Meanwhile… Reese’s Goes Vegan | San Fran’s Mystery Goats | Hidden Valley Ranch Ice Cream
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- Опубліковано 13 бер 2023
- Meanwhile… Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups will soon be available in a vegan option, San Francisco is overrun with cute goats, and Stephen tries a new ice cream flavored with Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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Stephen Colbert is a brave man. He speaks out against fascists ... and eats Ranch ice Cream live on camera. What a hero.
Ok about scale and "white suprematist 🤣 And about helping othere ppl's In Europe is living somthing about 550 Mln (550.000.000) humans in U.S - 350 Mln (350.000.000) russia ~150 mln(150.000.000) ppl. In Africka black ppl living is 2.000 Mln ppl (2.000.000.000)or rathere 2 Bilions.
Then hows look "white suprematist ? 🤣Have fridge in house ? Iphone 20 🤣 X-box and PS5 🤣🤣 And pore African have only goat or cow ??? 🤣🤣🤣 Now its the time to tell some truth :) Globalization was working for few generations maybe even centuries. How looking truth in year 2023 ??? Change paradigma or da vay of evolution 😆😆😆
He got nothing to lose, he’s a total chad
dont know what a Chad is but he never speaks out against fascists, EVER
@@bullheimer 😆 Fighting symbols 🤣 Oh grow up ppl 😂
Have any of you ever heard of the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp for Victory,* and how the legalization of Cannabis Sativa defended our country during World War II and helped to stop the Holocaust?
Do any of you know that Stephen Colbert played a brief clip from *Hemp for Victory* on the Colbert Report years agp?
No, you don't know any of this because Stephen Colbert is not brave. No one in this shithole country is brave. You bow your heads and accept the "war on drugs" in spite of video proof on a government website that "Marihuana" saved all of you and your families from fascism and genocide.
"The two powders I would least want to find in my ice cream. Just ahead of talcum and gun"
😂😂😂 That is quality comedy.
The fact that he kept a straight face after saying "stroke"!😂
I don't get the joke
@@bryanporinski5308 according to Merrian-webster dictionary in its first definition...
-Stroke-
transitive verb
1
: to rub gently in one direction
also : CARESS
@@bryanporinski5308 Got it now ? ;)
I was just admiring how long he kept that deadpan!
Interesting what jokes we all focus on. here in the comments ;)
You're a brave man, Stephen, trying that ice cream!😄
Forreal 🤢🤢
I’m kinda morbidly curious to try it myself, honestly.
I think my grandson might like that ice cream. Either that, or he'll put it on his chicken nuggets 🤣🤣
@@geoffreyrichards6079 might be good with some corn chips?
At first I was like, "You couldn't pay me to eat that ice cream." Then I was like, "Wait, yes you could." So good on him. Well earned.
Stephen’s version of “stupid human tricks” is his staff finding something hideous for him to taste live on air. Love this bit! “because God help me if I ever find them.” 🤣😂🤣✌️
"There is no god." - The Pope after a bite of Ranch ice cream
"Oh God, help me" - Richard Dawkins after a bite of Hidden Valley Ranch Ice Cream.
"Oh God, oh God" - Your mother last night
jokes aside there is no god, just multiple higher beings the US gov't still lying to us about.
@@jimmio3727 Jim! You have won a substantial prize! Please visit your local FBI Chapter to claim this once in a lifetime deal! Please come asap before we choose another lucky winner!!!!
That perfect Full House setup and you missed the softball on the opening line: “everywhere you goat”
I also felt he should have said 'don't know where we'll goat from here'
I hope that was a nice aged bourbon in that cup to wash that taste out of his mouth. Poor Stephen, so brave!
Just what i want my ice cream to taste like… salad burps
I wonder if ice cream makers are just having fun coming up with this stuff to see who can get Colbert to actually eat theirs.
If you're eating ranch-flavored ice cream, you don't need a late-night pick me up - you need a baby shower!
That's DARK chocolate and shredded bath mat, thank you very much.
I remember randomly seeing a herd of goats across the street in SF when I was a kid, I think it’s some service of removing vegetation where machinery can’t be used
I think they're still doing that in some places. I saw a news story about that a few years ago.
That’s exactly what the goats are for.
Yeah, that's really a thing up here in Northern California. A lot of people in my county use sheep, but then you have to pay some to shear them.
Famous last words...
"We don't need Any stinking Regulation."
Just when you think things cannot get any worse... Hidden Vally Ranch Ice Cream makes it's debut.
Gunpowder ice cream sounds like an actual ice cream in America. "I ain't eatn' that lib frozen yogurt, I eat my ice cream with gunpowder like a real man!"
I have actually had Green Tea Ice Cream, and Gunpowder Green Tea is a premium variety.of green tea.
I don’t know how those “real men” would die from first: Either a stroke from their manly gunpowder ice cream or masturbation, anyone?
And here I thought the Kraft Mac & Cheese ice cream was the worst they could come up with. What's next, KFC cole slaw ice cream? Outback Bloomin' Onion ice cream?
Sounds great 👍
Well we have dinner pies (chicken pot)... dinner cookies (crab cakes)... why not dinner ice cream?
Ketchup and mustard ice cream.
Silly Putty Fondue flavor!
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS 😢
The goats probably escaped from somebody’s goat yoga class
yo-goat
Here they have reindeer yoga. Something about ornery grazing animals
And so begins the legend of the San Francisco Mystery Goats
Lol they’re for vegetation control around the city’s parks and universities
He actually ATE that ice cream.
Wow, indeed!
I don't like chocolate or ice cream in general, have the feeling I might enjoy THAT ice cream.
Hidden Valley Ranch Ice Cream probably pairs great with really spicy Buffalo wings.
Prob makes a nice sandwich with KFC pieces
Chicken á la mode, yum. 🤢
I just threw up in my mouth 🤢🤮
I'm so pumped for those vegan Reese's cups.
This old ice cream shop on Long Island I used to go to a while back (Coyle’s) served a corned beef and cabbage ice cream every single year for St. Patrick’s Month without fail, even though I’m sure only 5 people must have ever bought it. I thought it was a corned beef and cabbage _flavored_ ice cream but it’s literally a corned beef and cabbage serving creamed INTO vanilla. Every time I hear about these insane people ice cream flavors that’s what my mind always goes to lol, he’s a real one for trying that shit 💀
Sounds absolutely repulsive!!
In Mérida, Venezuela, there was an ice cream shop near the main square. People came from all over the country to try his specialties: ice cream made of onions, potatoes, leeks, and from all kinds of vegetables. They say he invented that method to make his kids eat their broccoli. That was around 1990, I don't know whether the shop is still in business.
Oh man ! I just wrote earlier about different ice creams from those vegetables and meats and seafood !
I'd travel to Merida just for that ice cream shop ! A carrot and lemon flavor would be nice...reminds me of the home made baby food my dad made.
Celery sorbet was a "great" invention some snobby chefs insisted on offering at expensive restaurants in the 80's. Thank God, the fad was short-lived.
@@Xiroi87 nobody is forcing you to eat anything, it's your choice to say no. But you don't have to thank God that something doesn't exist which others like ! That is self-centered creepiness.😶🌫️
@Riggie P. That little shop moved. To a valley. A hidden valley. 😉
@@yvettekosta-jv4bx why creepy?
He had trouble, for the first time I've seen, delivering the Meanwhile monologue. And it was glorious.
I swear the writers try to trip him up.
In college, I had a roommate who put ranch dressing on everything. Even saw him put ranch on chocolate cake. I'm sure he's thrilled about this.
Assuming he's still alive.
Guy obviously does not possess taste buds.
marijuana is a helluva drug...
@@jbjacobs9514 He probably became the chief taste engineer that came up with the ice cream
Mom used to make Chocolate Cake with mayonnaise.
I would watch the hell out of Goat House 🐐
Stephen: "Anyone see the Oscars last night?"
Audience: "..............."
"Stroke."
With a completely straight face.
That's a damn professional right there.
'I understand why they keep that walley hidden ' 😂🤣
Speaking of ice cream, I tried Stephen's Ben & Jerry's flavor for the first time the other day - Americone Dream. IMO it was extremely good. I will definitely be buying it again. Not sure when because I don't eat ice cream except as a treat once or twice a year. But it was very, very, good. 10/10 would recommend.
Supposedly they make a nondairy version of Americone Dream, but I haven't found it yet. :(
Agree😁
I haven't tried his flavor, I think there's something in it I don't like. But the Tonight Dough was ok. I really dug it for a while before I realized it too has strange things in it 😂 I should stop reading the labels. honestly, I just like the basics in my old age. mint chocolate, cookie dough, cookies n cream, chocolate, the usual winners.
@@XVeganDaveGodFreeX I'd like to find that. My wife is vegan.
as a diehard lover of both Ranch dressing and ice cream, Hidden Valley has created an abomination.
also I'm still waiting to find out what happens to Stephen's growing list of ice creams he's taken one bite out of on the show.
The green room is full of the worst ice creams you can imagine.... 😂.
Still remember the Mac and cheese ice cream
As a diehard lover of both Ranch dressing and ice cream, I'm glad to say there are many vegan versions of both, including Hidden Valley Plant-Powered Ranch! Though, if they make a nondairy version of that ranch ice cream it'll be a hard pass!
@@XVeganDaveGodFreeX
Hard to pass up, or hard to pass through?
Keeping company with that terrible chicken-nugget cocktail that he unfortunately sampled too
Cannot possibly top Full House Goats. We demand a whole series!
🐐
The Kids will love it.
Full House Kitties would slay your goats with their cuteness alone.
@@nathansheldahl Are you kidding? You've obviously never searched YT for 'baby goats in pajamas'!
@@chezmoi42 kidding? iswydt
"Ma'am.... Two scoops of icecream on your salad doesn't count as 'diet food'."
That bird in the audience was very excited about those vegan Reese's cups
Sounded like they had just gotten crushed under a bag of those cups.
@@Tao_Tology Sounded like the ants from A Bug's Life when they make the fake bird
Colbert deftly ignored it. Really strange he didn't either do a retake or acknowledge it. it was weird.
Steve does he's own stunts!
lol! Loved the Full House goat joke 😂😂
2:13 "A new study shows that abstaining from masturbation raises risk of anxiety and depression."
Oh dear. Excuse me a moment.
Only a moment?
Nice one about reasons to keep that valley hidden. Hope you find it one day
I always wondered when I was younger, why do garbage collectors have stuffed animals on their trucks? It made them seem scary to me, lol. Child me did not realize that people throw stuffed animals away, so I was always suspicious as to how they got someone's stuffie. 🤔😆
wow, you're right! that is kinda creepy haha
Best intro yet and they gave drifters and hobos a break.
They should rename that ice cream FGF21 since it causes the urge to drink water while quickly sobering you up to the realization that everything is meaningless.
I've made some interesting ice creams and sorbet, but no, just F'ing no...
2:20 it's hilarious to me the you can hear the moment when Lois Cato gets the joke. 😆
The same ice cream maker made Mac and Cheese Ice Cream and let me say, that was painful to finish.
how he made that "stroke" joke with a straight face beats me
I’m a vegan and have no beef with other peoples’ diets (pun definitely intended), you do you. Though even if I wasn’t, the thought of ranch ice cream DID make me gag.
Diet? I consider vegan a way of living that respects all beings' right to their own lives and bodies. Plant-based may be just a diet; vegan, to me, is much more. As such, the "you do you" mentality doesn't work, given the atrocities being supported by nonvegans.
@@XVeganDaveGodFreeX lmao, you being vegan doesn't stop them being murdered for food but if it somehow makes you feel high and mighty, I guess ride that white horse through the swamp of life.
@@XVeganDaveGodFreeX you really respect the lives of clams or mussels?..and chickens lay unfertilized eggs daily so no harm in eating those eggs?
@@malcolmxxx86 Also, plants are living beings as well right? I mean, they aren't rocks.... Oh wait, unless its that Rock universe from Everything Everywhere and the rocks have souls!!!! But yeah, when anything dies and is returned to the Earth, bacteria and insects and fungi break it down into base nutrients... Shoot, I am pretty sure Fungi are one of the absolute MAIN reasons that life has evolved as it has. I feel like there is still so much more those Fun-guys all over the planet can teach us!
PS- the largest "living entity" on the planet is The Humongus Fungus about the size of 1800 continuos football fields.
Also, Im just bored and... blah, YES, the thing happening in factory farms and commercial animal products can be horrendous. I love the Temple Grandin story and how she cared about how cattle felt about being herded toward slaughter. If your gonna get beef in mass, at least you can make it more humane.
Most people I know in the Mid-west and South have no idea or cares about being "vegan" except for a family member here or there. Usually though, when you're poor? You don't care WHERE the food came from and the calories expended need replenished. Pretty sure even tofu here is... well I hardly ever see it! But it's expensive. And we only hear about how you have to season it to make it taste like anything more than a block of semi-gelatin.
I'm not arguing or anything, just that you have to take care of people's needs according to Maslow before you start preaching about how people are horrible souless eaters because they eat meat.
Also, does veganism actualy cover eggs and muscles and barnicles? What about Tartigrades? Can we BBQ tiny water bears?
I’m sorry that you didn’t already know but there is harm in eating eggs. The egg industry breeds billions of birds but only the females lay eggs, so the males are killed, usually on their first day of life, by being dropped into a macerator or a gas chamber. The hens only produce eggs cost effectively for a few short months after which their killed too.
The egg industry is one of the most violent on earth.
Yes, let's here it for the band. The best out there!!!
Watch the Magas start complaining about "woke" peanut butter cups. Next they'll be trying to change the Skittles slogan to "Taste The Spectrum!"
that's the best meanwhile intro yet
Reese's going vegan makes me happy! My once favorite treat is back on the menu. I'm not vegan, but I am dairy free for health reasons and it's nice to have an occasional indulgence that can be found anywhere. Justin's dark chocolate peanut butter cups is still the best, but now I can have both.
2:49 HEY!!! YOU BETTER RESPECT THE COCONUT, MISTER!!!
How he kept a straight face while uttering ‘stroke’.
Hidden Valley, IN. About ten..maybe 15 minutes north of Lawrenceburg, IN.
GO GET 'EM STEPHEN!
I would watch that reboot!!!!!
Anticipating Stephen’s sampling of Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream caused me to gag and reach for my Ondansetron tablets!! 😝
Are you on chemotherapy? I am and that’s why I’m familiar with that medication. Hope you’re doing well! 🥰
Colbert usually does a fake gag sound and I was waiting for it, so his reaction was funnier because he didn't do it.
Louis’ wardrobe is always on point!
Did Hidden Valley just ruin ranch AND ice cream with one move? 🍨👀
“Wow.” Perfect response 😂
"Everywhere you-BAHHHHHH" I needed that.
Benny and the Audience deserve the OSCAR.
Topped off the segment with Americone Nightmare
You're telling me that lions are making that ice cream.
I'm not sure I trust the taste of a man who dislikes mounds bars to be a good judge of ice-cream!
Oh god, the third goat got me!
Oh no! Poor Steven. Literal fear and disgust go out to him for having to taste that Ranch flavored ice cream.
2:45 did someone step on a dog? wtf was that sound lmao
“Full House” reboot actor is the “greatest of all time”
Best meanwhile in a while. So funny. Thank you.
At 2:45 I almost got my gun cause I thought a coyote just howled, just outside my door.😅
That’s exciting news about the peanut butter cups.
Thanks Stephen.
Who else love Reese's PUFFS
Amazingly delicious cereal. I'm hooked!
I would watch goat Full House.
Just, re-enact more stuff with goats, okay?
Maybe the goats in San Francisco escaped from Goat Hill? Maybe they are the descendants of San Fran's very own Emperor Norton the First's pet goat¿?
That ice cream was made for stoners late night cravings! 🤣
Not sure even Stoners would eat that.
double pun on the stroke joke lolol
Congrats to Hidden Valley... I know they made it solely for this very moment. xD
Hilarious as always!
Stephen was being kind. You know he wanted to “HUUURGH!”
Goats are used to trim the overgrowth in parklands in the Bay Area. Coyotes are also commonly seen crossing the bridges. Tell me you’ve seen some ostriches escaping from a Napa Valley ranch and now we’ve got some news!
That was the upset pause of a man who secretly enjoys mounds, and does not enjoy making fun of them.
Great band. And whoever writes the intros to Meanwhile are geniuses!!
French Fries with your milk shake just got real interesting, and onion rings🤤🤤🤤😋😋
In Columbia, Missouri, when I lived there, a local ice cream shop named "Sparky's Homemade Ice Cream" made Cicada Ice Cream. ...I was not brave enough to try it, but I'm told it tasted similar to pistachio. I don't buy it.
I would TOTALLY have had a scoop of that.
Woohoo for vegan Reese's! Been waiting for a cruelty-free version for over 30 years. Hope they will make vegan versions for their holiday products too. 😋
Oh don't worry it's still full of cruelty. It's just not towards animals for this specific product.
In a similar vein, I want vegan snack pack pudding.
@@tsarfox3462 Yup:
"In 2019, Hershey announced that they could not guarantee that their chocolate products were free from child slave labor, as they could trace only about 50% of their purchasing back to the farm level. According to The Washington Post noted that the commitment taken in 2001 to eradicate such practices within four years had not been kept, neither at the due deadline of 2005, nor within the revised deadlines of 2008 and 2010, and that the result was not likely to be achieved for 2020."
I'm allergic to milk, so I want to be glad. But, these corporations are going to have to completely move away from benefiting from slavery before I'll ever purchase their products.
😂
Lol. Vegans patting themselves on the back while they eat food made by industrial mis-use of bees.
So cool to give a heads up to Jimmy Kimmel.. All you guys, (insert compliment here.)
Unfortunate
Guillermo's will Smith joke to Lenny Kravitz was hilarious.
I watch Jimmy kimnel with my family on tv and colbert alone with on my phone lol
Many thanks, Reese's!!!
I love mountains! It's one of my favorite candy bars ha ha
Just what we needed during a bank run - a Colbert mukbang.
Thank you for the shoutout Steve, love from Milan 💚😂
Re: vegan Reese's - nice. So now I'm only mildly allergic to THREE things in them....wait, no. I'm allergic to oats, too. Back to four.
Yikes
You sound like a fun guest to have dinner with.
big print on the label: "now with gluten"
Oh wow. Are you affected by soy or gluten too, or is it just an allergy to oats?
Why can't they have "original" and then other versions, like "dairy-free/vegan" and "gluten-free" so folks can choose? I'm excited for the vegan option, but the oat milk trend is everywhere now.
I'm totally allergic to oats--that's why I'll just be eating straight up dark chocolate.
We're not worthy! I wouldn't eat that ice cream no matter what amount of money was offered.
I am now craving a ranch Valley banana split with dainty prezels
Maybe good with hot wings ?
Nice whale reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No, Hidden Valley. It's Japan that does the weird ice cream flavors. Here in America, we prefer our ice cream without garlic.
Says right on the screen behind your head that Mounds is *dark* chocolate, not milk chocolate, Stephen. 😉
Agree completely about the bath mats.
The last two powders i want in my ice cream made me 💀
Nest up, Italian Dressing Ice Cream
man, that ice cream is pure nightmare fuel...
I had a bad dream once where I was in a Baskin-Robbins eating a scoop of raw chicken icecream.