"So how did you survive this apocalypse Offline TV?" "Well we had a shit ton of weapons and we just threw them at the dead, but later on we pick them up" "And also our friend Michael is a literal demon at this, all we had to do is to tell him that they are turtles in disguise"
Imagine you try to rob this place, then find out that they're all armed to to teeth, and Michael is just a tazer god outfitted with an electric cannon armed mech.
Imagine robbing the house while Michael was playing the nose flute and Toast was wearing nipple covers. They'd charge you too Michaels tribal battle tune.
Detective in training: but the autopsy shows that they died by electrocution almost as if there was so many tasers in him the wounds didn’t even kill him
Everyone's like 3 or 4 boxes in, playin with their gifts and Micheal is in the back just sayin "oh cool, that's nice, great" only one layer into his packaging 😂🤣😂 its absolutely perfect
I love how when Michael is opening the spear he just doesn’t even give a shit about his safety while lily and toast are worried that he’s gonna stab himself
He also streams on twitch at DunoisKR! He streams edits and sometimes genshin. I would recommend the stream where he edited the roast beef bit in this video
The fact that the editor put in Magikarp Festival during the lightsaber fight at 4:24 is hilarious. It's the ultimate action-video-game-pop-culture-rave-fight-scene song
Poki reading a sweet message for Toast while he's cringing with Michael tearing up the packaging for the spear in the background like a goblin on crack is a vibe
It's so weird man. Lily has come along way since meeting Micheal and Toast has really stepped up as a content creator and a group unifier. The growth of Offline is insane.
@@Haha5X lily is more confident on camera and streams she isn't "depressed lily" or the typical shy persona she once had. She has grew to be more confident in herself and actions.
I love that they made sure to bring Michael into the well-armed fold (if they're gonna have a mafia, they'll need those weapons) - even if Michael is probably the last person you really wanna arm.
I love how Toast is getting a love letter read to him while Michael is in the back destroying a plastic bag
@Jia Lan Li
michael hates turtles
@Jia Lan Li good turtles? no such thing
unless you count his sla- workers in minecraft
@Jia Lan Li ...meanwhile eating snapping turtle jerky...
Lmao
@Jia Lan Li hes cutting the plastic to make smaller pieces that can get into the airway of more stupid turtles
I had the same thought
Lilly: are these drugs?!
Michael: *T A R G E T A Q U I R E D*
No its my prescription!!!!!!!
@@kylerevans2114 they always make that excuse
@@davidmezacoons4589 wait a second THEY!?
@@davidmezacoons4589 does he have like little hobbit friends under the table?
@@wheatley7083 no he has no friends they are test subjects
I like how everyone is talking and michael is just absolutely blasting the flute
Us
as franku wishes
NYEEESSS
Yeah. And it was from my country.
Suddenly gives you ninja vibe
Scarra: gets normal things
“Oh a plushy!”
Michael right after getting a spear:
“It’s jerky made out of snapping turtle meat.”
I bet the turtle died with straw up its nose
@@zolazar6928 Jezzus fuking crist your uhinged
@@zolazar6928 no that makes the meat bad
@@electricheisenberg5723 No it makes it better -proceeds to throw more straws into the ocean-
“That’s Korean”
**plays nose flute** “And this is Filipino”
That part cracked me up🤣
bruh 😆
i felt that
@@tracedapig3985 lm
same same looool
Oh my
I just love how toast isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s reading from a script during the promo
Lol
True
@@seansterling325 They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
No his cat was just playing with his feet
\___/ |:
Mihcheal : it’s like a psychopath wrapped this
Everyone of Micheals fans :..........
The moment he said that, my mind went: “thats rich coming from you, Michael”
3:25 : a psychopath wrapped this
8:31 : 5 minutes later
@@tortoise5083 8:41
Learn from the best
@@wintergreen9949 yea but it starts at 8:31
everyone else: gets origami, cute stuff, glasses , etc.
TOAST AND MICHAEL: Weapons
Mykull got drugs
Hey I would be happy
It's the community they built 😂
Dont forget scarras crinkle shorts
i mean who wouldn't want it
Everyone: *talks about the wooden spoons*
Michael: *proceeds to reunite with his Filipino roots*
Filipino "flutes"
Put tank in a mall
Petition for Michael to speak Filipino swear words.
So... Micheal is filipino?
@@hiehman6970 yes he is
poki: *reading fan letter*
toast: *cringing*
poki: and her twitter at the bottom!
toast: •O•
aka pluggers/clout hunters
@@dark3rthanshadows you know, props for her shooting her shot. Too many people in this world are too damn scared to make the first move.
4:45
And michael opening a speir in the background
He doesn't look like he is cringing tho it feels like he's giddy or smth
2:56 "Michael's got the longest package"
"Wha...Facts" LMAO.
Poki: *World's longest d¡|d0.*
Lily: "is this drugs?"
Michael: "DRUGS!?"
You can see pure excitement and happiness in his face
Me too
Tommy innit would be proud of Micheal for ordering drugs
DRUGS
@Kevin Tasdan damn u copied my comment and still got more likes than me:(
Scarra - “Michael got the longest package"
Michael - “facts”
Yes, I 100% agree with you Mr Clark
I thought it said “longest package”
Can confirm. We gave Michael the biggest package of all the lands.
Mason Clark someone care to comment the minute of this scene?
haha
It’s great how toast doesn’t even try to hide that he’s reading a script for the sponsor
And he is very funny during doing that
I’ve seen podcasts where they just show the paper in hand
@@crimsonfx166 oof, they don’t even care at that point
IKR
Ok
"So how did you survive this apocalypse Offline TV?"
"Well we had a shit ton of weapons and we just threw them at the dead, but later on we pick them up"
"And also our friend Michael is a literal demon at this, all we had to do is to tell him that they are turtles in disguise"
A- bruh moment
Lol
nah, one of them scared lily, so he defended his queen (i know im cringe)
@@joshuachristensen9731 and they stole her crack
are we just going to pretend that michael isn't the source of the apocalypse in the first place?
The way Lily summoned Michael by saying "Are these drugs?" killed me😂
Broooo
Lily: are these drugs?
Michael:drugs!?!
D
R
U
G
S
The man knows what he likes
Same here dude
I love how Toast isn't even trying to hide that he's reading Raycon's script XD
Shhhhh we don’t know.
@@lilianamochi8504 hmmm? What don’t we know I’m absolutely confused
What script?
Yeah, what script
Uh yeah... what script?
When Michael was ripping the package, I actually thought Harry Potter was finally gonna get his broomstick
That spear is the broomstick.
Its the Crack head brand Broomstick in fact.
Lol you deserve more likes
Same
UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine you try to rob this place, then find out that they're all armed to to teeth, and Michael is just a tazer god outfitted with an electric cannon armed mech.
Michael's new video: A NEW TEST SUBJECT
Scarra: "It looks like an axe"
Scarra: "It feels like an axe"
Scarra: "It looks and feels like and axe"
Scarra: "IT'S AN AXE"
I hit that part of the vid while reading this lmao
Y did this not blow up
@@yoisakii-je6te lmaooo
@@kiidkif2009 idk just hasn't yet
12:48
Lily is literally so vibrant here. You can see the growth she's had on her own as well as alongside Michael.
like she's comfortable opening packages and she isn't that awkward anymoreee :3 so prouuud
Simp
@@abcnews388 stfu
@@abcnews388 based
@@abcnews388 stfu
Imagine robbing this house, then all these people just carry out swords and Micheal just has 100 tazers
Lunchtime comes back but this time OfflineTv is prepared
Lol
Imagine robbing the house while Michael was playing the nose flute and Toast was wearing nipple covers. They'd charge you too Michaels tribal battle tune.
**S I T I N M Y C H A I R**
I think the most threatening thing is the nut button and temmie with her bowtie
I love how everyone gets normal heartfelt things and then there’s Michael getting animal food/remains, weapons and other interesting things
Lily: Are these Drugs?!?
Micheal: *D R U G S!*
CRACK HEAD
2:58 if anyone is wondering
How did I get so many likes?!
Lily: "That's Korean"'
Michael: "And this is Filipino" *nose flute noise*
😐
😅😅😅😅😅🇵🇭
As a Filipino, you have no idea how accurate the energy of this comment is to the culture.
It also said *Poki Flute* lol
praise franku
Lily: "are these drugs?"
Micheal: *D r u g s ?*
Turns out its perscription ones
Havent seen cvs deliver any stuff so makes sense.
Well sorry for. Not getting drugs
michel is addicted...
it’s probablly creakhead potion
Hope he's okay.
2:59 i had to watch it like 15 times already and im still laughing at it... i need help
12:12
Toast: this warning says "cancer and reproductive harm"
Poki: they got us cancer and reproductive harm?
LMAO
Lily: "Are these drugs?"
Michael: "That's just my prescription"
Yup, we do, in fact have ears
I wouldn't be surprised if it was crack
Just overdose and maybe it counts as drugs
Bandit: "What did she just said?"
@@AlphaSierra002 OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD
The way Toast puts in his RayCons is everything-
This comment made me actually watch the sponsored section, they should put a comment like this on every video
dude his smile was everything 🤣
lol
Sassy toast
Toast: puts in raycons in his ears
The camera man: “Now smile for the camera
Toast: Awkward smile*
I’m scared Michael gets progressively better at the nose flute so easily
Ikr
Well, its his native instrument
It's Frank's influence.
@@kashnatasingh8883 he so close to having all of franks instruments
It's from all the practice he's had inhaling drugs
I’d hug Scarra tbh. He’s such a kindhearted man
Michael sounds so excited when he heard the word “drugs”
He is a literral crackhead
That's a crackhead for ya
Thats gotta be the best crack head ive ever seen...
Why wouldn't he
Me too
Lily: That's korean
Michael: and this is filipino **starts playing the flute**
I'm a Filipino and laughed 😭😭
@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 Ify beh
@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 sameee
I cried while laughing HAHAHAHA
My Filipino heart HAHAHAHA
*puts hand on chest while flag starts flailing*
Random thug: breaks into this house.
Later...
Detective: twenty eight stab wounds!?.
*99 PERCENT LEVEL OF STRESS*
Detective in training: but the autopsy shows that they died by electrocution almost as if there was so many tasers in him the wounds didn’t even kill him
@@ginger6300 Tasers you say? *browses alibi's* I think I know who the cuplrit is
Toasty yes almost as if the main suspect has filmed himself tazzing people for years now how sadistic
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
8:43, is insane, I like Michael's complete disregard to safety
I love how lily's objective in unboxings is to make sure that michael doesn't harm himself
Great girlfriend indeed
Yo what the fuck nice eye
Himself... and others
That is one way to put it which they are a good couple
Should michael suppose to be protecting lily
"Michael's got the longest package"
mykull: facts
Michal*
@@louaytheking9989 yeah nah that's not right
@@louaytheking9989 no
MMMMM TOASTY
@@louaytheking9989 You missed the joke and do not know how to spell
"every invader that comes to our house, they won't be living"
-Scarra 2020
Lunchtime aint coming back any soon
12:38
LMAO i was going to comment the same thing
Don’t mess with the “Don”.
I think that belongs to hacksmith
I like how at 12:54 they actually use the proper way to hand a hatchet to someone over an object
He just held his hand out. I didnt see anything special about how he handed it over
@@01TacocaT10 handle first
everyone: yeah plushies!
Michael: dangerously opens his spear
remember me when this gets REALLY big
Hey im the second comment
lily: Are these drugs!?
Michael: 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊
𝔸ℍ 𝕐𝔼𝕊, 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊
2:58
I get to be da 600th like
Durags
Poki: *nUt*
Lily: “are these drugs”
Micheal: “DrUgS?!”
*D R U G S?!*
*D*
*R*
*U*
*G*
*S*
*?*
Micheal? XD
D R U G S!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D
R
U
G
S?!?!
15:39 : Oh my god, MARIO!!!!
Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggg
Michael: “ And this is filipino *NoSe FlUtE nOiSes* ”
Me, A Filipino: *music to my ears*
Yeah same I'm also a filipino
Timestamp?
Me: *THE SOUND OF MY PEOPLE*
@@cervantes5811 watch the whole video gawd damn and stop skipping it. lol
Lmaaoo
Lily: Are these Drugs?
Michael: *instantly stops* D R U G S ?
Michael again: oh that might just be my perscription
So yes drugs
He sounded so disappointed when they were his prescription
3:00
3:01 Michael says drugs
His prescription of crack cocaine :D
Burglar: "I'm gonna break into this house and steal whatever is inside"
OTV: "So... You have chosen death"
....by dismemberment
Tell me how the lunch club got out alive?
Imagine what defences Michael can make lmfaoooo
Rip burglar
@@ensong6513 they were super sneaky, OTV didn't notice they even entered the house
Everyone's like 3 or 4 boxes in, playin with their gifts and Micheal is in the back just sayin "oh cool, that's nice, great" only one layer into his packaging 😂🤣😂 its absolutely perfect
Scarra: “Mykulls got the longest package”
Mykull: *long pause to understand the joke* “FACTS!”
most underrated joke of the video
Poki and Lilly: oh look at these cute paintings we got
Michael: I am the blade
@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 no lol
While you studied art, I studied the blade.
@@rajendradamarsetiyawan3350 nah, I only ever watched his speedruns
He looked like zoro from one peice
Lilly: are these drugs
Michael: DRUGS
ohh i love his personality
Crackhead as always
And then it turns out that they actually were his drugs that weren't supposed to be in the PO box pile. XD
@@aji_jacobson fuck, that comment was cringe
Ooooo
I literally choked when he said that
Everyone saying thank you while Poki is happy-dancing, Michael is inspecting his axe and Toast is looking severely concerned
Everyone: * Opening opening packages *
Mykull: *N O S E F L U T E*
My- who? 💀
@@kirsten-alysamervyn5021 mykkuno,
@@Shiver197 lol
MYKULL LMFAOOOOOOOOOBFSCHBXVXBTG
@@Shiver197 mysguisedtoast
Scarra: Michael got the longest package
Michael: Facts.
thats where his extra height went to
Lily: "are these drugs?!?!?"
Michael: "DRUGS?!?!?!?!"
Oh hey perfect timing i just saw this comment and the videi just came out with those words
@Koallon TV who?
I love the multiple scenes of something wholesome/cute happening but Michael is causing absolute chaos in the background
Poki: * reads the letter romantically to Toast *
Michael: *_don't mind me. I'm just unpacking this shitty wrapped up spear._*
@Quinn Tauber no u
@Quinn Tauber do you evan know what a simp is
@Quinn Tauber Look up what simp means smh
11 year olds replying simp on every fking comment smh
@@BrokenTreeBranch458 smp
It’s hilarious how they’re having an intimate conversation and Michael is playing his nose flute
Michael is just vibin on his own
He is soo quirky
Why TF 600 likes for a nose flute comment
Michael is literally the “ it’s not just a phase, mom” and the band kid combined
As a band kid and a 14 year old I can back this.
can confirm, i was omen's mom
I have no right to confirm but I do
11:21
"That's Korean :("
*intense nose flute playing*
*"And this is filipino :)"*
had me dying im not gonna lie
"Michael got the longest package"
"...FAAActs"
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Timestamp?
@@cheif1216 2:58
Hey mind if i join in the conversation
@@afellowmanofculture8721 no
@@crilledgheese2077 oh ok ill leave
Lily: are these drugs
Michael: alow me to introduce myself
wls
Micheal after lily says “drugs?”: allow me to introduce myself
to be fair it was drugs, and it was for Michael
So true😂😂😂😂😂
Lily: drugs?
Michal: YES MY CANDY
Mr. white?
4:21 I love how the sneeze is just cut early lol
Scarra:
”It feels like it’s an axe.”
”It looks like it’s an axe.”
”It looks and feels like an axe.”
*”IT’S AN AXE! 😱”*
casually hands it to michael.
@@yimkumerjamz1225 He seems like the type of guy who'd be experienced with it
It’s a hatchet
@@abanana625 nobody likes you
@@abanana625 don't worry I like you
"it feels like its an axe"
"it looks like its an axe"
*_"IS AN AXE"_*
Hmm yes the floor is made out floor
no way never would have thought
does it taste like it tho?
@@sirducky9364 idk why don’t u try
Well I'm reading the comments I came across this as soon as that clip played
*robber breaks in*
Michael: “don’t mind me” 8:42
LOL
He looks like he would fight zoro
I think everyone wants to give scara a big ol bear hug
5:09 Poki: (reading the kind letter)
Michael out of frame: (about to stab himself unpacking a spear)
Sykkuno:he's gonna stab himself
@@azazel8331 Oh Jesus!
@@rajivsodhi5 “You guys actually killed him!”
@@ellatoes omg
He was summoned by lily a bit before from drugs😂
Edit: here’s the time stamp 2:58
I love how when Michael is opening the spear he just doesn’t even give a shit about his safety while lily and toast are worried that he’s gonna stab himself
to whoever the editor is big respect for making this more entertaining and funny it was 💯👌
N
Whoever edited this vid understands comedic timing
the editor is in the description
He also streams on twitch at DunoisKR! He streams edits and sometimes genshin. I would recommend the stream where he edited the roast beef bit in this video
It’s so funny how comments as unoriginal like this are the top comments. I’m not complaining tho
2:56
"michael got the longest package"
*facts*
Lily: ‘That’s sick, guys look at this painting!’
Michael: *doesn’t look*
Also Michael: ‘Oooooo wow!’
Get you a man who's as blindly supportive as Michael 😍
My parents when i five year old me tried to show them something
@@animespaghetti6390 never seen the perfect comment
Hope you guys enjoy the art & the KitKat !! Sorry Poki i didn't get to send you your art :( will send u guys more goodies soon
You absolute legend. Though sorry a ehile bunch of 12 year old simps will show up ti your door
@Edward BigSpicy
That's a W😂
You are amazing. Periodt.
"Are these drugs?!?"
Michael: *is for me?*
I mean he has crack got to get a diversity in drugs so you don't get addicted on one drug
I kinda want some
@@damnit8605 👀
@@damnit8605 can I have some too plssss
The fact that the editor put in Magikarp Festival during the lightsaber fight at 4:24 is hilarious.
It's the ultimate action-video-game-pop-culture-rave-fight-scene song
Note to self: don’t try to rob the OfflineTV house.
I knew that since Michael got in the group
Well what exactly would you steal? The last I checked, taking Sykkuno is considered kidnapping.
@@Witzke231 nah, its the same as stealing sweets from the store.
You dont want Michael to come up with taser dog and do surgery with the surgery robot
Michael will hit you over the head then use u as an experiment for his taserzzz
5:41 "and her twitter at the bottom!!" *ooooooh*
*Toast takes phone and does whatever he does*
*looks up her twitter to see if she's hot*
This channel is a perfect storm of wholesomeness, sex jokes, and swords that will never be replicated
What
@@davidnoel1665 you heard the man
This is perfect.
accurate
It works bc they're are all wholesome and good friends.
But have different fanbases.
Scarra: "Micheal's got the longest package."
Micheal: "Facts."
Poki reading a sweet message for Toast while he's cringing with Michael tearing up the packaging for the spear in the background like a goblin on crack is a vibe
Bro lily pulls out a bottle of pills and says “is this drugs!” And Michael sits up and says “DRUGS!”
Nooooooo really?
U sure?
@@stevenmelfi3293 idk
Yes, that is what happened.
I dont think that's what happened?
14:57 they really put brodin next to Michael, I can’t 😭
How tall is Brodin?
@@kiefmacaw6470 i wonder maybe 6'3
@@kiefmacaw6470 very
Toast is like 5’7 so I’d say brodin is like 6ft
He's just so fuckin tall
People send weapons because they want to see Michael be as equipped and chaotic as possible
I'm convinced Micheal is just immortal
i mean my man he was ok with a broken window during a hurricane and didnt even say anything about the window
@@hirodavidson1454 don't forget all the stuff he does in his videos
*Michael
Poki : *reading Toast's love letter*
Toast : *trying not to blush*
Mykull: *yeeting the fcking spear packaging*
Nothing like calming Pokemon music in the background while watching a suicidal cat, Edward Knifehands and a furry opening their mail.
whats the song called?
@@kaevom Rustboro City and Littleroot Town ORAS?
@@kaevom Also Fortree City
Also the halo music from 2-3 and reach I think
@@kaevom And many other ones which I'm too lazy to name. Just listen to the ORAS soundtrack
lily unboxing the most wholesome gifts while michael just struggles over some wrapping paper i cant breathe lmFAO
Josephine: writes a really nice letter
Michael: **various stabs**
XD
*she should’ve gave him the crack*
Scarra: This is...
Pokimane: A BUT PLUG
Time stamp?
@@whatdoyoumeankillsforupto4703 10:41 :))
The one who gave Michael his nose flute...mad respect! Any Filipino fans out there?
Yep that's me (Filipino)
Same here
Claim your "Comments will go broken soon" ticket here (I'm a filipino too)
Here I'm Filipino
ay im here
The bro vibez between Poki and Michael are absolutely iconic
It's so weird man. Lily has come along way since meeting Micheal and Toast has really stepped up as a content creator and a group unifier. The growth of Offline is insane.
I agree with the toast part, but what do you mean by the lily part?
@@Haha5X lily is more confident on camera and streams she isn't "depressed lily" or the typical shy persona she once had. She has grew to be more confident in herself and actions.
@@datscrazy4095 also she's pretty hot now, ngl
I wonder if that's to do with her mindset as well
@@MisterL2_yt Positive mindset may have contributed to that.
@@MisterL2_yt... ok calm down buddy
fans: send homemade cool stuff, paintings, shirts, cards, and other stuff
OTV: *nUt*
417 no replies wth
@@parah7268 just fuckin ruined that didnt you?
@@rhodesianratman1364 Ironic
@@whyareless Ironic
@@strigiformes5434 ironic
Michael Reeves: *plays random notes on nose flute*
Me: “haven’t I heard this before..... oh yeah, Civ 6”
omg this was just fantastic. Thank you!
Is it a soundtrack in the game??
Btw the nose flute called kalleleng or tongali. I know this cuz im Filipino
xD
As a civ 4, civ 5, civ 6 and civ beyond earth player I deem 4 the best
11:00
Everyone talking :
Micheal : DING DING DEAH DING DING
"You keep sending us weapons!"
And we'll keep doing so till michael is the most armed man in his state.
This, we can accomplish- I don’t feel there are altogether too many weapons in California for some reason...
I love that they made sure to bring Michael into the well-armed fold (if they're gonna have a mafia, they'll need those weapons) - even if Michael is probably the last person you really wanna arm.
In the PLANET
THE UNIVERSE
I'm just waiting until someone sends a .50 cal to their PO Box
@@kenicitynah I got it
Lily: are these drugs
Michael: drugs *grabs* oh there not drugs just my medication
then they are drugs
@@jonathanodude6660 That's the joke
@@BrendanBeckett that's not the joke
@@jonathanodude6660 yes it is
@@trap6566 the joke is that Michael gets excited because they seem like illicit drugs, but they're still his drugs.
Why does micheal look like a 14 year old kid showing his mom his new stick and poki look like his disappointed mom.
8:41
there's a Michael short joke to be made there im not gonna because I don't want to get tased and/or stabbed
I love how at 15:00 Micheals just casually holding a shank
15:02 I can NOT get over how tiny everyone excpet for Brodin is
He's standing on sth right?
@@gloriamichel5775 nah, he's just that tall. From what I've heard, he's like 6'3 or sth.
@@user-ph7kq2lp4v 6 foot 6 he is
so scara is like 6’2 - 6’3?
Oh wait so they’re just short?