@@BBSOCUTE koalas (mainly an Australian animal) as a species are being threatened by chlamydia! the guy was australian so he asked the girl if she had chlamydia lol
can't tell which is worse, ppl using chatgpt to write romantic poems/letters and manipulating the other person into thinking they're someone they're not, or using it to break up instead of communicating (the most important skill in relationships)
@@en2336 I spent like an hour putting together a similar message for someone I'd been seeing for six ish months! Honestly, aside from those lines about "crucial aspects of a relationship," hers wasn't didn't seem that bad 🥲 I think I'd rather someone be using that to try developing some social skills than the guy I broke up with watching manosphere content 😩He waited like a month to message me back and asked to talk in person, which I'm like ok sure, then he acted like he thought in that month I'd forget I just didn't feel compatible... ...to be fair, I'd yelled at him within the first month and broke things off once before, then he waited a few months and asked to talk again. That time I was like...ok, fuck it, I was some d*ck. I got myself into therapy around the same time, though, and stg the therapist in one session was like "what do you even like about him!?" It's been a few months since all this and I am happy to report I'm still single, not looking to mingle 😭gimme another couple years with therapy and chatGPT lmao
it still boggles my frigin mind that netflix keeps telling you "no" when everyone and their nona says YAAAASSS GIRLLLLL!!! SOMEONE GIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL HUMAN A FRIGIN SPECIAL!!!!
Leila HAS to be a robot. There's no way a human could actually like so dramatic but also so detached; that's a chatbot running around in human skin -omg he was also a chatbot. They would have been perfect for each other if they weren't from opposing companies
I almost didn't recognise Nick without a blouse! There was was a weird mix of people in the audience who probably thought this was group therapy and not a comedy night as some of the questions were wild!
That couple were whispering to each other after that question and the wife didn't seem bothered. I guess the husband's used to her wife's unhinged patient stories. I know there's a doctor-patient confidentiality but she must have told him horror stories with a different name. That man must have heard everything for him to ask Mateo that question seemingly unbothered.
SHOW IDEA! I need Matteo and Nick (and maybe a few other folks like Bob) to host a matchmaking crowd work show. I think it would be HYSTERICAL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg yes please!!! Who needs Tinder when you have Matteo and Nick! He can be the antithesis of Daniel Sloss' Jigsaw special (that broke up 1000s of couples - that needed to be broken up)!
"Unfortunately, after careful consideration I have decided not to move forward with this relationship." Was the text message I sent to an ex at midnight after a few drinks.
@@oanadorina19 @anywallsocket Lmao 🤣 Thank you. I think I just basically copied the format of all the rejection emails from employers who decided not to hire me 🤣
Nick is f'n hilarious. I love Matteo and how he's given Nick a little spotlight. He should take Nick on tour with him just for a little bit of crowd work. Especially to Albuquerque in November 😉
As a pharmacist: 1) loved the dragging through the mud😂 2) I sympathize with that dude tbh. A pharmacy has less employees running it than a McDonalds except with a pharmacy you are already starting the day with hundreds of prescriptions to do on top of the ones that come in in the day. All you need is one screw up, usually insurance, and the day is out the window.
As an MD-PharmD, I am shocked that he is allowed to work while being high. Like that drug stays in your system. 99% of all doctors can never do what pharmacists do, but it isn't as stressful as actually being a doctor. He should not be high or coming down when working.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeIt stays in your system for up to 3 months, but it only keeps you high for a few hours. So the length of time it stays in your system is irrelevant to your sobriety.
Yeah I am sure that is nice but many of the stressors here in the states are also felt abroad because of the nature of the job regardless of where it’s practiced. Just doing a google search I found a 2023 study indicating a large percentage of Australian pharmacists not looking to practice within the coming 10 years, many of the cited reasons are the same ones seen in the states.
Matteo is looking fantastic. He’s cut his hair since this taping. I don’t think it’s implants to his chin, perhaps it’s more sculpting to the beard area leading to his existing chin. He’s talked about his hair/beard work openly. Matteo looks fantastic.
💘💘 UPDATE: Sivan showed Mike her map of Tasmania & Mike circumnavigated it while demonstrating the handy circular breathing skills he'd picked up while learning to play the didgeridoo. 🥰🥰 The happy couple have shacked up together & now run a wildlife rescue & rehabilitation service called Sivike Sanctuary. They also have 4 lesbian koalas with chlamydia (named Matteo, Mario, Nick & Squidworth) 🏳️🌈🐨🐨🐨🐨🏳️🌈 The wildlife sanctuary is generously funded by donations & subscriptions to their wildly popular 24hour interactive livestream of all the heartwarming & unlikely animal friendships. 🥰💞 Everybody loves a heartwarming success story about adorable animals who have seen some shit & then gone on living their best lives with their fabulous new adopted families. 🥰🥰🥰
I love the concept of basing a set on giving advice, particularly with someone as talented as Matteo. It would be a dream to ask him and Nick about a problem I have!
I was literally laughing out loud at this! I didn't realize how much I needed a good laugh til my mom called while I was watching this and my stomach automatically tightened up. She's been on a rant lately, for about 30 years, and this really helped me decompress after talking to her. Can't wait to see Matteo in November! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I mean, it's none of my business, but you can just not pick up the phone and tell that your phone is acting up for some reason. Been doing it for years lol
@@BubblesXplode yeah I actually do that sometimes. One time she called me and I didn't answer so she called my husband! He said I was busy and listened to her so I wouldn't have to.
This is a spectacular special! as a person who also speaks italian & french i really adore your linguistic skills ! I know you are destined for greatness, and it is only going to get better! ciao
he's been working with a trainer for a while. his husband is extremely fit, so i think they probably work out together. i think the aussie trainer in one of his videos with nick last year is the guy he actually works with. (that episode was a RIOT, imagine nick working out! i laughed so hard that it hurt)
22:35 Jeff sounds gay and if his brothers gf’s family lives in Macao then they’re rich asf and I guarantee you they didn’t invite Jeff because the brothers gf’s family wouldn’t accept it.
I really REALLY loved nick’s bit. Hilarious! And what a nice treat. I was wondering if was in the audience and lo and behold of course he’s there supporting his best friend. You guys are fucking hilarious together. I’m also a big fan of the podcast. I could’ve watched an entire hour of this.
That first woman is so privileged lol. "Omg like he was just totally supportive of me all the time and loved me so much it was so annoying he's the worst"
I didnt read it like that at all. To me it sounded like they would go to see a movie and then he would ask "do you like it" and whatever her answer was, he would just agree, with no further elaboration. Go to restaurants? Same. He liked it or not, just the same as her. Everything is "nice" or "not nice" or "interesting " but he never added anything. After two months she probably knew NOTHING about him, because he would just copy her. So he either has zero personality, has weird passions that he wanted to hide or reveal later, OR he was faking because a third motivation. Would you really want to date your own male copycat version? I experienced something similar: at the end, you start feeling like they are moking you Edit. Someone suggested the woman's job is onlyfan. That make the whole situation more dangerous, because now he is a fan or her internet persona, and he could become angry at being left by his "idol". But also, this would tie with the "no credit card" comment from before, and in that case, she was hoping to find a sugar daddy, maybe? And he wasnt a right fit
Nice and supportive is great but there really are people with no real personality and all they do is follow you around praising you and it get's annoying. Nice is one thing, this is another
I cannot get enough of mateo I listen to him while getting ready for work he makes me smile and starts my day on a good note! The hair plug special is my fav died listening to the call of duty story and we must have more nick
Thank you Matteo for making me laugh, I really needed it right now. Your video pop up at the top of my feed when I was in a very low place and in spiral of anxiaty... your comedy pull me out if it when meditation videos couldn't. So thanks.
Mateo, I have worked at the VA hospital as a pharmacy tech, the pharmacists I worked with made IV antibiotics drug, Chemo IV bags in a sterile condition under a vented hood. They wear disposable sterile gowns to make this. This is where you’ll see them wear lab coat. In addition, most pharmacists graduate with PhD. They are chemist in real life. I’m not against your joke with pharmacists but I want you to be aware of some of their duties. I love your Advice Specials, I have watched them all many times. I love your show. Thank you for making me lol 😂
That was amazing!!! I’m going to rewatch this many times! And omg the song was so on point, you are so talented Matteo!! ❤️🙌✨ and how cool was it that Nick came up on stage!!
Nick went white during his anesthesia.. more white? Alabaster! Matteo’s voice sounds fierce! Check out his segment at the Metropolitan Opera House backstage… 🤩 😊
The feedback is so great. I went to one of those by another comedian in Berlin once and it was SO awkward because no one asked any questions or didn’t really engage. I felt like such secondhand embarrassment. This is great
"I can't see her, but yeah, sure" is such a straight guy answer! 😂
I just want to know how things went!! 😅
"I don't like everyone I see and I like everyone I don't see yet, until I see them." Such a gay thing
As a straight guy, that is def the type of shit I say.
"And you don't have chlamydia?" is such a good joke that went by unnoticed!
oh i just got it!
a koala joke, who would have thought
What should I laugh about it though? 😢
@@BBSOCUTE koalas (mainly an Australian animal) as a species are being threatened by chlamydia! the guy was australian so he asked the girl if she had chlamydia lol
@@wasabyMICH oh no poor Koalas 🐨 i never pet them and they could go extinct in the future? Oh naur
@@wasabyMICHConan Gray taught me this
The dude that the ChatGPT lady broke up with sounds like he got formally fired from a company
dodged a bullet ngl
can't tell which is worse, ppl using chatgpt to write romantic poems/letters and manipulating the other person into thinking they're someone they're not, or using it to break up instead of communicating (the most important skill in relationships)
That was tooo funny! 😂😂😂
@@en2336 I spent like an hour putting together a similar message for someone I'd been seeing for six ish months! Honestly, aside from those lines about "crucial aspects of a relationship," hers wasn't didn't seem that bad 🥲 I think I'd rather someone be using that to try developing some social skills than the guy I broke up with watching manosphere content 😩He waited like a month to message me back and asked to talk in person, which I'm like ok sure, then he acted like he thought in that month I'd forget I just didn't feel compatible...
...to be fair, I'd yelled at him within the first month and broke things off once before, then he waited a few months and asked to talk again. That time I was like...ok, fuck it, I was some d*ck. I got myself into therapy around the same time, though, and stg the therapist in one session was like "what do you even like about him!?"
It's been a few months since all this and I am happy to report I'm still single, not looking to mingle 😭gimme another couple years with therapy and chatGPT lmao
He got laid off from the relationship
it still boggles my frigin mind that netflix keeps telling you "no" when everyone and their nona says YAAAASSS GIRLLLLL!!! SOMEONE GIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL HUMAN A FRIGIN SPECIAL!!!!
I mean, he’s got a Netflix special, in ‘the stand ups’ I can’t remember which season
Please!
Yeah its so weird, his youtube is poppin the fuck off
@@NomSauce
Matteo is adorable and great with audience engagement. He deserves a big, promoted special.
this would do great on netflix. love this dudes energy
Leila HAS to be a robot. There's no way a human could actually like so dramatic but also so detached; that's a chatbot running around in human skin
-omg he was also a chatbot. They would have been perfect for each other if they weren't from opposing companies
Most straight American women act like this now 😂 I mean Mateo called it out in the audience
Robot or just an OF girl. Her vague responses and calling the guy a "fan"...? Like, come on...
The ChatGPT woman sounds like she has never interacted with another human before.
What a wild ride! It sounded like she was the one to avoid. 😅
I can't imagine this dude she was dumping hanging on her every "word"...
@@robbied9239 even after the dude she's dating responded, "can you call to discuss this...?"
Haha it’s empathetic not empathic
There is NO straight man on this planet who’d read that rant. 😂😂
"He has to look like me.'"
🚩⚠⛔☢🚫☣
RIGHT?!?
Those people are complete dumpster fires
A big gay red flag 🚩 I never heard a straight person say that about their partner 😂
@@DiamondFlame45 thats like wanting their wife to look like their own mother. SCARY
@@ghomerhustactually it’s natural to end up with someone like your parents, from an evolutionary standpoint.
She works on the Internet, says the ex boyfriend behaves like a fan and complains he doesn't have a credit card. She's a "Only Fans" model
lol. That’s what I was thinking 😂
😂😂😂
*dammmnnn* 😂😂😂
“He’s a fan” makes so much more sense now.
Yeah. I was surprised Matteo didn’t pick up on that early.
“Haemorrhoids? Nick get your ass up here” i don’t know how many times you need to get haemorrhoids to be considered an expert and im too scared to ask
Hemorrhoids doesn't go away, it's your veins becoming emflamed and it hardly ever goes back to normal
Having it once makes you an expert. That’s how unpleasant it is.
I can't be sure, but is it some kind of flex that Nick almost immediately made a point of sitting down?
After zhe surgery your ass stings like a bitch and wearing womens pads for bleeding.. whole drama
I wonder if that the origin story of Nick being a top 😂
Okay, I am now super invested in the blind date between the Australian and Sivan.
They need to check back in with us….
I’m rooting so hard for those crazy kids 😏👀
In the comments for the same reason. Matteo, what happened??
The ChatGPT lady sent bro a college rejection letter💀
Good call gumby
All but the dating over 40 one. I found my soul mate when I was 45, no games, the one! Anyone out there, don’t give up.
I almost didn't recognise Nick without a blouse! There was was a weird mix of people in the audience who probably thought this was group therapy and not a comedy night as some of the questions were wild!
Psychotherapist and her disrespectful husband do not sound like they will last...
I really appreciate that little bit where Matteo says that some people enjoy being alone and not everyone has to find somebody 💚💚💚
Matteo has the quickest wit I've ever heard, and the pipes of an angel, easy on the eyes.........God has favorites, for sure
Agreed!
Yes, agreed as well!!
The first woman sounded like she was generated THROUGH ChatGPT😭😭😭😭
Matteos Pokémon impressions are my new favorite thing
We need a whole bit! Or just audience challenge to get him to do it for a question = take a shot.
That hit me out of left field lmfao
I've heard the Broadway singing, the foreign languages and accents, but the Jigglypuff was a shocker 😂
The psychotherapist couple.... that question was hella inappropriate, awkward and disrespectful.... you did good not responding damn 😬
They’re divorcing after that…. Ain’t no way lol
And then by saying the guy should be in prison, because he's clearly unhinged. Matteo has his number.
I came here for these comments. I hope that woman dumped his ass after the show, what a piece of crap to pull that kind of shit.
That couple were whispering to each other after that question and the wife didn't seem bothered. I guess the husband's used to her wife's unhinged patient stories. I know there's a doctor-patient confidentiality but she must have told him horror stories with a different name.
That man must have heard everything for him to ask Mateo that question seemingly unbothered.
It seemed edited after their question. I wonder what happened. 🍿
I never thought I’d categorize Nick as the big guns, Matteo brought out the big guns & it was a perfect cameo.
It’s okay, he’s tall enough to be
Nick’s guns are about his blouse sleeves, not actual arms (which are mostly for decoration). I love nick so much
I literally forgot I did this😂
You are a FANTASTIC storyteller I live for your cameos in Matteo's standups
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Lookin good, Nick!
You were so good!
Nick your story was the absolute best😂😂 I died 🤣
Wish Mike shouted "I'm looking for someone that recognises that a koala is not a bear"
That's what I was thinking
drop bears on the other hand . . .
@@funcats1999I heard drop bears are really active this time of year
It’s a koala bear
@@lydiania4872no it’s not. Koalas are not bears, they are marsupials
"Babe wake up, a new Advice Special just dropped"
Why is babe always asleep? jesus christ, ever video on youtube, i swear...
You keep on repeating old jokes you once read on the internet, that's why she's asleep 😅
SHOW IDEA! I need Matteo and Nick (and maybe a few other folks like Bob) to host a matchmaking crowd work show. I think it would be HYSTERICAL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg yes please!!! Who needs Tinder when you have Matteo and Nick! He can be the antithesis of Daniel Sloss' Jigsaw special (that broke up 1000s of couples - that needed to be broken up)!
Honestly I'd show up
Yesssss!
Literally laughed out load that "intelligent" was misspelled in the captions. I'm assuming intentional, but a good joke even if not
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got a kick out of that. 😂
Thought I was the only one who caught that!
Laughed out...load? Damn, wish I'd enjoy comedy as much as you do
@ruyijinottypingallofthat
This comment is the mvp
I don’t think it was intentional, they also misspelled hemorrhoids and referral
"Unfortunately, after careful consideration I have decided not to move forward with this relationship." Was the text message I sent to an ex at midnight after a few drinks.
your inebriated eloquence is admirable though 🤣
Haha! Yeah! You go girl! Fuck that guy! 😂😂 Men don't have feelings anyway. That wasn't a human being. Honestly, you should have just cheated.
At least it wasn’t multiple paragraphs 😂
@@oanadorina19 @anywallsocket Lmao 🤣 Thank you. I think I just basically copied the format of all the rejection emails from employers who decided not to hire me 🤣
What was the reaction?
Nick is f'n hilarious. I love Matteo and how he's given Nick a little spotlight. He should take Nick on tour with him just for a little bit of crowd work. Especially to Albuquerque in November 😉
Psh, Nick is the star. He might be able to fit Matteo in for a short introduction.
he DOES take nick on tour with him! I got to see both of them live at the kennedy center on his recent tour. A+ show, def recommend!
@@sparklypoof Omg, yes! That makes me happy 😊
Matteo's side eye is a thing of wonder
I never learn my lesson of not eating or drinking while watching Matteo. I just choked on my water again.
you're hopeless!
he probably wanted to call to discuss because that message was so weird that any normal person would think she'd been kidnapped lol
I mean if someone I knew sent a long, rambling, clearly AI generated text like that out of the blue I'd be sus too.
"Matchmaking" should legit become a special show!
Leila: I also work in Internet
Everyone: webcam
Right...I was like she is on OF.
Her name is Leila Swallows 😂😂😂
@@carveylovermy thoughts exactly..... And the ex is a fan 👀👀👀 GUUURRRLL
As a pharmacist: 1) loved the dragging through the mud😂 2) I sympathize with that dude tbh. A pharmacy has less employees running it than a McDonalds except with a pharmacy you are already starting the day with hundreds of prescriptions to do on top of the ones that come in in the day. All you need is one screw up, usually insurance, and the day is out the window.
As an MD-PharmD, I am shocked that he is allowed to work while being high. Like that drug stays in your system. 99% of all doctors can never do what pharmacists do, but it isn't as stressful as actually being a doctor. He should not be high or coming down when working.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeIt stays in your system for up to 3 months, but it only keeps you high for a few hours. So the length of time it stays in your system is irrelevant to your sobriety.
Come to Australia and learn about life without the worry of health insurance as a factor in medication
Yeah I am sure that is nice but many of the stressors here in the states are also felt abroad because of the nature of the job regardless of where it’s practiced. Just doing a google search I found a 2023 study indicating a large percentage of Australian pharmacists not looking to practice within the coming 10 years, many of the cited reasons are the same ones seen in the states.
Matteo's chin getting more sharper each time he uploads a new video.
it's because of carbonara
Matteo is looking fantastic. He’s cut his hair since this taping.
I don’t think it’s implants to his chin, perhaps it’s more sculpting to the beard area leading to his existing chin. He’s talked about his hair/beard work openly.
Matteo looks fantastic.
Does him being handsome make you upset?
Extra protein?
@@Narniabusiness1 could be. Seems like Rodrigo is having a good effect on Matteo’s work out 👍
We need a follow up on Mike and SIlvan!
Yes!!!!!!
Yes, please! I have to know. He recorded this like 3 months ago, I think he said. So much has to have happened.
💘💘 UPDATE:
Sivan showed Mike her map of Tasmania & Mike circumnavigated it while demonstrating the handy circular breathing skills he'd picked up while learning to play the didgeridoo. 🥰🥰
The happy couple have shacked up together & now run a wildlife rescue & rehabilitation service called Sivike Sanctuary.
They also have 4 lesbian koalas with chlamydia (named Matteo, Mario, Nick & Squidworth)
🏳️🌈🐨🐨🐨🐨🏳️🌈
The wildlife sanctuary is generously funded by donations & subscriptions to their wildly popular 24hour interactive livestream of all the heartwarming & unlikely animal friendships.
🥰💞
Everybody loves a heartwarming success story about adorable animals who have seen some shit & then gone on living their best lives with their fabulous new adopted families.
🥰🥰🥰
@@MungoBungo00 This was made with chat gpt 😂
It'll never last. No self respecting Aussie is gonna date someone that thinks a Koala is a bear
I'm literally gonna cry I can't wait to celebrate pride month with this absolute monarch butterfly of a comedian to start it off!
Same 😭
sameeee❤️
Monarch butterfly- this perfectly describes him 🥹🥹🥹😍😍
Where are you gonna celebrate it at?
Ong yes
I love the concept of basing a set on giving advice, particularly with someone as talented as Matteo. It would be a dream to ask him and Nick about a problem I have!
I was literally laughing out loud at this! I didn't realize how much I needed a good laugh til my mom called while I was watching this and my stomach automatically tightened up. She's been on a rant lately, for about 30 years, and this really helped me decompress after talking to her. Can't wait to see Matteo in November! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I mean, it's none of my business, but you can just not pick up the phone and tell that your phone is acting up for some reason. Been doing it for years lol
@@BubblesXplode yeah I actually do that sometimes. One time she called me and I didn't answer so she called my husband! He said I was busy and listened to her so I wouldn't have to.
Listen. Any time human squidard makes an appearance is a win in my book. Matteo you are one of the best to do it these days, love your work!!!!!
I just can't with Matteo, he need to put out advice specials like every month! 😂
I lost it at "and you need to be jailed" 🤣
Imagine being the guy that got the ChatGPT message and you watch this.
“Please understand…” chat GPT taking lines from Nintendo I see
Matteo says things under his breath that we are all thinking🤣👍
Nick's story has all the elements that make you feel solid empathy with a side dish of hilarity. Bravo.
Matteo Lane brings me joy. I am keeping him!
You know it's gonna be a wild and incredible ride of a Matteo comedy special when some of the very first advice he gives is "do meth" 😂😂😂
This should have been called the bicep special, because Matteo's arms are PUMPED.
(14:16) the misspelling of intelligent as "intelegent" is sending me. 😂
Let’s not forget “hemroids”
This is a spectacular special! as a person who also speaks italian & french i really adore your linguistic skills ! I know you are destined for greatness, and it is only going to get better! ciao
The sheer delight on Matteo's face when Nick gets to the point in the story where It Happens - priceless
Matteo would be perfect for “Who’s Line Is It Anyways?” … making up songs impromptu 👍👍
Starting off Pride Month with a BANG!
absolutely, great way to kick off the fun! these advice specials are just a riot
Really looking forward to The Advice Special 5!
I was already laughing and loving the special and THEN Nick joined. What have we done to be so blessed?
Matteo and Nick is a pairing made in queer heaven. Love them both with my entire soul
The irony that "intelligent" is continually misspelled 👌🏽
22:43
When he leans in and the girl tells him where the place is 😂 I can’t haha
YOOO ANOTHER ADVICE SPECIAL LETS GO, LOVE YOU MATTEO
His biceps look bigger now.
he's been working with a trainer for a while. his husband is extremely fit, so i think they probably work out together. i think the aussie trainer in one of his videos with nick last year is the guy he actually works with. (that episode was a RIOT, imagine nick working out! i laughed so hard that it hurt)
right?!!
The left or the right 🤔😊😅😂
That's the first thing I noticed
I met Rectal Rockstar at a med conference. And I reference his presentations with colleagues all the time! He's amazing.
Omg I laughed so hard. Potato never fails me 🤣🤣🤪🤣
Girl that works on the internet answering like “where do you work? real life” wouldn’t be the oddest response
22:35 Jeff sounds gay and if his brothers gf’s family lives in Macao then they’re rich asf and I guarantee you they didn’t invite Jeff because the brothers gf’s family wouldn’t accept it.
Wow! That song at the end summarizing everyone's stories! What a great memory and incredible talent! ❤❤❤
I really REALLY loved nick’s bit. Hilarious! And what a nice treat. I was wondering if was in the audience and lo and behold of course he’s there supporting his best friend. You guys are fucking hilarious together. I’m also a big fan of the podcast. I could’ve watched an entire hour of this.
Matteo Lane is comedy gold!! Thank you for consistently feeding us these top-tier specials ❤
16:28 Pharmacists do have a lot of anxiety, because they have to cover doctor mistakes 😅
Think about nurses
The Rectal Rockstar about to blow up
Now in Pokémon cosplay version
"Jutson" is the best made-up name I've ever heard, though.
😂😂😂
"God Bless you" 😂
That first woman is so privileged lol. "Omg like he was just totally supportive of me all the time and loved me so much it was so annoying he's the worst"
I didnt read it like that at all. To me it sounded like they would go to see a movie and then he would ask "do you like it" and whatever her answer was, he would just agree, with no further elaboration. Go to restaurants? Same. He liked it or not, just the same as her. Everything is "nice" or "not nice" or "interesting " but he never added anything. After two months she probably knew NOTHING about him, because he would just copy her. So he either has zero personality, has weird passions that he wanted to hide or reveal later, OR he was faking because a third motivation. Would you really want to date your own male copycat version? I experienced something similar: at the end, you start feeling like they are moking you
Edit. Someone suggested the woman's job is onlyfan. That make the whole situation more dangerous, because now he is a fan or her internet persona, and he could become angry at being left by his "idol".
But also, this would tie with the "no credit card" comment from before, and in that case, she was hoping to find a sugar daddy, maybe? And he wasnt a right fit
@@glitch84-i agree, i understand how someone who is constantly passive and never forms their own opinions might be annoying
Nice and supportive is great but there really are people with no real personality and all they do is follow you around praising you and it get's annoying.
Nice is one thing, this is another
Matteo is hilarious!! I hope Mike and Sivan had a nice date
That doctor is in a throuple and this is the thirstiest bottom story I’ve ever heard like wow🤣💀😭
I cannot get enough of mateo I listen to him while getting ready for work he makes me smile and starts my day on a good note! The hair plug special is my fav died listening to the call of duty story and we must have more nick
James: Jiggly puff, use Anesthetic! 🎶
Thank you Matteo for making me laugh, I really needed it right now. Your video pop up at the top of my feed when I was in a very low place and in spiral of anxiaty... your comedy pull me out if it when meditation videos couldn't. So thanks.
At 14:17 I love that the captions misspell „intelligent“ confidently as „intelegent“ … of all the words … but maybe that’s the Australian spelling. 🤣
Absolutely hysterical. Amazingly hilarious references with perfect timing. Another classic!! ☺️✨🙌
Nick calling Bob The Drag Queen when having a hemorrhoid surgery problem is absolutely iconic and I was not expecting that to happen at all💀
33:24 - some people enjoy being alone - THANK YOU 🙌
Especially when all the people who've come into your life are human dumpster fires!
This started at 100 mph and I’m LIVING for it 😂😂😂
"I enjoy being alone" (crying inside)
So pumped for this special. Sal yesterday and now Matteo. LFG!!
An appropriate way to start pride month if you ask me lol
Honestly bless Nick for being so open lmao
00:37 - Q :
06:58 - From Florence
07:45 - Q : Matchmaker
09:18 - Over 40 advice
09:49 - Joe
10:55 - Jutson
11:34 - Sivan
12:12 - NYC new Mike 13:15 - 14:45 - A risk ?
15:00 - FABULOUS
15:23 - Tara
17:00 - Cathy
18:05 - Long distance
18:35 - Ask mom
19:32 - Psychotherapist
21:19 - Invite Jeff Macao Macau or Macao
23:45 -
24:30 - Nick
32:35 -
thank you!
Mateo, I have worked at the VA hospital as a pharmacy tech, the pharmacists I worked with made IV antibiotics drug, Chemo IV bags in a sterile condition under a vented hood. They wear disposable sterile gowns to make this. This is where you’ll see them wear lab coat. In addition, most pharmacists graduate with PhD. They are chemist in real life. I’m not against your joke with pharmacists but I want you to be aware of some of their duties. I love your Advice Specials, I have watched them all many times. I love your show. Thank you for making me lol 😂
We 👏🏻want 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 follow 👏🏻 up 👏🏻 on 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 blind 👏🏻 date !
And FFS Give Matteo his Netflix Special !
omG the james/meowth/jigglypuff bit had me in stitches STAHP LMAO
Some people really do enjoy being alone 😊
This guy is seriously brilliant and he deserves a comedy special
The only thing that possibly could have made this better would have been bringing out Cathy Mitchell to make a Turbo Cooker recipe.
That was amazing!!! I’m going to rewatch this many times! And omg the song was so on point, you are so talented Matteo!! ❤️🙌✨ and how cool was it that Nick came up on stage!!
Absolutely love this! Makes my Saturday morning all that more fun! Can't get enough of these advice specials 😍
Thanks
How is he so fast with everything 😭✋
So good 🔥
these matteo lane specials are truly, the gifts that keep on giving - thank you.
Nick went white during his anesthesia.. more white? Alabaster!
Matteo’s voice sounds fierce! Check out his segment at the Metropolitan Opera House backstage… 🤩 😊
The feedback is so great. I went to one of those by another comedian in Berlin once and it was SO awkward because no one asked any questions or didn’t really engage. I felt like such secondhand embarrassment.
This is great
Went to his show here in Rome at Apr 30th and gotta say, he made my whole day, I need to see a live soon again 😩
Best line: "Is he hot?" , "I would" PRICELESS!