Matteo Lane - Italians, Germans, And The French
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If the aliens ever land, I vote we send Matteo to represent the human race. He’s a gem, and he probably already speaks the language ❤
Matteo should have played Amy Adams’ role in Arrival
He's our best specimen. The man can cook, sing, dance and drag 🤯
@@Scorpionic_ and he's genuinely a NICE guy!
And he's super cute, too.
@@Scorpionic_ he does drag too?? I need to see this!
As a gay, Italian-American living in Luxembourg on the French border, I don’t know if I feel seen or attacked by this bit. 😂😂😂❤
I’ve seen a guy in the comments who has the same comment as you. Are you friends? I mean there can’t be many gay Italians in Luxemburg
@@blueqiqi but gay Italian-American? How often are these 3 variables together happening in a country with 640.000 citizens?
This is one of the obscurest "As a..." comments I've ever seen.
¿Por que no Los dos?
@@blueqiqi there aren't a lot of people in Luxemburg. It's a burg! Its a duchy! It's the richest country in the EU! [Watch your back. Ireland is making a play on y'all]
This guy could EASILY HOST THE OSCARS. Wow, what an amazing comedian and i love how effortlessly he engages with the crowd. You could literally just watch him talk to people all day and not be bored.
I would LOVE to see him as a host. But I’m not sure how many American’s are ready for an Italian/Spanish homosexual who can also speak French and does drag host the academy awards 😂
I’d love to see it though. I’m so glad I finally stumbled across him. ❤
As long as he keep Will Smith's wife's name out his fu**ing mouth 😂😂😂😂
They need to start doing this, getting people who are charismatic but lesser known to do it. Moribund enterprise otherwise
Especially in Italian or French
🎯💯
“You can always tell Germans in Italy. All sunburned and 10 feet tall. “🤣
🤣🤣🤣
sunburnt
He said 10 feet taller than everybody else 🤣
🤣🤣🤣😕😕😂😂
Also they wear white socks and sandals
Someone give Matteo a nextfix special, he is so much funnier than some of the people on there!
They said no 😂😂
That is their loss! You should make your own I would pay for it 😂🤣 Love from Vancouver!!! I need to see one of your sets live!
@@matteolanecomedy They should reconsider! Love from Nashville!
Netflix said no?!? Idiots. The comedy and improvisation are spectacular, but being able to speak all the languages is impressive as hell. 🤗🖖💕
They say no??!?! ... someday is not doing their job properly at Netflix... They'll come back and you, Matteo, should charge double your initial offer.
“Oh… hi boyfriend.” Absolutely killed me 🤣
the obvious disappointment....
"France" "Really, Italy??? 😒" I was a crying mess at that point!!! Love from Rome! 🇮🇹
Well at least they will cook some decent food….
@@MaximilianvonPinneberg
As long as the French guy isn't too French... if he is, he'll try to mess up the Italian recipes by adding butter and cream everywhere... The horror.
@@Libellulaire he is a lawyer. real job. it's the other one who do the research.
My husband is German. It is exactly like that. Not only does he want to know what we will do from the start to finish, each of the things are also fixed, like a contract that you sign with your blood. He goes crazy when I say “well, let’s go with the flow” hahaha
How can you say ‘just go with the flow’? That is not an answer. Can you imagine if the trains went with their flow?
@@MaximilianvonPinnebergwenn sie das machen würden wären sie evtl pünktlich
@@keysmash_roaI am always flabbergasted when a German casts a joke - this one just caught me off guard 😅
Absolutely 😅 Germans need a clear concept and a precise strategy for basically ANYthing. I'm being perceived as awfully rude for being 10 to 15 minutes late so often (I'm from Germany, but have Polish roots). Everybody REALLY thinks that I plan this upfront, that I am doing it on purpose in order to hurt and disrespect them or being manipulative (!). I'm just more disorganized in contrast to most Germans, DAMMIT!! 😂😂😂
Hahaha! You should see Germans living in Colombia.
They learn to talk with strangers on the line at the supermarket, to kiss everyone hello even if they've just met them, to go to a country house to do NOTHING over the weekend, to get to places 5 minutes late and know they'll have to wait. It's a rough adjustment, but they get to a compromise after 7 years.😂
Imagine being this funny for 15 mins straight, completely improvised. New fan, but hard fan here.
Yeah I’m also hard for him
@@ohboilien That didn't take long! 🤣
So being funny 15 minutes gay is not good enough for you?
The jokes werent tho, he made those before
so hard
Matteo is so animated, I could understand 80% of the conversations in languages I don't speak
That's called "being Italian" xD
Me undersrand just 30% 😭
He is not animated, he is just Italian!!! How do you think Italians travel the world without speaking the language? :D
@@glosc How do you shut up an Italian ? Tie up his hands.
Body goes a long way. You can travel literally anywhere, just have to be patient. You can figure it out. It's really fun tbh.
Did the line "he is risen" go over the audience's head. That was hilarious. I love me some Matteo. This was absolutely a master piece. Well done lad 👏👌.
In other sets, that punchline is subtly accompanied by his hand over his fly, and rising at the wrist. I think that helps some audiences along, though you and I got it immediately. 😉
It is a very good punchline.
I'm sure people everyone got it, it's just not that funny.
I thought the same thing!!! 😂
I caught it and was embarrassed by my own slightly shame filled laughter!
I can’t get enough of the German date. I’m still laughing.
The little "haha" sends me. It's such a stupid and stereotypical joke really but it makes me laugh so much.
4 languages and choosing to be professionally clever and snarky. Excellent.
He’s also been a chef, a painter, and he’s a classically trained opera singer! So talented!
4 languages, or in Luxembourgish: Almost enough to become a cashier. 😉
What's his fourth?
@@FrogeniusW.G. french, german, italian and english
@@scottsebera4796 No, not English. He failed at basic spelling on his video's thumbnail.
My mother is Italian. There is nothing closer to the truth than that milk line.
Yes, I felt that one too :)
Oh yeah? So who's infant have you killed ?
Trust me, Italian women are caring and loving people, but don’t make them angry. You don’t want to experience that 😂 We are passionate and very expressive, so it can be scary from a foreign perspective.
Source: I am an Italian woman
@@chingchengtzu Sicilian, and Calabrian.
Same, her sister died recently and despite living in the same area she hadn’t spoken to her in decades. She just shrugged about it and said the same thing she always says about her sister, which I won’t repeat here.
As a German I have to make one correction to the portrayal of our dates:
We don't watch the Office, we watch Tatort or Lindenstraße
Und Der Alte
office is halt stromberg
@@patsybling020 Derrick
Alarm für cobra 11
😆 😂
As an Italian/Sicilian that lives in the UK and speaks French as well, this was a delight. Got to follow in all the languages, but German 😅. Loved the sense of humour, was clever and not offensive at all. Please keep up the good work 😊
This guy is intelligent AND funny. What a gift for languages! That whole thing was just a breath of fresh air!
Its not a Gift ,in Europe you can speak at least 3 lenguages
Not intelligent enough to get the basic spelling correct on his video's thumbnail.
To be funny you have to be intelligent first so it doesn't surprise me
No he’s not
@@artiaslari5594 he's from the US
the "he has risen" line did NOT get enough laughs
Agreed!
I almost choked laughing if that matters
And the “whatever you wear a dress” 😂
In Dutch, your crotch is called your kruis. It means cross, because of the seams in your trousers making a cross.
So, cross and crotch are both called kruis.
One day, a teacher in our classroom had received a Jesus-necklace in the mail from some Evangelic-promoting-peeps that wanted to give everyone a rosearynecklace and she wore it.
But she was a bigbellied and bigbreasted woman and Jesus kept falling in between her breasts and sinking lower, until fully swallowed by them.
So, she asked the neighbour if she could have her roseary and brought it to school the next day, putting them together and making a long, very long necklace that fit over her breasts and hung a bit below her bellybutton.
Another teacher helped her with some extra clips, thereby making it even longer and at some point, when she tried showing it off (and noticed it was too long) the other teacher asked what was hanging from the necklace.
"Jesus hanging on the cross", she answered. The other teacher replied; 'He's hanging on the cross alright...' and pointed at Jesus dangling right in front of her ladyparts.
The teacher exclaimed; 'Oh no, it was the tits yesterday and now Jesus on the cross!' and they both got such a giggling attack that it didn't stop for half an hour.
I don't know why they were teachers, because we learned jackshit from those two, but I think of the story whenever I see a roseary-necklace.
Amen!
German gay guy here. Matteo, you are hilarious. You're depiction of european cultures or more or less stereotyps are funny as hell and your crowd work.... "ouch" Chefs kiss! You're an example that the "uncultured closed minded amurican!" is just a stereotyp. Loved it, love your personality...
Dutch hetereosexual female here. I want to believe that closeminded muricans are a stereotype, but I keep _only_ encountering those in my city. I live 5 minutes away from Amsterdam, that might be the reason, but OH are they rude and paranoid about us, yelling that they think our houses will collapse on them or that the water is poison without chlorine. Not to mention, the ones that want me to thank them for 'saving them' and then they get upset when I point out that was Canada (thankyou Canada!)
If any American are reading this; Send your friendly ones! I bet they exist and I want to meet one.
The Germans I've met so far were very friendly btw. Birckenstocks, TheNorthFace-jackets, bicycle-helmets and slightly marching during walking. I love it when a German tourist has practiced their 'dankjewel' even if it sounds like 'Dankawell.' Liebe Grüße von die KäseNachbarn!
@@Widdekuu91 🤣 wow so thats the stereotyps about germans around netherlands. Interessting and some how funny...
Yeah its true, here are some groups that digging that style...
But not the majority actually. And thats the whole point if stereotyps aren't they? Yeah there are muricans that behaving like that but not the majority in Amerika. Confirmation Bias and all that jazz, I think...
groetjes van de aardappelen uit de buurt
@@vincentpollmann3191 Haha, yeah probably, I hope I just ´missed´ a lot of wellbehaved tourists walking around silently that were wellcamouflaged Americans. And Germans for that matter. Although I have yet to see a German misbehave on holiday. Even in Amsterdam I haven´t seen a German "go wild" but who knows in the future :P
@@Widdekuu91 🤣🤣🤣 well what can I say ... some stereotyps are actually true. We are wellbehaving bit just until someone isn't respecting the reservation of a sun lounger at the pool by a towel, placed there in the earlier hours.
And that is actually a true thing here.
@@Widdekuu91 by northface you mean jack Wolfskin?
As an Irish women who speaks French and Italian and lived in Italy and now live in America,he hits these skits so good 😊
I’m Irish as well. What county are you from?
@@cityhawk Galway, hbu
@@Bardaisboutique Cork. Mother from Skibbereen. Father from Midleton.
@@cityhawk no flies on you so lol, people's Republic of Cork
@@Bardaisboutique Yeah, I keep them away with insect spray. 😝
I like that Matteo seems genuinely interested in the people in the audience, not just to riff off of, which of course he does hilariously. The dive into the Italian/French couple was gold.
duh, that's his punchline.
And he’s a genius. How many languages does he even speak!?
Matteo's ability to engage with an audience is amazing. He has a great energy. If I were in New York, I'd definitely go see him in person.
Truly the king of crowd work
I thought you wrote,” I would go see him in prison “ 😂🤦♀️. I mean, he would be great company in prison 🤷♀️
I've never seen anyone be able to improvise for 14 minutes keeping the audience engaged the whole time and coming up with jokes that are funnier than staged bits. I'm truly impressed!
I’ve watched this so many times, and it’s funny every time! The gay Italian and French couple who speak English to each other at home are definitely cooking fettuccini Alfredo together.
Thanks so much for stitching the short clips back into the original set, and sharing it! The flow, the context, make it all even better, and it was pretty darn great even in bits and pieces.
Ikrrrrr😂I tried looking for the short clips to show my friend but I noticed everything was back together, I enjoyed this better.
As a half French gay person living in Luxembourg, and having visited NYC... I feel seen 😂
I read this as "as a half gay French person" lol
🤣
@@mischr13 All French are half gay, that's true.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
@@Jumpoable looks like you don't know the French.
That "bonjour, I have a question" killed me lol
As someone who speaks French, English and Italian and currently trying to learn German, this speaks to my soul. Also good improv !
You and Gianmarco have perfected the art of crowd work and I could watch both of you do your own entire specials just of that.
ua-cam.com/video/V8yjA_7H-Rc/v-deo.html enjoy!
Check out Drew Lynch if you like crowd work.
I feel the same about Ashley Gavin and Jessica Kirson too!
Taylor Tomlinson has good crowd work too. Although this guy beats both Gianmarco and Taylor imo.
Andrew Schultz
As a French person who's lived in several European countries, this was hilarious. xD
As and Italian person who has lived in a few European countries, I agree 😂
As a French person who can understand the four langages he used, I had a whale of a time. He ought to know , in the end we always end up using English. My daughter is French and lives in Germany with a Spanish flatmate, guess what...
Same! Understanding all of those languages makes it even funnier. He needs a European tour.
AND YOU CHOSE ENGLISH?! god this has me wheezing 😂❤
Regarding fettuccine Alfredo, it WAS invented in Italy at a restaurant in Rome, but it's still very much not a thing in the country and has since become an American thing. Modern fettuccine Alfredo was invented by Alfredo Di Lelio. In 1892, Alfredo Di Lelio began to work in a restaurant that was located in Piazza Rosa and run by his mother Angelina. Di Lelio invented "fettuccine al triplo burro" (later named "fettuccine all'Alfredo" or "fettuccine Alfredo") in 1907 or 1908 in an effort to entice his wife, Ines, to eat after giving birth to their first child Armando. Alfredo added extra butter or "triplo burro" to the fettuccine when mixing it together for her.
Piazza Rosa disappeared in 1910 following the construction of the Galleria Colonna/Sordi, and the restaurant was forced to close. Di Lelio later opened his own restaurant, Alfredo alla Scrofa (which still exists today), then called "Alfredo", in 1914 on the via della Scrofa in central Rome. The dish gained popularity in the US when two American actors (Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford) visited the restaurant while on their honeymoon in 1920.
Yes, I saw some sort of documentary about this years ago.
Yes, Matteo visited Alfredo alla Scrofa in Roma over a year ago and posted it. His remaining complaint is that after Hollywood stars brought it to the USA, American versions went awry.
Rome is not representative of the whole country, is all I'm gonna say to that. The guy from Milano probably didn't eat it at home
Matteo is amazing at improv and impressions and brutal hilarious honesty simultaneously. Always feel lucky when I go to the cellar and he is performing.
Is he a regular there?
You've seen him *live* ? Oh you lucky bastard lol 😁
Handsome, cultured, intelligent, funny & a master of improv comedy. First class in every possible sense. This guy deserves all the praise & accolades. 🎉😍🤩
And have you heard him sing??? Mind blowing!!!
@@KattMurr he’s so talented. The full package 😁
Except he’s gay. No thanks
@@bradcallahan3546 c'mon man, really?
@@jonavanderpal You're acting like I said something wrong. Maybe do a reality check
As a swede, laughing out loud while watching this alone, is top grade. This guy is hilarious!
This is AMAZING. I have seen these smaller clips split up, but never all together. Matteo is actually insanely intelligent. Just to be able to switch between 4 different languages, with accents, and appropriate cultural references, while being funny AF, all on the fly... and sometimes throws in some opera singing too. Like, WTAF. Dude is brilliant!!!! So much charm and naturally hilarious. My spirit animal 100%
You ARE cultured. Your accents in italian and french are so perfect, it's uncanny. Congrats.
His French accent is far from perfect but he gets an A for effort!
@@MsZephyra His Italian accent as well but not bad for an American, really.
Lol his italian accent isn’t that great either 😂
@@marcoluppo5783 girl isn’t he literally Italian
@@asddewijklc He’s American/ Italian. His accent doesn’t sound native Italian.
Hilarious set. Also impressed that Matteo can so flawlessly switch languages and that he is fluent in so many!
You’re impressed he speaks Latin in different fonts?
@@Tu51ndBl4d3 can you do that?
Welcome to Europe 😅😉 most of us speak two or three languages ( I speak four fluently but I went to a linguistic lycaeum )
@@Tu51ndBl4d3 how many “fonts” do you speak? 😒
I love a multilingual artist of any type. He's hilarious.
As an Italian-British with a French boyfriend, I loved this segment. Yes, my boyfriend and I speak mostly English and yes I'm the one learning French, his language 😂
Matteo: “What do I have to do in order to impress the French? Go back in time and be born there?”
It would help.
Moderately
I like how he put so much effort into his French and Italian and then he got to German and you could tell he only cared about the chalk
Maybe that’s because his German sucks….
@@followp well I was actually impressed - pretty sure if he would put an effort into it he would learn pretty quick.
@@followp It really doesn't. Sure, foreign accent and all (sounding French, actually, which is funny bc I've met a couple US Americans who end up sounding French in German) but it's not like his accent in either French or Italian is authentic. But he's able to hold a conversation in at least 4 languages, even if the German bit was short.... "suck" is totally unfair.
Nah it doesnt suck. It sounds a bit weird but you can understand him. Besides the guy speaks multiple languages give him a break.
@@MellonVeganAs an Italian - he is very fluent, of course he's got an American accent but underneath it you can also hear... a Roman accent.
My boyfriend and I watched this last night and we laughed so hard!! What a talent. Matteo is truly funny and brilliant.
To be this funny, in multiple languages, no less? He gets my vote.
I was so impressed Matteo speaks Spanish and Italian, but now French too?! Amazing!
And German! Wtf
his french is not bad either! it's pretty beginner level and he's doing okay on the accent, he just sounds a little Italian when he speaks french 😂
@@rencat7075 an Italian accent is better than an English accent in French
@@poppyseeds439
Mais non! Pourquoi tu dis ça?😉
The bits are always hilarious but whenever he switches languages it’s just honestly really impressive. I’ve got to get my boyfriend to flirt with me in Spanish more
Do you like bits?
as an Italian, this was a blast. what a great piece of stand up to feel represented! loved your european culture
So nice to hear multiple languages, it breaks the glass walls of the American audience.
This guy is epic, four, five languages. It's awesome, also the fact he didn't even have this planned as a skit...
The completely defeated "bonsoir" made my soul leave my body!!
Kudos for speaking other languages! Knowing about the cultures of other countries gives you the advantage of throwing shade where it hurts and they appreciate it. It says a lot when people from other countries come to see you. You managed to unify this crowd through knowing other languages and found a way to make it work. You ARE cultured by opening up and giving other languages a chance. "A different language is a different vision of life”, as fellow Italian Federico Fellini once said. As for hottest languages, Spanish is definitely up there. It is related to Italian and French after all. Find the right Spanish-speaking person with the right accent and it's all over.
Matteo also speaks Spanish coz he's half Mexican lol
God damn, he described my german routine too well
I've seen people being good at improvising but this is a whole new level of mastery.
He’s an immediate-release antidepressant! God bless you Matteo ❤
You like it when your daddy Matteo gives ya release do ya?
YES!!!!
🎉
Stumbled on this by "accident" in Switzerland. This guy is so funny and what a great improv with the audience. He is so much better than most well known people that waste our time on TV. I speak German, French, Italian, English and Spanish and his language skills and pronunciation are spectacular. I hope to see more from Matteo!
Hello from Switzerland as well. Just stumbled over Matteo. He's such a gem. ☺️
Matteo? Your assessment of the german people is 100% on point. Sometimes i wake up at night, and wander onto the Autobahn, only to measure if the spaces between the white guidelines are consistant in lengh or not. My clock adjusts its own time according to my poop schedule. We invented the checkered quad paper, but quickly abandoned it again, because it was too chaotic for us. Our foreplay is an half hour of terms of service pages read out loud.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a Colombian who attended a German school. I can identify with the Autobahn measurements and the poop schedule.
I've also straightened paintings at my ENT Doctor's office. My French partner used to call me "Monkey" after Monk the TV series. I must admit I looked at him surprised... you mean it shows? All my classmates are the same. We're strange half breeds who can party like Latins and be spontaneous, but don't mess with our work output with a text during office hours.
3 semesters of Italian class in the states, and I actually understood some of what Matteo was saying.
10 years of spanish and same 😉
3 months of studying Italian while abroad in Florence and I somehow understood all of it. Never thought that would happen 🥲. Definitely a miracle!
Good job! Sure, they weren't talking about very complicated things, but that's still an accomplishment!
@@zarengurl It doesn't mean anything, many have this stereotype that they are the same thing but it's not like that at all, they are different languages 🤣
@@gabrielemangialavori8732 all but 1 with a common Latin root that makes it easier for other Latin root language speakers to understand.
I've yet to see Matteo perform his set. In both videos I've seen of him, he's always "just" interacting with the crowd and it's totally great! I feel like Matteo is the kind that really works better with a smaller audience. It wouldn't work as well with like 200 people in attendance, having a conversation with a couple people in front.
But for sure, if I ever go back to new york, I'll try and catch him performing!
I wholeheartedly DISAGREE with you.
Have you ever seen Taylor Tomlinson perform? She shares the same sort of comedic brilliance for crowd work that Matteo does, and she had a Netflix special.
Regardless, this is one of the reasons that I cancelled my Netflix account. Netflix shouldn't be considered as the sole arbiter of comedic platforms. Other platforms are producing award-winning content, too.
@@Wildrosesmyl Thanks for your input!
Amo a Matteo! I'm a Colombian-American woman who attended a German school and lived in Italy. I also had a French lawyer boyfriend who spoke English at home. He said he didn't have the patience to speak with me in French 😂😂😂
I completely identified with Matteo!
This video scrambled my brain, I literally walked downstairs saw my cat and started talking to her in French😂😂
I did take French for 8 years but it never really stuck so I do only really use it on the cat since she won’t judge but it just came out when I wasn’t intending it😂😂
the more matteo content, the better!!! upload another special asap, and more videos with nick!!!
THIS, A THOUSAND TIMES.
At this point I just want to go to NYC to see if Matteo can speak Danish. He's so cultured I wouldn't be surprised 😁
Jeg bor i NYC. Du ka godt besøge mig og taler dansk fordi der bliver ikke nogen at snakke med…
“He learned French for you!”
Iykyk😭
This was really funny! As a German living in France close to Luxembourg and knowing Italian lawyers working there, I must say this was straight on the point. 😂
13:23 "After our meal we'll discuss things that make us laugh. Ha ha." How does he do this 😂
I am screaming at the big sweater “ u know what’s funny?!” 😂😆
I can’t watch his comedy enough.
So quick and genuine and truly funny.
I can only wish to be as cultured & funny as Matteo is, what a treat.
Matteo just kills me!!!! He's sweet and snarky at the same time.
Je suis prof de français et j'approuve le français que notre cher Matteo utilise. Bravo! 😄
Stay in France please
You are an optimistic teacher ;) C'était plutôt bof
Je pense que c’était bon…mais, je suis pas prof et je parle français depuis seulement deux ans 😅
@@JustBeingAwesome MDR tu n'es pas français pour rien 😂🤭
Depuis l'année prochaine j'étudiais francais pour quatre sémestres à l'université et le francais de Matteo est plus mieux que le mienne!
Omg! I finally got to watch the entire skit he did. I always kept seeing parts and parts only. I love Matteo! He is freaking hilarious and does not hold anything back. Love it! I need to check out his tours to go.
I am french and as many french people I adore our Italian cousins, they have very strong listening skills and I highly appreciate that. Unrelated.
I love your charm and even when you say something about "Italians" or "Germans" it is never insulting.
I love that you speak SO many languages xD
I'm from Germany so naturally I learned English and French at school but I've started learning Dutch with Duolingo as well. It was really cool to understand every language except for Italian in this video :'D
Same, while I’m also American I speak the same languages Matteo speaks so was easily able to follow all his set! Language is the door to fully understanding people and culture.
veel succes met Nederlands leren :)
@@jonavanderpal Dank je!! :)
If they are ever remaking Inglourious Basterds, but Hans Landa is actually an Italian Fascist officer, then Matteo must play him. He literally speaks all 4 languages needed in the film.
“Really Italy? We’re going to go with France?”🤣🤣🤣
"you look great by the way"... he's so sweet.
Matteo doesn't need a set. This is super entertaining and engaging as is.
I love that fettuccine Alfredo joke! And the way it came back to haunt him 😂😂
“Oh that ended quick” LOL
That is the most impressive comedy set I've ever seen! Four languages and you kept an entire room full of (mostly) Americans in stitches, in spite of the fact that they didn't understand half of what you said, just by riffing off the top of your head. You really are brilliant, in addition to being hot as hell!
Omg Matteo is so cultured!😂
He spoke Darlene I was impressed. 😂
Bro Matteo is so fucking hilarious I'm so glad I found him. Although his vlog videos are interesting I honestly always hope that he uploads more standup clips because they make me die. Especially his crowd work. It's also insane how many languages he speaks, I'm curious if that's from his opera background like he learned a bunch of languages so that he could pronounce the words properly in different songs he sings or if it's completely unconnected.
I hope you come do a show in Denver Colorado soon. I saw that it isn't on your tour list and that's a god damn shame.
i love how he just interacts with people in the crowd as if hes been friends with them for a while
I wake up with serious anxiety a cpl days a week , about 3-4am. So I stumbled across Matteo Lanes vids about a month ago, and I can say that listening to his standup helps to bring the anxiety down, so I can go on with my day. Thankyou Matteo
Not only was this fucking IMPRESSIVE AS HELL, it was also funny as FUCK. What a natural. Well done matteo! ❤🙌🏼
This is the best 14 minutes of improvised stand-up I have ever seen 🙌
as someone that is african american and has italians married in to the family, a sister that is learning german and is currently learning spanish, i feel like this truly captures the essence of being in a multicultural family
He's just a naturally funny person. I love him and his comedy.
I just really love how you can just talk to your audience (in four languages nonetheless) and still be so damn funny.
I'll have to admit: Matteo has a dang good smile man
This guy was born to be a awards show host.
Just stumbled across here…this guy’s talented AF. Really enjoyed this set. Greetings from an Italian in Germany ☺️
matteo's crowdwork is always the best in my opinion, he is so qui k with it and always gets a cackle out of people
@OfficialMatteoLane wow... definetly not a scam... because nowadays we all use emojis unironically, anyways get lost ❤️
As a half french/half italian, I thoroughly enjoyed this x)
As a half Italian, half German person who speaks English and French as well, this felt like a pat on the shoulder for being a polyglot. Or well. European.
I laughed so hard! As a half French person with German & Italian friends this was disturbingly accurate. Loved the multilingualism & now I can say gay in Italian!
Matteo is so funny. I love to hear him talk. Love when he starts speaking different languages.
My girlfriend and I are Dutch and German...I don't think anyone's ever gonna complain about us speaking english with each other😂
Not to complain, but ... Why speak English? Dutch is just mispronounced German.
@@alwaysuseless A very valid point, we're pretty lazy for not having learned each other's language yet 😅
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This was one of the funniest videos I have ever watched, def top crowd work video. So smart, snarky, and fun.
As a German who speaks French, English and Greek this improvised bit was extremely funny and very true 😂