I Let a Twitter Bot Decorate My Room
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- Опубліковано 22 жов 2019
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jpn - bloom. []
jump man 93 - bruh - Комедії
all i can imagine is the look on the amazon delivery driver's face when he realizes his whole truck is deliveries to this *one room*
Lol
Plot twist, the Amazon guy got Micheal Bold and Brash
666 likes
As a delivery driver id forever remember the day one guy ordered at least 96 boxes
@@benjaminsanburn7143
Especially that one guy who can invent brand new torture device for teenagers...
He has an error handler that logs "'uwu I made a fucky: ' + error"
you sir are a god.
*_I Wasnt The Only One To See That Thank God_*
Timestamp?
@@ryanbrown1835 7:54
@@ryanbrown1835 7:44
@@ryanbrown1835 7:54 my guy
As a current Amazon driver. That guy must have been either infuriated having to deliver 100 packages, or happy as hell because he probably had a short day
See as a former Amazon delivery driver I was thinking the same thing, but honestly they probably just had him do some rescue routes after he finished early anyway 🤣
bro must have met the qutoa very fast that day
Back when Amazon didn't work people like slaves legit with a ankle bracket because "covid is so bad we need to make your lives worse"
As an actual interior designer myself, this was outright traumatising
Good.
It's twitter, what did you expect?
Good.
Mission success
as a second interior designer, i too feel pain!
This simultaneously looks like the room of a 13 year old girl and a 26 year old neckbeard
*46 year old neckbeard
That is what Michael is... He is the worst of both worlds
You know, if you let someone like Alex decorate your room while giving her stuff from random people on the internet then you will get ¨a room of a 13 year old girl and a 26 year old neckbeard¨.
Isn't that exactly what Michael is though?
It's the room of a 26 year old neckbeard who identifies as a 13 year old girl.
a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down
This isn't a robot video; save that comment for later
A chair that follows you everywhere so you can sit down whenever you want
it could probably use one of those sensors the restroom toilets have
tankproof2 he probably won't see this so I'll respond how I feel he would when he sees an idea like this
"This is fucking doodoo"
@@zztopFLO nah thats useful
Michaels front door must’ve been a package thief’s dream
Probably started as a dream but turned into a nightmare once the package thief opened them
And then they get a bottle of coyote urine and hentai posters
More like a nightmare man
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Steals pickle juice shots
i love how micheal appears suprised by the amount of packages while 24x4=96
Even though, somehow, the bot still only bought 95. Maybe he messed up and didn't buy the last one or started counting at 0 instead of 1?
23.75 hours divided by 15 minutes = 95, so yes in a way it stopped at 24 but didn't make the order cuz it was over
@@keto869 typical programming loop mistake xD you make < instead of
or not a mistake lol
nerd
Next video: I made a bot that automatically makes Amazon refunds
Why didn’t someone get him a fucking roomba
😂
@@mosleyman3136 He had a 25usd limit on the bot
@@rafajrichard About 30 minutes in, he switched it to 90 USD I believe
@wOKen Mmm, delicious coyote piss.
“What’s BTS”
“ Yep”
😂😂😂
What sounds are you trying to reduce?
1. Sounds from room to house?
2. Sound from house to room?
3. Sound from outside to room?
4 Sound from room to outside?
BTS trash
Vinsmoke Sanji yeah
@@africanjunior7866no
@@keonaugusta4410 yes big trash
I really enjoy how the camera guy really gets into michael’s lecture about is code
Is anyone gonna mention how insane the delivery people must have felt getting these packages to Michael in the first place?
I feel bad for the people that had to pack the items
@@april_that’s literally their job 😂
"That's the interpretive Japanese art section."
"Why isn't next to the Bible section?"
"Art and God don't mix."
It explains why I look like this.
Because art is above god
-Huldrych Zwingli c.1520
Actually X is equal to 5.
Cheaf Min nah I got the power of god and anime on my side
The amazon driver must have loved this delivery so much. We normally get paid like $150-$200 for like a delivery of 40-50 packages and normally it takes like 3-4 hours but if it’s all to one location, you can probably finish in 30mins and you still earn the same amount.
Everyone wins!
uhh maybe not *everyone*
I'll be damned. I figured the Amazon driver would hate him. That's fucking rad.
@@eushandageorge2554 no
An Amazon driver gets $50 per hour? I thought it'd be much less...
I can imagine a thief stole 2 packages only to find them to be adult toys, and then think all the other gifts are the exact same
Imagine they only get a toy and the communist manifesto
The irony of someone buying the Communist Manifesto on Amazon is hilarious to me
I like how the only actual thing that he got for his room is a shelf
LavaLamp Setup I’m surprised he didn’t get a 50 gallon tub of lube
Keep these ideas for if he does this again
@@qaz3057 I like the way you think
For 10000$
And a mouse pad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"That's not for the boobs it's for the wrist support"
-Michael 2019
He picked the zero 2 "wrist wrest" over the rem "wrist wrest".
WEEBS ROLLOUT OUT
I ligit read this at the exact moment the video played it
@@zzdahaewae Who's rem?
Father forgive me for what i will support next
@@TrueMegaManiac Rem, I love Emilia
I love Michael’s laugh after he discovers something dangerous. For instance: 5:13
“Now I could ask friends for help or talk to an interior decorator but that’s social interaction and I don’t support it”
He said before asking everyone on Twitter what he should get and then getting his friend to be an interior decorator
she did a great job decorating that mess tf
would 10/10 buy alex dirty socks
BTS Shrine
Jimmy Overly bro what....
I tried my best...
Legit
"There's iCarly cologne!"
"It's flammable."
*IMMEDIATELY GETS A LIGHTER.*
Which dumbass let Michael get a lighter
I like his mindset
he's about to reenact every fire spencer shay has ever started in the show... DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
mood
I felt like I was a reference to icarly since spencer sets everything on fire
imagine if the same amazon delivery guy delivers the stuff to the same house multiple times a day, but every time they deliver, there are way more packages
8:26
Alex: I can't find jesus.
Me neither. Good luck tho.
The shelf was the only legit thing that someone thought “oh he might need this” but no
multiple people*
It had to have a decent amount of likes in order to be bought
yeah, same, i expected much more useful stuff, i guess he said decorations so..
@@CANDYBREAKER3000 it may have had a lot of likes, but it was probably on the lower end of the top 95
I think the bot also bought a webcam too
I did notice he had a seriously short supply of coyote urine. That little bottle just ain't gonna cut it. Should have shipped a 20-gallon jug of it. Now how's he going to paint all those walls?
“That’s social interaction and I don’t support it”
He knew...
Yup. Neither do I. We introverted psychos have been training for this our entire lives
TheKingNerd We are in our natural habitat
I really hoped to find that comment right now
*insert man pointing offscreen meme because i didn’t know the SOURCE*
just like how he didn't support the Albert body pillow on Lily's bed and now they're dating
I love how the cameraman was actually listening and participating
I love how at 3:15 Michael just becomes a literal hamster getting murdered
That one dude who just got him a shelf, he was actually tryna help.
i like to think it was a nice mom/grandma who saw the post and was happy to help
I figured he'd get a bunch of ikea-level furniture mixed in with memes. Actually just all memes.
Edit; there was a $25 limit on the items which is the perfect budget for merch. Makes sense.
You literally stole this comment
@@beefslap6361 oh who gives a shit
CRYSCOMAC bro shut up i subscribed to you for no reason
It literally looks like the internet threw up on his room
Raven Horan Well thats figuratively exactly what happened
Technically...
projectial styail
So basically
He did an internet
ok hear me out, he should collab with demolition ranch now you may be saying "but karbz they make different content for different people" ok now imagine a sentry gun that only shoots if someone swares at it
When Michael wakes up every morning he chooses between praying to god or praying to BTS but ends up worshipping satan every time.
Dude has more trans pride flags than I do 😂
Not a flex
i love your profile picture
@@Whatthefreak128L commenter
@@pepper1739 🦍💨
If there ever was a room that represented the entirety of the internet, this is that room
But where are all the cats then?
@@NikolaProlic Hanging in there.
explain the beans...
@@trevsweb do we have to ?
you mean depression?
Oh My god, the dude that send a shelf was actually trying to help
And all those who liked that comment
That guy was probably like: Oh he need help? Here's a shelf.
Meanwhile, everyone else just sent him the meme-est shit like a sack of potatoes and BTS funko pops
@@ryanchong9965 yeah I excepted as much from his fanbase. His life is a meme. Like have you watched this guy and seen the comments? 🤣
Things that surprised me were people actually being helpful and coming together to get him shelves to hold all the other crap people got him. Probably helping out of pity tbh
Stolen comment
FreeDivingInMaldivesWithRyaan Prove it,whos the original maker of the comment besides benson huh
Michael dragging Will around by his shirt is like a child dragging a parent around to show them their terrible drawing so they can say it can go on the fridge
I just found your channel by way of Ludwig reacting to one of your videos. It will always fascinate me that there are so many lil towns throughout UA-camland that house all these creators with millions of subs that I've never even heard of! I'm ready to binge. It also looks like you've recently returned to YT. So I hope to see alot more to come!
“You can sit down and look at your bts shrine”
“What’s BTS?”
“Yep”
Back to school
Behind the scenes
Bangkok Transit System
Beat the Siberians
Bleach the snake
“Gets sent coyote urine and gags”
Idubbz: “First time?”
Idubbbz*
JAM_KETI ok we get it
THREE FUCKING Bs
TeeDee Wa
Shit and sauce 😋
two b’s
how nice of Michael to get his two fathers to help him
Is Alex truly an interior decorator? She did such a good job with that room that i kinda believe that.
"They live in the same house, but they don't interact"
"My PARENTS"
At least yours are in the same house. Mine got divorced!
@@derpywoodoo it's better to get divorced than live in that toxic aura
@@derpywoodoo thats way better than if they stayed together. Every story you hear about parents dtaying together for the kids ends with the kida hating it
@@jojo6783f or the parents could be adults and seek professional help for there problems instead of breaking a family apart and damaging their kids when they get stuck with only one parent with limited visitation to the other I know I would have preferred mine too but sure let’s listen to you the internet doctor
@@OlDanTucker my parents got divorced when i was 10. I later heard they had issues for like 5 years and pretty much tried everything. After they divorced it really sucked for a year or 2/3 but i got more used to it over time. And before they divorced i just got to the age where I started noticing things where not right between my parents which also hurt. I imagine if it kept going it would have been awful. At least from stories i hear where the parents stay together like my moms story.
My mom's parent also divorced when she was 16. They did stay together "for the kids". But it didnt work out at all. It got so bad my grandma attempted suicide and my mom and uncle had to make them divorce because it was literally killing them and also hurting the kids massively.
Please stop saying it can be fixed. It sometimes cant be fixed and its better to break apart in a decent way (like with my parents where i change homes every week so i see them evenly) instead of trying to stick together and suffer more (see my mom's example. Note that the fact they tried to stay together kinda broke the family in 2 for a long time)
A security camera that insults people when they walk past it
Yes
That’s amazing, also like mine so he sees it
Kurima BAHAHAHAHHA
YESS hahaha
Yes
I love how he does a little homage with the unboxing and the coyote urine was nice a nice touch
Seeing michael DRAGGING will around the room at 9:58 is the funniest part of the video to me
"That is social interaction and I don't support it"
Developer level: 10000
Ends up bringing 4 more people instead of just an interior designer (camera man, gus, eddy, and the “interior designer”)
commander 84 emendqeuwifhfkffk
@@Santiago-jl5pw ?
Basically every software designer lmo
Oh man, the covid
"this k-pop BTS Jimin doll would look great next to the *communist manifesto* "
edit: im glad this quote i ripped from the video got some people to talk about politics... :)
Shut the fuck up weeb
@@cherrysmoke33 thats... Not a weeb thing?
Cherry Smoke hmm... yes.
also where the fuck did the communist manifesto go?
@@boabuin1151 Probably in the trash, where it belongs.
Big shoutout to whoever bought you a shelf, and a giant shoutout to Alex!
1 in every 2 transwomen's rooms look like this
I'm a trans woman and I can confirm. Personally, I have mostly books and assorted art supplies so I'm the other type of trans woman lol.
can confirm this is accurate
Imagine going to someone’s house after a date and this is their room
I'd marry her
Well he lives in his mom's house because he is 12.
thats when you leave and block them on every fucking communication system available
smash. smash. smash. immediately
Noped outa that real quick
“Art and god don’t mix”
-Michael 2019
Michelangelo (not the turtle) disliked this.
The poster was the god in this scenario
@@OneViolentGentleman Michelangelo (the turtle) liked this.
William:what's bts
Micheal:yup
Imagine a Porch Pirate stole a package or two and opened it up just to find the Communist Manifesto
‘Ah, the BTS Jimin doll will look so lovely next to my communist manifesto’
LMFAO
Best quote
Jimin marxist
Next to the bibles and the Trans flag too
😭😭😭😭
The thing is I’m sure there’s someone who’s room unironically looks like this
Take out the pickle rick stuff, coyote urine and all the bibles then add a server rack, mannequins with maid dresses and 2 wall-long desks full of computer hardware and that's my room.
@@PoppyPoppa I was gonna ask if you had the hentai in your room but then I looked at your pfp.
@@PoppyPoppa you didn't need to go on the specifics, your profile pic says it all
I honestly wouldnt mind that room excluding the bts stuff
It's the average former Tumblrite room.
Rip to Gus. Love to Eddy.
“What’s BTS?”
“Yep”
“They live in the same house, but they aren’t the same people”
“My parents”
IM DYING 😂😂😂
his laugh was so cute
”Activate your night vision!”
”All right boss”
*Night vision activated* 3:15
Bravo Six, going dark
Underrated comment
Didn't just make my evening, made my life.
Copy that Bravo Six.
Bravo seven, night vision just bought 95 packages from amazon
ive seen this video several times over the course of a couple years and it took me this long to figure out that hes recording in his bathroom
This is one of the rooms where the kid never gets rid of his stuff and it just shoes the phases they went through
No one:
Michael: *you’re wubba lubba dubba dead*
wubba lubbadopted
If Michael was a teacher I would take his class because he has taught me more than my real teacher ever has especially how to make a Laser baby
I really thought the next video after this is going to be him building a software that could find the identity and home address of someone using their user name.
He looks like a 13 year old, he sounds like a 13 year old, his decor looks like a hormonal 13 year old chose it
Meike Kroll True 😂
inject0r
Nobody asked dude
@@bodyz111 loooooool, this boy is proving he's a hormonal 13 year old
I look 13 I sound 8 but im 19
@@Snowyy78 oh my gosh yes 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine the f*cking Amazon drivers face when their truck has 100 packages, all for Michael
U made my day xD
Fucling
@@qhun3936 The face be like YAY! because they just dumped it all out on his house right? no need to go any houses
AND its on the 4th floor : l
I have questions that they didn't even try to stack the packages and instead opted for the "heap" tactic.
Oh God it's Gus Johnson before he canceled himself oh God
Michael is gonna go down in history as a great but mad scientist and i wish he uploaded more often. Such an interesting dude
This is better than fan mail bc we didn’t even have to pay for it
Obi-Wan Kenobi haha so true tho
Oh my god
He deleted his Twitter or what ?
General kenobi
There, it's 666 now
“It’s flammable “ immediately makes it into a flamethrower
I wish he used the flamethrower to burn everything BTS
I did that as a preteen lol
TitledANTHONY
oMG eDGy
+wizardlizard lol no
I am heavy... and this... is my weapon
Gosh, I cackled at the bts shrine. Magnificent 10/10
The look of absolute anger on Michael’s face when Eddie says he now has a shelf to put all his funko pops on is really funny
Im really surprised that there was only one hentai poster
Im suprised he didn't receive a copy of mein kampf or the communist manifesto
Didn't he receive a copy of the communist manifesto though?
*only one that we got to see
I kinda want one
Man i wanna like but i just cant cause its fucking 420 likes
Can we get an F for the UPS guy who had to take 10 trips up to Michael’s apartment so he can get his 20 BTS figures
F
F
F
F
F
i hope micheal understands what gus did and is no distanced from him
Those poor souls who had to ship those packages, like unboxing videos are tough for me having worked in logistics. 💀
The scary part is there are actual rooms that look like this unironically
Riaccoon I had to house sit for someone and I swear to god the rooms are the exact same vibe the pop funkos and all I’m triggered
Hey! No judging
And what’s wrong with that, let people enjoy things 🙄
The scary part is that there are rooms that don’t look like this
Especially the shrine.
I might be the only person sad that the sex swing was not in the room.
Don't worry, you're not alone.
Yup
You're wrong and you know it we are all dissapointed
I’m sad too
I’m lowkey depressed that would be hot if he swans on it I mean no homo
I mean I didn’t say anything
I'm watching this video and realizing he has the same desk as me when he was opening packages
I feel so bad for the amazon driver who had to deliver all that
I can't believe how we missed this oppurtunity to get him an Iron Throne.
There was a $25 limit per item tho
Baki Tatar ikr
Do you guys know how to ship things to him like fan mail and stuff
@@JH-jx7xs Find a pigeon and send it to the volcano, it'll get to him sooner or later
"This one's definitely just a.. sex swing... Fuck."
I think that was the exact moment it hit him how stupid this idea was
I didnt see the actual swing in his room
@@LukesPrivateChannelig he prob just didn't want to put that shit up, very reasonable
@@LukesPrivateChannelig he actually does end up using it to hold up his robot dog in one of his videos (or one of OfflineTV’s videos I don’t remember)
He knew it was stupid from the beginning. All of his video ideas are "how hilariously stupid will this be?"
@@Despacitoian
What impresses me is that he kept it somewhere, deciding that it'll be useful someday.
Who knew some mad scientist would chain a robo dog to it, suspending it in the air while attaching a 5cm penis, a 10 Gallon tank filled to the brim with beer and mostly force it to piss beer into red plastic cups. All about 1 year after getting this swing.
I remember watching this when it first came out. 4 years later still better then any other video released today
"Art and God don't mix" why does this line go so hard
"Art and God don't mix"
- Michael Reeves, 2019
but you forget "i have the power of god and anime on my side"
John Chaser fuck you
Accidental Enlightenment
bino_ bopper but god and anime does
bino_ bopper theres no god you idiot
“art and god don’t mix” is my favorite quote now
Every painter, sculptor or writer to ever exist: am i a joke to you
@@piergiorgio919 The world had been run by the church for the longest time and up until renaissance, it didn't care about art. Nobody could express themselves through art. Everything that was made in that period was for religion purposes only.
Michaelangelo must be in a special place in hell right now.
@@everydayhero3610 god is not a christianity exclusive
@@everydayhero3610 "Hundreds of years didn't exist because I say so."
I feel like a good portion of Micheal's stuff could've been porch-pirated and he wouldn't know
I read the title of the video and I instantly knew that he was gonna regret it
“this is the room I just moved into”
also Michael:
*moves out a month later*
Literally just thinking either that or he just got a very small room in the offlinetv house lol
I can see why
@@alien-probeunit4649 they just got a new offlinetv house tho and this was in october lol
Is it still arson if it’s your house
@@naenaemister5048 no
She actually did a great job decorating considering all the literal shit he received from the internet.
Now I'm mildly disappointed he didn't get sent literal shit in the mail. Although he did get coyote urine, so that's close.
she deserves a nobel prize
@@ericdanelon5447 Nobel* ;) But yeah. Also, I wonder where she put the potatoes. xD
@@Saavik256 Potatoes are the ideal mid-decoration snack. Crunch on em like apples.
@@squatchjosh1131 Perfect if you want to get solanine poisoning.
till this day i still wonder where all of these went, where they are, where they will go.
every time I rewatch this I have a mental break down on top of a stroke
I love the honesty of “What’s bts?”
"Yep"
Actully what is it
@@decadentrejects7338 From the photos, I'm assuming it's a male kpop boy band
@@Jesse22H it is, and its the most famous one i believe
Yep
i can’t BELIEVE no one got him led lights.
adriana sette I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
adriana sette THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
adriana sette they did 10:01
milrckz that’s to change the color of the moon
Why would you need that god is the only light you need
I love how everyone is just glossing g over that fact that he got not one, but two trans pride flags, Michael reeves fans said trans rights ig
He fully ruined an Amazon drivers entire day lmao
“What’s bts?”
Micheal: “yep”
Beas V2 what is it?
"Bout To Shit"? Idk, maybe bound to shit?
kc deguia kpop group
-D0M- it’s a famous korean boy band. They have won hundreds of awards for their inspirational messages in their songs and been invited to the billboards and Grammys before
beat the shit
i feel like alice's work has been under appreciated in this project
Alex*
@@chocolatevancandy9929 Thats her old name
Well I mean everyone else in Micheal's videos are his slaves to do his short bidding till he gets bored and sacrifices him to one of his machines
haHAA wait she’s trans?
who is alice?
The fact that the first thing he unboxes is nunchucks just sets the theme for the vid
You are the only thing that has made me laugh all god dam year
“What’s BTS?”
“YEAP”
"oOoOoh jUnGkOoK"
yep*
Eng Xin Jane omggggg
Wait, what is BTS behind the Sean?
/insert here all the fangirls in america and latinoamerica/ :^)