aahelo Cry tries to learn Japanese. Cry tries to learn Swedish. Cry tries to learn Texas lingo. Cry tries to learn British slang. Cry tries to learn how to play the guitar. Cry tries to learn French. XD
When he tried to pronounce "ausgebucht" for the 20th time and with raging voice, I imagined that Hitler scene from The Downfall where he aggressivly screams "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!" lmao
This is my first comment on any of your videos. I feel kind of silly having this as my first impression. I know a lot of UA-camrs hate comments like this, but I feel like I need to thank you Cry. You have gotten me through more than a few rough patches in my life, and even though I don't watch you as much as I used to I still check back every so often to see how you've grown as a person and to laugh with you and all your fans. I just wanted to let you know that you are an amazing person, and I hope you continue to enjoy doing what you do so you can continue to bring us such amazing content. That's all I had to say. Keep on keeping on, Cry.
yes, in german we have "siezen" which is when you address the other one with "sie"(engl: you) (as in "Saugen Sie meinen Schwanz.") which is only used if you talk to adult strangers and want to be formal. the everyday term would be "du"(engl: you). (note: you cant really say "Saugen Sie meinen Schwanz." with du because as it is an order you would use the imperative and come to "Saug meinen Schwanz.", so heres another example: (Siezen:)Wie geht es ihnen? (engl: How are you?) (Dutzen:) Wie geht es dir? (translated they mean both the same but the first one would be the question a doctor asks you if he doesnt know you and the second one would be the kind of "how are you" you would ask your friends/family.
The Fridge I've only been in German class for a semester, so I know basic conversational things like "what is your name" "good morning" "I do not like to dance" "I have a two in biology" "where are you from?" "The pens cost €3,50" and "I have Math at 1:30" etc
There might be a reason why german language sounds so aggressive. Your accent and pronunciation got suddenly better as you were being progressively pissed off from the word "ausgebucht".
"Thank you."- "You speak english very well." "That's Mrs Meier."- "I like it!" "How long will you stay?" - "I'm turning 17 next month." "Where do you come from?"- "No, I'm Canadian!" "Do you like your job?" - "I like traveling." "What hobbies do you have?" - "That sounds good!" "What do you want to drink?" - "No, but I'm hungry." "Do you have kids?" - "I have a little sister." xD
so true it´s not like we speak the old german anymore, in the programm it sounds like preusisch or something. i think u can actually easy learn german as an english person when u have a smart teacher, who shows u how to use english pronounciation for german language.
My cousin is German and I'm pretty sure that this is what she thinks about me every time I try to speak German. THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR YOU, HANA. I KNOW YOU JUDGE ME.
His 'und' sounded way more sexy than the pronunciation aid 😂😍👌got sexier and sexier..... and then that one und where he took a different tone killed me
Domi nik I was also just kidding. And Yes i am wikipedia. I just commented no . I know what he was trying to do. I also find it unfunny. And so many germans use ,,xd"
so now that you are a pro, im gonna write you a ting in german: Hallo Cry, Du bist einer meiner liebsten UA-camr, deine ruihge Stimme ist Balsam für meine Ohren. Ich weiss nicht, wieso du Deutsch lernen willst, dennoch freue ich mich, dass du es probierst :D. Gerne traniere ich mit dir, wenn du willst Xd. Weiter so, schon bald kannst du im deutschsprachigen Raum unaufällig leben. Hope you get it!
Dabei sind das englische und das deutsche R gar nicht so unterschiedlich in der Aussprache. Deutsch ist nur ein bisschen härter. Aber seins hört sich eher wie das russische an XD
I should have expected this when I clicked on the video, but somehow I still didn't expect this. Still gonna watch the whole thing though because this is amazing XD
Nessa Prudlik That was Cry! That's why it was funny! ps. WTF? 225 likes? One of first comments on youtube and i got the big likes? wow love you youtube.
Mein Gott....Das ist perfeckt! Du brauchst mehr Arbeit, aber es ist gut! I liebe Cryotic in Deutsch! Mach mehr! I'm taking AP German next year and can still barely read what the description says until I realized he used naughty words in which I was like "Well or teacher never taught us those...." I love you Cry!
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-"Und."
-"Oond."
-"Und."
-"Oond."
-"Und."
-"Oond."
+DasNeueFeuer Nein! Es hieß "bunt"....nicht "und"
DasNeueFeuer you forgot the "fuck
Tom Roth_Fux und*
GeminyfoX , fuck
DasNeueFeuer y
When you're German, it's kinda funny and cute to hear how he pronounces certain words x'D But he did a really good job
Yvette Bauer Hallo! Ich sprechen ein bisschen Deutsch!:D
It`s so hard to learn, right ? xD
nederland is leuker
Yvette Bauer yeah xD It's so funny that there is "Fräulein" in there and I've never heard anyone saying it in these days!
*Cry:* ausgebüückt
*German voice:* ausgebucht
*Cry:* I'm saying it!!!
The 'ch' is just too difficult it seems xD But it sounded cute yes.
I have just watched someone saying "and" in German 34 times. And I am German myself
ChraToooX WHY DID YOU COUNT XDDD
Lynn Yuster Just a guess, not really realistic tho :)
Findest Du auch, dass sein ,,und" so klingt, als wollte er jemanden verführen? XD
ChraToooX HAHAHAHHAAH
I just watched a guy learn German for almost 25 minutes, wtf am I doing with my life.
Learning new languages, obviously. Good on you.
lol I guess ^~^'
RQTF CEO Same
...and I am German. Why tf am I doing this? I ain't even learning sth ffs
Liayde- especially if they buttcher it
this is 100% EXACTLY the top notch snazzy contact i signed up for thank u cry
speaking german and listening to this is the best thing ever
Kapuzenwurm OMG. Please stop with this comment
lakcajydna Wir werden nie aufhören.
guiltywaffles wir? habt ihr euch zusammengeschlossen, nur um bei solchen Videos derart sinnlose Kommentare zu schreiben oder was ? :D
lakcajydna Ja, wir sind eine Union!
guiltywaffles das erklärt tatsächlich so einiges :D
when i got this notification i thought to myself... what? and now watching it i understand even less of what's going on.
+Sid, the Taker of Heads. Your comment with that profile pic is priceless xD
when I read "This video is a mess" I immediately hit thumbs up =3
Wynn haha well it's a pity not being german, isn't it?
"Do you like your job?"
"I like to travel!"
God, Cry, you're fucking adorable while trying to speak german tho.
The noise he makes when he gets something wrong or correct is the most fucking adorable thing to my ears omg
Eileen vstheworld IKR
Eileen vstheworld OMG RIGHT?
Yoongis Boobs hey Boobie xD
Prince Yoongi hey😏
Yoongis Boobs nice to meet you
Software "jetzt"
Cry: "niet"
Software: "close enough ...."
And thats why Germans sound so fecking Russian in American movies xD
I lost my shit at that moment.
In Crys defense the voice abruptly stopped right in the recording making it sound more like "jetz-".
Herr- hair fuck
Herr- HAIR fuck!
Herr - Haiurrrrrrr - >:o
How he repeated each word a million times in different ways to get to native speaker killed me
'die Nacht'
'die Nackt'
nice. this is the quality content i subscribed for.
AliceYoko Exactly :'D
Me too XD
In case any of you english folks are wondering, "Nacht" means night and "nackt" means naked XD
und das Programm noch so: jepp, das wird auf native speaker eingestuft xD
ich mein, ja- aber in einem Gespräch wär das lustig xDDD
AliceYoko haha dachte 7ch auch
This entire video: "[german word]. Fuck."
*during the drill*
Program: Jetzt
Cry: nyet.
Common dude, you are tryin to learn german, not russian :'D
6:54
"Jetzt"
"Nyet"
*correct*
GSSF Cause apparently german=russian, lol.
What? Wtf, no
How do you say "Whoosh" in German?
Klay Re Das Voosch
Idk who are you speaking to, but if it's me, then I don't know sry
Can we have more "Cry tries to learn" videos? It does not necessary have to be about languages, it can also be some random stuff you stumble upon!
aahelo Cry should try to learn physics or chemistry. lol
aahelo Cry tries to learn Welsh
aahelo great idea
Lifeless cry tries to learn Dutch
aahelo Cry tries to learn Japanese.
Cry tries to learn Swedish.
Cry tries to learn Texas lingo.
Cry tries to learn British slang.
Cry tries to learn how to play the guitar.
Cry tries to learn French. XD
When he tried to pronounce "ausgebucht" for the 20th time and with raging voice, I imagined that Hitler scene from The Downfall where he aggressivly screams "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!" lmao
This is my first comment on any of your videos. I feel kind of silly having this as my first impression. I know a lot of UA-camrs hate comments like this, but I feel like I need to thank you Cry. You have gotten me through more than a few rough patches in my life, and even though I don't watch you as much as I used to I still check back every so often to see how you've grown as a person and to laugh with you and all your fans. I just wanted to let you know that you are an amazing person, and I hope you continue to enjoy doing what you do so you can continue to bring us such amazing content. That's all I had to say.
Keep on keeping on, Cry.
Elizabeth Gotha hey dude I hope your rough patches have gotten better *hugs*
Elizabeth Gotha the internet helps with rough patches, just don't go near reddit. their all a bit salty, I'm not gonna see tomarrow now
Wyatt Cascarelli ain't that the truth 😂 reddit is for LONELY WANKERS!
I'm not looking to argue or anything, I don't use reddit myself but Cry is constantly on reddit, should probably check where you're insulting people.
The description is gold if you speak german
Beretmaster666 I know little german, I only understood the "I am now german" part
lol the polite version?
yes, in german we have "siezen" which is when you address the other one with "sie"(engl: you) (as in "Saugen Sie meinen Schwanz.") which is only used if you talk to adult strangers and want to be formal. the everyday term would be "du"(engl: you). (note: you cant really say "Saugen Sie meinen Schwanz." with du because as it is an order you would use the imperative and come to "Saug meinen Schwanz.", so heres another example: (Siezen:)Wie geht es ihnen? (engl: How are you?) (Dutzen:) Wie geht es dir? (translated they mean both the same but the first one would be the question a doctor asks you if he doesnt know you and the second one would be the kind of "how are you" you would ask your friends/family.
Beretmaster666 hahaha yeah
Cry is very polite.
9:00
Person: What do you want to drink?
Cry: No, but I'm hungry.
😂
German : [speaking German word]
Cry: [Press Record] [Try to mimicking the speaking German] [Say "F**k" if Tourist level]
"tja" acutually. sounded more german than the preview :D
Yeah, snappy as hell. "Tja!"
I loved it.
Wanna LP THATS THE THING WTF
Wanna LP "jetzt" too
nope, he said "jetz" xD
Areox But who actually says jetzt? I mean we say jetz more
"Ich Muss" "Ich moose" "Ich Muss" "ITCH MOOSE" "Ich Muss" "fucking bullshit"
As a German student, this is the fucking bomb.
as a german, this is a fucking nuke
ZappyMusic ich finds lustig :D
Sap606 wer nicht
The Fridge zu geil
The Fridge I've only been in German class for a semester, so I know basic conversational things like "what is your name" "good morning" "I do not like to dance" "I have a two in biology" "where are you from?" "The pens cost €3,50" and "I have Math at 1:30" etc
There might be a reason why german language sounds so aggressive. Your accent and pronunciation got suddenly better as you were being progressively pissed off from the word "ausgebucht".
Dandeliin German is an aggressive language
Dandeliin Ausgebucht is an awful word though lmao
you got me in tears :D
Death No it's not.
Laughing so hard from your comment xD
3:02 those was the sexiest fucking "und"s I've ever heard
Thea WHAT THE FUVK IM SO WEIRDED OUT
No
"Die Nacht " - "die nackt" 😂😂
Neko Sama:3 😂😂
Neko Sama:3 kindisch
Wikipedia na und ?
Neko Sama:3 jaaa xD
Neko Sama:3 nice >.
I'm s German student and tbh you're doing better than some of my classmates in high level German. Good job, yo. Ich liebe dich, Cry.
Hannah Guetschow Cry ist ein Genie!!
Half my family is German, and he's doing better than I can.
Hannah Guetschow Fick ihr!
*fickt euch or *fick dich
:D gut erkannt
"Thank you."- "You speak english very well."
"That's Mrs Meier."- "I like it!"
"How long will you stay?" - "I'm turning 17 next month."
"Where do you come from?"- "No, I'm Canadian!"
"Do you like your job?" - "I like traveling."
"What hobbies do you have?" - "That sounds good!"
"What do you want to drink?" - "No, but I'm hungry."
"Do you have kids?" - "I have a little sister."
xD
Anyone who actually understands German would find it 10x funnier huh
love his happy squeaking noises tho
IKR! Just pure joy and happiness! xD
I loved the und part, was almost in tears,
Acidjoker 'und, UND, und, UuNd
oond
yees.
He just kept making the "u" sound longer and longer, like, no sweet summer child that's not how it's done.
Acidjoker Same XDD Once he sounded sexy,once he sounded silly
Yes! Never heard such a terrible "und", hilarious! ^^
As a german, I can tell you, that you'll never achieve ANYTHING with such a kind of program😂😂
seriously. Thos "native speakers" sound like fucking Hitler...
so true it´s not like we speak the old german anymore, in the programm it sounds like preusisch or something. i think u can actually easy learn german as an english person when u have a smart teacher, who shows u how to use english pronounciation for german language.
Im a german and for me this video is just hilarious :D
Espeacily the part with the conversation xD “do you like your work? You: I like to travel“
Dieses Video ist ein wunderschöner Unfall und ich will, dass er nie aufhört.
Ich glaube nicht dass das Video ein Unfall war...
auskebückt!
"ausgebucht", I´m fucking saying it!
Lol wtf cry this is so random
ICH LIEBE DICH
Yudha _ Ich liebe nicht dich und FICH DICH
Fish dicks
So spricht man aber nicht Deutsch, mein Freund.
not even fuck you...he only said fich you ... what does fich mean?
ichbinnichtdererste fuck
*Thanks, Clit*
DUDE
Elena np, bey
Elena Lmao
as a german this is just the funniest Thing ever :D
AS A GERMAN I LOVED THIS SO MUCH IT WAS SO HILARIOUS the " ich muss " Part cracked me up you sound like a porn star
Same with me 😂 Deutsch ist aber hart 😏
You spent 24 minutes in one video trying to learn German ? ... TIME WELL SPENT!
No German speaks "Herr" like this. Bullshit app.
Herrrrrrrrrrrrrr xD
Programm: Jetzt
Cry: Niet
I'm crying
I'm surprised he didn't get all those nuances
bruh, your reaction everytime you get somethin right is adorable lmao
That programm is shit. They pronounce the words so strangely xD
My cousin is German and I'm pretty sure that this is what she thinks about me every time I try to speak German. THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR YOU, HANA. I KNOW YOU JUDGE ME.
dawg honestly fuck hana....DEUS VULT
und
und
und
fuck!
und
und
fuck!
und
und
und
und
und
und
fuck!
I love his voice even more when he is talking in German... Am I a creep? Ich sag nur: tja! 🌚
22:36 When he started yelling ausgebucht I though "ahh NOW he sounds German" 😂😂
Same!! :D
I caught myself saying "Oh wow, he IS getting better!" out loud.
Nope, nope, nope
It's funny watching people trying to learn your native language xD
ausgebückt... ausgebückt... AusGeBÜckt!... AUSGEBÜCKT!! !
ikr xD
So herrlich wie englisch-sprachige Leute deutsch lernen xD
Maxl Hast du diese beschreibung gesehen? ich bin gestorben! 😂😂
The Nameless AJ haha richtig witzig 😂😂😂
Maxl ja so geil wenn man deutsch ist xD
Sarah Nielsen auf jeden Fall 😂 👍 👍
Maxl genau 😂
This is the high quality content I'm here for.
His 'und' sounded way more sexy than the pronunciation aid 😂😍👌got sexier and sexier..... and then that one und where he took a different tone killed me
Same here! I had to pause the vid and take my earphones out to calm down lol xD
Gaku8kitty he was trying so hard ahaha XD gotta appreciate that from him
+Becca-chan 34 Absolutely~ =w=
His "Tja" though. You can't possibly say it more mockingly than he did XD
8:05 "This is Mrs. Meier" - "I like it"
8:44 "What hobbys do you have?" - "This sounds great"
quality content I subbed for about 4 years ago
The discription xDD I'm dying :'D Selten so glücklich gewesen, deutsch zu sein (:
Danke dafür iBlali.
luca thießen cry vs drachenlord :'D
Tjarge Esch naja leider hat der gute alte Drache aufgehört ^^
Pascal Glüse lol
Wah ?
"Die Nacht - Die Nackt"
NATIVE xD
Trygator no
Wikipedia maaan I thought you were Wikipedia?! You should know everything. You should also know that it was sarkasm
Domi nik I was also just kidding. And Yes i am wikipedia. I just commented no . I know what he was trying to do. I also find it unfunny. And so many germans use ,,xd"
Trygator hahaha
Wikipedia yes we do
All the German native speakers be giggling in the corner, you just gotta love cry
Ines P. XD
Best Google Translation description xD It was very funny to watch this video as a German ^^
Is it weird i never wanted this video to end?
so now that you are a pro, im gonna write you a ting in german:
Hallo Cry,
Du bist einer meiner liebsten UA-camr, deine ruihge Stimme ist Balsam für meine Ohren. Ich weiss nicht, wieso du Deutsch lernen willst, dennoch freue ich mich, dass du es probierst :D. Gerne traniere ich mit dir, wenn du willst Xd. Weiter so, schon bald kannst du im deutschsprachigen Raum unaufällig leben.
Hope you get it!
Christian Lehmann that grammar *shudder* ... v.a. die Beistriche
Erwischt, sollte wohl mehr durchlesen was ich da Tippe. Habe noch nie das Wort Beistrich für Komma gehört, also was neues gelernt.
its a cute message though :D
I'M GERMAN AND THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
As you tried to say 'nacht' you said 'nackt' which means 'naked'.
bill nye the science guy true xDD
Is Cry learning German so he can join Pewdiepie's future nazi party?
ksjadhvjuzhgk, sfajkoa so fucking funny..
it actually is quite funny m8
ksjadhvjuzhgk, sfajkoa filth
ksjadhvjuzhgk, sfajkoa lmao
well memed, sir
this is a pretty bad programm to learn german 🙃 it's just teaching old-fashioned german that no one speaks nowadays
Captain Maroc true
the worst part is that it actually costs ~30€
😂😂😂 well done 😂
Wie bringt man einen Englischsprachigen zur Verzweiflung? Lass ihn das R auf deutsch aussprechen 😂😂
smalac Wohl eher das 'Ch' 😂😂😂
Jo das auch :D
smalac dafür kann ich das englische R nicht😂
smalac joa der Klassiker
Dabei sind das englische und das deutsche R gar nicht so unterschiedlich in der Aussprache. Deutsch ist nur ein bisschen härter. Aber seins hört sich eher wie das russische an XD
I was dying when he tried to say ausgebucht and it didn't work like ten times
This is killing me xD I’m a German major...hearing you and the program pronounce these words is hilarious xD
This is so much more hilarious when you are German. I'm crying! 😂
I should have expected this when I clicked on the video, but somehow I still didn't expect this.
Still gonna watch the whole thing though because this is amazing XD
"Die NaCKt" Means "the naked" in a wrong way of grammar.
eesh müss. Yup. I am a German teacher and I LOVE people trying to pronounce shiz 😂
also how happy he acts is giving me LIFE
Zillion Alb because that's definitely not your vital body organs and oxygen giving you life
as a native german this was heilarious ;)
DreyZi Der Quoten Ginger die nackt 😂
Heilarious :^) war das jtz beabsichtigt oder nicht :D ?
na klar :3
as some one from the Netherlands and know enough german its funny to :P (i am terrible tbh)
"Duuude I'm gonna be sooo native"
Cry~Feb 2017
4:25 You say it with the accent of a sexy Spanish guy ... congrats
this part is so fucking hilarious
Foro I thought the Same while Watching XD. the Moment when a American goes spanish
HAHAHAHA LOOOVE IT!!!! :D
Oh my God I cant believe I just watched Cry try to learn German and it was the funniest thing I've seen all day xD
AUSGEBÜKT
Cry, you sound so f**king cute! I love it.
UND UND, UND UND, UND UND, UND AND, UND UND, UND fucking
Marko Stevic That was so funny😂
Nessa Prudlik That was Cry! That's why it was funny!
ps. WTF? 225 likes? One of first comments on youtube and i got the big likes? wow love you youtube.
The way you screamed "ausgebucht" sounds like a super annoyed hotel employee. I love it.
Cry: *says German word* Fuck!
This is the reason cry is my favorite UA-camr
Next up cry tries to learn Spanish.
Cry......are you alright? We don't need details but we are a bit concerned wether you are ok.
Best gamer on UA-cam
Mein Gott....Das ist perfeckt! Du brauchst mehr Arbeit, aber es ist gut! I liebe Cryotic in Deutsch! Mach mehr! I'm taking AP German next year and can still barely read what the description says until I realized he used naughty words in which I was like "Well or teacher never taught us those...." I love you Cry!
well it looks like i'mma fishin' .. nhaaa
I read this right then when they said it.
Person1: Do you have children?
Cry: I have a little sister.
It's so funny, you have spoken "die Nacht"(the night) like "die nackt" which means the naked:-D
"Das ist Frau Meier." - "Es gefällt mir gut." ahahaha cry please never stop being this awesome
Oh god! When he tried to say gehen, I died! 😂😂😂
Also! He sounds sooo cute when he gets something right I just Wanna hug him!❤❤
Ich liebe dich Cry
5:54
I
AM
SO
DEAD
OMG!
I'M GONNA FALL OFF MY CHAIR! THIS IS JUST... WTF?
"DIE NACKT"? THAT WOULD MEAN "THE NACKET"!
As a german native this is highly enjoyable to watch. You did good Cry! Gut gemacht!
the program's pronunciation is so bad omg
THANKYOU LOL I was cringing
Savannah Green its not that bad
No, it's worse.
it's pretty fucking bad.
Savannah Green it's pretty bad. Sowas kommt aber leider oft vor
Ich warte schon auf diesen Moment, wo er "lachen" oder "machen" oder irgendein anderes Wort mit "ch" sagt.
machine: und, und.
Cry: und, fuck
I laugh my ass off,
I'm actually learning German in school and it is a beautiful language
Jbaby same
Jbaby aww, thank you :3
und. und. und. ound. und. ound. und. owned
To all German Ich hab den lachflash des Lebens! xD
Sebastian power jackson willkommen im Club xD
Sebastian power jackson Ich auuuch😂😂😂😂
Die Nacht - Die Nackt
Hilfe ich Sterbe vor Lachen xD
Lisa N. Vorallem wie er es betont.😂
Sein "Herr" klingt wie ein Asiate der zum ersten mal versucht "Hell" zu sagen xD