Meanwhile… No More Netflix DVDs | Canada's Pop-Guzzling Bear

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  • Meanwhile… Netflix has mailed out its final DVD, and a Canadian black bear drank tons of soda.
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  • @thomasakagi7545
    @thomasakagi7545 Рік тому +1408

    Canadian: tries to reason with a bear that's actively drinking their soda.
    American: shoots unarmed person who knocked on their door.

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 Рік тому +123

      That six year old could have used their ball to murder me! I FEARED FOR MY LIFE!

    • @TheEmbrio
      @TheEmbrio Рік тому +9

      Oh i wrote the same thing

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr Рік тому +6

      Q. Who is overreacting? (Y) (N)

    • @edeledeledel5490
      @edeledeledel5490 Рік тому +69

      American: chases and shoots pretty girl who accidentally got into his car.

    • @onelongwordable
      @onelongwordable Рік тому +34

      ​@@edeledeledel5490 would it be ok if she wasn't pretty?

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts Рік тому +80

    The woman who tried to reason with the bear - and then gaslight it - is my hero.

  • @tonymockeridge338
    @tonymockeridge338 Рік тому +288

    Canadian politeness - even to a bear...classic

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware Рік тому +3

      It would have worked if they had done a better Elmer Fudd impression as a hunter

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Рік тому +13

      How else to you talk to a bear? You tell it politely but firmly tell it to go. It’s a bear, not a moose. They usually listen. That bear was just a jerk

    • @Civerius
      @Civerius Рік тому +1

      If you want to scare a friggin animal from a roach to a bear in size just make the loudest fucking noise you can possible make with your entire body and be close to something big like a car or furniture or rock, depending on how incredibly loud and bombastic noise you make, the animal will usually freak the fuck out and will want nothing to do with you at that time, but i cannot put enough emphasis on the *It must be the loudest fucking noise you can possibly generate*

    • @RTPMinx
      @RTPMinx Рік тому +5

      @@Civerius Uh, that just pi$$es bulls off....speaking from experience. 😅

    • @ydne
      @ydne Рік тому +3

      "I know it has been a very long hard winter and you are really hungry after your long nap but Mr. Bear is all that sugar good for you?" asked the concerned Canadian, who didn't vote down at the PTA meeting, putting a 'pop' machine in at the Middle School.

  • @sunnyinaspen
    @sunnyinaspen Рік тому +67

    As a Canadian, I’ve asked bears to move off trails & even out of garbage bins and it works. Love your show.

  • @janpowell1549
    @janpowell1549 Рік тому +79

    We say " pop" here in Michigan. I always thought it strange when people called it soda.😂

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Рік тому +7

      Had a homeless woman in Flint ask us for a pop. Being Canadian, we knew what it means to us, but we watch enough US tv to know they call it a soda. In a sketchy US hood, we actually had a conversation about what ‘pop’ meant, just to be sure. No surprises desired.🥴
      She thought we were funny, but she did enjoy her pop. 😆

    • @MissDanaSophia
      @MissDanaSophia Рік тому +2

      @@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin yeah, there's a lot of systemic crap there designed to keep people down. Thank you bunches for being a tender human and sharing a moment, and a pop!

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Рік тому +1

      @@MissDanaSophia Thanks, that’s kind of you. Have to admit, it was kinda selfish of us.
      If you want to feel good about yourself, do something nice for someone else. 🤷🏼‍♂️
      😉😆✌️

    • @LavaKimo
      @LavaKimo Рік тому +3

      When I moved to Michigan a girl at the Wendy's drive through was confused when I ask what kind of soda they have! She had never heard it called soda. I had to say Coke or Pepsi.

  • @lenardz
    @lenardz Рік тому +552

    He missed one of the best detail about the soda bear: the bear drank 69 and left 3 sodas . He 3 sodas the bear wouldn’t touch were all diet sodas.

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon Рік тому +67

      They weren't sodas. They were pops.

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical Рік тому +43

      Smarter than the average bear. 🐻

    • @marie-eve5165
      @marie-eve5165 Рік тому +21

      And also "he didnt use the paper towel to clean the mess".
      The article is even better 😀

    • @vilstef6988
      @vilstef6988 Рік тому +22

      Smart bear! Diet soda is vile!

    • @barbeonline351
      @barbeonline351 Рік тому +7

      Three cases of pop in your car?
      And a bear who understands what is in those cans and how to open them?
      Which of the two is more domesticated?

  • @TheEmbrio
    @TheEmbrio Рік тому +100

    Usa : shoot kid knocking on your door in daytime
    Canada : reason with a sugar hyped bear

    • @ESL-O.G.
      @ESL-O.G. Рік тому

      Wow Canada you are so cool. I wish could be just like you

  • @vivianblack2951
    @vivianblack2951 Рік тому +42

    The bear in Earl's Cove drank the orange first, then the cola, and lastly the root beer. He didn't touch any of the diet stuff. CBC Canada.

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Рік тому +4

      That makes sense. The animal would be looking for calories.

    • @sachagilley2315
      @sachagilley2315 Рік тому +1

      Root beer is repulsive

    • @iwillsmiteyall
      @iwillsmiteyall Рік тому +1

      Bear don’t care. Bear go slurp

  • @susanadams-wauro6716
    @susanadams-wauro6716 Рік тому +27

    Reasoning with bears...that's how we roll here in Canada 🇨🇦 😂

    • @MB-xe8bb
      @MB-xe8bb Рік тому +2

      Unless we have a hockey stick in our hand.

  • @frankhage1734
    @frankhage1734 Рік тому +17

    Just FYI: At our family cabin we keep "pop", beer and fruit drinks in a cold spring. One day, our local bear came by the spring, bit the lid off the cooler and tried 2 V-8s and pretty much spit them out. He/She drank then drank 2 beers and then found and consumed each Sprite. It was like; bite, tilt head up and drink. The damn bear also took and drank a whole 6 pack of Sprite that I found remnants of 6 months later off in the woods. Bears love Sprite.

  • @Dan-nt2yb
    @Dan-nt2yb Рік тому +11

    The Canadian bear also ignored the diet pop. True.😄👍🏾

  • @cm4099
    @cm4099 Рік тому +47

    You missed the best part of the bear story! The only thing that stopped it - 3 cans of diet soda it wouldn;t drink.

  • @ScarlettsWebb
    @ScarlettsWebb Рік тому +96

    We all call it pop up by the Canadian border . I didn’t know what a soda was until I went to college 😂. I adore your show !

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 Рік тому +3

      Soda pop...

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Рік тому +2

      Same!

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 Рік тому +3

      We call it pop in Indiana as well.

    • @saamirt
      @saamirt Рік тому +3

      Nope, most of Canada calls it Soda. There's some areas that call it pop and you must live in one of those. Same applies to the US where most call it soda but some areas say pop.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому +3

      ​@saamirt you must have missed "BY the Canadian border". In MI, which is BY the Canadian border, we call it pop

  • @geraldbrown2875
    @geraldbrown2875 Рік тому +219

    That’s just what we Canadians call it, “pop!” 👍🥤🇨🇦

    • @zibear9213
      @zibear9213 Рік тому +4

      you can be Canadian and still be wrong :))

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru Рік тому +61

      @@zibear9213 but in this case, they're not.
      It's pop. *waves from the US Midwest*

    • @randolphpinkle4482
      @randolphpinkle4482 Рік тому +18

      Americans used to call it soda pop. Even sodi pop.

    • @geraldbrown2875
      @geraldbrown2875 Рік тому +12

      @@zibear9213 Oh no look, it’s Zi Bear and it’s after our POP again!😜🐻🇨🇦

    • @deborahnicely764
      @deborahnicely764 Рік тому +24

      We call it pop here in Indiana also. I've only heard the old people call it soda.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +182

    Well, that explains it. Baseball was so slow because players & umpires were busy catching up. A baseball game broke out during conversation!

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 Рік тому +4

      Tbh, I prefer that. Sports is too freaking competitive for no damn reason. It’s supposed to be friendly competition, not people rioting and fights breaking out.
      Save the rioting for when we’re fighting for our rights; but I guess sports rioting is acceptable but civil rights rioting isn’t. 🙃

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 Рік тому +3

      Be sure to stay away from English and Eastern European soccer matches.

    • @DirtyTurtle67
      @DirtyTurtle67 Рік тому

      @@Tustin2121 The reason is.....testosterone. Men can't be out warring murdering and raping all the time you know.

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character Рік тому

      And beer sales are down 13%.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 Рік тому +3

      @@DirtyTurtle67 - Testosterone is not the sole reason for aggression, considering that most of the male population seems to operate perfectly fine without partaking in any of the warring, etc you mentioned. I’d blame cultural aspects first, like for example a government trying to get its children into shape so they can become cannon fodder in a war they’re fighting overseas, and thus the government implements physical education and sports programs nation wide so the boys can be ready for combat.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +241

    Well, in Soda Bear, the bear doesn’t die (unlike the Real Cocaine Bear ) but goes on a sugar high rampage.

    • @leopoldkoppen9081
      @leopoldkoppen9081 Рік тому +7

      Now that's a script with some chest hair!

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 Рік тому +2

      Hooked a 5 y.o lol

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Рік тому +12

      You mean "Pop Bear". We still call it pop here in Wisconsin.

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical Рік тому +12

      Lol, I immediately thought
      "Diabetes Bear"
      Makes news next week raiding all the insulin from a Shoppers Drug Mart pharmacies.
      Ozempic maybe, but would be detrimental to the hibernating fat.

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard Рік тому +2

      Spoilers!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +136

    Canadian Woman to the Black Bear: “All those pops are bad for your waistline, eh.”

    • @treegreen941
      @treegreen941 Рік тому +2

      Thank goodness we don't all say "eh" at the end of our sentences, eh. :)

    • @user-zy4wv7yx1z
      @user-zy4wv7yx1z Рік тому +4

      Michigander here, when I visit the UP of Michigan and Canada, it takes all of my self control not to throw a few ehs on the end of my sentences.

  • @GizmoOnyett
    @GizmoOnyett Рік тому +6

    Aw, that bear story is like Anti-Florida Man news

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn Рік тому +6

    The ancient Egyptian kitties must have brought in the lizards as gifts!

    • @billyshithead3139
      @billyshithead3139 Рік тому +1

      😹😹😹😹😹 severely underrated comment! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @howardasternfan
    @howardasternfan Рік тому +141

    The first time I asked an American restaurant what pop they had, the waiter looked at me like I had two heads. I can confirm Canadians call it pop.

    • @kivimik
      @kivimik Рік тому +32

      Plenty of Americans in the Midwest say "pop" as well.

    • @lizliz4186
      @lizliz4186 Рік тому +4

      Only part of Canada calls it pop, the other parts call it soda.

    • @howardasternfan
      @howardasternfan Рік тому +12

      @@lizliz4186 That's just not right. Please return your government issued poutine.

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine Рік тому +8

      That waiter must not have gotten out much. I mean I call it soda myself but I am aware that there are these others words for it out there.

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Рік тому +4

      Had the same experience. Surly waitress kept insisting they didn’t have pop.

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 Рік тому +10

    a joke about "the Canadian version of Cocaine Bear" literally sets itself up in real life and the opportunity is fucking missed!

  • @delta5297
    @delta5297 Рік тому +52

    No joke about Coke Bear?

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen Рік тому +116

    We really do say pop in Canada. 🇨🇦 It feels weird to say "can of soda." We say soda if using a bottle of plain soda though. We have baking soda but we don't call it pop.😉

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 Рік тому +3

      America has Kool Aid, in Canada we have Freshie

    • @canaanval
      @canaanval Рік тому +9

      @@markusbrauns4274 What is Freshie??? In Ontario, we have Kool-Aid, most people collected the points and mailed in for free stuff in the 90's, and likely still has some Kool-aid Man shaped plastic cups 🤣

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 Рік тому +5

      Yes very weird....we have bathrooms not rest rooms, and knives and forks are collectively known as cutlery, not silverware.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 Рік тому +2

      @@canaanval I remember that! Oh you're bringing back memories. 😊

    • @rhiannonrede
      @rhiannonrede Рік тому +5

      In Texas we call it a coke.

  • @marciareagan2718
    @marciareagan2718 Рік тому +17

    My mom still gets Netflix dvds because she doesn’t have access to cable-or internet in her rural location. She is getting more and more cut off from technology. I can’t imagine if we were in school these days. I would love to have a story like this covered. It’s a bit scary the techno gap in the country.

    • @kngrfdegj5940
      @kngrfdegj5940 10 місяців тому +2

      There are two other movies by mail services still available: Gamefly and 3DBlurayrental.

  • @jean-pierrejoubert6140
    @jean-pierrejoubert6140 Рік тому +3

    Like Cocaine Bear, our bears have been know to pop off from time to time. 🇨🇦

  • @JesseHallett
    @JesseHallett Рік тому +6

    I used to blast things with neutrons in college. It's good fun! Make things just a little radioactive to learn exactly what they're made of.

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet Рік тому +2

      I’d like to know more about that. When I majored in biology, 100 years ago, there were no neutrons to blast. (And DNA was only fairly recently discovered)

    • @JesseHallett
      @JesseHallett Рік тому +2

      @@Hadenufyet It's called neutron activation analysis. You need a nuclear reactor to generate neutrons with sufficient energy to become absorbed into atomic nuclei of the sample. Typically small samples are placed in the reactor core, but it's also possible to project a neutron beam from the core (under carefully controlled circumstances). After atoms absorb a neutron they often transform into an unstable isotope, many of which emit gamma rays. Each isotope emits gammas with a distinct frequency. Gamma ray spectroscopy identifies relative frequencies emitted from the sample (after it's removed from the core, and carried to a spectrometer). What you get is a very precise analysis of quantities of elements present in the sample. The one archeological experiment I remember used the element breakdown to trace pottery shards to a certain origin based on soil composition.
      I did not major in science - I went to Reed which has a research reactor staffed by undergraduates. I got to go through a two-semester training program on nuclear physics and reactor operation, and then I got to work operating the reactor, and helping with experiments. This was about 20 years ago for me, but the program started in 1968, and is still running.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Рік тому

      ​@@Hadenufyet Pretty close - you just missed those neutrons. About 90 years back. And while DNA was discovered, it wasn't the source of information in 1923.

  • @syniron6670
    @syniron6670 Рік тому +16

    It used to be called soda-pop but the US got Soda and Canada got Pop after the divorce.

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 Рік тому

      😏🤣🍻😁🙋‍♂✌😎

    • @modkhi
      @modkhi Рік тому +2

      actually it's regional! some places use coke instead too. densely populated english speaking areas of canada are mostly over the "pop" parts of the u.s.; quebec is over the soda parts so in english, most of canada uses pop. it's actually been a linguistics study!

    • @rckli
      @rckli Рік тому +1

      …I’ve literally heard both here in florida

  • @deborahwilson4684
    @deborahwilson4684 Рік тому +115

    I grew up in Chgo. My parents called soda "pop". Stephen lived in Chgo 11yrs. Surely in all that time he heard SOME Chicagoans say "pop"!

    • @d.e.7467
      @d.e.7467 Рік тому +9

      I was wondering what Chicagoans used. Surely he knew that and glossed over it for the joke. It's possible that the writer was clueless.

    • @donnafrei8062
      @donnafrei8062 Рік тому +21

      In Michigan we also call it pop

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru Рік тому +16

      He's catering to the NY crowd.

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Рік тому +6

      @@R.M.MacFru I'm in New York, people say pop.

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Рік тому +12

      On the Navajo Rez it's 'pop'.

  • @toddkohut5993
    @toddkohut5993 Рік тому +3

    Reasoning with him? Just more proof of how polite we are up here 😂🇨🇦

  • @michellelivingstone904
    @michellelivingstone904 Рік тому +1

    Gotta love that lovely Canadian lady.

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Рік тому +11

    Hey it totally is pop. Some parts of US call it pop too.

  • @deborahnicely764
    @deborahnicely764 Рік тому +11

    Oh my Dearest Stephen, it is indeed called POP! At least it is here in Hoosier Land!! ❤

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 Рік тому

      Don't you mean "hoser, or hosehead?

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Рік тому +1

      @@markusbrauns4274 Hoosiers are people from Indiana. Hosers are the losing side in Canadian hockey.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 Рік тому

      @Like Bot And nobody, neither in Indiana or elsewhere, has any idea what the derivation of the term "Hoosier" is. There are a number of specious theories e.g. In the early 19th c. travellers, using backcountry dialect, would ask those who lived in the Indiana territory, "Whose your state?". However, there is no linguistic evidence that the people there at that time used such an idiom as this.

    • @treegreen941
      @treegreen941 Рік тому

      @@markusbrauns4274 I would hope most of my fellow Canadians no longer use the word hoser - it's from the early 80s and is just a tad outdated. :)

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Рік тому

      @@treegreen941 I've only heard it used in comedy sketches here in Canada. Like This Hour Has 22 Minutes or Royal Canadian Air Farce.

  • @domprice9512
    @domprice9512 Рік тому +1

    The lady with the bear 🐻 😂

  • @andrewr311
    @andrewr311 Рік тому +20

    Soda, pop, soft drink all mean the same things.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +1

      A lot of the world just calls it 'a coke.' A friend of mine went to Israel and would order a 'Pepsi coke' all the time.

    • @davidfarmer1859
      @davidfarmer1859 Рік тому +8

      @@danielgehring7437 that's like when parents refer to all gaming consoles as 'a Nintendo'

    • @wilberdebeer4696
      @wilberdebeer4696 Рік тому +1

      We call it cool drink or cold drink in South Africa.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 Рік тому +1

      Not in the UK. A soft drink here can also mean a fruit flavoured cordial, juice or squash. Soda is used here but fizzy drink is more common.

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark Рік тому +1

      @@Elwaves2925 it's 'Canapop' in't north (in't Yorkshire, anyways)

  • @ravenraider3716
    @ravenraider3716 Рік тому +22

    Can confirm we call it Pop.
    Also, there's a company called The Pop Shoppe and they have different amazing flavours 🇨🇦

    • @mrychards6682
      @mrychards6682 Рік тому

      Detroit area, also.

    • @ziggyustar3137
      @ziggyustar3137 Рік тому

      my Dad called it soft drink because with his accent it sounded like mop or bop. When he said map it sounded like mop/
      Rest in Peace Daddy you still have me giggling//
      He used to pinch the cats tail for a bit of fur that he pretended to put in the pancakes; he called them cattail pancakes 🥞 He knew how to make us 6 little girls laugh. Al's daughters eating cattail pancakes with sugar sprinkled

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 Рік тому +53

    Soda pop... the east took 'soda' and a lot of the west took 'pop'. I grew up in Colorado and it's always been 'pop' to me. EDIT: Some places call all of it Coke... no matter the brand. I think that's maybe Texas.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 Рік тому +5

      I’m from Alberta definitely is pop.

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru Рік тому +6

      Michigan. It's totally pop. It sure wasn't Faygo Red Soda we drank.

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Рік тому +3

      It's pop in the east, maybe soda in the south?

    • @tylerlewis6813
      @tylerlewis6813 Рік тому +3

      I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma, and we call all of it "coke." When ordering at a restaurant, you say, "I want a coke," then the server is supposed to ask, "Which kind of coke would you like?"

    • @gordon-1
      @gordon-1 Рік тому +1

      @@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Soda in northern New Jersey in the '50s and '60s. Don't know about now. In the late 60's, marijuana was grass and tobacco, weed, but now marijuana is weed, so there is no consistency across time.

  • @sepiae
    @sepiae Рік тому +30

    Oddly enough, there's a connection between this Meanwhile edition and the interview with Rachel Weisz: the show she's promoting is a remake of Cronenberg's 'Dead Ringers', in which one of the Mantle Brothers (Jeremy Irons) says the line '...and some orange pop!' And, like the bear incident, it was a Canadian production.

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 Рік тому

      Yeah, all the great Canadian artists. David Cronenberg, Neil Young and even Glenn Gould.

    • @k.ferguson2982
      @k.ferguson2982 Рік тому

      Good catch, my friend. 👍

  • @rosy111
    @rosy111 Рік тому +1

    Best segment Ever!

  • @tammyd.970
    @tammyd.970 Рік тому +2

    This is the first time I have laughed out loud in a while. The bear joke was gold. Thanks, guys.

  • @girismihomeboi
    @girismihomeboi Рік тому +3

    As a Western New Yorker it is and will always be pop. Soda is carbonated water.

  • @DjG7979
    @DjG7979 Рік тому +6

    I'm from the Midwest. Soda, also known as carbonated water or sparkling water, is water that has been carbonated under pressure with carbon dioxide gas to create bubbles and refreshing fizz. It is similar to other carbonated beverages like soft drinks, but usually has no added flavors or sweeteners. Soda can be consumed on its own, used as a mixer for cocktails, or as a substitute for still water in recipes. Some people also enjoy adding a slice of lemon or lime to soda water to add flavor.
    On the other hand, Pop is a type of carbonated soft drink that typically contains water, sweeteners, and flavorings. Pop comes in many flavors, including cola, lemon-lime, orange, root beer, and many more. Some pops are also marketed as "diet" or "low calorie" versions, which use artificial sweeteners to reduce the calorie content. Pop is often served in restaurants, convenience stores, and vending machines.
    Similar but different.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Рік тому

      Different dialects just exist. Get used to it.

    • @DjG7979
      @DjG7979 Рік тому

      @Chris RJ My acknowledging "I'm from the Midwest" seems to have gone over your head. Unless you were also picking on Steve's absolutist take on the wording. In that case, rock on.

  • @TheNukewarfare2
    @TheNukewarfare2 Рік тому +1

    Trying to reason with a bear…that’s gotta be in contention for “most Canadian thing ever”.

  • @siouxempirecoyote8174
    @siouxempirecoyote8174 Рік тому +3

    As an upper mid western I would declare it is called Pop. 😂

  • @danielleschumacher1120
    @danielleschumacher1120 Рік тому +2

    I love how he uses the same voice for a bear, a baseball player, and Alex Jones.

  • @aandrus2169
    @aandrus2169 Рік тому +17

    It's POP!! Anyone from Michigan knows that. 😂

  • @tytn9978
    @tytn9978 Рік тому +4

    love your "bear tale"! When you told us that the woman said she started reasoning with the bear, my first thought was this: my mother-in-law would definitely consider reasoning with a bear! She was convinced that if only she could come up with the perfect reason, I would turn into the perfect son-in-law. She hated it whenever I responded that perfection was definitely over-rated!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +20

    Well... it was either drink the pop, or the Labatt's Blue in the other seat. The bear made the right choice.

    • @mtnbkr8480
      @mtnbkr8480 Рік тому +2

      Alright, let's leave the beer out of this. Beer never done nothing to nobody. 🍺 unless it's American beer, then 🫗

  • @glenmcdonald3548
    @glenmcdonald3548 Рік тому +17

    This occurred just down the road from me, and the bear did not like the diet pop/soda

  • @jhwheuer
    @jhwheuer Рік тому +25

    For any midwesterner, it’s pop.

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 Рік тому

      Not any Midwesterner. I live in a suburb in the metro area of Milwaukee and it's soda here.
      For most of the Midwest it's pop but not all of it.

    • @DirtyTurtle67
      @DirtyTurtle67 Рік тому

      Remember phosphate drinks?

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Рік тому

      When I say "pop", I usually talk about music. Or the sound effect.

    • @Bane97659
      @Bane97659 Рік тому

      Nope.

  • @mammawlee
    @mammawlee Рік тому +1

    Sometimes Meanwhile is my favorite part

  • @rutlandcitybikes9729
    @rutlandcitybikes9729 Рік тому +1

    SoDA... Sounds like you're stupid. Pop! Sounds like an energy burst to smile! Canada!! Love it!

  • @whatabouttheearth
    @whatabouttheearth Рік тому +18

    The part about ancient Egyptian lizard coffins sounds like a synchrotron, check out the ESRF.
    Synchrotrons are awesome, it essentially moves the molecules and scientists can made an absolutely 3D scan, they have the recording of what is inside. So they can scan a rock with a fossil and see the minute layers inside the rock and fossil layer by layer, to minute detail. They also use it on art, and ancient scrolls if the writing is worn off because the synchrotron can discern the slightest detail.

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth Рік тому +3

      @Jason
      Wtf are you talking about? I probably do care do I?

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios Рік тому +3

    Minnesota is definitely a "Pop" region. Not "Soda." Not even "Soda Pop." It is "Pop." You'll even see it on menus at snack bars: "Pop."

    • @killawofe
      @killawofe Рік тому

      I knew someone from Minnesota who called it ‘sugar pop’

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 Рік тому +25

    I thought Netflix ceased their DVD service years ago!

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 Рік тому

      That's what I said.

    • @TibbySparkles
      @TibbySparkles Рік тому

      Dang, I still have a DVD I have to return!

    • @kngrfdegj5940
      @kngrfdegj5940 10 місяців тому

      They stopped advertising it to push everyone to streaming.

  • @patrickpryor6962
    @patrickpryor6962 Рік тому +1

    Sea squatters wino goulash, Neutron lizard zombies, and Reasoning with bears are all good name for bands.

  • @daviddonaghy4723
    @daviddonaghy4723 Рік тому +6

    Was the soda pop Coke? Because if it was, you missed out on some Coke-cane bear jokes😅

  • @isaacvargas3408
    @isaacvargas3408 Рік тому +13

    In America are bear do cocanine
    In Canada they're bear do soda pop

    • @johnyoung4923
      @johnyoung4923 Рік тому

      "Are" bear.' 'Least we can spell.

    • @johnyoung4923
      @johnyoung4923 Рік тому

      "Cocaine" ?

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +7

      @@johnyoung4923 Hey, it's still 4/20 in a lot of places, no fair making fun of someone for their spelling mistakes.

    • @treegreen941
      @treegreen941 Рік тому +2

      @@danielgehring7437 Especially if it's their second language, which is usually one more than the people making fun of them. :)

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Рік тому

      @@danielgehring7437 Spelling is so easy, even stoners can do it. :)

  • @KonradvonHotzendorf
    @KonradvonHotzendorf Рік тому

    That woman is a legend 🤣 🐻

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +7

    So... Coke Bear?

  • @bryanabbott6169
    @bryanabbott6169 Рік тому +5

    Soda pop was the full name for the soft drink. Of course this was considered too long, so it was shortened, depending on where you grew up, to either 'soda' or 'pop' (there are Americans, living closer to Canada who call it pop, it's not just the Canadians who do that).
    After drinking Canada Dry's Club Soda straight out of the can, which was my first and last time drinking (on purpose, since fountain drink machines can run out of syrup needed for the sweetening/colouring of the soft drink, and what a nasty surprise when that happens) pure liquefied soda.
    Kinda stops a person from wanting to ask for a soda. I'll go for a pop, please and thank you!

  • @PhecdaPlato
    @PhecdaPlato Рік тому +1

    😂”Vengence is ours”-BlockBusters.
    Wasn’t expecting that. And my nose was not expecting to hose coffee. Well done Colbert. You evil genius. That was one hell of a “Netty pot” experience.

  • @Tia-gy1ij
    @Tia-gy1ij Рік тому

    stephen is so adorable I just can't with him XD

  • @AndySandbergSM
    @AndySandbergSM Рік тому +2

    y'all can laugh at "reasoning with him" but I've seen a mountie in the middle of downtown Vancouver - right in the financial district - talk a black bear down from the truck it was hiding on. did the whole de-escalation and negotiation thing until it clambered down and they could safely dart it

  • @cariboubearmalachy1174
    @cariboubearmalachy1174 Рік тому +2

    That's actually what bear experts tell us to do when you encounter a bear. You're supposed to talk to them to reassure them you don't pose a threat.

  • @kt9166
    @kt9166 Рік тому +1

    I still have Netflix's DVD service, and will keep it until they toss it in September. So there.

  • @DirtyTurtle67
    @DirtyTurtle67 Рік тому

    Lol, I love Bear Pop Mom.

  • @johntoves5869
    @johntoves5869 Рік тому +3

    The test for salmonella in chicken is "Potato" lmao.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому

      I have a sure-fire test for salmonella in chicken.
      You leave the chicken on the kitchen counter, raw, for about three hours.
      Then you throw the chicken away, smug in the knowledge that you likely saved yourself a violent bout of food poisoning,

  • @vickisawyer7405
    @vickisawyer7405 Рік тому +35

    I might be "beyond the times" but I like getting dvd's in the mail. I don't watch network tv because I hate commercials. I watch youtube and discovery+. The Netflix selection is not what it used to be, but still, where can you find "The Outer Limits", or other old sci-fi stuff? I will miss it when it's gone.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +8

      Plus if you have the physical copies, the company can't tell you they discontinued airing that title. Personally I hate owning stuff, so I love streaming, but if I were going to collect any one thing it'd be DVDs.

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 Рік тому +1

      I like getting dvds in the mail too. I watch UA-cam, basic Hulu with ads (the ads are short), and Disney+.
      The ads on Hulu aren't long. Usually just a minute or two which is a lot less than cable.
      I haven't missed cable since I got rid of it in 2013.

    • @utaschn
      @utaschn Рік тому +2

      I was always annoyed netflix didnt bring out their production on dvd/ blu ray here in europe... i have a huge movie collection and despise streaming.... and im getting more and more annoyed that i cant buy good movies because theiyre just coming out on streaming

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Рік тому +2

      Don’t worry. All the people that didn’t return their Netflix dvd’s will be putting them up for sale!

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Рік тому +1

      I'm on satellite internet, so netflix DVDs have been how I get movies.

  • @suzarra8945
    @suzarra8945 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂
    I'm so happy Madeline and her dog are ok! Wahoo!

  • @gaylasue
    @gaylasue Рік тому +1

    "Soda" is called pop in my neck of the woods, too.

  • @andrelabonte2294
    @andrelabonte2294 Рік тому +5

    Thanks for the mention mr Colbert.
    Yes we Canadian drink pop and we also drink brown pops ( beer). Love your show ☮️🇨🇦

    • @norton750commando
      @norton750commando Рік тому +1

      Yep the good ol' wobbly pop.

    • @kyle-ld2gh
      @kyle-ld2gh Рік тому

      Yes we drink actual beer. Not that yellow colored water in the US lol.

    • @ravenwolf7128
      @ravenwolf7128 Рік тому

      brown pop sounds a bit, um, dirty. American piss-water is nasty, but good craft beer sounds better if called beer, but whatever name, as long as it's good beer.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Рік тому

      The weirder part (to Americans) would be our pink cream soda which is the only place you'll find the word soda outside baking soda and club soda. Actual interaction in Canada "Which type of pop would you like? Cream soda. Here's your pop." *passes pink cream soda glass*

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 Рік тому +4

    I am way more surprised that Netflix still has DVDs than I am about bears "guzzling pop". And *WAY* more surprised to learn Danny Trejo is still alive.

    • @walteralcaraz5898
      @walteralcaraz5898 Рік тому

      Yeah, I haven't bought a DVD or CD in about 10 years. I only buy Blu-Ray discs now, and usually only the 3D version. For regular stuff, I just stream it now.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Рік тому

      He was in Book of Boba Fett just last year. I know, most people have already repressed that show....

  • @roryfitzpatric
    @roryfitzpatric Рік тому

    As someone who grew up on the Sunshine Coast, I'm shocked our unknown region of the planet made Colbert! Thanks Mr Bear!

  • @deshmukhshounak
    @deshmukhshounak Рік тому +1

    Laughed way more than I should have on that EZ pass joke!! 😄

  • @zombieowen
    @zombieowen Рік тому +7

    Americans call soda-pop soda, Canadians call soda-pop pop. It's not that weird. Also, Canadian bears are much more reasonable than American bears.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 Рік тому +2

      Not all Americans call it soda. Parts of the Midwest, Plains states and Rockies call it pop.

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 Рік тому

      Yeah, but those Canadian Superpigs...!

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo Рік тому

      In the US, the following words are used, depending on the region:
      Soda
      Soda pop
      Pop
      Coke (yes, coke for _any_ soda: “what kinds of coke do y’all have?”)

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Рік тому

      The bear part is definitely true. It's because they're not afraid of our guns. Not that we don't have em but we don't shoot the unarmed. ;)

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret Рік тому +8

    Canadian conflict resolution: "reasoning with him." Crazy Canadians.
    And oh, we do call it pop. And a couch is called a chesterfield and in school you are in grade nine, not ninth grade and your teacher marks your work, s/he doesn't grade it.

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Рік тому +1

      I've never heard a Canadian calling a sofa a chesterfield. I sold Chesterfields... in packs of 25 at a Canadian 7-Eleven. Mildest cigarette we sold. Canadians also didn't have proms and "zee" until the kids started thinking we were the 51st state, we had grad dances and "zed" and middle school seems to be what they call Junior High below the 49th.

    • @kyle-ld2gh
      @kyle-ld2gh Рік тому +1

      ​@@likebot. a chesterfield is old school Canadian slang for a couch. A chesterfield was a popular brand name backbin the day. My grandparents called couches chesterfields lol.

    • @treegreen941
      @treegreen941 Рік тому

      @@likebot. We called our couch a Chesterfield in the 60s/70s, but perhaps it was a Western Canada thing?

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Рік тому

      @@kyle-ld2gh Yeah, kleenex and bandaid is like chesterfield. When I was a kid my friends wouldn't say motorbike, they called them all hondas. You could have a Kawasaki honda or a Harley honda. smh
      I'm in the Maritime provinces and rarely get out of here. Pop, couch, Bluenoser, ewt-West/Boston-States... these are mainstays of our lexicon.

    • @mofolk8896
      @mofolk8896 Рік тому +2

      🇨🇦We also use “quarter”… a quarter teaspoon, three quarters of a cup, whereas 🇺🇸 will use “fourth”.

  • @phriedokra6158
    @phriedokra6158 Рік тому

    The bear bit with Jack Herrer....lol

  • @kevincanning3051
    @kevincanning3051 Рік тому

    The coke bear joke was right there.

  • @sonnyjim2181
    @sonnyjim2181 Рік тому +6

    "Soda" sounds just as old timey as "pop" to me. But not as old timey as the combined "soda pop".

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Рік тому

      So what do you call it, Mr. Gen Z?

  • @DishonestTrack6
    @DishonestTrack6 Рік тому +53

    Netflix DVDs still exist?

    • @DishonestTrack6
      @DishonestTrack6 Рік тому +4

      Or did still exist?

    • @DishonestTrack6
      @DishonestTrack6 Рік тому +7

      ​@@davidflynn6790 I just haven't seen a Netflix DVD since 2006

    • @OtakuboyT
      @OtakuboyT Рік тому +11

      Rural areas still have really bad or stupid expensive internet.
      The previous library I worked at had 40 Hotspots to loan out, which were very popular. Plus our DVD collection gets a lot of use. New movies, older movies, and even TV series.
      Back when I worked as a door-to-door computer repair, once you got out of city limits there were still a lot of people still on dial-up for very low-end DSL. I once had a client who lived 5 miles out of town and his neighbor had "up to" 5 MBPS DSL. However, if he wanted it he would have to pay the phone company over $1000 dollars to run the time a few out to his house.
      Plus there are some movies that have streaming rights that are kind of messy.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +6

      A relative of mine still uses their mail service, she's gonna be pissed they're getting rid of it. It started because they had really crappy rural internet but even when that got better, she found she could get a _lot_ of titles they region-lock or otherwise don't have. I guess they have the distribution rights to a lot of movies but not broadcast rights? And plus in the last few years, nobody at the company gave a crap how many titles you asked for at a time so she'd just order, like, 2 dozen shows and send them back whenever she felt like.

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 Рік тому +9

      I still use Netflix DVD because, get this, streaming sucks when you want to find SOMETHING.
      Streaming only works for ANYTHING.... that ANYTHING 99% of the time? NOTHING.

  • @viewfromthehighchair9391
    @viewfromthehighchair9391 Рік тому

    That's Canada; we reason with bears. Moose too. LOL

  • @beethoar
    @beethoar Рік тому

    I love this guy... half human half elf...😅

  • @nancykraus5127
    @nancykraus5127 Рік тому +4

    Not gonna lie, I will miss the DVDs from Netflix because they do have a lot of stuff not on streaming. My Millennial loved seeing Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, etc. Laughed his head off at seeing Sid and Marty Croft tv shows I watched.

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +23

    What I want to know is, who likes their chicken so raw they have to test it for salmonella? If you're worried just cook it more!

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Рік тому

      Short answer: People are stupid.

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 Рік тому +2

      When you’re in a restaurant and that well-cooked chicken might have made contact with a cutting board used for raw chicken

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому

      @@birbluv9595 I know that you're just trying to find a corner case, but that really shouldn't be happening. In most restaurants the prep area is in an entirely different room, or at least separate part of the kitchen, specifically to avoid that kind of cross contamination.

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 Рік тому +1

      @@danielgehring7437 I got deathly sick from food poisoning at a First Watch breakfast place. I’d had an egg white omelette with cubes of turkey in it. But I think they did not cook that turkey - I suspect it arrived cooked in a frozen bag, and it sat out on a counter too long. The doctor said people my age (about 63 at the time) get food poisoning more easily. Either way, I’ve had so much food poisoning and have lived on a bland diet so much that I’ll do almost anything to avoid the possibility!

    • @user-zy4wv7yx1z
      @user-zy4wv7yx1z Рік тому +1

      ​@@danielgehring7437 Some people, like my partner, are on immunosuppressants. An extra step of precaution doesn't hurt anyone. Just because you see no use for something doesn't mean there is no use for it

  • @hodr1000
    @hodr1000 Рік тому +1

    That was the best meanwhile introduction. Food based.

  • @jillstruthers
    @jillstruthers Рік тому +1

    Here in MN, we say "pop". What the heck is soda? 😉

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +6

    But will Rachel be wrapped in bacon?

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 Рік тому +5

      Even I as a vegetarian, find that image strangely alluring!

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +3

      @@timbeaton5045 Well if you're eating it, you're, uh, doon it rong.

    • @yogibeer6686
      @yogibeer6686 Рік тому

      Only if it's Kosher.

  • @migmit
    @migmit Рік тому +3

    Meanwhile starts at 2:00

  • @gunstargizmo
    @gunstargizmo Рік тому

    Sugar Bear can't get enough of that soda pop.

  • @Islandguy385
    @Islandguy385 Рік тому

    At least we don’t try to take pictures of buffalo 😂🇨🇦

  • @AsdfAsdf-asdf
    @AsdfAsdf-asdf Рік тому +4

    I'm disappointed Steven I always considered you as a honorary chicagoan we don't say soda and you know that

  • @StumbleBee13
    @StumbleBee13 Рік тому +3

    It's pop. You're just from one of the weird parts.

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin

    It’s good that you found a map that extends north of your border. You finally noticed us!! 🇨🇦

  • @xRadicalLeftx
    @xRadicalLeftx Рік тому +11

    It’s pop.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Рік тому +2

      This is fascinating, (well, I find it fascinating,) it actually used to be two different terms. You'd only call a soda in a bottle a 'pop,' for the distinctive noise; if you were ordering from restaurant, or especially a soda fountain, you'd call that a 'soda.' (Although do note that there was more to a 'soda' than just being out of a bottle, since soda fountains and restaurants would often allow you to add additional flavors or toppings like ice cream.)
      So the reason the Midwest, Northeast, and Canada always called it 'pop' was because, quite simply, they didn't have the population density necessary to really have any soda fountains, and they were always stuck with 'pop'. So when the soda fountains began to decline as a business, the rest of the country decided to keep the more opulent term whereas in the less populated areas, they had never really had a chance to choose.

  • @ShrimplyPibblesJr
    @ShrimplyPibblesJr Рік тому

    Bears are back on the threat down.

  • @daren7889
    @daren7889 Рік тому

    That BAND is GREAT!!!🥰🥰🥰🌲🌄🌲

  • @xXdyingfaithXx
    @xXdyingfaithXx Рік тому +3

    Meanwhile starts at 1:49

  • @cp368productions2
    @cp368productions2 Рік тому +3

    It is pop, any true New Yorker knows it's pop. Anyone in the world knows it's pop. Soda is just carbonated water and white powder used for baking.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Рік тому +1

      I love how people are hell-bent on destroying other parts of the world's preferred dialectal choices to reflect their own and _only_ their own.

  • @ChainReactionsProductions
    @ChainReactionsProductions Рік тому +1

    5:45 she’s just following in the footsteps of one of the marathon runners from the 1904 Olympics lol

  • @thewatching6504
    @thewatching6504 Рік тому

    Bear joke killed me