I think Drukhari being in every tier would be a more accurate representation, competent makes them seem semi-safe when the reality is you might get twin wyches who are members of a pleasure cult tag teaming you, or you might get some Haemonculi who is going to run you into an art installation in ways that would make Pinhead nauseous, and everything in between.
It doesn't matter if you get Wyches or a haemonculi, it'll hurt either way. But at least with the Wytches you might get one last root before you inveitably turn into her living carpet. In Drukhari terminology a "pleasure cult" is not exactly a pleasurable experience for an average humie. Altough I do admit a wholesome humie - Drukhari relationship would be a vibe.
In one of the Cain books, orks had desecrated a shrine to the Emperor by "converting it into a designated latrine". Amberley's annotation says that since designated facilities aren't really the orks' style, they probably just thought shitting all over it would be funny.
Craftworld: Smash Drukhari: Goth eldar gf... By I don't want to be turn into screaming lamp Harlequins: Yes. They are probably very... Flexible Exodites: Smash Necron: Fuck no Tau: YES! Every cast - fire ( tomboy), air (tall and skinny), water (office lady), earth (geeky) and ethernal ( sexy boss lady). Orks: ... No. Genestealers: I want my jeans on my ass, not stolen, thank you very much.
Tbh I think you could rizz yourself a Drukhari GF, instead of real flowers you bring her a buqet of cut off limbs, maybe some chocolate filled with exotic blood or you bring her a slave or two and you're all set. And of course instead of cuddling, you probably can expect yourself to be the one getting stepped on, pegged with a spiked dildo and other BDSM shenanigans...
I was going to make a "Yes, Lord Inquisitor, this video right here" joke but no, you guys don't deserve that. You deserve the Black Templars for heresy this profound. God Emperor have mercy. Good luck.
I feel like Craftworld depends on their Path record, generally they're all high empath psykers, but if they're like Korlandril in Path Of The Warrior... then they're gonna be so up their own ass with themselves that they would think that you should feel honoured to be with them. As opposed to someone on the Seer or Service paths who would be more available mentally.
The Votann MOST LIKELY don’t have sex in their culture whatsoever. It’s fairly self serving when they reproduce artificially, and self serving isn’t a trait commonly seen among Votann. That said, if they were dead set on “pleasuring” you, then they’d pour so many resources into researching what that means. In short, they’re gonna do it, you’ll just be waiting a long-ass time to get there.
@14:33 Counterpoint, Trayzyn. Not only does he have the confidence, charisma, and that voice. But hes a master with necrodermis. If any necron could be S tier in bed its him.
Hey I will add one thing for the tau, it all depends on the caste. Fire: inclined to being more muscular Water: made for "diplomacy" Air: Tall and lithe Earth: short and study.
Eldar: Pre-Fall, I'd've said Sex Goddess, but now, I'll say low Skilled/high Competent due to letting their skills atrophy. Necron: No. Tyranid: Fun to watch for monster hentai, but otherwise no. Exodites: Sex Goddess. Dark Eldar: On the one hand, Sex Goddess. On the ohter hand, No. Genestealer Cults: Skilled/Competent, though the whole 'Tyranid lure' thing is a bit of a deal breaker. Harlequin: Sex Goddess. Ork: No. Votann: Competent. Tau: Competent.
I think there is one critical error regarding the T'au's ranking: Y'all completely forgot that T'au are in a technological golden age and neglected the entire robotics half of their civilisation Earth Caste engineers could literally build you the perfect toy to enhance your time with your Water Caste/Fire Caste bf/gf And that's why T'au are Sex Gods thank your for coming to my TED Talk
The orks do indeed shit, piss, and eat food. They eat squigs and grots...and humans. At one point in the Ragnar omnibus, a Space Wolf blood claw gets pissed on by an ork during an infiltration mission.
To completely ruin the Nekron option. Pretty high chance the Nekron that tries to pleasure you would be a Flayed One. Due to them being the only ones "equipped" for the job.
I must say for the tau it depends on the cast you get, water and earth would be the best because water will make you feel loved, and earth can craft things
The one thing I can say in favor of the orks is that through their believe they could turn the beat up into one hell of a pleasure-trip. Not enough to push them out of useless but worth mentioning.
The Vottan. They definitely know; and they are highly pro social. Citation: the Ironhead squats of necromunda have to reproduce in the biological manner after losing their ancestor core.
Craftworld: smash, Dark Eldar: no thanks I choose life, Exodites: sure, necrons: necrodermis can be shaped into pretty much anything, so if I could find a nice find a nice Phaerek sugar mama sure, tau: hard smash for all except the ethereals, nids:….depends which type you get. Do they give you your own bio form or do they just toss a genestealer at you? Ork: no….just no.
You guys are very optimistic that the nids don't decide to just turn you into biomass, because serving the hive mind is probably the greatest pleasure in their mind. xD
You think Trazyn and Orikan are gay? Clearly, you didn't actually read The Infinite and The Divine because you missed the s*x scene between Orikan and the necron ghost woman. Go back and reread/listen that scene. It's undeniably written as a s*x scene. I mean, that's the whole joke of that scene, but beyond it, Orikan clearly simps for the necron woman. My main man, Trazyn, could still be gay though. I'm sure he'd pop a giant brainer if he met Indiana Jones.
These are some thicc Xenos. Time to study them before they get burnt. Also, ya'll weak. Necrons are adjustable for the deed, seeing that they are entirely mechanic. Besides, they might learn a thing or two if they find it amusing.
Aaah yes probably the funniest thing. Some guys talking about getting into action with some xenos. Now we need to find girls doing the same rating. 16:34 trazin got your back. If there’s a necron to understand humans it’s him. I don’t say that because of the liveless automaton stuff but more about what he can arrange with some mindshackel scarrobs. To be honest that’s basically an all in one. But if that’s not the case thx i stay limp. 18:30 that’s probably the strongest contender besides tyranids can also stimulate via psychy.
Trazyn might throw you into the exhibit of the Sororitas v Aeldari fight in the inorganic dissolving oil lakes of Leboss LXIX. but that isn't really a point for the necrons themselves.
Gene steamers more like Jean stealers! Am I right boys!? I mean the moment he mentioned the movie Species… he won the argument. No contest. A xeno that rapidly evolves under the guidance of the collective conciseness of their supreme intellect! And it’s sole purpose is to pleasure you!? Yeah it’ll start out fumbling… probably have poor head game. Maybe accidentally use too much teeth. However, in the span of a short session it’ll know everything about you. Then, it’ll reveal things you didn’t even know about yourself. Nothing is off the table!
So, with crons it's not a matter of equipment, it's a matter of tools.... They have lots of high Tech. Look..... Harlequins are the best from ALL forms of eldar but are less likely to go full drucari, they are a roll of the dice with a similar or higher high and a much higher non chronos floor.
Genestealers have the wild card of being able to alter their partners' anatomy: double-headed dragon just saying. Are there even female Votann? Considering the Dwarves reproduce via cloning it could just be one big sausagefest. Tau seem like they should be in meh; sure they look nice, but they seem like they would be less fun then a damp paper bag. Ever heard the term dead-fish?
The Votann don't use what we'd traditionally call cloning. They have a base genetic base but they pair off different female and male bases to procreate. Does that mean they don't physically procreate or not, I'm not sure, but they do pair off and "marry" for lack of a better word.
A marker was placed on the edge of the irradiated space dust that made up their space hulk, and it read thus, the final resting place of heretics of the highest order... But one can not deny they were men of... culture as well
even then it wouldnt be good cause it would just be a necron skeleton with a hole on it not some crazy fucking robot that looks alive and has that mad iradiated necrussy
I haven't finished this video yet as I'm at work so a few things off reaction. Firstly exterminatus upon all of you. Secondly I got a add for an adult pleasure toy on a gaming channel with a horror game being played. It feels too close to be a coincidence. UA-cam knew. This is your fault. Thirdly... was thinking of hrud cause reasons.
An interesting prompt. Now honest Question to Astartes Anonymous will there be a Part 2 one with the Daemons or Warhammer Fantasy/Age Of Sigmar? I'm very Curious to know
What an experience this was, thank you for another incredible episode
I could totally see Tzeentch telling Orks to try to "pleasure" a human, just for the comedy value of the resulting distaster.
noooo don't give the R34 artist Ideas😏
Tzeench tellikg Orks to "show the 'umies a good time" is how you get more Digganobs.
“Uhh, boss? Is dis supposta come off?”
"DA HUMIE WANTS TO PUT MY WHAT IN WHERE!?"
@@phht0568OH okay, thrust my sword into the humies hole is your way of saying STAB YOUR CHOPPA THRU DER 'EART!
I think Drukhari being in every tier would be a more accurate representation, competent makes them seem semi-safe when the reality is you might get twin wyches who are members of a pleasure cult tag teaming you, or you might get some Haemonculi who is going to run you into an art installation in ways that would make Pinhead nauseous, and everything in between.
It doesn't matter if you get Wyches or a haemonculi, it'll hurt either way. But at least with the Wytches you might get one last root before you inveitably turn into her living carpet.
In Drukhari terminology a "pleasure cult" is not exactly a pleasurable experience for an average humie.
Altough I do admit a wholesome humie - Drukhari relationship would be a vibe.
@@The_Real_Alphariusguiliman x yvraine
In one of the Cain books, orks had desecrated a shrine to the Emperor by "converting it into a designated latrine". Amberley's annotation says that since designated facilities aren't really the orks' style, they probably just thought shitting all over it would be funny.
“Who knows Ian, this could be my next movie”
Ian was right about the gussy
𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊
Craftworld: Smash
Drukhari: Goth eldar gf... By I don't want to be turn into screaming lamp
Harlequins: Yes. They are probably very... Flexible
Exodites: Smash
Necron: Fuck no
Tau: YES! Every cast - fire ( tomboy), air (tall and skinny), water (office lady), earth (geeky) and ethernal ( sexy boss lady).
Orks: ... No.
Genestealers: I want my jeans on my ass, not stolen, thank you very much.
Tbh I think you could rizz yourself a Drukhari GF, instead of real flowers you bring her a buqet of cut off limbs, maybe some chocolate filled with exotic blood or you bring her a slave or two and you're all set. And of course instead of cuddling, you probably can expect yourself to be the one getting stepped on, pegged with a spiked dildo and other BDSM shenanigans...
Embrace the Necrussy son
Necron counterpoint:
Necrons can canonically Shapeshift.
And nothing states they can't heat their own metal either XD
In Twice Dead King they do heat up their bodies.
I was going to make a "Yes, Lord Inquisitor, this video right here" joke but no, you guys don't deserve that.
You deserve the Black Templars for heresy this profound. God Emperor have mercy. Good luck.
End of the day Harlequins are performers so no matter what you're in for a helluva show.
Who leaked classified Ordo Xenos recordings? This will be prosecuted to the greatest extent of Imperial Law
in 10 to 1000 yares?
"Hello, and-"
(Nurgles Gift interrupts)
PRRFECTION
Emperor forbid we ever see what would happen if somehow someone managed to convince the dwarves that sex is a form of craft.
In that case they should be kept away from the eldar
I mean pay them enough and them enough and its a worthwhile buisness transaction
I feel like Craftworld depends on their Path record, generally they're all high empath psykers, but if they're like Korlandril in Path Of The Warrior... then they're gonna be so up their own ass with themselves that they would think that you should feel honoured to be with them.
As opposed to someone on the Seer or Service paths who would be more available mentally.
"For the clussy I'll do it." What a quote
The Votann MOST LIKELY don’t have sex in their culture whatsoever. It’s fairly self serving when they reproduce artificially, and self serving isn’t a trait commonly seen among Votann.
That said, if they were dead set on “pleasuring” you, then they’d pour so many resources into researching what that means.
In short, they’re gonna do it, you’ll just be waiting a long-ass time to get there.
Or alternatively ✨gae✨
@@Wesley-kt5li ???
@@reginlief1 ✨gae✨
Yeah if they get paid enough id say youd have a pretty good time but the exitement wouldnt be mutual
@14:33 Counterpoint, Trayzyn. Not only does he have the confidence, charisma, and that voice. But hes a master with necrodermis. If any necron could be S tier in bed its him.
The truth has been spoken
“I got a squig here Tom, a little squig.”
“No Moose, it’s an animal!”
“There’s no laws against squigs Tom!”
“NO MOOSE! NO! DON’T DO IT!”
You guys ever seen the meme of the nuerolictor painted with thigh highs and long gloves?
Necronussy is actually just girlfriend beats you with frying pan asmr
Watched this on my bus home from work. Got asked what warhammer vid I was watching....I regret nothing!
*Picks up a Vox Transmitter*
Inquisitor? Yes, this transmission right here-
Bold of you to assume that the Inquisitor listening to this vox cast isn't glazing all over the screen.
@@Neddicus *Headslams the Exterminatus button*
*FUCKING HERETICS-*
"A poor worker blames his tools"
I'm dying lol
Hey I will add one thing for the tau, it all depends on the caste.
Fire: inclined to being more muscular
Water: made for "diplomacy"
Air: Tall and lithe
Earth: short and study.
Short!? No alliance!
I, Cato Sicarius, think that this is a bit heretical, but I, Cato Sicarius, will still watch it for... research.
We all know you like smashing tau
The Inquisition qlwould like to have a word with you Cato.
Clagar: Enough!!! I cast FIST
Interspecies Reviewer: 40k Edition.
I NEED THIIIIIS!
I want a version of this episode but its all the factions of the imperium
Sororitas number one, easy
@@eddiemaiden4192
I think the shape shifting assasins would be top lol
This video was solid appreciate yall’s sense of humour so much.
Eldar: Pre-Fall, I'd've said Sex Goddess, but now, I'll say low Skilled/high Competent due to letting their skills atrophy.
Necron: No.
Tyranid: Fun to watch for monster hentai, but otherwise no.
Exodites: Sex Goddess.
Dark Eldar: On the one hand, Sex Goddess. On the ohter hand, No.
Genestealer Cults: Skilled/Competent, though the whole 'Tyranid lure' thing is a bit of a deal breaker.
Harlequin: Sex Goddess.
Ork: No.
Votann: Competent.
Tau: Competent.
There are female Votann
@@samrein9919the votann are giant computers, the kin (dwarves) come in all flavours
I think there is one critical error regarding the T'au's ranking:
Y'all completely forgot that T'au are in a technological golden age and neglected the entire robotics half of their civilisation
Earth Caste engineers could literally build you the perfect toy to enhance your time with your Water Caste/Fire Caste bf/gf
And that's why T'au are Sex Gods thank your for coming to my TED Talk
Thank you TED i liked that talk
The orks do indeed shit, piss, and eat food. They eat squigs and grots...and humans. At one point in the Ragnar omnibus, a Space Wolf blood claw gets pissed on by an ork during an infiltration mission.
Yes chrono is a awesome warhammer UA-camr and I'm looking forward to the episode in November.
The Inquisition sees this shenanigans as heretical to the point of exterminatus.
Thumbnail: everybody's gettin pregnant, with genestealers. If the necron doesn't kill everyone.
To completely ruin the Nekron option. Pretty high chance the Nekron that tries to pleasure you would be a Flayed One. Due to them being the only ones "equipped" for the job.
I can just imagine it bundling it's flesh cape into a roughly tube-like shape and going "this should work right?"
Cbt
This is literally Moots smash or pass list😂
Jesus christ this tier list. Two traitors. 1 sus marine. And an ork.
I must say for the tau it depends on the cast you get, water and earth would be the best because water will make you feel loved, and earth can craft things
Also, water caste has great communication skills and also have a VERY long tounge.
Give me fire cast mommy dommy or give me death
@@michaelmrozek604 earth cast hips and butt for me sir
All i heard was sex Tyranid tier list and i was like alright my time has come.
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
the vore fetishists are gonna have a field day
My only note on this is with leagues, they do have decendents in the imperium that are made the old fashioned way.
I want to be clear that I'm just commenting for the algorithm
legend
Guys the Tau are cows not fish. They have hooves, flat teeth, and are vegetarian.
The one thing I can say in favor of the orks is that through their believe they could turn the beat up into one hell of a pleasure-trip. Not enough to push them out of useless but worth mentioning.
Only thing I gotta say on necrons is... They can reshape their body any way you want.
And they can regulate their temperature.
I dunno if they can make their necrodermis flexible or soft though..
@@utes5532overlords can, atleast the face as some are able to make expressions
The Vottan.
They definitely know; and they are highly pro social. Citation: the Ironhead squats of necromunda have to reproduce in the biological manner after losing their ancestor core.
“Why are we still here? Just to suffer?” -Master Miller, MGSV
All the talk of Necrons and no mention of the Chinese "seed" harvesters, Necrons will have all the attachments lol
I feel like boning a necron would be like boning a rusty tin can, instant tetanus
Kitten: It's not fu***ng cannon
TTS emperor: do you want to talk about this?
3:34 A squib is just a flesh light with teeth
What the fuck
I got a couple Squigs in the glaze room for this exact purpose!
@Bosshuntman fink umie if cram ya nobba hard enough In dere anyfing can be a squigussy 🗿
Dis git up ere gets it!
Necron supremacy for sure.
They have the best toys
@@samfish2550 that’s what I was thinking
truly the greatest 40k content
OMG that thumbnail is amazing 😂
I recently found out that tau don’t have gag reflexes I fucking hate myself
Very useful
How did you find this out, and how could I test your theory?
For purely scientific reasons, of course.
Craftworld: smash, Dark Eldar: no thanks I choose life, Exodites: sure, necrons: necrodermis can be shaped into pretty much anything, so if I could find a nice find a nice Phaerek sugar mama sure, tau: hard smash for all except the ethereals, nids:….depends which type you get. Do they give you your own bio form or do they just toss a genestealer at you? Ork: no….just no.
No one made the argument of what Genestealers can do with three arms...
Boys, the necron lady has handlebars *Clank clank clank*
I realy want a 5 Minute video of the guys just saying "were rich"
"Necrons are gay" it's canon now
If you read the infinite and the divine thinking, Trazyn and orikan are bitter exes its even funnier tbh
The only 40k tier list that matters😂
Bbbb-brother?
You guys are very optimistic that the nids don't decide to just turn you into biomass, because serving the hive mind is probably the greatest pleasure in their mind. xD
Fun fact chaos can corrupt tyranids but only slaanesh or khorne tyranids have been allowed to live until planetary assimilation
You think Trazyn and Orikan are gay?
Clearly, you didn't actually read The Infinite and The Divine because you missed the s*x scene between Orikan and the necron ghost woman. Go back and reread/listen that scene. It's undeniably written as a s*x scene. I mean, that's the whole joke of that scene, but beyond it, Orikan clearly simps for the necron woman. My main man, Trazyn, could still be gay though. I'm sure he'd pop a giant brainer if he met Indiana Jones.
Orikan apologist
@@tadijastankovic4350 hell naw. Team Trazyn all the way
Alright then, Orikan is bi.
”Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”
The grip is adapting
These are some thicc Xenos.
Time to study them before they get burnt.
Also, ya'll weak. Necrons are adjustable for the deed, seeing that they are entirely mechanic. Besides, they might learn a thing or two if they find it amusing.
Moots ,Aron,and Alex at their peak
I'm pretty sure you could make a fair argument that the partner the Nids would come up with would probably resemble Kerrigan from Starcraft.
All I can think is
"Tau women prefer human men" 😏
Do they?
@@babalu7737 No it’s a meme
@@babalu7737I mean nothing stopping them from having a lil fun to get humans to serve the greater good.
The ol saying " a holes a goal"
Aaron and moots being based af this episode huh.
I have never laughed whilst watching a episode more in my life
Nah craftworld eldar would try super super hard to be the best in bed
Man, that thumbnail picture... 😁
Cold metal necron hands is a problem? Just get a flayed one fresh from doing what it does best.😅
I want them to fall in love with me so when I die they are deeply distraught and thus I do the emporer proud by hurting xenos XD
Brilliant reasoning Brother. The Emperor protects
Aaah yes probably the funniest thing. Some guys talking about getting into action with some xenos. Now we need to find girls doing the same rating.
16:34 trazin got your back. If there’s a necron to understand humans it’s him. I don’t say that because of the liveless automaton stuff but more about what he can arrange with some mindshackel scarrobs. To be honest that’s basically an all in one. But if that’s not the case thx i stay limp.
18:30 that’s probably the strongest contender besides tyranids can also stimulate via psychy.
Trazyn might throw you into the exhibit of the Sororitas v Aeldari fight in the inorganic dissolving oil lakes of Leboss LXIX.
but that isn't really a point for the necrons themselves.
True. Either way it’s sth worth mentioning
Gene steamers more like Jean stealers! Am I right boys!? I mean the moment he mentioned the movie Species… he won the argument. No contest. A xeno that rapidly evolves under the guidance of the collective conciseness of their supreme intellect! And it’s sole purpose is to pleasure you!? Yeah it’ll start out fumbling… probably have poor head game. Maybe accidentally use too much teeth. However, in the span of a short session it’ll know everything about you. Then, it’ll reveal things you didn’t even know about yourself. Nothing is off the table!
That Dutchman sure sounded Minnesotan off the bat
That eldussy hit diffrent
So, with crons it's not a matter of equipment, it's a matter of tools.... They have lots of high Tech.
Look..... Harlequins are the best from ALL forms of eldar but are less likely to go full drucari, they are a roll of the dice with a similar or higher high and a much higher non chronos floor.
Necron gf is the best gf
Read infinite and the divine or twice dead king
Also ginger Sid’s vid on it
going with the expedite means death by snu snu
There is a harlequin meant to play slaanesh, so...
Ordo Xenos want to know your location
Genestealers have the wild card of being able to alter their partners' anatomy: double-headed dragon just saying. Are there even female Votann? Considering the Dwarves reproduce via cloning it could just be one big sausagefest. Tau seem like they should be in meh; sure they look nice, but they seem like they would be less fun then a damp paper bag. Ever heard the term dead-fish?
Starfish
There are art (and I think models?) That depict female Votann
And 2) stop ruining my goat-fish-people :c
The Votann don't use what we'd traditionally call cloning. They have a base genetic base but they pair off different female and male bases to procreate. Does that mean they don't physically procreate or not, I'm not sure, but they do pair off and "marry" for lack of a better word.
Votann do in fact come in all flavours (including robot, butch and bear)
What’s wrong with only men 😩
I see AA appropriately appreciate the Neural Thicctor like real men of culture.
Yeah the orks shit because a certain squighs we know exist in lore. That's all that I will say.
A marker was placed on the edge of the irradiated space dust that made up their space hulk, and it read thus, the final resting place of heretics of the highest order... But one can not deny they were men of... culture as well
Live from the black library collab when
This video. He's Harlequin on the cover
I'm just here to say that thumbnail is wild....where can I find it
Okay to be honest what is the necrons engineered a female body
even then it wouldnt be good cause it would just be a necron skeleton with a hole on it not some crazy fucking robot that looks alive and has that mad iradiated necrussy
The void dragon could do that tho
I can never look at my nerolictor the same way again
Thanks to this episode, I seem crazy by how much I laughed, my fellow passengers in the train look at me weirdly 😂
where do i get a copy of the image from the thumbnail? doing research.
Imagine living metal all over your thing....
Orks would probably just rip your eggroll off
Greater goods for the win
I haven't finished this video yet as I'm at work so a few things off reaction. Firstly exterminatus upon all of you. Secondly I got a add for an adult pleasure toy on a gaming channel with a horror game being played. It feels too close to be a coincidence. UA-cam knew. This is your fault. Thirdly... was thinking of hrud cause reasons.
Protoss waifus are the best!
An interesting prompt. Now honest Question to Astartes Anonymous will there be a Part 2 one with the Daemons or Warhammer Fantasy/Age Of Sigmar? I'm very Curious to know
C'tan/shards should count as necron