Trump Attacks “CREEPS of Late Night Television” & McCarthy Ousted as Speaker of the House
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2023
- It’s our second day back to work after 150 days on strike and our #1 fan Donald Trump took to the internet at 1:05am to voice his displeasure, Eric Trump spent his night desperately trying to win Daddy’s love on Hannity, today was day two of Donald’s big money fraud trial in New York, Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy was voted out in an effort led by Florida Congressvomit Matt Gaetz, Jimmy shares one of the great police pursuits of all-time on our local ABC7 news, NBA star Jimmy Butler debuted a new hairdo, and Forbes just released their annual list of the wealthiest Americans so we asked kids to give us their thoughts on this thing we call “money.”
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That kid was smarter then half the adults in Congress
There goes Donald Quixote Duck again oof
Wonder what Ron DiSaster thinks or Kevin McCrafty
only half????
Aaska, you mean 95% of Congress!
That kid is smarter than all the children in Congress too!
The stupid adult asks
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
To which the smart child answers
“Grown up.”
The smart child points to something and asks
“What's that?”
To which the stupid adult answers
“A noun.”
Sometimes when I'm with my friends,
I tell a joke and they don't laugh,
they say it's because I don't tell jokes well.
But I say: “It's because I don't choose friends well”.
All joking aside:
If you surround yourself with people
who laugh at all your jokes
and agree with everything you say,
you will never become a GROWN UP.
Make America Grown-up Again!
The smart kid gives me a sense of hope for America.
For the PLANET!
He's a unicorn!
I hope he humbly maintains our united state, as well as remind his elders they don't know it all.
I can't resist saying how glad I am that you "talentless creeps" are back! We missed you sooo much. Thanks to the writers of your shows making fun of the absurd dramas outside of TV, my sense of humor feels better.
Imagine how much better your sense of humor would feel if you saw something funny
That young man needs a weekly segment on the show, he was awesome! Truth be told, all those kids were hilarious!
a brilliant young man. explained the concept of money better than most adults could.
Then again, most would just scream "MINE!"
Hire that kid!
@@wingedbluj1674 especially Donald. I hope he reads the comments too.
Scripted.
@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 you honestly believe that? You think the world's flat dont you? 😂
That kid was a genius - need him on more often
The stupid adult asks
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
To which the smart child answers
“Grown up.”
The smart child points to something and asks
“What's that?”
To which the stupid adult answers
“A noun.”
Sometimes when I'm with my friends,
I tell a joke and they don't laugh,
they say it's because I don't tell jokes well.
But I say: “It's because I don't choose friends well”.
All joking aside:
If you surround yourself with people
who laugh at all your jokes
and agree with everything you say,
you will never become a GROWN UP.
Make America Grown-up Again!
Loved when the interviewer asked the lad to guess the price of the house, the first clarification question he asked was “Where is this?” Extremely bright!!
That young boy needs to be hired as a writer quickly before some other show snaps him up!!! Such a smart, funning yet polite child; he had me laughing my a$$ off!!!
It's encouraging knowing that there are still some smart kids out there
The last kid is smarter than all republicans put together.
True, though that's a pretty low bar to jump 🤣
Says the guy that can’t spell
@@NicholasColvard-pm9hb And replied to by the guy who can't use punctuation. 😛
that's why i have hope for the younger generation. educate them well.
The stupid adult asks
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
To which the smart child answers
“Grown up.”
The smart child points to something and asks
“What's that?”
To which the stupid adult answers
“A noun.”
Sometimes when I'm with my friends,
I tell a joke and they don't laugh,
they say it's because I don't tell jokes well.
But I say: “It's because I don't choose friends well”.
All joking aside:
If you surround yourself with people
who laugh at all your jokes
and agree with everything you say,
you will never become a GROWN UP.
Make America Grown-up Again!
The timing is so perfect. The strike is over, writters are back and at the same time his court cases are rolling along, gag order placed, Speaker of the house ousted, impeachment inquiry fizzles out. This is going to be some week.
We need this comic relief so much!
Yea more mornings are back to being complete with my comic relief!
writters or critters🦨🪳🕷🦟🦂
Now all we need is a drink!
The jokes are writing themselves thanks to MAGA
Genius is used too often but that kid is the definition of it. Bring him back on the show!
Really encouraging to see bright kids such as this young man.
I did not expect that kid to be able explain the benefits of money over the barter system, let alone give a reasonable estimate on real estate. Seriously impressive!
"Where is it?" He needed the location for the estimate! 🤣
@@generaltso6914 The kid knows.
He's young Sheldon...
I work in education. UA-cam has done wonders in opening doors to information. Students constantly spat out facts that I have to look up to make sure it's true. I know there is another side to this spectrum, but adults usually focus on that side and not on how many kids nowadays are learning much more than what we had access to even one generation before.
@@travisstoll3582 it sure takes less time to search on Google or UA-cam than to head to the library and look things up on thin cardboard index cards.
That close up shot of Trump's poor attempt to hide a bald patch the size of Texas was a classic!
Well, you know, he has handlers, and they hate him, that's why they let him walk in the court room like that. If my husband was going to have to make an appearance and I checked him, I'd fix that.
And people wonder why I just shave my head. Guess I have a good picture now to show them if they ask.
When Jimmy mentioned a tiny, little 🚣 I died!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The Head of a Genious peeking out.
I have a theory. I think the bald spot is the entry hatch so Pinky and the Brain can climb inside the Donald robot and operate him. If that were the case, it would explain so much about Trump's actions.
That kid with the glasses has a credit score of 820 right now. 😂😂😂
Classic wordplay: "he buried his wife on his golf course so he could continue to cheat on her". That is the best late-night penmanship I've ever seen. Your writers have a bright future. That was Joycean, evrybody!
That kid is actually extremely intelligent in more ways than one. He didn't just repeat words/facts/what he heard, he used critical thinking and roasted that dude then apologised to him (showing emotional intelligence as well). Should get him back on and interact with Jimmy
I hope they are INUNDATED with requests for that young man! His future is guarranteed!
Lmao, he didn't just apologize, he understood that it could be edited out and probably figured they would. Kid's going places.
At first I thought he was just parroting what his parents had said. But the more he spoke, yeah, that kid has it together.
most adults parrot what they heard grew up with as well
@@neonfroot except he isn't just parroting, he's understanding and teaching it back.
If Trump is snapping at Jimmy and Colbert, it means Jimmy and Colbert have touched a nerve. I love it 😆
Pretty sure Colbert has been using his nerves as a yoga flexband 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏽
It’s not that hard.
Perfect timing 😂 he's so stressed this week and it coincided with the glorious return of late night
Trump will always be ONE STEP AHEAD!! 🤡
I really missed Jimmy and his whole crew. He makes me smile. Thank you. 🙂
My life is now complete! Jimmy Kimmel is BACK!
So happy to have Jimmy back in my UA-cam feed.
Why, you like non funny political spewing dribble that killed late night tv
They need to get that kid a regular gig on the show and pay for his doctorate
The stupid adult asks
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
To which the smart child answers
“Grown up.”
The smart child points to something and asks
“What's that?”
To which the stupid adult answers
“A noun.”
Sometimes when I'm with my friends,
I tell a joke and they don't laugh,
they say it's because I don't tell jokes well.
But I say: “It's because I don't choose friends well”.
All joking aside:
If you surround yourself with people
who laugh at all your jokes
and agree with everything you say,
you will never become a GROWN UP.
Make America Grown-up Again!
Hear hear, I'll contribute
Man, having to pay for your doctorate sounds insane. I'm close to the end of PhD in Immunology and I couldn't imagine paying for it. Its funded and I'm paid a salary. It's quite meager lol but if those two things were not in place it just wouldn't be financially possible for most natural sciences to have enough doctorate seeking students.
@@ianmatthewkline8279 trying to be brief and not pedantic but meaning pay for everything leading up to and including his doctorate. Assuming of course that the whole bit wasn't completely scripted
@@SpaceCaseZ06 got ya, got ya! Yeah I mean I completely agree. With the state of this nation and denial of reality, we need to be doing everything possible to promote critical thinking and logic.
Love that kid! "Sorry for roasting you in public. You can edit that out." 😂
I missed you guys so much. Welcome back to all of our late night comics especially Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, my two favorites.❤
"...But granted, you CAN edit that out later" "i think i'm not going to" .... comedy GOLD! 😂😂😂😂😂
The kid deserves his own economics segment on the show.
Seriously. Young money man. I love seeing the information age used for good by these babies.
YES!!!!
Or his own door on Sesame Street.
That kid talks like he read and comprehended Capital Vol 1.
So good to see you again Jimmy! Thank you for supporting your writers. Thank you.
The Kid asking the location of the House to give an Estimate, Kids are taught so many amazing stuff Science and Arts, but definitely nobody teaches a kid about real estate, that was some next level awarness, if that was not scripted that was some Alien level brilliance!
Kevin ousted, Donnie gagged. It’s been a great day 😆
The guy calling the Police Chase (6:22) should be hired to call every single Kentucky Derby from now until the end of time.
Welcome back Jimmy, but never ever leave us again, we need to be able to laugh about what's happening in the world or we'd be crying all the time.
That kid is admirably smart at his age. He must have a genuine interest and curiosity in these subjects to self learn so early.
Incredible
That kid is not only brilliant for his age, he's naturally funny and GREAT on camera. He could have his own sitcom or late night show.
I think he could do a Bill Nye-ish kind of show for economics.
or educational program
@@rheap129 I can only assume he could handle just about any topic he can research on UA-cam
I think he basically does have his own sitcom… It’s called Young Sheldon lol
Poor Kevin Mccarthy, Couldn't have happened to a better guy
I’m so glad/happy/excited to see you guys! Love you all! Thank you so much for the laughs ♥️🫶🏼 Missed you all 💯
The reporter in the copter has so much enthusiasm ! He made me happy.
That kid with the glasses was smart, quick-witted, and funny.😂
So very good to have Jimmy back!!!!!
So glad to have you guys back!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have been SO missed!!!!!
The kids talking about money were so funny! Glad to have the show back !
Whoever thought of that bit, the writer, about talentless late night could be a promo they should be given a raise.
That was freaking brilliant.
And precisely why the writers went on strike - so that they could be paid their worth!
You'd think with all the primping in the mirror Donnie does, he'd know a creep when he saw one.
The kid is a prodigy. He had a phenomenal vocabulary for someone who is what 9 or 10.
I missed late night talk shows, thanks for coming back!
No night is complete without my dose of Kimmel
So your night was incomplete for 5 months straight? That sucks
I was literally watching previous videos during the break
Yeah Jimmy is so entertaining
@ianmccombie2476 my life is incomplete most of the time, so yes.
@@DemocracyvsTheocracy they certainly do :)
The kids were amazing! The planet may survive yet.
This country is so very disappointing. So glad our government officials and those wanting to be government officials again are worried about the important issues: firing their own and badmouthing late night talk shows. Jesus. What a train wreck.
There is hope. Let's not forget Trump (or at least his companies) have now been found guilty of massive fraud. I know *you* know that. But it should have been the headline on every international-coverage newspaper in the world, that day, though. And it wasn't! We know why that is. But, at least it's actually happening now. The house of cards may finally, actually, fall. That's the hope.
❤Happy to have you back you were truly missed Jimmy
I watched that pursuit last night. It was wild. Also, I am so glad that the talentless low rated creeps of late night are back in action.
Did they ever finally catch her/him?
Yeah, it's called "keep an eye on your enemy of my enemy is your friendly neighbor in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your face under your hood, these are the people in your government, they're those whom you sent, from your nay bore rude, annul annealed annuities and your indigents; therefore you're immigrants; they're of the mind to ignore history and vote for yore migration and genocide in the name of property values."
Can we watch the whole thing somewhere? ♥from UK
That, "Well, you're gone now," was deadpan brutal...
Jimmy needs to invite that last kid on for an interview! He was hysterical! 🤣❤
Thank you Jimmy for making life bearable 😅
The kid talking about money is going places lol. That green paper.
He may have a future in teaching economics...when's he's 12.
The stupid adult asks
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
To which the smart child answers
“Grown up.”
The smart child points to something and asks
“What's that?”
To which the stupid adult answers
“A noun.”
Sometimes when I'm with my friends,
I tell a joke and they don't laugh,
they say it's because I don't tell jokes well.
But I say: “It's because I don't choose friends well”.
All joking aside:
If you surround yourself with people
who laugh at all your jokes
and agree with everything you say,
you will never become a GROWN UP.
Make America Grown-up Again!
Dems should nominate Liz Cheney for speaker and watch the GOP reaction.
I was thinking the same thing - would be sweet revenge
Although tempting, I imagine everyone would be justifiably concerned about a "careful what you wish for" result.
She's no longer a representative.
Neither is Trumpty Dumpty but he was nominated previously and got 1 vote before Kev finally got his short stint
@@sharhondahurd2037anyone can be Speaker.
You can be a regular citizen you qualify just being a citizen.
Get ‘em, Jimmy-We need this.
that one kid nailed it!... thank you for doing what you do youtube...
The one who gets money every time her mom says a bad word? Yeah, she was great. 🤬 the dollar store Young Sheldon
That dude commentating the Police chase needs to be given an NFL or NBA commentator position.
Miss you and your staff ❤Sooo glad this show is back on🎉🎉🎉
yes guilermo show back on :P
Crew Team kid was spot-on. Who was laughing? we NEED young people like him!
That pup deserves lots of treats.
The parting of the head sea ! Aw Jimmy its great to have you back !
Waking up to my late night shows. Everything is right in the world❤
I’m so glad you’re back, need to laugh and you provide the best!
Jimmy you are the Best, thank you
we need to protect that kid at ALL costs....
Not that tired old saying again... 🤢🤮
However, I also think he is special.
@@Bevity why even comment? please, go play sudoku in a corner somewhere
The kid may even estimate what that cost is...
@@PeterFnPorker Stop telling people what to do. This is a comment section, not a section where someone like you can dismiss strangers and tell them what to do and where to do it. Who are you, exactly? I did mention the kid is special. Everybody else is allowed to remark on him, but you tell me to go off and play Soduko in a CORNER. Who the hell do you think you are?
@@Bevity Karen alert 🚨
Welcome back and thank you for being there!! We missed you all - our comedians and all those who work to make them possible!! ❤🎉❤
I love the kids... a hopeful sign that they're smarter than their parents!
Sooo glad Jimmy Kimmel is back!
I gotta say Mr. Economics Kid at the end is smart as a whip and has a bright future ahead of himself. Good on him.
It's a blessing to have late night hosts back again! Welcome back Jimmy....
"Sorry for roasting you in television, but I'm sure you can edit that, so whatever" BRUH 🤣
'A tiny little Moses in there parting the head sea' 🤣
That kid at 9:55 was amazing. 'Small slips of green paper we assign value to.'
Smart kid with great critical thinking skills.
Love that you’re back just in time for this chaos
adorable. Jimmy Kimmel is surely the best late night show on tv.
I am glad you are back. Did not realize how much I missed you.
Child drops comedy gold, blushes bright red and says, don't worry, you can edit that out. Reporter: "I have a feeling we're not going to."
Please invite that kid on the show he is priceless!!!❤😂
The stupid adult asks
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
To which the smart child answers
“Grown up.”
The smart child points to something and asks
“What's that?”
To which the stupid adult answers
“A noun.”
Sometimes when I'm with my friends,
I tell a joke and they don't laugh,
they say it's because I don't tell jokes well.
But I say: “It's because I don't choose friends well”.
All joking aside:
If you surround yourself with people
who laugh at all your jokes
and agree with everything you say,
you will never become a GROWN UP.
Make America Grown-up Again!
He just _was_ on the show.
Kimmel - You are absolutely wonderfully on spot re: pumpkin head!!! Don't stop informing the country of "The Rest of the Story!" Love you!!
Jimmy, thank God your back, nobody does it better. I love the young boy with the crew shirt. He should be speaker.
I’m sooooo glad Jimmy is back! I can laugh now out loud😅😅😅😅👏🏾🤎🙏🏽
The ultimate loser calling anyone a loser is comical in itself.
It takes one to know one......
@@dceplayfive year olds use that response.
@@janetdotson7829What you expect from his base 😂 he loves the uneducated and hates those same very people.
He should totally embrace his loserness and, well, I can think of so many things...
Love you Jimmy, glad you guys are back!!! 🤩
THANKS writer and actors. Now wqe can get some sleep at night with these fantastic nite caps.
Being called a creep by Trump is like being called smelly butt by a skunk.
biden & hunter always stink up the room
Or being called depraved by Jack the Ripper.
That was kinda confusing only because while I get that it’s pointing out a skunk is one to call you smelly butt, it could also be noted that if even a skunk thinks you’re smelly, then you’re in trouble.
He can't stop projecting to save his life.
@@blacksmithorange8906 You devil's advocate you. Ok. fair enough.
Oh, Jimmy, I laughed and laughed! So glad you're back!
Hilarious show Jimmy! ❤ luv the PD chase!
Thank God for having you back. I was so down and depressed while you were gone. God bless all the writers!!!
It's so good to have you back, Jimmy!
Man I’m so happy that my favorite host is back
How many chodes did you eat while he was gone?
Late night talk shows, couldn’t be back at a better time.🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
Wow that woman was on the highway to hell. That reporter was so good....and funny.😂 l was dying laughing.
Good to see you back Jimmy.
I cant help but notice she did not get any warning shots.
At least do all the tires and radiator, use of firearms doesn't have to be a mag dump to the body to be effective.
It seemed like a guy wearing a disguise to be able to evade being identified tho
Imagine getting punished by the cult just because you chose to keep the government open and its workers paid. Kevin is truly home alone 😆
We want hardliners leading our party. Not uniparty shills. The uniparty doesn’t work for us anymore. I know you’re just repeating what you’ve heard, but the 210 republicans that didn’t want every spending bill to get its own vote showed they are corrupt like all the people across the isle. The 210 can expect their political careers to end soon.
Gained RESPECT for Kevin McCarthy Today. He didn't go with Party. CHOSE CONSTITUTION & OATH Of Office
@@it.amuses_me Explain to me how anything he did had anything to do with his constitutional oath?
@@it.amuses_me also, since you value the constitution, when are we getting machine guns?
@@GratefulDawg760It's OK Randy this comment section is above your pay rate.
That kid you need to get on the show ...he is talk show quality ! So glad your back Kimmel 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦
Glad you are back.
They need to find that kid and bring him on the show!
The stupid adult asks
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
To which the smart child answers
“Grown up.”
The smart child points to something and asks
“What's that?”
To which the stupid adult answers
“A noun.”
Sometimes when I'm with my friends,
I tell a joke and they don't laugh,
they say it's because I don't tell jokes well.
But I say: “It's because I don't choose friends well”.
All joking aside:
If you surround yourself with people
who laugh at all your jokes
and agree with everything you say,
you will never become a GROWN UP.
Make America Grown-up Again!
Hell - give him his OWN show.
@@Publius1000 do you have to post this on every comment?
@@JonDahl If you saw someone trip, fall and die... you wouldn't laugh,
If you saw me trip, fall and rip the seat of my pants... you would laugh.
But, my friends say that I don't tell jokes well....
Everyone knows that when you trip and fall,
you don't rip the seat... you rip the knee... of your pants.
But, you're a heckler and I'm not going to bend over.
---------------------------------------------------------------
To be fair I will answer your question:
If I post my comments in the general comments section,
they become lost in the shuffle.
But if I share my comments, with certain other commenters,
that I believe are most likely to read and enjoy my comments,
then I get better feedback.
I have a question for you:
Did you like any of my jokes?
@@Publius1000
I’m not a heckler, I’m just pointing out that you don’t post the same copy and paste message on every relevant reply.
Repetition is unnecessary.
🤷♂️
That second kid was brilliant and he was right about everything😅😂
The stupid adult asks
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
To which the smart child answers
“Grown up.”
The smart child points to something and asks
“What's that?”
To which the stupid adult answers
“A noun.”
Sometimes when I'm with my friends,
I tell a joke and they don't laugh,
they say it's because I don't tell jokes well.
But I say: “It's because I don't choose friends well”.
All joking aside:
If you surround yourself with people
who laugh at all your jokes
and agree with everything you say,
you will never become a GROWN UP.
Make America Grown-up Again!
Missed you Jimmy!♥️🙏✌️😎
Thank you Jimmy !!!
Good to see you all back