Matteo Lane - Italians, Germans, And The French

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  • @TakaComics
    @TakaComics 2 роки тому +2733

    “Oh… hi boyfriend.” Absolutely killed me 🤣

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay 2 роки тому +3864

    Matteo is so animated, I could understand 80% of the conversations in languages I don't speak

    • @an-eios7125
      @an-eios7125 2 роки тому +64

      That's called "being Italian" xD

    • @ala_dine2709
      @ala_dine2709 Рік тому +2

      Me undersrand just 30% 😭

    • @glosc
      @glosc Рік тому +26

      He is not animated, he is just Italian!!! How do you think Italians travel the world without speaking the language? :D

    • @melanisticmandalorian
      @melanisticmandalorian Рік тому

      @@glosc How do you shut up an Italian ? Tie up his hands.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Рік тому +3

      Body goes a long way. You can travel literally anywhere, just have to be patient. You can figure it out. It's really fun tbh.

  • @sk-2106
    @sk-2106 2 роки тому +5996

    Imagine being this funny for 15 mins straight, completely improvised. New fan, but hard fan here.

    • @ohboilien
      @ohboilien 2 роки тому +247

      Yeah I’m also hard for him

    • @treyhudson73
      @treyhudson73 2 роки тому +84

      @@ohboilien That didn't take long! 🤣

    • @lucianoag999
      @lucianoag999 2 роки тому +80

      So being funny 15 minutes gay is not good enough for you?

    • @mrmr4622
      @mrmr4622 2 роки тому +16

      The jokes werent tho, he made those before

    • @Buttercar420
      @Buttercar420 2 роки тому +7

      so hard

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 Рік тому +2945

    This guy could EASILY HOST THE OSCARS. Wow, what an amazing comedian and i love how effortlessly he engages with the crowd. You could literally just watch him talk to people all day and not be bored.

    • @ImmaFlamingo
      @ImmaFlamingo Рік тому +46

      I would LOVE to see him as a host. But I’m not sure how many American’s are ready for an Italian/Spanish homosexual who can also speak French and does drag host the academy awards 😂
      I’d love to see it though. I’m so glad I finally stumbled across him. ❤

    • @angelgilreath
      @angelgilreath Рік тому

      As long as he keep Will Smith's wife's name out his fu**ing mouth 😂😂😂😂

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Рік тому +15

      They need to start doing this, getting people who are charismatic but lesser known to do it. Moribund enterprise otherwise

    • @9godofthe6ix
      @9godofthe6ix Рік тому +2

      Especially in Italian or French

    • @Gaeilgeoir
      @Gaeilgeoir Рік тому +4

      🎯💯

  • @robson_gomes_hoeppner
    @robson_gomes_hoeppner Рік тому +976

    My husband is German. It is exactly like that. Not only does he want to know what we will do from the start to finish, each of the things are also fixed, like a contract that you sign with your blood. He goes crazy when I say “well, let’s go with the flow” hahaha

    • @MaximilianvonPinneberg
      @MaximilianvonPinneberg Рік тому +62

      How can you say ‘just go with the flow’? That is not an answer. Can you imagine if the trains went with their flow?

    • @keysmash_roa
      @keysmash_roa Рік тому +114

      ​@@MaximilianvonPinnebergwenn sie das machen würden wären sie evtl pünktlich

    • @tigna7548
      @tigna7548 Рік тому +46

      ​@@keysmash_roaI am always flabbergasted when a German casts a joke - this one just caught me off guard 😅

    • @d.m.1502
      @d.m.1502 Рік тому

      Absolutely 😅 Germans need a clear concept and a precise strategy for basically ANYthing. I'm being perceived as awfully rude for being 10 to 15 minutes late so often (I'm from Germany, but have Polish roots). Everybody REALLY thinks that I plan this upfront, that I am doing it on purpose in order to hurt and disrespect them or being manipulative (!). I'm just more disorganized in contrast to most Germans, DAMMIT!! 😂😂😂

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 Рік тому +31

      Hahaha! You should see Germans living in Colombia.
      They learn to talk with strangers on the line at the supermarket, to kiss everyone hello even if they've just met them, to go to a country house to do NOTHING over the weekend, to get to places 5 minutes late and know they'll have to wait. It's a rough adjustment, but they get to a compromise after 7 years.😂

  • @laurenmooring1921
    @laurenmooring1921 2 роки тому +13834

    If the aliens ever land, I vote we send Matteo to represent the human race. He’s a gem, and he probably already speaks the language ❤

    • @joshm.1483
      @joshm.1483 2 роки тому +148

      Matteo should have played Amy Adams’ role in Arrival

    • @Scp123-m7o
      @Scp123-m7o 2 роки тому +183

      He's our best specimen. The man can cook, sing, dance and drag 🤯

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 2 роки тому +84

      @@Scp123-m7o and he's genuinely a NICE guy!

    • @PhoenixHinds
      @PhoenixHinds 2 роки тому +76

      And he's super cute, too.

    • @foxxxy1115
      @foxxxy1115 2 роки тому +36

      @@Scp123-m7o he does drag too?? I need to see this!

  • @phoebesmith9089
    @phoebesmith9089 2 роки тому +2514

    This guy is intelligent AND funny. What a gift for languages! That whole thing was just a breath of fresh air!

    • @artiaslari5594
      @artiaslari5594 2 роки тому +31

      Its not a Gift ,in Europe you can speak at least 3 lenguages

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 2 роки тому

      Not intelligent enough to get the basic spelling correct on his video's thumbnail.

    • @arnaut108
      @arnaut108 2 роки тому +19

      To be funny you have to be intelligent first so it doesn't surprise me

    • @nathanolson3135
      @nathanolson3135 2 роки тому +1

      No he’s not

    • @veronica5lmaa
      @veronica5lmaa Рік тому +7

      @@artiaslari5594 he's from the US

  • @mkang1121
    @mkang1121 2 роки тому +6604

    Someone give Matteo a nextfix special, he is so much funnier than some of the people on there!

    • @matteolanecomedy
      @matteolanecomedy  2 роки тому +1696

      They said no 😂😂

    • @Loonie_Lunatic0702
      @Loonie_Lunatic0702 2 роки тому +391

      That is their loss! You should make your own I would pay for it 😂🤣 Love from Vancouver!!! I need to see one of your sets live!

    • @mkang1121
      @mkang1121 2 роки тому +70

      @@matteolanecomedy They should reconsider! Love from Nashville!

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 2 роки тому +158

      Netflix said no?!? Idiots. The comedy and improvisation are spectacular, but being able to speak all the languages is impressive as hell. 🤗🖖💕

    • @j.f.32
      @j.f.32 2 роки тому +95

      They say no??!?! ... someday is not doing their job properly at Netflix... They'll come back and you, Matteo, should charge double your initial offer.

  • @ginger6936
    @ginger6936 Рік тому +1108

    "France" "Really, Italy??? 😒" I was a crying mess at that point!!! Love from Rome! 🇮🇹

    • @MaximilianvonPinneberg
      @MaximilianvonPinneberg Рік тому +24

      Well at least they will cook some decent food….

    • @Libellulaire
      @Libellulaire Рік тому +23

      @@MaximilianvonPinneberg
      As long as the French guy isn't too French... if he is, he'll try to mess up the Italian recipes by adding butter and cream everywhere... The horror.

    • @sufyanlowel4631
      @sufyanlowel4631 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Libellulaire he is a lawyer. real job. it's the other one who do the research.

    • @ChachouLP
      @ChachouLP 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeaah we French are never far ^^

    • @ChachouLP
      @ChachouLP 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@LibellulaireMayne it's the Italiqn one who tried to mess French recipe ;)
      We also have a great food in France

  • @Warfreak
    @Warfreak Рік тому +107

    That "bonjour, I have a question" killed me lol

  • @alienkinkvr
    @alienkinkvr 2 роки тому +2598

    4 languages and choosing to be professionally clever and snarky. Excellent.

    • @kendra4932
      @kendra4932 2 роки тому +177

      He’s also been a chef, a painter, and he’s a classically trained opera singer! So talented!

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 2 роки тому +133

      4 languages, or in Luxembourgish: Almost enough to become a cashier. 😉

    • @FrogeniusW.G.
      @FrogeniusW.G. 2 роки тому

      What's his fourth?

    • @scottsebera4796
      @scottsebera4796 2 роки тому +24

      @@FrogeniusW.G. french, german, italian and english

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 2 роки тому +4

      @@scottsebera4796 No, not English. He failed at basic spelling on his video's thumbnail.

  • @thomasgareau6675
    @thomasgareau6675 2 роки тому +4865

    As a gay, Italian-American living in Luxembourg on the French border, I don’t know if I feel seen or attacked by this bit. 😂😂😂❤

    • @bigQraz
      @bigQraz Рік тому +96

      I’ve seen a guy in the comments who has the same comment as you. Are you friends? I mean there can’t be many gay Italians in Luxemburg

    • @bigQraz
      @bigQraz Рік тому +92

      @@blueqiqi but gay Italian-American? How often are these 3 variables together happening in a country with 640.000 citizens?

    • @hannahwalmer1124
      @hannahwalmer1124 Рік тому +63

      This is one of the obscurest "As a..." comments I've ever seen.

    • @JoaoPessoa86
      @JoaoPessoa86 Рік тому +14

      ¿Por que no Los dos?

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 Рік тому +13

      @@blueqiqi there aren't a lot of people in Luxemburg. It's a burg! Its a duchy! It's the richest country in the EU! [Watch your back. Ireland is making a play on y'all]

  • @wks197980
    @wks197980 2 роки тому +1620

    “You can always tell Germans in Italy. All sunburned and 10 feet tall. “🤣

  • @rebeccamccoy2346
    @rebeccamccoy2346 Рік тому +353

    I can’t get enough of the German date. I’m still laughing.

    • @rawkhawk414
      @rawkhawk414 Рік тому +26

      The little "haha" sends me. It's such a stupid and stereotypical joke really but it makes me laugh so much.

  • @ἀγάπη-ο6υ
    @ἀγάπη-ο6υ Рік тому +130

    I've never seen anyone be able to improvise for 14 minutes keeping the audience engaged the whole time and coming up with jokes that are funnier than staged bits. I'm truly impressed!

  • @andgainingspeed
    @andgainingspeed 2 роки тому +1430

    I like that Matteo seems genuinely interested in the people in the audience, not just to riff off of, which of course he does hilariously. The dive into the Italian/French couple was gold.

    • @polytasking
      @polytasking Рік тому +3

      duh, that's his punchline.

    • @nursyarifuddin7923
      @nursyarifuddin7923 Рік тому +4

      And he’s a genius. How many languages does he even speak!?

  • @dinoearth5352
    @dinoearth5352 2 роки тому +1418

    the "he has risen" line did NOT get enough laughs

    • @TurquoiseInk
      @TurquoiseInk 2 роки тому +9

      Agreed!

    • @amarbyrd2520
      @amarbyrd2520 2 роки тому +19

      I almost choked laughing if that matters

    • @catherinedurbin9298
      @catherinedurbin9298 2 роки тому +48

      And the “whatever you wear a dress” 😂

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Рік тому +52

      In Dutch, your crotch is called your kruis. It means cross, because of the seams in your trousers making a cross.
      So, cross and crotch are both called kruis.
      One day, a teacher in our classroom had received a Jesus-necklace in the mail from some Evangelic-promoting-peeps that wanted to give everyone a rosearynecklace and she wore it.
      But she was a bigbellied and bigbreasted woman and Jesus kept falling in between her breasts and sinking lower, until fully swallowed by them.
      So, she asked the neighbour if she could have her roseary and brought it to school the next day, putting them together and making a long, very long necklace that fit over her breasts and hung a bit below her bellybutton.
      Another teacher helped her with some extra clips, thereby making it even longer and at some point, when she tried showing it off (and noticed it was too long) the other teacher asked what was hanging from the necklace.
      "Jesus hanging on the cross", she answered. The other teacher replied; 'He's hanging on the cross alright...' and pointed at Jesus dangling right in front of her ladyparts.
      The teacher exclaimed; 'Oh no, it was the tits yesterday and now Jesus on the cross!' and they both got such a giggling attack that it didn't stop for half an hour.
      I don't know why they were teachers, because we learned jackshit from those two, but I think of the story whenever I see a roseary-necklace.

    • @natalyamartirosyan
      @natalyamartirosyan Рік тому +3

      Amen!

  • @gitresearch
    @gitresearch 2 роки тому +2510

    My mother is Italian. There is nothing closer to the truth than that milk line.

    • @sk-2106
      @sk-2106 2 роки тому +14

      Yes, I felt that one too :)

    • @colineadesyeux
      @colineadesyeux 2 роки тому

      Oh yeah? So who's infant have you killed ?

    • @84Elenai
      @84Elenai 2 роки тому +86

      Trust me, Italian women are caring and loving people, but don’t make them angry. You don’t want to experience that 😂 We are passionate and very expressive, so it can be scary from a foreign perspective.
      Source: I am an Italian woman

    • @gitresearch
      @gitresearch 2 роки тому +8

      @@chingchengtzu Sicilian, and Calabrian.

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg 2 роки тому +13

      Same, her sister died recently and despite living in the same area she hadn’t spoken to her in decades. She just shrugged about it and said the same thing she always says about her sister, which I won’t repeat here.

  • @rachelh2731
    @rachelh2731 11 місяців тому +56

    This is AMAZING. I have seen these smaller clips split up, but never all together. Matteo is actually insanely intelligent. Just to be able to switch between 4 different languages, with accents, and appropriate cultural references, while being funny AF, all on the fly... and sometimes throws in some opera singing too. Like, WTAF. Dude is brilliant!!!! So much charm and naturally hilarious. My spirit animal 100%

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX Рік тому +575

    As a German I have to make one correction to the portrayal of our dates:
    We don't watch the Office, we watch Tatort or Lindenstraße

  • @ericjohnson1551
    @ericjohnson1551 2 роки тому +1173

    Matteo's ability to engage with an audience is amazing. He has a great energy. If I were in New York, I'd definitely go see him in person.

    • @emilygotowiec3846
      @emilygotowiec3846 2 роки тому +6

      Truly the king of crowd work

    • @lindsaynash3653
      @lindsaynash3653 2 роки тому +6

      I thought you wrote,” I would go see him in prison “ 😂🤦‍♀️. I mean, he would be great company in prison 🤷‍♀️

  • @judylearn7971
    @judylearn7971 2 роки тому +880

    Thanks so much for stitching the short clips back into the original set, and sharing it! The flow, the context, make it all even better, and it was pretty darn great even in bits and pieces.

    • @ibinabocharles-senibo1946
      @ibinabocharles-senibo1946 Рік тому +3

      Ikrrrrr😂I tried looking for the short clips to show my friend but I noticed everything was back together, I enjoyed this better.

  • @michaellasfetto5810
    @michaellasfetto5810 2 роки тому +934

    You and Gianmarco have perfected the art of crowd work and I could watch both of you do your own entire specials just of that.

    • @madscientess9987
      @madscientess9987 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/V8yjA_7H-Rc/v-deo.html enjoy!

    • @michaelsutherland5848
      @michaelsutherland5848 2 роки тому +14

      Check out Drew Lynch if you like crowd work.

    • @greyAMK
      @greyAMK 2 роки тому +20

      I feel the same about Ashley Gavin and Jessica Kirson too!

    • @churrothiev8387
      @churrothiev8387 2 роки тому +20

      Taylor Tomlinson has good crowd work too. Although this guy beats both Gianmarco and Taylor imo.

    • @arwinaziz911
      @arwinaziz911 Рік тому +1

      Andrew Schultz

  • @paolaleonardi1741
    @paolaleonardi1741 Рік тому +256

    As an Italian/Sicilian that lives in the UK and speaks French as well, this was a delight. Got to follow in all the languages, but German 😅. Loved the sense of humour, was clever and not offensive at all. Please keep up the good work 😊

  • @ladycrowley1413
    @ladycrowley1413 Рік тому +95

    As someone who speaks French, English and Italian and currently trying to learn German, this speaks to my soul. Also good improv !

  • @leoberg7920
    @leoberg7920 2 роки тому +587

    Matteo is amazing at improv and impressions and brutal hilarious honesty simultaneously. Always feel lucky when I go to the cellar and he is performing.

  • @Birdbike719
    @Birdbike719 2 роки тому +268

    Hilarious set. Also impressed that Matteo can so flawlessly switch languages and that he is fluent in so many!

    • @Tu51ndBl4d3
      @Tu51ndBl4d3 Рік тому +12

      You’re impressed he speaks Latin in different fonts?

    • @lavarognyeee6710
      @lavarognyeee6710 Рік тому +4

      @@Tu51ndBl4d3 can you do that?

    • @DJWNB
      @DJWNB Рік тому +11

      Welcome to Europe 😅😉 most of us speak two or three languages ( I speak four fluently but I went to a linguistic lycaeum )

    • @MontagZoso
      @MontagZoso Рік тому

      @@Tu51ndBl4d3 how many “fonts” do you speak? 😒

  • @robster6162
    @robster6162 2 роки тому +473

    Handsome, cultured, intelligent, funny & a master of improv comedy. First class in every possible sense. This guy deserves all the praise & accolades. 🎉😍🤩

    • @KattMurr
      @KattMurr 2 роки тому +12

      And have you heard him sing??? Mind blowing!!!

    • @robster6162
      @robster6162 2 роки тому +5

      @@KattMurr he’s so talented. The full package 😁

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 Рік тому

      Except he’s gay. No thanks

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal Рік тому +9

      @@bradcallahan3546 c'mon man, really?

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 Рік тому

      @@jonavanderpal You're acting like I said something wrong. Maybe do a reality check

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Рік тому +54

    Regarding fettuccine Alfredo, it WAS invented in Italy at a restaurant in Rome, but it's still very much not a thing in the country and has since become an American thing. Modern fettuccine Alfredo was invented by Alfredo Di Lelio. In 1892, Alfredo Di Lelio began to work in a restaurant that was located in Piazza Rosa and run by his mother Angelina. Di Lelio invented "fettuccine al triplo burro" (later named "fettuccine all'Alfredo" or "fettuccine Alfredo") in 1907 or 1908 in an effort to entice his wife, Ines, to eat after giving birth to their first child Armando. Alfredo added extra butter or "triplo burro" to the fettuccine when mixing it together for her.
    Piazza Rosa disappeared in 1910 following the construction of the Galleria Colonna/Sordi, and the restaurant was forced to close. Di Lelio later opened his own restaurant, Alfredo alla Scrofa (which still exists today), then called "Alfredo", in 1914 on the via della Scrofa in central Rome. The dish gained popularity in the US when two American actors (Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford) visited the restaurant while on their honeymoon in 1920.

    • @wallihaley5194
      @wallihaley5194 Рік тому

      Yes, I saw some sort of documentary about this years ago.

    • @kenburns8721
      @kenburns8721 Рік тому +5

      Yes, Matteo visited Alfredo alla Scrofa in Roma over a year ago and posted it. His remaining complaint is that after Hollywood stars brought it to the USA, American versions went awry.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 11 місяців тому +1

      Rome is not representative of the whole country, is all I'm gonna say to that. The guy from Milano probably didn't eat it at home

  • @spadaacca
    @spadaacca 4 місяці тому +5

    This is hands down the funniest and most cultivated American person I've ever seen in my life. I speak/understand French, Italian, German and just to see him switch like that was just mindblowing (especially when he broke into "I have a question for you" in German). Sure, in Europe here, he'd just be another normal guy (albeit SUPER funny), but as an American, this is incredible. WELL DONE!

  • @tiadeets
    @tiadeets 2 роки тому +1333

    As a French person who's lived in several European countries, this was hilarious. xD

    • @giulia6344
      @giulia6344 Рік тому +29

      As and Italian person who has lived in a few European countries, I agree 😂

    • @issey1456
      @issey1456 Рік тому +23

      As a French person who can understand the four langages he used, I had a whale of a time. He ought to know , in the end we always end up using English. My daughter is French and lives in Germany with a Spanish flatmate, guess what...

    • @NatalieGrantLogan
      @NatalieGrantLogan Рік тому +2

      Same! Understanding all of those languages makes it even funnier. He needs a European tour.

  • @Nuage9987
    @Nuage9987 2 роки тому +752

    You ARE cultured. Your accents in italian and french are so perfect, it's uncanny. Congrats.

    • @MsZephyra
      @MsZephyra 2 роки тому +107

      His French accent is far from perfect but he gets an A for effort!

    • @unknownzzz5115
      @unknownzzz5115 Рік тому +49

      @@MsZephyra His Italian accent as well but not bad for an American, really.

    • @marcoluppo5783
      @marcoluppo5783 Рік тому +11

      Lol his italian accent isn’t that great either 😂

    • @asddewijklc
      @asddewijklc Рік тому +4

      @@marcoluppo5783 girl isn’t he literally Italian

    • @marcoluppo5783
      @marcoluppo5783 Рік тому +42

      @@asddewijklc He’s American/ Italian. His accent doesn’t sound native Italian.

  • @Xavier_Sc
    @Xavier_Sc 2 роки тому +108

    I've seen people being good at improvising but this is a whole new level of mastery.

  • @thehandleIwanted
    @thehandleIwanted Рік тому +39

    As an Italian-British with a French boyfriend, I loved this segment. Yes, my boyfriend and I speak mostly English and yes I'm the one learning French, his language 😂

  • @Insurancemom123
    @Insurancemom123 Рік тому +177

    As an Irish women who speaks French and Italian and lived in Italy and now live in America,he hits these skits so good 😊

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Рік тому +1

      I’m Irish as well. What county are you from?

    • @Insurancemom123
      @Insurancemom123 Рік тому +1

      @@cityhawk Galway, hbu

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Рік тому +1

      @@Insurancemom123 Cork. Mother from Skibbereen. Father from Midleton.

    • @Insurancemom123
      @Insurancemom123 Рік тому

      @@cityhawk no flies on you so lol, people's Republic of Cork

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Рік тому

      @@Insurancemom123 Yeah, I keep them away with insect spray. 😝

  • @boredchika
    @boredchika 2 роки тому +29

    The completely defeated "bonsoir" made my soul leave my body!!

  • @becca475
    @becca475 2 роки тому +256

    This guy is epic, four, five languages. It's awesome, also the fact he didn't even have this planned as a skit...

  • @christianscholer6599
    @christianscholer6599 2 роки тому +296

    I was so impressed Matteo speaks Spanish and Italian, but now French too?! Amazing!

    • @misseli922
      @misseli922 2 роки тому +60

      And German! Wtf

    • @rencat7075
      @rencat7075 2 роки тому +57

      his french is not bad either! it's pretty beginner level and he's doing okay on the accent, he just sounds a little Italian when he speaks french 😂

    • @poppyseeds439
      @poppyseeds439 2 роки тому +38

      @@rencat7075 an Italian accent is better than an English accent in French

    • @goa6329
      @goa6329 2 роки тому +4

      @@poppyseeds439
      Mais non! Pourquoi tu dis ça?😉

  • @lorenzamarzolla
    @lorenzamarzolla Рік тому +53

    as an Italian, this was a blast. what a great piece of stand up to feel represented! loved your european culture

  • @hgarcia7935
    @hgarcia7935 Рік тому +10

    Omg! I finally got to watch the entire skit he did. I always kept seeing parts and parts only. I love Matteo! He is freaking hilarious and does not hold anything back. Love it! I need to check out his tours to go.

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 2 роки тому +54

    Matteo just kills me!!!! He's sweet and snarky at the same time.

  • @Greg-vq9tu
    @Greg-vq9tu 2 роки тому +158

    He’s an immediate-release antidepressant! God bless you Matteo ❤

  • @inflatablewolfie
    @inflatablewolfie 2 роки тому +143

    I've yet to see Matteo perform his set. In both videos I've seen of him, he's always "just" interacting with the crowd and it's totally great! I feel like Matteo is the kind that really works better with a smaller audience. It wouldn't work as well with like 200 people in attendance, having a conversation with a couple people in front.
    But for sure, if I ever go back to new york, I'll try and catch him performing!

    • @Wildrosesmyl
      @Wildrosesmyl 2 роки тому

      I wholeheartedly DISAGREE with you.
      Have you ever seen Taylor Tomlinson perform? She shares the same sort of comedic brilliance for crowd work that Matteo does, and she had a Netflix special.
      Regardless, this is one of the reasons that I cancelled my Netflix account. Netflix shouldn't be considered as the sole arbiter of comedic platforms. Other platforms are producing award-winning content, too.

    • @inflatablewolfie
      @inflatablewolfie 2 роки тому

      @@Wildrosesmyl Thanks for your input!

  • @cellitha4906
    @cellitha4906 Рік тому +37

    As a swede, laughing out loud while watching this alone, is top grade. This guy is hilarious!

  • @jimmypes3111
    @jimmypes3111 Рік тому +26

    My boyfriend and I watched this last night and we laughed so hard!! What a talent. Matteo is truly funny and brilliant.

  • @MichaelLasotaMusic
    @MichaelLasotaMusic 2 роки тому +11

    I love a multilingual artist of any type. He's hilarious.

  • @Egalia_1
    @Egalia_1 2 роки тому +211

    The bits are always hilarious but whenever he switches languages it’s just honestly really impressive. I’ve got to get my boyfriend to flirt with me in Spanish more

  • @andrewadams530
    @andrewadams530 2 роки тому +53

    Bro Matteo is so fucking hilarious I'm so glad I found him. Although his vlog videos are interesting I honestly always hope that he uploads more standup clips because they make me die. Especially his crowd work. It's also insane how many languages he speaks, I'm curious if that's from his opera background like he learned a bunch of languages so that he could pronounce the words properly in different songs he sings or if it's completely unconnected.
    I hope you come do a show in Denver Colorado soon. I saw that it isn't on your tour list and that's a god damn shame.

  • @naydee
    @naydee Рік тому +12

    I can’t watch his comedy enough.
    So quick and genuine and truly funny.

  • @Anil18834
    @Anil18834 Рік тому +17

    Amo a Matteo! I'm a Colombian-American woman who attended a German school and lived in Italy. I also had a French lawyer boyfriend who spoke English at home. He said he didn't have the patience to speak with me in French 😂😂😂
    I completely identified with Matteo!

  • @vincentpollmann3191
    @vincentpollmann3191 2 роки тому +384

    German gay guy here. Matteo, you are hilarious. You're depiction of european cultures or more or less stereotyps are funny as hell and your crowd work.... "ouch" Chefs kiss! You're an example that the "uncultured closed minded amurican!" is just a stereotyp. Loved it, love your personality...

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Рік тому +32

      Dutch hetereosexual female here. I want to believe that closeminded muricans are a stereotype, but I keep _only_ encountering those in my city. I live 5 minutes away from Amsterdam, that might be the reason, but OH are they rude and paranoid about us, yelling that they think our houses will collapse on them or that the water is poison without chlorine. Not to mention, the ones that want me to thank them for 'saving them' and then they get upset when I point out that was Canada (thankyou Canada!)
      If any American are reading this; Send your friendly ones! I bet they exist and I want to meet one.
      The Germans I've met so far were very friendly btw. Birckenstocks, TheNorthFace-jackets, bicycle-helmets and slightly marching during walking. I love it when a German tourist has practiced their 'dankjewel' even if it sounds like 'Dankawell.' Liebe Grüße von die KäseNachbarn!

    • @vincentpollmann3191
      @vincentpollmann3191 Рік тому +10

      @@Widdekuu91 🤣 wow so thats the stereotyps about germans around netherlands. Interessting and some how funny...
      Yeah its true, here are some groups that digging that style...
      But not the majority actually. And thats the whole point if stereotyps aren't they? Yeah there are muricans that behaving like that but not the majority in Amerika. Confirmation Bias and all that jazz, I think...
      groetjes van de aardappelen uit de buurt

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Рік тому +7

      @@vincentpollmann3191 Haha, yeah probably, I hope I just ´missed´ a lot of wellbehaved tourists walking around silently that were wellcamouflaged Americans. And Germans for that matter. Although I have yet to see a German misbehave on holiday. Even in Amsterdam I haven´t seen a German "go wild" but who knows in the future :P

    • @vincentpollmann3191
      @vincentpollmann3191 Рік тому +3

      @@Widdekuu91 🤣🤣🤣 well what can I say ... some stereotyps are actually true. We are wellbehaving bit just until someone isn't respecting the reservation of a sun lounger at the pool by a towel, placed there in the earlier hours.
      And that is actually a true thing here.

    • @jamillx
      @jamillx Рік тому

      @@Widdekuu91 by northface you mean jack Wolfskin?

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 2 роки тому +210

    the more matteo content, the better!!! upload another special asap, and more videos with nick!!!

  • @brimazzu3223
    @brimazzu3223 2 роки тому +477

    3 semesters of Italian class in the states, and I actually understood some of what Matteo was saying.

    • @zarengurl
      @zarengurl 2 роки тому +31

      10 years of spanish and same 😉

    • @shanacharlie9940
      @shanacharlie9940 2 роки тому +30

      3 months of studying Italian while abroad in Florence and I somehow understood all of it. Never thought that would happen 🥲. Definitely a miracle!

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 2 роки тому +9

      Good job! Sure, they weren't talking about very complicated things, but that's still an accomplishment!

    • @gabrielemangialavori8732
      @gabrielemangialavori8732 Рік тому

      @@zarengurl It doesn't mean anything, many have this stereotype that they are the same thing but it's not like that at all, they are different languages 🤣

    • @zarengurl
      @zarengurl Рік тому +9

      @@gabrielemangialavori8732 all but 1 with a common Latin root that makes it easier for other Latin root language speakers to understand.

  • @mooonlight778
    @mooonlight778 Рік тому +18

    AND YOU CHOSE ENGLISH?! god this has me wheezing 😂❤

  • @RabidRekijo
    @RabidRekijo 3 місяці тому +8

    Bro's just up there babysitting Europe

  • @prospectnyc
    @prospectnyc 2 роки тому +44

    Matteo doesn't need a set. This is super entertaining and engaging as is.

  • @matrix2297
    @matrix2297 2 роки тому +18

    13:23 "After our meal we'll discuss things that make us laugh. Ha ha." How does he do this 😂

  • @SillyTube9
    @SillyTube9 2 роки тому +201

    Matteo: “What do I have to do in order to impress the French? Go back in time and be born there?”
    It would help.

  • @chrisminshall938
    @chrisminshall938 Рік тому +6

    I wake up with serious anxiety a cpl days a week , about 3-4am. So I stumbled across Matteo Lanes vids about a month ago, and I can say that listening to his standup helps to bring the anxiety down, so I can go on with my day. Thankyou Matteo

  • @lafourmiedesbois5901
    @lafourmiedesbois5901 Рік тому +15

    I am french and as many french people I adore our Italian cousins, they have very strong listening skills and I highly appreciate that. Unrelated.

  • @sarakatharina2928
    @sarakatharina2928 2 роки тому +117

    I love your charm and even when you say something about "Italians" or "Germans" it is never insulting.

  • @known_film4081
    @known_film4081 2 роки тому +43

    This is the best 14 minutes of improvised stand-up I have ever seen 🙌

  • @ilovebuns9502
    @ilovebuns9502 2 роки тому +14

    I am screaming at the big sweater “ u know what’s funny?!” 😂😆

  • @courtneyacoleman
    @courtneyacoleman Рік тому +11

    I can only wish to be as cultured & funny as Matteo is, what a treat.

  • @mrjackdog
    @mrjackdog Рік тому +15

    So nice to hear multiple languages, it breaks the glass walls of the American audience.

  • @ryuonedge
    @ryuonedge 2 роки тому +131

    I love that you speak SO many languages xD
    I'm from Germany so naturally I learned English and French at school but I've started learning Dutch with Duolingo as well. It was really cool to understand every language except for Italian in this video :'D

    • @Becky_Cal
      @Becky_Cal 2 роки тому +10

      Same, while I’m also American I speak the same languages Matteo speaks so was easily able to follow all his set! Language is the door to fully understanding people and culture.

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal Рік тому

      veel succes met Nederlands leren :)

    • @ryuonedge
      @ryuonedge Рік тому +1

      @@jonavanderpal Dank je!! :)

    • @lissandrafreljord7913
      @lissandrafreljord7913 Рік тому +1

      If they are ever remaking Inglourious Basterds, but Hans Landa is actually an Italian Fascist officer, then Matteo must play him. He literally speaks all 4 languages needed in the film.

  • @MariaGolay
    @MariaGolay 2 роки тому +21

    Matteo is so funny. I love to hear him talk. Love when he starts speaking different languages.

  • @valetoxicus5927
    @valetoxicus5927 2 роки тому +103

    I’ve watched this so many times, and it’s funny every time! The gay Italian and French couple who speak English to each other at home are definitely cooking fettuccini Alfredo together.

  • @zanderkay6632
    @zanderkay6632 Рік тому +27

    This was really funny! As a German living in France close to Luxembourg and knowing Italian lawyers working there, I must say this was straight on the point. 😂

  • @brucetidwell7715
    @brucetidwell7715 Рік тому +5

    That is the most impressive comedy set I've ever seen! Four languages and you kept an entire room full of (mostly) Americans in stitches, in spite of the fact that they didn't understand half of what you said, just by riffing off the top of your head. You really are brilliant, in addition to being hot as hell!

  • @odistabettor
    @odistabettor 2 роки тому +55

    I just really love how you can just talk to your audience (in four languages nonetheless) and still be so damn funny.

  • @MrHenry84
    @MrHenry84 2 роки тому +132

    At this point I just want to go to NYC to see if Matteo can speak Danish. He's so cultured I wouldn't be surprised 😁

    • @lohphat
      @lohphat Рік тому

      Jeg bor i NYC. Du ka godt besøge mig og taler dansk fordi der bliver ikke nogen at snakke med…

  • @michaelcoutts9470
    @michaelcoutts9470 2 роки тому +16

    I'm so glad I got to see all these clips together. This is really an amazing set.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 2 роки тому

      Are you saying you actually got to see his entire performance at this location? I'd be surprised, but happy for you, if that were the case.

  • @midas1929
    @midas1929 Рік тому +70

    Stumbled on this by "accident" in Switzerland. This guy is so funny and what a great improv with the audience. He is so much better than most well known people that waste our time on TV. I speak German, French, Italian, English and Spanish and his language skills and pronunciation are spectacular. I hope to see more from Matteo!

    • @cryptnick_
      @cryptnick_ Рік тому

      Hello from Switzerland as well. Just stumbled over Matteo. He's such a gem. ☺️

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Рік тому +60

    Kudos for speaking other languages! Knowing about the cultures of other countries gives you the advantage of throwing shade where it hurts and they appreciate it. It says a lot when people from other countries come to see you. You managed to unify this crowd through knowing other languages and found a way to make it work. You ARE cultured by opening up and giving other languages a chance. "A different language is a different vision of life”, as fellow Italian Federico Fellini once said. As for hottest languages, Spanish is definitely up there. It is related to Italian and French after all. Find the right Spanish-speaking person with the right accent and it's all over.

  • @AggressivelyLoving
    @AggressivelyLoving 2 роки тому +23

    I'll have to admit: Matteo has a dang good smile man

  • @sambauer7138
    @sambauer7138 2 роки тому +34

    matteo's crowdwork is always the best in my opinion, he is so qui k with it and always gets a cackle out of people

    • @sambauer7138
      @sambauer7138 2 роки тому

      @OfficialMatteoLane wow... definetly not a scam... because nowadays we all use emojis unironically, anyways get lost ❤️

  • @ellievranesevic
    @ellievranesevic 2 роки тому +37

    Not only was this fucking IMPRESSIVE AS HELL, it was also funny as FUCK. What a natural. Well done matteo! ❤🙌🏼

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Рік тому +6

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this was fantastic!!! i love the crowdwork! amazing to have someone SO good at that AND their normal material. (also impressed with all the languages. i'm still trying to get a few to that basic conversational level. french and german among them.)

  • @nikserof2183
    @nikserof2183 Рік тому +2

    He's so talented. 2:04 The sigh followed by the "Bonsoir" had me in stitches😂😂

  • @bobbyloglisci494
    @bobbyloglisci494 2 роки тому +32

    Matteo! You are on fire here! Have not laughed this hard in ages! Grazi!

  • @markwhiteraven
    @markwhiteraven 2 роки тому +15

    This is brilliant Matteo, I love the way you interact with the audience and still manage to squeeze your set material in there.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 2 роки тому +1

      You're probably right, but we don't see any of his set material in this clip.

    • @markwhiteraven
      @markwhiteraven 2 роки тому +1

      Is this a response to my compliment or the remark by alwaysuseless? 😅

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 2 роки тому +2

      @@markwhiteraven Obviously it's a response to my prize-worthy reply. Kidding. The fact that it's ambiguous and asks you to text suggests that it's a scam. Text so-called Official whoever at your own risk!

  • @mini6164
    @mini6164 2 роки тому +51

    Omg Matteo is so cultured!😂

    • @Ozubura
      @Ozubura 2 роки тому +6

      He spoke Darlene I was impressed. 😂

  • @seluscan
    @seluscan 2 місяці тому

    the more I watch the more I'm loving you Matteo! Thank you so much for sharing these clips and brightening my day. I really needed a good laugh these days. thank you!

  • @Sir_Aurelius
    @Sir_Aurelius Рік тому +7

    Just discovered this guy and netflix MUST give him a special! Absolutely great material. Idk why netflix thinks straight guys might not be interested in him. Comedy is comedy independently from where it comes. If its funny, its funny, and this guy is hilarious.

  • @Harshulnarang1
    @Harshulnarang1 2 роки тому +53

    I love that fettuccine Alfredo joke! And the way it came back to haunt him 😂😂

  • @LGtheTrainer
    @LGtheTrainer 2 роки тому +6

    This is legit one of the most hilarious pieces I've watched on UA-cam. This is insane. LOL

  • @IsabelleAProf
    @IsabelleAProf 2 роки тому +276

    Je suis prof de français et j'approuve le français que notre cher Matteo utilise. Bravo! 😄

    • @TheDisorderly
      @TheDisorderly Рік тому +2

      Stay in France please

    • @JustBeingAwesome
      @JustBeingAwesome Рік тому +3

      You are an optimistic teacher ;) C'était plutôt bof

    • @josiahbrown5582
      @josiahbrown5582 Рік тому +2

      Je pense que c’était bon…mais, je suis pas prof et je parle français depuis seulement deux ans 😅

    • @wmmv2019
      @wmmv2019 Рік тому +4

      ​@@JustBeingAwesome MDR tu n'es pas français pour rien 😂🤭

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 Рік тому +5

      Depuis l'année prochaine j'étudiais francais pour quatre sémestres à l'université et le francais de Matteo est plus mieux que le mienne!

  • @Phobos_Nyx
    @Phobos_Nyx Рік тому +2

    I found this channel via YT shorts few days ago and I'm binging all the videos. I just love the absolute menace that is Matteo. Love the humour, love how open he is about everything. I was never into stan-up comedy but you won me over with your incredible sense for comedy and those comebacks.

  • @n.l.vannstallings4664
    @n.l.vannstallings4664 8 місяців тому +3

    This guy truly deserves his success because he's brilliant in so many ways. I wish he was my best friend.

  • @lars7282
    @lars7282 2 роки тому +18

    One of the best „sets“. That’s stand up to me. Love from Germany ;-)

  • @neli.a
    @neli.a 2 роки тому +6

    Oh my God I lost it. I lost it. The Blair witch in the corner on Duolingo. I lost it.😂 🤣

  • @coconut7211
    @coconut7211 2 роки тому +10

    I love how you flex your language skills, it's really impressive!

  • @psychologynerd0423
    @psychologynerd0423 10 місяців тому

    I love how effortlessly you engage with everyone and the number of languages you know. You make it look so easy!

  • @rcnewman51.
    @rcnewman51. Рік тому +2

    Your on a completely other level! I CANNOT wait to see you live!!! Your comedy is simply unmatched.

  • @ADIDASects
    @ADIDASects 2 роки тому +7

    That man does the best crowd work I've ever seen.

  • @fiore3ky
    @fiore3ky 2 роки тому +52

    Non ce la faccio con te Matteo, ogni volta mi fai morire dal ridere!!

    • @ladyraven3418
      @ladyraven3418 2 роки тому +2

      Justo!? Daverro! Anche io!

    • @fiore3ky
      @fiore3ky 2 роки тому +4

      @@ladyraven3418 Giusto* Davvero** 😉

  • @ggguillemette1375
    @ggguillemette1375 2 роки тому +20

    As a half french/half italian, I thoroughly enjoyed this x)

  • @Monstonity
    @Monstonity Рік тому +5

    i love how he just interacts with people in the crowd as if hes been friends with them for a while

  • @mathishagajanayake861
    @mathishagajanayake861 Рік тому +1

    Hey Matteo. You crack me up every time I watch your shows. And I love how you can speak so many languages. Keep going!!!! Love you!!