ANNOYING THINGS GUITARISTS DEAL WITH

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  • @IsaiahAudelo2442
    @IsaiahAudelo2442 7 років тому +3812

    Dropping a pick in the garage then finding it three weeks later in the microwave.

    • @G-zero07
      @G-zero07 7 років тому +43

      Isaiah Audelo dropping a drum key in the attic then finding it inside your kick some how

    • @thenotflatearth2714
      @thenotflatearth2714 7 років тому +11

      Isaiah Audelo quantum tunneling confirmed

    • @thewafflelord5051
      @thewafflelord5051 7 років тому +35

      I actually dropped a pick the other day and found it a few hours later under my computer mouse. I understand the struggle

    • @qjo
      @qjo 7 років тому +64

      Lost my last pick a week ago, so drove 10 miles to the shop, bought more. Got home and there was the lost pick sitting on the couch staring at me with a shit eating grin.

    • @Hangar-zu8xg
      @Hangar-zu8xg 7 років тому +10

      ive found a couple in the fridge

  • @SailTheRapids
    @SailTheRapids 4 роки тому +2881

    "Where the hell is my pick!?"
    *Top 10 questions science still cant answer*

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 3 роки тому +1253

    Super annoying; when a guitar pick on a table sticks to your wrist, then falls off onto the floor and finds a good place to hide. This happens to me all the time!

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 3 роки тому +13

      Happened to me with my GNR slash pick, dropped it by accident and couldnt find it for 3 days. Only to find out it was under my computer desk, i dont know how, i was on my bed playing then i dropped it only to find out it wasn't even near the bed it was under the pc.

    • @messayousa9982
      @messayousa9982 3 роки тому +8

      Im pretty sure I’ve worn a pick to school accidentally before. I don’t know how it’s possible, but I did it.

    • @ganjagoblin1939
      @ganjagoblin1939 3 роки тому +2

      One time I dropped a pick, which should've landed by my feet, but instead I ended up finding it across the room

    • @cocopuffmonkey
      @cocopuffmonkey 3 роки тому

      OH MY GOSH! That’s me every guitar lesson
      “Just a minute!”

    • @speck8553
      @speck8553 2 роки тому

      and missing picks sucks

  • @ramsaybolton8986
    @ramsaybolton8986 3 роки тому +461

    “Picking the right amp” should have gone in problems rich guitarists have to deal woth

  • @GhostCabinet
    @GhostCabinet 3 роки тому +1367

    During band practice we had a drummer who would never let us tune up so we started to pick pocket his drum sticks the second he walked in the door and not give them back until we were done tuning.

    • @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322
      @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322 3 роки тому +20

      i still have a drummer like that :(

    • @KingRiverVlogs
      @KingRiverVlogs 3 роки тому +10

      I’d just take a foreign object or my hands or legs and bang on those drums louder than anybody’s ever heard

    • @danielkainyah824
      @danielkainyah824 3 роки тому +16

      Most of them have itchy hands😂

    • @dianadanial3424
      @dianadanial3424 3 роки тому +12

      Me too but we don't do that to drummer we just shout together and said shut up until we done tuning and he got scared and stop

    • @banana_in_a_tuxedo
      @banana_in_a_tuxedo 3 роки тому +41

      *starts drumming with his hands*

  • @jmc_8121
    @jmc_8121 4 роки тому +705

    When the employee said: uhhhh,let me check..
    *everyone felt that*

    • @armaga144
      @armaga144 4 роки тому +7

      especially the employees. Can confirm.

    • @yikes1201
      @yikes1201 3 роки тому

      LMAO I'm pretty lucky, I live near a pawn shop 2 older guys own that deals with just about anything but mostly in instruments and they're super cool guys. One's a guitarist (they both play guitar but one mains the guitar I guess you could say) and the other plays bass so they're super knowledgeable and can answer most questions right off the top of their heads with just about anything you can think to ask regarding instruments and their peripherals.

  • @scatcat8371
    @scatcat8371 3 роки тому +457

    Having to pick your favorite child
    Me: **laughs in one guitar**

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 3 роки тому +13

      Same and the amps, only have a sg gibson and a fender amp thats it

    • @ItsRon49
      @ItsRon49 2 роки тому

      @@lunahetfield bro 💀 wtf why the fender amp with the sg ?

    • @S34nNotFound
      @S34nNotFound Рік тому +1

      @@lunahetfield I have one guitar and one amp and two pedals my favorite child is the metal pedal.

    • @bubumber9662
      @bubumber9662 Рік тому +1

      @@ItsRon49 Why not?

    • @SuperFlyingGlydon74
      @SuperFlyingGlydon74 Рік тому +1

      I own 4, an Ibanez PF150, a Tanglewood Electric Elf EE15, an Ibanez Gio and an acoustic.
      And I own a Rockburn amp so suck on that, beginners!

  • @mattyz28kbrracing80
    @mattyz28kbrracing80 3 роки тому +177

    Jared: Bass player
    Me: laughs in feels attacked

  • @yeetboidalydaly8555
    @yeetboidalydaly8555 4 роки тому +2971

    “Picking your favourite child”
    Laughs in broke

  • @bakarenibsheut12
    @bakarenibsheut12 4 роки тому +2884

    "Technical difficulties"
    *Laughs in acoustic*

    • @lucisgallery1412
      @lucisgallery1412 4 роки тому +160

      Anish Poddar until you drop your pick into it.

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 4 роки тому +44

      @@lucisgallery1412 True, that.

    • @cking1340
      @cking1340 4 роки тому +39

      @@lucisgallery1412 I love me some plucking and fingerstyle

    • @robloxrules4524
      @robloxrules4524 4 роки тому +12

      I play acoustic bass

    • @cking1340
      @cking1340 4 роки тому +2

      @Divad Eflow
      I guess you're even more into the music

  • @trafficcone4015
    @trafficcone4015 3 роки тому +125

    As a bassist, I have never been so offended that's 100 percent true.

  • @astro.mp3348
    @astro.mp3348 3 роки тому +69

    Jared had to purposefully drop his pick in his guitar and I think, that's very brave of him

  • @vasiliy3512
    @vasiliy3512 7 років тому +2556

    yo, the fear of getting hit in the eye is soo true, it actually got me laughing

    • @anirudhviswanathan3986
      @anirudhviswanathan3986 7 років тому +44

      I am always afraid of that whenever I am putting new strings on my guitar.

    • @kassemir
      @kassemir 7 років тому +30

      Yeah, and if you, like me, have a guitar with vintage tuners it's even worse. Pop out, try again, pop out again, oh... and now the string is too short to be used. Great, just fuckin' great.

    • @Antigo25
      @Antigo25 7 років тому +8

      When I first got my tele with vintage tuners I must have messed up almost three packs worth of strings trying to figure it out.

    • @heavyhauler426
      @heavyhauler426 7 років тому +1

      Wow... sometimes when I'm tuning up from a lower standard... but initial tuning... I never really had a problem other than the tightness I felt when I first put 10's on. And I use 13:1 gearing.

    • @powerhitter033
      @powerhitter033 7 років тому +3

      Same dude! It's too real to me!

  • @brivlogs3593
    @brivlogs3593 4 роки тому +971

    "Come on Anne Frank" I felt so evil laughing at that.

  • @olakolade6656
    @olakolade6656 3 роки тому +30

    *dropping a pick in general*
    looks for it
    *100 years later*
    still looking for it.

  • @thecantaloupenetwork8862
    @thecantaloupenetwork8862 3 роки тому +29

    “I am the oracle, I can answer any question you ask”
    Me:”we’re are my guitar picks”
    “Any question but that”

  • @abbyc9474
    @abbyc9474 5 років тому +697

    i dropped a black pick on a white tile floor yesterday and i still lost it lol

    • @ITTAPUPU12
      @ITTAPUPU12 5 років тому +6

      that sounds like something my dumbass would do😂

    • @kkdeveauxgue2592
      @kkdeveauxgue2592 5 років тому +2

      Dammmm..lol..

    • @SheaRecordmetal
      @SheaRecordmetal 4 роки тому +4

      I fucking hate that! Those little bastards disappear like cash on payday!

  • @gl0b_golob
    @gl0b_golob 4 роки тому +3259

    Me entering guitar store: hey do you have guitars here?
    Employee: uuuuhhhhhhhh, let me check

    • @hannahwoods6384
      @hannahwoods6384 4 роки тому +7

      Yay I was the 100th like!

    • @peoul1
      @peoul1 4 роки тому +33

      Are u sure u in guitar store?
      Why u ask?

    • @rr-ek5hd
      @rr-ek5hd 4 роки тому +7

      well i mean you're at a guitar store why'd you ask that

    • @PercabethLovernot
      @PercabethLovernot 4 роки тому +5

      love the pfp and username B))

    • @Adi-yn1nw
      @Adi-yn1nw 4 роки тому +5

      Killjoy and clikkie? Omg yes

  • @jonathanjoestarssoul109
    @jonathanjoestarssoul109 3 роки тому +63

    "Choosing your favorite amp and child"
    Me: *laughs in poor*

  • @rubbersoul4960
    @rubbersoul4960 3 роки тому +342

    Annoying things other band members deal with :
    Guitarists.

  • @Testinity4434
    @Testinity4434 7 років тому +957

    a pick disappearing into a black hole after dropping it is real pain in the ass

    • @brainstew1723
      @brainstew1723 7 років тому +2

      The Funeral Of Thousand Suns man that's annoying

    • @cameronbeyer7687
      @cameronbeyer7687 7 років тому +9

      The Funeral Of Thousand Suns me and my friend spend about 10 minuets looking in my couch for my dragon heart pick, a week later it was just sitting in from of it

    • @ikerichman8375
      @ikerichman8375 7 років тому +6

      The Funeral Of Thousand Suns Ive had a pick stuck in mine for 3 weeks now, I just gave up

    • @sklly3808
      @sklly3808 7 років тому +3

      The Funeral Of Thousand Suns no one knows where they land but you may find it in your sock a month later

    • @pustulio81
      @pustulio81 7 років тому +7

      The Funeral Of Thousand Suns What's a real pain in the ass is when the black hole decides to return it to a place you checked numerous times. I can't remember how many times I've spent an excessive amount of time searching, only to find it right next to my foot....Strangely enough, I found a pick INSIDE my SHOE, once. Didn't even bother trying to figure out how THAT happened, I just ignored it like it was normal, and went about my business lol

  • @TheEviscerated
    @TheEviscerated 6 років тому +2593

    Owns twenty guitars.
    Can only afford a single set of new strings.
    Guitarist logic.

  • @lore5751
    @lore5751 3 роки тому +39

    Most of these don’t apply to me because I’m broke awkward and I play acoustic

  • @yeeeeeeeee_e
    @yeeeeeeeee_e 3 роки тому +3

    5:30
    *cries in one guitar*

  • @Bezimienny97
    @Bezimienny97 7 років тому +6370

    You forgot about the G string randomly going out of tune.

    • @Mephiston
      @Mephiston 7 років тому +158

      or snapping the g string from heavy workload and having to replace it.

    • @EPdiabloPE
      @EPdiabloPE 7 років тому +183

      Im not the only one!!!

    • @hciasdhi
      @hciasdhi 7 років тому +239

      Bezimienny97 honest fuck the g string

    • @swaggerchegger98
      @swaggerchegger98 7 років тому +68

      Mephiston the g string is the thickest string, why would it snap?

    • @runeraid1561
      @runeraid1561 7 років тому +34

      Python Ruß hahahahaha I'm dead 😂

  • @C0nnie
    @C0nnie 7 років тому +17873

    the fear of getting hit with a string is too real

    • @JeffDKillaGaming
      @JeffDKillaGaming 7 років тому +322

      C0nnie especially the pick magically disappearing lol

    • @benmiddleton9984
      @benmiddleton9984 7 років тому +21

      C0nnie it sure is

    • @Tom_Het
      @Tom_Het 7 років тому +161

      get some safety goggles
      always wear proper PPE when playing your instrument in case

    • @kmasonsos
      @kmasonsos 7 років тому +22

      C0nnie I played guitar for two years and I don't get it?

    • @C0nnie
      @C0nnie 7 років тому +153

      change your fucking strings man, 2 years?
      keep practicing on tho

  • @johntousseau9380
    @johntousseau9380 3 роки тому +21

    Laughing so hard at "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me check."

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 3 роки тому +5

    Me: **walks into guitar store**
    Employee: "Welcome! How can we help you today?"
    Me: **"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEMME CHECK..."**

  • @sir.spider
    @sir.spider 5 років тому +1725

    Jared: Do you remember how to breath
    Guitar Store Employee: uhhhhhhh, let me check

    • @minutehourdayweek
      @minutehourdayweek 4 роки тому +1

      RIP
      Guitar store employee
      Karen

    • @ItsRevival
      @ItsRevival 4 роки тому +9

      Dude I heard a Karen in a guitar center and she thought a 50 dolllar not-even-Squier Strat was expensive.

    • @lolylolster4445
      @lolylolster4445 4 роки тому +1

      Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @zoraavalos1505
      @zoraavalos1505 4 роки тому +3

      Guitar store employee: uhh you want breathing department

    • @sheluvblakee
      @sheluvblakee 4 роки тому

      Sir Spider uhhhhhhh wrong video

  • @axelkleinekort6891
    @axelkleinekort6891 6 років тому +801

    When a pick falls to the ground it automatically opens up a wormhole to another plane of existence. If you're lucky they will jump back after a week or two but don't bother searching for them.

    • @boon7877
      @boon7877 6 років тому +2

      TAHIR LACHAAL SAME

    • @user-yr2up2tb2i
      @user-yr2up2tb2i 6 років тому +1

      Luckily, that never happened to me, I always find them

    • @skullproductions3549
      @skullproductions3549 6 років тому +5

      Same for drumsticks

    • @rizzo_grt
      @rizzo_grt 6 років тому +6

      It is the Pick Leprechaun. It stacks all lost picks in a pot behind a rainbow, only if said rainbow is in the dark, though.

    • @cdreid99999
      @cdreid99999 6 років тому +2

      I literally buy in bulk from china now. I defy the universe to black hole more picks than i can buy at 100 for 2 bucks :P

  • @bakugoukatsuki9518
    @bakugoukatsuki9518 3 роки тому +17

    When you break a string but don't have a replacement: 😭😭😭

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 роки тому +1

      E string, ya gotta watch out for

    • @eliasgilmor3738
      @eliasgilmor3738 3 роки тому +1

      That feeling sucks, especially when your guitar store was shut down to covid and had to wait a week to get new ones.

    • @charliewerchan7252
      @charliewerchan7252 Рік тому

      Or you have 7 bags of strings, with only 5 strings in them and there all missing the same string.

  • @asiancommenter5974
    @asiancommenter5974 2 роки тому +19

    I'm a beginner. But i have to say. The fear of getting hit by the wire while tuning is my biggest fear ever.

    • @charliewerchan7252
      @charliewerchan7252 Рік тому +4

      I've played for 40 years and it still is my biggest fear.

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 11 місяців тому

      I'm buying myself a baritone as a beginner, but I'm afraid if my dad will try to tune up to even D, there will be bloodshed

    • @charliewerchan7252
      @charliewerchan7252 11 місяців тому

      Only the high E string is the issue....that will put your eye out

  • @mayoxhen
    @mayoxhen 5 років тому +939

    i dropped so many picks in my acoustic if you shake it it’s basically a whole different instrument

  • @jamesjameson8586
    @jamesjameson8586 7 років тому +290

    It took me a good 3/4ths way through the guitar store call to realize it was an act. This video is too real.

  • @Haxior5506
    @Haxior5506 Рік тому +6

    The last one made me laugh out loud and made my day! 🤣🤣🤣
    Thank you!

  • @cristiangomezmontt6248
    @cristiangomezmontt6248 3 роки тому +149

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    That one comment: **Me LlAmO jEfF**

  • @abbyc9474
    @abbyc9474 4 роки тому +6639

    i swear there’s another dimension full of picks and single socks 😂

  • @pamberger07
    @pamberger07 4 роки тому +818

    Imagine he just walking one day. He finds a pick on the sidewalk. “Oh there it was”

    • @luketube7207
      @luketube7207 3 роки тому

      /pavement

    • @kjdjdhgdhsj8859
      @kjdjdhgdhsj8859 3 роки тому +24

      This happened to me one time. I found my pick while I was waiting in line at the grocery store. I'm not joking or exaggerating. It wasn't even my normal store, it was a store a few blocks down. And I'm 100% sure it was my pick, cause I've scratched my initials in it.

    • @kek2489
      @kek2489 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah. On the sidewalk. In Bahamas. 20 years later. While it's raining

    • @harrisonmauldin5090
      @harrisonmauldin5090 3 роки тому

      in his car and he spots it on the road on the other side of town "oh you know what i had a feeling it was there"

    • @ratbeard5432
      @ratbeard5432 3 роки тому

      Yeah funny story that actually happened to me I was playing my acoustic and lost the pick I was playing and the case for my guitar was next to my foot a couple days later I was walking into the church I go to and I hear the magical sound of a pick falling to the ground and I look down and there it was keep in mind that the time period of loosing the pick and finding it was a couple weeks and in that time it had worked it’s way out without being noticed and I knew it was mine because I’m the only one at that church that uses fender picks instead of Dunlop’s 😂

  • @barnabasnagy9595
    @barnabasnagy9595 Рік тому +7

    As a bassist I can confirm that you melted my brain as well

  • @rubberscuomo
    @rubberscuomo 3 роки тому +4

    "C'mon Anne Frank."
    Hoooooooooooooooooooooooo boiiiii.
    Edgy.

  • @babajoe4748
    @babajoe4748 4 роки тому +742

    Jared : "Can you give me one second please ?"
    Drumer: *One second has passed*

  • @thataddkid7602
    @thataddkid7602 7 років тому +5248

    You don't have to worry about picking the right amp if you're too poor to have more than one

    • @austinjamesfr
      @austinjamesfr 7 років тому +38

      that ADD kid so true

    • @stormbound
      @stormbound 7 років тому +83

      I don't even have the money to buy one lol

    • @rebeccaashdot1379
      @rebeccaashdot1379 7 років тому +88

      that ADD kid my amp is a shitty karaoke machine with the same jack as a guitar amp

    • @lemursven9195
      @lemursven9195 7 років тому +5

      im_a_wierdo just like my friend

    • @aryoprionggo
      @aryoprionggo 7 років тому +10

      I can't even buy one. duh

  • @ishandewan4674
    @ishandewan4674 2 роки тому +2

    Fearing getting one’s eyes injured while tuning is a real thing!!😂😂 great job bro👍

  • @MikeHunt-td7yv
    @MikeHunt-td7yv Рік тому +3

    1:02 me at 7yrs old when I extended the measuring tape out all the way and I had to reel it in

  • @zeroazimuth9302
    @zeroazimuth9302 7 років тому +233

    "Getting hit in the eye while tuning up" This forever and ever

    • @alyssasaipale8176
      @alyssasaipale8176 7 років тому +3

      Zero Azimuth I do that all the time to my sister when she's trying to tune her guitar XD

    • @zeroazimuth9302
      @zeroazimuth9302 7 років тому +2

      Cold af lmao

    • @cyrisgeary1426
      @cyrisgeary1426 7 років тому +2

      Haha glasses ftw

    • @DevunGames
      @DevunGames 7 років тому +3

      Zero Azimuth if you wear glasses then you don't got to worry about shit

    • @KiriShadowMist
      @KiriShadowMist 7 років тому +3

      When it misses your glasses and lashes your ear instead. -_-'

  • @virtualman5746
    @virtualman5746 5 років тому +186

    Dropping a pick is like dropping food on the floor, as soon as it hits the floor you have 5 seconds to grab it or it’s gone forever

  • @ayency
    @ayency 3 роки тому +8

    7:26 Me, a drummer:
    I like your funny words, Magic Man

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 3 роки тому +4

      I'm a beginner guitarist and I've been playing flute for 5 years... I don't get a lot of these yet

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Рік тому

      3rd and 7th meaning harmonies. Like how E and B are the respective 3rd and 7th in the Key of C major.

  • @happyraver1958
    @happyraver1958 2 роки тому +1

    I’m a bass guitar student, my girlfriend plays guitar, I see some of her struggles finding her pick just like you. I try not to be an annoying bassist but sometimes I can see the frustration in her eyes. We are not in a band, we play exclusively for fun, simple, the easiest songs we can find because I’m a newbie and she has been out of practice for years, yet these problems guitarists experience seem so relatable. Thanks for the funny video!

  • @Lazynamingbox
    @Lazynamingbox 4 роки тому +400

    dropping a pick
    normal people: it is your close proximity
    guitar player: the proximity becomes infinite

    • @sadieadler3065
      @sadieadler3065 3 роки тому

      I've found them literally everywhere because if you step on one they stick to your feet and I play with super thin picks, so you dont feel them and they just hitcha ride and drop off somewhere in the house

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 роки тому

      One time I dropped a pick and found half the room away

  • @thebooknerd7914
    @thebooknerd7914 4 роки тому +506

    When you only have one child to pick from....

  • @Anisimeria
    @Anisimeria 3 роки тому +4

    5:35 not a problem if you only have one guitar

  • @pace9733
    @pace9733 3 роки тому +11

    Quick tip when tuning: wear goggles!

  • @Nieheh
    @Nieheh 7 років тому +1306

    Choosing a Guitar/Amp is not a problem when you have only one.
    *FeelsBadMan*

    • @lotionman9274
      @lotionman9274 7 років тому +3

      Zgicc lol same

    • @PC_Drive
      @PC_Drive 7 років тому +8

      but when you have 2 it's like apples and oranges. which one tasts better for this weather, which one compliments your mood, which one suits the day you had.

    • @munimmisbah2180
      @munimmisbah2180 7 років тому +1

      Zgicc *taps head*

    • @katew2677
      @katew2677 7 років тому

      Zgicc same

    • @krista1709
      @krista1709 7 років тому +2

      Zgicc I know, same.

  • @Gumpa2
    @Gumpa2 7 років тому +5393

    And don't forget: The god forsaken G-String never stays in tune!

    • @honorablejay
      @honorablejay 7 років тому +184

      G-string should burn in hell...............

    • @wishuhadmyname
      @wishuhadmyname 7 років тому +241

      Gumpa2 i thought i was the only one! what is it about that string?

    • @benjaminpacatte2623
      @benjaminpacatte2623 7 років тому +119

      I think it's because it's the first unwound string and people tend to hit it harder when they're strumming the top strings.

    • @kupofdirt6509
      @kupofdirt6509 7 років тому +3

      Yeah fr I wonder why

    • @Superkid-yg4jv
      @Superkid-yg4jv 7 років тому +40

      Gumpa2 I thought I was the only one xD

  • @frankiefichera9395
    @frankiefichera9395 2 роки тому

    Yo you hit on several things that piss us off. Great work.

  • @kruksog
    @kruksog 2 роки тому

    I was backing away from my phone during the tuning up one. Too good.

  • @ps1hagrid111
    @ps1hagrid111 4 роки тому +3618

    "Dropping a pick in general"
    Laughs in fingerstyle

    • @killianschlotfelt2730
      @killianschlotfelt2730 4 роки тому +149

      Laughs in buying a 50 pack of picks since they were on sale so I don’t worry about picks.

    • @gurdittsingh6638
      @gurdittsingh6638 4 роки тому +66

      This comment was made by classical music gang 😎

    • @DannyBoi2112
      @DannyBoi2112 4 роки тому +11

      Mark Knopfler has entered the chat

    • @muaythaiisfun4404
      @muaythaiisfun4404 4 роки тому +10

      No I just can’t be fucked buying picks

    • @nigelpisswater484
      @nigelpisswater484 4 роки тому +25

      laughs in bass

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 6 років тому +359

    2:52 I like to refer to that as "dropping your pick into another dimension" because it seemingly just disappears off the face of the Earth.

    • @xGuardianAngelx
      @xGuardianAngelx 6 років тому +10

      Panzer Man and then appears somewhere completely different

    • @DarthBenderu
      @DarthBenderu 6 років тому +5

      Get a playful cat. Always locates my picks the instant I drop them :D

    • @ellie-ld1uc
      @ellie-ld1uc 6 років тому

      Is your pfp the Scottish flag-

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman 6 років тому +1

      Maybe the Internet of Things will revolutionise picks and make them GPS trackable

    • @sufii1374
      @sufii1374 6 років тому

      Panzer Man and then, suddenly, when you go back to sit on the sofa, the pick appears right in front of you.

  • @will_stevens
    @will_stevens 3 роки тому +8

    1:04 this clip gives me anxiety

  • @419waywardkid5
    @419waywardkid5 3 роки тому +3

    1:05
    Exactly what I look like while tuning, I’ve had one too many close calls while tuning. Also when I start tuning one string and for some reason it’s not getting better until another string snaps and I realize I was turning the wrong one

  • @nickcahill8156
    @nickcahill8156 7 років тому +304

    I never have the struggles of picking a guitar since I only have one...

  • @themetalone7739
    @themetalone7739 4 роки тому +450

    Here's another: clipping your ends after re-stringing the guitar, unknowingly losing one of those clippings, and later discovering it with your foot. Little bastard was hiding in the carpet, point up, ready to wreck the first foot that stepped on it.
    Or: being so broke that you can't afford a pack of strings, accidentally breaking one, then having to make sure you only play songs/riffs that don't use that one string at all.

    • @gagegarton6844
      @gagegarton6844 4 роки тому +8

      Use Ernie ball strings. You can get 3 packs for 10 bucks

    • @jubalashley282
      @jubalashley282 4 роки тому

      The Metal One I feel that

    • @toshiroyamada2443
      @toshiroyamada2443 4 роки тому

      I've been there on the second part but I realised that's why you buy a back up guitar and a back up for the back up

    • @Kaftn
      @Kaftn 4 роки тому

      Im currently dealing with fate number two

    • @elitetterton9203
      @elitetterton9203 4 роки тому

      The Metal One felt BOTH of these, i’m always stepping on clippings, one almost went completely through the skin between two of my toes

  • @rubberscuomo
    @rubberscuomo 3 роки тому +5

    Anyone else notice the royalty free Ryan's World music during the dropping a pick in general part?

  • @kesslerrohaus4595
    @kesslerrohaus4595 3 роки тому +1

    The way he drops the pick with the electric guitar is flawless

  • @viscountrainbows6452
    @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +1124

    *wearing a beekeeper suit, welder gloves, and thick goggles*
    "staying safe from all them viruses?"
    *Nah just gotta change a guitar string*

  • @tiny0619
    @tiny0619 6 років тому +721

    teacher: did you do your homework?
    student: *Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lemme chuck*

    • @franmcverry9090
      @franmcverry9090 6 років тому +4

      YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @y0gurt610
      @y0gurt610 6 років тому +8

      Destiny Perception I read that as he said it

    • @tiny0619
      @tiny0619 6 років тому +4

      y0gurt lmaooo it works ig

    • @spillthechai9321
      @spillthechai9321 5 років тому +1

      oH nO

    • @davidfarah
      @davidfarah 4 роки тому +1

      @@franmcverry9090 but it's at home.

  • @THESONICSPEEDDEMON
    @THESONICSPEEDDEMON 7 місяців тому +1

    Changed my guitar strings for the first time recently and now I finally understand the feeling of the first clip and the tuning one lol

  • @messayousa9982
    @messayousa9982 3 роки тому

    YOUR TUNER IS ON!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣. I can’t tell you how long we’ve spent trying to figure out what is wrong with my pickup when my volume was just down or my tuner was on smh 😂😂😂😂

  • @Froffy_
    @Froffy_ 7 років тому +136

    I swear picks have the ability to go to another dimension when dropped... Looked forever for one then an hour later it just flew out of nowhere and landed on the carpet

  • @barni8698
    @barni8698 6 років тому +227

    Once i dropped a pick at school and found it in my bed , home.

  • @roadkillmoth5610
    @roadkillmoth5610 3 роки тому +4

    PSA:
    For cleaning up guitar clippings, just use a magnet So many people I know just pick them up with their fingers, it's literally so easy to use a magnet.

  • @gabs3595
    @gabs3595 3 роки тому +4

    The droping pick inside an acoustic guitar this is my life

  • @arininquotes8396
    @arininquotes8396 7 років тому +261

    You forgot the moment when someone asks you to play a song and you can actually play it pretty well but they don't recognize it because you're playing it on an acoustic with no distortion.

    • @carbajal8283
      @carbajal8283 7 років тому +38

      Or when someone finds out you can play guitar, then they think you can just pick up your guitar and play literally anything.

    • @alpha_th0t
      @alpha_th0t 7 років тому +11

      ArinInQuotes the opposite is also fairly annoying

    • @Baxtab13
      @Baxtab13 7 років тому +10

      When they tell you to play something in a completely different tuning, and you tell them you're not tuned for that at the moment, and they only barely comprehend what that means.

  • @isaiha3966
    @isaiha3966 5 років тому +1152

    the dropping pick in guitar made me realize I still have a nerf bullet in mine.

    • @nopenope7700
      @nopenope7700 5 років тому +25

      Neo...
      The Matrix needs you.

    • @lenini056
      @lenini056 5 років тому +10

      That's why I never play guitars with picks! I only use fingers! :)

    • @iggykad
      @iggykad 5 років тому +10

      @@lenini056 if you're strumming for long I really wouldn't recommend that, the bottom of your fingernails usually scratch pretty hard against the strings

    • @user-jy3jm9jh3t
      @user-jy3jm9jh3t 5 років тому +1

      @@lenini056 base gang

    • @kxyninee
      @kxyninee 5 років тому +1

      Haven't dropped mine yet and I started using my guitar at new years
      I'm lucky? owo

  • @FreshSkillzWTP
    @FreshSkillzWTP 3 роки тому +2

    The Dropping a Pick in General one hit close to home. I use white picks and have white carpet. It can get annoying sometimes especially when it's dark or dimly lit.

  • @foggymountainmusic3468
    @foggymountainmusic3468 3 роки тому +2

    That dropping pick in acoustic hole was the death of me when I was a child. When I was a teenager in a band I almost broke my guitar in rage. Which me and my band were from Lubbock Texas. So we sang country, Rock and roll, rockabilly, doowop, and like a rocky type of pop. Our pop was more like rock.

  • @ChefBrownSauce
    @ChefBrownSauce 7 років тому +112

    I swear to god I can drop a pick and watch it fall and hit the ground, yet still manage to lose it

    • @griffknox
      @griffknox 7 років тому +8

      thats nothin, I can drop a box of picks and lose them all

  • @guitarcovercentral2357
    @guitarcovercentral2357 4 роки тому +955

    Dropping your pick in an acoustic is like dropping it in a black hole

    • @Vergil576
      @Vergil576 3 роки тому +18

      picc = not epicc

    • @theresidentoxymoron2852
      @theresidentoxymoron2852 3 роки тому +6

      at least i know i can get it out. 😅

    • @furryhunter8897
      @furryhunter8897 3 роки тому +9

      @@Vergil576 I see you're a S L A P P E R

    • @Vergil576
      @Vergil576 3 роки тому

      @@shachitiwari17 Incredibile

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 3 роки тому +1

      Happened to me when i played highway to hell, my GNR slash pick fell inside and i freaked out and immediately try to get my favorite pick out.

  • @rayanderson3383
    @rayanderson3383 2 роки тому

    Just started watching your channel,this is funny!!Good work...

  • @aftertheendtimes
    @aftertheendtimes 2 роки тому

    This video is soo good,...Thanks Jared,....i really feel this frustration with many musicshop Emploies,..the can´t operate by themself they are totaly not belong there ina shop,..Aaaaaaaaaaah wait,...Ahhhhhhhhhh i don´t know,.....Ahhhhhhhhh! ;D love cheers

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +2120

    (Drops pick in guitar)
    Jared: "Come on Anne Frank"
    My god, what a savage

  • @Megan_44
    @Megan_44 7 років тому +3320

    Well I wasn't scared about getting hit in the eye while tuning until now....

    • @marilenakatsioti
      @marilenakatsioti 6 років тому +99

      same lmao

    • @marleyrose1179
      @marleyrose1179 6 років тому +43

      SAME

    • @Bramhallthefifth
      @Bramhallthefifth 6 років тому +114

      im always worried about it snapping but getting hit in the eye isn't a a possibility i ever considered

    • @pks171
      @pks171 6 років тому +112

      "hey look at me and my general anxiety free life"

    • @caylam2581
      @caylam2581 6 років тому +36

      I could be tuning something normally and not feel any tension and still be afraid of getting hit in the face

  • @shr3dl0rd17
    @shr3dl0rd17 3 роки тому +1

    Dude the string breaking thing actually made me anxious and I'm trying to sleep rn

  • @CYCOxFOX13
    @CYCOxFOX13 3 роки тому +7

    Even as a bassist I relate with all of this

  • @annabella1476
    @annabella1476 6 років тому +456

    i could drop a black pick in a white room and it'd be gone forever

    • @uwupandaXD
      @uwupandaXD 5 років тому +6

      annabellA not annabellE i could pick up a pick and it would disappear from my hand

    • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
      @xjunkxyrdxdog89 5 років тому +6

      Panda Potato I've actually had that happen...

    • @XANNYPHANT0M
      @XANNYPHANT0M 5 років тому

      It’s happened to me millions of times

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 5 років тому +2

      Yeemo Emo girl I have a bowl full of picks and the bowl disappears

    • @0okamino
      @0okamino 5 років тому

      Panda Potato - If you can figure out how to make it reappear at just the right time, you might be Andy Summers.

  • @brodymarch8483
    @brodymarch8483 5 років тому +1419

    1% of when i drop my pick, it on the floor, easily grabbed.
    99% of when i drop my pick, it teleports to an alternate dimension to never been seen again.

    • @slash6686
      @slash6686 5 років тому +16

      yeah for me it even teleported to my grandparents, in fact i losed a black pick behind my desk sometime before my birthday and for my birthday my grandparents send me an envelope with money and with the same black pick and i was like "wtf is that!"

    • @hikaru9624
      @hikaru9624 5 років тому +3

      Can relate.

    • @enesfarukgunes7869
      @enesfarukgunes7869 5 років тому +3

      then im %0

    • @demibasdani1197
      @demibasdani1197 5 років тому +2

      Brodawg oh yeah😂😥😭😭

    • @Itzhennessy
      @Itzhennessy 5 років тому +2

      With my eraser too!!!!

  • @mikieryan3202
    @mikieryan3202 3 роки тому +3

    i've never seen a more "that's so true" video ever

  • @KairoValen
    @KairoValen 2 роки тому

    The last part accurately summarizes my phone calls with guitar center lol

  • @undyingv0id397
    @undyingv0id397 4 роки тому +734

    Picking an amp isnt as annoying when you only have one!
    *Cries*

  • @ToaGatanuva
    @ToaGatanuva 7 років тому +331

    The fear of getting hit by a snapping string while tuning up. I fear this

    • @tomblues2003
      @tomblues2003 7 років тому +1

      Toa Gatanuva me too

    • @democracydignityhumanrights
      @democracydignityhumanrights 7 років тому +3

      Toa Gatanuva I hate it, it's like irrational mostly, but you still know it's a slight possibility so the entire time your just like "fuck fuck fuck" especially on the high e I have a mini crisis every time I'm tuning that string

    • @ToaGatanuva
      @ToaGatanuva 7 років тому +1

      Yes, especially the higher e string

    • @MrHostile12
      @MrHostile12 7 років тому +9

      I have a major PTSD from snapping strings.

    • @rendyandrian7149
      @rendyandrian7149 7 років тому +1

      My first experience with guitar was breaking a string on my friend's guitar. Somehow changing strings still gave me nightmare. With digital tuner, I can reduce my fear, but it isn't completely go away.

  • @soultune7037
    @soultune7037 3 роки тому

    the best of both worlds is being anxious enough about tuning up and ocd enough to not let anyone else do it for you bc only you can get that perfect three coils with little to no extra string end showing

  • @brendonjwarren
    @brendonjwarren 3 роки тому +1

    everything in this video is true, so very true! can't stop laughing as to how accurate it is. Thanks Jared for the video mate!!

  • @namnaam6
    @namnaam6 3 роки тому +1071

    "Choosing the right amp" "Chosing your favorite child"
    Me : laughs in only one acoustic child

  • @bladestormX
    @bladestormX 6 років тому +1145

    The fear of getting hit in the eye is even more real for violin players. I got someone to do it for me for years because of that.

    • @samvimes2821
      @samvimes2821 5 років тому +39

      Martin Petkov
      I have glasses. The constant taunting is bearable just for not being scared of getting hit in the face

    • @dantenavarro438
      @dantenavarro438 5 років тому +12

      Martin Petkov well guitar strings are harder than violin strings cuase guitar strings hava like a type of metal i dont really know what its called

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 5 років тому +78

      Dante Navarro violins strings are thinner so they’re sharper and more intense
      I’m a violinist and guitarist
      I’m more afraid of the violin

    • @Triadhaze
      @Triadhaze 5 років тому +15

      Same with the cello. My teacher would have me tune it while sitting right in front of it.

    • @austinh.6868
      @austinh.6868 5 років тому +19

      WELCOME TO CELLO, MY A STRING HAS SNAPPED FOUR TIMES IN THREE YEARS AND HIT ME EVERY TIME

  • @kowalguitarlife9119
    @kowalguitarlife9119 3 роки тому

    This must be where all the cool guitar is paying out thought I'd check it out what's up Jared I'm really enjoying these videos having a blast a lot of fun and yes I'm a guitarist have a blast everybody coffee cups up keep them videos coming Jared it's a lot of fun great entertainment and you're a heck of a guitar player as well

  • @hybricl
    @hybricl 3 роки тому +6

    9:01 MOM HE SAID MY NAME

  • @Shadowstar79
    @Shadowstar79 6 років тому +601

    once, i bought 20 picks. i stood in the middle of my room. and i threw them al in the air except for one. that one I played with. the other 19 were back ups. now, if i accidently drop one i will automaticly find another. if it starts taking me more than 5 minutes to find one I will go and buy another 20.

    • @reaganharder1480
      @reaganharder1480 6 років тому +18

      I just keep a pile sitting in a known place so that if i lose one i know where there's more.

    • @nayandeep126
      @nayandeep126 6 років тому +12

      Shadowstar C that is so picky😂😂

    • @seanr4745
      @seanr4745 6 років тому +7

      *In dj khaled's voice* you smart

    • @scyllaontracks4040
      @scyllaontracks4040 6 років тому +3

      Shadowstar C bro wtf😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scyllaontracks4040
      @scyllaontracks4040 6 років тому +3

      Shadowstar C i have my picks between the pickguard and the Body on my strat

  • @kokesalinas6705
    @kokesalinas6705 7 років тому +554

    I have one guitar only. I've never faced the "favorite guitar" problem :(

    • @Gumpa2
      @Gumpa2 7 років тому +7

      Also just have one amp. So I hadn't to decide there either.....xD

    • @kokesalinas6705
      @kokesalinas6705 7 років тому +2

      same!

    • @chrishansenwithdatelinenbc4775
      @chrishansenwithdatelinenbc4775 7 років тому +1

      Koke Salinas I was gonna comment the same thing... I wish i had that many guitars :(

    • @theveganalien7091
      @theveganalien7091 7 років тому +5

      I have an electric and an acoustic so I get ya

    • @jessiefeliciano6674
      @jessiefeliciano6674 7 років тому +5

      I have one guitar for each tuning I use so my question is usually what tuning am i going to write this song in.

  • @violetrose611
    @violetrose611 3 роки тому +2

    I feel it when the string snaps when you're jamming

  • @zachyyyfn
    @zachyyyfn 3 роки тому

    the 2 things i can relate to the most out of all the things, is one the fear of a string hitting my eye while im tuning the guitar, and when my pick falls into my acoustic