Teaching a Robot Dog to Pee Beer
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- Опубліковано 8 кві 2021
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lilypichu came with me all the way to Boston to record a 10 second meme, thanks lily
Thanks Poki and Toast for helping w/ the dog
Songs:
Funky Galileo - open.spotify.com/track/0TAHhM...
Flamingosis - Sunset Park - Комедії
Godlike Merch: pissbaby.art/
ok
Micheal
First
sheesh
Michael Merch nice
If Tony Stark had brain damage:
Yea
Reeves industries
yawn
And severe depression
If Tony Stark was 10% more intelligent actually 🐸
Elon musks abandoned child learns the power of friendship through torturing robot dogs
@testing you are definitely correct ! I also ate a donut ...this proves I am 5 percent donut 👍
Haha lmao
@testing are u on drugs mate?
@@lgay1927 it seems he is
Why is this scarily and completly accurate.
Imagine you're on break at Boston Dynamics, you look out the window and there's a guy with a modified version of your best robotic dog yet, he stares you right in the eyes and the robot dog starts pissing on the parking lot and then he and the dog walk away.
YES
He needs to do this
@@frgotten_phantm did you even watch the video?
Slowly rise and begin slowly clapping. Speeds up in pace. A single tear rolls down from the left eye. The future... has arrived.
“Oh no its slipping in the piss” is one of the best lines on youtube.
LoL he should put that on a T-shirt for his merch store 😀
Just put that line on T-shirt merch
@@ariantasariedimunthe4734 just “Slippin in the Piss” of a shirt
And it said on a robot dog
imo "plug the hole with the knife" it's better
the Boston dynamic intern who has to show this to their head of legal to decide how the fuck they respond
Or you try to become an intern and respond yourself. You've had your own roundabout and you are a candidat for mayor of london. Might as well become an intern of Boston dynamics, support Michael and send him a second dog to serve snacks or sth.
Micheal For London Mayor.
Good luck on may 6th
Boston Dynamics Lawyer
everybody in boston is used to the rest of the world calling themselves genius while bastardizing our technology,
When he said that they were only offering it to construction companies, I genuinely expected him to say "So i created a construction company"
Same
He would be the guy to spend 2 weeks of their life to spend 3000 dollars just to create a company
Sounds like an episode of Nathan for you
If he made a construction company it would just end up like Majima Construction
bloody same.
I like how Michael made something that didn’t need to be potty trained into an absolute interior monster
💀
The first run of the bot consisting of it mostly drunkenly kicking beer cups over, slipping and falling on its face and then pissing itself was really poetic.
Michael: [ *is too lazy to make a second prototype* ]
Also Michael: [ *drives to the other side of the country for a 15-second bit* ]
That's Michael for ya!
In his defense, it was funny
Ah yes, the peak of human intelligence...
but when the...
Either that or his first road trip with his girlfriend
You can always count on Michael to make good use of one of the most advanced tech of our generation
He is slowly turning into Rick Sanchez I swear to God.
lol fr
Yes, no one can doubt our lord and savior Michael...
Hmmm
yes
I like how yvone has such a natural fear of Michael that the sound of the piss sent her into a genuine fight or flight mode
I’d like to believe the CEO of boatman dynamics has watched this video in horror of what michael is doing to his robot
The fact he drove 3k miles just to have the very robot dog they spent 30 years inventing piss beer at their HQ was just the biggest power move of 2021.
Best decision ever made
I half expected him to go in and say “Look what I did to your creation!”
@@parist6735 same dude
@@parist6735 Love this comment
I'm not sure about this Jimmy Neutron reboot...
Really lives up to the original in my opinion.
Sillis miks katoit tämän ???
Suomi perkele
I feel it might be better that the original
Jimmy Neutron: T
15 years later. He has a medical condition where he urinates beer
I love how Michael is taking this robot that’s definitely going to be used for remote military combat and turns it into essentially a party butler to refill your drink…
Dolan dark: “I just wanna know what year they’ll be fuckable”
Micheal: “ this year if I can get my hands on one”
Truly underrated moment
1:00
“So michael, you got any pets?”
dang, 100 likes in 3 minutes is not half bad...
Reeee
Nice one
Michael: Yeah I got a dog that pisses beer.
No
the sheer level of intelligence and effort that went into this is actually shocking
i actually have a masters in engineering and im pretty sure i couldnt have programmed or built half of what he did, and i definetly wouldnt have put in a tenth the amount of effort
and he did it all just to take the piss.... or well....have a piss
I’ve started coding recently. I can understand the smarty pants parts of the videos I’ve watched for so many years lol. Love the content Michael, can’t wait for the next upload!
They wouldn't give me one either :(
I love this.
Lol
hi
You gotta create a light saber for that dog
Whoa
@@DyslexicMitochondria yup
What is my purpose?
You piss beer.
...Oh my god
"Welcome to the *burp* club buddy"
Its..
..its Beautiful!
this should be the next shirt
To be fair that's basically my purpose too, the beer's just already been filtered.
did you seriously just copy a comment
imagine being verified and copying comments lmfao
Michael: (perfectly explains the inverse-square law in caveman terms)
Also Michael: "Don't trust a word I say"
fr
“Eventually, my beer is gonna be gone, but my sadness isn’t” -Micheal Reeves 2021
The way the robot is realistically trying to not slip on the beer is mind blowing
RIght, it's recovery from almost falling was by far the most impressive shit to see, I replayed that part endlessly
@@insanelogic9955 Your dog regularly slips on the beer it pisses out?
@@ChrisD__ Yours doesn't?
His video’s are so funny! I just wish he posted more! 😪
I was more impressed with the dog pissing all over itself and than sit in the puddle... just like an real elderly dog.
I will teach mine to squat
it will be truly blyatiful
allow it to bake zefir as well
ayyy boris
@@sterlingarcher8041thx
It's from Boston so it can only western spy squat.
I like how he built the robot to piss in beer cups, and then at the end he just took it out to just piss on properties.
seeing a robot dog stumble around while having a giant ass beer keg attached to it, is beyond hillarious.
I did not expect a Michael reeves video right now. Thank you
Yeah
I did, a soon as he tweeted he hadn't uploaded i knew he was gonna upload
Funny
Didn't even expect one this year! Had to make sure I was even on the right channel...
F same
“What is my purpose?”
“You piss beer”
“Oh my god!”
Don't mind me, just sneaking a comment here🙃
- Age of Ultron
Yeah welcome to the club, pal.
And here I find, in the comments of a random UA-cam video, a person of culture... wubba lubba dub dub my friend!
@@Nic-pv6in I'd like to think Ultron would be pretty damn content wit his purse being pissing beer. Probably be the best party bro instead of a murder all humans bot. That or he'd still try to kill everyone, except by drowning the planet in beer. OR, creating mini-bots for every person on the planet to piss beer at people.
Using the flashlight to highlight the taller object is so genius
My man turned a 75000 dog into a robot that piss fing beer
yes
* disappears for 7 months *
* makes a robot dog that pees beer into a cup *
* refuses to elaborate *
* disappears again *
That's just what he does
@@oxblood441 he is most likely not working on a single project at once
@@alekbie2282 he is most likely not working
@@jewishgecko892 he most likely is
@@alekbie2282 Only if Minecraft counts as work.
You can't fail to love a Micheal Reeves project lol
True
you really cant
You two should colab if you haven't already
70 likes I was here
It's been perhaps a year- no, longer since I watched him(what was it, a robot that kills itself?) The last time, and i cannot agree with you more. The comments on here talking about about the most advanced bot on earth slipping on its own piss are also gold
On the map for the drive, he crossed out Hartford, Connecticut instead of Boston, MA
“Oh, it’s peeing!”
“God fucking damnit.”
Such a real line
Driving 45 hours to make a robot piss on the doorstep of its own creator because they kept ghosting you is quite the powermove
It was 90 if he went back to LA
Quite the power move indeed lmao
Deserved-
Big brain gigachad move
*44 hours
12:26 michael is the kind of guy to change the entire purpose of a product, get upset that the company isn't too happy with the additions he made for a funny video, have a 44 hour drive all the way up to the company's building then have the product piss beer in the parking lot just for it to be recorded for 10 seconds. he is the definition of petty, funny but petty. btw that song was good
"Clear the robot's astigmatism"!! HAHAHAHAHA
Michael Reeves: casually acts like he hasn't been dead for 7 months
well, he streams on twitch.
@@kirtrex he hasn't streamed since December.
Lol
I feel like his upload schedule became 1video a month to 1 video every 6 months
Who the hell hasn't been dead for 7 months?
"Ideally without the 6 month break" - It's the 6 month anniversary!
He never said it was earlier than 6 months
the key word is "ideally"
How do u know it’s a break? Maybe he’s hard a work for the last 6 months
Imagine
He said he’s been working on a video that includes a goldfish
Laughs in October 26th
To see you're own code happen in real life is like ascending to heaven lmao
My favorite part of this video is the end where this man gets Two Flat Tires on a busy interstate on a cross country road trip with his girlfriend and a multi million dollar machine strapped in with him, and his thought is immediately "this seems like a great place to film my sponsor segment"
Imagine engineers from Boston dynamics watching years of their hard work turned into a robot that pees beer
That is what one gets for lying.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JUSTIN Y?!
@@Paltse they didn't wanna give him one cuz this is what he would've done anyways
For any sort of advance in a given field you have to go off-road to get a different viewpoint.
peers
This is why I love technology
When you're a dumb artist but a good engineer :
funy monke vido
The future is now
We all do
Yes, walking robot that pisses beer
it's just like a real dog, pissing everywhere
Michael is like how my brain works during school or any other day 😭💀
Alright everyone, now we spam him with requests to make it scream when it bumps into things.
Letsgoooo
Omg. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS like the funny cursing robot dog yt video lol except instead of Lily's voice this time we either get him to do Toast's, Yvonne's, Poki's, or (my personal favorite out of them all) Sykkuno!!!!!
Thats gonna take another year
𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓇𝑜𝒷𝑜𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝑔
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"No, no, don't go back to the piss." As he pushes the robot dog away just like a real dog. I'm fucking dying
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In a robotic voice it says "But Micheal, I want to piss..." How college human, what an amazing world we suffer in.
no one is gonna talked about how he can do programming well?
I love how much Michael celebrates when his stuff works.
boston dynamics should make this a standard add-on
Right
🐕🌹👍❤🗡🛡🗜💪🙏🕎🎆🎳💜⛪🛡🗡❤🐕🌹👍🗜💪🙏🕎🎆🎳💜🛡🗡❤🐕🌹👍🗜💪🙏🕎🎆🎳💜⛪🛡🗡🙏💪🛡🗡🙏💪🛡🗡🙏💪🛡💪🛡💪🛡💪🛡🛡🛡💪🛡💪🛡💪🛡🙏🙏🗡🙏🗡🙏🗡🙏🗡🙏🗡🕎🌹😕🌹🕎🌹🕎🌹🕎🌹🕎🌹🕎
Pray for the molested and abused children.
Pray for the elderly and weak.
Pray for moms and dads who have lost their babies.
Pray for the abortion, pray for the mother's who kill their own children.
Come brothers and sisters lets pray for All who suffer.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL
Praise Jesus Christ always
Ayyy why they harassing my robot cousin
Is Ryan proto the new ray mak
bvvvv i'm JP and i am amaziiiiiiiiing bvvvvvv bewwwww
im a simple man, i see michael i click lik
same
same
exactly
Yesssir
same
Make a blanket/alarm clock that tases you if you sleep in too long.
Best quality youtube content ever seen. Keep up the good work!
Not only has Michael Reeves bastardized the future of robotics, he drove to Boston Dynamics and taunted them with power they weren't ready for
They ignored him for they feared his power
HE COULD DESTOY THE WHOLE PLACE
WITH HIS POWER
Hey...yes you, random person that I will never meet, I want to let you know that you are loved and deserving of everything! Today is going to be a great day!🙂❤️
@@darvin50k Bot much
Michele Reeves: the genius who turned a cross country vacation with his girlfriend into a business expense
The real *'Kyle'*
Tax fraud go brrrr
@@azz_fuqer it’s not tax fraud if he did it right.
OH MY GOD. I haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a while. You sir, are a genius. A hilarious madman.
I think a robot slipping on it's own piss is the funniest thing I've seen all day
I love how it looks like a mentally scarred pet that pisses all over the room scared and just passes out half way through.
11:54 it actually looks like a living being that is in fear
yes this is precisely what i thought yes yes yes
ain't nothing funnier than an advanced as fuck robot struggling to stay standing and pissing fucking everywhere
It really is a mentally scarred pet. That's why it pisses all over the floor and slips in it, just like a puppy.
Give it time, let the puppy grow...
imma report this video for animal abuse 😎
Michael somehow managed to un-toilet train a dog that doesn't even have organs. My mind is blown.
mine too lol
ua-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/v-deo.html
@@samuelbonaya2961 yikes thats a scam dont click on it
Man’s is a genius
All to piss on boston dynamics for "lying" to him, he is a super villian
The chaotic nature of the testing is the best part. Its perfect!
Micheal, you have inspired me to pursue a career in mechatronics engineering. You content is great, and I hope you keep up the great work
Man comes online after 7 centuries and literally makes a peeing robot dog. We don't deserve this much genius.
agreed
agreed
agreed
agreed
Agreed
Boston dynamics: "let's build a dog that doesn't piss and sh*t everywhere."
Michael: "im gonna make this robot dog piss everywhere!"
Boston dynamics: (gets pissed on)
now he needs an attachment that shits brownies
@@tristanmackay5912 and off
@Edgar C it piss milk
"what is my purpose?" you piss beer "oh.."
Your delivery on tge jokes is always spot on
This dude is great he drove 45hrs just to make his robot dog piss on cement infront of Boston dynamics. I mean what a power move.
That's what I call great chad.
Respect
Man's gotta assert his dominance
Giga chad asserts dominance
That was only one way
Let's be honest, who doesn't expect this lovable scamp to keep pumping out some of the best content on this website by now?
Hey Andrew! What's good??
pis bot
pis bot
Im a fan
pis bot
propably the most random and best video so far. Keep on that
this is genuinely unironically my comfort video that i remember wvery so often and watch and enjoy a lot and i hate it
I feel like taking a company’s robot and making it piss on their parking lot is the biggest middle finger you could ever do to a company
He shouldve made it so that you get tased everytime you fill up your cup
@@crackhead838 stfu
@@wdom7326 no u
300th like, nice
@@wdom7326 what
The thing that blew my mind the most was the fact that Michael's allowed to drink beer.
I know. He's like 11
Is he even legal I thought he was 12.
For me it was that he uploaded
Wait hes not 5
Fr
I’m really trying to understand how I have never seen any of your videos.. this was extremely entertaining 😂 thank you!
It's crazy how this and Michael's other videos prove that he can end the world if he so chooses.
mans drove from Cali to Boston just for a 30sec clip. legend!
lol ikr
lol ikr
lol ikr
lol ikr
lol ikr
the fact that he literally traveled across the entire U.S. just to piss on a company
With the amount of power he has, he is an avengers level threat
Literally?
at first at was like but the title said pissed in a cup and then watched more
look eggman pissed on the moon so its only natural that michael pisses on oston dynamics
it's a very Michael Reeves thing to do
my favorite part of michael reeves robot videos and seeing the "finished product" at like 60% throught the video and wondering if the rest of the video is him trying to fix it and failing or if its him terrorizing his friends
The dog chained up with the cup over flowing is hilarious 😂
For years, Boston Dynamics' best engineers tried to make Spot as dog-like as possible. But they just couldn't figure out the last step. That is, until Michael stepped in and taught Spot how to piss itself
@Juragan Cuci bro stop
Bruh...😆
truly a master of engineering
"why haven't you uploaded in seven months?"
"beer pissing robot dog."
"okay that makes sense"
Fax I have missed this funny man
A lot of the reason was minecraft lol
I'm convinced they were planning a road trip already during the time of the video being made and couldn't decide on a place to end on so then this became the best excuse ever
Now this is the content I got premium for
That 7 month wait was definitely worth it
Hell yeah
Just so you know, he had kinda a major medical issue that caused him to be out for awhile. (Still worth the wait tho)
agreed
IT FELT LIKE 7 YEARS 😭😭😭😭
@@thezodiac2472 How did he bot?
that uncanny resemblance to an actual dog in the way it reacts to slipping, from the recovery movements to the just laying down in its own piss
I was crying laughing
I was like "my dog would do that"
ua-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/v-deo.html
That's the exact moment his buddy ran away in tears of terror and joy.
Micheal did a really good job with the pissing. It never goes where you want it to.
Shout out from Columbus. The 103b sends its love!
I love the finish on that spray ... exquisite
I like how he acts like he doesn’t care but he does. How he says he’s stupid but he’s not. Dude loves this lol
And he loves his robot dog, too.
Bc now days you have to say ur stupid or people will.... it is what it is
@@Lee-One That's also true.
it’s called a tsundere
@@decayingfairy3996 No
This man actually drove across the country out of spite to use a massacred masterpiece of engineering to literally piss on the company that built it. Legend.
At least this one can't kill .....oh this can drown a person with beer
This guy is such a cringe UA-camr and if you like him you are cringe too
@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 he should go to your house and piss on it with his robot
@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 There's this amazing technique for dealing with situations like this. It's called "Don't watch his videos then". How does it work? Well I'm glad you asked! First, you literally don't click on his videos. Second, live your life. It's that easy!
@@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto7178 The fact that you're the one that looked up his video is hilarious.
I love that Michael missed the perfect opportunity to put the security camera on top of spot to give him a little eye... though I'm assuming he thought of that and it being placed below is just more practical
i like when it slips in the beer :)
:)
When michael almost makes it fall and it recovers it's balance
yes ;)
Yo it’s GingerPale
:)
plot twist: He only did this entire thing so he can go to boston with his gf and write it off as a business expense
Not funny im glad i didnt like ur comment like botting imagine using bots to like ur comment
it sounds like such a michael thing
@@realpookiegaming the blank pfp of yours and the single character username makes you look more of a bot than OP
@@realpookiegaming Damn, why so negative?
@@realpookiegaming someone's mad
I haven't kinda coded this part out - Every dev in the room smiles 😂
I saw one short watched one video and I’m already hooked I laughed too hard(dunno why)
Me: “I wonder why Michael hasn’t uploaded in a while.”
Micheal: “Robot beer piss dog!”
“Understandable.”
Understandable have a great day
because minecraft lmao
He get block for 1 Year by Boston Dynamic
This probably the exact reason they didn’t want him to have the robot dog
This makes me want to buy one 😏 they missed out on a great marketing opportunity 😂😂
Yes, they wanted to sell $75k robots that get stuck in liquids before anyone else discovered it’s design flaw 😂
Edit: BD soon to offer slip resistant shoes for $10k a paw 😂
They should have just sold Michael one and attached a note to it
_please Michael don't make it a sextoy, war machine or piss on people's properties_
*~With love, Boston Dynamics*
They were right not to trust him in the first place.
You think?
The most impressive part of this video is when he uses the mic on the cup so you can here him over the wind. Genius
This video always cheers me up😂
This is actual content. What UA-cam was actually made for .
This is what the internet was made for. Robo dogs that piss alcohol is a true breakthrough in humanity.
_yes_
Yes it’s way better than the people who just repost shitty tik tok content
Ideed
110% agree with this comment, this is real content!
13:38
This guy drove nearly 3000 miles to let a robot piss on his makers ground.
He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will
tank fish reference
pretty obvious which side he's choosing when the robots piss on our ashes XD
And then he fucking dissapeared
And beer
Amen