ANNOYING THINGS DRUMMERS DEAL WITH

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  • @thisisme2601
    @thisisme2601 4 роки тому +2003

    *tuning drumset*
    "I don't even know what I'm doing..."
    that's way too real

  • @teeth5640
    @teeth5640 5 років тому +9264

    What about resisting the urge to play while guitarists are tuning

  • @schmeegrrz
    @schmeegrrz 4 роки тому +1454

    *a confused bassist has entered the chat*

    • @jonnypayne598
      @jonnypayne598 4 роки тому +19

      Davie is NOT impressed!

    • @pumpkinpie1435
      @pumpkinpie1435 4 роки тому +30

      *a confused guitarist has entered the chat*

    • @saltymoxi9026
      @saltymoxi9026 4 роки тому +35

      A very very extremely confused violinist has entered the chat

    • @MrHardGod
      @MrHardGod 4 роки тому +33

      I'm sorry, i didn't hear you enter the chat

    • @spacecomma218
      @spacecomma218 4 роки тому +1

      Me too bro

  • @unofficial_slash4541
    @unofficial_slash4541 4 роки тому +3853

    Don't forget the constant tapping anywhere and everywhere you go cause you have that one beat stuck in your head.
    Edit: This can also be confused for people with ADHD. Myself included. If you're a drummer and have ADHD.... Yikes. 😬😂

  • @janesmith3206
    @janesmith3206 5 років тому +4142

    hitting your finger with your other drum stick while playing.

    • @jasmine5038
      @jasmine5038 5 років тому +97

      TheDepressedPeiceOfSwissCheese it feels like my finger snapped in half when that happens

    • @jasmine5038
      @jasmine5038 5 років тому +8

      @jsakldjflasjd wow, did you really go out of your way for this?

    • @quanahriddle3065
      @quanahriddle3065 5 років тому +12

      Or your legs

    • @jasmine5038
      @jasmine5038 5 років тому

      @jsakldjflasjd just with all those emojis it looked like you were mocking me or smthn

    • @T4cticalBruh
      @T4cticalBruh 5 років тому

      Ahhhhhh it hurts

  • @ninjastah
    @ninjastah 5 років тому +1453

    When you miss the cymbal after an awesome drum fill... THE PAAAAIIINNN!!!! THE EMBARRASSMENT!!!! THE FAIL!!!!!!

    • @marlonmunoz227
      @marlonmunoz227 4 роки тому +16

      Bruh I hate it when that happens............ALOT!!!!!!!!

    • @humbleonionn
      @humbleonionn 4 роки тому +12

      The immense remorse

    • @tommytomatoes
      @tommytomatoes 4 роки тому +3

      So facts

    • @vinnycaruso1166
      @vinnycaruso1166 4 роки тому +13

      I hate when you miss the symbol and hit the sticks together😕

    • @lucyicanel
      @lucyicanel 4 роки тому

      HECK YA! ALL THE TIME!

  • @baja_blast_
    @baja_blast_ 4 роки тому +1908

    Don’t forget when people say “dRuMmInG iS jUsT hItTiNg ThInGs.” or “dRuMmInG iS eAsY”.

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 4 роки тому +93

      Yeah nobody says that. If they do why do you take them seriously, because they have obviously never tried.

    • @gabifrancis7414
      @gabifrancis7414 4 роки тому +50

      I have heard people say that to me and I just show them drum solos from a lot of my favorite drummers and tell them the story about a drummer not being able to lift his arms after a very long tour.

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 роки тому +22

      Well it really depends on what you play. Like, if I play the White Stripes, it’s just a kick.

    • @CB65810
      @CB65810 4 роки тому +38

      There’s always some meathead who thinks he can just walk up and drum

    • @Trisiee_
      @Trisiee_ 4 роки тому +8

      Dasia Doge i had somebody who told me that play the drums themselfes bit within 2 secons the asked me how they needed to start

  • @djsalad5752
    @djsalad5752 4 роки тому +749

    I believe that drums are actually the most physically painful instrument

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 4 роки тому +180

      You've clearly never used a triangle

    • @SuperMisteryMan01
      @SuperMisteryMan01 3 роки тому +75

      Bass is really hard on your fingers
      Them some thicccc strings
      Hard to imagine playing a whole set but such an amazing instrument

    • @judea.hstyles7078
      @judea.hstyles7078 3 роки тому +3

      Absolutely yes

    • @THELORDOFMILK
      @THELORDOFMILK 3 роки тому +54

      @@Drummerboi_2002 any instrument can be easy or hard. It depends in how you play it or what style you play. But yeah bass is easier than drums to me cause I'm dumb.

    • @lancesvensson1703
      @lancesvensson1703 3 роки тому +13

      Wait till he finds out about the maracas

  • @Fr3akymet4l
    @Fr3akymet4l 7 років тому +1903

    You forgot that annoying drummer friend who shatters your whole kit to death every time he gets behind it.

    • @BraydenTabakian
      @BraydenTabakian 7 років тому +4

      Fr3akymet4l 😂yes!!

    • @charldaughter
      @charldaughter 7 років тому +34

      The only time my 21" ride wobbles like a thin crash is when one of these friends come over to jam lmao

    • @DavidNwokoye
      @DavidNwokoye 7 років тому +6

      he forgot fidget spinner drums.

    • @Fr3akymet4l
      @Fr3akymet4l 7 років тому +2

      :D

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 7 років тому +4

      Fr3akymet4l And keeps bumping into / moving your fan while you're trying to play.

  • @pastap21
    @pastap21 3 роки тому +512

    Watching other drummers
    "I can do that!"
    1 attempt later
    "OK, never mind"

    • @mostbest7506
      @mostbest7506 3 роки тому +3

      hello hello hello how low hello hello hello how low hello hello hello how
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    • @Raven-bg6vl
      @Raven-bg6vl 3 роки тому +6

      @@mostbest7506 with the lights out is less dangerous

    • @unamed7884
      @unamed7884 3 роки тому +6

      @@Raven-bg6vl here we are now! Entertain us!

    • @kinggeorgeiii7515
      @kinggeorgeiii7515 3 роки тому +6

      Jessica Cobain I feel stupid, and contagious

    • @castlecrasherproductions6074
      @castlecrasherproductions6074 2 роки тому +1

      @@kinggeorgeiii7515 here we are now. ENTERTAIN US!

  • @kainpwnsu
    @kainpwnsu 4 роки тому +734

    K, non-drummers, listen here: Never ever, ever, never ever ever never touch a set. You move that Tom 1mm and you're gonna plow a stick through the head.

    • @fiercecheese1003
      @fiercecheese1003 4 роки тому +5

      Have any tips for drumming?

    • @kainpwnsu
      @kainpwnsu 4 роки тому +59

      @@fiercecheese1003 1. Practice.
      2. Don't be embarrassed when starting out and you sound terrible. If you have the means, you can get an electric set that is much quieter.
      3. Practice. The more you know your kit, the better you'll play. It's like playing scales on other instruments: know where you're going to get the sound you want an you'll play more effortlessly and Sound better. Good sticks are also important.
      4. Less is more: keeping your kit simple means it's easier to set up and break down.

    • @fiercecheese1003
      @fiercecheese1003 4 роки тому +4

      @@kainpwnsu thanks!

    • @lucyicanel
      @lucyicanel 4 роки тому +19

      I will poke your eyes out with my sticks if you move or touch my drum set at all.

    • @thornthornthorne4531
      @thornthornthorne4531 4 роки тому

      I think we got that hint from the video, wise guy.

  • @ghostlite15
    @ghostlite15 4 роки тому +2037

    Me: "hey guys let's jam!"
    Guitarist: *preparing to play Smoke on the water for the 70th time*
    Bassist: *preparing to play Seven Nation Army for the 100th time*

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 4 роки тому +59

      FeelsBadMan :( Tell them no more jam sessions til they learn *Painkiller* ;-)

    • @JooJPC
      @JooJPC 4 роки тому +24

      @Troy Staunton actually there is bass, although it's "simulated" (and that's why 7 nation army sucks live)

    • @sleepyancient6655
      @sleepyancient6655 4 роки тому +24

      @@JooJPC Actually, no. It's an electric guitar dropped an octave (need to do that electronically).

    • @tonyknievel2223
      @tonyknievel2223 4 роки тому +3

      What would "drummer" prepare to play if they were all at that level in the band?😬

    • @JooJPC
      @JooJPC 4 роки тому +2

      @@sleepyancient6655 yeah, thank you, I meant the "bass sound", also that means he can't play it live unless he prerecords it, you get the point

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler 7 років тому +2496

    "why do I have to use a stupid metronome?! I'M THE DRUMMER, I SET THE TEMPO!"

    • @Pratt-zp5mr
      @Pratt-zp5mr 7 років тому +7

      uh oh... :-)

    • @N3rdZon3
      @N3rdZon3 6 років тому +59

      Well, as a huge My chemical Romance Fan I can exactly tell you why you have to fucking use a metronome

    • @Alex-pi8sh
      @Alex-pi8sh 6 років тому +8

      Nice fedora lmao

    • @isaiahr.507
      @isaiahr.507 6 років тому +14

      the base guitar keeps the tempo in rock music and the drummer just defines the genre

    • @MiguelLopez-ue3mv
      @MiguelLopez-ue3mv 6 років тому +5

      Yes that's true in Jazz as well. The bass keeps the tempo.

  • @ethanthiele9284
    @ethanthiele9284 5 років тому +1155

    I don't even play drums why am I here? At least I'm gaining insight to what the other side of the universe is like.

    • @cherrypopbaybe
      @cherrypopbaybe 4 роки тому +20

      Ethan Thiele ME TOO BRUV iv got deadass no experience playing drums but i plan to tho

    • @GC-zm6je
      @GC-zm6je 4 роки тому +5

      I can play if someone really needed me too but I’m not like actually trained

    • @unkowngamer_946
      @unkowngamer_946 4 роки тому +6

      Ik u made this comment like 4 months ago but let me tell u, it’s a dark universe, full of hard multitasking that looks easy when it’s not, afraid of being annoying, and other stuff.

    • @nikki1339
      @nikki1339 4 роки тому +2

      I’m here seeing what the troubles will be when I start

    • @ivenalanko2462
      @ivenalanko2462 4 роки тому

      @Benji the Mango yep. struggles

  • @potatoghost2299
    @potatoghost2299 4 роки тому +588

    What about when you’re playing to a song and you play louder than the song and you lose the tempo and you stop playing and just sit there for a minute trying to get the tempo back?
    Is that just me?

    • @tito_nb
      @tito_nb 4 роки тому +5

      Me too every now and then lol

    • @vexbanearamori7224
      @vexbanearamori7224 4 роки тому +12

      *stops playing.........*adjusts volume*...................*plays for 10 seconds until it happens again*
      6:09

    • @superjanembaishappy5512
      @superjanembaishappy5512 3 роки тому +8

      @LlquidSauce It's a fine balance between hitting like a wet noodle or a brick of cement. Though must drummers hit like a brick.

    • @superjanembaishappy5512
      @superjanembaishappy5512 3 роки тому

      @LlquidSauce I know. Did it sound offensive?

    • @steoff
      @steoff 3 роки тому +6

      To be fair, drummers lead the tempo

  • @samuelkelly5061
    @samuelkelly5061 4 роки тому +526

    “Heavy Russian Accent” who touched my drums

  • @xyu2198
    @xyu2198 5 років тому +1619

    You forgot when a non-drummer plays your drums and plays the toms thinking it’s the snare

    • @bloompey2213
      @bloompey2213 5 років тому +153

      Deformed Elephant and the typical asshole who thinks he/she can play better than you when she/he doesnt know what a hi-hat is, plays randomly and then says its a solo

    • @doublevizzion
      @doublevizzion 5 років тому +48

      When they have no clue and doesn’t cross arms when playing basic hihat snare

    • @bloompey2213
      @bloompey2213 5 років тому +7

      Cffx 45 not every person has to be like you, dumbass

    • @batmanthemightiestavenger9129
      @batmanthemightiestavenger9129 5 років тому +10

      @@doublevizzion how can one even play basic hi-hat snare without crossing their arms??

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 років тому +3

      doublevision How do you not cross your arms? My drum teacher literally taught me that on our 4th day. I now need to know how you play without crossing your arms.

  • @shivtekoriginal
    @shivtekoriginal 7 років тому +3109

    My main issue is having those days where i straight up cannot drum. Nothing I play sounds good, and then i just feel put off of playing for ages.

    • @dc33c
      @dc33c 7 років тому +25

      Shivam D same

    • @dc33c
      @dc33c 7 років тому +32

      Shivam D also when i have bad day to play i always drop my drum sticks all the time

    • @ThePlanemadness
      @ThePlanemadness 7 років тому +34

      Shivam D Mine too! I drop my sticks all the time, can't play double bass at all. Everything just fails.

    • @uberkid100
      @uberkid100 7 років тому +102

      So basically every day for Lars

    • @lilpump0151
      @lilpump0151 7 років тому +5

      Shivam D wtf are you my clone?

  • @marv5078
    @marv5078 4 роки тому +266

    "I'm not making it up! A drummer can't hit the Snare, crash, high tomb and floor tomb at the same time dude!!" Haha

    • @tonyknievel2223
      @tonyknievel2223 4 роки тому

      I dont know about that one.. They wouldn't notice anyways 😬

    • @kaiser7695
      @kaiser7695 4 роки тому +7

      I as a guitarist am guilty of this

    • @soup8451
      @soup8451 3 роки тому

      Bayleigh Jensen She’s a great drummer but she doesn’t have 4 arms.

    • @justanobody8010
      @justanobody8010 3 роки тому

      Im just guitarist and drummer and singer

    • @scarvengermusic7909
      @scarvengermusic7909 3 роки тому

      When a non-drummer wrote your drum part!

  • @p0werwind0ws58
    @p0werwind0ws58 4 роки тому +233

    when you feeling the beat then mess up the tempo with a fill.

  • @whatsupmate7883
    @whatsupmate7883 5 років тому +2482

    When guitarist write you’re drum part
    “ how do you do a C sharp on drums? “

    • @GNVS300
      @GNVS300 5 років тому +25

      XD Best comment yet

    • @SternLX
      @SternLX 5 років тому +42

      @S Albro Actually drum heads can be tuned to a natural harmonic note. Not a distinct note per se. But it's possible to tune them to specific harmonics. Go search Harmonic Hardpan some time for an extreme example of a tuned percussion instrument.

    • @micahharford7088
      @micahharford7088 5 років тому +111

      *calls guitarist*
      Drummer: hey
      Guitarist: yeah?
      Drummer: umm... yeah remember how you wrote my part?
      Guitarist: yeah, is something wrong?
      Drummer: yeah uhm....
      *GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION ON WHY IT SAYS C-SHARP?*
      Guitarist: what do you mean?
      Drummer: *YOU CANT PLAY A C-SHARP ON A KIT GOD DANGIT*
      Guitarist: yeah, you can.
      Drummer: *YOU SEE STRINGS ON THIS KIT BOY!?!?!?!*

    • @admiralbacon6116
      @admiralbacon6116 5 років тому +5

      Wé dont do c Sharp

    • @gustavrosengren6605
      @gustavrosengren6605 5 років тому +2

      Stoopied ignorant guitarists

  • @ooey6283
    @ooey6283 5 років тому +493

    5:58 I think no matter what instrument you play that's always how you feel watching others play.

    • @adrianschoensted1667
      @adrianschoensted1667 5 років тому +24

      Couldn't agree more, i would even say it's worse for guitarists and singers as they are the most showcased.

    • @destrobe4290
      @destrobe4290 4 роки тому +4

      Adrian Schoensted Agreed, I recently started playing guitar and watching others playing better just made me feel like shite lol, but I try not to give up.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 4 роки тому +7

      Screw it. There's always gonna be someone better than you. There's exactly one person you're in direct competition with: You yourself, from 6 months ago. Are you better than that guy? Awesome!
      If you're not, start practicing, you lazy fuck!

    • @josteinv.jordet257
      @josteinv.jordet257 4 роки тому +2

      Couldn't disagree more, i only get inspred by watching other musicians that are better than me.

  • @drummer1378
    @drummer1378 4 роки тому +162

    Music teacher: Everyone take it from line 15!
    Me: What is line 15?
    *Band starts playing and I'm there trying to figure out what I play on that part*

    • @fairlyathleticquail9641
      @fairlyathleticquail9641 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao felt that

    • @drummer1378
      @drummer1378 4 роки тому +17

      @@fairlyathleticquail9641 I think most drummers do. It's a pain sometimes when it's a new song or the drummer was out for a day and we are suppose to know it.

    • @nobodylol6494
      @nobodylol6494 3 роки тому +1

      I'm not even a drummer and I felt that...Inever listened to my teacher and now...I got kicked out lmao

    • @drummer1378
      @drummer1378 3 роки тому

      @@nobodylol6494 lol which instrument did you use to play?

    • @trustnugget280
      @trustnugget280 3 роки тому +1

      Always! I kind of know the song but when playing by ear I don't have any idea where what part of the song is.

  • @bentbliley
    @bentbliley 4 роки тому +126

    The two things you can’t tune… a fish and a drum set.

    • @johnbush5347
      @johnbush5347 3 роки тому

      Drums actually can be tuned there's a little key that you use to tune them

    • @bentbliley
      @bentbliley 3 роки тому +3

      @@johnbush5347 did you… did you watch the video? it’s fine if you haven’t yet but i wanna know the truth.
      like, i’m a drummer. i’ve experienced practically all of the things in this video, wouldn’t have clicked on it otherwise. mansplaining only gets you so far, john bush.

    • @peoplelegend8476
      @peoplelegend8476 2 роки тому

      @@bentbliley just r/wooosh 'em and watch them piss their pants in a fit of rage

    • @bob-vf8mw
      @bob-vf8mw 2 роки тому +3

      you can actually tune a bass
      terrible joke, I know

    • @bentbliley
      @bentbliley 2 роки тому +1

      bob… that was amazing, lol.

  • @chadangeles3856
    @chadangeles3856 5 років тому +3424

    afraid of disturbing the neighbors

    • @Xr1c3bow1X
      @Xr1c3bow1X 5 років тому +100

      Very relatable. Especially when you’re living in an apartment.

    • @liamwallace6834
      @liamwallace6834 5 років тому +66

      @@Xr1c3bow1X yeah I live in an apartment and I play on electric drums so all they here is me stomping on their roof cuz of the bass drum

    • @jamieharr4459
      @jamieharr4459 5 років тому +55

      I have found with new neighbors I just let it rip. Better to ask for forgiveness than beg for permission. Most of my neighbors have enjoyed my playing. It definitely helps that I'm more of a melodic player with a tasty style. The ones that haven't liked it have never complained. That's because I'm a good neighbor. Be good play good and the world is yours my friend.

    • @quanahriddle3065
      @quanahriddle3065 5 років тому +22

      Screw the neighbors

    • @lvmhr
      @lvmhr 5 років тому +15

      they should be afraid of u

  • @seniorvelez7427
    @seniorvelez7427 4 роки тому +542

    When it said “watching other drummers” I felt that....

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 4 роки тому +2

      I'm in the middle of learning Dance of Eternity right now, I want to die

    • @personman2957
      @personman2957 3 роки тому

      @spartin squid good luck I've been trying to learn Manipulation Of Tragedy by Seputura

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 3 роки тому +1

      personman 2 Oh god, god speed man lets both try and get it within the next century.

    • @personman2957
      @personman2957 3 роки тому

      Spartin Squid well I can try but give 2 centuries just to be safe cause this part at 2:06 is impossible to me rn

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 3 роки тому +3

      personman 2 Once you do it you’ll feel like a legend though, even though it took you months and the actual drummer can do it casually, and just like that I’ve lost my motivation. Isn’t being a drummer fun!

  • @alex.l9538
    @alex.l9538 4 роки тому +383

    How about hitting the edge of the drum when you are playing a song?
    Just me okay

    • @jalthealusdavis8762
      @jalthealusdavis8762 4 роки тому +6

      Happens to me too. You are not alone.

    • @lucyicanel
      @lucyicanel 4 роки тому +21

      I also hit my stick with my other stick.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 4 роки тому +1

      I tried to do percussion for one year and this happened all the time. I hurt myself a lot too. My teacher wasn't very good except with the veterans :/

    • @pickerplayer476
      @pickerplayer476 3 роки тому +7

      Sometimes, your fingers become the sticks.
      Then life gets very painful, very fast.

    • @alex.l9538
      @alex.l9538 3 роки тому

      @PickerPlayer4 yes especially when your finger decides to brake like that one time I was smashing the drum kit and my drum stick flew out my hand and got replaced with my finger. It hurts like hell.

  • @rileybridgeman1064
    @rileybridgeman1064 4 роки тому +168

    Ya missed a few;
    The guitarist that thinks that they can play
    Trying to learn a song by watching a cooper drummer video(no offence)
    Snapping sticks
    Getting shot at by they neighbours with a BB gun
    Getting in trouble for being to loud
    Other drummers
    Other instrumentalists that think that they should be heard more
    Just to name a few..

    • @kdkgamerman5296
      @kdkgamerman5296 3 роки тому +2

      Damn right my guy

    • @Bane_Cat
      @Bane_Cat 3 роки тому

      Watching Cooper had destroyed my will to drum on multiple occasions

    • @gavincann8543
      @gavincann8543 3 роки тому

      Yeah, cooper drummer has put me down with all the fills and tricks.

  • @rrocc
    @rrocc 5 років тому +2034

    you frogot the annoying brother/sister/cousin that wants to play the drums but you said no and they start crying and you have no other option than to let them play and then they scratch and damages you drum set

    • @ezekielpantoja7573
      @ezekielpantoja7573 5 років тому +75

      I know right like my annoying cousin Eric cracked my crash and it was $79 to repair

    • @jakethesnak3dog354
      @jakethesnak3dog354 5 років тому +27

      Reminds me of step brothers

    • @hebrhebrbdh1545
      @hebrhebrbdh1545 5 років тому +22

      ROCK SOLID one of my cousins broke my guitar neck

    • @jobmeyer4442
      @jobmeyer4442 5 років тому +30

      Everytime my younger cousins come over they go downstairs without me knowing and all of a sudden I hear a bunch of loud off-beat banging and a loud unclosed hi hat. Then I come downstairs to tell them to get away from my kit, and I see them holding the sticks by the tip 😂 it's so frustrating

    • @guitarguy7847
      @guitarguy7847 4 роки тому +3

      I’m begging for subs So give me them oh shit!

  • @thomasegner6111
    @thomasegner6111 6 років тому +731

    I hate drumming to music when my drums are loader than the music and I can't hear what I'm listening to

    • @fizzyfran2886
      @fizzyfran2886 5 років тому +5

      I feel u bro

    • @MigzMigz35
      @MigzMigz35 5 років тому +4

      OMG YES!!!

    • @mordykinz4228
      @mordykinz4228 5 років тому +13

      You can get noise cancelling headphones that you can plug into a phone or Ipod.

    • @xYottabyte
      @xYottabyte 5 років тому +8

      @@mordykinz4228 then if you can't hear your drums, what now?

    • @mordykinz4228
      @mordykinz4228 5 років тому +5

      @@xYottabyte I play with them all the time. If I have that problem then I just turn down the music. They're made for playing with music while drumming.

  • @GibusLesPaul69420
    @GibusLesPaul69420 4 роки тому +71

    The one thing that annoys me most is someone touching my drum set and leg cramps cuz they mess me up in the middle of practice with the others or a song

    • @tito_nb
      @tito_nb 4 роки тому +2

      For real? I personally dont mind that, I really hate it when I drop my sticks in the middle of playing something 😂

    • @pax_9365
      @pax_9365 3 роки тому +5

      @@tito_nb I agree with the stick part, but Echo totally right. When someone touched my drums it pisses me really off cause then I'm sitting there for an hour trying to get it normal instead of playing.

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 3 роки тому +3

      @@pax_9365 ironically your name means peace in Latin...

    • @johnbush5347
      @johnbush5347 3 роки тому +1

      @@pax_9365 I don't mind my drums being messed with half as much as I hate people messing with the tuning on my guitars

  • @nathenhendricks1363
    @nathenhendricks1363 4 роки тому +74

    "Take the glasses off? You see how dope I look in this? Shoooooot..." *Proceeds to miss every drum...*

  • @Pirelli913
    @Pirelli913 5 років тому +1511

    I once completely missed my hi-hat on the down stroke and hit myself in the nuts.
    Also, that last one is me watching your videos.

    • @tony_______
      @tony_______ 4 роки тому +17

      Pirelli913 I can have kids now because of doing that so many times

    • @tony_______
      @tony_______ 4 роки тому +29

      Pirelli913 cant

    • @satanickatnip1940
      @satanickatnip1940 4 роки тому +11

      yeesh thats really unfortunate bro XD

    • @PFCAutostart
      @PFCAutostart 4 роки тому +8

      @@satanickatnip1940 Depends on how ya look at it lol.

    • @harry-fe7zh
      @harry-fe7zh 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha lol

  • @bramboereboom1190
    @bramboereboom1190 7 років тому +832

    Having the bass drum move during a gig

    • @dxb8086
      @dxb8086 6 років тому +9

      A stage normally has a rough flooring. If not, use a rug.

    • @franiannotta
      @franiannotta 6 років тому +9

      Bram Boereboom I put a rug under it

    • @insidmal
      @insidmal 6 років тому +38

      for me it's when the peddle isn't clamped down tight enough and the damn thing starts to turn sideways on me lol

    • @TerrellTJD
      @TerrellTJD 6 років тому +1

      I hate that so much

    • @ninjajon66
      @ninjajon66 6 років тому +1

      John Bell SAME!!!!

  • @Wolfythereviewer
    @Wolfythereviewer 4 роки тому +49

    The "you're just standing there" has real mental break energy.

  • @williamnolan6214
    @williamnolan6214 3 роки тому +31

    Can we appreciate the fact that Jared tore down and set back up the drums for a 30 second joke in a video

  • @Sushi-ck8ss
    @Sushi-ck8ss 7 років тому +397

    6:01 im a drummer watching a drummer watch a drummer.... quoi?

  • @JarblinskiAcrapony
    @JarblinskiAcrapony 5 років тому +1388

    You forgot hitting your leg with the drum sticks while your playing

    • @mordykinz4228
      @mordykinz4228 5 років тому +46

      I hit myself it the face while playing sometimes

    • @JarblinskiAcrapony
      @JarblinskiAcrapony 5 років тому +6

      @@mordykinz4228 same lol I hit my eye once

    • @freeds6601
      @freeds6601 5 років тому +3

      PeAnut_ ButTer That is so annoying... I also somehow managed to hit my collarbone

    • @agisg4077
      @agisg4077 5 років тому +2

      What about hitting your balls when the stick slips backwards in your hand? Happened to me twice, once during a performance, pretty hard to play it off as nothing.

    • @liamwallace6834
      @liamwallace6834 5 років тому +3

      PeAnut_ ButTer especially when you get a new drum kit and can’t find the right height for the snare

  • @quacksinfemale3681
    @quacksinfemale3681 4 роки тому +82

    at my school, theres a band and in a pep rally the drummer went so hard he broke his drumstick.

    • @WolfPackAlpha-sn2sw
      @WolfPackAlpha-sn2sw 4 роки тому +13

      Lol it's surprisingly easy. I've hit rimshots perfectly to fracture sticks fresh from the store.

    • @nicktendo69lmao99
      @nicktendo69lmao99 4 роки тому

      Quacks In female I have a few drum sticks so basicly I know what brands to buy for sticks

    • @sc4r3cr0wz
      @sc4r3cr0wz 4 роки тому +2

      one time at school we were practicing our drumming, and i accidentally broke a stick, and so this one dumbass in my class tried to tape it back together 😂😂 like it wasn’t even duct tape, i’m pretty sure it was scotch tape 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @Caderic
      @Caderic 4 роки тому

      Cool story bro.

    • @johnbush5347
      @johnbush5347 3 роки тому

      @Shaggy Rodgers I put electrical tape on my sticks gives a better grip n no splinters

  • @gazelle1467
    @gazelle1467 4 роки тому +63

    Did you miss "Breaking every single drumstick you come across" or am I just that bad of a drummer?

    • @WolfPackAlpha-sn2sw
      @WolfPackAlpha-sn2sw 4 роки тому +5

      Lol. My sticks somehow last me years at a time. And when I finally get a new pair my sticks are noticeably lighter than when I first got them.
      I'm fucking brutal on the hi-hat....

    • @chudis344
      @chudis344 4 роки тому +1

      You’re probably playing with the grain facing the walls, play with the grain of the sticks facing the floor and they will break less often. Also I use los Cabos sticks and they are incredibly durable

    • @Mtab2260
      @Mtab2260 4 роки тому +1

      WolfPack Alpha2025 a year?! I have gotten 2 VIC FIRTH 5a’s since Halloween and for the passed month and a half I’ve been using one 5a and one 7a from when I was in 3rd grade percussion.

    • @Pyrochazm
      @Pyrochazm 3 роки тому

      Check the angle of your cymbals. You might be catching too much of the edge with each stroke.

    • @jigglywigglywoo27
      @jigglywigglywoo27 3 роки тому

      I used to do that but the sticks i have now are extremely sturdy for some reason

  • @The8BitDrummer
    @The8BitDrummer 6 років тому +2107

    Truth

  • @fernandavegayanez
    @fernandavegayanez 5 років тому +346

    “I’m the drummer, I set the tempo” HAHAHAH me af

    • @feliperoa5821
      @feliperoa5821 4 роки тому +1

      Not quite my tempo

    • @hoosiernative9668
      @hoosiernative9668 4 роки тому

      I do this at church all the time and since I'm the most experienced musician they always play to the tempo I set 😂

  • @szymondudzinski6661
    @szymondudzinski6661 3 роки тому +14

    "screw this, I'm playing rock" LMAO

  • @Inzenzeofficial
    @Inzenzeofficial 4 роки тому +14

    4:30 I'm the drummer I set the tempo, Best line ever XD

  • @gustavrosengren6605
    @gustavrosengren6605 5 років тому +1063

    Nailing a awesome build-up and bloody miss the cymbal when the drop comes

    • @halibelboy1746
      @halibelboy1746 5 років тому +11

      ACDC guns'n'roses ramones motörhead YES IT HAD TO BE SAID

    • @cubzrulz
      @cubzrulz 5 років тому +9

      Damn if this hasn't happened to me

    • @yeetotaquito4635
      @yeetotaquito4635 5 років тому +25

      Bro I was playing a show and did a mega fast Tom drum roll and missed the crash and all the guitar players turned around like “👺

    • @Hsel-lc1wt
      @Hsel-lc1wt 5 років тому +12

      The WORST! Especially when there's another drummer in the crowd, and you just KNOW they saw you...

    • @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576
      @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576 4 роки тому +2

      That is my fucking life right there dude

  • @theshepdogthatisadam1982
    @theshepdogthatisadam1982 7 років тому +280

    How about when your fucking bass drum won't stop moving backwards.

    • @FestorFreak
      @FestorFreak 7 років тому +13

      Boom Boy Gaming, My drum set is in my basement. This is all too familiar. before i got carpet under my set, i used to use various heavy objects to keep it in place. I have had to set big storage tubs and stuff against the back of the set to hold it before. Heck, i even used an old wagon once.

    • @tjk21504
      @tjk21504 7 років тому +1

      You can buy legs for it that have a spike coming out of the rubber on the end. Even if you get a rug, it'll help dig in better, keep the rug from sliding and buckling.

    • @MrAdohl
      @MrAdohl 7 років тому +1

      Ya, just be careful using them if you have wooden floorboards underneath

    • @ieatgarbage4216
      @ieatgarbage4216 7 років тому +1

      Had to play on movable carpet for it to stop sliding lol

    • @aadriohno
      @aadriohno 7 років тому +5

      lol i was taught a trick where you just tie the bass drum to your throne using a string

  • @shivam-tiwari19
    @shivam-tiwari19 4 роки тому +13

    "Watching other drummers play"
    thats literally what im doing right now and i feel the exact same way.

  • @charlielucas3386
    @charlielucas3386 4 роки тому +14

    4:02 - I can't stop laughing at that...especially the look on Jared's face right after!

  • @specifiedaccount4816
    @specifiedaccount4816 5 років тому +441

    sCrEw tHiS i'm pLaYiNg rOcK

  • @MusaTariq25
    @MusaTariq25 7 років тому +148

    Those drum sessions where I'm just dripping with sweat are simultaneously the best and the worst.

    • @RedRare
      @RedRare 7 років тому +22

      Musa Tariq Ikr. It feels you're giving the best by yourself but GODDAMN I NEED A SHOWER

    • @fadedgam3r-xk2vh
      @fadedgam3r-xk2vh 7 років тому +5

      Musa Tariq im more of a guitar person....that moment when ur string snaps when ur practicing and it hits u infront of everyone

    • @littlejacob488
      @littlejacob488 7 років тому +1

      same with guitar my friend

  • @TradRaider
    @TradRaider 3 роки тому +4

    “Screw this I’m playing rock!” 😂😂😂

  • @joeferranti227
    @joeferranti227 4 роки тому +13

    Stepping on a stick barefooted

  • @AxelShelleyMusic
    @AxelShelleyMusic 7 років тому +326

    first one reminded me of Step Brothers so much

    • @kdoe1305
      @kdoe1305 7 років тому +3

      Axel Shelley Music
      Yeah. My thoughts exactly. LOL

    • @kylehazel5944
      @kylehazel5944 7 років тому +6

      Matt- *looks at drumset* *smells drumstick* *looks at camera*
      ALLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX

    • @jbasti227
      @jbasti227 7 років тому

      Axel Shelley Music Foreal lmao

    • @danielcooze4022
      @danielcooze4022 7 років тому +4

      I know you touched my drum stick because the left one has a chip in it.

    • @kylehazel5944
      @kylehazel5944 7 років тому +1

      Axel Shelley Music eww

  • @666wurm
    @666wurm 7 років тому +257

    Double bass drum pedal moving into hi hat stand, jamming the chain.

    • @RushFanatic87
      @RushFanatic87 7 років тому +8

      Or getting a stray shoelace caught in the chain. Happened to my old drummer during a show and it was hilarious as shit!

    • @vintyprod
      @vintyprod 6 років тому +1

      666wurm YES dude holy shit I thought I was the only one

    • @ronni7xMetin
      @ronni7xMetin 6 років тому

      Fucking yes ! How do u deal with it ? Any solutions ?

    • @666wurm
      @666wurm 6 років тому +4

      I use an old broken stick as a spacer. Importen piece of my equipment :-)

    • @slayer8273
      @slayer8273 6 років тому +1

      666wurm
      That always makes me freaking out

  • @microwavedmetal
    @microwavedmetal Рік тому +5

    1:16…you need to tune a drum kit!?!?!…I didn’t fuckin know that

  • @francesericcalariosrebecca7980
    @francesericcalariosrebecca7980 4 роки тому +11

    Jared: who touch my drums Seth WHO TOUCH MY DRUMS SETH *plays fast*

  • @TheRaoul
    @TheRaoul 6 років тому +794

    Breaking drumsticks you litterally just bought.

    • @Powwower
      @Powwower 6 років тому +2

      The Raoul Just buy Ahead drum sticks they last very long and are superb.

    • @zedpwner
      @zedpwner 5 років тому +14

      and they feel like shit and cost $35 a pair

    • @harrybarr8741
      @harrybarr8741 5 років тому +7

      Darren Gunter did you just sponsor this comment?

    • @sierracollins1383
      @sierracollins1383 5 років тому +3

      Or when you get a nice new bow and you tighten it to much and it snaps, that sucks. Instruments are fragile and expensive, people under estimate how much it costs to fix and replace things.

    • @mathewbenavides5674
      @mathewbenavides5674 5 років тому

      Yup

  • @djentrification1631
    @djentrification1631 6 років тому +1055

    "IM THE DRUMMER, and I set the tempo!!"

    • @rav1997
      @rav1997 6 років тому +20

      lmao i dont play drums but that part was funny as heck!

    • @3iAnimeX3
      @3iAnimeX3 6 років тому +23

      The begginer drummer manifesto.

    • @qures5763
      @qures5763 6 років тому +1

      Lmao😂 that was great

    • @notdoow7851
      @notdoow7851 6 років тому +14

      Isaac spohn on the flip side, when your band members FUCKING RUSH AND YOU NEED TO REMIND THEM WHO IS KEEPING TIME GOOD GOD

    • @ktbeatty
      @ktbeatty 6 років тому +1

      LOL. Only funny because it's so very true.

  • @bakugoukatsuki9518
    @bakugoukatsuki9518 3 роки тому +5

    "I'm the drummer, I set the tempo!"
    Me: 😂 Yeah

  • @olive9514
    @olive9514 4 роки тому +10

    me, who has never touched a drum set in my life: haha, me.

  • @x2spooky4me
    @x2spooky4me 7 років тому +159

    My main problem is probably the moment when I set up the drum set, everything is tuned, I am perfectly ready and guitarist and the bass player just started tuning. Then, when we are all ready, the singer just started his smoking break.
    Like why am I even going through this wtf

    • @kingattila506
      @kingattila506 7 років тому +11

      x2spooky4me laughed so hard at this. Truth

    • @lukasgrigas833
      @lukasgrigas833 7 років тому +5

      if hell exists its sitting by a perfectly tuned dream kit all set up the way you like it while the guitar and bass are trying to get in tune - for eternity.

    • @r.b.holliday7846
      @r.b.holliday7846 7 років тому

      Why does everyone not set up as simultaneously as possible?
      Although, it is quicker for me to tune my guitar/bass than it is for even the best drummer/drum tech to tune a drum

    • @aaronswearingen3708
      @aaronswearingen3708 7 років тому

      😂😂🤣🤣 Amazing how transferable that is... I feel your pain.

    • @thedrumguy2350
      @thedrumguy2350 7 років тому +7

      x2spooky4me Don't worry bro! When the guitarists start tuning their instruments it's the perfect time for a sick drum solo! Trust me, they're gonna love it!

  • @Shaba-nb5sw
    @Shaba-nb5sw 5 років тому +224

    Im a drummer and I can 100% relate. Also when someone points out a mistake so obvious someone deaf can hear it or how people will belittle you until they want to play the drums. I hate it when people recognize everyone except the drums

    • @bcv_2020vis
      @bcv_2020vis 4 роки тому +11

      No one knows the bass player of any band

    • @thedude2122
      @thedude2122 4 роки тому +2

      Brando Vera unless they know the band like the back of their hand

    • @ricbachman1727
      @ricbachman1727 4 роки тому +2

      TheDude21 &@@bcv_2020vis Ummmm. Lemmy, McCartney, Sting, Flea, Les Claypool, Gene Simmons. Do you live under a rock?

    • @bcv_2020vis
      @bcv_2020vis 4 роки тому

      @@ricbachman1727 who's the bass player for pantera

    • @ricbachman1727
      @ricbachman1727 4 роки тому

      @@bcv_2020vis Pantera doesn't matter, you said any band.

  • @Quetzal_
    @Quetzal_ 4 роки тому +6

    What about when you miss the hi-hat and when you bring the stick back up it gets stuck under

  • @christinmari
    @christinmari 3 роки тому +1

    Oh my gosh, I literally just started drumming this week. I picked up 2 oversized pencils turned over a garbage can and recycled a movie popcorn bucket (snare) and a Pringle can affixed with a mini gong thing ive had for 20 years doing nothing for the high hat. And I think my husband just felt so sorry for my pathetic kit while being so impressed by getting two groovy grooves down like I did in a day, he found me a student kit for just $200!! I got to play my first real drums EVER! I'm disabled though and have a lot of pain issues so I have to learn where my point of no return is and stop just shy of it so I can practice long enough to build skill but not so long I am bedridden for two days or whatever. But this waa so great, I'd love to see more. That one where you had to call a buddy and be like, DUDE, THIS NEEDS AN OCTOPUS!! I don't need a degree, I need more limbs!! Haha. I know that wasn't what you said but that's the sentiment. And it was hilarious. As was the "who moved my kit?!" bit.. because even just moving my stool right now and I'm like, UGH ARE YOU KIDDING ME. And I had my beater cooked like that on purpose. It was that or the whole kit (or my kick drum and toms anyway) had to be turned - which was what I did before I thought of just moving the pedal to accommodate my foot. I broke my right foot and shattered my left ankle. I'll probably not ever get a good high hat rhythm going with my left foot but hey at least now ill consider physical therapy. Lol.
    PLEASE MAKE MORE VIDEOS.
    One with a newbie trying to coordinate their feet on off beats and maintain snare and high hat action (Kick = 1, 3&! Snare on 2 & 4, H.H would he what? 8th notes? Excuse me 1/8 notes. ROTF. I know better than that. And maybe looking at drum sheet music the first time. There are lots of fun things. Trying to learn a new fill. I was delighted when I saw one dude post a video that broke his lick down to 25% speed. ALL of the teaching videos should do this. He did 25, 50, and 100% speeds to practice on but you can't see a really fast song and how the hands move from drum to drum. I have no idea how to go from one drum to another unless I'm physically hitting each drum further and further on the head towards the next drum. But at least I figured out A way to move. I couldn't move before which means Phil's EPIC fill would forever be lost to me. And who doesn't want to play that?? Lol
    But great video. Thank you for the amusing distraction from 16th note lessons on HH, 8th notes on snare and kick and diddling my toms. HAHAHA

  • @essejay7952
    @essejay7952 5 років тому +277

    The most annoying thing of all, talking to other drummers that are super prideful

    • @macymccadden8923
      @macymccadden8923 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @T0nyTerr0r
      @T0nyTerr0r 4 роки тому +18

      Agreed!! I don't hang out with many other drummers for this reason alone, most of them are douche bags.

    • @somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872
      @somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872 4 роки тому

      @@T0nyTerr0r amen.

    • @jimfritz9503
      @jimfritz9503 4 роки тому +2

      I don t mind hearing some people talk. Gotta take it all in stride. A lot of these players are severely restricted in their abilities + range. At the very least you might learn what not to do.

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 4 роки тому

      So all of you then.

  • @lowlifevampyre1341
    @lowlifevampyre1341 7 років тому +159

    "Screw this I'm playing Rock" Why was that so funny to me? Lol

  • @843292
    @843292 4 роки тому +6

    "Yep, I quit!" HA!

  • @minijoeyjordison7042
    @minijoeyjordison7042 4 роки тому +2

    This man tore down his set and put it back up just for us much respect man 🤘

  • @bilboicus982
    @bilboicus982 7 років тому +124

    "The Neil Peart School of It Ain't Ever Gonna Freakin' Happen"

    • @havocmaster3748
      @havocmaster3748 6 років тому

      Nathanael Jaster no, it ain't gonna friggin happen

    • @redcr33perproductions
      @redcr33perproductions 6 років тому +1

      Nathanael Jaster but you can go to the School Of Rock

  • @starkeepercasillas9542
    @starkeepercasillas9542 7 років тому +180

    I hate watching other drummers after that I feel like a freaking loser but I have been playing for 10 years 😂😭😭

    • @zaythashaman6871
      @zaythashaman6871 6 років тому +4

      Starkeeper Casillas yeah I've been playing for 8 years now and every time i watch a super good drummer i question why i even started

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 років тому

      Illusion Entertainment because Lars still gets paid, Jack. Lol.

    • @Tbrous4
      @Tbrous4 6 років тому +13

      I've been playing hard rock for 12 years now and one of my friends who's played jazz for 5 years decided to come over so we could hang out. I let him jump on my kit first (he didn't touch a thing and is very respectful of setup) and he delivered a solo that Buddy Rich would've nodded his head at. Really good jazz drummers scare the piss out of me.

    • @MustiiDrums
      @MustiiDrums 6 років тому +2

      Don't doubt yourself because u see other drummers do better than you, they started off in the same shoes as you too! Look upto them and see them as motivation!

    • @abyssalspecter93
      @abyssalspecter93 6 років тому +1

      idk if you don''t play because you enjoy it then maybe you're doing it for the wrong reasons, just my opinion

  • @drakausdromgatti58
    @drakausdromgatti58 4 роки тому

    I love the tuning part and the someone played my kit part....guitarist drum riffs....snare is always bloody ...watching other drummers....so true

  • @matthewmoore4778
    @matthewmoore4778 3 роки тому +2

    You forgot the ear splitting head ache after a long session of playing
    Or is that just me?🤣🤣

    • @jigglywigglywoo27
      @jigglywigglywoo27 3 роки тому

      I wear headphones while i play so i don’t kill my ears

  • @LordQueezle
    @LordQueezle 6 років тому +450

    As a drummer I am offended by how accurate these are!

  • @tonikeenan2558
    @tonikeenan2558 7 років тому +570

    dOn'T mOvE mY sEAt

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 років тому

      Toni Keenan move it all you want. My Roc-n-Soc has casters. Just gotta scootch yer butt. Don't have to get up, either. Was like a 150.00 chair, too.

    • @insidmal
      @insidmal 6 років тому +1

      I swear I have to move my seat back and forth half an inch at a time every time I play lol

    • @symmetrymyfriend
      @symmetrymyfriend 6 років тому

      Toni Keenan lol

    • @smartapix
      @smartapix 6 років тому

      Toni Keenan ikr

    • @ltcg1674
      @ltcg1674 6 років тому +1

      O’TOEYEA

  • @noirnouveau8975
    @noirnouveau8975 4 роки тому

    Just subscribed ! You are the most awesome guy on UA-cam !!! Thank you so much I really needed this !!!!😂

  • @htaykupawzarni-htoo3047
    @htaykupawzarni-htoo3047 Місяць тому +1

    "When Its So dark In The Venue That You Can't See With Your Sick Shades On"
    That is me trying to be cool while playing drums

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 7 років тому +1163

    so you did guitarists and drummers now do bassists and vocalists

    • @shmergulflargamish7686
      @shmergulflargamish7686 7 років тому +81

      SweetKim Gaming Bassists - Being sent to go get shit like coffee, because everyone thinks you don't matter.
      Vocalists - *ACTUALLY* getting a sore throat.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind 7 років тому +2

      Shmergul Flargamish exactly what i thought

    • @moshpitsandbongrips6998
      @moshpitsandbongrips6998 7 років тому +16

      Shmergul Flargamish i'm vocalist mostly what i hate is waking up sick the day of a show 😂

    • @shmergulflargamish7686
      @shmergulflargamish7686 7 років тому +1

      Black Republican Metalhead Thankfully, I've never have had to deal with that.

    • @generalizedkyle
      @generalizedkyle 7 років тому +15

      SweetKim Gaming things musicians deal with: each other

  • @UpstairsEast
    @UpstairsEast 7 років тому +560

    Starts tuning drums, gives up, starts practicing, leg cramps, starts practicing stick tricks in intense pain, drops stick, knocks drink over, calls maid to clean up the mess, maid moves the drumset and touches it *gasp*, comes back to practice, tries tuning again, maid moved the drum key to a undisclosed location, gets on iFunny instead, packs up for the gig, gets fired after the gig because of the lack of practicing to a metronome. Sells drums, starts working a 9-5, gets married, has kids, retires, dies. The end.

    • @leecrawford6560
      @leecrawford6560 7 років тому +8

      Logan Scarbrough I see what you did there 😂

    • @BrianGivensYtube
      @BrianGivensYtube 7 років тому +17

      I sincerely hope thats not your life right now.
      If so RIP

    • @deadpool1901
      @deadpool1901 7 років тому

      Logan Scarbrough good one.

    • @darkangel13915
      @darkangel13915 7 років тому +1

      Logan Scarbrough is overdoes on heroin

    • @jesscrooks8657
      @jesscrooks8657 7 років тому +7

      Story of my life. Except for the gets married and dies part.

  • @ekselentofficial
    @ekselentofficial 3 роки тому +1

    People don't understand how easy it is to notice when someone else even breathes on your drumset

  • @lunatic_3521
    @lunatic_3521 4 роки тому +3

    The "It's so dark you cant see shiot with your sick shades" one got me. lmfao

  • @epiczeven6378
    @epiczeven6378 7 років тому +147

    Setting up and tearing down drums is a *PAIN IN THE ASS!*

    • @Frank1979Zappa
      @Frank1979Zappa 7 років тому +1

      EpicZEVEN Wrong instrument then. Never bothered me.

    • @mortensen1961
      @mortensen1961 7 років тому +8

      At least it's not Terry Bozzio's or Neil Peart's sets. . .

    • @epiczeven6378
      @epiczeven6378 7 років тому +1

      hahaha, can you imagine? xD

    • @Aleph_Null_Audio
      @Aleph_Null_Audio 7 років тому +1

      The more gigs I play, the small my kit gets. One of those Sonor Martini kits with the 16" bass is looking more and more appealing.

    • @RushFanatic87
      @RushFanatic87 7 років тому

      You're doing it wrong, then ;-D

  • @iwantyourgrandmayumyum1429
    @iwantyourgrandmayumyum1429 5 років тому +385

    I'm still a beginner, and the thing I always do (especially in fills) is accidentally hit my sticks together. The sound is so awful. It makes me cringe. 😬

    • @bean8968
      @bean8968 5 років тому +5

      Mood

    • @applejacks971
      @applejacks971 5 років тому +45

      We all do that from time to time, it happens! When learning, remember to slow down, and have control while playing. Eventually your stick hits will become less and less. It takes time, practice, and control. Hang in there! You'll get better :)

    • @satanickatnip1940
      @satanickatnip1940 4 роки тому +7

      yep been there done that

    • @Wylie777
      @Wylie777 4 роки тому +6

      One thing that don't agree with from the video is how playing to a "click" is bad... DEFINITELY practice to a click-track and GET YOUR TIMING RIGHT before *ANYTHING*
      You'll be good! 🤜🤛

    • @drummerboy0620
      @drummerboy0620 4 роки тому +4

      I’ve been playing for five years and I still do it every now and then

  • @alexanderringsby
    @alexanderringsby 4 роки тому +3

    Kinda late but didnt find a comment on it, 1:39, the stick falls back in the bag... Epic

  • @star_warsconfirmed8769
    @star_warsconfirmed8769 4 роки тому +12

    Was the first one a reference to “step brothers?”

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 роки тому

      Star_WarsConfirmed 876 nice

  • @ownageyeahful
    @ownageyeahful 7 років тому +437

    theres a classic rule in drumming that literally no one else seems to know, NEVER touch a drummers kit and especially do not try to tune it and yet the amount of people that just sit down and do just this is astronomical!!

    • @improvised240
      @improvised240 7 років тому +25

      The guitarist in my band got on our groupchat and tried to tell me that I needed to tune my rack and floor toms because they didn't sound good together and started trying use technical terms like "legato" and I just said, "I'll look at it tomorrow at practice." I get there and they are perfectly in tune and sound exactly how I want them. Guitarists THINK they know whats best for the drums and the drummer, but they REALLY don't.

    • @ownageyeahful
      @ownageyeahful 7 років тому +34

      not even other drummers can touch another drummers kit without first asking and the golden rule for being on a kit that isn't yours is DO NOT MOVE ANYTHING

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG 7 років тому +6

      Legato?? What, does he want to you scratch the toms? KGgggghh.

    • @miketothefitz
      @miketothefitz 7 років тому +4

      @ownageyeahful Forrealll that is literally the fucking worst when my friends ruin my setup by moving shit around, especially my bass pedals because they have velcro on the bottom and they're a bitch to move. Same with when my toms get fucked with -__-

    • @Kyyp3r
      @Kyyp3r 7 років тому +8

      I thought the golden rule of drumming is, when you have a band practice, you always have to play something stupid shit so the others can't talk more than a couple of sentences between songs

  • @QoMSoL
    @QoMSoL 7 років тому +132

    - WHO TOUCHED MY DRUM SET?!?!
    - Like everyone, dude. Duh!
    Literally everyone fights over it when you're not around
    :D

  • @neurodiverseentertainmenta128
    @neurodiverseentertainmenta128 4 роки тому +4

    0:25 who else thought of stepbrothers

  • @wyvern4588
    @wyvern4588 4 роки тому +1

    I'm a bassist but the same is true, never compare yourself to legends, it's a fast track to self doubt and defeat. My two favorite bassists are Geddy Lee and Ryan Martinie, they are both Gods on bass.
    I still press on, I will probably never be either one of them, but I can be the best me I can.

  • @wyattbender13
    @wyattbender13 6 років тому +708

    *the "I play by ear" drummer*

  • @billzegg7056
    @billzegg7056 5 років тому +455

    Almost losing an eye due to excesive hi-hat rebound🤘

  • @venice7493
    @venice7493 3 роки тому +2

    As a person who has never played drums that was funny 😂

  • @KoenThomasOnDrums
    @KoenThomasOnDrums Рік тому

    I do most of gigs as a freelancer, and play all kind of styles. But being a busy drummer is not always fun. An overview of last month: a few gigs with a band where everyone was looking at their scoresheet/ a stoned sound engineer who miked the floor tom instead of the snare/ a band asking me repeatedly to play free gigs in another city (‘but its for the music?’)/ a 1 hour gig with 7 hours between sound check and show/ a gig where a volunteer switched my expensive drumthrone with a cheaper one from another band (luckily it took only a week to switch them again)/ one gig with a wrong drumset (‘really, take the large kit, the acoustic is great’)/ a concert with the wrong cymbalcase (my mistake, always check your gear, certainly if you switch often from styles and bands)/ one time not payed (‘it’s for the band, is our motto’)… but time is on my side/ 2 gigs at a long walking distance from the parking lot/ a gig where the drumkit had to stay on stage, until the last band finished the concert/ a concert with bad equipment from the lead singer (‘I can’t hear myself on stage’)/ playing with a band with musicians who were not used to count in (‘just follow… no, it’s double time, or no, half-time’/ a very long jam with an enthusiastic jazzband playing as long as possible till the only audience remaining were volunteers waiting to go home / recording a song for an ambitious band, and after a month talking about that song ‘and how they will become famous’, they let you hear an almost identical obscure song with same lyrics from a band from the 70’s and you’re like ‘what a waiste of time’/ the discovery that a well payed concert was cancelled for a city trip booked later, by a replacebale musician/ … OK, that’s enough glam & glitter.

  • @stpbasss3773
    @stpbasss3773 4 роки тому +160

    Step Brothers: I know you touched my drums because the left stick is chipped 😂😂😂

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 4 роки тому

      MY FLOOR TOM WAS 2 MM TO THE LEFT, WHO MUST I SLAY FOR TOUCHING MY PRIZED POSSESSION

    • @wxlf.rxm00
      @wxlf.rxm00 3 роки тому

      rishard daniels yeah as it should be

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 роки тому

      The only thing I think of: what you doing step-bro?

  • @666Xibalba666
    @666Xibalba666 6 років тому +602

    Guitarists/Bassists who don't know the right nomenclature.
    e.g.
    Guitarist: Hey lets play that twice as fast!
    Drummer: Are you serious!? That will be around 300bpm!?
    G: No, I mean like this.
    G plays his Guitar
    D: Dude, that's not twice as fast, it's half as long.
    (true story)

    • @sebp400
      @sebp400 6 років тому +22

      I hate that too. they can't just say half-time double-time. goddamn non-musicians...

    • @StaleSlack
      @StaleSlack 6 років тому +9

      Davion Coe fUk yOu!

    • @wardeni9603
      @wardeni9603 6 років тому +2

      Not all guitarists are like that though, some of us really do play twice as fast, like playing Paranoid in 1:20 minutes

    • @dextermeth
      @dextermeth 6 років тому +2

      half as long made me lol for real

    • @HumanBeanbag
      @HumanBeanbag 5 років тому

      I think what that guitarist meant is "double time".

  • @wendydoe573
    @wendydoe573 3 роки тому

    Hahaha. That is so me......always dropping the sticks even with the rubber grippers on. I use a drum tuner. I'm am so grateful full having that.

  • @elgallowayjr
    @elgallowayjr 3 роки тому

    Thanks for making my cry TODAY

  • @thebosh1690
    @thebosh1690 4 роки тому +66

    Getting blamed for the bassist speeding up

    • @cadybtterfly521
      @cadybtterfly521 4 роки тому +1

      The Bosh
      luckily i found a bassist i just click with

  • @offshot1st
    @offshot1st 7 років тому +230

    As a guitarist who learned to play drums for songwriting purposes... I feel like if you're a guitarist that writes your drummers parts or at least guide structure ideas- you should at least learn to play drums yourself before taking it upon yourself to write for someone else.
    It would do my nut in if someone wrote me shit guitar parts and then insisted I play them

    • @samoclese6435
      @samoclese6435 6 років тому +19

      I think that kind of goes for any instrument. Learn to play what you're writing for.

    • @offshot1st
      @offshot1st 6 років тому +2

      Yeah you see it alot - and then they wonder why the drummers 'aren't good enough'. Makes me chuckle

    • @offshot1st
      @offshot1st 6 років тому

      Deffo

    • @offshot1st
      @offshot1st 6 років тому

      While I don't disagree with your main point per say
      I've found a lot of midi stuff and I mean ALOT, while you can hear maybe sounds fine because they are only playing 4 limbs and its not super fast etc - when you go to physically play it - a whole load of practical problems come up. For example people who don't play, in my experience - they overlook things like reach, hand cross over, and transfer time from one part of the kit to the other - being able to play to even some extent makes you much much more aware of it. And your expectations of other musicians are more realistic.
      Ofc I'm not saying you personally have to be able to play every single bar you write, but I think its important for respect of other instrumentalists as well to get the basics down before you tell someone " you have to play it like this"

  • @Cl0v3rComics
    @Cl0v3rComics 3 роки тому +2

    One of the most true quotes of all time from GH2:
    Life as a musician is hard.
    But life for drummers is near impossible.

  • @user-bb9dv1xy2u
    @user-bb9dv1xy2u 3 роки тому +1

    The first one is so true last week last week i was about to play but i felt something was wrong and 5 seconds later i noticed that my drum key was on an other lug (thats how i keep drum keys so i wont lose them)