Meanwhile... Your Last McRib | "Doctor Who" Shocker
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- Опубліковано 24 жов 2022
- Meanwhile... Fans of the McRib sandwich have less than a month to get their fix before it disappears again, and the season finale of "Doctor Who" delivered a shocker by bringing back a fan-favorite actor. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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I think the bear-punching woman was actually Pelosi! Practising for next time she sees T----! 🤣
“They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.” -Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot
All the dead voices.
They make a noise like wings.
Like leaves.
Like sand.
Like leaves.
Thank you - I recognised that line of whimsical doggerel but couldn’t remember who wrote it.
It’s interesting that now so many GQP politicians sound like outtakes from “Endgame.”
I want me pap !”
Cheers !
It is powerful.
@cock That was funny! 🤣
@@foppishdilletaunt9911 "whimsical doggerel"? I think somebody needs to ask Santa for a dictionary.
Hugh Laurie as The Doctor and Stephen Fry as The Master 🤩🤩🤩
Because Stephen Fry is so lovable and generous he'd make an profoundly charismatic villain, and he plays off Laurie superbly
It would be tough for them not to slip back into Bertie Wooster and Jeeves.
@@ericminch I don't know. The sketches they did where Stephen Fry plays a cop come to mind.
And, who would be the side kick? Emma Thompson?
David Mitchell as the Doctor and Johnny Vegas as his companion, Victoria Coren Mitchell as the Mistress.
You want to reboot Jeeves and Wooster?
The pasta thing is like "Arizona" tea. It's made it New York too lol 😂
Louis Cato is so talented. I'm happy to see him stepping into the shoes Jon left so well; he's settling into conversing back and forth with Stephen, and it's starting to feel so natural. Cool to watch musicians rise and blossom on this show, even when it leads to them going on to bigger and better things. 🖤
Johnny Carson used to let Doc and the band play a full song on air. C'mon Stephen, do the same for your fantastic band!
I prefer him
@@chriskelly6559 They could let the band jam and put it here on UA-cam, shouldnt cost much and would be a nice fan service.
I would go further and say, that Louis is better in that regard, Jon replies where mostly nothing, Stephen was always holding the conversation.
Talented, but not annoying like Jon. I don't miss "CoooOoOoOOOld blooooded!!!!" every time over Stephen's jokes. Welcome, Louis!
Nothing beats Peter Capaldi's regeneration scene. ❤️
Someday the intro to Meanwhile will use up the whole segment.
Also, it's cool that the New Dr. Who is bigger news than the new PM?
Thats because we all hope for a real DR Who to go back and stop the Tory catastrophe from happening in 19 ..
@@annemettefrederiksen7751 it could happen. Boris pulled out of the race as soon as Tennant showed up, quite literally almost down to the minute.
@@mahfuzurchowdhury2765 🤣😄😅😂🤣😄😅😂
Doctor Who changes regenerations less often than the PM
@@tairneanaich 🤣😄😅😂
"Police! We've had a break-in!"
"What did they steal?"
"The apple iLock! It's worth more than our PC!"
The only way McDonald's saying "It's your last McRib" can sound more dark is if it were laced with cyanide.
I imagine the reason Brenda was able to escape the bear is because it became confused when she punched her in the face, because it wasn't an action the bear had ever experienced from its prey, so it had no clue how to respond
The news I heard actually said she punched him in the nose, which seems more logical and painful than the face. Same thing works for shark attacks, I've heard.
Just for the record: this was a female bear with 2 cubs, and sadly they were soon orphans when the wildlife authorities dispatched the mama bear.
@@melanies.6030 sad!
Black bears can be fought off (as Brenda did, aim for the nose!), but do not try this with a brown or grizzly bear; it's better to play dead with browns and grizzlies. Only fight browns/grizzlies back if they don't quit attacking with the possum strategy. The best overall strategy is to stand tall, speak calmly, and back off slowly to let the bear know you're not a threat to it or to its offspring. Prevent the attack in the first place. Also, carry bear spray if you're out in bear country, please. It doesn't cause permanent harm, and it might even condition the bear to avoid attacking other humans!
"In case of bear call Brenda to fuck some shit up" HAAAA!!!
David Tennant's Dr. Who said he didn't want to go, so the universe returned him. I hope Daniel Radcliffe might actually consider taking a swing at it.
Anyone would be an improvement on the new PC, culturally sensitive, gender bent Dr Who....SIGH
@@edwardfletcher7790 Have you already seen episodes with Ncuti Gatwa? How?
We need Ricky Gervais to take the role. He would have enemies crying after insulting them.
@@MrJayateabug If you think Gervais made celebrities "cry", can you explain why he was invited back year after year? If he were truly insulting powerful people, hurting people's feelings or puncturing their egos, he wouldn't be anywhere near a podium. Celebrities find him funny.
@@edwardfletcher7790 Grow the fk up.
Nice! I like what you did with the graphic that showed England as a part of the United Kingdom, thus honouring Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
its a bit annoying when people say "England" not the UK, it offends the other union states, especially the SNP 🤣 Britain is the island to confuse things, but i wouldn't put it past the nationalist to want to physically detach scotland, they hate us 🥱..but We still wouldn't mix up a state with the country USA?
That's like saying that showing California as a part of the USA somehow honours the other 49 states... Buh?
Louis is wonderful, I love him. I still miss J. Batiste! Sigh life goes on.
I always enjoy ‘meanwhile’. But this was gold!!!!!!!! Nothing but solid landings! Thank you team! You stuck every one of those joke deep and Steven you effortlessly let them role off your tongue while being mindful of delivery to accommodate the context. Just amazing great work!!!!!!! ❤
Extreme talent!!
I'm so glad you're saying England and actually meaning England instead of the UK. Bonus points for showing an accurate map of England, or the future UK (Once all the rest of it leaves).
Haha probably a mad Scottish guy right 😂
Well it might actually have been more useful to point out Cheshire on the map to Americans than England.
@@TheInselaffen For (some) Americans, it make be helpful to point out UK on a map of Europe and Europe on a map of the earth 😁.
@@SelfImprovement1111 No, just that the current government has made the Scots, the Northern Irish and the Welsh so pissed off that the Union's now looking extremely fragile.
After 5 long years I'll be able to watch Doctor Who again? I'm crying.
Why haven't you been able to watch it?
I love the band’s energy❤
"Call Brenda to f*** some s*** up" 🤣 I hope she watches this & gets a great laugh out of it
Boy, the last thing you’re supposed to see from Cheshire is the cat’s smile, not something that glows in UV light!
LMMFAO 😹😹😹😹
Who knew Salisbury steak shaped into the form of a rack of ribs could taste so good
Barbecue sauce, that's who.
@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto "Sweet Baby Ray's" BBQ sauce!
To be fair, Barilla is a historic italian brand and the products sold in Italy are, in fact, made in Italy
Over here in the Netherlands too but it's a mediocre quality brand.
@@narvul I prefer the _De Cecco_ brand.
Yes, I have seen Barilla pasta in actual Italian kitchens. 🍝🍝🍝
@@hlcepeda also made with USA wheat
@@hlcepeda I stopped buying them a long time ago the quality isn't the same anymore. I use La Molisana now as cheap pasta and recently bought D'Aragona just to try, because it's twice as expensive but it should be very good.
A new lock, opened by apple watch? Wonder if Lock Picking Lawyer will give it a try.
Yes!
I love Louis--very talented and smart--great sidekick. But I really do miss Jean Baptiste's cool jackets!
i guess he did have that going for him. trying to compensate for lack of talent, tho
Those jackets were something else, true!
I think Louis has a more unique style.
@81bajaj same here.
His name is JON BATISTE. Not Jean Baptiste. Lol 🤣
Dick Clark would LOVE that joke❣️
Missed y'all!!!
In a single segment, you’ve manage to mention both my kids’ names: Benny and Brenda 😂 😂
I used to work at a brewery that made a beer called "Kentucky Christmas". Winter ale aged in bourbon barrels. TTB made us kill the brand because we were in Oregon not Kentucky. And yet Olympia is NOT made in Olympia Washington and Rainier is not made anywhere near Mt. Rainier. They're both made in the Mid-West.
True, but Olympia did start out in Tumwater, WA (not Olympia). (I remember their "It's the water" commercials.) It closed in 2003. And Rainier started in Seattle. PNW hops are the best.
@@deborahfreedman333 No argument here. PNW hops will always dominate. But TTB is still a fine example of government corruption. Another example is when they forced Kona Brewing to shift its production from Portland, OR back to Kona, Hawaii. Can you imagine what a logistical nightmare it is to ship hops and barley to an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? TTB DID NOT force Pabst to make Olympia in Olympia or Rainier back to Washington, but they decided to crack down on Kona. That's corruption at it's finest.
It's a good thing Brenda didn't punch bear #747, the "Colbert" in the face.
There would have been a set of serious lawsuits from his attorneys!
I don't even want to contemplate how they go about training such dogs......
So excited for David Tennant! 🥳
He was the best Doctor anyway.
@@ericminch Tom Baker has entered the room!! And unless they bring back some real writers, not going to help.
@@ericminch fuckin most overrated in the history of the show
@@spencers4121 well then you'd be happy to know that Russell T. Davies is back.
"Is Benny here?"
He heard 'bear', and decided the green room seemed like a good place to be. Strategically.. in case it went after the snacks... Strategically. All part of the plan, see?
Hiding under the table was part of it too.
Hello 🤗
I just want to be your first guaranteed non-bot response.
To prove this, my childhood best friend was Helen Oliver.
Once you have used this information to clean out my bank account, I will have proven that I am, indeed, a real boy!
(I'm seriously willing to take the L to prove myself)
Of course, you gotta hide to set up an ambush. Everyone knows that.
Tom Baker will always be my Dr. Who
They are all my Doctor but Tom was my first.
Tom Baker was my first and I thought the only one when I lived in Chicago during his run. When I moved back home, none of the PBS stations showed Doctor Who, so I was sorry not to see at least reruns. When the "reboot" was announced in 2005, that's when I found out Doctor Who had been around since 1963.
OMG.......
Peter Davison. Tennent’s father-in-law. He was also good as Albert Campion.
@@pamelacass9642 Watched them all, up to Baker. Didn’t really like him. Then we moved and didn’t get PBS anymore. Saw the rest after Baker until Tennent was gone, then watched Torchwood.
Paul McGann.
Colbert, your cacophony of words and phraseology never ceases to satiate.
Happy Diwali!
oh, man! spoiler on Dr. Who 😑 i haven't watched Jodie's last episode. but i'm glad David's back, i've always felt he was the best characterization of the Doctor since the revival series began.
I'll always be a Chris Eggleston fan, but Tennant was great. Pity they didn't let him use his natural Scottish voice, as they did Capaldi.
@@deborahfreedman333 Who knows, maybe his accent will change?
I thought loved those two, but Matt Smith was the pinnacle for me. Amy Pond beats Rose into a coma.
how can you call it a McRib when it doesnt have any McBones
Fake food and people love it.
I was about to ask
But who’d want a sandwich with bones in it?
It's shaped meat, just like the rest of their meat offerings.
I've never understood why people wait for it to be sold there when they can heat up a Banquet Frozen Backyard BBQ meal, get an oblong bun, some pickles, and slice a quarter of an onion anytime of the year.
McKotlet 😂
Dogs don’t need an official excuse to sniff crotches.
Still, their momma should have taught them a bit of manners.
Well that just spoiled me the doctor who special, hadn't realized it aired. Damn
Ditto. Pretty disappointed there
They dumped Jody Whittaker, and went totally woke, with a black LGBT doctor. Fan reviews said he really sucked, so I didn't even bother trying to find it.
@@deborahfreedman333 other than the fact the black Doctor won't air til next year,I don't know how you could know he sucked.
I'll have what Lewis is having. He's on fire!
"Man, this British adaptation of Paw Patrol is gritty!"
And sticky!
Dick Clark returns as The Master!
If you're that guy who waits on tenterhooks for the McRib's return... what do ya really have to live for anyway?
Smoking your next bowl
when there is nothing left to live for. what would you die for?
To quote the Simpsons: 'You don't live long if you like the ribwich"
@@Davidjackman572 "If you stand for nothing Burr, then what would you fall for?" Anyway, if anyone had "tenterhooks" on their UA-cam comment bingo card, congratulations.
@@davidlundquist1979 tenterhooks? i got that line from battletanx on n64.
OMG I damn near choked on the Chris Pratt bit lol
WHERE WAS THE SPOILER WARNING? I feel spoiled! Watching that regeneration without warning would have been amazing. Ten was my favorite and now he's back? Glorious!
I had both the Late Show and Dr. Who episodes recorded on the DVR but decided to watch Colbert first. I'm still yelling obscenities at the TV after this spoiler!
As someone who watched it and was surprised by my favorite Dr coming back, I can assure you it was glorious. There may have been a few tears of joy along with the shock and delight.
Yay! The McGym Mat is back!
"There's very little meat in these gym mats!"
I know what I'm eating for lunch😋
"semen sniffing dog" Damn, if that were a human job, who would line up for it?
A door unlocking with a cell phone? Yeah. That sounds really safe and convenient...
The "internet of sh!t" strikes again. It will take about three days from when that thing becomes available in stores until somebody figures out how to open it without authorisation. A dream for burglars.
@@henrygvidonas9573 No doubt about it. But even more basic, I really don't like the idea of being able to unlock the door if my house being dependent on having my phone battery charged. Or hoping I have an Internet signal. I forsee people up and down hallways frantically clawing at the doors of their apartment units waiting for satellites to line up...
Wait..... where's there a Carl's Jr on the jersey shore?
He should have said Hardee's.
What's the world coming to... that a mother bear can't even get some prime human meat for her offspring, without getting manhandled by Karens.
The bear may have seen her dog as prey. 🤔
F’ing Karens. Lol
Any computer animators out there willing to do the work to design all the stuff Steven describes before each Meanwhile?
Colbert Show is psyops.
The civilian testimony directly contradicts the US/Ukraine narrative.
Same with Iran
Takes some research and critical thinking.
Friendly reminder to not click suspicious links.
biden is guilty of treason! Democrats need to wake up and impeach or be tried for treason themselves!!!!
What a great idea 😅
I had that same thought seeing the 2-liters of Code Red strapped to a dryer's tumbler barrel floating in dark water under the light of a Carl's Jr in my mind.
That McDonald's McRib promo pairs well with the Simpsons bit where the "Ribwich" has "Requiem for a Dream"-like effects on Homer.
I had my one and only McRib in the 1980s. That was enough - actually, too much.
I was a mom who got to test the McRib for marketing. I walked away with 50$ and said No thanks. It wasn't even meat.
@@moniqueengleman873 what I got was mystery mash molded into the shape of a tiny set of ribs. The only reason I ordered it was that I was meeting some people at the Abington VA McDonalds and did not want to eat red meat or fried chicken.
@@birbluv9595 That is what it looked like when I did that focus group. Most people were super excited about it . Not me.
I was a hippie mom who made all my own baby food. I haven't been to a McDonald's for 35 years. No fast food ever.
@@moniqueengleman873 oh my. People were super excited? I am appalled. This is the ultimate in ultra processed “food”!
They're never going to stop making it forever. They're just going to stop long enough for everybody to miss it again, and then they will bring it back. We've been doing this dance for decades, and as far as I know they've never stopped making money off the limited time offer. That's how I know it'll come back someday.
It isn't so much that everybody misses the McRib again, it's that everyone forgets how bad the McRib is, again.
In Germany, probably all over Europe, you can just buy them at every store all year...
It's based on pork prices.
I miss Dick Clark’s New Year’s Eve countdown.
*0:46** - Is that some WIND I'm feeling?!*
oh my goodness, I was falling apart laughing at the whole segment 🤣
I lived in Alaska for most of my life and had a black bear living in my backyard. To keep it out of our garbage we used to feed it salmon and other seafood leftovers but neighbors complained and the DNR captured it and had the company Louisiana-Pacific use their helicopter to "relocate" it another island, some 50 miles north. It weighed ~ 550 pounds according to the DNR scale.
"Yogi" returned about two weeks later, swimming across 5 miles of open ocean and walking 40+ miles before announcing his return with a few snorts one night. I never saw my wife so excited to see a bear.
I’ve heard this kind of story about bears. The bears get a 3 strike, only they are killed if they keep returning. 😢
Sad that John is gone he and Stephen had great chemistry but Louis is doing fantastic keep killing it my man!
For those who care the poetry on the McDee's sign is a variant from lines in "Waiting for Godot" by Samuel Beckett.
He died doing what he loves eating McDonald's!👍😂🤣
I have always thought Lenny Henry would make a really fun doctor.
I absolutely love the McRib (no onions no pickle) it's the only time I will go out of my way to get McDonald's. Its actually a good thing its seasonal otherwise I'd probably be dead now. Whatever tho. I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
Or as Jimmy Buffett says" I 'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm DEAD"! 🤔🤣😂🤣😂🎃👻🎃🎃👻🎃🎃👻🎃
No pickle, no onion. Both gross on bbq. A side of slaw would be good though.
I like to add cheese when I’m feeling fancy lol definitely no onions or pickles
Oh gawd ,I live next store to a McD's & saw the advert in the window about the McRib being back. I used to like them until I decided that I like to eat meats that are identifiable..
No more McRibs? I think they got a huge shipment of 'meat' that needs to be sold before it spoils.
"This English adaptation of Paw Patrol is gritty" killed me. X D
You can eat McRib anytime in Germany!
Mick's Rib, a Jeffrey Dahmer favorite.
Gut zu wissen :)
Packing my bags. Omw!
I've been wanting to come back for a long time!
@@joannbowden6220 I visited Köln last week and had one. Planning visit to Munich before the end of the year.
Gotta love Dr.Colbert. he's got guts.
Why does he think he is French?
Fabulous Meanwhile! 😂😂😂
That Barilla so good even Italians love it! 🤣
It doesn't matter where Barilla pasta is made, if more Italians buy it than any other pasta, or if more Italians pick Barilla in a large-sample, independently-run taste test. Those are reasonable interpretations of what ”#1 in Italy” means.
try again boy, you mean to say " in italiens "
@@GiarkReleos : No, I believe I wrote it right. You failed to explain why not.
@@GiarkReleos italien = french for italian
they bought the recipe, then made it here. shoppers truly are idiots.
@@cmdraftbrn Nah, it is just a certain group of bottom feeding lawyers that launches most of those dumb lawsuit in the hope of a quick payout
Holy sh-the McRib[Drops phone & runs out the door naked from bed]
That McRib goodbye 🤣😫
The joke McDonald's sign at 4:00 reminded me of Conan's type of whimsical gags, I liked that
2:59 actually starts meanwhile-ing
Your welcome.
"Your welcome"? So it's specifically MY welcome? It doesn't belong to anyone else?
I can already predict the comment section for when GRRM is on tomorrow.
Louis Cato is killing it
Brenda in Leavenworth is an honorary Canadian for that stunt.
Can you imagine how they trained that poor dog..?
NOW CANNOT UNSEE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN
😀
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Well I'm moderately evil and have a vast working knowledge of the world, so that's two things.
@@christopherkarr1872 Oh yeah that does make sense ;-)
Yes, let's ship something as mundane as dried pasta across the Atlantic. Because that makes sense... 🙄
I missed you Stephen. Also I'm on the same boat with the head phone jack. High fidelity or Nada!!!
In Case Of Bear - Call Brenda to F*** some S*** Up!
PLEASE tell me someone's making that into a bumper sticker?!
I kind of wish they’d found a way to have Stephen Colbert regenerate into David Letterman as a gag. Ah well…
Apparently, people keep suing companies over information from recently aired re-runs of America's Test Kitchen and Cook's Country. I wonder if it's the same person suing the maker of Texas Pete Hot Sauce?
Do not bite gentle into that McRib,
Hunger should burn and rave at close of shift;
Rage, rage against the dying of the rib.
Shaver got a tan. LOL
FEDERAL STUDENT AID: "As a result of a court order, we are temporarily blocked from processing debt discharges. We encourage you to apply if you are eligible."
Could you record a version of the Meanwhile intro with James Earl Jones?
Oooh, or Keith David? I love their voices.
Someone call the Lockpicking Lawyer to show how bad the Apple lock is.
Breakin out the Sammy Beckett, eh?
Back? McRib never left in Germany.
Although i wonder, how different it is from the USA- one.
Does the German one have meat in it ? And is the meat pork ?
@@kasnitch seems so.
But i saw on one channel, that at least whopper in Burger King is different from one in USA. Also the amounts of sugar in done off or products is lower than those in USA. So the taste might be different.
It was a regular menu item for quite a few years, then it disappeared. When it came back, people were so excited. I've never had one, so I don't know, but I would guess that your estimation of the sugar amounts, et cetera are probably spot on
What happened to Stephen's right ear, perhaps an injury? He always faces out to the left. My son will go crazy learning the Doctor Who return!!! One of his faves 😂🤖👽👾
He mocked his "deformed" (birth 'defect') ear in another episode a couple weeks ago.
Thanks for spoiling Doctor Who for me. I haven't seen it yet.
I, too, am disappointed with that. Are there no Doctor Who fans amongst the writers? "Spoilers. ;-)"
If I ever own a boat, I'll name it "Condemned Doom Ferry."
Would have been nice to hear the rest of the monologue.
Pasta rule: never ever get barilla, ALWAYS buy de cecco
Pastificio G. Di Martino is also solid
He alllllllmost lost it with the Paw Patrol bit. 😂
I'm very happy the David is coming back a doctor. So he is the 10th and 14th doctor!! WOW!!!
Just a heads up, the scammers are out in force today. Beware of any reply claiming that you have won a prize. Mark it as spam and move on! 😈
I really liked the intro. Good writing ✍️
That Headphone joke is hilarious
"Condemned doom-ferry of news" correctly describes 90% of modern media.