Zarrek and Krakduk play an eight man team based”who’s that model” elimination game between the two. Split em up into random teams with two members of each group and have them fight over possession of the space hulk!
I like murderfang a lot because they don't actually know if he's a wulfen dreadnought or not. The Space Wolves just landed on this planet and found him wandering around, said 'hey that looks like one of ours' and abducted him. They don't let him out of the basement where they keep the dreadnoughts unless something really bad is happening and you just need a feral blender, and the space wolves have 100+ dreadnoughts, so it has to be really bad if they choose him over anyone else
All I could think when the second Custodes dread popped up was "BROTHER SANTODES! Convince them.." Gods I love when you guys get someone like Collin: there is going to a significant difference in opinions at some singular moment. "IT'S THE SAME BOX!"
i think the biggest visual downside to the redemptor/primaris dread is the sarcophagus is sunken into a hole behind other plates, if that beerbelly plate kept going all the way up, and joined the top of the dread and then just, put the classic slit viewing port on that, i think it would be a lot cooler looking
I sort of liked how the sarcophagus slots into place like it was inserted into the dreadnought instead of being incorporated as part of the base structure.
But Colin, that’s exactly how mechwarrior works… you take a urbanmech and strip all it’s armor and add a extra medium laser to it= mk 2, take the same urbanmech max it’s armor and switch the medium lasers for ER medium lasers and a command console in the cockpit= mk 3 hero mech
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL FORGET LHORKE HE NEARLY KILLED LORGAR lotara woke him up to defend their ship from ultra marines his response was THE WHO?! THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?? he was the former legion master before angron got found he is the most venerable right next to rylanor
Ya forgot Chyron the Lementers Dreadnought who though his chapter was wiped out while with the Deathwatch iirc and was also funny when he hid in a pile of Trynid bodies and surprised his brothers was even playing hide and seek with his foes too if I’m correct
I like the space wolves, what i dont like is GW feels the need to put wolf in front of everything which isnt even unique since they do that with all the animal enspired chapters
38:26 That mission statement died the second they created it lol. Like Blood Angels and Dark Angels just get and create new toys in house all the time lmao
Good to see that the boxnaught is getting the respect it deserves. I wonder if you could make the ballistus go up a tier just by cutting out the knees.
“Cassor is peak most venerable. “So says Cassor” also shout out to Moriar the chosen the OG Blood Angels death company dreadnought who aslso suffered from the red thirst and had his sarcophagus modified to allow him to drink the blood of his victims.
"Is Tankred not entitled to dream of bitches?" that is a line. However Tankred's lore is a LOT deeper than that, he has an entire comic about the guy, even prior to his interment, all the way from a feral world recruit for the Black Templars, Tankred throws hands with a lot of enemies. enduring a lot of bullshit, and even 1v1's a deamon prince. "Tankred Endures."
I got a soft spot for the ironclad First dreadnaught i ever owned (of 3 now) And because I didnt own a codex back then I just added every single option The smoke grenades, the big ass missiles, the addon armor plating, the banner, the searchlight
15:45 I will not accept this pilk slander, You take two good things and put them together to make a better thing, and It works with root beer and Dr pepper too!
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. After a LONG ASS DAY of work, I show up at home, turn on some youtube, and eat dinner. First thing I hear? "Crazy Davemaxxing". It's gonna be a good night, man.
1:49:19 i think I heard somewhere that the technology to make them was a gift from Magnus to sanguine because normally a psyker loser there power when they are being put in the box
@@epicassassin8502 they had them in the heresy, the Osiron Dreadnoughts , i don't know what happened to them, maybe the pilots couldn't handle the rubric and they all died
I will formally issue complaint pertaining to the Brutalis and, by extent if the Furioso, the Death Company Dreadnought, and that at least in my case the two are swapped in their placements. After just going 0-3 at a local tournament this past Sunday my boi, DC Dreadnought Terry, in the last game (that I still lost) beat the brakes off a Brutalis in two turns of combat. The first turn Terry charged and knocked most of his wounds off after weathering overwatch and fighting twice Second turn, the Brutalis fell back, shot and charged, dealt meager mortals on the charge and knocked half Terry's wounds off, after which Terry proceeded to rip his sarcophagus out of the chassis and throw the resulting scrap in the dumpster where most Primaris units belong. Mah boi Terry is my MVP model at every game I play and he's my second ever model I painted in the hobby of Warhammer. *Boxnought gang stay winning*
Gonna need to look up The Great Beast of Sarum later. I actually have a homebrew guard force known as the Sarum Guard and so I guess now they've fought Tyranids before.
The cast of Fairham model looks good. My only complaint is the legs it’s the picture obviously, but the legs just look like a stand with the giant robot. That’s making it look like a tour its legs do not look like they would move if you were to update this thing you could keep it the same just update the legs so it looks like they’re more movable rather than giant robot on table legs😅
I will counter, the Boxnaught does have knees, you can see them on the model. What it *doesn’t* have is shins, the knees connect directly to the feet via pistons.
Ya know, it's kinda ironic that people say that "primaris dreadnaughts are better" when the Ballistus is an obvious downgrade from the Derideo, and the Leviathan performs just as well as a Redemptor with more options to choose from. From a lore point, I can understand why they aren't seen in current era 40k. But they should at least have playable stat blocks that AREN'T stuck in legends, with the caveat that you're restricted to a singular model amongst the patterns that were still playable in 9th
talking dreadnoughts forgetting dreadnought weapons all the time furioso: the only one that has a fragstorm shotgun in the entire range Librarian: old piece of tech that was created before the heresy and only the Khan and Sanguinius had any knowledge about it what Magnus was doing (and Sanguinius was the only one that kept some of those) and cassor is mad yes and he has the black rage in full... the time when a carnifex spits plasma at him and he literally goes:.... warpspawn magic you DARE cassor wont stand for this... the mid fight he sees 1st Company Captain Karlean and goes: im insane i know but i will fight on for the Blood!
1:01:14 this one is actually my favorite of the primaris dreadnaughts and that is because it reminds me of the old Lego mech them "Exo Force." between the weapon arms, the chunky torso, and the way the feet/legs look. true most of the naughts have this template but this one in particular looks like those old Lego kits.
I would have exchanged placing for Furibundus and Furioso and I am VERY MUCH missing Bray'arth Ashmantle (or the Iron Dragon), but at least the video is very funny.
Carcharodons chapter in the book red tithe it implies their dreadnoughts were amount the first exiled from the Imperium, so sticking with the accepted theory that the space sharks are terran raven guard those dreads are up there in age. Not sure if it really counts tho because they're frozen in ice, cold storage like a bunch of tuna on a boat but ah well
Sad there wasn’t the BA Legion Contemptor Incaendius Class is a melee contemptor with a huge jump pack rocket on the back that looks like it would do a nasa launch every time it hops around. Also don’t sleep on the Death Company Dreadnought it is crazy in lists and is very sad to have a black rage dreadnought just screaming in pain and agony for centuries.
Will point out that there’s a reason why the primaris dreadnoughts lost the “venerable” bit… Let’s just say, Cawl pulled a couple tricks from the “dunecrawler”, so you gotta swap in a new pilot every once in a while.
They brought that up at the start, and honestly I would rather they retcon that if they couldn't handwave it away. Because having chapter veterans in Venerable Dreads is a big thing that gave Astartes chapters a lot of history.
Idk, i definetly do hate the Redemptor Dreadnought. Whenever I look at it i'm just reminded of the better, more iconic Castraferrum/Ironclad pattern and then I get sad.
Librarian dreadnoughts do have something special that let's librarians use them. It's some weird device designed by Magnus The Red. It was offered to every legion. Only blood angels had any real interest in it
Getting Dreadnoughtified is a medical procedure so medical podcast is pretty apt
Dante when the:
Out of context this just looks like four marines discussing retirement options
Can we just get a full Astartes Anonymous/Lorecrimes cross over episode with a big quiz or guess that model game??
Oooh, it got ❤'d. I'm hypeeee
Big quiz. Would be amazing
@@R-YR29 I’ll co host it with zarrek
Can we get poirhammer and bricky too for the ultimate crossover
Zarrek and Krakduk play an eight man team based”who’s that model” elimination game between the two. Split em up into random teams with two members of each group and have them fight over possession of the space hulk!
Always gotta love the angry walking coffins
I like murderfang a lot because they don't actually know if he's a wulfen dreadnought or not. The Space Wolves just landed on this planet and found him wandering around, said 'hey that looks like one of ours' and abducted him. They don't let him out of the basement where they keep the dreadnoughts unless something really bad is happening and you just need a feral blender, and the space wolves have 100+ dreadnoughts, so it has to be really bad if they choose him over anyone else
I think it would be funnier if he was just an insane man of iron
It’d be funny if He’s not even a fucking space marine
I think it was a left over deff dread from the war of the beast that got really, really lost
All I could think when the second Custodes dread popped up was "BROTHER SANTODES! Convince them.."
Gods I love when you guys get someone like Collin: there is going to a significant difference in opinions at some singular moment. "IT'S THE SAME BOX!"
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMM. . . OOOOoooooohh, Marsy Bois, Bionic Babies."
Sad to see that Brey'arth Ash Mantle wasn't included, its the first prototype Ironclad Dreadnought personally designed by Vulkan.
We need more chaos dreadnoughts, the potential is endless
I have a metal dreadnought and whenever I hold it all I can think is how dangerous it could be if I throw it at someone's head
Emperors brick
I’m excited you guys inspired me to start home brewing and my chapter has a relic contemptor as chapter master so it’s great timing
i think the biggest visual downside to the redemptor/primaris dread
is the sarcophagus is sunken into a hole behind other plates, if that beerbelly plate kept going all the way up, and joined the top of the dread
and then just, put the classic slit viewing port on that, i think it would be a lot cooler looking
I sort of liked how the sarcophagus slots into place like it was inserted into the dreadnought instead of being incorporated as part of the base structure.
@@henrypaleveda7760 fair, i just think its too seperate from the body itself, and too far sunken in
three days later and seminal fluids still stands.
But Colin, that’s exactly how mechwarrior works… you take a urbanmech and strip all it’s armor and add a extra medium laser to it= mk 2, take the same urbanmech max it’s armor and switch the medium lasers for ER medium lasers and a command console in the cockpit= mk 3 hero mech
AA needs to do a DnD campaign that explains their character lore and how they all are just hanging out in Trazyn’s vault with nothing better to do
They forgot the Mhara Gal Word Bearer Dreadnought and Huron "We'll go together, shall we" Fal...
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL FORGET LHORKE
HE NEARLY KILLED LORGAR
lotara woke him up to defend their ship from ultra marines his response was
THE WHO?! THE FUCK IS GOING ON!??
he was the former legion master before angron got found he is the most venerable right next to rylanor
Nurse student and 40k lore whøre here. Hello from semester 3 😅
“Pilk, it’s not that bad” I won’t forget this
Ya forgot Chyron the Lementers Dreadnought who though his chapter was wiped out while with the Deathwatch iirc and was also funny when he hid in a pile of Trynid bodies and surprised his brothers was even playing hide and seek with his foes too if I’m correct
At 17:37, during the live comments, I just seen some one ask, "What's root beer?"
I just died a little inside when I saw that.
Your only mistake was not having a Ancient of Rites tier above most venerable.
Everyone: Furibundus Dreadnought
Me: Tau-nought
I thought the same lol
The absolute chaos of the intro, *chef's kiss*
I love the deredeo dreadnought for how unique and redicoulous it is
Red would be crawling through the vents, hunting the other podcasters. For not including the Dreadnaught from the Night Lords books.
I like the space wolves, what i dont like is GW feels the need to put wolf in front of everything which isnt even unique since they do that with all the animal enspired chapters
38:26 That mission statement died the second they created it lol. Like Blood Angels and Dark Angels just get and create new toys in house all the time lmao
Truly some of the boxes of all time
Good to see that the boxnaught is getting the respect it deserves.
I wonder if you could make the ballistus go up a tier just by cutting out the knees.
“Cassor is peak most venerable. “So says Cassor” also shout out to Moriar the chosen the OG Blood Angels death company dreadnought who aslso suffered from the red thirst and had his sarcophagus modified to allow him to drink the blood of his victims.
"Is Tankred not entitled to dream of bitches?" that is a line.
However Tankred's lore is a LOT deeper than that, he has an entire comic about the guy, even prior to his interment, all the way from a feral world recruit for the Black Templars, Tankred throws hands with a lot of enemies. enduring a lot of bullshit, and even 1v1's a deamon prince. "Tankred Endures."
I got a soft spot for the ironclad
First dreadnaught i ever owned (of 3 now)
And because I didnt own a codex back then I just added every single option
The smoke grenades, the big ass missiles, the addon armor plating, the banner, the searchlight
1:57:20 So you're saying that a guy named Carab Culln got bitten by a nid and decided to evolve into crab?
That's venerable af.
Another named dreadnought : Davian Thule of the Blood Raven
I've actually got 3 leviathans in my Iron Warriors HH any
this has to be so much fun!
“I never wanted this. I never wanted to release my gnomes!”
Omg I love when they bring on pancreas no work! Can’t wait to watch!
The Ballistus segment made me laugh so hard I cried. Bravo, gents.
15:45 I will not accept this pilk slander, You take two good things and put them together to make a better thing, and It works with root beer and Dr pepper too!
This is my favourite medical podcast
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. After a LONG ASS DAY of work, I show up at home, turn on some youtube, and eat dinner. First thing I hear? "Crazy Davemaxxing". It's gonna be a good night, man.
1:49:19 i think I heard somewhere that the technology to make them was a gift from Magnus to sanguine because normally a psyker loser there power when they are being put in the box
THEN WHY DONT THOUSAND SONS HAVE IT
@@epicassassin8502 they had them in the heresy, the Osiron Dreadnoughts , i don't know what happened to them, maybe the pilots couldn't handle the rubric and they all died
Tbh the redemptor being cute isn't a bad thing. The castafarium dread is adorable looking too. Short squat lil guy ❤
"Even after your defence and that passionate rant, I still look at [the ballistus] and feel *nothing* "
My favorite dreads are the Deredeo, leviathan, and the Telemon.
Talking dreadnought characters in the bonus round and no mention of my man Bray'Arth Ashmantle smh my head
All we need is a primaris Furibundus dreadnought
I'm sad that Bray'Arth Ashmantle didn't get mentioned, his model looks sick!
Googled retro chaos dreadnought, all I saw was a crab claw
Same, I'm not seeing anything weird either
Sorry ladies but the classic dread is the box that really gets men excited!!!! 😜
I will formally issue complaint pertaining to the Brutalis and, by extent if the Furioso, the Death Company Dreadnought, and that at least in my case the two are swapped in their placements.
After just going 0-3 at a local tournament this past Sunday my boi, DC Dreadnought Terry, in the last game (that I still lost) beat the brakes off a Brutalis in two turns of combat.
The first turn Terry charged and knocked most of his wounds off after weathering overwatch and fighting twice
Second turn, the Brutalis fell back, shot and charged, dealt meager mortals on the charge and knocked half Terry's wounds off, after which Terry proceeded to rip his sarcophagus out of the chassis and throw the resulting scrap in the dumpster where most Primaris units belong.
Mah boi Terry is my MVP model at every game I play and he's my second ever model I painted in the hobby of Warhammer.
*Boxnought gang stay winning*
According to a thourough scientific study; Leviathan = Best Dreadnought.
Gonna need to look up The Great Beast of Sarum later. I actually have a homebrew guard force known as the Sarum Guard and so I guess now they've fought Tyranids before.
When you name dropped a certain lead loving taxi scammer, I really hoped you guys went back into a 15 minute rant
No copper wires are safe
The cast of Fairham model looks good. My only complaint is the legs it’s the picture obviously, but the legs just look like a stand with the giant robot. That’s making it look like a tour its legs do not look like they would move if you were to update this thing you could keep it the same just update the legs so it looks like they’re more movable rather than giant robot on table legs😅
I wanna hear them talk about the alternative primarchs in the dorm heresy
You neglected to consider the fact the Furioso can take MAGNA GRAPPLES! Or be DEATH COMPANY!
Imagine being an empire peasant and seeing that drawing of the chrrent emperor would they have a heart attack
I am there sorry, but there is the Mhara Gal dreadnought? I miss my deamon-engine boy(
how come no iron dragon? isnt that a unique dreadnought built by Vulcan for Cassian Vaughn
My big issue with the Redemptor is that freaking leg assembly, it was way more difficult to put together then it should have been.
This episode better be even longer lol
The grey knights baby carrier and dreadnought missing feels wrong to me even though the baby carrier is not really a dreadnought.
I will counter, the Boxnaught does have knees, you can see them on the model. What it *doesn’t* have is shins, the knees connect directly to the feet via pistons.
Moots is now my favorite just from him wanting the Harakoni Warhawks. I love the Imperial Guard's canonical 101st Airborne
19:23 Ah yes, the old dreadsock technique
5:30 made me think of rocket pops
Ya know, it's kinda ironic that people say that "primaris dreadnaughts are better" when the Ballistus is an obvious downgrade from the Derideo, and the Leviathan performs just as well as a Redemptor with more options to choose from.
From a lore point, I can understand why they aren't seen in current era 40k. But they should at least have playable stat blocks that AREN'T stuck in legends, with the caveat that you're restricted to a singular model amongst the patterns that were still playable in 9th
I was saving money for 3 months straight just to buy my boy ballistus😭
Wheres Chiron of the Lamenters in the Deathwatch?
U think this is the one Rebecca from CYBERPUNK EDGERUNNERS would be entombed in after that unfortunate gravity related accident
Dreadnoughts require their pilots to be only mostly dead. They don't work if you're scooping the pilot into them with a spatula
talking dreadnoughts
forgetting dreadnought weapons all the time
furioso: the only one that has a fragstorm shotgun in the entire range
Librarian: old piece of tech that was created before the heresy and only the Khan and Sanguinius had any knowledge about it what Magnus was doing (and Sanguinius was the only one that kept some of those)
and cassor is mad yes and he has the black rage in full...
the time when a carnifex spits plasma at him and he literally goes:.... warpspawn magic you DARE cassor wont stand for this...
the mid fight he sees 1st Company Captain Karlean and goes: im insane i know but i will fight on for the Blood!
No Bray'arth... this is a lorecrime...
Custodes supremacy prevails
1:01:14 this one is actually my favorite of the primaris dreadnaughts and that is because it reminds me of the old Lego mech them "Exo Force." between the weapon arms, the chunky torso, and the way the feet/legs look. true most of the naughts have this template but this one in particular looks like those old Lego kits.
Colin sniffs his own farts and complains about the smell
Twins they were...
I don't know but I think they should do a Named Dready Vid just for Chad Boxes
10 min in and im allready dying
Oooooo algorithm juice
The Wold eater woth guns is a spin on Lheorvine Ukris/Firefist from the Black Legion books
7:05 Q U A R DETECTED 👀
Pancreas as a Karl franz storm cast makes me want to make an army in that style.
Scrolling through comments and I don't see any mentions of Huron-Fal
EDIT: "many heroes like Rylanor and whoever else"
They denied him this victory 😢
Oh no... I know my precious golden eggs are going to get shit on this video D:
I would have exchanged placing for Furibundus and Furioso and I am VERY MUCH missing Bray'arth Ashmantle (or the Iron Dragon), but at least the video is very funny.
Should've been the Midnaughts
Carcharodons chapter in the book red tithe it implies their dreadnoughts were amount the first exiled from the Imperium, so sticking with the accepted theory that the space sharks are terran raven guard those dreads are up there in age. Not sure if it really counts tho because they're frozen in ice, cold storage like a bunch of tuna on a boat but ah well
1:14:53 fun fact these actually are mid it depends on who you are fighting
Meant to say fun fact my bad
Meant to say fun fact my bad
when are you guys gonna start uploading these to spotify?
Sad there wasn’t the BA Legion Contemptor Incaendius Class is a melee contemptor with a huge jump pack rocket on the back that looks like it would do a nasa launch every time it hops around. Also don’t sleep on the Death Company Dreadnought it is crazy in lists and is very sad to have a black rage dreadnought just screaming in pain and agony for centuries.
I’m sad now that GW put the box naut into legends 😢
sad box noises
I didn't know that Alex was a man of culture.
Also, bummed you did Cassor and not Moriar!
I cant find anything wrong with the chaos furibundus dreadnought it just looks the same
Will point out that there’s a reason why the primaris dreadnoughts lost the “venerable” bit… Let’s just say, Cawl pulled a couple tricks from the “dunecrawler”, so you gotta swap in a new pilot every once in a while.
They brought that up at the start, and honestly I would rather they retcon that if they couldn't handwave it away.
Because having chapter veterans in Venerable Dreads is a big thing that gave Astartes chapters a lot of history.
Idk, i definetly do hate the Redemptor Dreadnought. Whenever I look at it i'm just reminded of the better, more iconic Castraferrum/Ironclad pattern and then I get sad.
Ballistus and Mk IV Ironclad should be swapped, frankly.
Librarian dreadnoughts do have something special that let's librarians use them. It's some weird device designed by Magnus The Red. It was offered to every legion. Only blood angels had any real interest in it
4:48 eyy the Witch Hunters! those're for Andy's Warped Origins Heresy au, they're renegade blackshield Crimson Seers (Blood Angels) and Abyssal Lions (Night Lords)