Tazer Camera Makes Me The Tallest Person in The Picture

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  • @luka2507
    @luka2507 5 років тому +5312

    “Tallest person in the room”
    Cameraman: (sweats nervously)

    • @ODST_Republic
      @ODST_Republic 5 років тому +94

      Hes not considered, he is a human bipod

    • @andrewrobotbuilder
      @andrewrobotbuilder 5 років тому +32

      I mean, nobody knows what Cameraman Jon is, only that he's friendly

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +1

      @@ODST_Republic 5:52

    • @oscped4
      @oscped4 6 місяців тому

      Cameraman never dies

  • @zoewhatley7262
    @zoewhatley7262 5 років тому +4042

    “But Michael it sounds your coming up with another excuse to *tase* people.”
    Michael: *yEs*

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 5 років тому +614

    @3:52 "Which muscle do I need to taze to take an adult's leg out?"
    Michael is definitely an early stage comic book villian

  • @FetenWuWa
    @FetenWuWa 2 роки тому +3996

    Jokes aside, Michael is a great rolemodel for young men who feel insecure about their height. He embraces it and makes up for it by having a great personality and intellect.

    • @JeepnHeel
      @JeepnHeel 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly-- just be comfortable with yourself and electrocute everyone over 5'5"

    • @iversonpaulalay5514
      @iversonpaulalay5514 2 роки тому

      And by electrocuting people whom he has to look up to when talking with.

    • @ridgeloosli1099
      @ridgeloosli1099 2 роки тому

      And a lot of tazers everything a man needs

    • @slipknotfan4450
      @slipknotfan4450 2 роки тому +138

      Yeah and he did it by freaking tazing people

    • @AArbiter
      @AArbiter 2 роки тому +74

      he also makes up for it with his sadistic inventions. what a great friend to have

  • @LordofDiamondsMetal
    @LordofDiamondsMetal 4 роки тому +5754

    4:58 I love how his scream of pain rapidly turns into insane laughter as he realizes that what he has created finally works for its intended purpose.

    • @amelialalllalala3914
      @amelialalllalala3914 4 роки тому +35

      ohnoo🤣🤣

    • @miguelsmoviereviews1580
      @miguelsmoviereviews1580 3 роки тому +114

      One of the reasons why he's one of my favorite UA-camrs. He's so hilarious but terrifying and the two traits blend together so seamlessly

    • @josephtufford9812
      @josephtufford9812 3 роки тому +21

      Jesus christ that was terrifying

    • @bogsfrogslog
      @bogsfrogslog 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/d1YBv2mWll0/v-deo.html

    • @mrchoco4605
      @mrchoco4605 2 роки тому +24

      Gives the same vibes as the dark knight's joker laugh when he's in pain

  • @Ethobot
    @Ethobot 5 років тому +12922

    This guy's gonna become Dr Doofensmirtz in a decade or so

    • @lordmonocr6206
      @lordmonocr6206 5 років тому +109

      EthoArt wdym gonna? Isn’t he now?

    • @killiaenvanrensselaer8743
      @killiaenvanrensselaer8743 5 років тому +154

      zapinator

    • @raynorshine5126
      @raynorshine5126 5 років тому +59

      He’s gonna lose another foot with that slouch

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 5 років тому +117

      @@lordmonocr6206 His inventions aren't at that level yet and not as efficient... plus, he still forgets the self destruct button

    • @hamburgersandwich4273
      @hamburgersandwich4273 5 років тому +67

      Ah yes, Parry the Platypus, so you came to destroy my Taser-not taser-box-camera

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 4 роки тому +16070

    I like how he straps an actual taser to the camera, not for function, but for style

  • @artoing
    @artoing Рік тому +790

    Fun fact: Scarra didn't fall because of his "counter-fall-muscles" strength. So, when you're above weight (don't take it offensively), your whole body gravity is completely different from an ideal weight because of it being concentrated on your belly. The muscles Michael used to make people fall down, are exactly the muscles that are weaker because of his weight, so all he needed to do is to counter force and of course the strongest muscles would win.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Рік тому +106

      It's much more likely that the TENS unit doesn't work as well because of the thicker fat layer insulating his muscles.

    • @thatrandomguy_yt8443
      @thatrandomguy_yt8443 Рік тому +26

      Brain too small to process information. Brain is going to explode

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Рік тому

      @@thatrandomguy_yt8443 You don't know how TENS works eh ?
      Transient Electrical Nerve Stimulation applies electricity directly to the muscles, totally bypassing the nerve/brain function.
      Fat helps insulate the muscles from the TENS signals.

    • @thatrandomguy_yt8443
      @thatrandomguy_yt8443 Рік тому +22

      @@edwardfletcher7790 Brain hurts even more now but thanks anyways
      (This is a joke and your comment actually helped my understanding greatly lol)

    • @ZaChemas
      @ZaChemas Рік тому +5

      @@thatrandomguy_yt8443 Mor weight, less pain

  • @lilvampire7439
    @lilvampire7439 5 років тому +2984

    “Being a programmer has nothing to do with biology”
    Micheal Reeves: *ELECTROCUTES LEG FOR HOURS*

    • @johnathannail6499
      @johnathannail6499 5 років тому +29

      I mean yeah, if he did he'd have gone for the glutes and hammies right off the bat.

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 4 роки тому +13

      So how do we fix that? Why by the simplest form! Trial and Error!

  • @xenacosta9608
    @xenacosta9608 5 років тому +1759

    "But Micheal it just looks like your looking for another excuse to tase people"
    "Yes."

  • @jeeheelee05
    @jeeheelee05 4 роки тому +3931

    "I'm the tallest person in the room!"
    The cameraman: *panicking*

    • @YeetBS
      @YeetBS 4 роки тому +37

      Cameraman,On knees:"pls no i have a family

    • @phoenixmartin3079
      @phoenixmartin3079 4 роки тому +6

      Panik

    • @tinpot878
      @tinpot878 4 роки тому +11

      Anakin. Stop panakin. Jesus has a planakin.

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 роки тому

      Yeet Brawl Stars the cameraman is shorter than Micheal when he’s on his knees

    • @techit7658
      @techit7658 4 роки тому +2

      @@omega1575 really? You don't say!

  • @thecatseighthlife7218
    @thecatseighthlife7218 2 роки тому +637

    I love that this man is piecing together a bunch of expensive fragile electronic pieces, and yet every single clip of him building the boxes takes place in a fucking tiny bathroom.

    • @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
      @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao Рік тому +12

      on top of a toilet i might add

    • @Etacovda63
      @Etacovda63 Рік тому +6

      expensive? the parts to make the 3d printed boxes (minus the wireless camera units, which to be fair hes just plugging a 3.5mm jack into) are in the 10s of dollars, max

    • @thecatseighthlife7218
      @thecatseighthlife7218 Рік тому

      @@Etacovda63 Huh! Well, I learned something new then.

    • @gambitman7158
      @gambitman7158 11 місяців тому +2

      @@thecatseighthlife7218most of the individual electronic chips are cheap to buy, including the ones in your phone. The expensive part of them comes from R&D and labor of soldering them together and packaging.
      If you do those two things yourself, the parts are cheap, you just have to know how to use them (part of the R&D cost normally / skilled labor cost to design things that utilize them correctly).

    • @strawberrybunnyy
      @strawberrybunnyy 7 місяців тому

      The expensive part is the camera. An 80D is fkn expensive

  • @PickleBanjo
    @PickleBanjo 5 років тому +69050

    A drone connected to vr goggles that constantly follows you so you’re living in 3rd person

  • @rocketiermaster7498
    @rocketiermaster7498 3 роки тому +5286

    So, i just noticed that, even though he brushes off the hernia in the video, he doesn't actually make him do the stuff, and gets replaced in the picture. Just a nice little touch to show he's not a COMPLETE sociopath

  • @RANDOMstuffanimation
    @RANDOMstuffanimation 5 років тому +3325

    Michael: hey I'm gonna taze you guy if that's ok
    Offline TV: *wanna be part of our group?*

    • @necp7974
      @necp7974 5 років тому +120

      Correction
      Micheal: I going to taze you and theres nothing you can do

    • @tara.p
      @tara.p 4 роки тому +96

      Correction
      Micheal: hey I'm gonna taze you
      OfflineTV: you're hired

    • @taro9921
      @taro9921 4 роки тому +2

      @Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat He lives with them now. This was his job application/hiring.

    • @taro9921
      @taro9921 4 роки тому

      Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat I was kidding about the job application/ hiring part, but he does actually live with them now

    • @evinbogdanov5404
      @evinbogdanov5404 2 місяці тому

      is no one thinking that it was just so he also has to taze himself

  • @implosive4065
    @implosive4065 2 роки тому +85

    Imagine if in big hero 6, when Baymax shows the recordings, it’s just Tadashi electrocuting himself over and over.

  • @johnrose4800
    @johnrose4800 4 роки тому +8141

    Lily said: Yeah this is what i want in a boyfriend, a sociopath

    • @All54321
      @All54321 4 роки тому +285

      He has a bit of a issue with electrocuting the OTV members. Especially after he joined them.

    • @genreboy3802
      @genreboy3802 4 роки тому +164

      @@All54321 taser tag and hide and go seek video: yes but actually yes.

    • @All54321
      @All54321 4 роки тому +67

      @@genreboy3802
      Where’s the no coming from? All I see is him wanting to electrocute people
      *-cough*whereswaldovideo*cough-*

    • @genreboy3802
      @genreboy3802 4 роки тому +30

      @@All54321 True. I've corrected my mistake. 😁

    • @phagesuffersatgaming.3797
      @phagesuffersatgaming.3797 4 роки тому +8

      Phycopath*

  • @sozeytozey
    @sozeytozey 4 роки тому +3088

    I appreciate how he genuinely made sure they didn’t zap their nuts. Even chaos has limits

    • @theangel1975
      @theangel1975 4 роки тому +74

      He needs more test subjects.

    • @shanedancer3895
      @shanedancer3895 4 роки тому +99

      Well if it went through their nuts their legs would squeeze together, making them taller if anything.

    • @derpysir9132
      @derpysir9132 4 роки тому +36

      Yeah he's crazy but the good kind of crazy

    • @Silentguy_
      @Silentguy_ 4 роки тому +29

      You know I feel like running electricity through someone’s taint would make them fall over even faster.

    • @asliomkar
      @asliomkar 4 роки тому +33

      professionals have standards.

  • @toritoruuu
    @toritoruuu 4 роки тому +2923

    I love how Michael would talk about some scientific stuff that most people don't understand but everyone still keeps watching because that's just how entertaining he is

    • @sumdude9836
      @sumdude9836 4 роки тому +20

      Ye he doesnt like to talk about it too much cuz its "nerd shit"

    • @peytonfredieu4207
      @peytonfredieu4207 4 роки тому +18

      Its actually gets way more fascinating when you understand the concept behind it. One of my first projects was a pulley, so when you over engineer the shit out of it. Its became way more comedic

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 4 роки тому +1

      He is indeed, entertaining. In every offlinetv videos, Michael's clips are what only matters.

    • @dinguskhan46329
      @dinguskhan46329 4 роки тому

      You don’t understand it because you’re not comprehending it

  • @eshannayak6457
    @eshannayak6457 2 роки тому +146

    I like how it slowly goes from mild confusion, to jokes, to literal fear. Like when Eddy was talking about the hernia he sounded actually afraid lol

  • @catfish552
    @catfish552 5 років тому +5157

    "...enough pain to floor a fully grown adult"
    Shame you couldn't test that part on yourself.

    • @zepicgamer3421
      @zepicgamer3421 5 років тому +102

      catfish552 gonna need a burn heal for that one shit

    • @edced_
      @edced_ 5 років тому +42

      Oh he needs some milk

    • @Green_Bean_Machine
      @Green_Bean_Machine 5 років тому +7

      I'm pretty sure that was the point

    • @FadeGamingChannel1
      @FadeGamingChannel1 5 років тому +1

      @@Green_Bean_Machine f

    • @Diegovnia
      @Diegovnia 5 років тому +2

      OOF You killed him dude!

  • @blueboy284
    @blueboy284 4 роки тому +2548

    Michael is literally a villain. I mean look at his JOY at his friends pain.

    • @foxtondelta
      @foxtondelta 4 роки тому +67

      That isn't a villain that's a true friend

    • @maxlfn
      @maxlfn 4 роки тому +14

      Foxton Delta *y e s*

    • @godemperortrump6932
      @godemperortrump6932 4 роки тому +4

      Abigail Barraza you are obviously female

    • @blueboy284
      @blueboy284 4 роки тому +5

      @@godemperortrump6932 lmao nah, I'm the only dude named Abigail

    • @godemperortrump6932
      @godemperortrump6932 4 роки тому +1

      Abigail Barraza are you sure if you were a dude you would understand

  • @zinkpieco
    @zinkpieco 5 років тому +2164

    Every single device that solves a problem using Doofenshmirtz logic should have -inator on the end of the name

    • @rafaelrubio9166
      @rafaelrubio9166 5 років тому +42

      Genius. You opened my eyes sir.

    • @NCRRangerVet47
      @NCRRangerVet47 5 років тому +34

      Dick Gun-inator

    • @flow6449
      @flow6449 5 років тому +34

      The height-inator

    • @bravemenrun.
      @bravemenrun. 5 років тому +1

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @SmartBrain17
      @SmartBrain17 5 років тому +12

      Taser box- not tazers not definately not remote controlled tazers just put them on and let me take pictures of you boxes™ boxes-inator

  • @alberteinstein1015
    @alberteinstein1015 2 роки тому +380

    This video is the only thing that makes me feel superior to Michael, cause I already knew which muscle he was looking for, before he started looking for it.
    Now that programming shit on the other hand..... still trying to learn.

  • @matiminc9904
    @matiminc9904 5 років тому +3064

    Travis scott: I'm the highest in the room.
    Michael: hey take this box.

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 років тому +8

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @talloccasion1562
      @talloccasion1562 5 років тому +12

      travis fucking dies

    • @morecringythenhell1577
      @morecringythenhell1577 5 років тому +5

      This comment is under preciated

    • @vibecheck427
      @vibecheck427 5 років тому +2

      @@talloccasion1562 (not clickbait)

    • @anik3565
      @anik3565 5 років тому

      Hold my box

  • @joshnfla
    @joshnfla 4 роки тому +3127

    Micheal: I’m the tallest person in the room
    Camera Man: *Softly* Dont..

    • @joshnfla
      @joshnfla 4 роки тому +8

      Thank you

    • @samarth.suthar
      @samarth.suthar 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @sithmauduwela7220
      @sithmauduwela7220 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @CUAUHTEMO
      @CUAUHTEMO 4 роки тому

      1k likes and 4 replies

    • @infiniteco1
      @infiniteco1 4 роки тому +3

      He should have secretly made it so the camera tazes the camera man when the picture gets taken and hid a secret camera so we can still watch

  • @justanotheruser6744
    @justanotheruser6744 5 років тому +780

    "So what did you do this weekend?"
    "I was electrocuting myself at 5AM"

  • @HMSHyde02
    @HMSHyde02 2 роки тому +56

    Dude that was genuine happiness on Michaels face when the taser pictures were taken. That wasn’t a fake smile at ALL that was some real bliss going across his face 😂😂😂.

  • @quarth9396
    @quarth9396 4 роки тому +5533

    I love how he's insane when sober but responsible when drunk

  • @brazen_categories9755
    @brazen_categories9755 4 роки тому +3408

    “He has a hernia Michael!”
    “Well I don’t know what a hernia is.”

    • @twigtoyoulater
      @twigtoyoulater 4 роки тому +87

      Pretty sure a hernia is when you're close to shitting out your organs

    • @aurasakura5103
      @aurasakura5103 4 роки тому +15

      twigx uhhhh no

    • @JetInAJar
      @JetInAJar 4 роки тому +10

      twigx the opposite

    • @pineapplesarecool6901
      @pineapplesarecool6901 4 роки тому +115

      @@JetInAJar The organs are shitting out me? That sounds weird.

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 4 роки тому +34

      An organ popping out of place

  • @bobbyearhart
    @bobbyearhart 5 років тому +693

    Micheal is slowly becoming a electricity themed super villain who is bitter about his height.

    • @joopyjoopy
      @joopyjoopy 5 років тому +12

      Frieza

    • @flygod.
      @flygod. 5 років тому +4

      @@joopyjoopy .

    • @Timidile
      @Timidile 5 років тому +2

      A Disney Villain! :D

  • @luy777
    @luy777 2 роки тому +2

    Oatmeal
    Oatmeal refers, to a preparation of oats that have been dehusked, steamed and flattened, or else a coarse, flour made of hulled oat grains that have either been milled or steel-cut. Ground oats are also called "white oats". Steel-cut oats are known as "coarse oatmeal", "Irish oatmeal" or "pinhead oats".

  • @randomrohan2410
    @randomrohan2410 5 років тому +2255

    “He’s got a hernia Michael”
    “Well I don’t know what that is so...”

  • @zeryfcollection
    @zeryfcollection 5 років тому +752

    "He's got a hernia, michael!"
    "Well i dont rlly know what a hernia does-"

    • @SadBoness
      @SadBoness 5 років тому +32

      Same energy as: "This sign can't stop me because I can't read!"

  • @theseagullwithteeth116
    @theseagullwithteeth116 5 років тому +1624

    Eddie: “he has a hernia Micheal!”
    Micheal: “well I don’t know what that does...”

    • @Ash_6614
      @Ash_6614 3 роки тому +5

      Why does this have no comments yet?

    • @xanderstewart2965
      @xanderstewart2965 3 роки тому +3

      Ok but do you know what a hernia does?

    • @scerius4074
      @scerius4074 3 роки тому

      @@xanderstewart2965 Pray tell

    • @xanderstewart2965
      @xanderstewart2965 3 роки тому

      @@scerius4074 Well that's why I'm asking ain't it?

    • @HEOlASSASSIN
      @HEOlASSASSIN 3 роки тому +6

      @@xanderstewart2965 its when this tissue around your abs tears and the sack that holds all ur organs in u starts to spill out. not a pleasant thing to have, but easily fixed w surgery. also fun fact like 1/3 of all men get one in their life at some point.

  • @aceofclubskid
    @aceofclubskid 2 роки тому +142

    I'd love to see a V2 that uses image recognition, servos and probing Tazer guns to actually shoot everyone that's not you. Then there's no setup beforehand and you could just have the separate from the camera in the room.
    Also, quick disconnects for the Tazer guns for when and if the wires get crossed, or people jerk away.

    • @zv_cx
      @zv_cx Рік тому +10

      @Frindgey yeah thatd be effective

  • @Bisqwit
    @Bisqwit 5 років тому +23332

    “As I scroll through these, you’ll notice the average height in the room is getting progressively shorter.” Love the little psychopath commentary.

  • @gijones82163
    @gijones82163 5 років тому +1804

    Hear me out: a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down. credit to
    Sangsue Leech

  • @mightygerot4427
    @mightygerot4427 4 роки тому +6045

    This man could be getting millions, but opts to taze his friends. Mad respect

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +282

      It's not about money, it's about... sending a message.

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 4 роки тому +141

      It’s not about the money we made, but the fun we had tazing people along the way

    • @localginger1260
      @localginger1260 4 роки тому +58

      @@Silverwind87 The message is that pain is funny

    • @Sebbrr
      @Sebbrr 4 роки тому +13

      I'd rather have money than a message

    • @FieryKitsune1
      @FieryKitsune1 4 роки тому +23

      This is how he gets his millions.

  • @baconlover7747
    @baconlover7747 2 роки тому +2

    5:21 half the joy of this channel is watching Michael be afraid or ashamed of his creations..... truly an inspiration to maniacs everywhere 🥲

  • @tadhg588
    @tadhg588 3 роки тому +5186

    When he said he didn't finish College I genuinely was surprised.
    Not because he is so smart, because I thought he was 15.

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 3 роки тому +203

      no he's just small

    • @jdoriginals9223
      @jdoriginals9223 3 роки тому +343

      That's why he needs this camera

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +58

      @Rion Turquoise
      11:12 - 11:15

    • @williamtrembley974
      @williamtrembley974 3 роки тому +8

      His girlfriend is taller than him

    • @Alex_...34565
      @Alex_...34565 2 роки тому +1

      @@tworsfeline2302 from COLLEGE? like, after grade school middle school high school and THEN COLLEGE? Maybe if you skip like 5 grades and go into school early or something

  • @bladeknightmaster1
    @bladeknightmaster1 5 років тому +807

    At least you didn't make a camera that detonates small amounts of plastic explosives strapped to a person's kneecaps just to make them shorter.

    • @Seriouskai
      @Seriouskai 5 років тому +15

      Yeah see that would get him those views and all!

    • @patrickmowery6828
      @patrickmowery6828 5 років тому +3

      Tanerite is a lot cheaper lol

    • @Reegeed
      @Reegeed 5 років тому +2

      @Silly Nilly That no problem if he don't test it on us

  • @Ratio7
    @Ratio7 4 роки тому +6823

    Make a scary looking invention that does nothing harmful but eveyone is scared because they dont trust you.

    • @lemonellaaaa8360
      @lemonellaaaa8360 4 роки тому +180

      Also it could make zapy noises

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 4 роки тому +296

      Most of the robot ideas in the comments are formulaic, predictable and stupid. This one is legitimately genius. Something genuinely benign and useful that looks so terrifying that no one in the house wants to use it.

    • @probablyonline2020
      @probablyonline2020 4 роки тому +28

      This is basically everyone of his inventions except for the ones with tazers

    • @andrewliu6592
      @andrewliu6592 4 роки тому +20

      @@probablyonline2020 which is none of his inventions

    • @randoman8654
      @randoman8654 4 роки тому +25

      @@probablyonline2020 yes, the big metal piston spike is totally harmless and can't pierce your hand

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 2 роки тому +61

    Being tall is an incredible privilege. I think what you did is ethical.

  • @mads.arnautov
    @mads.arnautov 4 роки тому +1718

    He's running purely on monster and shortness related rage, this is what pure uncut unhingedness looks like

    • @a7hazen
      @a7hazen 4 роки тому +9

      Balanced. Beautiful.

    • @MLGHazrad
      @MLGHazrad 4 роки тому +8

      You forgot that his entire bloodstream has at this point is replaced by Red Bull

    • @epicglacier1654
      @epicglacier1654 4 роки тому +1

      This is why he needs to build a Kyle robot that chugs monster energy and punches holes in walls.

  • @ga0tza
    @ga0tza 5 років тому +3116

    "I'm the tallest person In the room"
    Cameraman: 👀

    • @MananagKiVato
      @MananagKiVato 5 років тому +73

      Well there's a pretty simple fix for that now isn't there?

    • @StealthSecrecy
      @StealthSecrecy 5 років тому +19

      @@MananagKiVato If the cameraman is shorter then Michael will look EVEN TALLER

    • @OpalyzedYT
      @OpalyzedYT 5 років тому +2

      Herminian but what if he used a camera stand?

    • @ga0tza
      @ga0tza 5 років тому +2

      @@OpalyzedYT then who was moving the camera

    • @OpalyzedYT
      @OpalyzedYT 5 років тому +2

      Herminian it could’ve been shaking from when the people were falling on the ground, could be collision movement, just saying.

  • @cookiecookies2870
    @cookiecookies2870 5 років тому +1217

    Why is no one talking about how he’s got like 40 drinks on his desk and has probably been up for 100 hours straight because of all the energy drinks he’s got.

    • @sylviabennett7787
      @sylviabennett7787 5 років тому +15

      Cookie Cookies those are sparkling waters.

    • @cookiecookies2870
      @cookiecookies2870 5 років тому +8

      David B I know but he’s got 2 monster energy drink which he probably consumed that day if he was up at 5am as stated in the video

    • @himarei
      @himarei 5 років тому

      Because they would have to move the 40 cans in front of their keyboard like I just did...

    • @Saiban0
      @Saiban0 5 років тому +1

      Probably just for show. The average person would die from that many within 24 hours. I believe a man died from 7 consecutive monsters but I can't find the source.

    • @iusedtobehere8726
      @iusedtobehere8726 5 років тому +2

      @@Saiban0 those are sparkling waters and I can say from experience that you can absolutely drink that many in a night

  • @royboone2481
    @royboone2481 2 роки тому +12

    Just Michael saying “I love this job” is amazing

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 5 років тому +3301

    love the "what the 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 is oatmeal" wallpaper bud

    • @officiallyshroomie
      @officiallyshroomie 5 років тому +13

      HOW U DO DA SPESHAL FONT FOR DA FECK

    • @ZoeBateman
      @ZoeBateman 5 років тому +32

      @@officiallyshroomie I searched for "fancy font" on google, clicked the first result, and used that
      but also, is your caps lock button broken or something?

    • @officiallyshroomie
      @officiallyshroomie 5 років тому +5

      @@ZoeBateman kool thanks, no my caps lock isnt broken, I'm on mobile. I just typed in all caps

    • @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281
      @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 5 років тому +1

      1, 2, oatmeal

    • @GioPotatoes
      @GioPotatoes 5 років тому +1

      KIRBY IS A PINK GUY

  • @megacitationx
    @megacitationx 5 років тому +3276

    “You’re like 10 ft, 11 ft? Yeah we’re gonna fix that.”

  • @Pontificate
    @Pontificate 5 років тому +12359

    This whole channel is an excuse for Michael to electrify people

    • @NicknotNak
      @NicknotNak 5 років тому +72

      And make UA-cam buddies

    • @TopTierKnees
      @TopTierKnees 5 років тому +78

      I think we're all pretty okay with that, save for like 6-10 very specific people

    •  5 років тому +9

      969 likes.. I really wanna like

    • @isabellac.8351
      @isabellac.8351 5 років тому +5

      What do you think the point of being smart, sarcastic, and having a UA-cam channel

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 5 років тому +3

      michael*

  • @ToKada_MG
    @ToKada_MG 2 місяці тому +4

    11:20 honey is a goated sponsor for keeping this in

  • @Jusayerz
    @Jusayerz 3 роки тому +6448

    "You can't bring yourself up by bringing others down."
    Mykull: 'hold my camera"

    • @yunggoat8016
      @yunggoat8016 3 роки тому +9

      Micheal*

    • @hannahiy
      @hannahiy 3 роки тому +167

      @@yunggoat8016 Michael* if you're gonna correct someone, at least spell it correctly.

    • @yunggoat8016
      @yunggoat8016 3 роки тому +14

      @@hannahiy lol thx for correcting me

    • @vaingaming2761
      @vaingaming2761 3 роки тому +29

      Mykull yep

    • @yunggoat8016
      @yunggoat8016 3 роки тому +2

      @@vaingaming2761 makes sense

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 5 років тому +7225

    "I don't need to be taller, I just need to make everyone shorter"
    - Michael

  • @amitailavi9512
    @amitailavi9512 4 роки тому +1874

    "i love science so much" said michael over the bodies of his elecrified victims, his eyes sparkling in sick joy

    • @staydying
      @staydying 4 роки тому +2

      Your Username kinda sums up your grammar🤣

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 4 роки тому +38

      @@staydying No, their username sums up your inability to tell the difference between 'grammar' and 'spelling'

    • @staydying
      @staydying 4 роки тому +4

      @@xilogex7403 Correct, grammar is using a Language a different way, where as spelling is just not having put the correct letters in a word. Thank You For The Correction 😁

    • @xanderf9234
      @xanderf9234 4 роки тому +1

      Everyone enjoyed that right

    • @amitailavi9512
      @amitailavi9512 4 роки тому +8

      @@staydying what you tolk abaut may inglish is floles

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 2 роки тому +1

    8:03 I love how you can hear the combination of awe and absolute horror in Eddie's voice after the pain passed

  • @jackenderle4588
    @jackenderle4588 4 роки тому +38904

    Mr. Beast has friends, Michael Reeves has test subjects

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 4 роки тому +511

      If that isn't such a huge contrast, then I don't know what is.

    • @stephaniejohnson3648
      @stephaniejohnson3648 4 роки тому +161

      Jack Enderle do you know why michael gets sponsers to taze his subjects

    • @tsyf1
      @tsyf1 4 роки тому +45

      I just wanna inform you that I am the 667th like

    • @Tuskilicious
      @Tuskilicious 4 роки тому +23

      @@tsyf1 I am 766 like

    • @tsyf1
      @tsyf1 4 роки тому +8

      @@Tuskilicious Yay!

  • @huntlordx8885
    @huntlordx8885 3 роки тому +10401

    "There's something about tazing someone who isn't me that's just amazing" i think that's called sadism

  • @stubblyhippo2748
    @stubblyhippo2748 5 років тому +641

    Micheal is that one kid in kindergarten that said “I want to be an evil scientist” when the teacher asks what we want to be when we grow up.

    • @jamdombar
      @jamdombar 5 років тому +21

      "I don't think you're tall enough" - evil teacher

    • @ew98
      @ew98 5 років тому +2

      i think michael was already an evil scientist in kindergarten

  • @SpoonandSpork
    @SpoonandSpork 2 роки тому +18

    I find it funny how Michaels friends can say they've been tazed by the same person more than once

  • @paulgarcia2887
    @paulgarcia2887 5 років тому +31668

    make a garden sprinkler system that turns towards the person when they walk by it

  • @ChrisPBacon.
    @ChrisPBacon. 5 років тому +1293

    “Can I get a picture with you?”
    “Sure lemme put these tasers on your legs.”
    “Wai-“
    *click*

  • @gabrielquezada1223
    @gabrielquezada1223 4 роки тому +2267

    It’s funny how he uses trial and error to find out the muscle groups instead of looking up, “ what muscle group bends the knee” (Hamstrings)

  • @blueboots4272
    @blueboots4272 2 роки тому +6

    I like how this video is completely based off of someone's user robot idea Yet he says how much he f****** hates user robot ideas

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 5 років тому +2205

    Next video: "A machine that forces everyone within a mile to kneel before me"

  • @thegoon3840
    @thegoon3840 4 роки тому +1358

    I’m 6’2 and I thought it would be nice to meet and talk to him, but now I don’t really know why but I’m a little discouraged now.

    • @Matt-of7lp
      @Matt-of7lp 4 роки тому +23

      ...

    • @Veemospammer
      @Veemospammer 4 роки тому +39

      @@Matt-of7lp *THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER*

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 4 роки тому +8

      I’m 6’3.

    • @ThatPancakeCat
      @ThatPancakeCat 4 роки тому +18

      Doesn't matter how tall you are
      Hell will catch up to you

    • @theapelau1842
      @theapelau1842 4 роки тому +3

      The man behind the slaughter feel like I’ve seen u before

  • @acivilrenegade6994
    @acivilrenegade6994 5 років тому +485

    The absolute madman actually managed to make a camera that consistantly takes pictures moments before disaster

    • @kcbesch6938
      @kcbesch6938 5 років тому

      Yeah, the camera was probably at 1/400-800

    • @amybulger1758
      @amybulger1758 5 років тому +1

      He’s a super villain in the making
      If he loses his channel he will become a supervillan

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin Рік тому +7

    That maniacal smile while people are falling down around him is just magical

  • @giggityguy
    @giggityguy 4 роки тому +2766

    "Me Am Robot Man" should be the name of Michael's autobiography

  • @dragoncat9153
    @dragoncat9153 4 роки тому +1838

    Michael staying still as everyone crumple to the ground around him, just has this demonic aura I can't explain

    • @WhatIsIsWhat
      @WhatIsIsWhat 4 роки тому +10

      Me laugh so hard

    • @Insorainity
      @Insorainity 4 роки тому +7

      I can't stop laughing oh god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boiofkoi
      @boiofkoi 4 роки тому +14

      7:35

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 4 роки тому +4

      Holy spirit of Michael this comment blew up, thanks everyone

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 4 роки тому +4

      @@boiofkoi that is when his powers were revived, thanks for the link mate

  • @thomiecharlson
    @thomiecharlson 5 років тому +571

    eddie: he’s got a hernia michael
    michael: well i don’t know what a hernia does

  • @FraserKM
    @FraserKM 2 роки тому +4

    7:53 Perfect Harmony of "Cheeeeeesssse" and then "AHHHHH"

  • @xm3g429
    @xm3g429 4 роки тому +3086

    Travis Scott: "im the highest in the room"
    Michael: *holding the taser-camera*
    Travis: "f*ck im out"

    • @Ethan-uq2ew
      @Ethan-uq2ew 4 роки тому +11

      well, michael’s high cuz he’s a crackhead

    • @tiago8211
      @tiago8211 4 роки тому

      why travis lol

    • @garrett3698
      @garrett3698 4 роки тому +3

      I messed up the 666 likes for holy reasons

    • @justaguy4959
      @justaguy4959 4 роки тому +1

      ex ex clusive one of his songs says I’m the highest in the room

    • @sponge4270
      @sponge4270 4 роки тому +1

      ex ex clusive the song

  • @MikeyGornall
    @MikeyGornall 5 років тому +681

    “Your ideas are stupid”
    Michael: makes 2 videos dedicated to audiences ideas

    • @itsVera_
      @itsVera_ 5 років тому +4

      Two out of multiple thousands is a very low percentage

    • @mitzapper2
      @mitzapper2 5 років тому +4

      He didn't say his ideas weren't also stupid

    • @russkiyfan4393
      @russkiyfan4393 5 років тому

      who said his ideas were stupid

  • @paintedcarrots1049
    @paintedcarrots1049 5 років тому +2453

    "I didn't graduate college and I had to lie to graduate high school"
    Me: seems legit
    My brain: b u t I t d o e s n t

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 років тому +33

      “William Oscan and Cameraman John are a gay couple and adopted Michael Reeves”
      Me: f u n n y
      People in the comments: no

    • @Arkangel1204
      @Arkangel1204 5 років тому +5

      Why the bubblegum dumb fuck was this necessary

    • @oof8279
      @oof8279 5 років тому

      Yeah just reading this confused me

    • @galluger
      @galluger 5 років тому

      So he only graduated grade school?

  • @g3n3ral_k
    @g3n3ral_k 2 роки тому +2

    7:51 Scarra's voice when he said "you guys are bitches" was the funniest

  • @astupidlaugh859
    @astupidlaugh859 5 років тому +2365

    I swear Michael is the definition of chaotic evil

    • @roccobenvando3459
      @roccobenvando3459 5 років тому +106

      Chaotic Yes
      Evil no
      Unstable Absolutely

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 років тому +133

      I’d say chaotic neutral. He doesn’t do any serious harm and he gets consent.

    • @aidanvandervenne
      @aidanvandervenne 5 років тому +7

      Chaotic good.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 років тому +33

      Aidan T. V. I def don’t think he’s chaotic good (in his youtube persona), because he’s not achieving anything good through chaotic means. He’s just spreading chaos for chaos’ sake. 😂

    • @aarond3753
      @aarond3753 5 років тому +4

      K J I believe developing a means of boosting esteem for short people is a good thing. 🙃

  • @musicsaves71590
    @musicsaves71590 5 років тому +2012

    "I had to lie to graduate high school" i would like to know this story

    • @sleepyidiot2010
      @sleepyidiot2010 5 років тому +67

      Judging by how he spelt definitely at 2:57 I can believe that

    • @r_tten
      @r_tten 5 років тому +22

      that's probably why he looks like a highschooler

    • @bobbystaley9709
      @bobbystaley9709 5 років тому +3

      trumpetsounds *12 year old

    • @duckspy436
      @duckspy436 5 років тому +1

      @@sleepyidiot2010 well i mean quite the contrary. in school you're told to sound the word out if you cant spell it. if you sound out the word definitely (depending on your accent ofc) it can sound like definately. what am i doing with my life? im here being serious in a joke and fully concious of the fact im wooooshing myself. fuck lmao

    • @GunterTheGamer
      @GunterTheGamer 5 років тому

      Duckspy haha haha self aware comment haha reddit memes haha so quirky haha so relatable haha

  • @freddie4811
    @freddie4811 5 років тому +1561

    Robot Idea: Instead of making a robot you should just shoot Will with a paintball gun every time you see him and make a video out of it.

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans Місяць тому +2

    this is peak Michael Reeves, this is so much more fun to watch than the cheesy vlog stuff on the other channel, but hey, the algorithm seems to reward that kind of low effort content so we're probably stuck with it :/

  • @owen9709
    @owen9709 5 років тому +807

    make an Alexa that sneezes every now and then and won’t stop until you say “bless you”

  • @bilobobaggins1934
    @bilobobaggins1934 5 років тому +3056

    So is this what would happen when a gremlin has a degree in electrical engineering?

    • @brandonthegrey
      @brandonthegrey 5 років тому +106

      No, thisis what happens when your halfling kinds get into contact with technology

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +84

      @@brandonthegrey a chaotic neutral halfling who isnt exactly sure what the difference between neutral and evil is but knows he likes other people being in pain

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +7

      @@brandonthegrey I was gunna say he might not know what a halfling is till I saw his username

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 5 років тому

      You're just pointing out what has happened my friend

    • @alexhackett1312
      @alexhackett1312 5 років тому

      Gnomes.

  • @majordonut4022
    @majordonut4022 4 роки тому +1455

    “God I love this job”
    *SCREAMS OF THE TASED INTENSIFY*

    • @jimmy8626
      @jimmy8626 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah yeah thats cool but what the fuck is oatmeal

    • @majordonut4022
      @majordonut4022 3 роки тому +1

      @@jimmy8626 edible

    • @ImBaxBTW
      @ImBaxBTW 3 роки тому

      screams of the tased is my new favorite thing

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905
    @zaidlacksalastname4905 2 роки тому +32

    Bro became the highest in the room. Lawsuit incoming

  • @TheNoob-em2tk
    @TheNoob-em2tk 5 років тому +725

    7:13 "Please Michael spare the man he has a hernia!"
    Michael: "Does this look like the face of mercy?"

  • @headshotbydale
    @headshotbydale 5 років тому +582

    Michael Reeves is proof that short people given access to scientific knowledge will eventually bring the world to it's knees.
    I wasn't ready for him to take it literally.

  • @crg1292
    @crg1292 4 роки тому +2652

    this guy is what people mean when they say "chaotic evil"

  • @styx5035
    @styx5035 2 роки тому +8

    I am so thoroughly happy to see Fed get tazed

  • @danielsheldon4857
    @danielsheldon4857 5 років тому +595

    “I’m not getting contractions so I just need enough pain to floor a grown adult”
    Michael Reeves 2019

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +1439

    “CHEEESEEEE”
    He smiles as all his friends screams in pain as their life force slowly drains away from the electricity

    • @godtitan2896
      @godtitan2896 4 роки тому +16

      Me: hey Michael where's the wifi box
      Michael: YOU ARE THE WIFI BOX

    • @danishamirul1543
      @danishamirul1543 4 роки тому +5

      @@godtitan2896 *Michael maniacally screaming as his servants grovel in the soil of the fallen as Michael gradually becomes the demon god*

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 4 роки тому +5

      Well yes, chaos needs its food, and Michael's hungry

    • @elisanovelo
      @elisanovelo 4 роки тому +2

      ik right

    • @МаксимДорошин-ы3у
      @МаксимДорошин-ы3у 4 роки тому

      Here Lilypichu, Yvonne and Pokimane get elecrocuted by Michael ua-cam.com/video/T8jrESbI4iU/v-deo.htmlm40s
      For some reason it wasn't in this video

  • @laurenchido9816
    @laurenchido9816 5 років тому +621

    Another good thing about being short is you won't get shocked when you take a picture with Michael

    • @firewolfcaves
      @firewolfcaves 5 років тому +6

      The power of being 5'2

    • @dustinm2717
      @dustinm2717 5 років тому

      I'm not super short, but i think I'm short enough I'm safe too

    • @awesomeflippergamer
      @awesomeflippergamer 5 років тому

      Well he's even shorter

    • @Playuh
      @Playuh 5 років тому

      I’m watching this and laughing my ass off but this comment made me remember I’m 6’1

  • @itarry4
    @itarry4 Рік тому +5

    Oh man the look of smug satisfaction on Michael's face, just after the last picture was taken and the other 3 had collapsed to the floor so fast is both hilarious and slightly disturbing. The idea of just where he might go from here when he decides he needs to up his "game" a bit more to keep the audience watching.... 😮😢🎉

  • @uvwevwevosas3070
    @uvwevwevosas3070 4 роки тому +1431

    I love when he does this...
    "Flick your boxes to on"
    "Flick your boxes to on"
    "Now,flick your boxes to on"

    • @sabercircle7634
      @sabercircle7634 4 роки тому +7

      flick your boxes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @justinedzard
      @justinedzard 4 роки тому +28

      It's always funny when he's repeating instructions. Like that one Waldo tazer chair....

    • @olit349
      @olit349 3 роки тому +3

      I thought that said now flick your bones to on

    • @aGoofyMan669
      @aGoofyMan669 3 роки тому +1

      Broken NPC

  • @glaxion1977
    @glaxion1977 5 років тому +1888

    A twin size bed for Michael is like a crib for an average size man.

    • @herbalgiles9468
      @herbalgiles9468 5 років тому +3

      Sonic4ever2576 king sized bed* you mean

    • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
      @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 5 років тому +9

      @@herbalgiles9468 No, he means if Michael got a Twin sized bed, and it was proportional to a Twin sized bed of a normal person, his twin sided bed would be a crib

    • @deesnuts4993
      @deesnuts4993 3 роки тому

      🗿🗿🗿

    • @championofthedarksoul4200
      @championofthedarksoul4200 3 роки тому

      I can barely fit on a full let alone a tiny ass twin.

  • @mookooy
    @mookooy 5 років тому +2169

    Michael Reeves: if Dr Doofenshmerts had a Napoleon complex

    • @prakharmishra5187
      @prakharmishra5187 5 років тому +10

      LOL Underrated comment! 😂

    • @Lizlodude
      @Lizlodude 5 років тому +14

      So that's what happens when Perry retires...

    • @JS-po8oc
      @JS-po8oc 5 років тому +5

      And Napoleon stature

    • @daddy8884
      @daddy8884 5 років тому +1

      This is very True

    • @wielkikramarz
      @wielkikramarz 5 років тому

      jawohl

  • @turdle69420
    @turdle69420 2 роки тому +1

    how has that scarra face at 9:44 not become a meme yet
    hit me with that i-just-shit-my-pants face

  • @zirb5726
    @zirb5726 5 років тому +574

    *people screaming in background*
    Michael: I love science so much

  • @imstarbit
    @imstarbit 4 роки тому +2720

    Engineers: Nooo, you can't zap people that's bad!
    Michael: Haha tazer goes bzzt bzzt

  • @ge7333
    @ge7333 4 роки тому +1467

    “You just maximize the pain and hope they hit the floor”
    Michael

  • @mr.mossthesauceboss3292
    @mr.mossthesauceboss3292 2 роки тому +3

    One thing that’s amazing is he’s zapping himself, but behind him you just see the what the fuck is oatmeal wallpaper