I always thought nick was his annoying little brother that he tolerated but loved, like you can make fun of them all day, but if anyone else says something, you’ll fuck them up. LOL
She's so typically Northern Italian, which Matteo is not, that I started to wonder if he wasn't getting it. At the end it was clear he made it on purpose.
@@victoriancuddler as someone who despises french as a language and speak Spanish and Portuguese... ok nvm, if we talk about Portuguese from Portugal, yeah... pretty weird but... french man
@@AlexH4774 i might seem all judgy but I was him at a time, and I don't know, not everyone is a language nerd, I'd be the type of guy who'd learn Italian to curse using a long sentence and make nonna proud, anyway, to me it sounded like he used a bunch of cognates and threw an eu in there.
@@999samus7I've always thought that it's pretty weird french is a latin language, considering how different it is from it's cousins, I speak Spanish, and I can understand mostly Italian and Portuguese from the similarities, but french... It's a completely different thing 🤔
matteo is very very very quickly becoming my favorite all time comedian. i usually am weeping with laughter by the time i get done with ANY video of his. the work-out video with nick was one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Again, some of the best crowd work I've ever seen! Being multilingual allows you to roast from a multicultural perspective that is so entertaining without ever being offensive. That sh*t is so funny!
@@SP-ow9jl it’s particularly annoying because he’s Mexican. And clearly prides himself on knowing how to speak Italian and Spanish and even French. This is truly disappointing from him.
Matteo is a wizard of multilingual relationships, he should be the ambassador of relations to italian and Spanish speaking nations, he would bring peace and laughter to them all 👏🏻
@@Nahamnimii Do typos normally turn you into a Karen with no balls? How much are you PAID to find typos and freak out like a girl?? Join a running club to meet someone or get run over by someone...
I'm so happy for Matteo he's been killing it forever and the recognition is finally catching on thank glob and he's just absolutely glowing it makes my dumb lil gay heart sing
@@giusdbg no, he actually has a decent accent but very bad grammar, like... "person who's only been in the country once ten years ago and learned a few words to get by" bad. Nothing wrong with that, but it's a little strange when he says he *speaks Italian*
Matteo, non vedo l’ora di venire a vedere il tuo show a Londra il mese prossimo! Bought a flight ticket just to see you performing in London, can’t wait! Sei un grande!
That part Matteo speaks 🇪🇸 with a thick 🇮🇹 accent is too relatable 😂 Neither these two language are my mother tongue and I speak 🇮🇹 better than my 🇪🇸 so I sound like Mario too 😁
I speak Italian and Spanish with the thickest French accent and it’s only because French was my first foreign language. I had a line cook tell me I speak Mexican-Spanish like a drunk Canadian
Take no offense at all! In English phonetics "Columbia" is correct (when speaking in English), In Spanish phonetics "Colombia" is correct (When speaking in Spanish), There's no reason to take offense at all! Just understand the phonetic sounds of both languages!
Congratulations on the wonderful news! To many beautiful years to you both! 👑👑❤️🔥🔥🍾🥂 My family is Colombian and Italian as well! It’s incredible and insane! 🤣😂😭🇨🇴 🇮🇹
Columbia is the spelling for the university or the old production company. Colombia is the spelling for the country. I happen to actually be mixed Italian and Colombian. I look super Jewish or Middle Eastern ❤
You're so funny i feel sad i'll never be able to see you live, thank you for putting so much on youtube! Une fan française (je suis sûre que tu peux comprendre le français aussi)
@@kaigege12 So Paris (where I've nevver been to) is in France what Berlin (where I live) is in Germany which is known to be the rudest city? Well, then I will be prepared when I'll visit it. What's about Marseille? This seems to be a wonderful city, always wanted to go there.
@@katzenbekloppt_mf i exagerated for the purpose of the joke. haha ! parisian people are just sometimes quite in a hurry that could appear as coldness. But let me give you my best advice when you visit france: SAY BONJOUR in any shop and place you go, yes, even if you don't speak french. You will see a real difference in behaviour from people towards you. Bonjour is really important in french politeness. Marseille is nice too! i'd recommend you check out toulouse too, very beautiful city.
@@kaigege12 thanks, I add Toulouse (like the artist and one of the kittens in Aristocats😹). And no, I choose latin at school and added just some month french class, I am just able to say who I am and where I come from. But beeing polite is always a good way to get a nice answer everywhere, right? If you ever visit Argentina just tell everyone you love Maradona, then even the taxidriver is your friend😅 In Berlin whatever you do people can answer rude, so do whatever you feel🤪
My reaction when I was trying to enjoy nature on acid with a friend and some couple moseyed over to take photos and they shouted to us “we’re engaged!” Was “we’re not!” It reminded me of the SATC episode where Samantha has an “I’m not having a baby” party.
congrats matteo!! also this set was so funny, and to see the couple as well. they were so cute, and their meeting is goals! to meet bc of a hobby, goals!
I was so triggered that I commented before scrolling all the way down to see if someone else already said it. Should have known. It's universally our biggest pet peeve.
My wife is Cuban and Italian and her family...is the most entertaining thing ever. NOt really drama drama...but oh it'll terrify many a white folk. THis set was hysterical.
Sometimes, Matteo, you are just golden. Just golden.
Always! Golden 😊
LOL, everyone who reads this comment will only focus on the "sometimes" part 🤣🤣🤣
Not sometimes but EVERYTIMEE!!
Always golden!
literally he’s the best
Even tho Matteo’s married now Nick Smith will forever be his trophy wife
That wasn’t a joke? Lol
Ok that was funny! And accurate 😂
He’s married??? To whom????
I always thought nick was his annoying little brother that he tolerated but loved, like you can make fun of them all day, but if anyone else says something, you’ll fuck them up. LOL
Aren’t they brothers 😅
I'm Brazilian, I work in a bank and I am in a running club 🤣🤣 this set was hilarious 😂
Did you also notice that Juan spoke Portuguese instead of Italian at 5:45? 😂
Sim! 😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣🤣
you're bored with your life as well?
@@viniciusa.pedreira290acho q o q vc apontou é ele tava falando espanhol! “Tu quieres aprender italiano”.
She's so typically Northern Italian, which Matteo is not, that I started to wonder if he wasn't getting it. At the end it was clear he made it on purpose.
Mind to explain? Im not getting it :D
Matteo Is not italian lol
He’s Italian and Mexican, he’s mentioned it in multiple clips.
@@jonathancadle1261 Italian/ Mexican mother & Irish father
@@Sethgerthe culture between Northern and Southern Italy is very different, that's why
“I neurotic gay guy who looks a little like Liza Minnelli”
Y’all I lost it
JAW DROP"D WHEN MATTEO SAYS HE MARRIED
MY LAWWD
congrats gorlieeeee 🦋🦋
He said that a few videos ago.
Where have you been? It was all the society pages! She didn't wear white and maid of honor Nick looked bored to death.
Hey God it's me again....
Someone doesn't watch We Might Be Drunk...
Wait he’s married?!?!?!
5:54, the dude tried to speak italian and ended up speaking portuguese, you gotta love languages xDDD
the weird cousin of the latin languages: Portuguese
although not the most feral, that's Romanian
I heard "eu" at some point, idk if the rest of what he said then was Italian?
@@victoriancuddler as someone who despises french as a language and speak Spanish and Portuguese... ok nvm, if we talk about Portuguese from Portugal, yeah... pretty weird but... french man
@@AlexH4774 i might seem all judgy but I was him at a time, and I don't know, not everyone is a language nerd, I'd be the type of guy who'd learn Italian to curse using a long sentence and make nonna proud, anyway, to me it sounded like he used a bunch of cognates and threw an eu in there.
@@999samus7I've always thought that it's pretty weird french is a latin language, considering how different it is from it's cousins, I speak Spanish, and I can understand mostly Italian and Portuguese from the similarities, but french... It's a completely different thing 🤔
"So I'm just going to Amsterdammm soooo erhm ciaoooooooo" is the perfect 'fresa' North Italian imitation 👌😌
matteo is very very very quickly becoming my favorite all time comedian. i usually am weeping with laughter by the time i get done with ANY video of his. the work-out video with nick was one of the funniest things ive ever seen
"You're in a running club and work at a bank. What kind of italian are you?"
A Milanese.
We need a series of Matteo teaching Italian quips and phrases
Why?
@@JewishJeff839So we can all learn to talk shit in another language. The question is why not
Columbia is the University and the winter sportswear company! Colombia is the country 😘✌️🌞❤️
Yes please explain to the italian!!
Gracias
yup. noticed that too on the title..... "colOmbian"
Please spell CO LOM BIA well!!
Gracias. ❤
jaw dropp"d everytime matteo lays the f-word like ordering a number 3 @ an arbys on a Tuesday
unexpected but so casual
cryinggg
when he said the f-slur, I laughed so loud everyone in the student lounge shot me evils
Worth it tee hee
Again, some of the best crowd work I've ever seen! Being multilingual allows you to roast from a multicultural perspective that is so entertaining without ever being offensive. That sh*t is so funny!
What a way to just casually drop to the world that you got married
I just adore the interaction with audience❤ I wish he had his own talk show or something like that
It's COLOMBIAN omg... The most "gringo" thing ever haha
was wondering who was gonna catch it 😂
I know, every Colombian here is annoyed!😅
Ecuadorian here, but I'm annoyed on your behalf. @@SP-ow9jl
@@SP-ow9jl it’s particularly annoying because he’s Mexican. And clearly prides himself on knowing how to speak Italian and Spanish and even French. This is truly disappointing from him.
Didn't he say " colombian" ?
Ha dicho exactamente eso no?
Matteo is a wizard of multilingual relationships, he should be the ambassador of relations to italian and Spanish speaking nations, he would bring peace and laughter to them all 👏🏻
Italian speaking nations? Like only Italy maybe?
He’s all of that and he can’t spell Colombia 🙄
@@Nahamnimii Do typos normally turn you into a Karen with no balls? How much are you PAID to find typos and freak out like a girl?? Join a running club to meet someone or get run over by someone...
@@cal9112 and Switzerland, half of New Jersey, a third of Venezuela and three quarters of Argentina.
;-)
@@marioguidotomasone1265 now l got It
I'm so happy for Matteo he's been killing it forever and the recognition is finally catching on thank glob and he's just absolutely glowing it makes my dumb lil gay heart sing
Love when you speak Italian and Spanish. I can understand both and you speak both languages perfectly.
he really doesn't 😅 but it's cute
@@giusdbg no, he actually has a decent accent but very bad grammar, like... "person who's only been in the country once ten years ago and learned a few words to get by" bad.
Nothing wrong with that, but it's a little strange when he says he *speaks Italian*
@@giusdbg that's an insane thing to assume on the basis of absolutely nothing 😅
The “get your shit together” with the headbanging was giving Jack MacFarland as helll
A running club 🤣🤣
Official petition for whoever uploads Mateo’s video to learn how to spell Colombia
You're in a running club and you work at a bank. Lol. 😂
This is PURE GOLD as always!
Matteo, non vedo l’ora di venire a vedere il tuo show a Londra il mese prossimo! Bought a flight ticket just to see you performing in London, can’t wait! Sei un grande!
i’m sure you’ll love him! he was delightful in melbourne
That part Matteo speaks 🇪🇸 with a thick 🇮🇹 accent is too relatable 😂
Neither these two language are my mother tongue and I speak 🇮🇹 better than my 🇪🇸 so I sound like Mario too 😁
I speak Italian and Spanish with the thickest French accent and it’s only because French was my first foreign language. I had a line cook tell me I speak Mexican-Spanish like a drunk Canadian
He has a very strong American accent when he speaks Italian so I don’t know how you can hear an italian accent when he speak Spanish😂
What is your mother tongue??
And btw it's "a" not "an"
And neither "of" these
And "languages"
@@marty8895 NO HE DOESN'T!!
@@meghasinghania1 Karen with no life?
Congrats to you both and i wish you many years of happiness!!!
No one does crowd work like Matteo
As soon as the guitar started I was eagerly awaiting Puss n Boots 😂
as a colombian i’m offended by the misspelling
I know, right!
It's so annoying, it show's their lack of education in geography
Take no offense at all!
In English phonetics "Columbia" is correct (when speaking in English),
In Spanish phonetics "Colombia" is correct (When speaking in Spanish),
There's no reason to take offense at all!
Just understand the phonetic sounds of both languages!
@@miguelramirez6352I’m guessing you’re not Colombian? 😆
Honestly I can’t hear the difference but English is my second language so that could be it
i'm only a minute in and matteo is god level killing it....he's always good but this is freakishly good.
The fact that this man kills it with crowd work is so fucking crazy. MORE MATTEO
Congrats on your wedding, Matteo! I'm so happy for you.
Congratulations on your wedding Matteo! In bocca al' lupo!
OMG I am so happy to hear that Matteo got MARRIED!!!!!
It’s even funnier when you know a couple Italian-Colombian and the poor Italian was trying to learn Spanish with him… 😂😂😂 so much fun!
Congratulations on the wonderful news! To many beautiful years to you both! 👑👑❤️🔥🔥🍾🥂
My family is Colombian and Italian as well! It’s incredible and insane! 🤣😂😭🇨🇴 🇮🇹
Improv. Fantastic fucking improv. Matteo. You killed it.
You make me cry laughing. It’s badly needed, so Thanks!
You are so great at crowd work Matteo! I could watch you all day.
So when are we gonna get the UA-cam video of the rest of the show? 👀
Columbia is the spelling for the university or the old production company. Colombia is the spelling for the country. I happen to actually be mixed Italian and Colombian. I look super Jewish or Middle Eastern ❤
I’m also Italian and Colombian and I get asked if I’m Portuguese. Which basically yea.
"We're at brunch!" BISH!!! bahahahahahaha i LOVE when you just talk to the audience...you're HILARIOUS
It’s Colombia 🤦🏼♂️
„what kind of Italian ARE you?“ the Swiss kind by the sound of it lol
Eres muuuuuuy bueno. Me rio mucho con tus vídeos.
You're so funny i feel sad i'll never be able to see you live, thank you for putting so much on youtube!
Une fan française (je suis sûre que tu peux comprendre le français aussi)
Well, you remember when he told he ordered something at a bakery in framce and they were rude😂?
@@katzenbekloppt_mf correction....he was in PARIS🤣entirely different
@@kaigege12 So Paris (where I've nevver been to) is in France what Berlin (where I live) is in Germany which is known to be the rudest city?
Well, then I will be prepared when I'll visit it. What's about Marseille? This seems to be a wonderful city, always wanted to go there.
@@katzenbekloppt_mf i exagerated for the purpose of the joke. haha ! parisian people are just sometimes quite in a hurry that could appear as coldness.
But let me give you my best advice when you visit france: SAY BONJOUR in any shop and place you go, yes, even if you don't speak french. You will see a real difference in behaviour from people towards you. Bonjour is really important in french politeness. Marseille is nice too! i'd recommend you check out toulouse too, very beautiful city.
@@kaigege12 thanks, I add Toulouse (like the artist and one of the kittens in Aristocats😹). And no, I choose latin at school and added just some month french class, I am just able to say who I am and where I come from. But beeing polite is always a good way to get a nice answer everywhere, right?
If you ever visit Argentina just tell everyone you love Maradona, then even the taxidriver is your friend😅
In Berlin whatever you do people can answer rude, so do whatever you feel🤪
It's COL O MBIA !!!!
So brilliant 😂 Congratulations to you and your husband 💙
Congratulations Matteo. So happy for you ❤
Congratulations on getting married so happy for you ❤️❤️
Youre OUTSTANDING in every way❤🎉
Congratulations Matteo 🎉🎉❤❤
Congratulations on your marriage, Matteo! Love you!❤
Columbia threw me off! Honey it’s Colombia 🇨🇴
Oh dear Matteo, is colOmbia not columbia , still love you
Matteo: You 're in a running club and you work in a bank?... What kind of Italian are you?
Me: She's from MILAN 😆
Congratulations Matteo! And amazing work as always
Congrats on the wedding, Matteo! ❤
You’ve got to fix the spelling of Colombian!!!!!! Screaming, crying, begging! Please 😂
Woohoo new content, hope you keep it coming 🎉 great crowdwork, as usual 😊
My reaction when I was trying to enjoy nature on acid with a friend and some couple moseyed over to take photos and they shouted to us “we’re engaged!” Was “we’re not!”
It reminded me of the SATC episode where Samantha has an “I’m not having a baby” party.
Matteo and spouse!! Congratulations and best wishes to you both!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I have never laughed so much at a comedian other than Matteo Lane.
Congratulations on your nuptials, Matteo. Love you!
I love that this whole thing is just Matteo showing off
4:12 Oh this flew over the audience's heads lol
”….looks a little bit like Liza Minnelli”. Oh, I absolutely can’t unsee it now. 😂
If you are watching this, Matteo, this old lesbian loves you for being an irreverent potty-mouth and still subtly kind and positive.
the arm and leg cross at "it's complicated" lool
Congrats and best wishes!! So happy for you!
congrats matteo!!
also this set was so funny, and to see the couple as well. they were so cute, and their meeting is goals! to meet bc of a hobby, goals!
Eff yeah buddy! Congrats on getting married!
You are LEGENDARY.
Congratulations!🍾. Thanks for this UA-cam. Cheers.
Genius. Always funny.
Q: what’s a perfect morning consist of?
A: Slice of cinnamon toast, glass of grape Koolaid, & Matteo Lane on my phone. Work, gurrrl, WORK!
You have no idea how much that mispelling annoys Colombians.
Been waiting for some more laughs, thanks Matteo
Runners aren’t hot? The running clubs I was in had hot, sweaty hairy chested, very fit men. At the end of a 15 mile run they were both hot, and hot.
my duolingo italian paying off one matteo lane clip at a time
Everytime I see this guy, makes my day.
Bro not to be queerfeminist but you spelled Colombian with a u. Those queens will cut you 😅
As a Colombian I immediately groaned in pain at the “u” 🤣
My heart aches when I see the 'U' .. 😂
queerfeminist you'll never be forgotten 😭
Does anybody have any leftover egg whites?
I was so triggered that I commented before scrolling all the way down to see if someone else already said it.
Should have known. It's universally our biggest pet peeve.
Congratulations!!! 🤗🤗🤗
Mateo! You are so hilarious!!!!
Love you, Matteo! And I’m old! 😂
Your crowd work is on point, sir!
oh no, its not a town in North Carolina, COLOMBIA Matteo, an Italian & a Colombian.
Same as Columbia is not a town in North Carolina.
@Espresso_Yourself_ You could literally google this and realize you're wrong.
Colombia** otherwise, love you❤
That was so much fun! Encore! :)
I went to Columbia but they didn't give me Colombian citizenship when I graduated.
Matteo… It’s spelled ColOmbia (2 O’s) 💛💙❤️ 🇨🇴-a Colombian
My wife is Cuban and Italian and her family...is the most entertaining thing ever. NOt really drama drama...but oh it'll terrify many a white folk. THis set was hysterical.
OMG ColOmbia not Columbia 😂. Thank goodness you are cute and hilarious :)
Not acceptable
5:09 made me cackle
You got married! Congratulations 😃
Love Matteo!!❤
Love this