Things guitar store employees say

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  • @luminaraunduli2791
    @luminaraunduli2791 8 років тому +6539

    Customer: "hey, where is the left handed guitar section?"
    GC employee: (points to a shadowy corner where one shitty guitar is hanging)

    • @BigConnorsCovers
      @BigConnorsCovers 8 років тому +50

      😂😂😂

    • @stringmaster034
      @stringmaster034 8 років тому +235

      and this is the reason I had to learn right handed (it was a struggle)

    • @charliepeebles
      @charliepeebles 8 років тому +142

      +KenmaXhan I know the feeling. I have to buy all my guitars off the net. There is now a bigger and better selection of left handed guitars in my bedroom than I ever see in any guitar shop.

    • @Paldasan
      @Paldasan 8 років тому +26

      +Callum Woulahan Not the LAST group. I'm a red-head and a leftie...

    • @ronnie.c3222
      @ronnie.c3222 8 років тому +6

      +Serendip haha no way man same!! I do everything left handed except for guitar and drums tho 😂

  • @natalie-yo6um
    @natalie-yo6um 4 роки тому +4737

    "hey man can I help you with anything?"
    "no"
    "thank god"
    I FELT THIS ONE DEEP IN MY BONES

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 роки тому +17

      I totally didn’t expect to see Tyler with bunny ears here 😂

    • @natalie-yo6um
      @natalie-yo6um 4 роки тому +5

      @@FabulousKilljoy I didn't expect anyone to recognize Tyler with the bunny ears!

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 4 роки тому +2

      natalie honarchian Being in sales sometimes I can relate LOL

    • @emakay_ytgames206
      @emakay_ytgames206 4 роки тому +1

      Feel it in my youth feel jt when jm ond Jumpsuit Jumpsuit cover me. Jumpsuit Jumpsuit cover MEEEE

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 4 роки тому +1

      @Fabulous Killjoy So you changed your profile pic

  • @raptor4211
    @raptor4211 4 роки тому +3347

    *walks into guitar center*
    Every staff: W A R R A N T Y

    • @spaceoutmisfit1738
      @spaceoutmisfit1738 4 роки тому +30

      thats why i just buy it online lol

    • @thetruth4580
      @thetruth4580 4 роки тому +17

      Pro coverage is great! It covers everything except for fire and theft!

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile 3 роки тому +8

      does it cover concerts?
      no
      leaving it in my car after the gig?
      no
      how about band practice?
      at your place?
      nah, we rent a room
      then no
      so only at home?
      also no, but you can practice on it twice a month
      sigh okay
      #two weeks later
      hey, im here for warranty. the tuner doesnt hold pitch
      YOU HAVE TUNED IT? man, i hope you booked the warranty plus

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 3 роки тому +2

      @@thetruth4580 ah yes lets cover the two most common ones

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 3 роки тому

      I walk in there and come out with a new reason why I hate them. So I Go To my Avon IRC Music and get it there.

  • @mariospertsinidis
    @mariospertsinidis 4 роки тому +718

    *walks in guitar store*
    Me:Hey, do you sell guitars here?
    Store employee: Ughhhhhh let me check

    • @architnamboodiri235
      @architnamboodiri235 3 роки тому +31

      “I’ll transfer you”

    • @mythhead2688
      @mythhead2688 3 роки тому +24

      Here?
      At “Guitar World”?
      Gee, I dunno.

    • @elkeegre1925
      @elkeegre1925 3 роки тому +12

      @@mythhead2688 the comment I was looking for!!!

    • @onlypurethoughts
      @onlypurethoughts 8 днів тому

      "No sir, we don't sell any guitars here, we just use all these guitars that you see hanging all around the walls and other various places only for decoration"

  • @Twice_Marvel
    @Twice_Marvel 7 років тому +689

    Warranty on guitar picks. This is gold

    • @proudwing2397
      @proudwing2397 7 років тому +45

      ERIC GIBSON youre def gonna need it 😂

    • @MrOverfloater
      @MrOverfloater 7 років тому +62

      does it cover a dropped pick?

    • @eliasmontoya5058
      @eliasmontoya5058 6 років тому +31

      MrOverfloater depends on where you dropped it, the warranty doesnt cover water damage

    • @nickdesimone6208
      @nickdesimone6208 6 років тому

      ERIC GIBSON it was on the capo one

  • @papitagang8866
    @papitagang8866 8 років тому +2935

    Types of guitarists at guitar center pleaseeeeeee

    • @jacklaird114
      @jacklaird114 8 років тому +4

      yes!!!!^^^^

    • @kormendymatyas8667
      @kormendymatyas8667 8 років тому +2

      he kinda did it with the namm one

    • @zamkowicz
      @zamkowicz 8 років тому +1

      +ol skien This needs to happen!

    • @DaviD2471100
      @DaviD2471100 8 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @papitagang8866
      @papitagang8866 8 років тому +11

      jesus christ 90 likes?!?!?!
      you guys are insane !!
      btw does anyone have a kapoo?

  • @beanza_
    @beanza_ 3 роки тому +287

    Guy: what does custom distortion sound like?
    Jared: *AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH*

  • @lucielouise2008
    @lucielouise2008 4 роки тому +2331

    the scariest thing is going to a guitar store when you’re just beginning or don’t really know a lot and they just judge you and give you and the other employees a look that says you shouldn’t be there

    • @goldenpenguin5592
      @goldenpenguin5592 4 роки тому +196

      That’s why I don’t want to go into a store but I don’t wanna order online so I’m trying to figure out how to get this hobby started

    • @fifadillon3819
      @fifadillon3819 4 роки тому +210

      I’m in the same position but I think I’m just going to suck it up and go in the store and why should I care if they judge me on my skill or knowledge gotta start somewhere

    • @ninjatube8779
      @ninjatube8779 4 роки тому +98

      Don't stress it, I was a beginner too and was scared to go guitar center but they were really nice

    • @ashg9023
      @ashg9023 4 роки тому +151

      If a guitar store does that don't give them your business. Find a good one that will support you as a beginner as you know they will help you out even when you're experienced.

    • @caitlyntasse5932
      @caitlyntasse5932 4 роки тому +62

      I was thinking the same thing 5 years ago when I started, I’m a girl and had never played guitar before and I reallyyyy didn’t want to go in but I wanted to learn to play, so I went in to my local stores and I would look at price, and i would just try stuff out and even just hold it so see how it felt, dont be afraid to ask questions to the employees because that’s why they’re there, they want other people to pick up their hobby of playing guitar too

  • @vtricko2391
    @vtricko2391 5 років тому +5811

    guitar center is the game stop of music

  • @dustinolmstead95
    @dustinolmstead95 7 років тому +547

    "Then why are you here?"
    "...To buy a guitar..."

    • @Moushgames
      @Moushgames 7 років тому

      but why

    • @bottlecap6169
      @bottlecap6169 7 років тому +27

      Oh, you watched the video too? What a coincidence!

    • @nataliesealey6342
      @nataliesealey6342 7 років тому +24

      Dustin Olmstead ....because guitar...

  • @Da_Swifta
    @Da_Swifta 4 роки тому +375

    ”You want cleartone? Sorry man, We only use Ernie Ball”
    *Proceeds to stand in front of a Wall of D’addarios*

  • @EricBlackmonGuitar
    @EricBlackmonGuitar 3 роки тому +754

    This whole thing is flat out hilarious. I thought I was in Guitar Center.

    • @TooLooze
      @TooLooze 3 роки тому +2

      Check out Eric Blackmons`s channel. He's real people...

    • @austinhawkins1443
      @austinhawkins1443 2 роки тому +2

      @@TooLooze oh yeah

    • @marlinthornell4660
      @marlinthornell4660 Рік тому +1

      Lol my thoughts too. Maybe they'll throw in free strap locks if I buy a Les Paul 🤣

  • @ThisIsReadyMade
    @ThisIsReadyMade 7 років тому +1460

    "What about the custom distortion?"
    *pterodactyl noise*

    • @jxomxo
      @jxomxo 6 років тому +22

      How do you know what pterodactyls sound like

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 6 років тому +6

      Thanks for repeating what we just heard

    • @zareph4350
      @zareph4350 6 років тому +4

      Satan you are super fucking late dude, come earlier next time.

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 6 років тому +6

      Zareph oh no im late so i cant comment on anything

    • @zareph4350
      @zareph4350 6 років тому +1

      Satan well seriously think about it, a year later, yeah like they are gonna fucking care.

  • @acgm046
    @acgm046 8 років тому +486

    - Hey, can I help you with anything?
    - No I'm good.
    - *Thank God*

  • @hurt4265
    @hurt4265 4 роки тому +283

    what does a whammy do?
    jared: WHOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOUP

  • @howmanysubscanigetwithoutp2420
    @howmanysubscanigetwithoutp2420 4 роки тому +2609

    Whenever I go into a guitar center I feel like a kid in a candy shop
    Except I can't afford any of the candy
    Or as one comment pointed out I can't eat the guitars

  • @shhhquietplease6264
    @shhhquietplease6264 6 років тому +662

    "customer service. nah thats customer service, let me transfer you"

    • @thehybridkiller1370
      @thehybridkiller1370 5 років тому +5

      prettycute andexpensive my favorite quote of the video

    • @alecman95
      @alecman95 4 роки тому

      We've also watched the video

  • @franklinlaws498
    @franklinlaws498 8 років тому +632

    I was legitimately wondering what the crap a "kapoo" was for about half the video.

    • @jyepenton6608
      @jyepenton6608 8 років тому +109

      +Franklin Laws Did you feel that overwhelming sense of stupidity when you saw a Capo...
      I felt it...

    • @franklinlaws498
      @franklinlaws498 8 років тому +3

      +Jye Penton Absolutely

    • @rk28984
      @rk28984 8 років тому +9

      +Franklin Laws Kapoo is a village in the Doufelgou Prefecture in the Kara Region of north-eastern Togo. ;)

    • @TheShawnRaven
      @TheShawnRaven 8 років тому

      !

    • @phatsnag
      @phatsnag 8 років тому +1

      +Franklin Laws Is it pronounced "kappoo" or "kay-po" ?

  • @themoistman1116
    @themoistman1116 4 роки тому +1535

    As someone who works at guitar center........
    yes.

    • @anthonyhernandez6521
      @anthonyhernandez6521 4 роки тому +6

      What guitar would you recommend for a beginner

    • @eog5217
      @eog5217 4 роки тому +5

      Anthony Hernandez anything tbh, get what model inspires you

    • @joeisnothome
      @joeisnothome 3 роки тому +8

      @@anthonyhernandez6521 squier strat all the way. I'm still playing my first squier to this day.

    • @foxygrandpa_9139
      @foxygrandpa_9139 3 роки тому +2

      Joe Randall could I learn to play guitar via UA-cam videos?

    • @mattthemetalguitarist
      @mattthemetalguitarist 3 роки тому +1

      @@foxygrandpa_9139 You could, I do, but weekly guitar lessons help a lot as well.

  • @charliejohnson9090
    @charliejohnson9090 4 роки тому +181

    3:21 what does the whamey do
    Jared: WHEEOOOOOOOMMMMMMOOOEEWWWWEEEE

    • @dmlaughlin76
      @dmlaughlin76 3 роки тому +1

      and you feel this is accurate?

  • @masakookawa6652
    @masakookawa6652 5 років тому +2742

    *capoo*

    • @manbird2184
      @manbird2184 4 роки тому +85

      *K A P O O*

    • @kindajustanidiot9833
      @kindajustanidiot9833 4 роки тому +68

      “ hey do you know what a kapoo is”
      “ don’t you work here?”

    • @ViktorSarge
      @ViktorSarge 4 роки тому +15

      It's very tempting to use this pronunciation in the future 😂

    • @leunamluna9372
      @leunamluna9372 4 роки тому +5

      K. A. P. O. O. O OO O I INSHS

    • @mikaylalyanne5248
      @mikaylalyanne5248 4 роки тому +48

      It took me so long to realize he was talking about a capo

  • @roblaws739
    @roblaws739 6 років тому +2466

    "Hey man what's the custom distortion pedal sound like?"
    Employee: "....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @carlosh06
    @carlosh06 4 роки тому +46

    The pedal imitations were the funniest

  • @wyattsilfies5032
    @wyattsilfies5032 4 роки тому +188

    I wish there were more left handed guitars in guitar stores, I'm left handed

    • @rottiesdad
      @rottiesdad 4 роки тому +12

      FREEAAAKKK!

    • @masnitumor
      @masnitumor 4 роки тому +6

      I have a guitar for lefties bit I can't play it cause I'm right handed. Oh, why do I have it? My dad din't play that guitar for 11 years and it was just sitting in the garage in it's case. Now it just sits in my room...

    • @genzeuronymous7787
      @genzeuronymous7787 3 роки тому +3

      Nikki im a left handed bass, i dont think i could play a left handed guitar as good unless i restring it because i learned how to play on a right handed bass, backwards and upside down.

    • @thealmightyone8678
      @thealmightyone8678 3 роки тому +1

      Nikki you can fix it by restringing it and switch the strings around

    • @mattthemetalguitarist
      @mattthemetalguitarist 3 роки тому +1

      I'm a lefty, but I learned to play guitar right-handed, its nice cause I got a bunch more options of guitars

  • @dibbi3237
    @dibbi3237 7 років тому +734

    I once got the evil eye for pocketing a guitar center pick after buying a $250 acoustic

    • @eddieyetagain6861
      @eddieyetagain6861 7 років тому +77

      ive accadentally took one and its now my lucky pic

    • @airistotal897
      @airistotal897 7 років тому +1

      yngwie?

    • @willyorkmusic467
      @willyorkmusic467 7 років тому +18

      Littleguy Appleby I've got a crap ton of Guitar Center's free picks

    • @mickeybreezy
      @mickeybreezy 7 років тому +71

      At my Guitar Center I ask for a pick nearly every time I go there. I felt so bad about this that one time I was there and asked if they sold a pack of picks and the guy was like "No but I can give several of these" as he pulled out the fishbowl and gave me like 5. It was awesome. They are like their business cards so they don't really mind giving them away.

    • @nharry9763
      @nharry9763 7 років тому +5

      Littleguy Appleby I take those all of the time😂

  • @gabrielhole-jones2547
    @gabrielhole-jones2547 8 років тому +1568

    I want to see Jared do a video with his voice imitating pedals. That was amazing.

    • @flower-ld5id
      @flower-ld5id 8 років тому

      😂

    • @jboonum6736
      @jboonum6736 8 років тому +19

      The phaser was hilarious

    • @WarframeCrunch
      @WarframeCrunch 8 років тому +1

      +Gabriel Hole-Jones +Jared Dines HAhahah yeah that would be great video : D

    • @Snolferd
      @Snolferd 8 років тому +1

      +Gabriel Hole-Jones That'd be amazing :D

    • @testingthings81
      @testingthings81 8 років тому +2

      +Gabriel Hole-Jones He should do voice djent! :D

  • @manofthewest5395
    @manofthewest5395 2 роки тому +84

    When I was 17, I went to a Guitar Center and asked the poor girl at the sales desk if they had any flying v's. She proceded to lead me around the entire store picking up random guitars and handing them to me. She didn't even know what a flying v was. I know she was probably a minimum wage college student, but that experience forever cemented by dislike for Guitar Center.

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 Рік тому +8

      Doubt you could afford one and she knew it. I wouldn't give you that much time. If you can't identify a Flying V by yourself looking around you need to go home. The Guitar Ctr. team is taught to recognize Kiss Army

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 Рік тому +7

      @@kendallevans4079
      My thoughts exactly.

  • @Karla_wthaK
    @Karla_wthaK 3 роки тому +259

    Love this, esp. being a female. It’s so true, you get hit on, judged, or ignored.
    But, the worst I always have is going in the room full of classical and acoustic guitars, and they’re atrociously out of tune. Ask for a tuner and I always get the “We don’t have one,” or, “You know those are classical right?”
    I’ve been plying classical guitar for 20yrs. Yes, that’s what I want to play, and how do you not have a tuner I could borrow?!?! -_-

    • @assworm7567
      @assworm7567 2 роки тому +1

      B E I N G A F E M A L E
      Mate you have a hole in your body not the Staff of Magnus no need to tell everyoneeeee

    • @LividGaming
      @LividGaming Рік тому +4

      Use ur phone it’s a tuner ☠️

    • @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse
      @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse 3 місяці тому +1

      Well if you will objectify yourself by putting a guitar around your neck, what do you expect? 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @thatdude034
      @thatdude034 Місяць тому

      @@LividGamingApp tuners aren't as accurate so if they actually want to sell guitars they should have a proper tuner ready so the costumer can hear the guitar at it's best.

  • @stephendonovan9084
    @stephendonovan9084 6 років тому +3886

    "I want a guitar."
    "But, why?"
    "Because GUITAR."
    Perfect argument, 10/10

    • @ketranza19
      @ketranza19 5 років тому +14

      TOTALLY

    • @calebevans3690
      @calebevans3690 5 років тому +55

      my dad and I right there. "but you already have an electric guitar, why would you save for another one" "because mine is an Ibanez...Gio...it's not even worth the wood, plastic, and metal it's made from"

    • @mroland808
      @mroland808 5 років тому +5

      @@calebevans3690 noooo I'm about to buy a gio

    • @terjir.
      @terjir. 5 років тому +18

      Hhaahh Soo me
      Dad:Why do you need another one?
      Me:Because GUITAR

    • @youweremymuse
      @youweremymuse 5 років тому +1

      Caleb Evans I love my Gio! I am a v beginner but it sounds decent and does it's job so to me it's worth it's weight in gold

  • @squidbooty1
    @squidbooty1 6 років тому +1970

    "Hey man could I get a loud metal amp? Sure I have just the thing." (Pulls up the amp I own and I begin to sweat profusely)

    • @darealdovahkiin3652
      @darealdovahkiin3652 6 років тому +42

      Squid Booty Lmaooo same hahaha

    • @chair6703
      @chair6703 5 років тому +4

      same!

    • @chair6703
      @chair6703 5 років тому +28

      i asked the same exact question when i got mine and they pulled up that blackstar

    • @lemlem35
      @lemlem35 5 років тому +14

      I think the other joke is Fluff is notorious for his hatred of Blackstar amps

    • @ApatheticallyPleasing
      @ApatheticallyPleasing 5 років тому +12

      I had that amp and it broke after two months ;-;
      I rarely even used it and I never turned it up loud, idk why it broke.

  • @thebooknerd7914
    @thebooknerd7914 4 роки тому +2531

    As a female guitarist i hate it when this happens
    Person: is that a guitar
    Me: yup
    Person: it looks really nice on your wall
    Me: yup
    Person: how much was it?
    Me: three, four hundred. I was on a tight budget
    Person: do you play
    Me: I DIDN'T SPEND FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ON A FRICKING WALL DECORATION. YES I FRICKING PLAY

    • @anubis9094
      @anubis9094 4 роки тому +40

      Rock on

    • @squeethesane
      @squeethesane 4 роки тому +111

      Now I want to meet an instruments purely for decoration person... When they breathe on glass does it fog? Do they breathe or do they imbibe oxygen through osmosis via never blinking eyes? WE NEED TO KNOW

    • @SepiaQuotient
      @SepiaQuotient 4 роки тому +1

      :v

    • @StealthheartDraws
      @StealthheartDraws 4 роки тому +1

      Saaaaaame 😂😂

    • @guitarwithoutsoul4138
      @guitarwithoutsoul4138 4 роки тому +1

      @@SepiaQuotient ok papu

  • @eliasswift2921
    @eliasswift2921 3 роки тому +82

    "No Stairway"
    *plays Free Bird*
    "No, you can't play that either"
    *plays Wonderwall*
    "Get out"

  • @definandstuff8926
    @definandstuff8926 6 років тому +484

    “Who tuned this? Was it me? I think it was me.”

    • @wyvern4588
      @wyvern4588 4 роки тому +4

      I saw a $1500 guitar with a 8 inch piece of untrimmed string hanging off of it. Yeah, Guitar repair? nope!

    • @GNVS300
      @GNVS300 4 роки тому +9

      He said the same thing in Things Studio Drummers Say

  • @uncannyalex6905
    @uncannyalex6905 7 років тому +751

    so true... ive walked out with so many picks from guitar center

    • @jackfox6793
      @jackfox6793 7 років тому +3

      Uncanny-Alex ditto

    • @cavecookie1
      @cavecookie1 7 років тому +56

      Only thing I ever walked out with at Guitar Center was a bad taste in my mouth.

    • @nataliesealey6342
      @nataliesealey6342 7 років тому +7

      UncannyAlex they are free so why not

    • @freakazoid2959
      @freakazoid2959 6 років тому +4

      cavecookie1 ahhh..bad taste in your mouth?....

    • @zeboganorawitz5153
      @zeboganorawitz5153 6 років тому +1

      I have 45 of them.

  • @notLL5
    @notLL5 4 роки тому +17

    4:40 “uh, what about the custom phaser?”
    jared: becomes bird

  • @CometMasonTrucker
    @CometMasonTrucker 4 роки тому +170

    In 2020, a wuhan cymbal doesn’t sound so good

  • @thatduckjenry
    @thatduckjenry 6 років тому +883

    If only you could steal drum sticks like you can with picks...

  • @thisisobviously
    @thisisobviously 8 років тому +12278

    Ya'll should seriously make a show like the Office but a guitar store xD

    • @fazefrank4671
      @fazefrank4671 8 років тому +408

      I'll watch it

    • @Ferretclaw444
      @Ferretclaw444 8 років тому +77

      +thisisobviously yeeessss

    • @StrangerPage
      @StrangerPage 8 років тому +221

      +thisisobviously THIS! Possibly alternate between guitar shop and a studio and get spectre sound studios on it too

    • @Alcoda777
      @Alcoda777 8 років тому +28

      OH MY GOD YESSSSSS

    • @BryanDrift
      @BryanDrift 8 років тому +18

      +thisisobviously geniusss

  • @speakingforcrows5227
    @speakingforcrows5227 4 роки тому +38

    You pretty much embodied what annoys me most as a woman. Seriously: either it's the boyfriend thing, I even had someone say: "we have hello Kitty guitars down there". I said: "okay, let me see them". And then proceeded to play Lamb of God, Opeth etc. on that guitar. The guy's face was priceless.

  • @megaman7799
    @megaman7799 2 роки тому +13

    "Can I help you with anything?"
    "No I'm good."
    "Thank god."
    I'm pretty sure that's just everyone who works in retail.

  • @karleeweeg4998
    @karleeweeg4998 7 років тому +255

    "This is $5,000"
    "You want this guitar" 😂😂😂

    • @since1876
      @since1876 6 років тому +6

      It wasn't quite 5k but this literally happened to me when my mom and I went to get my first guitar when I was 12. The guy came out with this 1200 dollar guitar saying, "Look, if your kid is serious about guitar, this is the one he needs!" my mom just looked him right in the eye and said, "Look, if you're serious about getting a sell, this is NOT what I need." lol
      I ended up with a 50 dollar nylon string guitar. :D I still have it. I wish the guy were better at selling expensive guitars, though....

  • @bigrushman3001
    @bigrushman3001 5 років тому +333

    "What about the custom distortion"
    *Actual death sounds*

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 3 роки тому +6

      I was thinking windows 98 computer crashing

  • @teddy8490
    @teddy8490 3 роки тому +13

    2:12 i have that exact amp and it is in fact a really loud metal amp

  • @timmuller459
    @timmuller459 7 місяців тому

    we need more of that bro. The good stuff

  • @AllyLai
    @AllyLai 7 років тому +5135

    took me like 4 minutes to realise kapooo was capo

    • @michael350p6
      @michael350p6 6 років тому +39

      me 2

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 6 років тому +60

      Yeah that's how you pronounce it in america

    • @ericcartman597
      @ericcartman597 6 років тому +32

      Ally Lai I thought it was a kazoo

    • @westonlorenzini2115
      @westonlorenzini2115 6 років тому +6

      What is a capo?

    • @Chumly409
      @Chumly409 6 років тому +41

      I started to Google "Kapoo" and thanks to ya'll, "Capo" was 2nd suggestion. "Oh, Capo!" It's Kapoo from now on though. Going to troll all the Guitar Centers.

  • @cammanm8
    @cammanm8 7 років тому +303

    3:55 this actually happened to me once when I was at guitar center when I was like 12. They all were on break for like 45 minutes XD

    • @eeeeeeeeee
      @eeeeeeeeee 7 років тому +12

      Me too. I wanted to try a fretless bass, and I asked to a guy, that said:"not now!" And all the others employees where too busy. In the end, another guy arrived, said "I want to try a bass" and started playing. He has been there for 30 fucking minutes, than I decided to go away. Never tried that fretless, and I'm kinda sad of that :c

    • @eeeeeeeeee
      @eeeeeeeeee 7 років тому +3

      dbltrplx lol I'd prefer to not be arrested

    • @yoqum
      @yoqum 7 років тому +2

      dbltrplx I would just play Smells Like Teen Spirit intro over and over again

  • @drealice4938
    @drealice4938 4 роки тому +49

    as a girl walking into a guitar shop, i could only say, every-damn-time.
    : this pink guitar would look cute on you!
    : electric? acoustic fits you more
    : do you play taylor swift
    good days 😂

  • @mariothedevil1537
    @mariothedevil1537 3 роки тому +23

    I played 4:37 right into my mic during class, and my teacher stopped the lesson and said “Who is gargling?”
    I died laughing

  • @Kryptic420
    @Kryptic420 6 років тому +407

    "Acoustics? Nah, you want Ukuleles."
    *Takes 3 steps, plants feet*
    "Land of Yooks?"

    • @Mysyns
      @Mysyns 5 років тому +6

      Kryptic uke

  • @ridgecrest8925
    @ridgecrest8925 7 років тому +2114

    i was wondering what the fuck a capoo is but it ended up being this guy mispronouncing capo

    • @felixpeat8482
      @felixpeat8482 7 років тому +16

      ikr

    • @Lune96Official
      @Lune96Official 7 років тому +19

      Aizu 50 troll ever since this video, that's how I pronounce Capo. Not cape-oh, but kapooo XD

    • @marquotellurico9574
      @marquotellurico9574 7 років тому +62

      maybe capoo = shitty capo

    • @thewalrus5198
      @thewalrus5198 7 років тому

      +Aizu 50 troll it's spelled kapo

    • @pingpongpung
      @pingpongpung 7 років тому

      Nope: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capo

  • @zeyy84
    @zeyy84 4 роки тому +8

    2:27 I like how his background changes with the department too

  • @ghostface9772
    @ghostface9772 4 роки тому +11

    "I could probably get my manager to sign up too. He played bass in Crossfade"
    So your manager is Mitch James?

  • @Kyyp3r
    @Kyyp3r 8 років тому +129

    My last time at the local guitar store:
    -Hey, can I try out that Epiphone?
    -I don't know man, I just cleaned it and it's black, I'm sure you understand
    Yeah I'm sure you can guess who'll buy online after this

    • @marcusmanroe9455
      @marcusmanroe9455 8 років тому +1

      And who will pay more for shipping and risk it being damaged in the process and also still can't try it out before purchasing it.
      You really stuck it to 'em champ!

    • @marcusmanroe9455
      @marcusmanroe9455 8 років тому +3

      +Stephen Bennett That's a dick move. I mean, obviously a customer isn't gonna take the time to think about it because why should they, right? Showrooming is not only a nuisance, but a waste of the employees time.
      As someone who works in a music shop I can tell you that in store pricing is spot on almost all of the time, at least at my store. We also price match if it's something reasonable and from an authorized vendor

    • @TheGrimjerk
      @TheGrimjerk 7 років тому +32

      Well then his local sales guy shouldn't be a dick and refuse to let him try the Epiphone. As someone who used to run a brick and mortar store, if one of my employees had decline to let a customer try out an axe because he didn't want to have to clean it again, that employee would be back to flipping burgers the next day.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 7 років тому +1

      then those People don't deserve to earn money, or the Guy to have this Job

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 7 років тому

      then those People don't deserve to earn money, or the Guy to have this Job

  • @joelcruz1996
    @joelcruz1996 7 років тому +682

    Warranty for picks is always needed

    • @misteralfie
      @misteralfie 6 років тому +7

      Joel Cruz for real, I broke 1 pick this week and last week 2

    • @trulsolsen683
      @trulsolsen683 5 років тому +2

      I mean I can wear out one of those softer picks from like 5 songs so yeah I could need pick warranty

    • @xena1384
      @xena1384 5 років тому

      Angelo Heringa nah I loose them

    • @lilyantaki4778
      @lilyantaki4778 5 років тому +1

      Angelo Heringa dude u need to get thicker picks XD

    • @prometheusvenom7189
      @prometheusvenom7189 5 років тому

      Angelo Heringa 🤣

  • @theunboxingsheep9965
    @theunboxingsheep9965 4 роки тому +4

    6:47 Gives a beginner a Floyd rose

  • @Aw_drew_it
    @Aw_drew_it 6 місяців тому

    I'm glad they let do that and play along with you. I wish you would do more like this it's hilarious 😂

  • @ashleyjohansson230
    @ashleyjohansson230 8 років тому +598

    this is so true, as a woman, i go to guitar center and people treat me like a fucking moron

    • @YMSHE
      @YMSHE 8 років тому +40

      Wait, girls don't fart, do they?

    • @precisionbrown6829
      @precisionbrown6829 8 років тому +5

      I've been looked at but not treated badly at all

    • @precisionbrown6829
      @precisionbrown6829 8 років тому +65

      I'm female and I never had a problem. Maybe because I wasn't looking, I knew what I wanted. A nice capoo

    • @jensvide777
      @jensvide777 7 років тому

      Well I found that not letting yourself be treated however really helps.

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 7 років тому +4

      Jesus Christ im not a feminist. So are you saying this never happens??? Oh I guess this video is just a feminist video then.

  • @junkpot17
    @junkpot17 8 років тому +274

    This is Guitar Center all the way. They actually have 2 meetings every day on how to sell extended warranties and how to be a complete jerkoff.

    • @LeeVai666
      @LeeVai666 7 років тому +16

      as a former employee i can confirm this. also you lose $ out of your check if you dont sell enough warranties. true story.

    • @michaeljenkins9052
      @michaeljenkins9052 7 років тому +7

      +SofaKingLeet well I was considering applying there, but that's bs, nevermind

    • @LeeVai666
      @LeeVai666 7 років тому +2

      Michael Jenkins dont waste your time. they want you to be an expert on vintage gear that you will never see.

    • @michaeljenkins9052
      @michaeljenkins9052 7 років тому +3

      +SofaKingLeet well considering I run an epiphone through a crate amp, I don't know crap about vintage gear

    • @LeeVai666
      @LeeVai666 7 років тому +1

      Michael Jenkins nothing wrong with balling on a budget. tone is all in the fingers anyway.

  • @jordanbridge9906
    @jordanbridge9906 4 роки тому +44

    I love how they actually chained the background of every call 😂😂2:27

  • @xv.luc1d
    @xv.luc1d 7 місяців тому

    This is gold. I'm back here from 2017

  • @Manoloutti
    @Manoloutti 8 років тому +476

    bloopers please !!!

  • @DemocraticDictator
    @DemocraticDictator 6 років тому +387

    5:24 the perfect answer to the " why do you want the buy this?"
    Because Guitar!!!

  • @jinus5770
    @jinus5770 4 роки тому +552

    No one:
    The special ed kid in the back of the class: 4:42

    • @HentaiJesus69
      @HentaiJesus69 4 роки тому +86

      4:36 when a 1998 computer crashes

    • @lanius3653
      @lanius3653 4 роки тому +29

      Nobody:
      EntityZero: yOu ArE bAd aT cOmEdY i Am BeTTeR

    • @HentaiJesus69
      @HentaiJesus69 4 роки тому +6

      @@lanius3653 I have achieved comedy

    • @HentaiJesus69
      @HentaiJesus69 4 роки тому +6

      @EntityZero thank you

    • @nielsenkasser673
      @nielsenkasser673 4 роки тому +2

      omg ur going to hell😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rickiewardrobe583
    @rickiewardrobe583 4 роки тому +3

    I cried when he sighed after being told the guy was just looking😂😂😂

  • @christosssss
    @christosssss 8 років тому +123

    I work at Guitar Center, and this is DEAD ACCURATE LMAO

    • @AbhiBass96
      @AbhiBass96 8 років тому +4

      +Newh I hope you dont have That half guitar lying around lol

    • @christosssss
      @christosssss 8 років тому +3

      +Abhi Bass96 We have a neck under the display glass xD

    • @AbhiBass96
      @AbhiBass96 8 років тому +3

      GREAT! LOL

    • @bucketrance
      @bucketrance 8 років тому +2

      +Newh I hope your manager doesn't sees this lmao

    • @christosssss
      @christosssss 8 років тому +5

      +Desi guy I hope he does lol. I enjoy my job there, but honestly he's a shithead.

  • @byoolous4513
    @byoolous4513 6 років тому +608

    4:34 "What about the custom distortion?" *"A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A"*

  • @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto2389
    @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto2389 4 роки тому +9

    5:25 because guitar
    Great argument

  • @mrmagoo8956
    @mrmagoo8956 3 роки тому +2

    This is like the office of UA-cam videos.
    I keep coming back

  • @melatonin8025
    @melatonin8025 7 років тому +1397

    "This is merely for satire and does not reflect the actual business ethic of guitar stores and their employees."
    yes they do.

    • @mikedaicy
      @mikedaicy 5 років тому +5

      i would give you a like but having 666 likes in a metal video is so amazing

    • @AdamPangFireCracker
      @AdamPangFireCracker 5 років тому +1

      Austin Morrison Tf?

  • @daviddylan9097
    @daviddylan9097 7 років тому +188

    Guy at Sam Ash gave me a handful of guitar picks when I told him I didn't use guitar picks xD

    • @Twice_Marvel
      @Twice_Marvel 7 років тому +11

      David Dylan lmao that's awesome

    • @mxdabstboss4034
      @mxdabstboss4034 7 років тому +15

      I W's at a music store with my sis so she could get a new guitar and after I payed for it the cashier was like take some picks to me and I was like o_0 I play saxophone then he said take em anyways

    • @TmanBlades
      @TmanBlades 7 років тому +8

      David Dylan Sam ash is the best 👍🏻. So much better than guitar center.

  • @dbdaylightsgames5747
    @dbdaylightsgames5747 3 роки тому

    Still one of my favorite dines videos

  • @nolanrogers8706
    @nolanrogers8706 3 роки тому +3

    this skit is so funny i’m dying over here

  • @annawolfe.
    @annawolfe. 7 років тому +503

    Guitar Centre once tried to give me $350 for a 6 month old Gibson Les Paul Special that cost $1,100. Ended up selling it on Craigslist for $750.

    • @oldGnRrocks1
      @oldGnRrocks1 7 років тому +45

      why didnt you sell it for more though? guitars dont really lose their value, unless they get dented or slightly damaged.

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 7 років тому +39

      Again, Guitar center is like Lamestop for instruments. It's easier to take it to a local music store or a pawn shop to retain what you've paid for. I prefer taking it to church, make a couple cents, and be strongly blessed for it.

    • @annawolfe.
      @annawolfe. 7 років тому +3

      oldGnRrocks1 I needed money fast

    • @bang8782
      @bang8782 7 років тому +3

      I just bought a tele there a month ago and the dude was super helpful. usually they're fuckin cocks in there though

    • @BroderickProductionz
      @BroderickProductionz 7 років тому +16

      We give 60% of what the lowest to mid-priced sold eBay price goes for. Not our fault, just company rules ya feel

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 5 років тому +105

    The amount of times employees instantly lose interest when I say ‘im just looking’ is hilarious

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 Рік тому

      That's probably a truth for every specialty store. 😅

    • @JaxReds
      @JaxReds 6 місяців тому

      Mostly cuz you just instantly feel like your crowding them after they say it. At least in my experience

    • @SurfinTheKaliYuga
      @SurfinTheKaliYuga 4 місяці тому

      Cuz it's a retail store, not a zoo. Come in with money and buy something, don't waste our time.

    • @JackT13
      @JackT13 4 місяці тому

      @@SurfinTheKaliYuga the one near me is a zoo, I go to watch the local creatures attempt to play Smoke On The Water

  • @nikolaismallwood8215
    @nikolaismallwood8215 4 роки тому +2

    3:22
    "What does a whammy do?"
    *mimics a whammy noise*
    I love this part.

  • @luismarioXD
    @luismarioXD 3 роки тому +7

    Thanks for having made this video. Let's hope some of those obnoxious employees wacth it and know how disgusting they are...

  • @alonso2037
    @alonso2037 7 років тому +118

    my dream is to open a proper instrument store to treat musicians with respect

    • @JTW_Music
      @JTW_Music 6 років тому +3

      They do exist, but they are few and far between. I encourage you to pursue your dream!! I had the honour of teaching at a proper, respectful music store for many years.

    • @Johnny6666
      @Johnny6666 6 років тому +2

      You'll be outta business in 3 days. :)

    • @collinjensen6671
      @collinjensen6671 6 років тому +1

      good luck man!!!

  • @thedude3716
    @thedude3716 7 років тому +93

    I was at guitar center yesterday and saturday. Four of these things happened.

  • @veerayyahorapeti6896
    @veerayyahorapeti6896 4 роки тому +4

    Ryan : purchases picks
    Jared : cool man do you want warranty with this

  • @toastytoast7634
    @toastytoast7634 4 роки тому +11

    Friend: "Bro, your crush is coming this way, act normal."
    Me: @4:36

  • @jonas10sej
    @jonas10sej 6 років тому +796

    -Knock Knock
    -Who's there?
    -Cap
    -Cap Who?
    -What is that?

    • @jestle
      @jestle 6 років тому +7

      Jonas5537 Oh my gosh... XD

    • @leomarkus6649
      @leomarkus6649 5 років тому

      Jonas5537 I

    • @NyqWill95
      @NyqWill95 5 років тому +9

      I’ve seen 15 people with this profile picture of JC Denton it’s like the Justin Y of profile pictures

    • @zoranflorizoone8760
      @zoranflorizoone8760 5 років тому +1

      OH YEAH YEAH

    • @georginafoster1
      @georginafoster1 5 років тому +1

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @bootboy710
    @bootboy710 5 років тому +275

    4:36 when u have to sing in church

  • @uroborospd2691
    @uroborospd2691 3 роки тому +7

    3:23
    No one :
    My squire whammy:

  • @hoebread7584
    @hoebread7584 4 роки тому +1

    hearing jared imitate pedals is the funniest thing ive encountered in a while

  • @alexelbarrios
    @alexelbarrios 8 років тому +466

    capoo!
    you should put that on a t shirt

  • @Kralixus
    @Kralixus 7 років тому +65

    4:36 Jared sounds like dial-up internet sound

  • @Tanya-yu6mf
    @Tanya-yu6mf 4 роки тому +9

    5:29 lol that's me. so I need a guitar, I really like how Satchel's sounds from steel panthers, needs to be neck-through type blabla. *sees pink one* YES

  • @jessehoopes7042
    @jessehoopes7042 2 роки тому

    This is one of the greatest videos ever in you tube is a literal classic no joke if there was a top 10 you tube video's this would be number one

  • @patrick0390
    @patrick0390 7 років тому +183

    Man all of this is true when I get a guitar and I start playing someone is saying that guitar fits on me you want to buy it and I said nah just playing this guitar

    • @harryevans1117
      @harryevans1117 7 років тому +13

      Ikr I'm going to a guitar store for the first time tomorrow and my dad's gonna drop me off for like 3 hours so I can just play Gibsons the whole time 😂😂😂

    • @user-qe5uv1cj1x
      @user-qe5uv1cj1x 7 років тому

      +Harry Evans How was it?

    • @LandingNow
      @LandingNow 7 років тому +50

      Dont forget to buy few picks or strings, for the hours spent on playing their guitars lol

    • @fameliartunes844
      @fameliartunes844 7 років тому

      Harry Evans Omg haha

    • @Otterpoptheotter
      @Otterpoptheotter 6 років тому +1

      Literally I swear every guitar store employee either says "it looks good on you" or gives you a death stare when you start playing without approaching them

  • @pokemonstudi0s
    @pokemonstudi0s 7 років тому +699

    I. Hate. When. They. Always. Ask. If. I want. The. Warranty. I take. Care. Of my stuff.

    • @bengarcia9612
      @bengarcia9612 7 років тому +44

      When i first got a nice les paul i got the warranty and dropped it second day i had it the only time i ever drop a guitar but they saved me

    • @tristanfreides7533
      @tristanfreides7533 7 років тому +13

      Tom Morello yup and when it breaks like mine did without any warning have fun paying a specialist to fix it! Also hope your drunk friends don't spill beer on your pickups bud. It's called being a smart responsible instrument owner man, don't be a jack off.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 7 років тому +19

      Warranty isn't an idiot tax, it's a spare tire. I have warranty on all of my electronics, even though I've not once screwed them. There's a first time for everything.

    • @BigTechie24
      @BigTechie24 7 років тому +13

      Tom Morello warranties are a great way to protect against accidents. My rule is pick an amount that you can easily come up with to replace a piece of equipment if it fails, mine is $150, any gear that costs more than that get the warranty. That amount or less no warranty. That simple.

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 7 років тому +3

      +Tom Morello Good thing I'm a dollar budget luthier, but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WARRANTY PICKS?(picks are for pussies tbh) And warranty's are useless life vests since a company could be under new management and has the power to void/reject the warranty at any time(ask AVGN).

  • @warmcrunch3829
    @warmcrunch3829 4 роки тому +3

    3:50 this killed me

  • @unklstepbilly
    @unklstepbilly 4 роки тому +1

    That was funny 😂. Your Distortion pedal was spot on.

  • @willdvsds3141
    @willdvsds3141 6 років тому +228

    Person: Hey I’m looking for a beginner guitar
    Jared:* hands $5000 Floyd Rose*

    • @sebasrodriguez8273
      @sebasrodriguez8273 5 років тому +3

      will dvsds i made the wrong decision do NOT get a floyd rose as a beginner

    • @iniquity7
      @iniquity7 5 років тому +1

      @@sebasrodriguez8273 i got one as a beginner and its not hard to figure out... then again im handy with my hands i can figure shit out. and i like to work on things so actually im glad i got it

    • @gonz9278
      @gonz9278 4 роки тому +2

      @@iniquity7 same, I got a rhoads v for my first electric when I was like 11 and it taught me a lot.
      It's just funny now hearing people complain about it.

    • @kylester0055
      @kylester0055 4 роки тому

      PolarBoss 898 it’s all about feel lol

    • @iniquity7
      @iniquity7 4 роки тому +1

      @@gonz9278 nice! That's a sweet guitar

  • @gamergirlandco
    @gamergirlandco 6 років тому +66

    *L A N D O F U K E*

  • @barneydaplatypus8313
    @barneydaplatypus8313 2 роки тому +1

    fluff playing that pink strat is so wholesome lol

  • @iSchmidty13
    @iSchmidty13 4 роки тому +1

    That response to just looking was freaking perfect lmfao

  • @SkipandRun
    @SkipandRun 5 років тому +333

    4:04 Damn! That literally happened to me!

    • @A.Matt7
      @A.Matt7 5 років тому +22

      Guitar center classic

  • @PrinceRodriguezTV
    @PrinceRodriguezTV 7 років тому +139

    When I got my first paycheck and wanted to buy my first guitar at guitar center. They told me the epiphone I was trying buy was a piece of trash and sounded terrible. Because they wanted to sell 13 year old beginner me a $1,300 Gibson SG...

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 7 років тому +14

      That's why the luthier perk and ebay can be your friend in cases like these. GC goes by that dreaded commission pay roll like a dealer because they're trying to get rid of their inventory, but generate a small profit to pay these saps a living wage. I'd be fired within a week for BS reasons like telling them the truth/secrets of fixing a broken instrument without busting the bank, guitar lifehacks, and work with the customer's needs instead of throwing random stuff they can't afford/suits their needs just to be on top of the sales board.

    • @gregorkelman6258
      @gregorkelman6258 7 років тому +15

      Brandon Rodriguez how do you get a pay cheque when you were 13

    • @PrinceRodriguezTV
      @PrinceRodriguezTV 7 років тому +16

      summer job at my mom's shop

    • @scottyknoxville
      @scottyknoxville 6 років тому +5

      I went to go buy my first motorcycle, yes first motorcycle, and the dealer tried to sale me a Hayabusa. What a dick.

  • @karislost9667
    @karislost9667 2 роки тому

    The first clip is gold

  • @nicktodorov669
    @nicktodorov669 4 роки тому

    OMG I AM DYING. The pedal bit was the best