Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly
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- Опубліковано 17 лип 2019
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If I was a Home Depot employee and a man came in asking for an electric fence for a “large hairless dog” I’d immediately assume he was a serial killer.
I was genuinely shocked no one called the cops
Well there's also the chance of bdsm kinks just a detective intuition
@@GippyHappy
they dont get paid enough to question customers' intentions with the things they buy lmao
As someone who has worked at home depot there are way weirder people who show up under even more suspicious circumstances
@@jeffgoldblunt How many people ask about rope to tie someone up? GIVE ME ALL THE KINKS
"Sorry dude, it's inhumane for animals"
*"Ok, but it is inhumane... for humans?"*
I mean...inhumane kind of gives it away 😐
This is a joke
I’m not berating
In *human* e
But like...
Humans are animals so both statements are true
tbf a dog wouldn't know better like a human would so they'd just end up shocking themselves causing immense pain, but not know why.
sorry if i ignored the joke.
It’s funny how when he went to different shops one was like “We don’t sell electric fences it’s inhumane” and the other was like “Yeah sure man no problem”
God bless America 🦅
it's much more dangerous for the dog to escape than it getting electroshocked tho
It doesn't even get hurt to get shocked by an electric fence as someone who got shocked by an electric fence more than once. It's just a really weird sensation that is not pleasurable, so you do your best to avoid doing it.
@@greego5952 Yeah, it kind of feels like when your foot falls asleep
@@confused_shark2537 great comparison
"it tasers cows, horses, and deer" I don't think you realize how fragile humans are lmaoo
"It could startle an elephant, so I think it should give some tingles to a human too"
Wasn't surprised at all that he returned it when I saw the size of the thing lol, those things are meant to power the fences for like a hundred acres of farmland
Michael isn't human
Mainly because we don't have all that hair to protect us like animals do
@@normalmightyyeah and he goes straight to source 🥲😂
@@rosskrtSpeak for yourself
How calm Micheal was when he said that there's an electric carpet upstairs implies that that sort of thing happens on a daily basis and that's terrifying.
Micheal attacked him with a swarm of head hunting drones
@@Jacob-ce7nh just your usual Thursday. Ya know?
Michael*
Well I mean, have you watched his channel
have you seen his channel?
Plot twist: Michael didn’t need to even leave his room to know there was an electric carpet. At this point, he can simply feel the presence of any taser-like object.
Michael can feel the presence of any taser in 1 mile
Surprisingly, there is a surgery biohack for that. Magnet implant in the finger.
@@DTorto imagine waking up and you feel your lamp just fall on you
@@DTorto wait wat?
@@raccoongodtristan6663 look it up. its actually a thing, although can be illegal
"aw don't wanna fry your little guy"
The electric fence dealer is the best
electric fence dealer????
@@Vyclops yeah, that was the dealer saying that
@@gamistry2947 there's dealers for only electric fences?????
@@Vyclops No, it appears that this dealer deals farming and ranching equipment. Since she is dealing the electric fence, she is the electric fence dealer according to the context of OP's comment.
@@Vyclops I mean, there are probably sales people who sell electric fences specifically. You know, for companies who only produce electric fences. But in this instance it was just the store clerk of a pet shop or something like that. Imagine working for a company who only produces electric fences and then trying to convince people how great your job is.
i started laughing so hard when he tested it on himself with sheer horror and then immediately cut to him returning it lmfaoo
Imagine living with Michael so long that you start to turn into Michael.
Michael reeves is a contagious disease that affects everyone he lives with
ahahahahahah
Ahahahahaha -hikup- CRACKHEAD
@@Dr.GregHouse I fear for everyone at OfflineTV...
@@sasdagreat8052 So do they
I lost it at “When Micheal is bouncing around the room like a troglodyte.”
did u get it back tho
@Frank Martinez don't complain about a person making a comment you don't understand.
@@travisr.835 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I had a teacher in high school who would address us as troglodytes all the time. For example as we would be all talking before class started he'd start off "Quiet down, troglodytes."
@Jazz Bonanza how the hell am i supposed to knwo what a troglodyte is when literally the only science subjects i study in highschool are chemistry and physics
I love how Micheal just has like 100 lines of code off to the side while playing Minecraft.
That's not actually code. It looks like an ssh connection to the command line of a Linux machine.
Quite possibly the machine that's running his Minecraft server.
@@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades 🤓
@@malakhinotario2115 mad because bad
Change the "d" to "k" in code and it sounds like a fun time
William: *tries to tase Michael*
Michael: "Do not cite the dark magic to me, William. I was there when it was written."
Now William has to deal with Michael stomping AND screaming.
that's what I was thinking!
And tumbling to the ground.. with more screaming
OOF!
There's nothing better than waking up to the sweet melodious sound of someone falling for your trap . Sleep well William and wake with a triumphant smile. 😂👍
Must... like... but... 911... likessss
You can tell that man was judging him when he said
"Inhumane....for animals.."
Jessica Moore it would of been weirder if he said “well I’m actually not going to use it on a animal”
😳
I read this skipped back randomly and I got to the part where he starts saying inhumane
What are the chances
The guy who said that is obviously an idiot, they are the furthest thing from "inhumane," so much better than barbed wire.
PolySaken ill do you one better, a wood fence...
@PolySaken cows and pigs bust through everything, but they tend not to escape a well-maintained electric fence. As long as it's just strong enough a shock to make them uncomfortable touching it, they stay away. They rub up against barbed wire to scratch themselves, stretching the wire and eventually breaking the fence, and then escape and do damage to the surrounding ecosystem. The feral hog problem in the US? Escaped farm animals (and some uneducated idiots that we like to call "bucket biologists" that think releasing animals into the ecosystem where they aren't native is a good idea)
I love that you can see michael trying not to laugh the first time he is on screen
I love how he emulates Michael's video style to make this video, and using electricity too? Truly using Michael's powers against him
"Inhumane for animals"
Good thing you're using it on your roommate
his roommate is an animal :eyes:
@@325bpm6 yes
Humans are a kind of animal
@@sayori3016 yes
@@sayori3016 michael reeves isnt human
Its gonna be a lot more quiet with Michael screaming at 3 AM
XD
so accurate
Implying he doesn’t already do that
Tye Likes To Draw *flashes back to the Annoy Michael Reeves project*
> 3 am
> Everyone is sleeping
> Michael's room: "S-U-C-C SUCC SUCC"
i feel bad but also dont wtf is wrong with me XD
I always forget how fucking good this video is
When it cut to him returning it after saying “that was really bad” with the most concerned look on his face. I laughed so hard my neighbors woke up.
Whoever was going to sponsor this video missed being a part of a instant classic.
Wow, more than five hundred likes in less than 30 minutes 😱
I enjoy all humans. Oh wait I meant I destroy all humans. Dang auto correct. And yeah I would have sponsored the heck outta this. Big loss on their part.
*an, I'm so sorry, I just had to.
Caleb Williford lol this is weird
Whoever didn’t sponsor this video dodged a bullet
Middle class father disciplines son for breaking commonly accepted rules of etiquette (1886, colorized)
under rated comment
I got shocked by that exact fence....out of sheer curiousity. Its like getting buzzed by prank shock toys.
"You can step between them, thats cheating!"
But, that would make him very quiet and slow at it?
2018: the floor is lava
2019: "the carpet is electricity"
2020: the sky is poised
@@redhead9297 😂
2021: the rain is acid
2022: the ocean is plastic
@@mclovin8802 Sad but true.
You can see the pure joy on Michael's face when he ignored William while playing Minecraft.
Benjamin Rothschild I only smiled because of Minecraft
He's trying so hard not to laugh.
Brian Bethea I know
An unus annus i see
Did u see the energy drinks and sodas?
1:24 "like a troglodyte" *I choke laughed*
"My house burnt down"
2 years later:
"I'm gonna set up an electric fence in this carpeted room"
@John Doe or ajit pie
@@dark6.6E-34 likely both then
@@JoshWitte I would go out of my way to get that double kill at the expense of my car.
To be fair, his house burnt down in a forest fire, not from bad wiring.
Amaizing.
“When Michael is bounding across the room like a troglodyte”
221 likes
*no replies*
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@@mrmcfezz2727 538 likes 3 replies?
Nerds are shy even on the internet
That part had me in tears 😂
I laughed so hard at that
The instinct to not cause yourself unknown quantities of pain can ve really strong. A girl in my bio lab class last year really had to psych herself out to prick her finger with a needle for our blood lab, which was a little weird considering she'd had 2 kids.
I laughed so hard watching you test the first electric fence charger. So glad I saw this today.
"I need an electric fence for like a big hairless dog."
Def makes you sound like you are torturing people.
if pita saw that
he... is?
DemonMemes don’t summon peta
DemonMemes pita lmao
Do you do poison?
Sponsor: *doesn’t sponsor you
Sponsor: *checks video
Video: *gets on trending page
Sponsor: “We have made a decision that failed us all”
to be honest William and Micheal shocking themselves probably counts under "self harm", which is a big no-no for just about any sponsor
Mallrat
Yeah, but Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is still monetized.
James Sauce i love the specific comparison you used
It could be that... or it could be the fact that will is using an electric fence to shock a person. But your guess is as good as mine.
James Sauce I think this can more easily be considered art.
been 4 years and it’s still gold
6:05 I'm only 6 minutes in but major kudos for personally testing the intensity before using it.
5:40
And that's the difference between Michael and William: Michael would've kept the big one.
he would be like "oh that hurts like f%#$ ... perfect :)"
Nah he'll make a fance himself so he can check on himself low power than set it to 9 when it's used on other people
Dark Christian
_Ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔ_
Dark Christian “that hurts like fuck”
Why Michael is the best still
I love how he called his roommate a big hairless dog..
well you’re not gonna tell the pet smart employees that you’re trying to taze your roommate are ya
Only time that the word “big” will ever be used to describe Micheal
also called him a troglodyte
@@rat9536 why wouldn't you? Sound like a GREAT idea.
"His roommate" has a name
The electricity is just gonna make him stomp the floor louder and shout, waking you up even more…
To hit him with a bat
Yeah but micheal gets electrocuted so…
Win?
I like how micheal is laughing when you try to talk to him, lol
“You don’t wanna like, fry your little guy?”
Wholesome.
His little guy is already fried
@@Zulfburht LMAO
Yeah and then he’s like “naw”
Nah he didn’t like it
Aww
Instead of hearing a loud stomping noise at night, he’s just gonna hear screaming
the satisfaction tho
Yesssss I would do this tho
wait that’s a good point
Your right
Much more pleasing
One of the all time best videos you made!
The thing with the ice cream machines at Mcdonald's is that they're not broken. A friend of mine worked there for some years and he told me that the personnel that works there has to clean it every 2 hours, (and if I remember correctly the machine goes into fail/safe -mode if not cleaned properly). So, when they had a lot of guests and/or not enough people who worked that day, the ice cream machine stayed "broken" until they had time to clean it.
Tazing Micheal is like shooting spider-man with webs.
BelieveInSteven bruh😆
Yes.
It’s gonna get ya back
That’s incredably true
2 months ago
“I’m gonna touch it”
*Touches it and it hurts*
*surprised pikachu face*
Bish u got AIDS
*shocked
@@dreadedsnail985 reee
Alboe 6815 picachu cant get hurt by electricity 😂
@@maevemahon9897 *pikachu
Loved your work on Andor!
2:01 Michael trying to keep it together was hilarious xD
Guy: “Inhumane actually”
Will: proceeds to buy it
@waffeltek ha
The judgement in the guy's voice made me feel guilty XD
@waffeltek i agree.
He should’ve said it’s for a humane
@@wolfrayne8355 Yeah. Lol. That guy was pretty judgement. I get the feeling he stared at William as he walked out and then turned his nose up and harumphed. 😤
He obviously doesn't know it takes a bigger shock for a bigger animal or they won't feel it.
I can't believe you make your child pay rent.
@TheDireWolf wooosh
Wait how old is Michel
CummiBear 69 * surprised pikachu face *
I've known people who make their kids pay rent until the move out or go to college and the parents give the money back so the have a savings
Meegan B okok it’s just a joke
Is it just me or have William's videos always been awesome and been steadily increasing in quality?
"Yeah, He was not happy..." OMG I nearly spit my drink 😂
2 years ago: My house burnt down :(
Now: EleCTrIC CaRPeT
I'm starting to notice a trend here
Cool
Britt Martin I would say thats more hot then cool
Peter Lindh actually it was a year ago.....
@Harry Heap lol nope
"Do you have an idea how much this would hurt a human? "
Still not sure why she didn’t call the police right there.
That's a valid question though. I grew up on a farm and we had electric fences to keep our horses from escaping their paddock. I touched them once by accident, because I thought I turned the fence off and we used to climb over them to get onto the paddock (there was a gate that was safe to operate no matter what, but we were lazy...) and from then stayed fucking far away from it. It was powerful enough to keep an elephant away...
Oh, yeah absolutely. I worked with horses for a while (feeding, taming, training, cleaning their beds) and pretty much all the paddocks were fenced with just two strands of electrified copper/polypropylene string, and as a "gate" the paddocks just had a strand of galvanised wire attached to the "string" with a rubber-handled hook connected to a spring which went in an eye screw, the problem is that a few of the rubber handles were damaged, so I quickly learned to grab them in a specific way.
DO YOU DO POISON? WHAT SORT? COULD IT KILL A PET? QUITE A LARGE PET, AN ALMOST - PERSON SIZED PET?
@@richardbudgell7507 shopping for the dark brotherhood.
@@PichDextro Went to my grandpa's house, he was working on the electric fence. Just standing there holding on to it while it was on. I could see his arm twitching a little. I asked if it hurt? nah, just tingles a bit. So grabbed it too....problem was that grandpa was wearing thick rubber boots and i was bare foot in the wet grass....i say it was a rather shocking result.
I'm laughing out loud at Michael sitting at his chair laughing while you filmed him "not able to hear you" where he could clearly hear you
I used to work on a cattle ranch, we had the big fence boxes and used to trick new guys into reaching through to grab stuff. One guy put his entire head between two wires and got it on both ears. Priceless.
Let's get this video poppin' so the ex-sponsor feels real bad
@@KirstenReck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
this video
Bennet Olander wow it’s almost like this video was trending
Shaun Jeroski doing my part
Ikr
I mean 4 mill views
Sponsor: We don't like this video
UA-cam: *Trending Page* "Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly"
XBlessedOutlawX
Mistakes were made
Michael reminds me of my nephew so much I love it, they even look similar
"So I'm going to build something... okay I'm gonna electrify the carpet" idk why but the way he gave up halfway through trying to explain had me rolling
Ooh man if only this video would have a sponsor I would totaly buy the product the video was advertaising.
You're totally right man, what a shame
@@jorenlavaerts3970 yeah, this video would have been perfect for an ad
Brug yeah it would totally compel me to purchase an item of advertisement depicted by Mr.Osman
Yeah this video now makes me want to buy something worth investing in
Yeah I really desperately want to buy something rn and if I saw an ad I would most certainly buy that item after watching this video.
Stupid sponsors don't know what's good for them
“But they didn’t like the video”
*3.2 Million views*
*Sponsors :/*
Most businesses are run by idiots. Being in charge is pure luck.
@@ChocPretzel8 i wouldnt want my company to be on this type of video
420 likes
@@allyma3 i would
@@heroicmisfortune9099 i assume u dont want to own a company very long then?
Funny story. When I was stationed in The Pentagon, there was a shop that bought the wrong carpet, like 20+ years ago, and their carpet was carrying SO much static electricity. If you touched a computer case, that would power the computer off, as it saw it as an activation of the soft switch. It was also wiping all things that used crypto, because they have anti-tamper stuff, and the extra voltage was seen as a tamper attempt and would wipe the keys. They only had that carpet a couple of weeks I think, but it was a wild time. You could stand next to a filing cabinet, shock yourself on it, remove your hand, and touch it again, and shock yourself again.
"He's not bad- he pays his rent on time".
William: *Evacuate, we're out of ideas!!*
Missed opportunity to get Michael to say: "Get the f@$& out of my room I'm playing Minecraft."
Yeeeeeee
"I need an electric fence for a big, kinda hairless dog."
incidentally do you know how much it would hurt a human?
How much voltage did he use?
@@fbiboi5556 nothing to see here sir....
And the idiot says inhumane lol. Cause keeping your dog from running into traffic and dying is inhumane
That's good way to get on a list lol
ok so i worked at mcdonalds for a bit, here ya go:
the ice cream machines ARE NEVER BROKEN. what happens is if overnight crew does not clean out the machine, it doesnt work. ice cream sort of solidifies and then it cant go spin-spin here ice cream. now, i never worked overnight so i have no idea how hard it is to clean the machines (cause my overnight did their job and we could eat ice cream during daylight hours :D)
re watching the part where he ask "a hairless dog" and "do you know how much this will hurt a human?" makes him sounds like he has someone trapped in his basement...
Goodbye horses
@@CarlosPerezChavez Michael giggling 2:10
had same thought
This could be modified to make a rather intense game of twister.
TheCptnOf Fail for idubbbz and him to do another deadly twister????
@@nathan.w9906 calm down
I agree with this idea
DEADLY TWISTER 3 CONFIRMED?
TheCptnOf Fail YES
" I need a electric fence for a big hairless dog." and " Would this hurt a lot if a person touched it?" are 2 sentences put toghther that will definitly get you put on a watchlist
I’m just a dude stumbling onto your channel. I’m observing a man drunk with knowledge. Its beautiful. Continue, please.
“Yea.. I..i..I’m looking for an electric fence. Yea for like, like a big hairless dog.”
They have to think hes keeping somebody in his basement, right?
But isint michael a small hairless dog?
"If you want trash, leave a comment."
But Will, we have already subscribed
You just burned him harder than he burned that adriuno board.
You burned him harder than Mother Nature burned his house....
@@VOLAIRE F
I want it 2626 east creek road 85024 Phoenix Arizona
@@braxtonschwallier1048?
I like how hey bought the same model Allen pan used for the taser gun, and also immediately regretted it
This entire video is hilarious but honestly the funniest part for me is the way you pronounce “musubi” 😂
first i thought this was a video from micheal, cause hurting others seems like more of his thing.
It's just the effect that Michael has on everyone
Same man, it's michael's virus.
Micheal whould have keep the big battery one.
Nah, Micheal is more of a fan of hurting himself
Nah, more like he feels he is being tortured by his viewers
“He’s not bad; he pays his rent in time.” What else do you need in a roommate?
Yooo Dave what you doing here
@@joeybe_quiet6505 yooo Joey what u doing here
@@thatguy6214 yo that guy what you doing here?
@@waltergoldstein8244 yo walter what you doing here?
@@everythingirrelevant6969 yo everything what you doing here?
I enjoy the flipping through the manual only looking for what you want
When I tell you this video has me cackling like a witch
"inhumane for animals"
William: "Ha! Well good thing its for a person then!"
One mans trash is another mans treasure.
ｎｏｗ ｇｉｍｉｅ ｔｈａｔ ｔｒａｓｈ
no, it's mine
I eat Cereal with Water
No you eat cereal with water that is illegal
One man's dog is another man's pleasure.
r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@aidenb3069 bad
The dark souls roll?! Your freaking legend !!
"I do like Spam musubis" Michael knows what's up
The next video's title:
*My house burnt down AGAIN by an electrical fire.*
William: A big hairless dog
Michael: *crying tears of joy* he called me big!!
Michael is *big* if ya' know what I mean
Ethan Goldsmith he’s asian
@@sp0inkzter = (
liquid lasagna Yeah but he’s still big where it counts
liquid lasagna His heart ❤️ *npenis*
William osman imitating Micheal hopping across the carpet brings me joy
Man took floor is lava seriously
"When Michael steps stomps around like a troglodyte" fucking killed me
same XD the way he was bouncing around like an ape was amazing lol.
What the fuck is a troglodyte?
Its pretty much a cave man. He was calling him a prehistoric man and or an ape hence the comment above you.
they're not everywhere, so special equipment is required to find them. Take a piece of glass, apply a thin metallic oxide coating on one side, and place it on a wooden table with the oxide side up. Using a tape measure and protractor, find 2 feet and 90 degrees from the glass. Get a cup of lukewarm water then dip your fingers in it. Smear the edges of the glass with your wet fingers while looking at the glass from the point we measured earlier. You should be able to spot a trogdolyte within a couple minutes.
@@amaterasu8314 A genus of chimp, last I checked. Contains chimps and whatever their more peaceful cousins are called.
"Inhumane for animals."
"Okay, but what about roommates?
babyhilts I see no downside
Nothing's too inhumane for Michael.
*A N D T H E Y W E R E R O O M M A T E S*
Did I just spend my whole day watching William osman. Yep
Is anyone watching after he quit but you still want to watch him and this is his best vid
Every day William grows closer to becoming dr. doofenschmertz
electric-carpetinator
@@SDogo lol
The combination of Reeves and Osman is just Doofenschmirtz lmao
@@willowism Bitterness, self loathing and and constant voice cracks, come from Michael while, goofiness, clumsyness and overly elaborate builds that barely work come from William
@@pegasBaO23 I feel like elaborate builds would come from michael
William: Do you know what this would do to a person?
Cashier: *quietly pressing panic button*
OH NO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how Michael was about to crack up laughing just over doing a short bit pretending to ignore someone. That's some SNL Jimmy Fallon shit.
I really wish I had the money to do all this cool stuff. Can't wait to get my first job
Now instead of stomping keeping you awake it will be screaming.
Use the microwave’s screaming tech to power the carpet for maximum pain
LMAO
“ i was hungry “
666 likes
It's only fiting that you profile pic is a kitten
When he's asks Michael to stop stomping you can see Michael trying to hold back his laughter
I know right
That's
the point
Zakaria Samad no
Yes
He is not stupid michael already knows and is trying to pretend he doesn't
"How painful would this be to a human?" "It can taze wolves"
Will: We're going to taze Michael.
*friendly fire activated*
I hope this video gets millions of views and the sponsors get hard regrets
Yes.
A quarter of the way there in like an hour
[Intro]
Oskana!
[Verse]
She said I'm a crybaby, I can't be up lately
Girl, you drive me crazy, AMG Mercedes
Speedin' down the highway, lookin' at the street lights
Geekin' on a Friday, I can never sleep right
Knowin' I hurt you, I don't deserve you
I shoulda curved you, I know I'm the worst, boo
But I could be cool too, and you got them dance moves
And I got this vibe, I swear it's perfect to ride to
I wanna die too, we all wanna die too
I got this vibe, I swear she love gettin' high too
I love gettin' high too, I wanna hide you
How did I find you? I'll be inside, I'm makin' music to cry to
[Hook]
Oh, it's a lonely world, I know
Gon' get a lonely girl, that's fo' sho'
Oh, I'm a lonely boy, she made a lonely boy, yeah, I know
Oh, it's a lonely world, I know
Gon' get a lonely girl, that's fo' sho'
Oh, I'm a lonely boy, she made a lonely boy, yeah, I know
[Verse]
She said I'm a crybaby, I can't be up lately
Girl, you drive me crazy, AMG Mercedes
Speedin' down the highway, lookin' at the street lights
Geekin' on a Friday, I can never sleep right
Knowin' I hurt you, I don't deserve you
I shoulda curved you, I know I'm the worst, boo
But I could be cool too, and you got them dance moves
And I got this vibe, I swear it's perfect to ride to
I wanna die too, we all wanna die too
I got this vibe, I swear she love gettin' high to
I love gettin' high too, I wanna hide you
How did I find you? I'll be inside, I'm makin' music to cry to
[Hook]
Oh, it's a lonely world, I know
Gon' get a lonely girl, that's fo' sho'
Oh, I'm a lonely boy, she made a lonely boy, yeah, I know
Oh, it's a lonely world, I know
Gon' get a lonely girl, that's fo' sho'
Oh, I'm a lonely boy, she made a lonely boy, yeah, I know
Any idea who the sponsor was?
I love that pfp (Looks like Thatistheplan)
When the dude was saying it’s inhumane, I would’ve 100% said dw it’s for my Roomate and watched him try to decide if that’s better or worse
Yeah.
It's for my 12 years old philino roomate, he loves electricity don't worry
iT’s iNhuManE I don’t know why the guy thinks a wireless is any different the wired..
Sepharoth electric fences don’t even hurt that much, I don’t know why he said it’s inhumane when it’s a better alternative to barbed wire which hurts way more
Yeah its not that bad. My dog use to lick the electric fence at work for funsies.... and drunk people games.