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I hear he’s going to be wandering the country later this year, desperately begging comedy clubs to give him a bit of work so he can get some bullion soup and a cot for the night, before he gets restless and hits the dusty trail again.
You can tell the breakup probably wasn't his idea. He just wants his waifu back at the end of the day. Good luck little homie. There is a whole country full of Asian women for you.
Speak up about what? That testosterone levels in men in America are the lowest they've ever been and that half the men out there have low testosterone and erectile dysfunction? Believe me we women are painfully aware!
Thats why women need to do their part and be on top. If she says "why didnt you last long enough" you just say "youre the one shifting gears here, stop that internalized misogyny and dont be so hard on yourself"
When my wife is on top I last much longer. Turns out, the way they get off doesn't get us off, their movement on top. But when we get on top we are thrusting, back forth, that makes me cum hella quick. When she's on top wild'n out doesn't bother me. It's a different type of sensation. Has anyone else experienced this as well?
tbf leftists constantly ask this because they dont want to be on conservative shows.. But in just terms of modern "journalism" cant blame him. They fuck over anyone they think they can benefit their company from. They dont know Ryan is just a guy, a getting more based guy.
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp Like Conan O’Brien’s “In the Year 2000,” which started back in 1993 or ‘94, but after 2000 came along, they didn’t update it, because “The year 2000” will always sound futuristic. 🤣🤣🤣
You joke, but any(literally ) any western man can get a Asian wife and she will be twice the woman the average western woman is at half the weight. Grandpa needs to go to the Philippines for real.
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp yeah but Phillipines is just lvl 2 asians. One wants either Japanese or S.Korean level asians. Maybe Chinese if you want to settle for average.
@@lorenzomizushal3980 stop being a anime dork. Filipina women span the spectrum of kindness and hotness like all ladies from any and all ethnic or racial group. The only leveling involved is when individual circumstances are consider. That being grandpa is going to a helluva better chance in the phillpines as their culture revolves around respect for elders and not just golddigging.
Notice how at the end of being the victim of racism he still takes accountability for the life he left on the table. Don't let racist people stop you from living your best life, and don't use them as a scapegoat when you fail.
He THINKS they didn’t like him because he was black. As a kid, I also THOUGHT my Canadian cousins and family were talking about me in French like I did something wrong. Same reason us Americans think the French are assholes, bc we go to France and expect everyone else to speak our language. Well, he didn’t speak Japanese. It doesn’t mean they were badmouthing him. He admits “he blew it” and that’s the one he shoulda married. It’s not ALL about racism, you freaks. Racism is only alive and well bc people talk about it.
As long as nookie is treated like some favor that a woman does for a man, I see no reason why guys should put any effort into it. Make her earn those earrings!
@@mirandastephens4586 My husband is from Uganda, I met him online on a gay male international dating site. He left Uganda to move to America and marry me because gay men are murdered in Uganda and he was tired of acting straight all the time. He is the most loving and affectionate man I have ever met and I have 5 exes (first was female) and I realized I was gay after the first time I had sex (at 19), I could barely achieve an erection. Once I came out of the closet the next year I dated two Asian men (I am Asian), one white man, two Mexican men, but the one from Uganda stole my heart.
Dude! 45 seconds!?!! I stand in awe of your masterful performance. I’m lucky to get 2 pumps, thanks a lot society for brainwashing women to believe that is insufficient. Help, I’m a victim of societal pressure!!!
The elderly black man is actually the kind of person we need WAY more of. Holds no resentment, takes responsibility of his outcomes for himself but isn't ignorant or self demeaning, recognizes the good in situations that didn't turn out in his favor. Is able to turn your absolute nyc clownery into pearls of wisdom 😂
The way people react to you is hilarious. You can tell how much they are caught off guard by your questions and at first hesitate to say anything but ultimately talk like it's just a casual conversation.
Funny premise but I think there's a serious underlying issue at play here. Most porn addictions arise from when a guy starts edging to increase how long he lasts. How else are you supposed to train that ability? Most women won't put up with a guy who can't satisfy her and hookers are too expensive. Women need to stop stigmatizing bad sex unironically.
I always thought sex beyond 5 minutes was just over indulging the missus. For years I tried to persuade her to try lesbianism. She was really getting in the way of my gaming, at times!
My elder brotha talking about the backdoor- catholic and asian girls are generally lit when it comes to that. I thank god for the bad fathers of the world.
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Oh man, that black guy ripped his heart out and handed it to you, what a gem of a human being!
I thought he was great too!
No substitute for experience.😉
I felt kinda bad when Ryan was joking with him. He was so happy to have someone nice to talk to. Seemed like a good dude.
Boys, I just lost my girl of 8 years. Send me that bro energy
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116I'm sorry bud, hang in there, it does get better. You are not alone and don't ge afraid to talk to friends.
The black dude with the Japanese ex needs to be on the boyscast. I feel like he has stories.
Absolutely 100%
"I go over there and they're talking nonsense" bruh talking about them speaking Japanese in Japan XD
@@dagoogler01 🤣🤣
My ex was korean...they are worse.
@@holyknight70worse than Chinese?
Heard the news about Vice filing for bankruptcy. Sorry to hear that Ryan, hope you get something lined up soon
Bud Light sponsorship gig.
@@myyoutubelikes Ryan could pull it off!
I hear he’s going to be wandering the country later this year, desperately begging comedy clubs to give him a bit of work so he can get some bullion soup and a cot for the night, before he gets restless and hits the dusty trail again.
Ryan was the first person I thought of when I heard the news, I’m not even joking. 😂
Not your precious vice !
The part where he said she learned how to cook solu food for him was unironically heart-warming
You can tell the breakup probably wasn't his idea. He just wants his waifu back at the end of the day. Good luck little homie. There is a whole country full of Asian women for you.
That whole segment is heartwarming. What a kind gentleman.
Soru
Yeah that guy's great. You can tell he's a quality person.
But why did he say "I had my chance ....I blew it"?
Finally someone brave enough to speak up about this 😤
Real alphas dont hold their come
Speak up about what? That testosterone levels in men in America are the lowest they've ever been and that half the men out there have low testosterone and erectile dysfunction?
Believe me we women are painfully aware!
@@rrai- semen is a gift and witholding it is evil
@@headecas deciding when i come? Who am i to be playing god
We one pump pimps need to unite. 😂✊🏿 Pump power.
Thats why women need to do their part and be on top.
If she says "why didnt you last long enough" you just say "youre the one shifting gears here, stop that internalized misogyny and dont be so hard on yourself"
From my experience... Women only have two gears in the bedroom.
1st gear (slow) and neutral
maybe you meant misanthropy
When my wife is on top I last much longer. Turns out, the way they get off doesn't get us off, their movement on top. But when we get on top we are thrusting, back forth, that makes me cum hella quick. When she's on top wild'n out doesn't bother me. It's a different type of sensation. Has anyone else experienced this as well?
I’m dead 😂 hilarious
@@jasono2139 😅💀
Rando: “What’s this for?”
Ryan: “Sorry?!”
The trifecta link of Canadian, Ryan and American
Everybody knows he works for vice news
That makes so much sense. He IS Canadian
tbf leftists constantly ask this because they dont want to be on conservative shows.. But in just terms of modern "journalism" cant blame him. They fuck over anyone they think they can benefit their company from. They dont know Ryan is just a guy, a getting more based guy.
This turned out way sweeter than I expected.
"It has to be equal."
"Yeah, you both experience 45 seconds of sex."
HOW DID RYAN SAY THAT WITHOUT BUSTING OUT LAUGHING?!?! 🤣
Finally! Someone out there speaking on behalf of us minute men! For the boys!
BOYS BOYS BOYS
Oh, a full minute, huh? You think you’re better than me?!?
Ferda
Dude, you can't even say it's for VICE Magazine now, they just filed for Bankruptcy 😭
It be funnier if he keep saying it was for Vice magazine until someone called him out that they dont exist anymore. Film that and show it.
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp
Like Conan O’Brien’s “In the Year 2000,” which started back in 1993 or ‘94, but after 2000 came along, they didn’t update it, because “The year 2000” will always sound futuristic. 🤣🤣🤣
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp 😂😂😂
When the dude started talking about his ex i wanted to shout "ryan just stfu for 2 seconds"
Turning down a Japanese woman who learned to cook for him deserved a much longer explanation than we got to hear.
Yep
Damn bro, can we all pitch in to get that man a new Asian wife from abroad to cherish him and make him soul food? 😢
You joke, but any(literally ) any western man can get a Asian wife and she will be twice the woman the average western woman is at half the weight. Grandpa needs to go to the Philippines for real.
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp no dude. I am dead serious. Hell, I got a sawbuck on the deal so let’s get this Kickstarter crackin!
@@JohnSmith-sb2fp yeah but Phillipines is just lvl 2 asians. One wants either Japanese or S.Korean level asians. Maybe Chinese if you want to settle for average.
@@lorenzomizushal3980 stop being a anime dork. Filipina women span the spectrum of kindness and hotness like all ladies from any and all ethnic or racial group. The only leveling involved is when individual circumstances are consider. That being grandpa is going to a helluva better chance in the phillpines as their culture revolves around respect for elders and not just golddigging.
@@JohnSmith-sb2fpThe Philippines is different from Japan.
The black dude was great
Which one?
Which was ws he? I don't see colour 🫣
The black dude? You mean that person of color who has been marginalized and oppressed by the greedy capitalist racist United States?
Hahaha the dude that dated the Asian woman
@@LANGI902 I guess you're right close your eyes and see nothing I guess that's a good way to go right on blind dudes
Notice how at the end of being the victim of racism he still takes accountability for the life he left on the table. Don't let racist people stop you from living your best life, and don't use them as a scapegoat when you fail.
He seemed like such a nice guy, such a shame some people are prejudice.
He THINKS they didn’t like him because he was black.
As a kid, I also THOUGHT my Canadian cousins and family were talking about me in French like I did something wrong.
Same reason us Americans think the French are assholes, bc we go to France and expect everyone else to speak our language.
Well, he didn’t speak Japanese. It doesn’t mean they were badmouthing him.
He admits “he blew it” and that’s the one he shoulda married.
It’s not ALL about racism, you freaks. Racism is only alive and well bc people talk about it.
His gf said don't pay them no mind which implies they were badmouthing him
This is the first time I noticed how many people Ryan talks to are being very open and genuine, and connecting WAY more than most people I encounter.
I think he can sense who is desperate and or weird
Ryan probably has to go through a large number of people to find these. It's a numbers game.
Black dude is a champion. I love his energy!!
As long as nookie is treated like some favor that a woman does for a man, I see no reason why guys should put any effort into it. Make her earn those earrings!
Lol... So it's more universal than I thought!
"WHY HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED VACUUMING THE HOUSE YET?!... AND I EVEN HAD XXX WITH YOU LAST NIGHT!!" 🤣
That's a pretty fair point tbh
“What would you say to the woman to remove the stigma from her brain?”
1:21 this women has all the secrets of the universe
Foreplay is like cooking the chicken breast before eating it. Makes no sense, but society expects you to.
🤣 hard hitter
Huh?
My husband is from Kenya and there is 0 concept of this 😂
I... uh?
@@mirandastephens4586 My husband is from Uganda, I met him online on a gay male international dating site. He left Uganda to move to America and marry me because gay men are murdered in Uganda and he was tired of acting straight all the time. He is the most loving and affectionate man I have ever met and I have 5 exes (first was female) and I realized I was gay after the first time I had sex (at 19), I could barely achieve an erection. Once I came out of the closet the next year I dated two Asian men (I am Asian), one white man, two Mexican men, but the one from Uganda stole my heart.
Awesome video . The last guy was the absolute best
"I said a version of that just way better"
Dude! 45 seconds!?!! I stand in awe of your masterful performance. I’m lucky to get 2 pumps, thanks a lot society for brainwashing women to believe that is insufficient. Help, I’m a victim of societal pressure!!!
I like to imagine he gave the whole interview before asking "What's this for?" 😀
“Sorry?!?” 🤣🤣🤣 Then right back to the shenanigans.
Ryan raises very important questions about our society.
Ryan back where he belongs: working on the street
I wish they wouldn't cut out the Spicy Parts 😮😮😮
I like how he end the interview with the older black man. He doesn't know how to do it. So he's just awkwardly trying to end it respectfully.
The elderly black man is actually the kind of person we need WAY more of. Holds no resentment, takes responsibility of his outcomes for himself but isn't ignorant or self demeaning, recognizes the good in situations that didn't turn out in his favor. Is able to turn your absolute nyc clownery into pearls of wisdom 😂
lol the interviews were funny, but the ad was hilarious! Ryan clearly knows which side his bread is buttered on!
How does he do it? Almost every fucking street video topic is a banger! 🤣🤣
2:05 Nice one Ryan 😂😂😂
Ryan doing IRL ad reads to people is always hilarious
Love the Parkdale shirt... nice nod to toronto
Reported for hate speech
Well, 45 seconds is easier than saying you have a headache if he’s that bad in bed. 😅
LoL exactly
Less backlash for sure.
You have a gift for finding great people
im gonna die laughing at this great video, 4 broken ribs so far
0:27
"It is, yea"
Softly inserted, beautifully timed.
“While I’m benching 350” 😂😂
some of these people he interviews im like damn that was beautiful. but I like how he just continues the act, totally unruffled 🤣🤣
a perfect reply to "it has to be even stevens" would have been "well what if you cant find steven?"
1:24 wow I can't believe you landed an interview with Rachel Dolezal, that appearance on Rogan has really put you on a new level
Ryan really advocates for those who need a voice. 💪🏼💪🏼
The old black dude was cool as hell!!!!
The best part is telling people ads in person, they seem to love it!
That black guy was great, I like him
The white lady with dreads was ready to leave the atmosphere!
The way people react to you is hilarious. You can tell how much they are caught off guard by your questions and at first hesitate to say anything but ultimately talk like it's just a casual conversation.
The straight man act is amazing!
"3 minutes of ecstasy, several nights a month"
45 seconds of sparkle is plenty. Check your privilege!
Best answer, use protection and don’t breed more of your own.😂
glad to see you i'm not the only one who's been 'refreshing' all morning, waiting for this shit.
I came in 55 seconds twice watching such a long video. 😂😂😂😂
Ryan will give you the most sparkling 45 seconds of your life
You could put out videos of just sponsors I almost skipped the add then I was like "wait these are usually hilarious "
Now that Ryan's reached the top he's forgotton all about his 20 second brothers.
I never thought fame would get to his head.
20 seconds?!? You think you’re better than me??
That Hare Krishna dude really handled Ryan's questions pretty well.
Foreplay is a PsyOP. Thanks, Ryan!
YT suggested me a clip from Idiocracy as next video: fitting.
Oh these poor people.
What a splendid video, the convos, the jokes, the editing, all top notch 👍
Aww yeah, Parkdale represent man, from the ghetto days 🤙
'benching 350' ... lol
With his penis.
Parkdale blessings from Wytchwood brother
"what's this for?" Vice magazine. Always for vice magazine.
If you can't last more than 45 seconds, you're a loser and women rejecting you is just natural selection 😂
These are by far your best vuds brotherrr
"...potentially women should wear helmets" ffs dude you're fn KILLN it. lollollollollollollollollollollollol 🔥👍🤟‼️
And literally all women have to do is lay there for men to be satisfied in under a minute of their time. Stingy jerks! 😂
Missed a joke there with the 8 hours of play time with the raycons.
Can't breathe, tears in my eyes - effing hilarious
It's little red riding hood's cousin, little blue riding hood.
Funny premise but I think there's a serious underlying issue at play here.
Most porn addictions arise from when a guy starts edging to increase how long he lasts. How else are you supposed to train that ability? Most women won't put up with a guy who can't satisfy her and hookers are too expensive.
Women need to stop stigmatizing bad sex unironically.
And a wrong idea, sex is like tickling, you can't train yourself to resist tickling, it must be done by someone else
Ryan always finds someone who is base.
Boys gone wild
OMG This was your best work yet! Hilarious! And get that black guy back for some more interviews we need to hear more about his little geisha girl
These are easily Ryans best videos 😂😂
Thank You Sir
That black guy was such a gentle and sweet person, you don't find people like him anymore.
That awkward moment when Ryan has a microphone in his hands and you know comedy gold is going to be made when he hits the streets!
1:54 Ryan!Guru is speaking and you are trolling her 🤕
I always thought sex beyond 5 minutes was just over indulging the missus.
For years I tried to persuade her to try lesbianism.
She was really getting in the way of my gaming, at times!
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NICE
Ryan's man on the street interviews are just the best. How does he do it??
The dramatic music on the black guy 😂
wholesome af
He let her go man 😢
Makes me think of one time i busted on 4 seconds. She didn’t know what to say, when the appropriate answer would have been thank you.
Movies and film did it. Ryan asking deep questions, eh!
Ryan , bro, you ARE comedy 😂😂😂
Whoa whoa whoa! There's no laughing in these troubling times! What's the matter with you!?! ❤😂👍
1:20 sometimes you can feel something from deep inside your heart. --tommy wiseau
Lol you crack me up dude
Funny thing, it's a genuine question what the right frame of reference for comparison is.
Go get your geisha brotha!
Some of the facial reactions are hilarious!
dang there is a lot of stigma
My elder brotha talking about the backdoor- catholic and asian girls are generally lit when it comes to that.
I thank god for the bad fathers of the world.