gwg2813 femboy lizards are where its at

    • @treez3754
      @treez3754 3 роки тому +2

      @@opatecobalt5236 this

    • @ditto7047
      @ditto7047 3 роки тому +2

      @@opatecobalt5236 Futas are obviously superior

  • @glennmglazer
    @glennmglazer 2 роки тому +13

    Being old school, when I first encountered Argonians, I said, "Lizard Men" meaning the race that was first published in the OD&D supplement called Greyhawk in.... 1975. I really do think that Beth drew their inspiration for Argonians (and the monster variety Lizard Men in Arena) directly from D&D.

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 2 роки тому +3

      I played "Morrowind" as my first ever ES game this year.
      The Argonians came farther from left field than even the Dwemers! I had to take a double take when I was greeted by LIZARDS AND RUINS WITH STEAM ENGINES AND ELECTRICITY in my high fantasy story!

  • @lraptor5202
    @lraptor5202 4 роки тому +11

    Tiny detail: I think I know what the polymorph skeever spell was for, in Brelyna at the collage of Winterholds quest she turns you into a bunch of animals it is possible that in that quest instead of just standing there and watching as she turned you into different animals she turned you into a skeever and you had to run around as a skeever for a bit. Just a thought

    • @firstnamelastname9237
      @firstnamelastname9237 2 роки тому +1

      That would potentially make it the mouse droid quest of elder scrolls. And I’d be all on board for it.

  • @ophu7760
    @ophu7760 4 роки тому +97

    I demand 'high argonians' should be a playable race in ESO6, need them for my lizard wizard run

    • @yiasemi
      @yiasemi 4 роки тому +4

      Mate ES6, unless you know something we don't lol. As Nate mentions though, ESO has been great for understanding the altmer, bosmer, redguards and argonians and I enjoy playing it, but not as much as Skyrim.

    • @furan1832
      @furan1832 4 роки тому +2

      that sound like a weird name but i liked it, argonians high on hist sap

    • @kittensoundwave3480
      @kittensoundwave3480 3 роки тому +2

      Pass them some sap and they'll be high argonians alright

  • @nathanwhite64
    @nathanwhite64 4 роки тому +516

    Other facts:
    * An Argonian's favorite subject is Hist-tree.
    * An impotent Argonian has ereptile dysfunction.
    * The new installment of Lusty Argonian takes place in Windhelm and is subtitled "50 Shades of Grey Quarter"
    * There's also another installment called "Lusty Argonian Thrall." It's a necromance novel.
    * They are like the Dwemer in that they are Argonians and the Dwemer are gone eons.
    * They are allergic to antiHISTamines.
    * They're the funniest because they're HISTerical.
    * They're a great race to play because they're immersive.
    My friend, Ian, asked me if there are any more facts about them. I replied, "No. They are-gone-Ian."

    • @jacobcrawley8673
      @jacobcrawley8673 4 роки тому +31

      If Reddit Gold existed on UA-cam, I'd give it to you. Take my like instead!

    • @DannyOshun1
      @DannyOshun1 4 роки тому +32

      You're probably going to Oblivion for these.

    • @DrakoWulf
      @DrakoWulf 4 роки тому +18

      Blessings of the Hist upon you, my friend.

    • @khajiitkitten5679
      @khajiitkitten5679 4 роки тому +10

      Freakin' ingenious!

    • @Bethgael
      @Bethgael 4 роки тому +8

      Who hurt you, Nathan?
      [I jest. Funny. :D ]

  • @mrsmissy2669
    @mrsmissy2669 4 роки тому +118

    Argonian are humanoid geckos, great description! lol

  • @Cavemanheartrock
    @Cavemanheartrock 4 роки тому +11

    Argonians have all ways been my favorite race, due to them being so unique compared to the others. I really like the Orcs as well, due to them being more like orcs in the typical sense besides the fact that they are basically mer, Orsimer. :P

  • @racermigs1
    @racermigs1 4 роки тому +14

    I remember seeing in Skyrim a book called "The Sultry Argonian Bard".

    • @MrJudeWanamaker
      @MrJudeWanamaker Рік тому

      Lusty argonian maid I think. Or there's more than one title

    • @wisygirlywopitty770
      @wisygirlywopitty770 Рік тому +4

      ​@@MrJudeWanamaker The sultry argonian bard can be found in the cavern under the dawn guard castle. It's on a table if i remember well after you passed all the traps.

  • @kurisu1204
    @kurisu1204 4 роки тому +64

    Just so you know: Accirding to TESO many of those old temples harbor relics, tomes etc. of Sithis

    • @xxlil_lonelyxx5701
      @xxlil_lonelyxx5701 4 роки тому +9

      Well the Hist trees are said to claim that Sithis it the true creator of the known universe. Also why any Argonians born under the sign of the Shadow where given to the Dark Brotherhood. So that could become a shadow scale. At least that is what I understand from the lore.
      (Edit: Saw a spelling error and had to correct it.)

    • @aaroncsoka7294
      @aaroncsoka7294 4 роки тому +3

      Accirding is way more interesting than according. I'm not even kidding 😂

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 роки тому +2

      Seeing as Argonians openly revere Sithis, that should come as a surprise to nobody.

  • @CorruptionAura
    @CorruptionAura 4 роки тому +28

    Hist trees sees an invasion is going to happen: we will let you have 3 drinks extra of our sap.
    Argonians: goes supersaiyan

  • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
    @TaurusTheCrazyBull 4 роки тому +96

    That’s it, I’m gonna make an Argonian character in Skyrim. AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME NOW, I’M ALREADY IN THE CHARACTER CREATOR!!

    • @KunguIl
      @KunguIl 4 роки тому +11

      What a feckin madlad...

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 роки тому +13

      Who would stop you from playing the best race. Ironically they make great warrior characters. Histskin is a great ability for tanks.

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 4 роки тому +6

      Also I refuse to put on helmet for the play through

    • @fightingfaerie
      @fightingfaerie 4 роки тому +4

      ​@@TaurusTheCrazyBull Theres a mod that allows horns to poke through hoods and helms. Horns are Forever (Persistent Argonian Horns)

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 4 роки тому +4

      @@fightingfaerie Ooooh, that's why i refused them, it looked REALLY weird that it went from horns to no horns basically

  • @woodsmn8047
    @woodsmn8047 4 роки тому +14

    the jeweler in the Riften market was always one of my favorite characters...on the other hand Jarerah however you spell it and his sister are the epitome of a major pain in the posterior...so the argonians run the gambit of social graces...but I never played one..interesting and informative video though

    • @dutchalfred553
      @dutchalfred553 11 місяців тому

      I really like the dark elf raised by argonians, Brand-Shei, who works in the same market. It means I have to skip the thieves guild in some play throughs to prevent him being wrongfully imprisoned.

  • @Arelak
    @Arelak 4 роки тому +7

    I miss the Morrowind argonians with their unique leg and foot structure, really made them seem alien and captivated my attention when I first got the game.

  • @BAD_HOBO
    @BAD_HOBO 4 роки тому +136

    Mehrunes Dagon: Invades Black Marsh
    Argonians: Uno reverse card

  • @miguel-557
    @miguel-557 4 роки тому +14

    9 years later, this legend is still making content we all enjoy and love

  • @RogonTheSecond
    @RogonTheSecond 4 роки тому +49

    50% resistant to disease, not poison. Loved the video. Hoping for ES6 to be in Black Marsh

    • @owenhardy7035
      @owenhardy7035 4 роки тому

      It’s gonna be set in alinor from what I’ve heard.

    • @galaxyeyescipherdragon6739
      @galaxyeyescipherdragon6739 3 роки тому

      I thought it was hammerfell

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 роки тому

      @@owenhardy7035 What the heck is Alinor?

    • @owenhardy7035
      @owenhardy7035 2 роки тому

      @@mapleflag6518 the ancestral name for the sommerset isles.

    • @Chisszaru
      @Chisszaru 2 роки тому

      They're actually 100% immune to diseases. I always play as Argonians and my Argonian characters never catches diseases. It's not luck, as luck doesn't exist

  • @etherserra8638
    @etherserra8638 4 роки тому +7

    Being a huge fan of Argonians I paid extra attention to the lore and story during my playthrough in ESO of both the base argonian inhabited zones and Murkmire. As far as the Hist trees are concerned it's not that it gives them a soul as it more or less harbors it for their reincarnation in a pocket dimension not too far different from oblivion. If an argonian is born away from a tree they are not connected to one and therefore do not 'hear it calling to them' and when they die they will not be able to reincarnate. This is also why it is devastating for a tribe to lose a tree. They cannot connect with another tree. Another interesting thing I learned in Murkmire was that an elf was studying them and was trying to find the secret to the hist to gain immortality and his research led him to question how argonians even exist since they are neither cold blooded nor warm blooded. As he basically put it 'technically they shouldn't even exist as they are'. They can also invoke the power of the hist through a ritual to basically be turned back into an egg so they can hatch anew, some of them do this to change genders, there's a whole quest line about that whole process. All the new stuff I learned from that zone just makes me more impressed and interested in the race.
    Bonus bonus fact.... don't ask an Argonian to sing for you, they are absolutely tone deaf and sound terrifying xD

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 Рік тому +1

      Oh hell yeah trans lizards

    • @seakelp3508
      @seakelp3508 4 місяці тому

      Also in ESO I helped a retired Argonian adventurer turn themselves into an alligator.

  • @iejirisk9362
    @iejirisk9362 3 роки тому +7

    For #2, ESO actually explored what happens when an argonian is born without a hist tree. You deal with one in a quest with his dark elf partner. It described him as being very withdrawn, and he was for better lack of words, autistic. When he connects with a Hist tree during the quest, he "comes out of his shell" and no longer has autism basically.....it really sounds terrible, but its the only comparison I can make lol

  • @hawkeyestegosaurus5680
    @hawkeyestegosaurus5680 4 роки тому +46

    Nate totally didn't cover that Argonian's can apparently give birth to live young if there is no Hist tree according to another source I saw and that's how they get around not having the sap. It's straight from mother to child- but this third hand information now. Fugemppet had a video on it which was pretty interesting.

    • @xafierah
      @xafierah 4 роки тому +8

      Wasn't there an Argonian in ESO (Murkmire expansion) who claimed not to hear the hist trees b/c she grew up outside of Black Marsh? Kassandra?

    • @Wuffindy
      @Wuffindy 4 роки тому

      I think its he, and he was visiting back to black marsh isn't it? With his dark elf wife

    • @xafierah
      @xafierah 4 роки тому

      Kassandra was the one who was funding the search for the main questline - you meet her at Famia's office about halfway through or so.

    • @rezachoudhury823
      @rezachoudhury823 4 роки тому

      @@Wuffindy You are talking about a different quests but they are both examples of what happens if an Argonian is born outside of Black Marsh without a source of Hist.

  • @justkyle1136
    @justkyle1136 4 роки тому +28

    Video: *5 things they never told you about the argonians*
    Me at 1am: well well well let's find out

  • @thelaughingman6975
    @thelaughingman6975 4 роки тому +254

    Nords: We are the greatest race!
    Altmer: We are the greatest race, you impudent man.
    Argonian seeing this after walking out of the Oblivion gate with a Daedric woman in his arm: Hold my beer.

    • @shadowstrider5033
      @shadowstrider5033 4 роки тому +31

      I can only picture a spider daedra.

    • @stormwarrior007
      @stormwarrior007 4 роки тому +31

      You mean hold my Hist

    • @braydenleclerc5529
      @braydenleclerc5529 4 роки тому +6

      Void Walker me too but it is carrying him and he is hammered

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 роки тому +26

      Dayum, not only gonna fend off their invasion, chase them back to and kick their a$$es on their own turf, but also take their women. This is why the lizard bois are my favorite race.

    • @CobaltSnek
      @CobaltSnek 4 роки тому +5

      @@shadowstrider5033 How about a Harvester? They a feminine snake-like daedra.
      ...Okay scratch that, for they're tall & have four arms, the Argonian likely be in it's arm instead.

  • @xxxanubxs9599
    @xxxanubxs9599 4 роки тому +7

    Mehrunes Dagon: Lol I’m about to invade these scales
    Argonians: You will try

  • @sgtyed3943
    @sgtyed3943 3 роки тому +3

    5:00 Imagine this for an Elder Scrolls game in BlackMarsh.
    A large group of Argonian eggs have been taken and raised up to be some sort of slave-group. Maybe brought up as Assassins (Or the Dark Brotherhood). Because they were taken before hatching, they really don't have any soul, and feel lost or without identity.
    Near the ending of the questline for this group, they may request the protagonist to help them attain some sort of meaning in life, or attain a soul. The protagonist can help them gather sap or do something else.

  • @Rudofaux
    @Rudofaux 4 роки тому +18

    5:35 Good question. I assume nothing special happens to the argonian child raised without the Hist sap. My reasoning is that plenty of argonians were hatched under slavery by the Dunmer. Highly doubtful that their Dunmer masters took the young to Black Marsh just to feed on Hist sap.

  • @scheyeguy2479
    @scheyeguy2479 4 роки тому +30

    Up in High Hrothgar they read “50 Shades of Greybeard”

    • @frozenlizard7738
      @frozenlizard7738 4 роки тому +1

      Please don't put that image in my head.

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 роки тому +1

      No, don't give Manslayer any idea!!

    • @Dovahkiin069Nighfury
      @Dovahkiin069Nighfury 4 роки тому +4

      @@frozenlizard7738 Imagine greybeards whispering agressive vibration thuu'ms to each others buttholes till they orgasm.

    • @scheyeguy2479
      @scheyeguy2479 4 роки тому +1

      Dovahkiin069Nightfury HAHAHAHA THATS SO AWFUL

    • @commando5872
      @commando5872 3 роки тому

      Please no

  • @Sigmaairav
    @Sigmaairav 4 роки тому +28

    we need a fresh prince of bell air style song revolving around a dragonborn argonian in skyrim

  • @eerienova1312
    @eerienova1312 4 роки тому +3

    Fact: There's a hist tree in Skyrim, and a quest to take sap from it. The sap is called "sleeping tree sap" and can be used like a potion. It can also be obtained outside of the quest, though I think there's a cooldown on how often you can take from it.

  • @Ajay-dy3xw
    @Ajay-dy3xw 4 роки тому +11

    Dagon: i'm about to invade this province's who-
    Argonians: *uno reverse card*

  • @phoenixx-7997
    @phoenixx-7997 4 роки тому +14

    I always find myself playing as Khajiit or Argonian. I find them more interesting to play than human or mer races, and more aesthetically pleasing during playthroughs.

  • @zensokovich4179
    @zensokovich4179 4 роки тому +7

    The reason i love the elder scrolls game franchise, the lore just keeps coming and coming.

  • @gigabeep1150
    @gigabeep1150 4 роки тому +69

    Daedra: we'll attack blackmarsh.
    The argonian tribes who didnt even have an empire:
    Doomguy.exe activated

  • @mesektet5776
    @mesektet5776 2 роки тому +7

    Didn’t mention that Argonians have specific life phases - they don’t grow steadily they just morph from say child to teen all at once after a certain number of years in a certain form. And, each time they morph to a life phase, they have about a 50/50 shot of having their gender change. So yes, just about every adult Argonian you have met in the main games has transitioned at-least once, if not more.

  • @369destroyer
    @369destroyer 2 роки тому +5

    On the matter of the sap, I imagine that they import sap around the continent, and because it holds no value to anyone but argonian parents, it tends not to come up very often even in shops.

  • @yiasemi
    @yiasemi 4 роки тому +5

    Telenger the artificer being the author of the erotic novel research book was hilarious. He was definitely one of my favourite characters in eso. The great mage wanders through great peril and lusting students seemingly oblivious to everything, causing chaos wherever he goes. One can imagine him writing the work without even smiling. Gotta love Altmer mages.

  • @Y_wicked1117
    @Y_wicked1117 4 роки тому +9

    My first game of skyrim was with an Argonian, still get on my 360 to feel the nostalgia now and then

    • @Jamarvious_
      @Jamarvious_ 4 роки тому

      Braedyn J mine was an argonian too

  • @gracievictor9958
    @gracievictor9958 4 роки тому +70

    Also, you had the perfect opportunity to say “And with that, we argonian to wrap up.” *sigh* The road not taken.

  • @Themombean
    @Themombean 4 роки тому +2

    Its absolutly amazing that you still find things to talk about in this game. I love this game and your videos make me feel like its a new game all over again. Im still excited to play with this new knowlage its wonderful.

  • @kelvintran448
    @kelvintran448 4 роки тому +9

    Deadra: opens portal* finally black marsh will be ours
    Reverse uno card flys through portal*

  • @PurpleDeathToAll
    @PurpleDeathToAll 4 роки тому +31

    Posted less than an hour ago? The last time I was this early there were still cliff racers.

  • @DISCORD051093
    @DISCORD051093 4 роки тому +11

    Daedra: BOW BEFORE US MORTALS
    Argonians: "polish spears with malicious intent while BFG division starts playing"

  • @yangxiaobelladonna2401
    @yangxiaobelladonna2401 4 роки тому +21

    Remember when Argonians invaded Oblivion like a boss? Good times

  • @xathrall5532
    @xathrall5532 4 роки тому +56

    Other races: YOU CAN'T JUST RAID A WHOLE ENTIRE DOMAIN RULED BY LITERAL GODS
    Argonians: haha oblivion go brrrrrr

    • @jakec9352
      @jakec9352 Рік тому

      Argonians: Not my gods... Savages.

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 2 роки тому +2

    Fun fact: The Saxhleel don't have any concept of time. As such, their language never had any words for it (for example, their native language doesn't have any version of past, present or future tense) so learning the Imperial Language and learning all the past, present and future tenses was the most difficult part. This could also be why they never wrote anything down, as they didn't see a reason to do so.

  • @alexsm3882
    @alexsm3882 4 роки тому +155

    "And merely migrated over here"
    I'm sorry to tell you, Nate, but much as you want it, you don't live in Tamriel.
    You want it one way, but it's the other way.

  • @themeatman9956
    @themeatman9956 4 роки тому +27

    There's actually something that happens for argonians born out of black marsh. The mother argonian can start producing hist sap to feed the baby.

    • @aaroncsoka7294
      @aaroncsoka7294 4 роки тому +1

      Uuuuuuh, _Hist Sap_ , huh 😏😋

    • @KunguIl
      @KunguIl 4 роки тому

      Well yeah Breast milk altered with just Hist sap as an ingredient.

  • @stephanieaprilliano9511
    @stephanieaprilliano9511 4 роки тому

    I was almost afraid I'd get through this video without the Lusty Argonian Maid being discussed! Did not disappoint

  • @Yoshi-Wise
    @Yoshi-Wise 4 роки тому +2

    Although the rarest to be played in part due to their lack of powerful game mechanics, I've loved the Argonians from the beginning as probably my favorite race. RP wise, they have the most practical abilities in the game IMHO and I love playing creatures alien to myself.

  • @rangerleaf1505
    @rangerleaf1505 4 роки тому +4

    Their easily the most badass race taking the fight to oblivion was awesome to learn about later on and why their one of my favorite

  • @dansalliby8088
    @dansalliby8088 4 роки тому +4

    The lights out quest makes a lot more sense now. They had to have an in some were and I'm pretty sure ja-rera or how ever you spell his name states this. It makes complete sense seeing as gulimi (how ever you spell his name) is involved deeply with the thiefs guild.

  • @zippoj7113
    @zippoj7113 4 роки тому +5

    I feel like a big reason that skyrim is still relevant is because of Nate and his amazing content!

  • @maxmayfire9958
    @maxmayfire9958 3 роки тому

    The last fact was actually so surprising to me. Great vid !

  • @dorianshepherd5287
    @dorianshepherd5287 4 роки тому +2

    I love how goofy and surprised the Argonian's appearance in Skyrim is.

  • @matthewdovidas4213
    @matthewdovidas4213 4 роки тому +10

    Last time I was this early Alduin was attacking Helgen to interrupt an execution

    • @hateprophet6093
      @hateprophet6093 4 роки тому +1

      *My execution

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 4 роки тому

      The moment you realize the horse theif and the storm cloak would have lived if they had waited..