Meanwhile… Stevie Nicks Barbie | Gen Z Dropping Southern Accents | Monkey on the Lam
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2023
- Meanwhile… Stevie Nicks loves her namesake Barbie doll, Southern drawls are falling out of fashion, and Stephen brings back a beloved primate-focused segment from the past.
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I'm 72, born in Texas. I noticed right away that my relatives didn't speak like the Walter Cronkites on TV, so I chose, at age FIVE, to speak more like "the Columbia School of Broadcasting," than Grandma. I still get nailed for saying things like "see-ment," but basically, I succeeded.
You succeeded because Texas didn’t secede. Interesting. Btw I’m from Texas too and when I yell, people say I sound like Jerry Seinfeld.
5:49 “Who’s got your nose maggot?!” 😂
Very very funny!
And that long drawn out awkward silence he did when nobody clapped got me good.
well, considering that instead of making people think of Scarlett O'Hara, or Daisy Duke, a southern drawl now makes people think of Lindsey Graham, I can see why gen Z is dumping it.
or "Foghorn Leghorn" Kennedy from Luisiana.
Makes me embarrassed to be from the same continent.
Pillllgrim
Underrated comment 👏
which is sad, because Dolly Parton is such a gem.
Exactly
Monkey, Momo, peach?
This story tickles the heart of an old ATLA fan 😊
Absolutely.
As an elder millennial who has apparently killed off many industries...I'm so proud of Gen Z 🤣
thanks.
Don’t worry. Ya’ll could never kill off more industry than Wall Street already has.
You cant blame gen z for not knowing cursive, they weren't the ones that decided they didnt need to know it and stopped teaching it.
Speaking for GenX; Well, that's three years of my life I'm not getting back that was SO worthwhile!
(I can still feel the cramp in my dominant hand from having to write legibly) 😳😭
In the digital age cursive is idiotic, and I say this as a mid-40s Gen-Xer that has always loathed it.
@@Axolotl_Mischief Meanwhile, there's lots of secrets you can't read because it's written in Cursive Language which you never learned.
@@danieljob3184learning cursive could've had unknown benefits.
There have been studies that show that upwards of half of people with dyslexia can actually read and write cursive with little difficulty. Something about the letters being connected stops things from moving around. Last I read, we hadn't identified why or how the brain is processing the different print types but it's clear that a different part of the brain is being engaged when we encounter cursive.
It's useless aesthetics to appease traditionalists who like to say 'If it was good enough for me...'
Having been a zookeeper for a decade, I can tell ya.. what monkeys love is the smooth, cool taste of Lucky Strike.
: D
That’s classic Cholmondeley the chimp used to love smoking and drinking tea.
I mean, who doesn't?
😂
And on a dissimilar note, I know the camo shortage is due to the unusually high amounts of trumpstards buying it.
Interesting Marines sergeants used the word MAGAts...
Turning out to vote AND dropping the American twang? Damn, Gen Z, you're beating this Millennial's expectations. Keep it up.
I’m glad us millennials aren’t getting blamed for everything anymore. Thanks for taking off some of the heat Gen Z!
Just wait until your kids are middle aged! Then you will be the cause of all pain and suffering in the world.
As a millennial from the south who doesn't have an accent, I feel unseen as usual
Rich people are succeeding at making different generations fight each other for their benefit..Millennial sheep is what you are.
Kids are all Roit, 🤪🎶🤬...grands r gettin' kinda smart 😎✔️
Cancervative boomers will blame EVERYONE else for EVERYTHING wrong in our country, until the day the all FINALLY go! I wish it weren't like this, but hey, I'm sorta glad the GOP willfully, and gleefully made enemies of another - newer generation, LOL! Their party doesn't stand a chance now.
It took me a while to get the peach joke because "momo" means "peach" in Japanese. So I'm sitting there thinking, "was the peach not the obvious first choice?"
That makes that story even weirder 😂 edit: yes, more bananas *IT WAS RIGHT THERE, CAJEK!*
This story is bananas!
@@johanhi2I see what u did there 😅
You have to listen to it as if that's not common knowledge.
Considering Monkey (Sun Wukong) ate all the peaches of immortality in heaven, it makes sense to offer a monkey a peach!
I think God took Stephen seriously in terms of that elderly woman. RIP.
Didn't realize how much I missed this show. Glad it is back.
"Why won't God let me die" RFLMAO...I'm so glad you went with that joke, I laughed so hard my stomach aches.
She just signed up when she saw the field of divemate candidates.
well she did die just a few days later so....... i hope that really was her wish!
I'm glad they didn't go for the painfully obvious joke about the camouflage shortage: "They weren't sure if there was actually a shortage or if they just couldn't see them" or find them.
I can’t see what you did there.
So you posted it 😂
😂
@@entropybentwhistle😂
I almost spit my burrito when Steven did the joke about the skydiving lady !!!😅😅😅
Sir or Madam, were you aware the U.S. Marine Corp is running short of cammies, your skills are needed.
I’m so glad they did the skydiving joke. That had me in stitches! 🤣
The skydiving joke caught me of guard and I can't quit laughing!
Have you stopped yet ?
Omg, me too!
Seth Meyers had that same joke on his show the other night except, Scollins made it not safe for TV LOL
I realized that joke was way too funny, way too late xD
"Why won't you let me die."
Feels so true. 😂
It’s not uncommon for those of us that leave the south or who have education past k-12 to drop the southern accents. That’s been happening since my oldest aunts generation(1930’s). If you don’t fit in growing up in the south the community can be very cruel and dropping the accent can be a way to distance yourself from your abusers.
Exactly. I grew up in North Carolina, but when I moved to upstate New York I got so tired of people focusing on my accent and not my words that I worked to get rid of the accent. I would say something at work and my coworker would laugh at my accent and say, "say that again! Your accent is hilarious." It was extremely annoying.
As someone who’s always been in northern Virginia our accent was always quite light but I always kept saying stuff like y’all
This.
I am in upstate also and I worked to get rid of my Long Island accent due to harassment and no-one wanting to listen to me. Quite a provincial attitude.
I'm pretty sure being raised on TV has played a part in shaping my accent. My parents have much stronger accents.
Love the meanwhile preamble every time
You're the only one. Gets skipped every single time for me. Thank god Jon is gone, he was the worst part of the whole show. Never heard a more annoying voice.
I love it too. Such a fun moment
I hate it and skip it.
@@alexanderson7101same. That needlessly verbose timewasting BS I happily skip every time.
I always skip it. I hate it. Waste of time.
When your show first started, your accent would peek out when you introduced a musical act. It is utterly charming and I hope the accent never goes away.
God bless this man and his writers! 🤣
They’re all already rich they don’t need any more blessings ask for blessing for people who are poor
@@Tick421If there was a just and kind god there wouldn't be poor people
@@ViridianFlow this is true, but as the single deity that represents Islam, Judaism and Christianity has an old testament full of genocide, I think we’re short of options.
Can't spell camouflage though @@Tick421
Even as a atheist, I support that statement
See now the intro to these Meanwhiles is why the writers deserved better in their contracts. A+ job EVERY TIME! 😅
My husband is a Marine, and for over 20 years he has only ever called his daily uniform "camis." It is cute! LOL!!
Does he wear tighty-whiteys,’ too?
Signed, Just Curious
@@LeeLLewis LOL! Well, you can google "silkies" undergarments...and apparently it's what a lot of military like to wear. (;
Oh how we've miss you Steven... so talented. Blessed to watch!
I must say. That this show is about the only thing that have given me some relief the last years. Both personal and everything that happened since Trump was elected. I say this as a foreigner not living in America
Colbert, absolutely killin it! Glad he is back. So funny.
Colbert as a Marine drill would be terrifying. Because if you crack a smile your ass will get smoked, but how could you not? He’d have the strongest platoon ever!
The Colbert Report's Monkey on the Lam made me laugh until everything hurt, but I couldn't stop!!! I'm glad it's back!
Not a surprise that Gen Z doesn’t want to sound like Perjury Traitor Grin.
Eh. They want to feel like something's being uniquely ripped away from them but it's been happening to a lot of accents in English speaking countries for a couple of decades. Some people believe it's because of modern connectivity that younger people are growing up with, regional accents are starting to soften. Hell, I'm a millennial and I *barely* sound like I'm from coastal New England. 😂
Got that right!!!
@@Knight-Bishopthat’s funny because I was born in 98 and moved from Phoenix to Natick Mass when I was 15 and I was shocked at how many of my new classmates and friends told me I “have an accent.” Which is just bizarre because I had never been told that before and as far as I knew there wasn’t an AZ accent. And then I realized what sounded funny to them was a lack of an accent.
A lot of it is to do with tv.
In Britain you hear London and coastal US accents on tv far more than any other.
As a result regional accents have become less common
@nigeh5326 Since how popular Bluey is. It's giving American kids Aussie accents.
"are the lambs still screaming Clarice"
Momo 桃 means peach in Japanese, so the monkey probably liked peaches.
Meanwhile is my favorite segment Stephen does, as it never fails to disappoint.
Marines not being able to get cammies is more ominous than you think. In this day and age, who -- (edit) what demographic -- would be buying up all of the cammos in such large numbers that there would be a shortage?
The story behind the story
It's simply part of the onset of Idiocracy; we just aren't capable of producing the right amount of things, and we aren't sure how we used to do it.
I'm thinking that the commies are all in use due to an unforseen war in which the Ukranian army needed clothed. No problem.
@@chonqmonk, maybe many of the people who were the main producers of things, died from Covid? I have no actual idea. I'm just throwing something out there.
Ooh, ooh! Teacher! I know! It's the same kind of creeps who attacked the Capitol!
I mean, obviously...
So glad he’s back 😂. Best writers on TV. 👍🏻
The "southern accent" was minor around the time of the civil war. There was less distinction between North and South. It's was believed to be a product of migration, isolationism, regionalism, and changes over time reinforcing the "southern accent". Colbert himself had a SC accent, which he worked to get rid of, I believe.
Also, I believe the Northern accent became more distinct from the South with the second major wave of Irish immigration around the beginning of the 20th century
How do you know what people sounded like before recordings existed? 😂
Obviously we can only know of accents from what foreigners wrote about them, so we only have indications of what they may have been like, not definite answers.@@andrewpierce1588
I’m from IN and have noticed that by saying one word: wash, it suggests where they’re from. It seems that those from the southern part of the state will pronounce it ‘worsh’, but those from the north say it correctly with a soft ‘a’. lol
It got bigger. Like hats.
Marines should wear clown costumes.
"You guys are stupid. They're going to be looking for Army guys."
- Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Bless her! She has since passed away. RIP 🙏
“Who’s got your nose maggot?!?”
😂
Bahaha! I busted out at "cammies" even before Stephen did!!! That was way more cute than I expected!! Ahh the Marines! They are too awesome! *And now I will razz my Marine buddy for it! Don't worry, I'll be fine. He is a teddy bear (with muscles).
I love the “Meanwhile” segment, especially the opening description. 😜
I’m gonna be honest I miss him not saying Trump’s name
Just called former president (didn't feature with bleeped version)
Me too.
Everyone should just remove it from their vocabulary. It leads to some funny interactions when people bring 'it' up and you follow up with, "who's that? Never heard of them."
What a brilliant career for a "comedian". Trying to make a living on one trick only - badmouthing a President of the United States. His grandchildren will be proud of one of the "low points" in their ancestry - a dude who was working on TV - better known for his dirty joke - that their parents never wanted them to know.
Inmate #P01135809? Oddly, don’t remember my ph# but I’ve memorized his #
I grew up in Georgia. When I moved to California at 18 in1979 I had a hard time understanding what people said because they talked so so fast and they had a hard time understanding me because I talked slow and had such a pronounced southern accent. I went back to visit 20 years later so many non-southerners had moved into the south it was hard to find locals with a southern accent. I think migration of people around the US plays a big role in homogenizing regional accents. My southern drawl slowly faded until it is only pops-out when I'm drunk or pissed :)
Californians actually think they are the only ones without an accent. It's confusing if one learns speech there, as a kid, then moved to the east coast. However, I distinctly recall trying to small talk with a deep South person, way back long ago, as a kid, and couldn't understand a single word. sumpin bout June bugs......
On a related note, I shall like to nominate Lousiana for "Best Accents", regular and Cajun style.
Bless yore lil heart ❤️❤️🙂
Authentic Boston accent...quite entertaining. There's at least one yt channel instructions and translation. It's hilarious.
I think my favorite English accent is esl speakers, the word choice is often technically correct but sounds wrong. Like "you sh*t" used like you a hole, my ex used that all the time and it cracked me up
My husband's southern accent comes out when he talking to his mom and other family who still live in the south. I guess he still has it pretty thick still because ppl in drive throughs, etc cant understand him. I feel like i have to translate sometimes.
I have to kinda agree that our generation is killing Southern accents. I (a southern born) have a very thick accent that I hide daily and unless you've seen me angry or tired, you'd never know I spell 'light' with a capital "I". I live in a region that is mainly northerners and have been forced to adjust because people assume I'm very red or ignorant. I've had people even accuse me of culture appropriation (I kid you not) by peers because of my accent. Over the years, I've found it easier to hide it than deal with it.
I have missed this show so much. I glad all are back. I just love😊 Steve Colbert the most!
What’s funny about the “monkey’s like peaches” bit is in Chinese mythology there’s literally an entire story about a monkey going to town on peaches and gaining immortality from it
We have an urban camouflage store in my town. The army can buy pink camouflage there, if they want. 😂
For their missions in the candy cane forest
I have missed you so much
Your writers are top-notch and deserve everything they ask for
Fantastic jokes. Thanks for the giggles ❤❤❤😂😂😅😅😂😅❤❤❤❤❤
Thank you, Tuck Buckford, for your service!
2:28 You know things are bad when my response to that joke isn't laughter, it was me audibly saying "Ooh!"
Yeah, that was a raw one 😂
I have friends (they know who they are) that hate late night talk shows, because they’re not funny and too woke!😂😂😂 The Strike Force Five are too funny, welcome back! Thank you writers!!
Yes, “being woke” is terrible, best to doze off
A particularly excellent instalment of Meanwhile.
Meanwhile is on the top of my fav Colbert things he does! 😂🤣. Congrats to the writers and welcome back. You’ve been missed….
Did the writers spend the whole strike thinking about Meanwhile intros? Or thanking their lucky stars that they had a break from having to come up with them?
They’re a waste of time for me.
@@MaryLopez-em3rc I love the madness! Some of them are quite poetic.
I love and missed this guy. So glad he's back.
SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ALL BACK...
YOU HAVE BEEN SEVERELY MISSED.
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
This man is the best! Love him! 😂
I'm so happy Late Night talk shows are back 😁😁
But consider the incredible _irony_ of a camouflage uniform. I mean, they wear those for _inspection._ So you're supposed to look your _best_ even when wearing something designed not to be _seen._
As a guy in North Carolina with 2 Gen Z nieces in South Carolina, I do not believe the accent is going anywhere.
Sen. John Kennedy is sure doing his performative part to keep a comically overblown version of it alive.
Oh My Stephen we have missed you!!!!!
It always nice to see a bit of Monkey News.
I'm definitely getting one of those Stevie Nicks dolls.☝☺
Thanks for running the Marine Corps bit.
The EXTENDED Marine Corps bit.
Coincidentally or not, “Momo” actually means peach in Japanese.
A lot of people don't know that not only did Bob Odenkirk start off as a sketch comedian, but he actually started off as a sketch writer. He shared an office with Robert Smigel and Conan O'Brien while they were all staff writers at SNL, and both Bob Odenkirk and Robert Smigel would go on to write for Conan on Late Night in the 90s. While in Chicago, he also came up with the Motivational Speaker character with the late Chris Farley. I don't remember if Stephen and Bob Odenkirk every performed together while doing improv in Chicago.
knock knock
Second City or Steppenwolf Theater group
Inna van down by the river!
May his soul find contentment, from the billions of laughs that he helped create.
(((😇Farley)))
He was also cast for snl!
oh my Stephen! you made it happen! news came out as of today oct. 10th that Dorothy passed away yesterday in her sleep. 6:30 God bless her soul!
Bro couldn’t ease Gladys into the skydive? Did buddy really have to hit the front flip??? Rock on, Gladys!!!
Omg! “ who’s got your nose maggot?” I almost fell off my chair! I missed you Steven, thank you writers!!
Gawd I miss Colbert, Thanks Stephen, oh to laugh again evey night. Love it
"Why won't God let me die"? I can't 🤣🤣🤣
To make the joke sweeter, she actually died 8 days after the jump. Rock on in paradise, Extreme Grandma.
Oh Steven I have missed you so much!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Of course, boomers gonna Blaming Gen Z for failing them 😂😂😂😂
Ironic statement, considering every time I open the internet, the initial news feed is flashing nothing but, "It's the boomer's fault" headlines...
What does "gonna Blaming" mean? Does the capital B in "Blaming" have some significance (it being capitalized, I mean)?
(I sort of enjoy watching our language evolve, closer and closer every day to Idiocracy...)
as former military, the cammies jokes had me crying. thanks for that.
Thank you for that GenZ❤
I'm from Ontario Canada, and I love the southern accents. Mainly from South Carolina or Tennessee.
What a terrific bit of a show.Thanks you for being so dadgum hilarious.
Dadgum. Love that word.
Meanwhile starts at 1:32
Aaand now I'm imagining US Marines in camisoles.
MEANWHILE...Stephen Colbert is hilarious!
I love Stephen Colbert. 😂
I used to have a South Texan accent. But when I moved to the west, I would be made fun of so I learned how to speak like them. The accent only comes up when I'm really tired, or want to annoy my friends and coworkers
I love Meanwhile
What instrument can't Mr Cato play? 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Don't talk sh*t about my cammies Stephen! Lol! 🤣
I got my DD-214, so I had no use for mine since 2019. I will sell them to the DOD for $500,000 per set. That's less than half the cost of an F-35! 😁
British translation of Stevie Nicks Barbie is Stevie Steals Barbie.
Oh the cammies bit ripped me to shreds
4:52 _"...is this Monkey Zoo?"
Monkey Zoo: "Have you tried a peach?"
Thank God for Stephen Colbert and his writers! I haven't laughed so hard since the strike began. I think they just added a year to my life!❤
Momo means peach in Japanese, just throwing that out there for a missed joke opportunity
Shut up. @@citypavement
I knew that from watching Avatar last Air Bender 😆 no recognition just observation. 😅
The Colbert team should do a world wide contest to come up with the most bizzare and funny meanwhile intro!
Fly out the winner to meet the legend!
They did that with Donald Trump nicknames and they weren't very good.
@@citypavementbut was it worldwide?
Britain, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand could all come up with some great stuff I’m sure.
Britain came up with the baby Trump balloon for example.
Just don’t include the French or Germans 😊
Ladies and gentlemen, if you watch the show you probably know that every night I spend most my time right over there assembling a team of the best comedy maritime engineers, using the most trusted science to mold the largest steel news stories ever created. Fashioning the immense comedic shell around it with the best of care. Inserting the thickest story windows. And filling the vessel with only the best scientists and scientific equipment right down to the last infotainment-itive detail, to give to you the centuries in the designing research Nautilus that is my monologue.
But sometimes, just sometimes... I swipe a home-repaired game controller I used to use. Grab some expired carbon fiber out of an airliner's reject pile. Pick up the first plexiglass window I can find rated to half the target depth. Sandwich it between the most rigid heaps of metal via a moderate amount of epoxy. And trick some customers into becoming the unwitting crew of my doomed radio-controlled composite pressure cooker bomb that is my segment... MEANWHILE!
It needs plenty of revision, but that's my submission.
@@castonyoung7514 😂😂😂 Effin hilarious bud!
Oh Gen Z Register to vote, vote early or stay in line to vote come rain or shine!
I've been eargely waiting for the glorious return of Monkey on the Lamb, best segment on CR.
There's been a severe shortage of psycho simian and malicious macaque news on TV ever since.
Hope this is a recurring segment from now on. The public must be informed. We can't let them win!
Thank you for your work.
Meanwhile! I love it! 😂😂😂
"We had a major debate over whether or not we coup do that joke!!" 😂😂😂
Welcome back.
❤
Momo means "peach" in Japanese 🍑
Laughed way too hard at who's got your nose maggot 😆
missed this man and his 'MEANWHILE's - never let there be another Writer's Strike, EVER!
Aaaand the 104 year old lady is dead. Thanks Colbert!
You are what’s wrong with society. Adding a post to celebrate someone’s death is really sick. More sick than joking about her death to begin with.
You have a real problem seeing the humor in things. Why are you even here watching Colbert? Take your rage somewhere else. @@limalikat4652
This is a perfect reason why writers are great. Strike Force Five really showed why writers timing is needed. I almost died laughing from listening to you five guys. You are all great But I have learned from the strike, how important writers are and why you guys need writers. Ryan Sucks he did not push your show Strike force as much as you guys push is products. I didn't even know about this show and I did look you up Stephen. All that news and you and crew wern't there to make sense of the seneless. Writers are great
True. They deserve that raise.
I'd expect a more polished post from a writer. Well, maybe from a few of them.