you laugh, you lose - METAL edition (ft. tony)

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  • @JaredDines_
    @JaredDines_  6 років тому +394

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    TEEHEE

    • @randomdudeontheinternet6295
      @randomdudeontheinternet6295 6 років тому +2

      Jared Dines respond me pleeaaaaaase c:

    • @ltgreatsocks1
      @ltgreatsocks1 6 років тому +7

      Jared, don't respond to that guy. But for real, the mastodon joke was fucking great.

    • @nicholaswhyte9442
      @nicholaswhyte9442 6 років тому +2

      have the roast competition ended....

    • @sceasar30
      @sceasar30 6 років тому +1

      Jared Dines god u are sad. You steal a stolen video idea from PewDiePie.

    • @maxgreene3962
      @maxgreene3962 6 років тому +1

      Jared Dines
      Check 16:00 and up. I think i posted this on your FB. It's got some coo edge triplet work. I got a few Iron Maiden style riffs

  • @BeardyTeacake
    @BeardyTeacake 6 років тому +472

    Know what I use to sweeten my coffee?
    Meshuggah

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 6 років тому +871

    Tony was really getting some mileage out of those necrophilia jokes...

  • @GregJonson
    @GregJonson 6 років тому +496

    I had a friend who ran a pet store in his pub.
    They called him
    Master of pub pets.

    • @Luaporleafcutterant
      @Luaporleafcutterant 6 років тому +3

      Greg Jonson You should have used other synonyms for pet and pub in the first sentence. That way you don't give away the answer.

    • @ChaosToRule
      @ChaosToRule 5 років тому +1

      Can you give an example for non native English speakers?

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 5 років тому +1

      @@ChaosToRule critters and bar

    • @ChaosToRule
      @ChaosToRule 5 років тому +1

      @@norgepalm7315 You must be murican then. A pub is the place you go to and when you are in the pub you go up to the bar to buy drinks.

    • @semanticsamuel936
      @semanticsamuel936 5 років тому +2

      @@ChaosToRule You could use 'inn' instead. That's more European, though 'in his inn' sounds a bit silly.

  • @eliaeugeni7931
    @eliaeugeni7931 6 років тому +359

    Iron...made-in...China...😁😂😁😂😁😁😂😁😂😁😂😁

  • @leebrennan5790
    @leebrennan5790 6 років тому +188

    "Thigh art is murder" is actually pretty clever haha

    • @uwu9272
      @uwu9272 Рік тому

      can someone please explain? I didn't get this one

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@uwu9272 Thy Art Is Murder is an Aussie Deathcore Band

    • @uwu9272
      @uwu9272 11 місяців тому

      @@Emil_Stoltz ah i haven't listened to em, I'll check em out

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 11 місяців тому +1

      @@uwu9272 They're amazing. I highly recommend their songs Holy War and Make America Hate Again

    • @uwu9272
      @uwu9272 11 місяців тому

      @@Emil_Stoltz thank you for the recommendation

  • @kungfuman82
    @kungfuman82 6 років тому +466

    Who wrote the jingle for Planned Parenthood's new commercial?
    Infant Annihilator.

  • @alias_me4251
    @alias_me4251 6 років тому +344

    How is this desk like Suicide Silences Career?
    It goes up when Jared pushes it

  • @papa_zay.
    @papa_zay. 6 років тому +1285

    "Why's this desk like suicide silence's career?"
    It's not metal

  • @MrMetalhorse
    @MrMetalhorse 6 років тому +1940

    God these jokes are terrible
    I LIKE IT

    • @haideus5226
      @haideus5226 6 років тому +1

      Love this shit

    • @guts2657
      @guts2657 6 років тому +6

      The Job For A Cowboy one got me

    • @haideus5226
      @haideus5226 6 років тому +4

      Upon A Burning Body fuckn got me XDDD

    • @captainghost7043
      @captainghost7043 6 років тому +1

      dude I laughed with this comment more than the video hahaha

    • @stormbridge
      @stormbridge 6 років тому

      Mr. Metalhorse same here

  • @MihailGeorgescu
    @MihailGeorgescu 6 років тому +450

    "Yeah these are not from the internet"
    Subtitles: "Yeah these aren't funny at all"
    ... I see what you did there lol

    • @charliewhelan9488
      @charliewhelan9488 6 років тому +1

      Mihail Georgescu I was looking for someone else who saw this!

    • @MihailGeorgescu
      @MihailGeorgescu 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, and that's probably the best joke in the whole video

    • @charliewhelan9488
      @charliewhelan9488 6 років тому

      Mihail Georgescu true that

    • @lucaswm2
      @lucaswm2 6 років тому

      lmao

    • @jay8819
      @jay8819 6 років тому

      Charlie Whelan only everyone who watched it

  • @chaser1999
    @chaser1999 6 років тому +128

    The pearl jam one caught me off guard

    • @PlasmidJunkie
      @PlasmidJunkie 5 років тому +1

      I didn't get it

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 5 років тому +1

      @@PlasmidJunkie bust a nut=ejaculation

    • @andrewitzla
      @andrewitzla 4 роки тому

      And the Upon a Burning Body

  • @gabussy8971
    @gabussy8971 6 років тому +95

    Thigh art is murder
    thank you

  • @thrash-zy3kw
    @thrash-zy3kw 6 років тому +145

    Djared Djines

  • @tomekgnr321
    @tomekgnr321 6 років тому +586

    6:31 how did Jared get two points? Cheeeaaater!

    • @TheLastArchive
      @TheLastArchive 6 років тому +64

      He laughed at 10 points but it didn't add on to the score

    • @MrPs103
      @MrPs103 6 років тому +26

      Meh, he lost anyway :)

    • @nikke5686
      @nikke5686 5 років тому +2

      Because tony laughed before he told the joke completely

  • @ConfusedHermit69
    @ConfusedHermit69 6 років тому +83

    What's up with Tony and necrophilia jokes, do we need to be concerned 😂

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades 6 років тому +91

    The After the Burial joke killed me

    • @schalke9974
      @schalke9974 5 років тому +4

      The upon a burning body killed was the one to get me

  • @MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte
    @MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte 6 років тому +1567

    _What do Jews and metalheads have in common?_
    _They both prefer the old _*_Testament_*

    • @wjsspilsbury
      @wjsspilsbury 6 років тому +34

      Old news.

    • @S6king87
      @S6king87 6 років тому +114

      Should be Jews not Catholics

    • @severalsedrack
      @severalsedrack 6 років тому +57

      this was a joke form the last one, and it is also wrong.... Jews prefer the old testament...

    • @chaelsthumbnailposture3135
      @chaelsthumbnailposture3135 6 років тому +9

      how did this trash comment get 107 likes in an hour

    • @KeanoMUFC1
      @KeanoMUFC1 6 років тому +8

      That's pretty accurate, Catholics are for the old Testament too, they were doing crusades and other violent stuff, which Jesus is not approving

  • @tomekgnr321
    @tomekgnr321 6 років тому +227

    0:33 "yeah these are not funny at all" hahahah

    • @adhouston99
      @adhouston99 6 років тому +7

      But Tony actually says "Yeah, these are not from the internet"

  • @catman7153
    @catman7153 6 років тому +45

    What do new parents get when they forget to change their baby's diaper? A Cradle of Filth....

  • @alphaswag95
    @alphaswag95 6 років тому +64

    "What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?.......Korn"
    That joke is so good and yet so....korny

    • @absolutebob8212
      @absolutebob8212 6 років тому +3

      It would've been the worst if instead of Korn, he had said Jason Becker.
      #imgoingtohell

    • @boseifrit5480
      @boseifrit5480 4 роки тому

      Leave

  • @xpowerlegendx
    @xpowerlegendx 6 років тому +249

    skrattar du, Ffff...oh wrong channel

  • @kurtcobain3426
    @kurtcobain3426 6 років тому +19

    "What do you call someone who eats ass?" "Gross" LOL

  • @satinsguard
    @satinsguard 5 років тому +4

    I love how they both laughed at the first joke.

  • @wagner-tr5uv
    @wagner-tr5uv 6 років тому +6

    Iron made-in China killed me

  • @Mattsson951
    @Mattsson951 6 років тому +245

    Skrattar du?... *FÖRLORAR DU*

  • @brandonsoto4277
    @brandonsoto4277 6 років тому +52

    Pearl Jam

  • @Bryce-xj9ye
    @Bryce-xj9ye 6 років тому +8

    Thigh art is murder. Beautiful

  • @hytellus
    @hytellus 6 років тому +6

    Thigh art is murder. the best fucking joke in the video

  • @mathewgonzalez1214
    @mathewgonzalez1214 6 років тому +141

    I was thinking limp biscuit when they said the shitty rapper and metal band joke.

  • @DigitalAshTCG
    @DigitalAshTCG 6 років тому +57

    Guess we'll call you *DjentDiePie*

  • @kunns123
    @kunns123 5 років тому +2

    "what do you call somebody who eats ass?"
    I laughed before the punchline XD

  • @cyclpiancitydweller9517
    @cyclpiancitydweller9517 5 років тому +5

    What do you call a priest scuba diving?
    Holy Diver
    What is faster than a laser bullet?
    Painkiller

  • @devinclohesy1378
    @devinclohesy1378 6 років тому +36

    Keep it up with the do not laugh challenges they are really funny

  • @user-ci3cu3kv6f
    @user-ci3cu3kv6f 6 років тому +56

    6:32, Jared you cheater !

  • @Nathanthepleb
    @Nathanthepleb 6 років тому +31

    I immediately knew what the answer to the Bruce Dickinson joke was going to be 😂

  • @Cricketmane
    @Cricketmane 6 років тому +3

    you should make more of these videos. you two are really funny together.

  • @urosvelimirovic9309
    @urosvelimirovic9309 6 років тому +26

    djokes

  • @Talking_Bout_Driguez
    @Talking_Bout_Driguez 6 років тому +12

    Thigh art is murder!!

  • @kenconify
    @kenconify 6 років тому

    We need more of these I'm crying right now!

  • @MattHelders_
    @MattHelders_ 6 років тому +1

    I´m from Spain and I usually get mostly of your speech, but the subtittles are such a great detail for these types of videos.
    Gran vídeo, mejores subtítulos. Do more of this stuff, dude

  • @raggedtoothmusic
    @raggedtoothmusic 6 років тому +32

    Merry Christmas people

  • @totobobiasoswestling1087
    @totobobiasoswestling1087 6 років тому +7

    Fantastic! People looking at me like crazy now cause im on the train laughing. The smell of beer is not helping me look better either but thank you guys! Regards from Sweden

  • @ironblade5735
    @ironblade5735 6 років тому +2

    That last one was absolute gold!

  • @sambaker14
    @sambaker14 6 років тому

    Dude love your content!!!! You got me into drumming and got me more into guitar. Not to mention you're hilarious. Love your channel!! Merry early Christmas!!!!

  • @nikolaybelyaev9311
    @nikolaybelyaev9311 6 років тому +6

    IRON MADE-IN CHINA
    THIS IS THE DANKIEST IRON MAIDEN JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD

  • @chasesutherland1168
    @chasesutherland1168 6 років тому +4

    The mastodon one got me

  • @xPBKM4x
    @xPBKM4x 6 років тому +1

    Definitely the best one on the entire internet

  • @alexgeorge1820
    @alexgeorge1820 6 років тому +1

    2:18 starts the greatest joke of slayer

  • @sosak4mi
    @sosak4mi 2 роки тому +3

    “What do you call Jeffrey Dahmer after he buys a metal zone?”
    “Cannibal Corpse”

  • @BobSoloMan
    @BobSoloMan 6 років тому +5

    What do Super models do when they get tired but still have to continue the photo shoot?
    Rest,Repose
    What does the guitarist for Daddy Rock do when he’s hungry?
    Jared Dines

  • @jeanlessisjeanless992
    @jeanlessisjeanless992 6 років тому +2

    when he talked about a metal band and a rapper I legit thought he was gonna say "now we have Body Count"

  • @Ajz092
    @Ajz092 3 роки тому +1

    The "Upon A Burning Body" joke has got to be the absolute darkest one I've heard out of all these.

  • @janneelias
    @janneelias 6 років тому +26

    Did you laugh or did you lose? Skrattar duuuu?

    • @TheHXCgrandma
      @TheHXCgrandma 6 років тому

      Forlorar duuuu

    • @n.a.r4959
      @n.a.r4959 6 років тому

      zeJaRe MANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @slamrules2529
    @slamrules2529 6 років тому +6

    What is the biggest similarity between my death metal playlist and alone time with my girlfriend?
    I keep hearing the sound of suffocation

  • @OfficialKevinFox
    @OfficialKevinFox 6 років тому

    This series is one of my favorites. Please keep them coming I'm dying over here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thinklater113
    @thinklater113 6 років тому

    The part where Jared praises the desk is the best part of the video

  • @0rest1s7
    @0rest1s7 6 років тому +17

    Metal Pewdiepie!!!

  • @cakepopstarbucks
    @cakepopstarbucks 6 років тому +14

    Nice shit man keep it up

    • @shanem871
      @shanem871 6 років тому

      Green Scott G oh yea

  • @rustyshackleford5668
    @rustyshackleford5668 6 років тому

    We needs more of this

  • @trentonfowler4169
    @trentonfowler4169 5 років тому +2

    Tony's jokes got me.... I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time

  • @lynxbelow6922
    @lynxbelow6922 6 років тому +3

    Thigh Art Is Murder, I'm dead

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 6 років тому +253

    Corn is a grain though.

  • @kodi0223
    @kodi0223 6 років тому

    hell yes more of this

  • @Vince_C._Tabz_vince54tmm
    @Vince_C._Tabz_vince54tmm 5 місяців тому

    5:22 They just laughed together. 😂😂😂😂😂 Jared's laughter make my day!

  • @devonng9399
    @devonng9399 6 років тому +26

    what do you call the Westboro baptist church?
    Whitechapel
    I'm not sorry...

  • @gretz5792
    @gretz5792 4 роки тому +3

    You mentioned two sacramento venues in this video “ace of spades” and “holy diver”

  • @JonathanEbling6
    @JonathanEbling6 6 років тому

    This is solid content. Especially the ending jokes.

  • @captainghost7043
    @captainghost7043 6 років тому

    omg I could had expected from Jared showing his cool table xD

  • @The-eo4lj
    @The-eo4lj 6 років тому +3

    "gross"
    I agree

  • @Sally.C
    @Sally.C 6 років тому +9

    Can't Jared just sit in front of his laptop and make fun of the Judas Priest drummer's nose again? :D

    • @SaintSentry
      @SaintSentry 6 років тому +1

      *Desideria Prehn* You mean the video that everybody hated and claimed that it wasn't "what we subscribed for"?
      It's impossible to please you people.

    • @Sally.C
      @Sally.C 6 років тому +1

      SaintSentry People should stop bitching around

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sally.C The drummer, Scott, literally left a comment on Jared's Instagram thanking him for making fun of his nose. So people really need to chill now that they know the drummer approves.

  • @ElliYeetYT
    @ElliYeetYT 3 роки тому +1

    “Iron Made-In China.”
    Lmao 😂

  • @MegaBitterMan
    @MegaBitterMan 6 років тому

    Love these videos

  • @Mark-fr3rr
    @Mark-fr3rr 6 років тому +7

    Deathcore Dino Dines

  • @Alfpancho
    @Alfpancho 6 років тому +4

    3:26 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!

  • @herglawrmr33
    @herglawrmr33 6 років тому

    Those last few were golden to me.

  • @SidoniusX
    @SidoniusX 6 років тому

    from 10 to 12 in just one Jared !!

  • @victo-rhi
    @victo-rhi 6 років тому +3

    Jared, you better hope Austin doesn't see this. He'll get pissy about you cheating on him. I can hear him now, "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS, TRADING METAL JOKES WITH TONY. PREPOSTEROUS!"

  • @reapz4761
    @reapz4761 6 років тому +3

    Jared's laugh is the purest thing in the world

  • @jamesthewstevenson2482
    @jamesthewstevenson2482 6 років тому

    editing on point

  • @SpookySkeleton738
    @SpookySkeleton738 6 років тому

    That was the most effective sponsorship yet, now I want a desk that goes vroooooo

  • @mr.v-coin5784
    @mr.v-coin5784 5 років тому +4

    What are the only knots metalheads know how to tie
    Slipknots

  • @ryanmosley8250
    @ryanmosley8250 6 років тому +3

    Lost it at "thigh art is murder"

  • @veronicadavanzo2064
    @veronicadavanzo2064 6 років тому

    The captions are the best! We need more captions!

  • @meltedtuber9347
    @meltedtuber9347 6 років тому

    I love your vids jared

  • @MotivGuy94
    @MotivGuy94 6 років тому +4

    God these jokes are fucking gold i needed that laugh 😂

  • @cagdasyildirim2118
    @cagdasyildirim2118 6 років тому +19

    why jared points went up from 10 to 12?

    • @jshooa4840
      @jshooa4840 3 роки тому

      I think Jared edited the video

  • @kcheban
    @kcheban 6 років тому +2

    After The Burial joke is the best

  • @redious5500
    @redious5500 6 років тому

    Holy shit you need to make more of these.

  • @kiranjadhav6055
    @kiranjadhav6055 6 років тому +13

    This video would've made more sense on the Dickeydines show :(

  • @trichila6397
    @trichila6397 6 років тому +3

    You guys finally mentioned the best band in the world(for me)MAIDEN?

  • @ChainsawSpartan1
    @ChainsawSpartan1 6 років тому +1

    I felt physical pain from not laughing at "Pearl Jam"
    holy fuck this video was so good

  • @OhNyo69
    @OhNyo69 6 років тому +1

    The Amon Amarth one was brilliant! xD

  • @thwipxthwip5435
    @thwipxthwip5435 6 років тому +7

    Iron maid in China

  • @certifiedpossum8655
    @certifiedpossum8655 6 років тому +16

    Does the desk suppot *T A B L E* memes?

  • @JacobMoss
    @JacobMoss 6 років тому

    I love this

  • @doothbooth4365
    @doothbooth4365 6 років тому

    I can't decide how bad I wanna die after watching this, but I still love this Channel

  • @LachlaanMortis
    @LachlaanMortis 6 років тому +8

    Iron Made-In China won the Internet! :)

  • @onurguneri_
    @onurguneri_ 6 років тому +8

    Jared how can you be a drummer with great guitar skills which is better than normal guitarists

    • @Alii.azem_
      @Alii.azem_ 6 років тому

      Onur G. Having a nice gear....

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 6 років тому

      Bumper 3007 You should watch his video on the different types of guitar covers. You're in there.

    • @Alii.azem_
      @Alii.azem_ 6 років тому

      Haha joe sudano type is super nice

    • @qydyralikulov4599
      @qydyralikulov4599 6 років тому

      That's why people like him are called multi instrumentalists, and I guess his first instrument was a guitar

    • @Alii.azem_
      @Alii.azem_ 6 років тому

      John Foster right bro,he had be playing guitar for a long time

  • @Kylor80sMetalFan
    @Kylor80sMetalFan Місяць тому

    That Pearl Jam joke was my favorite. 😂😂😂