People make fun of Tim Vine. You try writing ten original puns a day until you have an hours worth, trying them out, chucking out half of them and writing new ones until you have a tight hour. The man deserves a medal!
Terrible jokes are the best they made us laugh when we where kids and they make us laugh when we get older ..... Tim is the master of this kind of stand up no one can match him
Hilarious genius . There’s only one Tim Vine ! I’m I’m stitches and rather moist ! Loved ‘ the rough patch ‘ and the rest of it . Never fails to make me howl !
My favourite British stand-up comedian. And good English practice for me, because he's so fast, and uses British idioms (I'm Finnish), he's full of it. My tendency is to like the language jokes - so my Finnish favourite is Ismo Leikola. He's done some stand-up in English in UK, and other Anglophone countries, now mainly in USA.
Exit signs ..they’re on the way out aren’t they, Velcro what a rip off ..c’mon. Parachuting is the scariest thing I have ever ever refused to do. Some of my favourites.
A one liner I made up entirely myself: "I knew this doctor from medieval times who was always stealing things. He had a terrible case of plague-iarism"
I thought that I might try to write a Vine-like one-liner. It's not easy. I did just hear somebody use the expression 'squeaky clean' on another UA-cam video so here goes: I wanted to watch an X-rated film about mice - but the only ones I found were all squeaky clean! No good, eh? Won't be pursuing gag-writing as a source of income, then.
People make fun of Tim Vine. You try writing ten original puns a day until you have an hours worth, trying them out, chucking out half of them and writing new ones until you have a tight hour. The man deserves a medal!
Judging by his fast-talking skills, he probably does double that.
you do realise comedians reuse their jokes right?
I once tried writing 10 funny puns to make people laugh. But when I tried them out on an audience, no pun in ten did.
Yeah you are spot on, one liners are probably the hardest sketches to do, imagine how hoard it is to write and remember all that material.
@@smoog I'd encourage you but something clearly went pundamentally wrong.
Same old jokes but the delivery always makes them worth watching, the man is a true craftsman.
4 minutes of tim vine is better than an hour with john bore bishop
+betover68 Yep!! So true .
+betover68 more word's in 4 minutes too.
John Bishop is the only person who thinks he is humourous. Tim Vine shits all over him.
Agreed
True
I I love the chicken-proof lawn joke, gonna tell it to my mum 😂
Terrible jokes are the best they made us laugh when we where kids and they make us laugh when we get older ..... Tim is the master of this kind of stand up no one can match him
Cough. Milton Jones. On a par.
The phone contract gag was killer.
That window wiper joke is amazing.
I worked in a trampoline factory, it had it's ups and downs.
I'm wishy washy on that one!
How does he even come up with things like that. It's not something you can write down as an act. He is a genius.
If ever there was an example of the billing being the wrong way round!!
Tim vine is an absolute genius! I haven’t stopped laughing at the last one before the next one is delivered! His style is tailor made for me👌🤣
The crowd love it when a proper comedian comes on. Vine is excellent!
Always great for a laugh. Loved the windscreen-wiper.
+Poppen Hahaha! Me an all :D
Hilarious genius . There’s only one Tim Vine ! I’m I’m stitches and rather moist ! Loved ‘ the rough patch ‘ and the rest of it . Never fails to make me howl !
Some people are just naturally funny and some force it for tim it comes so naturally
I've often wondered if the Titanic would still have sunk if it had hit a different type of lettuce...
Haha 😆
...Tim could take a leaf from your book and tell jokes on the 'webb !!
Of cos it would....
Goog gag. A little gem in fact.
Iceberg lettuce! yeah! hahahahaha (fake laugh)
The difference between Tim Vine and the “other” cult comedians is that without using crude language he can reduce the audience to tears - excellent.
Perhaps you didn't see him on taskmaster when he used the C word. Crikey.
@@petergilbert7106 I was about to say the exact same thing!
I bought a fan, at a bargain price it blew me away.
That must have been fantastic.
It is like he got the job of cleaning the shithouse of comedy...and is relishing every minute of it with pride and passion. Bravo, bravo
One England's finest comedians.
Absolute GENIUS.
Along with Gervais,Mack,Tim Vine is one of my faves.
Who is Gervais Mack,,,,,???
That not just a joke it's an M&S joke....
@@honordefon610 Ricky Gervais and Lee Mack.
I Always wanted to be a train driver, but I couldn't get on the right tracks. I also wanted to be a doctor, but I didnt have the patience.
My favourite British stand-up comedian. And good English practice for me, because he's so fast, and uses British idioms (I'm Finnish), he's full of it.
My tendency is to like the language jokes - so my Finnish favourite is Ismo Leikola. He's done some stand-up in English in UK, and other Anglophone countries, now mainly in USA.
"soya chunks"
"you shouldn't have been looking"
Now this is an appreciative crowd :)
Good clean honest comedy
Clean jokes but always funny. It's the way he tells them.
Bloody love him.
I love Tim vine he is the man!
Second part of that was liquid comedy..
I want to see Tim on Mock the week.
Milton Jones is good as Tim
Why ruin talent on that garbage
@@AndRewUK24
Copy of
chicken...egg who came first
First time I saw him was as a contestant on Taskmaster. Watched lots of his clips since. some groaners but some very clever wordplay indeed.
God it's terrible but I love it
it's not terrible- it's very clever
If something makes you smile
It's not terrible...
Wonderful 🎉🎉🎉🎉
If Tim were in a soap opera, nobody would be able stop lathering.
doesn't work
Is your dogs leg sick...
Because you can't spell
His act is rapid fire dad jokes.
TIM VINE IS SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN THE OTHER FAMOUS STAND UPS…..UP THERE WITH PETER KAY AND STU FRANCIS.
I like that little dance he does after delivering a punchline! Its like that old american tv commercial advertising fig newton's!
Tim himself says that little move "improves the quality of the last joke."
The man's an absolute legend.
Great stuff
Just a brilliant man
The guy is a genius
Love Tim Vine!
Legend
Old stool. Love it.
Love Tim vine
His young santa claus sounds like Ricky Gervais
He just needs to catch you with one funny line, then you can't stop laughing at the rest.
This guy is great.
The king of dad jokes
The window wiper joke, holy shit
Genius
Chess joke was quality 😂
I haven't got a wife XD
I think he is a bit of a genius.
Did you hear about the guy who rode a horse through a flaming loop? His name was Medieval Knievel
Maybe you should change "guy" to "knight". Horses aren't exclusive to the Middle Ages, but even then it's a shit joke.
Lmfao here. Sheer brilliance🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh - nuff sed!
Exit signs ..they’re on the way out aren’t they, Velcro what a rip off ..c’mon.
Parachuting is the scariest thing I have ever ever refused to do. Some of my favourites.
brilliant
King of Dad jokes
So much better than Jimmy car he's just a twat
Can't stop laughing.... hahahhahahaaaaa
Brilliant. I wish he would go slower so the jokes last longer
Jeremy vine’s brother
A one liner I made up entirely myself: "I knew this doctor from medieval times who was always stealing things. He had a terrible case of plague-iarism"
Brilliant comedy
0:44 Pay As You Go phone
I think the only reason John Bishop got a show is because middle aged wives fancied him. Never made me laugh once.,, Tim vine is awesome though!
3:34 it's shift work 🤣
Very funny bloke 😁
I thought that I might try to write a Vine-like one-liner. It's not easy. I did just hear somebody use the expression 'squeaky clean' on another UA-cam video so here goes:
I wanted to watch an X-rated film about mice - but the only ones I found were all squeaky clean!
No good, eh? Won't be pursuing gag-writing as a source of income, then.
Tommy Copper reincarnated
No ! Tim is a Comedian :)
I don't get it.
+Troy Martinez You're fuckin stupid broo
+Troy Martinez from your missus?
What's not to get?
Troy Martinez don't get
😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄
angry vine leaves greek restaurant.
Sooooo bad.
So good.
My Tim Vine Joke: Whenever I Daydream, I always think of Sat Navs. I'm always Garmin out.
Soya chunks!!
He's so funny, but clearly very very depressed
He’s a funny guy but he’d be more funny if he didn’t re use half of his pun jokes with every show
About as funny as income tax
Bahaha "income tax"
Better change your user name then
Genius