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- Опубліковано 10 кві 2017
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Customer: "I'll beat you with a guitar if you make another pun"
Jared: "Is that a fret?"
loool gode one
Best comment.
Brilliant
Don’t fret. It’ll be alright.
Hahahahahahaha 😂
this physically hurt me to watch
James Coyle its meant to
These puns make me suicidal.
HELLO
Still not as cringeworthy and provocative as tonewood
It physically hurts to HEAR.
D: D:
Customer: Hi I'm looking for a guitar
Employee: Hi looking for a guitar
The ultimate dad joke
Why do I see you everywhere?
Adam Hufnagel it could be me or another obi wan kenobi
Hello there
You turned her against Me!!
Moral of the story: don’t let Jared work in any sort of instrument store
@@eliah7346 r/wooooosh
I would want him to work at the place I go to get guitars!
If he did I would want to shop there
Don’t *fret*
I'd find him entertaining 😆
I love how he only has 3 customers to handle with... LOL
Thats the only customers that doesn’t run away
666th like!
They keep coming back.
actual footage of me and why i shouldn't be able to work at a guitar store
Lol same
Me too, but I shouldn't be able to live, really I think I'm being too annoying with the jokes ._.
I did this at my old town's guitar store all the time.
Customers loved me, employees hated me LOL
Customer: "we have a complaint about one of your employees"
Jared: "uke-an't stop me"
“Is Joe here?”
I was expecting “joe mama” but we got *”BanJoe”*
2017 was a simpler time
No, Joe Biden is still in the basement
That sweeping joke timing tho
"Do you have any Gibsons?" "No..." *Gibsons directly behind them*
"But we have Gib-daughters" then the vomit in mouth reaction...
Sterling Guess I was literally about to comment that
No dude those are the Gib-daughters he was talking about
Yeah. That's the joke.
But i was going to say that
“Do you have Gibson’s?” “no”
Gibson’s literally behind him.
Gretch
Do you understand humour at all?
*Psst* That's the joke
r/Wooosh
lol ikr.
7:03 he should’ve said “mind if I join in on your jam session?” As he held up a jar of jelly
How did the guitarist die?
He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck.
Had to do it.
Oh my Goooosh...
Dammit
i like my puns in triplets
Han Emil did u just assume their fender!! The guitarist could be a gib daughter
Lol wut
"I know WATT I'm talking about" that one was really bad like...
It hertz a lot
OMG IM DYING
...get out.
Heh I messed up the even number, I’m like 201 😂😂😂
Oh my gosh
This is just reVOLTing.
"Hello is this a guitar store?"
"NO I AM PATRIC"
I’m pretty sure this is the guitar store
Nah this is squidward 😂
NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!
*I am not a guitar store*
NO THIS IS PATRICK
NoooooooOoooOoo !!! ... This is PATRICK. !!!
1:34 me trying to make friends
I feel ya
me trying to make friends 3:50
Hahaha! "We have special financing. One payment. Right now."
I think Jared's favorite band is PUNtera
GEORGE prot dude, nice try, but that one fell♭(flat)
Don't you ever goof on Pantera.
GEORGE prot do you think you work here
No, he listens to Five Finger Death PUNch
or PUNic! at the Disco.
Ok the “are you shure” was actually hilarious
3:51 Austin says “what happened with my uncle” 😂😂
"Nice Stratocaster."
"Did you just assume my FENDER?!"
You’re of-Fender-ing me
Sorry to of-fender you , hope we can GUILD a better relationship from here
"Its just a joke, pedal down"
*throws the pedal with no second thoughts*
I was waiting for the crash, but heard someone catch it! LOL!
5:54 was so unexpected i actually laughed
*Comes rushing into the playing area, making explosion sounds*
"Dude what's going on?"
"The action is so hiiiigh"
"Gibsons?... noooo, only Gib-Daughters" LMAOOOOOO I lost it at that
Anakin Vader xD
there was gibsons right behind him too XD
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
Why wasn't Anakin ready to have a kid:
He loves to slaughter children
I lost it at the Basement Joke
Same lol
The banana though... that was unexpected
same here mate
"do you have any Gibson's here?"
"No but there are some behind me"😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Well that’s not really the type of recorder I was looking for (whistle) not what would happen (muffled noises) *gags*”
I died at that part😂😂
I think your confused, i think he died at that part, not you.
There just guitar puns, no need to FRET
they're*
Thanks for putting FRET in capitals so we could get the joke.
MS Messiah they're*
I pu it in caps so more people could PICKUP on the joke
I don't get it?
love the puns, now I wanna go use them on Guitar Center employees lol
Netflix: are you still watching
Someone's daughter: 3:51
These dad jokes are so bad they're funny. Just like real ones.
I would’ve genuinely laughed at his jokes.
So would I
@Second Birth yo tambien me conozco
@Second Birth google translate is crap sorry i meant 'I know,me too'
Dad jokes are >>>>>
Same tho
I actually laughed at "We had to ban Joe"
Zach Kent "don't lose your head over it" got me pretty good
The "half off" really made me laugh
Zach Kent Same
same
Duncan Wright has a.9CPhc,
“Hey does joe work here?”
My brain: Don’t do it.
DONT DO IT!
Me:JOE MAMA!
Finally a man of culture.
The Cable Guy: Guitar Store Edition
Starring Jim Carrey, Jared Dines, and many other famed comedians!
the pause for the broom... yes
I laughed a lot more than I should have at the strandberg joke lol
i lost my shit at that one!
Haha ikr
Yeah that one was actually pretty good.
-googles what strandberg means-
....people make headless guitars???
Hoshi Hearts They're beautiful guitars, when I one day have some spare cash I'll get one :D
"we have some gib daughters"
random dude: *gags*
What’s the difference between a guitarist and a refrigerator?
Answer: The refrigerator can actually feed a family
Oof
dude
But who can find the g spot?
Is this the Guitar Store?
NO, THIS IS JARED!!!!!!!
No, this is Patrick
He's not a guitar store.
UHHHHH LEMME CHECK
Metallic Umbreon No, this is Patrick
I put your likes up to 666. Your welcome
I expected a lot of drop D (D A D) jokes to be here, but... it was something i wasn't beware of
Or jokes about Disneyland After Dark...
“I have nothing to GAIN from lying to you”
I was not expecting character development in a skit. This is "low key" brilliant
NO YOU DIDNT-
@@whydoesthisexist4820 YES
God i could totally relate to this. Ever since becoming a dad i've been like this literally, corny jokes nobody else laughs about but me hahaha
yeam man
Herri Hernal im like this........ and im 16.... i have no friends.......
TheMinersMinors
That's also describes me perfectly wtf i thought i was the only one
This is the best kind of humor if you ask me.
Content 69 I do them just to see how far I can go with them to piss off the few friends I have
Jared's videos aren't really my cup of tea but that recorder bit where he slowly inserted it into that guys mouth and he just kept talking was gold.
"Oh this is a silly little video, I'll just watch it real quick."
*checks video length*
"Oh Jesus lord..."
2:25 it sounds like he’s playing pray for plagues
What is a guitarists favorite car
Pickup.....
Tobias Thats not a car it’s a truck so the pun kinda doesn’t work XD
Shadow/ /Games and Vlogs
Its also not a cat
Eric A. DAMNIT I hate typos XD
Shadow/ /Games and Vlogs
They suck
A fender
I sat through 9 minutes and 22 seconds of bad Dad guitar jokes...
and lived.
guy :do you have any gibsons here
jared: no
litterly gibson in the back ground
*Psst* That's the joke
No that’s a off brand one
when he said “i just picked your nose” i heard myself say
“shut up, just, shut up”
The shure one was good.
For Shure.
You. I like you.
Well that's reas-Shure-ing
Please stop.
Lautaro Emanuel Galán Cid are you Shure you want them to?
give me bloopers noooow!!!!!!!
yea, bloopers! bloopers!
I confess... the double whammy got me...
8:48 I wanted him to pun really bad!
He should've done an " A minor" pun...get it?...
Reese Dalton those puns were so flat♭, dude should be under a rest (arrest). I was expecting him to get in treble. 🎼
Reese Dalton yah
Thats pretty good
don't take offense but I wanted to slap you after the 5th pun
It's intentional
TRIVIUT \m/
Yeah SLAP him like what you do with the bass
Hahaha that is the best name I've ever seen
Heh That's what Flea said!
If I wasn't so awkward and my local store had a guy like this, he would be my favorite employee.
A customer once asked me where the moving blankets were.
"Actually sir, you have to move them yourself."
I'll see myself out.
What did the Guitar say to Jared
Pick on someone your own size
Brandon Garcia this made my fucking day 😂😂😂😂
Headlines: guitar convinces drummer to start playing bass
Brandon Garcia Why Do You Capitalize Every First Letter
Brandon Garcia, BURN JARED, BURN!!
Tyler Peters Idk It's Just Something I Do. It's Weird.
"ban joe" jesus :')
MoxxiOmegle Gsus Christ all these puns are bad
He snuck a ukulele joke in there too....
*Ben Joe
I laughed so hard! I can't wait to tell those jokes to my children.
1:48 is hilarious
I thought he actually threw the pedal at first.
@3:00 I started tearing up in laughter! "Lot of A-PEAL!"
Geoffrey Breedwell that banana costume
ohh man that Strandberg pun was a deep cut lmao
John Garcia strandbergs don't have headstocks on them :p therefore "don't lose your head over it"
IAmDitzy oh god u too
i couldn't STRAND it
Axe-actly!
LMFAOO the Capo Man is my favorite! That was so creative and clever
0:44 “do you guys have any Gibson’s” he says as the the Gibsons are literally behind him
JESUS CHRIST IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
I NOTICED IT TOO
This is so dumb but so hilarious I love it!! 😂
Jared" it's not about uke"
Me( a ukulele player): "FINALLYYY!!!"
0:48 The best noise ever
Wow, this video really resonated with me, its like it was Taylor made, it really struck a chord, they really dialled in the comedy, you can really tele, I can't seem to switch off these puns, it's really pushing my buttons, now I'm feeling like a knob, I need to stop jacking these jokes before people think I'm a nut, I'm trying to not fret about it, I can't tune them out of my head, they are really amping up, they are starting to blend in with my thoughts, I'm trying to tone it down but now it's all fuzzy and distorted, it's getting harder to bridge the gap, it's giving me the blues, I keep slapping myself for letting it get this bad, the scale of it is really getting to me, hopefully I can drum up some support for my pun disorder, and hopefully someone can find The Cure for my odd case, and stop the chorus of puns going through me, and then I might be able to fret less
omg
Do you work at guitar store?
I'm going to use this the first chance I get.
*facepalm*
Good Christ theres 28
Don't like dad jokes about guitar? Don't fret, you didn't have to pic this video and watch it. But don't worry, I don't mean to treble you at all, input your feedback in the comments. Thank you, I'll be here all night
I want to die
Will you meet gsus then if you go to heaven?
bASED I sure hope. Hey? Have you ever gone out to drink with a minor? They are always so #
Aku2Dimensional Roses are red, I like to eat fruit, honey? Where's my super suit?
***** ayy
I like how they made the guitar experience real. I always go to one and I’m suddenly looking at everything
3:49 he just shoves a recorder in the poor man's mouth and he takes 2 years to respond🤣
The best joke in this vid was, at 2:46, the: "Hey man, I know you're busy."
"it's not all about uke"
**uke pops out of nowhere**
ok that one was really funny
Customer:
Pinch me
Cashier:
*pinches customer*
Customer:
Hey the strings 😂
"Why are you wearing that cape-oh…" 😂👏🏽
We need a blooper reel. There's no way you guys got these in one shot lmfao
A Fenderbendertenderlendersenderpenderspenderslendergenderstander?
For some reason the "You can split it!" Got me
i laughed way more than i should have at "gib-daughters"
This is totally me, I work at a music store and I love doing this to people
Liam Brown it makes it so awkward...
I know, but it's so entertaining I can't help it. I don't do it all the time, don't want it to get boring
Last time i was so early, Suicide Silence was still good.
Tobias Huber tee hee
You're not early, you're on time.
Tobias Huber tee hee
Tobias Huber so you've never been early?
Tobias Huber _Tee-hee_
“Someone’s got a small case of the grumpies” I’m in tears
I love how everyone seems genuinely uncomfortable
it’s the office
When he shoved the recorder in his mouth XD
A woman beats her husband to death with his guitar collection, when she goes to court the judge says "first offender?" and she responds with "no, first a Gibson, then a Fender"
My guy in the white hat was not having any of it 😂
" Are you *sure*? " killed me 😂
strandberg... don't lose your head over... AHAHAHAH
I laughed the most at the "one payment, right now" financing.
Dude, If there was a music store like this IRL I'd never leave.
..'.man can you just leave me alone?' XD ...cold, dude.
8:11 I'd buy it just for the fret board
One time I was at guitar center talking with an employee about an older guitar I own and about how its fretboard was worn to shit.
When I asked him if he thought the damage warranted replacing any of the frets he stopped, looked at me, and said "I wouldn't fret about it"
We keep all those in the bassment
"hey man, do you have any gibsons?"
"no, man"
*gibsons literally behind them*