I Built A Surgery Robot
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2020
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North Korea: "Our great leader is healthy and in good hands"
Kim Jong-un's surgeon:
ok i think this is the best comment ive seen XD
thats what happens when you give limited education in your country
7:35 , 7:48
I am proud to be the 1000th like.
7:35 close your eyes, thats what the surgeon was like
Ngl. I was terrified the entire time he stuck his hand near the death machine while other people were using it. But then I remembered that the FDA didn't say anything bad about it :)
omg same, i got scared for a second there.
Definitely not what I would call "best practices"
If he cut himself using the Death Machine then he could just use his surgery machine to fix himself.
Surgery robot* 😂
Legit anxiety. I must be getting old because every time he waved his hands over the table I wanted to scream "CHILD what the fuck are you DOING turn it off first!!"
You know Lilly has been with Michael long enough when she walks into a room, see's a robot and runs.
That's what we call, experience learning.
To be fair, if I entered a room and saw that robot, I would run
Poki: “Oh, I’m so sorry!”
Michael, covered in blood: “What? No, it’s okay, it’s fine, this is a learning experience!”
☠
This is insane, he literally got us to believe he was making a shitty joke but then actually made a crazy good robot.
MmmMMMMMMMMMMmm
ah yes. crazy good robot. it fucking destroys anything in its way including the operator.
@@Dra3oon that's the definition of a crazy good robot
If we take out the part of destruction, it's a pretty good robot.😂
Isn't this just a claw where you "win" a toy?
I’m glad they released Kim Jong-un’s surgery video to the public
Wilmer Ramirez you stupid😂
*Incoming shitty ICBMs*
Lol
Only 9 minutes in 1k likes
Bruh
Normal people: **keeps their knives either in a holder or magnetised to a plate.**
Michael: **keeps his knives unsorted in a drawer amongst his BAKING UTENSILS??**
thats normal i have one of those things to hold the knives but they are just as useless as a hook to carry a spatula you leafucker
It’s like some legitimate cartoon show knife spot 😂
*cartoon character freaks out*
*wildly grabs butcher knife from drawer for some reason*
Yeah who does that?...
Heh...
Suddenly i feel like Germany has just a very few normal people...
... and a lot more Michaels
I have a knife drawer I have like 40 knives tho
It’s funny that the surgery machine just stabs people
It does work, the machine summons a whole crew of medical professionals that give you a ride to the hospital
@@placeholderdoe это гений
that's what surgery is.
falling in style.
stabbing with grace.
@@alphenhousplaysgames4565 fr
Astute observation
I think Michael's parents are the only parents who are glad that their child isn't a doctor
Maybe more that he didn't hurt himself while making this xD, weeeeeell atleast I hope so.
Son as you know we come from a long line of doctors but your machines are horrifying and I don’t think I or anyone with trust you with there life
LOL
EGGS
Why are you no doctor like your brother
Finally, Kim Jong Un's surgeon has entered the arena
Someone beat you to it
HolyHellFire67 are u happy now?
That is too good to be true xD
and they're both chinese
Acne scar Reeves
that grin on michael's face when he was showing lily was PRICELESS
I have never felt a fear for knives before, even more so since I work in a busy kitchen.
But Pokimane, Pokimane has given me that fear.
This is the man who did Kim Jong Un's botched surgery
Lol
Menti bruh
"I Built a Machine that DESTROYS WORLD LEADERS"
Botched? No it went exactly as lord Michael intended
He was murdered by the South Korean government. That man sadly programmed the robot wrong.
It’s the tomato spike but for people
@@nooneimportant4278 b i g m e t a l p i s t o n k n i f e*
YES big metal human spike
B I G M E T A L T O M A T O P E R S O N K N I F E
It’s like the USA every time they want oil use overwhelming force
BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE!!!!!
I’m no expert, but I think that your surgery robot is really only capable of a lobotomy
Bruh I’ve taken coding for the last three years in high school, and my parents found this and forbid me from taking one my senior year…
Jokes on them, their life support is gonna run on code, so at this point it’s a waiting game
Bro really playing the long game to in crease his kill streak💀💀💀💀💀
@@EstebanGilChillington one step at a time my friend, one step at a time...
@@pugs8mmybrain854 i do have some tips in case you do not want to get caught
1. You couñd probably do it wireless in order to not be physically there in the hospital
2. Build a robot that does it for you and immediately explodes when its mission is done
*their
That actually horrible. I think that's gotta be one of the dumbest reasons possible.
“Higher up controls the knife”
“Oh okay”
“So make a small incision”
*Slams hand down full force”
More Like DETROIT SMASH !!!!!!!!!
*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!*
@@harter5846 More Los Angeles, or Rabat.
PLUS ULTRA!!!
Angel0921 lololol
DaVinci Robot: "They did surgery on a grape"
Michael: "They did surgery on my will to live"
He had a will to live?!?!
Nah
I live on cocaine
It was unsuccessful
Halo Lord 999 he did but the surgery turned out like Kim jug uns surgery
As someone who has seen the da Vinci with my own 2 eyes and repair that companies devices, I can say that thing is way ahead of its time, but Micheal doing this solo is mind breaking. Props
I love how everyone’s instant reaction to even the littlest of things Michael does is to scream
He didn't say "Don't try this at home", because no one can
Is that a challenge
420th like lol
Are you challenging me
@@Best_Ape copy
@@FalloutHelper proceeds to copy the word *copy*
Imagine living in the same house as this madman and you walk into the kitchen hearing:
"If you really think about it, scalpels are just shitty, smaller knives, so why don't we just use bigger, better knives?"
Before taking a random knife and disappearing into his torture chamber for three more weeks.
And then walking out covered in blood
The Lunch Club was never seen again.
And that’s why you don’t rob Michael Reeves
Voodoo one and hearing pokimane scream at the top of her lungs
It’s at 666 likes, keep it that way.
9:55 “the closer you’re to it the further it goes from you” bro is talking my social life 💀
I think the reason this is a favourite for a lot of people is because its different. It looks actually polished and well made instead of being exposed wires and tidpod containers. There are no old overused jokes like tasers to be seen.
This was looked like a new era of micheal reeves insanity
Asian parents: Become a doctor
Michael reeves:
PinkSparklyGamer doctor maker
say no more fam
Don't want to be doctor? That's okay, you can be engineer
-my parents
Racism
Super shohan 64 yesism
As someone who actually does R&D for medical devices this has me crying. It’s beautiful
Epic man
Nicholas Gregoire I mean it’s a start imagine that machine but with more precision
Dream Dragoon bruh the davinci robot is shaped a certain way for a reason lmaoo
namn It’s better than anything that could be crafted by a “professional” and “knows what they are doing” and isn’t wanted for murder
Even if u improve on it there no way it will cost 2.6mil
I like how at 10:17 he drops the “Insane scientist” act and quickly says “No, it’s fine, it’s fine.”
One time, I play for a bit with a real Davinci Robot. It was pretty cool !
Yes, the flex is necessary.
All jokes to the side,he made a giant ass murder tool,so he can threaten his hostages
He calls them "roomates"
His hostages will not be threatened, but accidentally murdered.
N O Who said it'd be accidental
All he needs is to add a taser
i mean no fingerpriiiiiiiiiiiiints
Michael is the result of mixing Tony stark and the joker
KHALOODYXR8 wrong. He’s a singular version of the hacksmith on crack combined with Elon musk’s drunk ideas
sure is
Because like Michael said he is the elon musk of bad ideas
Yes agreed
IF YOU JUST SMILE
9:46 you can tell poki was genuinely scared af
i mean a giant robot arm with the biggest kitchen knife of the house was suddenly moving, i would have shit my pants xD
When the surgery robot starts zooming and playing Cowboy Bebop music, you know this is going to be a good one.
The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large. He’s on the way to murder the robot army
I mean he started a while ago with headhunter drones so...
The robot uprising will be started by him, and only him.
Eao
just attach this to a bunch of drones and roombas and he has a small army
Bold of you to assume he isn’t the creator of the robot army
no human being should ever possess this much chaotic intelligence
He's too powerful to be kept alive!
This is what happens when you give ordinary people the power to create.
Bold of you to assume he’s human
"I too am cursed with knowledge"
Fortunately no human does possess that; Michael Reeves does
I just discovered you exist via a video with DoctorMike, so I searched for this video, OMG I need a few moments to get my breath back. I haven't laughed so hard in years. I think I've have busted my ribs again, they were just healing from the last fracture. Subscribing to your channel will probably kill me. I have osteogenesis imperfecta, I'll tell you every time you break something on my body.
Him putting his hands in the area where the knife can easily cut him while poki is confused by how it works was actually insanely dangerous
Micheal is an example that being smart is not equivalent to being wise
I just had flashbacks to Pickle Rick
He is both
Michael is a great example of how to be intelligently chaotic neutral.
If he was a bit wiser, he would have dominated the world
William Q
Isn’t there another youtuber like him?
*Miniladd joins the chat*
Imagine all of the good things Michael could have done for the world with his engineering skills......Instead he became a humanized shitpost and i love it.
Lmao
Weaponized autism
@@kcuclord2779 were watching this at the same time does you feel weird yet
*weaponized
Gary Perkins bro your stupid you just said the SAME thing
Strap a gawk gawk 3000 to the end of that and you're set.
2:24 whats the funny music there
Holy shit it's "Too Good Too Bad" from Cowboy Bebop
Alternate title: *The last thing Kim Jong Un saw on the operating table*
"A forging dictator invested in some new technology. This is how his heart shut down"
That would be right up Michaels alley🤣
well looks like Kim is gonna drone strike yet another person
Let him have fun with his missiles we have motion tracked murder machines
@@briannairb793 not when he's a veggie
So this is the guy who did Kim Jong Un's surgery
Not yet
LMAOOOO
Lol
Œ
Stabbed multiple times, blood everywhere but hey
It was a learning experience
7:34 went from ad for hospitals to joker as a surgeon
Surgical resident here. I absolutely need this in my life. This machine has such precise movements, and most definitely would not kill the patient. Excellent work as usual Michael Reeves.
So this is how they did Kim Jong Un’s heart surgery
Yo what’s the scoop
Bilal Bokhari I wish
Bilal Bokhari but did you know they did surgery on a grape
Bilal Bokhari ikr
RIP TO THE SUPREME MINISTER I AM SHAKING AND CRYING
I heard Kin Jon Ung used this for his own surgery massive success.
Morgan Fitt-Boyland lmaoooo
bruh
So he no longer kim jon ill
Hell yeah he did
They did surgery on a dictator
I love how pineapple fell 8:00
to be this talented at robotics and this funny must be extremely rare
Things that happened in this video:
- Michael made a -torture- surgery device over like 7 weeks
- Lilypichu paints the Mona Lisa
- Pokimane kills a man
Business as usual, carry on.
Am i the only one who hears Clarcsons voice
@@anbilo23 Tonight on bottom gear, Micahel makes a surgery device over like 7 weeks, Lilypichu paints the Mona Lisa, and Pokimane kills a man
10:03
So nothing really weird happened
i see nothing wrong here
In North Korea: "Don't worry dear dictator, today we've hired the best of surgeons to perform your heart operation"
*The Surgeon:*
Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW UP, Thanks a lot guys!.
Lmfao
Lmao
Lao
Lmfao
Nailed it!
This was genuinely funny. Especially at the end and when he was testing it with the 10 pound thing.
Bro literally built a fully automated torture device..
And it’s *beautiful*
*Kim Jong Un preparing for heart surgery*
Michael: hey there, I'm your surgeon for today!
YES
its like the mr bean movie but better
THIS IS SO ACCURATELY TIMED
well that explains a lot
Hahahhahaha
This really be how Kim Jong Un got his heart surgery
Little sister hired the best surgeon money could buy
@@NekoPria i cannot disagree
No this is what's going to save him
Agreed
Lol
after visiting this again, this is still one of Michael's best videos
when the girl at the end of the video was “trying to retract the knife out of the head” i uh… started mimicking her motions screaming “UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN.. ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN”
Michael only has a girlfriend so he can legally steal her stuff to deconstruct it for a machine e.g. chair, bed spare taser
Yes.
That’s really funny
Yes
And use her music lol
lily also only have a boyfriend so she can legally steal his bed and air conditioning
scarra: why is poki screaming?
Lily: she's with michael
scarra: oh that makes sense
Clip?
Jay Ting it doesnt exist
*Proceeds to stab brain*
Clip is at 9:46 I believe
Kinda clip
Bro you are on the way to helping people and helping hospitals save money! I also love the tacit approval of the FDA. Super A+ bro guy! Helping people wurdwide. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The end practice sequence is so great. “…put the blood back iiiinnnn…”
I wish he had a parts lists and documented what he did. I would love to go through it and make something similar ;-;
Ya man that's what i wanted
Okay but this is unironically one of the coolest things I've ever seen michael build
I was thinking that this is my favorite video of his so far
wowie
This comment cant be disagreeable unless we talking about the UA-cam buddy gun
@Bum Bum cooties
H
it’s a miracle that all of his fingers are still intact
It's a miracle all his relationships are intact
Leo Billman bold of you to assume they are
@@LeoDaLion778 what relationship
@@LeoDaLion778 wwhat does this mean
mesothelioma
6:00 said the titan submersible team.
Michael just made a mini storage crane sorting system thats can be used on piers cargo vans or storage warehouse's box placements
"Is the system FDA approved?"
*B-roll of smiling medical professionals*
Isn't that just medical ads in general?
8:42 fucking great 😂
are you sure they weren't serial killers
Keep in mind, we didn't ask him to do this. At this point, he lost his shit during quarantine and his roommates are his test subjects.
Hostages*
I thought they were all test subject
Like can you imagine, few months ago he just made a screaming roomba, tazer tag games, fishing rod with lawnmower. Now he made a pile driver disguised as a surgical device
Pokimane, Lilypichu, Fedmyster, Scarra, and Yvonne
Disguisedtoast too, if he wasn’t self quarantining at a friends place
I have officially decided this is my favorite video on UA-cam, great job I hope you are doin well
This is actually really cool. I remember a while ago my friend tried to show me this when we were hanging out and because of the blood in the thumbnail and the fact that I didn’t know at the time that you couldn’t show too much gore on UA-cam, I was freaked out and refused to watch it. My friend told me that it was fine but he had said that about other things he’d shown me before and those were burned into my brain for years. Shouldn’t have lied to me man. Meant I didn’t get to see this.
Honestly I probably would have zoned out for most of it my attention span was horrible at the time.
But the real question is “can it remove shitty tomatoes from my salad?”
With surgical precision 👌
Are you dumb? It's clearly supposed to pick shitty tomatoes out of the patient, in case they ate the salad without picking tomatoes off and are sent to the hospital!
@@jpase Actually he's not dumb. His comment was a reference to a previous video done where he made a robot that removes tomatoes out of his salad. So the question was pretty Damn funny.
@@robledo09 did you not read the rest of the comment it was sarcasm.
Fuck, you beat me too it, I just wrote the same thing
Kim Jong-Un’s surgeon minutes before the surgery:
Jesus Christ lmao
HAHAHAHAH
@@notfullmoonflex Thank you grandfather
I like the idea and design but you can implement some security protocols like a pedal or trigger that activates the sensor to avoid accidents
“We are going to make a small incision above the ear” (Proceeds to brutally puncture the dummy’s head and kill him instantly”
I bet he can pick tomatoes out of his salad with this
Jabin04 It’s the same robot but with VR hand tracking
@@knifernick1012 Shhhhhhh.... They dont know that
But like, why would you do that?
The fabled return of the BIGASS METAL PISTON SPIKE
He can pick the tomatoes out of his face
“I don’t even know what surgery this is supposed to be”
Michael, I think that’s called a murder
it's called euthanasia.
😂😂😭
Surgery is just a help kind of murder
Brain deconstruction/ euthanasia
A supervised medical murder
if you can doesnt mean you should. i love how he is using his abilities of robotics to do whatever he wants this inspires meXD
3 YEARS AGO, 3 FUCKING YEARS AGO BO FUCKING WAY. I still remember clearly when this video came out and I was so happy 😭😭😭
The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large, he's on the way to that murder robot army
Cont3mplation he already has, remember the drones?
This is very true I can't wait
isn't that his goal?
Don’t give him the idea
He should later make a robot that can make more robots to start it more
This is why I don’t care that he takes a while to upload, when his shit drops it’s the bomb
Speaking of bombs his next build will be a bomb
I love his shit, too
Damn right you are
Quality over quantity baby
narolo day: alas the juices of comedic genius don’t run through me.
This is legit the best video on youtube!!!
i was thinking why this guy is genius on lily pichu's video but after seeing him make this video i remember i saw 2 years ago i saw one of video
I like how Michael's idea of surgery is just "insert knife into body"
He straight up stabs the pineapple and the pineapple is better
That's not what surgery is?
Prucked xox ok?
It’s insert unknife knife into body right?
Stab the cancer away!
Is he wrong?
I think this is the most dangerous robot you've ever built.
To this date.
He did build a sistem to control a car with your brain tho... This machine can ONLY kill someone who is in it, the car can kill anyone :D
The tomato stabber though. This one requires manual input.
Bruno Terrosa you obviously haven’t seen... the chair
Yet...
Bruno Terrosa he’s gonna build a tnt cannon in real life or some shit and terrorise the world
He's like a mix of vsause,rick sanchez and harry potter
Where has this guy been all my life
Micheal is going to be a mad scientist one day, the next doc oc, and jlaservideo is going to have to defeat him
"If you think about it, scalpels are just smaller, shittier knives... so why don't we just use BIGGER, BETTER KNIVES-"
*I am very reasonably terrified*
This reminds me of that one Jaiden animations video
i mean his right tho
@@Lily-sy5gz the one about one pronged forks? (Aka knifes)
Why not spoons?
@Preston Matthews funnily enough, if memory serves correctly, some swords were legally called “knives” or something like that to get around laws.
I was laughing so hard “just make a small incision above the ear.”
Her: *stabs head*
Michael: Nice incision
Sonic boom 💥 🩸
Bruh what’s wrong with you
Same😂😂😂😂
This is worse skill than jacksepticeye doing surgery in surgery simulator vr
I have an idea for the controller you could instead of having to change out the tools every time you need to use a new one you could make it so that each finger was attached to a different tool so if you raised or lowered your fingers. It would move that specific tool up and down.
I mate!! Love the ideia, just had a little input for you, maybe try to add some kind of stable structure to the robot. Like when you go with the knife have something to hold the head and dont expect the head to fall of gravity. Just an ideia for improvement. Love the content keep going.
It's really cool to see how Michael has gotten better at robot making over the years. Usually his inventions can only kill people, now they can brutally murder people.
U mean torture
Dont know how tazers became this lethal
Lol
Little of this a little of that
Yepp knife torture...
This looks like the beginning of a DC villian's origin story.
Holy shit so true
_Driven mad by all the shitty robot requests and being stuck in his room drove him insane. he used what was left of his sanity to construct a code that would bring upon the human race awkward but efficient destruction by headhunting drones and war roombas._
he just looks like one anyway
It is...
He just wanted to help the world 😭
_during a global health crisis_
Small upgrade proposition for the controls: build a miniature of the CUM frame and use more than 1 cam so you get more precise video feed. Maybe even go for 8 cams, 1 cam in each corner
10:06 i love how he dips his hands into the blood for our entertainment
Imagine on your gravestone it says “Cause of Death: Lag”
OMG me plays irl cod also me it was lag
ikr
My story when I try to play cod
Bruno, Narancia, and Abbachio
@@ashikjaman1940 pretty much
When u destroy ur girlfriends bed so she has to sleep in yours. Smooth
But Michael is 14. It’s illegal for minors to have shrex. Please don’t r/whoosh me. Edit: Hi, future me here. Please take note of past me’s incredible stupidity. That is all
Me when that happens:
Franky: SUPERRRRR
@@burghelyaficionado9567 I thought he was 22
Sahil Arora jokes jokes
@Sahil Arora *small brain*
"Plug the hole with the knife" is such an underrated line.
After I saw the glued knife in machine moving so chaoticly,
I honestly was so fucking
Scared for my life and amazed at... this. and tearing from laughter of the thought that this IS the cutting edge technology.
Efin hell GOOD JOB!
I love how terrified everyone is of this murder robot.
JhenMaster who wouldn’t be
He’s caused trauma to everyone at offline because of his 12 Year Old Mad Scientist Big Brain.
JhenMaster ikr, it’s so weird, it’s like they’ve never seen one before
Everyone in OfflineTV gangsta till Michael starts making a video.
rightfully so
normal people : im censoring everything to stay monitised
micheal reeves : puts fake blood inside a puppet and completely slaughters it
*Fake* blood?
Bold of you to assume it’s fake
lmfao
bold of you to assume its just a puppet without a body inside it
Like good old youtube
I had a davinchi take my gallbladder out today. Told everyone about this video. They loved it.
The thud the pineapple made when it smacked the table was a masterpiece. Bravo good sir.