Closing The OnlyF*ns Wage Gap (Trolling Canadians)
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Chinese twins guy is my new hero...he represents the lost era of people who can both take it and dish it out without erupting into rage or curling into the fetal position.
Backpack boomer
Legend, remembers 1974 like it was yesterday
He kinda was funnier and more interesting than Ryan 😁
It was refreshing. It's good to see people like that engaging with others. (Willingly or not 😅, Ryan's always making shit beyond awkward)
Also Ryan is confirmed gay now
That old dude has anti troll protection
🤣
he was definetly crushin it
I wish he was my uncle
@@sail253 Uncle touchy?
He asked two (probably underage) girls to show their "puppies" and no one blinked 😂
The old guy was trolling Ryan right back was the most wholesome thing I've seen all day.
Ryan desperately tried to get that L back after old head hit him with that your eyes lit up line hahah
That old man's gay scanner is like the cars in his era. They never fail. 100% reliable.
That guy waited almost 50 years to tell the story of the Chinese twins.
hahahhaa
he didn't wait. You know that's the only story this guy ever tells. What's really amazing is how he can make it relevant to every conversation.
good one!
Even with Ryan being as fast as he is, the older dude gave him a good run around.
A run around and a reach around.
*reach around
@@JohnnyWang826
Reesh urownd*
He won that round
1974 was a good year for this guy 👍🏻
'65
*BEST.YEAR.EVER.* - Comic Book Store Guy *voice
Must have been a hell of a wild year. The man had full blown flashbacks lmao.
Crushing it for sure. Twins of ambiguous gender to be specific.
1984*
The old backpack dude was reverse trolling Ryan hahaha
Hilarious lol
This comment section is weird
Man's was having a good time trying to out-confuse him
So good 😂😂
XD I think he even succeeded
“I don’t need no government money.” and also “I haven’t gotten a check from the government in like 5 years”. This is the same energy as all the rave kids I knew back in the day that were like “I quit doing E. I’m only doing like once a month now.”
My sides 😂
I mean. Let's give her credit for learning and trying.
Once a month is pretty safe
Maybe she had a baby and got money for that? In my country you get it if you want or not.
@@Lifesizemortal someone had to say it
The older dude clearly won the trolling competition although he was fighting with a professional. I am impressed.
That 65 guy is invited to my next bbq
Ryan's definitely crushing it.
He certainly is according to crushit.zone
1:02 I declare this one a draw.
Chinese Twin dude stood his ground fairly well!
Not a draw, a total win for the old man 🤣
@@tgb-vf4es yeah, Ryan came in by choice. this guy had a stranger come at him, and did him in. sure beats the people who completely crumble when they get trolled.
Homeboy trolled you back 🤣🤣🤣
The old witty guy had Ryan on the defensive.
Private gentleman. Keeps his kill count secret.
Hell ya i agree lol
He really did lol.
He mogged him off honestly, probably affected Ryan for a while lol
The Chinese twins guy was amazing! Two master trolls riffing off each other without missing a beat!
Chinese twins guy might have gotten the best of Ryan in this one. I love him.
Reminds me of Looper, Ryan meeting his older self from the future
"Where are the stats for this?" lol SoUrcE???!??!?!?
That guy has DEFINITELY been crushing it.
I don’t get no government checks … for last 5 or 6 years 🤣
It's respectable if true
If true
😐
I can’t help but feel that Ryan had a profound spiritual experience after the Chinese twins guy said, “you’ll remember this for the rest of your life now.”
If I saw Ryan coming toward me with a microphone in his hand, I think I could fix my fear of heights by jumping off a bridge to avoid an interview.
The sincerity in Ryan's voice when he trolled that old lady by telling her it was a weiner eating festival and he says "Why, what did you think I meant?". Better acting skills than 95% of Hollywood right there.
Yeah I feel for the poor woman. I’ve got 8 boys 10-24 years old and they make it a point to troll mom just like this… though not on UA-cam thank God!🤣😂👌
@@sarahalderman3126 oh damn, youve got wienered 8 times
Lmao, had me rolling
@@sarahalderman3126 Aw, that's so sweet. :)
@@biswajitguha2410 takes a good wiener joke from time to time
That guy sitting on the bus bench was definitely crushing it. 🤡
Your use of the clown emoji in your comment deserves this: 🤡
@JC 🤡
Must've felt really good using that clown emoji huh
@@excalibro8365 actually I did feel pretty good now that you mentioned it. I thought the guy on the bench was a clown. Obviously Ryan is. Have a great life. 😜🤡👁️
1974 I saw a naked woman in 1974 🤣 so specific
65 it was 1965 sheesh hahah
How long before JustinCastro goes after Ryan for this? "This is a threat to the safety of all Canadians! Making people laugh puts hundreds of vulnerable people at risk of death every year" Freeze the bank accounts Justin.
Edit Canada actually did fine a comedian $15,000 for making a joke about an audience member. So don't freeze the bank accounts Justin.
Well he certainly will go after him now that Ryan mocked the little weeners. You can’t just insult the Canadian Prime Minister’s club like that and think you’ll get away with it.
@@katiejon17 Justin should rub some of his black makeup from his face down there to make it larger
Deranged Ultra Left Tankies: "Stalin Did Nothin Wrong. Women being allowed to work in factories and drive tractors is the One True Feminism! Maths = Economics = Capitalism = Mathsollini! We don't understand the gender pay gap is real but also overblown by poor analysis in modern developed countries, with people on bottom-rung wages making same whether male, female, or Intersex!"
Trumptards: "Trump Did Nothing Wrong! It's ok to be cruel to the poor, weak, and victim-blame victims of violent crime, in the name of Jesus! We yell FACTS AND LOGIC, TRIGGERED, VIRTUE SIGNALLING SNOWFLAKE!
This means we win the argument by default. We're Stunning and brave Critical Thinkers. What do you mean "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" was initially commentary on Poverty Traps, and believing it's literally possible means we're worst at economics than Libtards, with even less grasp of Physics!"
Middle-Class-Misandrist-Misogynist-SJW: "It's ok for 'people with a penis' to threaten women online! That's Feminism, and anyone who disagrees is a Trans-Misogynist, including LGBTI, real Feminists, Liberals, moderate Democratic Socialists, Social Democrats, and anyone Right of White-Guilt crusading Deranged Ultra Left!"
Working-Class Anarcho-Capitalist Pepes: "Hey has anyone got the lead sprinkles to go on my firework sandwich? BRB loading a bowl of Moscoviumi!"
Sir Clement Attlee the Social Democrat, legendary Labour Party PM who helped establish the NHS, British Welfare State, and started releasing our formerly occupied territories:
"Russian Communism is the illegitimate child of Karl Marx and Catherine The Great"
I've heard of at least two other instances in Canada where the fine amount was more than double that
@@theredscourge Ah yes, Canada where it's ok for a 'person with a penis' to wear huge prosthetic mammarys whilst teaching schoolchildren and anyone who even raises a single eyebrow at such an occurrence is an evil Patriarchal Trans-misogynist, including LGBTI, straight allies, Liberals and Social Democrats, apparently.
Count Dankula goes off ua-cam.com/video/ySv03AlHNFY/v-deo.html 😆😆😆😆
The 1974 guy is a real OG
Let's apply the WNBA business model here!
We need topless female soccer.
That would be called NoFans
@@whyisblue923taken #FreeTheNipple
Do a podcast with that guy who watched the Chinese twins!
Yes
Old backpack dude is a secret master.
Backpack dude is legit. Have him on the podcast. Maybe tell Danny for low value mail
The manchild asking for the stats is the definition of beta.
Who's a "beta" dude your name is "Langton Industries" what is that you grow pot? You're smoking pot called "black cream" my guy and you're out here calling men "beta".
Exactly...
"Oh, this dude's gonna make good points so I'd better instantly ask for stats even though I've never read any research in my life and wouldn't ask the same of someone I agree with"
His girlfriend's boyfriend told him not to talk to strangers so he doesn't get triggered
The first old guy went straight to calling you gay and he thought of a naked man from 1975. He was definitely gay.
I knew Ryan was suspect, the old guy exposed him. Trolled the troll.
That old guy was hilarious "there was a light in your eyes!" lololol
0:53 what a legend
That Chinese twins guy absolutely demolished Ryan. Tota and complete annihilation if you ask me.
"I have two of them already, I don't need any" checkmate Ryan gay Grandpa Wins.
"But you were sorta romping around with a Chinese guy"🤣
I don't need the government to give me money...and I haven't for 5 or 6 years.
That made me giggle.
Chinese twin guy is a rockstar.
I like how Ryan is progressively moving forward as the old lady is moving backwards uncomfortably XD
*Cue black and white for flashback effect
“It’s been many, many years”
😂☠️
Omg every interview is like an entire novel
Thanks for visiting our rapidly devolving country, we need more people like you here
Old Guy 10-8ed Ryan, take the L man 😂 you're good but some are just naturally better, truly hard to troll someone who just doesn't give a F and will make up whatever shit 😂 you wanted content, he gave you content material!
"Remember this for the rest of your life" hahha. That guy owned Ryan, lol
Ryan is the undisputed king of the street. His deadpan skills are peerless.
0:30 - Someone finally beat Ryan at his own game.
Ryan instantly makes everyone uncomfortable, it's awesome.
Skit idea: documentary style video of the migrants "tragic" trip to Martha's vineyard
damn, this is Edmonton. I would have loved to have witnessed this. Hope you enjoyed your time here.
Yeah, I just realized that too... Whyte Ave, I think?
@@mark7166 yeah it says 82ave on one of the door signs
Was looking for someone who recognized the city as Edmonton. Whyte Ave is undeniably the best place for Ryan to be trolling people.
First time someone made Ryan get defensive 😂😂😂😂
The older gent in a blue shirt was trolling back at a epic level
Dude with the Every Child Matters shirt -- absolute Legend
I love your profile pic, Junior will always be a legend.
Equal pay for male internet sex workers!! Male sex worker rights!! We want equality ladies
weird how nobody wanted to discuss the multivariate analysis of the onlyfans wage gap.
the old man who saw the Chinese twins was great lol.
From 1974
Asking those girls to see their puppies crossed the line. The rest of the video was good.
Agreed--that's not comedic
That older guy was delivering the come backs and owning the interview like no other. Nice.
Thanks Ryan
“What did you think I meant?!?” Lmfao
"Chinese twins" dude is a legend
"where are the stat's for this?" as if it isn't self evident. 🤣
Good point. Huge gap
This is hilarious
"Crush it dot zone" lmao excellent improv 🤣
I love it when you find a good sport.
"I've seen enough boobs." Guy card immediately revoked. There is no such thing as "enough boobs".
lol. "Crush it dot zone.."
These videos are just... *chef's kiss.* God bless you Ryan.
Ryan getting out-trolled by the “Chinese Twins” guy. 😂😂😂
“Why? What did you think I meant?!” Haha, what an ass.
0:07 Ryan out there vibing with Boris Johnson's son.
Lock up your old folks, Ryan is in town.
3:10 he already knew the first rule of crushing it this guy is FOR SURE crushing the fuck out of it
Dude that tiny house lady! Oh my goodness that’s funny crap!
You were in my town!!!! Crazy!!
As a Canadian, this looks like an accurate sample of what you'll find in our cities
It's absolutely true. The sample is quite large in practically every Canadian city.
The old guy was trolling u hard. Hilarious
"A lot of guys who are crushing it are taking risks."
Backpack dude is immortalized
"I don't need the government! I don't get no government checks or nothing... for the last 5 or 6 years"
Lol, well I'm glad she got her life together. Progress is progress
I hate those kind of people that ask for stats/sources on everything to sound wise/intelligent/unbiased.
Most of the times those kind of people wouldnt even be able to understand them.
Thank you for your brave expose on the level of charisma and charm Edmonton has to offer
That sweet old guy played your game, oh he played you all right !!! I wish more ppl had his sense of humour!
The Chinese Twins guy is a master in what Norm and Neil Macdonald call the "badinage". Love the comments here. Nice to know people still got a sense of a humour!
good to bring your vids back to the crazies back home
"Ladies you interested in showing them puppies"🤣😂🤣😂👊
The only reason he's not in jail after making that totally illegal comment, is because the two hoes were too far away from him to #metoo him.
You rock Ryan. Never stop haha
That girl offered up info on the last 5-6 years without prompt. What's she hiding?
The way he looked at her when she said "... for five or six years" 🤣
How are these people that think men make more money showing their bodies on the internet than women
1974? Ah yes, Chinese twins, I remember.
Backpack guy is what people would’ve been if that internet wasn’t invented.. rip to the alternate universe
Who was Trolling who ?!?
Loved it !
This is my favorite content produced by ryan!
Glorious!
Boris Johnson sighting @0:10
She was Orientool 😂😂😂 @2:15
man on the bench actually crushing it tho.
This is hilarious 😂 two thumbs up 👍 ! More please 🙏 ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Hilarious 😂
Ahh yes, I was in a deep funk of a depressive spell and although I listen to lots of comedy podcasts and enjoy them, this is the first time I have physically laughed out loud in a while. Especially the interaction with the guy who has fond memories of 1974. This will propel me into a day of optimism and productivity. Salut !!!
Darn it. I was in Old Strathcona the week after Ryan was there