Series 3, Episode 5 - 'The FIP.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • @alt-oh7sg
    @alt-oh7sg 4 роки тому +7318

    I'm genuinely disappointed that Greg isn't using the footrest that goes with his throne

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 4 роки тому +313

      I'm really glad I'm not the only one to have thought that!

    • @smellslikelayne
      @smellslikelayne 4 роки тому +1013

      his name is alex

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 4 роки тому +30

      @@smellslikelayne don't be silly

    • @alt-oh7sg
      @alt-oh7sg 4 роки тому +43

      @@smellslikelayne Alex is the assistant. The footers
      T was gifted to Greg, the Taskmaster.

    • @SluttChops
      @SluttChops 4 роки тому +572

      @@alt-oh7sg Pretty sure the joke is that Alex is Greg's footrest.

  • @dxb338
    @dxb338 3 роки тому +2720

    On my second watch through of all of taskmaster, I'm pretty sure Al is the only contestant ever to successfully siphon a liquid, or as the contestants who don't know how to do it call it "that thing where you can steal petrol"

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 2 роки тому +169

      Are we sure he didn’t pay someone to do it for him?

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому +105

      So what we've got from this is, is if you're trying to steal petrol, take Murray with you

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 2 роки тому +96

      @@TheHutchy01 Good advice. Petrol is getting so expensive, even Al Murray cannot afford it anymore

    • @Shift8YawnsShift8
      @Shift8YawnsShift8 2 роки тому +26

      Hah, I think you're right. There have been so many bad attempts at siphoning!

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 2 роки тому +50

      I prefer "The sucky thing that makes Noel feel a bit ill".

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 3 роки тому +1966

    "I now understand the game" is tied for "certainly no one would just go for it without thinking" as the funniest repeated jokes of the show. Ded every time.

    • @lunamoss1733
      @lunamoss1733 Рік тому +60

      As well as, “these are intelligent people”

  • @hunterheyman8791
    @hunterheyman8791 5 років тому +4666

    I wish the siblings had brought in pictures of each other

    • @1BJM
      @1BJM 5 років тому +29

      😂

    • @novawade5474
      @novawade5474 4 роки тому +129

      that’s what i had thought lmao i was like “that would be hilarious”

    • @immortxelle
      @immortxelle 4 роки тому +15

      Are they siblings?

    • @novawade5474
      @novawade5474 4 роки тому +130

      Isabelle LaFrance they aren’t actual siblings but they look like it

    • @generalhargrievous9928
      @generalhargrievous9928 4 роки тому +3

      With Papa Hit

  • @Kernel15
    @Kernel15 4 роки тому +3818

    Paul: "He let our family into the country."
    Al: "Everyone makes mistakes."
    What an absolute murder

    • @youremakingprogress144
      @youremakingprogress144 3 роки тому +80

      My response would have been, "For example, your parents."

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 3 роки тому +16

      @@youremakingprogress144 that would just sound whiny and childish, not to mention not clever, if you were him in that situation you should just acknowledge that it was an amazing joke not be a twat lol

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 3 роки тому +20

      yeah that was phenomenal. and he deserves it for all the stupid puns he made

    • @kittykat490
      @kittykat490 2 роки тому +165

      Payback for "Al is probably gonna win this one, fat bastard" lmfao

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 2 роки тому +17

      Quite the burn, innit?

  • @Clash1138
    @Clash1138 5 років тому +4249

    Everytime paul says innit the world feels right for a second

  • @SameBasicRiff
    @SameBasicRiff 4 роки тому +1203

    "Who are you?"
    "I'm fine, how are you?"
    I bet this joke would have crushed in 1930.

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 4 роки тому +56

      from the makers of "who's on first?"

    • @dfknoxcross
      @dfknoxcross 4 роки тому +35

      its crushing me now

    • @jaz0424
      @jaz0424 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry, can anyone explain this for me please?

    • @muhammaddawood4382
      @muhammaddawood4382 4 роки тому +25

      @@jaz0424
      During The " Communicate Movies Task", Rob was unable to see Sarah so he Shouted " Who are you"
      To which she replied " I am Fine, How are You"

    • @JohnSmith-ot3zt
      @JohnSmith-ot3zt 3 роки тому +8

      Groucho called. Chico wanted his joke back, lol.

  • @charlielew2933
    @charlielew2933 2 роки тому +405

    Poor Rob. He def lost some of his sanity after having the baby. He didn’t even recognize his own sister from across the lake. 😂🤣

  • @z.m.stewart1996
    @z.m.stewart1996 3 роки тому +1238

    Fair or not, the best part of Murray’s whole run for me was seeing little Alex’s shame watching himself on the screen chase after a quid with a bucket of ice water while Greg stared and grinned in disbelief.

    • @KBWrecker
      @KBWrecker 2 роки тому +8

      Maybe Greg just isn’t paying him enough lol

    • @diadrite
      @diadrite 2 роки тому +34

      @@KBWrecker Alex made the show. He’s not paying himself enough, haha

    • @berndarndt9924
      @berndarndt9924 10 місяців тому +4

      They are both paid by the channel they work for. And likely alex does get less per hour than greg.
      However since alex puts in more hours, he likely gets paid more for this show.

    • @Istarnio
      @Istarnio 9 місяців тому +8

      @@berndarndt9924 yeah they are not paid by hour, but per episode or more likely per season. Dunno who earns more, though, the face of the show with a big reach normally takes the cake but Alex, as the creator and producer is very likely to be in the same bracket.

    • @-corvin
      @-corvin 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Istarnio unless alex sold the intellectual property, he certainly gets more due to licensing. (on that note he is likely getting cash for every episode of foreign taskmaster)

  • @SelySilvent
    @SelySilvent 5 років тому +2629

    "I know that guy. He brought my family into the country" two minutes in and I am already on the floor lmao

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 5 років тому +92

      3:30 He said "He let our family into the country"

    • @hotbowlofstu9228
      @hotbowlofstu9228 5 років тому +91

      I was laughing more at the everyone makes mistakes

    • @TheRedKing247
      @TheRedKing247 4 роки тому +168

      "This suddenly turned into a UKIP rally." had me on the fucking floor. I love Paul.

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 роки тому +9

      TornadoATP What is UKIP? UK’s KKK?

    • @TheRedKing247
      @TheRedKing247 4 роки тому +104

      @@mauia88 Sorta. They are the UK's far-right wing party. Stands for United Kingdom Independence Party. Hugely anti-immigrant, many are closet racists and a few are openly racist. Supporters of theirs like to attack or otherwise harass immigrants and "foreigners" (aka anyone who isn't white) and thats what Chowdry was making a joke on here. They're best comparable to the Tea Party faction of the GOP over here in the states.

  • @lillianchristine8106
    @lillianchristine8106 4 роки тому +2489

    “Do something that looks cool slowed down or sped up”
    Who else immediately thought of, “TREE WIZARD!”

    • @stephend4945
      @stephend4945 4 роки тому +240

      I've thought about tree wizard at least 6 times a day since I found this show

    • @wolfelkan8183
      @wolfelkan8183 4 роки тому +46

      If they can specify any speed at which the film will be played back, presumably they can choose -100%

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 4 роки тому +37

      HAHAHA SAME!! I feel like Tree Wizard has integrated itself into my life. I sent the video to my friend tonight. I can’t stop obsessing over it.

    • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
      @WukongTheMonkeyKing 4 роки тому +10

      @@wolfelkan8183 Could. Probably end up in a slowed vs. stopped argument, and ultimately rely on Greg's mood.

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 4 роки тому +10

      This song is playing in my mind non stop day and night

  • @draklynne
    @draklynne 3 роки тому +478

    Every final episode is just me going “wow, Greg Davies is a TOWER of a man”

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому +28

      At 6'8 Greg Davies is a similar size to some depictions of Warhammer 40,000 Space Marines.

    • @jongininikim5219
      @jongininikim5219 Рік тому +13

      same. and everytime i think about it my crush on him grows lol

    • @rangerlove7
      @rangerlove7 Рік тому +16

      Nothing will be quite as startling as him standing next to Josh at the end of series 1. Between his boyish face and the height difference, it looked like Greg was standing next to a child 😂

    • @adamcrandall4017
      @adamcrandall4017 11 місяців тому +1

      @@rangerlove7why do you think they sat down immediately

    • @Vinja_Wolters
      @Vinja_Wolters 3 місяці тому

      I am Dutch, he is tall but nit that tall for Dutch standards

  • @keat821
    @keat821 4 роки тому +548

    The fact that they somehow just stumbled across Ben Fogle is absolutely hilarious

  • @Girintina
    @Girintina 5 років тому +2154

    The little giggle Sara and Rob did around 22:12 really made them seem like siblings

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 5 років тому +161

      They always fit very well together in teams, lovely seeing that chemistry happening

    • @XanBcoo
      @XanBcoo 5 років тому +12

      came down to comment this

    • @erkinoztekin
      @erkinoztekin 4 роки тому +103

      "The Aryan Twins"

    • @T_1.5
      @T_1.5 4 роки тому +5

      farfour isn’t it Aryan?

    • @erkinoztekin
      @erkinoztekin 4 роки тому +13

      @@T_1.5 yeah that was what I meant, English is not my first language

  • @julianxie8
    @julianxie8 5 років тому +3929

    I expected a: "Zero donuts is a number of donuts innit"

    • @lilred5515
      @lilred5515 5 років тому +358

      That is exactly what I would have done and justified it as such

    • @glitchwolf1384
      @glitchwolf1384 5 років тому +100

      and he would be right.

    • @luciva
      @luciva 5 років тому +216

      Well you would have lost the task with it because it was told to do one or more. I would have do one and half, because they never said that it isnt allowed to break them ;D

    • @Frank01985
      @Frank01985 5 років тому +415

      @@luciva That's what I was thinking as well, but I watched back and they did say "whole number"

    • @schemingweasel10
      @schemingweasel10 5 років тому +122

      @@glitchwolf1384 Nah, they specifically said 1 or more donuts

  • @highvoltage988
    @highvoltage988 5 років тому +2227

    The donut task was genius. Really simple (once you got the rules down) but super engaging. I never thought people moving donuts hidden in a box would keep me on the edge of my seat.

    • @rw4578
      @rw4578 5 років тому +109

      You should look up 8 out of 10 cats - Carrot in a box. These donuts are nothing compared to that carrot, so funny!

    • @highvoltage988
      @highvoltage988 5 років тому +31

      @@rw4578 OMG thanks for that, I'd never seen it and it was hilarious!

    • @jonperry
      @jonperry 5 років тому +6

      It wasn’t just genius, it was like The Genius, the Korean game show

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 5 років тому +11

      I would have put a random number of doughnuts *and* a half one on the stick.
      You can not beat a decimal number.

    • @cad97
      @cad97 5 років тому +106

      @@Leon_der_Luftige The task specified a whole number of donuts. They prevented exploitation of that specific loophole.

  • @PJSproductions97
    @PJSproductions97 4 роки тому +573

    I love how much this show is not about displaying skill at a task, but instead figuring out the exact wording of the task and bending it to your benefit

    • @beratsbuilds
      @beratsbuilds 2 роки тому +5

      Welcome to any racing series ever

    • @sheylas7710
      @sheylas7710 4 місяці тому +3

      for me, I just love seeing how different people interpret and go about different things

  • @jixaw9383
    @jixaw9383 5 років тому +1852

    31:59 This is hands down one of my favorite moments on this show.
    “He’s gong mad”
    *silence*
    “Gong”

    • @chrisj403
      @chrisj403 4 роки тому +177

      Pauls style of comedy is just amazing. He's incredibly sarcastic and sets up purposefully bad jokes.

    • @Reminji
      @Reminji 4 роки тому +5

      "Hands down one of my"? 😂

    • @aether8344
      @aether8344 4 роки тому +138

      “He’s got an unfair advantage... Rob Bucket.”

    • @ianwhitsitt8189
      @ianwhitsitt8189 4 роки тому +20

      Paul is just the best, constantly

    • @Lenerdblack
      @Lenerdblack 4 роки тому +5

      thats so weird...cause I find Paul unbearable. he seems to have a child's mental capacity combined with an awkward personality. very hard to watch.

  • @mathematicianlifts
    @mathematicianlifts 5 років тому +873

    That "He's gong mad" was underappreciated. Damnnnnn.

    • @berkpick
      @berkpick 5 років тому +35

      It was correctly rated.

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling 5 років тому +2

      I thought that was really cringeworthy

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 5 років тому +81

      @@berkpick The whole point of that joke was to be a terrible joke. That's what actually made it funny.

    • @meyr1992
      @meyr1992 Рік тому

      not only it was not funny but the fact that he had to explain it made it even worse

  • @shurdi3
    @shurdi3 2 роки тому +138

    The way Al goes "You like the money don't you?" while holding the note in front of Alex has me howling

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 Рік тому +3

      of all of the hundreds of Taskmaster gifs I've made in the last year for tenor/twitter, only 3 of them were of Al Murray (including another one that much to my surprise has been shared several thousand times since) and THAT line was one of them lol

  • @thenewmodfather
    @thenewmodfather 2 роки тому +227

    Greg's look of absolute shock and disbelief when he saw that Alex carried the bucket for Al is just fantastic. You knew Alex was in trouble.

  • @levi1929
    @levi1929 5 років тому +502

    20:45 “you may not raise your voice”
    Rob & Sara “WOT!? I’M JUST GUESSING MATE!”

    • @misinformedmarti
      @misinformedmarti 4 роки тому +27

      Didn't think about it, but they could have just called each other.

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 роки тому +9

      misinformedmarti How? Their hands were in mittens

    • @patryapg
      @patryapg 4 роки тому +15

      mauia888 “Hey Siri, call Rob” 😂

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 роки тому +3

      @@patryapg Assuming they have iPhones. My phone doesn't have siri.

    • @MissLexiMarie
      @MissLexiMarie 4 роки тому +9

      @@mauia88 Most phones have some sort of virtual assistant, not necessarily just Siri

  • @orenkassner2510
    @orenkassner2510 5 років тому +617

    "I now fully understand the game" dead!

    • @mariasousa2961
      @mariasousa2961 3 роки тому +1

      Hey could u explain it? Cause I dont get it?? Why was 3 not an unique number?

    • @K.YouTube2
      @K.YouTube2 3 роки тому +14

      @@mariasousa2961 It wasnt the lowest. U had to have the least amount of donuts but the you had to be the only person to put that amount (unique). Two was the lowest amount that no one else had.

    • @reconstruct23
      @reconstruct23 3 роки тому +3

      @@mariasousa2961 It had to be the LOWEST unique number.
      Sara’s 3 donuts was a unique number, but Josh’s 2 was a lower unique number

  • @buttonsfan
    @buttonsfan 3 роки тому +800

    Sarah stopping to pet a dog is the most relatable moment of this series.

  • @gnosisreynold3703
    @gnosisreynold3703 3 роки тому +303

    I believe Al Murray is the only contestant in 10 series who successfully managed to siphon water

  • @randomusernumber1
    @randomusernumber1 5 років тому +821

    Sara is just the best . Even thou she lost shes like " Im having fun" and when Paul threw the donuts on the ground her reaction was just amazing , i love everything about her

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus 5 років тому +154

      She's competitive but not a sore loser.

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 4 роки тому +11

      Everything? Like.. even her voice?

    • @cottage-core_
      @cottage-core_ 4 роки тому +3

      +

    • @DonCurrywurst
      @DonCurrywurst 4 роки тому +139

      THANK YOU. And her expression was genuine, because she doesnt like to throw food away...I was instantly on her side.

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 4 роки тому +77

      @@Janinho897 Her voice is quite attractive, I think.

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag 4 роки тому +1855

    I'd love to watch a season of Taskmaster with all the worst players from the previous seasons.

    • @bonbon0416
      @bonbon0416 3 роки тому +22

      Brilliant idea!👍

    • @andyk5467
      @andyk5467 3 роки тому +30

      the last season should be a reunion season, more than 5 people of course

    • @doggirldykery
      @doggirldykery 2 роки тому +54

      Paul Chowdhry, innit

    • @DanGolag
      @DanGolag 2 роки тому +67

      @@doggirldykery Paul, Roisin, Joe, Lolly and Nish. Imagine.

    • @ayushiiyyy
      @ayushiiyyy 2 роки тому +9

      @@DanGolag not the worst but they need James or Rodd

  • @nathanroos4143
    @nathanroos4143 4 роки тому +454

    “A picture of My dad’s son” I am dead.

    • @marthajones1681
      @marthajones1681 3 роки тому +22

      I thought he said dead son

    • @actuallyapathy
      @actuallyapathy 2 роки тому +5

      @@marthajones1681 glad it wasn't just me 😅 auto-craptions are no help

  • @laurenjcoates
    @laurenjcoates 5 років тому +1338

    I still can’t believe that out of all of the people they booked for this show, they somehow accidentally managed to chose the one comedian who is somehow related to Cary Grant.

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 5 років тому +241

      By that huge family tree we probably all are related to Cary Grant.

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 5 років тому +144

      @@E_y_a_l Seriously, if we all kept such detailed family trees, chances are, we'd all be "relatively" closely related to a handsome famous person......relatively.

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 5 років тому +7

      @@PaulMab9 That was my point.

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 5 років тому +20

      Eyal yeah, just declaring my agreement by showing I understand.

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 5 років тому +6

      @@PaulMab9 I see.

  • @Mobium
    @Mobium 4 роки тому +1847

    Things Greg hates:
    Football
    Cats
    Tax Evasion

    • @Fenrisaconite
      @Fenrisaconite 4 роки тому +245

      Pregnant women also!

    • @angelaortega3766
      @angelaortega3766 4 роки тому +80

      What about a pregnant cat who plays football and does tax evasion 🤔

    • @Jordidwaard
      @Jordidwaard 4 роки тому +11

      probably not a fan of messi or ronaldo then

    • @ragefury1817
      @ragefury1817 3 роки тому +24

      Children

    • @vittywill565
      @vittywill565 3 роки тому +13

      He must hate Jimmy Carr then

  • @glutenfree6185
    @glutenfree6185 3 роки тому +164

    Greg's face after Paul says "he let our family into the country" is priceless. Going from incredulous to an "oh you scamp" kind of face in a matter of seconds

  • @EvelynFSPaula
    @EvelynFSPaula 5 років тому +968

    Alex: May I send the money to children?
    Greg: 🤨
    Alex: Dolphins?

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 роки тому +8

      Greg didn’t make a face. He just stared.

    • @harrison3910
      @harrison3910 3 роки тому +33

      I mean Greg’s face is basically stuck like that so no harm no foul

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 роки тому +12

      @@harrison3910 He does despise children though, silly Alex just forgot momentarily

    • @garfreeek
      @garfreeek 3 роки тому +7

      As a fellow former primary teacher, I can totally relate! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @swagathachristie5603
    @swagathachristie5603 5 років тому +546

    This is legit the only thing on UA-cam that I put up with ads to watch at length. This show is so fun and really brightens my day. It's whimsical and clever and always has me laughing out loud! I love it

    • @bernabeasar5897
      @bernabeasar5897 5 років тому +3

      weird that you only put ads on when you watch a series already financed by TV who don't need the money

    • @jeezuschryst
      @jeezuschryst 5 років тому +2

      @@bernabeasar5897 huh??

    • @MrDagren
      @MrDagren 5 років тому +12

      @@bernabeasar5897 How do you think TV is financed? Ad money.

    • @joseluislopes3956
      @joseluislopes3956 5 років тому +1

      Well... I can't watch ads because I have UA-cam premium, else I would 😂

    • @mazzymazzi
      @mazzymazzi 5 років тому +2

      To skip the ads, skip to the end of the video and hit the Replay button. Skips all ads while still supporting the channel!

  • @rileywaian2245
    @rileywaian2245 5 років тому +473

    As an American i wish i could watch these episodes faster than once a week but i am Very happy i can even watch them at all.

  • @jordanluke73
    @jordanluke73 2 роки тому +65

    Rob and Sarah being like " WHO ARE YOU?"... "I'M ALRIGHT HOW ARE YOU?" is just perfect

  • @PokerJoker811
    @PokerJoker811 5 років тому +502

    Al Murray spent more money on losing in the 2016 Taskmaster series than he spent on losing in the 2015 General Election.

    • @bhelliom3
      @bhelliom3 Рік тому +11

      Why am I absolutely not at all surprised he was a politician -.-

    • @gvdc
      @gvdc 10 місяців тому +9

      Pretty sure he ran as a joke against Nigel Farage for that constituency

  • @NivMizzet89
    @NivMizzet89 3 роки тому +85

    The river charades has to be one of my favorite tasks ever. It's got everything. Weird objectives, frustrated failings, lucky hits, random shenanigans, and sneaky rule bending! Plus some bonus points for sending me to Gormans Modern Life is Goodish, another great series.

    • @dominateeye
      @dominateeye 3 роки тому +6

      OH IT'S "GOODISH"! I genuinely did not understand what the problem was when they all kept saying "rubbish", I thought that was the title of the show.

    • @agate_jcg
      @agate_jcg 2 роки тому +3

      I like sneaky rule bending, but it's better when it's not just "ask someone else to do it". I'd have run across the bridge and told my teammate the answers in a quiet voice standing next to them.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 3 дні тому +1

      @@agate_jcg Yeah. I feel like the bucket thing specifically made Alex stop doing tasks for contestants or at least be impartial. And the location tasks seem to have gotten less and less public as well, probably to circumvent what happened here at the charade task where they just asked other people to do the task for them which robbed the task of both humour and competitiveness.

  • @Mjutami
    @Mjutami 4 роки тому +60

    "when I still had hopes and dreams" how relatable

  • @krisinsaigon
    @krisinsaigon 4 роки тому +91

    I’ve never seen Paul Chowdry before this, I live abroad, but I’m impressed by him, his deadpan style is great.

  • @kcolloran
    @kcolloran 4 роки тому +273

    The early series not having enough episodes makes me so sad. Only 5 episodes of Doc Brown, or Catherine Ryan or Paul Chowdhry is not enough.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 2 роки тому +22

      At least Katherine is in the first two Champion episodes, and she's in the studio in a series 9 episode to sub in for Katy Wix.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 2 роки тому +24

      Also Doc Brown has gone on record saying he didn't enjoy being on Taskmaster, so he's probably lucky his series was so short

    • @JayPhonomancer
      @JayPhonomancer 2 роки тому +21

      @@iliketrains3495 I was amazed to hear that. I thought he was fantastic on it. I can totally understand how Taskmaster could mess with your head though.

    • @JayPhonomancer
      @JayPhonomancer 2 роки тому +5

      @@iliketrains3495 Love Katherine also. Her "make a mess and clean it up" task from champion of champions is absolute classic

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 роки тому +27

      @@JayPhonomancer He did enjoy it, he just said he felt out of place being surrounded by comedians.

  • @TheRukus37
    @TheRukus37 5 років тому +596

    I physically felt how bad that "Rob bucket" joke bombed

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 4 роки тому +68

      Innit.

    • @agimasoschandir
      @agimasoschandir 4 роки тому +30

      Could have come back "No, it's bou-quet"

    • @hrushaabhmishra
      @hrushaabhmishra 4 роки тому +40

      I thought that joke was genius

    • @slamitch
      @slamitch 3 роки тому +45

      I liked that joke a lot. Deadliest deadpan it was.

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 3 роки тому +27

      He’s gong mad.
      Gong.

  • @Crazyivan777
    @Crazyivan777 5 років тому +285

    "Dave, I'm going to ask you a question" Oh man, you know it's about to get real...

    • @swagathachristie5603
      @swagathachristie5603 5 років тому +31

      I thought he was gonna ask him if he pissed in the bucket 🤣

    • @karicoleman3548
      @karicoleman3548 5 років тому +3

      Cheyanne Wright
      Same 😂

    • @pc-nq6ws
      @pc-nq6ws 3 роки тому +8

      Every time Greg says "you're not in trouble" it means they cheated lol

  • @aModernDandy
    @aModernDandy 2 роки тому +41

    Bringing in a picture of Cary Grant as your most attractive relative is such a flex - unbelievable. When Dave read that task he must have known he absolutely would win!

  • @youremakingprogress144
    @youremakingprogress144 3 роки тому +127

    I like Sarah's style. She plays in the spirit of the game to have fun, and treats winning as secondary. Like her, I was sad to see Paul knock the doughnuts onto the floor; and I was delighted that she'd wanted to give them to the audience (but Paul's answer to that made me laugh hard).

    • @eddiek8179
      @eddiek8179 2 роки тому +23

      That would be stupid. The donuts were already handled by everyone. Giving them to other people for consumption after that would be unsanitary. Paul was being a comedian by doing a bit with donuts that were surely meant for the bin.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 роки тому +11

      @@eddiek8179 Correct, no TV show would ever hand out food that had been handled by the cast or crew.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 місяців тому

      Yeah, I'm sure the audience couldn't wait to eat a bunch of stale doughnuts that had just been manhandled by five people.

  • @abbyreaves595
    @abbyreaves595 4 роки тому +72

    “I can’t hear you, mate!”
    “I’m just guessing, mate!”

  • @natalie-sloth2308
    @natalie-sloth2308 2 роки тому +54

    The part with Sara and Rob during charades made me laugh so much that my belly started to hurt. The way Rob danced, Sara repeated the dance and didn't get it at first - perfect :D

  • @Swirlingflame
    @Swirlingflame 3 роки тому +32

    I honestly love the doughnut game. They should bring it back! Also, When Greg jokes that Al paid a man to hang in the lighting, Paul actually looks up for a second. xD

  • @doubleT84
    @doubleT84 5 років тому +173

    I like Sara for wanting to give the donuts to the audience.
    I'm also now craving donuts.

  • @MissLexiMarie
    @MissLexiMarie 4 роки тому +36

    I'm watching through the whole show for third time now. I will never not rewind and watch Greg's reaction to "the FIP" over, and over, and over again.

  • @brianleslie19
    @brianleslie19 2 роки тому +21

    The way Greg says 'Dave I'm gonna ask you a question' at 18:47 is priceless

  • @lipgloss675411
    @lipgloss675411 4 роки тому +208

    "How's morale Paul?"
    "Who's she?"

    • @snflwrgld
      @snflwrgld 3 роки тому +10

      that was an underrated moment hahahahah

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 4 роки тому +107

    "You've seen what I'm capable of!" *Flash to bare foot*
    This episode directed by Quentin Tarantino

  • @annetvandermeulen2399
    @annetvandermeulen2399 4 роки тому +33

    The way Alex looks when he's sad is quite literally breaking my heart.

  • @MaxZorin85
    @MaxZorin85 2 роки тому +36

    My favourite part of this is Rob getting angry and Sara thinking it’s part of the game

  • @mhansl
    @mhansl 5 років тому +341

    “Could have given them to the audience.”
    Have to admit, a bit of a crush on Sara Pascoe.

    • @gut9941
      @gut9941 4 роки тому +14

      she looks and talks weirdly familiar to a girl I had a crush on some time ago tbh 😂

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 роки тому +11

      That part was cute

    • @sozeytozey
      @sozeytozey 4 роки тому +5

      She kinda ruined that moment tho

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 роки тому +48

      @@sozeytozey No, he made it awkward. Did you see how no one was reacting? The audience were "..."
      She saved it.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 4 роки тому +24

      I love her, but if I was an audience member I don't know how much I would've wanted to have doughnuts garnished with comedian sweat.

  • @helloimbri837
    @helloimbri837 5 років тому +169

    happy taskmaster tuesday everyone

    • @swagathachristie5603
      @swagathachristie5603 5 років тому +9

      I literally woke up, made my morning cup of tea, turned on my phone and said "Hell yeah, Taskmaster!" And then sat down immediately to watch 🤣

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 5 років тому

      that is not a thing.

    • @swagathachristie5603
      @swagathachristie5603 5 років тому +7

      Sure it is. See you next Tuesday!

    • @coreybrix1215
      @coreybrix1215 5 років тому +4

      It should be a thing if it's not a thing.

    • @cara_carambola
      @cara_carambola 5 років тому +1

      @@swagathachristie5603 I can't have breakfast on tuesdays without a new episode of taskmaster lol

  • @8-bitsarda747
    @8-bitsarda747 Рік тому +8

    I love that he introduced them as the finalists, as though they were the last five to make through the whole season

  • @JoaoPessoa86
    @JoaoPessoa86 5 років тому +241

    Rob Becket could have brought in a very handsome horse picture

  • @kdpflush
    @kdpflush 5 років тому +190

    "I mean, I've got an English degree!"

  • @Hanklerfishies
    @Hanklerfishies 4 роки тому +158

    the theme of this series was corruption innit

  • @MohamedJesus
    @MohamedJesus 5 років тому +1405

    Who else is addicted to this?

    • @jgg75
      @jgg75 5 років тому +24

      it has replaced heroin in my life...

    • @Zoomookie
      @Zoomookie 5 років тому +4

      NO it's not an addiction!

    • @alias3660
      @alias3660 5 років тому +16

      It's not an addiction. it's a way of life.

    • @matthewpopow6647
      @matthewpopow6647 5 років тому +27

      I've watched 3 seasons in 2 days

    • @bendybarra
      @bendybarra 5 років тому +8

      Gone from series 1 to this since yesterday

  • @theMull90
    @theMull90 3 роки тому +15

    Doughnuts on a stick is one of the best live tasks they have done. TBH all of the "call my bluff" type live tasks are normally the most entertaining, like doughnuts and especially like one leg or two.

  • @mema9802
    @mema9802 3 роки тому +23

    Just wanted to put it out there: Sara's dress is so cool! It seems hardly anyone noticed it

  • @crimsontaintedsin
    @crimsontaintedsin 5 років тому +58

    Next season has Noel and I'm stoked!! Can't wait to share the joy of that season with everyone here!

    • @madison4364
      @madison4364 4 роки тому +4

      Noel and Mel were a great pair. Loved them both on GBB but they’re even better together.

  • @chrisj403
    @chrisj403 4 роки тому +76

    "You must not move the *Bucket* " That means that one of the buckets can be moved, ask Alex to specify which one.

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 4 роки тому +21

      Exactly!
      I was thinking the same thing, it's like what Richard Osman did with bringing the yoga mat and the trolley to the starting point.

    • @theoriginalshew
      @theoriginalshew 4 роки тому +15

      Na, it was "buckets". 6:45 he says buckets.

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 4 роки тому +374

    I am unendingly annoyed at how little the statue head looks like Greg.

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 4 роки тому +43

      needs a raised eyebrow

    • @bleepiestofbloops
      @bleepiestofbloops 4 роки тому +16

      Same here. Needed to be narrower, with a more modern hair style.

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 4 роки тому +70

      Can't stop staring at it. It's definitely based on his face, even the eyebrows are spot on, yet it looks absolutely NOTHING like him. Tricky how light plays on different surfaces

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 4 роки тому +26

      isn't it supposed to be a reference to the Ronaldo statue that looks like he was in an accident?

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 4 роки тому +6

      It does look a bit like Cristiano Ronaldo, though.

  • @benjiroy8774
    @benjiroy8774 3 роки тому +9

    I have watched series 1-3 in full now and have cheered for the person in last place every single time lmao
    Paul is a treasure.

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 5 років тому +27

    38:16
    I love that Paul actually checks.

    • @jessieee3423
      @jessieee3423 4 роки тому +2

      YESSS! xD xD and Sara too!!

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim 4 роки тому +1

      @@jessieee3423 Yeah, Sara plays it off much better.
      Totally nonchalant.

  • @vickimacdonald9212
    @vickimacdonald9212 4 роки тому +9

    Pretty sure this is my favourite episode of the series. Classic Al and Dave moves, and Greg's punishment was so odd and hilarious

  • @chefrowlet
    @chefrowlet 3 місяці тому +1

    "I now fully understand the game" coming seconds before the end of the studio task is still one of my favorite TM moments

  • @k.a.u.4599
    @k.a.u.4599 4 роки тому +11

    Al with his gong and his wig falling off, if not an impressive slow-mo, was genuinely one of the funniest things in the whole series.

  • @Juni_Viv
    @Juni_Viv 21 день тому +1

    I really enjoyed this cast. I wish they were on later years so they had more eps in their series. As a collective, they were hilarious. Paul was a highlight.

  • @KusaneHexaku
    @KusaneHexaku 5 років тому +906

    Can someone calculate roughly how much Al had spent in the entire series?

    • @gaiusmaecenas1861
      @gaiusmaecenas1861 5 років тому +783

      Not including the things he brought in as prices, the addition goes as follows:
      Taxi and courier for the “clothes-spreading” task: 340£
      Gong 1: 30£ (estimated after looking at the prices at different gong rental services)
      Gong 2: 30£ (estimated after looking at the prices at different gong rental services)
      Taxi for the pea-throwing task: 150£
      Paying Alex to carry his bucket: 80£
      This adds up to 630£.

    • @kida4313
      @kida4313 5 років тому +129

      @@gaiusmaecenas1861 I think that was his own gong. But that stove he brought was at least 8k

    • @gaiusmaecenas1861
      @gaiusmaecenas1861 5 років тому +165

      @@kida4313 No, I think he said that he knew " a place nearby". As I said, I didn't count the prices in because I wasn't sure if they actually bought them.

    • @thechris312
      @thechris312 5 років тому +63

      @@gaiusmaecenas1861 He did say that, but in a later season somebody says Al lives nearby to the taskmaster house and they borrowed the gong from him. (Could have just been tongue in cheek, but idk)

    • @Johanna.EG.
      @Johanna.EG. 5 років тому +18

      @@gaiusmaecenas1861 It could have been the same gong, filmed the same day.

  • @polarofficial1598
    @polarofficial1598 3 роки тому +11

    paul gives the same delivery for everything he says and its perfect every time

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 3 роки тому

      You misspelled "dull".

  • @Dannyboy1550
    @Dannyboy1550 5 років тому +165

    You should totally release two episodes per week. The wait is killing me.

  • @cara_carambola
    @cara_carambola 5 років тому +21

    This was so fun! Not only the series as a whole given that every competitor is so unique and yet they all had chemistry, but being able to follow it week by week on the channel. I know these are old series but it's still nice ♡

  • @Cernoise
    @Cernoise 3 роки тому +14

    Having recently had a lot of trouble opening a coconut, despite trying multiple tips and tools, I’m impressed by how easily Sarah did it.

  • @chestersnap
    @chestersnap Рік тому +10

    I think the story behind Rob's slow-mo video is that he's a new dad with only 10 hours of sleep within the past week

  • @themightysven
    @themightysven 5 років тому +85

    I was thinking about this earlier, and I'm really intrigued by how they're going to fit this format into the final boss confrontation for the upcoming Black Widow movie...

    • @badgerbar3623
      @badgerbar3623 5 років тому

      Huh

    • @anonymousp8024
      @anonymousp8024 5 років тому

      themightysven weird joke

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 4 роки тому +31

      I had a suspicion, so I looked it up and apparently the villain of the upcoming Black Widow film is called Taskmaster.

  • @miyawasser
    @miyawasser 4 роки тому +447

    In that fill the bucket with water task, they could have dropped all those pebbles in the bucket to raise the water level innit?

    • @PoppyL99
      @PoppyL99 4 роки тому +13

      Those were frozen peas... and they tend to float in water not sink

    • @pendlera2959
      @pendlera2959 4 роки тому +59

      @@PoppyL99 Floating objects still displace some water. Also, if you put enough in, the ones on top push down the ones below.

    • @timdungan-levant7640
      @timdungan-levant7640 4 роки тому +45

      @@PoppyL99 For what it's worth, if you take a look at Paul's bucket (18:16 in the episode), all the visible peas are on the bottom. miyawasser's idea is not a bad one.

    • @LPKelly380
      @LPKelly380 3 роки тому +4

      @@PoppyL99 Yeah, frozen peas sink, I’m afraid. So......🤔

    • @jeremybryson3012
      @jeremybryson3012 3 роки тому +1

      Didn't have to just be peas... couldve been anything they could shove in there.

  • @ElectroTherapyFTSoul
    @ElectroTherapyFTSoul 4 роки тому +7

    I'm going through this series for my first time, and Rob and Sarah are my favorite duo yet!

  • @isabellevogel900
    @isabellevogel900 5 років тому +36

    I'm screaming at the 'Rob Bucket' joke lmao

  • @timschnitzel
    @timschnitzel 5 років тому +76

    I found this channel 3 days ago. By now, I have watched 3 full series of the show and am sure it‘s better than anything on German television. So thanks for uploading this!!
    Oh and could you please pitch the show to a German TV-channel? I‘d really like to see comedians I know deal with these tasks :)

    • @Chrisxhi
      @Chrisxhi 5 років тому

      Sat.1 or RTL actually started to produce a series, but never finished

    • @C0urg0l
      @C0urg0l 5 років тому +10

      Bitte nicht. Das funktioniert niemals mit deutschen Humor 🤦‍♀️

    • @kidkat5462
      @kidkat5462 5 років тому +1

      @@C0urg0l ja aber es wäre schon interessant zu sehen, wie genau es nicht funktioniert.
      Mit würden auf Anhieb gar keine fünf Leute einfallen die ich mir in ner deutschen Version vorstellen könnte geschweige denn mehrere Staffeln...

    • @C0urg0l
      @C0urg0l 5 років тому +4

      @@kidkat5462 ich finde die Sendung funktioniert zum Großteil wegen der Chemie zwischen Davies und Horne, das würde niemals im Deutschen funktionieren. Dazu kommt, dass wir nich so lustige Menschen haben

    • @timschnitzel
      @timschnitzel 5 років тому +1

      Also eine ähnliche Chemie könnte ich mir zum Beispiel vorstellen mit Böhmermann und Kabelka... :) Das würde schon irgendwie gehen!

  • @vladstepanchuk3086
    @vladstepanchuk3086 3 роки тому +7

    You guys bring out some genuine laughter. Much appreciated for every episode.

  • @owenmccarthy7259
    @owenmccarthy7259 2 роки тому +65

    As a 6’8” person, I find so much joy in seeing how little everyone else looks when Greg stands up

  • @monhi64
    @monhi64 2 роки тому +61

    Every start of a season I get sad that the previous contestants are gone and we have this new unfamiliar group who are less fun. And then immediately by episode like episode two I’m completely on board with the new cast only for me to be sad when the new ones are gone next season. What a cycle lol

  • @Zarkawi17
    @Zarkawi17 Рік тому +3

    The water in the bucket task is honestly amazing with how much it led to. Alex helping Al for money and the subsequent punishment, Rob dealing with the freezing cold and the uh, effect, that has on him, and Dave's cheating attempt (also I just noticed this time that Dave wipes his brow after Alex says how much water he had, possibly as a "whew I got away with it" thing which is a funny detail). Never would've expected it out of such an unassuming task but it really turned out to be one of the best ones cause of all that.

  • @theyruinedyoutubeagain
    @theyruinedyoutubeagain 2 роки тому +14

    Sara might be my new celebrity crush. She's just so genuine

  • @illusion-xiii
    @illusion-xiii 5 років тому +46

    Credit to Paul's gambit in the final round. Nearly everyone kept the same number of donuts on the second pass. If Sara hadn't changed hers, he would have won. It was a good strategy, luck just didn't work in his favor.

  • @NicolasPerrault
    @NicolasPerrault Місяць тому +1

    Love the way Greg says Taskmaster. Makes me want to see an all walrus version called Tuskmaster

  • @teeweezeven
    @teeweezeven 5 років тому +103

    Next season is gonna be fun! It's my second favourite :D (after season 7, no one beats James Acaster and Rhod Gilbert)

    • @demerion
      @demerion 5 років тому +2

      -
      I'm going to watch it right now :D
      I mean, what else would you do if you stayed up all night watching half of series 1 and series 3? (I've seen #2 before the first)

  • @tedesco7219
    @tedesco7219 4 роки тому +36

    Rob and Sara giggling at each other at 22:10 is so funny

  • @johndeorian6654
    @johndeorian6654 5 років тому +3

    Please continue uploading these. I think this is my new favorite show.

  • @waterlilyalpha3367
    @waterlilyalpha3367 5 років тому +10

    Stumbled across this show a week ago and immediately binge watched all available episodes on youtube. Please upload more episodes (and faster!)! It's hilarious!

  • @Gradamit
    @Gradamit 5 років тому +79

    I really wanted one of the siblings to win the whole series
    Imagine how I felt at the end of this

  • @ChrisHockman
    @ChrisHockman 3 роки тому +9

    I love that Ben Fogle’s Wikipedia features this episode

  • @TheLights045
    @TheLights045 4 роки тому +18

    Sarah is so sweet and lovely!! She and Rob get on so well I love it!

  • @michelledenise5096
    @michelledenise5096 4 місяці тому +1

    Watching this series today for the third time, didn’t expect to see James Earl Jones in the prize task. Passed away last night. Relevant right up to the end. RIP.

  • @rumademedoit
    @rumademedoit 4 роки тому +97

    when alex took his sock off someone whistled 😭😭

  • @moosemorales
    @moosemorales 5 років тому +61

    I love this channel continue to post please