Funnily enough, Putin crab is an old meme in Russia. Once upon a time he said that he worked "like a slave" (meaning very hard) in the past which is "kak rab" in Russian and can be perceived as "kak krab" meaning "like a crab" which inspired many photoshops and "funny" pictures where Putin is a crab
putin crab and lenin mushroom are the most important memes in russian meme culture, they're still at least a bit relevant even after like ten or so years
As a Lao person, no translators can properly translate. I translated a ton of words into Lao and I was laughing when it called stuff like a rat into a trash can😂.
@@serbiancountryballs is it an issue with the translators being lackluster, or is it the language that's just particularly hard to translate? (genuine question)
@@spookysomeone I think it's the language, it probably has the same problem with Chinese where new words that are coming into the language from abroad are replicated with the letters that sound similar, however the letters on their own already mean something and mean completely different thing when you separate them from a word.
i remember a time where i was searching through wikipedia’s other sites in languages, and i found one that was quite not what i was expecting, in that wikipedia it was autotranslated and “wikipedia, the free encyclopedia” was turned into “How to get rid of Acne on your PC”
I’ve been searching through the Igbo one and the statistics page title is translated as “There are Many Graves.” Users seems to get translated as “prisoners” a lot. North America is translated as “America’s Sunshine” and Africa is translated as “Heaven”
Apparently Laos knows what rising sea levels will achieve in a hundred years. It may be inaccurate now but people will call Laos a country of prophets in 2123! Mark my words.
@RenBergMapping There is a bug, version 2.2 update log: -added new quests -added new NPCs -added the forest location, try to find it! This is not all of the changes we have made as the update is only 1% complete, check on us from time to time if you want to see what we have accomplished for now!
The entire bit from 1:09 to 2:09 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It made me laugh so hard I thought I was gonna pass out because my chest hurt so much. Hitler being called Autism was spoiled in the thumbnail but 'Liverpool' caught me way off guard, after that for some reason 'Hogus father of Hagar' just sent me. Let's not forget the cherry on top, that being 'Liverpool in hell' and the holocaust being translated to fucking 'Hooray' of all things made me cry. Honorable mention being our supreme leader Kim-Jong-Un being called Acne-Cream and the Buddha for him and his religion being so successful around the world.
5:10 The best part isn't even "Plastic City". It's the fact that "Città del Vaticano" (Vatican City) was somehow translated to "Città del Varano" (Monitor lizard City).
I'm actually shocked both the video and channel has less than 1k views/subs. Not only was this video funny as hell, it also was just made pretty well in general. I better be yelled at in the future when this channel blows up and has 100k+ subscribers
Congrats, you just successfully made a really strange WW2 alternate timeline. Honestly, I could see this on some questionable website and written by someone who's on some... Questionable substances.
I'm happy I'm not the only one who does this lol Translating japanese Wikipedia is always fun because sometimes it's better than English Wikipedia or makes zero sense
Once I did a wild ride on wikipedia and translating it, that time found king Carol II of Romania being named "Big dumb of Roma". Oh man, wikipedia translations can become quite wild😂
The Australia one is kinda accurate for who was in charge from 2007-2008. The Governor-General (the successor) was Michael Jeffery, and the Prime Minister was Kevin Rudd. So it's almost right, just 15 years out of date.
If I remember correctly, the reason why Putin was translated to 'Mr Crab', is because in Russian the word 'putin' also refers to a crab hunting season. When they are typically caught to be eaten as seafood.
"putina" means fishing season and not crab, I doubt we have a place to hunt crabs. The actual reason is simpler-Putin said once in an interview that he had to work like a slave when he was young; like a slave sounds pretty much the same as like a crab, so we had a bunch of memes and caricatures
no clickbait. i got exactly what i came for. you earned a subscriber for that one. i haven't laughed this hard in a while i just finished the video and im currently in tears from how much im laughing
The way you present your videos and the humour in them is amazing. I was baffled to find that you have under 100k subs. Please keep making awesome videos!
You can actually figure out a bit about Laotin from this. Like I assume the word for "crab" is similar enough to in spelling "Putin" that Google translate gets confused. You can also see the language English is always just called "the UK" which makes me think that the two are the same word in Laotin with interchangeable meanings.
Can confirm: crab is ປູ (pu), which absolutely confuses the translator, and ອັງກິດ (angkid) is used for both the language (ພາສາອັງກິດ, pasa angkid) and the country (ປະເທດອັງກິດ, pathed angkid)
There's an actual joke about Putin being a crab, because some people misheard his "rabotal kak rab na galierach" (I worked like a slave on galleys) as "rabotal kak krab na galierach" (i worked like a crab on galleys)
Mr. Crab: "SPANGEBOBBBBBBBB! why the fuck did you let Zelensky steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formuler?" "Give the conscripts... supplies??? ARHARHARHARHARHAR Spangebob 'me boi, that costs MONEY!"
I’m regretting not visiting my “Watch Later” so much rn, this is the funniest video I’ve seen in months and I thought I’ll die from laughter while watching
I like to imagine the reason this is so incoherent and nonsensical is because there's very few Laotian moderators to correct and check things so people who speak Laotian can just plagiarize to their hearts content. That and paired with the fact that Laotian doesn't receive the same attention a language like Spanish or Arabic would get from Google.
Lao is relatively hard to translate because tons of words are really literal. We use what they are to say what they are. Hitler is autism (you know why) cat is roughly meow so as tons of other animals
If people were just plagiarizing others, then they would just plagiarize the most easily available and popular texts. So the errors would just be the most common errors, not completely zany errors.
Funnily enough, Putin crab is an old meme in Russia. Once upon a time he said that he worked "like a slave" (meaning very hard) in the past which is "kak rab" in Russian and can be perceived as "kak krab" meaning "like a crab" which inspired many photoshops and "funny" pictures where Putin is a crab
I was aware of the meme but never knew the origins, thank you.
cá portán
Anything mocking Putin is a little funny.
I just know that this were certainly Russians who wrote those articles. You can see the proof in the comments to this video
putin crab and lenin mushroom are the most important memes in russian meme culture, they're still at least a bit relevant even after like ten or so years
Plot twist: The translator worked flawlesly and this is just how Wikipedia is in Laos
Guess Laos just loves buddah
As a Lao person, no translators can properly translate. I translated a ton of words into Lao and I was laughing when it called stuff like a rat into a trash can😂.
@@serbiancountryballs is it an issue with the translators being lackluster, or is it the language that's just particularly hard to translate? (genuine question)
@@spookysomeone I think it's the language, it probably has the same problem with Chinese where new words that are coming into the language from abroad are replicated with the letters that sound similar, however the letters on their own already mean something and mean completely different thing when you separate them from a word.
@@spookysomeone maybe it’s the Lao language. Because every word is literal. giraffe IS long necked deer when you listen it out.
Time traveler: moves a chair
The timeline:
Moves the chair then moves it back
After the buddha was there
“Me Donbass!”
“Liverpool committed war crimes during WW2”
“Now The Buddha put him in hell”
"Liverpool in hell"
This sounds like a time traveler moved an entire mountain
Or just accidentally placed auschwitz on the moon inwhich changed a lot of stuff
THIS JOKE IS TOO GOOD
Best comment I've read today, thanks.
As a Belarusian i can confirm that our national anthem is "There is a bug"
How does it go?
My fav song ever fr nothing could ever top There Is A Bug like fr
Can you confirm that your flag is "Sunset over the swamp"?
Well Tarakan is indeed a bug.
The bug is Lukashenko.
The translation of Putin as "Mr. Crab" was actually quite precise. It is one of his actual nicknames that people called him in late 2010s :)
А ведь всё пошло с того, что Ленин - гриб..
*late 2000s-early 2010s
@@dogma_baal пошло с рабов на галерах
Kinda sounds like Mr. Krabs
Ig they're both greedy, but in different ways
@@dogma_baal не только гриб, но и радиоволна
Thanos: I am inevitable.
Hitler: And I am...AUTISM.
He just like me fr fr
I am existence. I am autism
me fr
Well dang hitler actually had a program to kill autistic children so
Hitler be like: I am autism. I am visible in your children, but I am invisible to you UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE
TIL that Buddha is the biggest political figure in the world.
TIAL that Thanks is also the most common scientific slang in the world
And that Croatia is Türkiye (🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷).
@@californium-2526 turkroach 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
Of course! Did you see his hand?
It’s actually Thanks
1:58 "ho ho no more" makes it sound like they killed Santa
no
@@Caterev0038cool yes
@@Caterev0038coolyes
more
As a Buddhist, I can't belive the guy that founded my religion is in charge of so many governments.
Maybe this is the timeline where instead of becoming a holy man he went into politics like his father wanted.
@@Sewblonpolitical Buddha
@@DepisTV Indeed.
He CAN be Chakravartin!
I never thought I’d meet a Buddhist on UA-cam, but hello!
"Liverpool in Hell"
"Autism or Liverpool is a German nationalist politician" GOOGLE TRANSLATE VIPLATED LIVERPOOL
I have not laughed this much in a long time, thank you
I even forgot how to laugh before watching this
same :ʼD
same
same
same here!
i remember a time where i was searching through wikipedia’s other sites in languages, and i found one that was quite not what i was expecting, in that wikipedia it was autotranslated and “wikipedia, the free encyclopedia” was turned into “How to get rid of Acne on your PC”
AHAHHAHAJAJAJ
I’ve been searching through the Igbo one and the statistics page title is translated as “There are Many Graves.” Users seems to get translated as “prisoners” a lot. North America is translated as “America’s Sunshine” and Africa is translated as “Heaven”
How do you auto translate it
@@pickledkool-aid Africa is Heaven confirmed
r/wooosh
1:22 So apparently if I ever tell a Laotian person that I’m autistic they’re gonna think I’m a Nazi, or even a reincarnated Hitler
I feel bad for The Liverpool fans who live there
@@victorlolxd7347 LIVERPOOL AS IN THE BEATLES???
@@sberky98Liverpool as in the sports team
@@victorlolxd7347 ok
@@victorlolxd7347 Liverpool as in the city
This is what teachers think when you ask if you can use Wiki as a source in your project:
6:10 based
My teacher tells us to use Wikipedia 😳
@@MaxwellEditsXD who is u lil boy
@@GuidelinesViolator first of all I’m just a human, second of all I’m not a boy.
@@GuidelinesViolator and I’m not little
as a laotian i can confirm that mr. crabs did indeed declare a prag military move in the ukrainian eye
I thought you said “as a location”
😭😭😭😭😭
as a thai i cannot confirm that mr. crabs declare a prag military move in the ukrainian eyes
As someone who has never been to New Zealand, I can confirm the king was indeed once a mosquito.
and his name is Elizabeth
@@troev the II
As someone who is a kiwi, i can confirm that the king is a mosquito
@@Vince_c.3 WAS a mosquito. He is a king now.
@@amalayperson7208 ye sorry wrong grammar
This is even funnier when you know that there's an actual meme of Putin being a crab
That's why I clicked.
It's an old and kinda obscure meme in Russia.
I thought it looked familiar
in an alt universe putin is a crab
lenin is a mushroom
8:50 Are we not going to talk about how the area for Japan is 2.2 km^2?!
Apparently Laos knows what rising sea levels will achieve in a hundred years.
It may be inaccurate now but people will call Laos a country of prophets in 2123! Mark my words.
It shrank in the wash
GEOMETRY DASH 2.2??!!?2?2?!
@@facuzamorano7839
5:58 THERE IS A BUG, 2.2 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@RenBergMapping There is a bug, version 2.2 update log:
-added new quests
-added new NPCs
-added the forest location, try to find it!
This is not all of the changes we have made as the update is only 1% complete, check on us from time to time if you want to see what we have accomplished for now!
To be fair, "The absolute empire of Christianity" is a godly name for a government.
With how professional this is I was shocked at how little recognition, get this man to 500k+ subs
I thought he did until I saw this comment
joseppi 2
@@evill01his channel is a month old and he’s already at 10 k that’s fucking great for a start. Hopefully he keeps his momentum
@@evill01his channel is a month old and he’s already at 10 k that’s fucking great for a start. Hopefully he keeps his momentum
I mean it’s not *that* well produced
This is literally randomly generated humor and I love it.
“In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated.” -a wise tomato
@@therealspeedwagon1451 Actually it was a wise cucumber
@@itsjimwaffle right I forgot
Also 🤓
My humor is randomly generated.
Earlier I was laughing at the idea of my grandma having a twin for no reason
VeggieTales was right all along
I can confirm we are in fact the most pure Arab people in Germany
Hey ! We Arabs, are not like that ! We are kind and sweet !
I cannot belive Autism Liverpool was in hell
I think the word "Aryan" in Laotian was originally written there but was detected by the translator as "Arab"
Masha allah the mufti of blessed german people
I mean, you just have to take one look at a crowd in Berlin to realise that
The entire bit from 1:09 to 2:09 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It made me laugh so hard I thought I was gonna pass out because my chest hurt so much.
Hitler being called Autism was spoiled in the thumbnail but 'Liverpool' caught me way off guard, after that for some reason 'Hogus father of Hagar' just sent me.
Let's not forget the cherry on top, that being 'Liverpool in hell' and the holocaust being translated to fucking 'Hooray' of all things made me cry.
Honorable mention being our supreme leader Kim-Jong-Un being called Acne-Cream and the Buddha for him and his religion being so successful around the world.
Ho Ho (No More)
Ho Ho (No More) had me legitimately laughing till my ribs hurt.
10:57 As a Singaporean I can confirm that we are the human enemy that defines our country
e
War with Elephants
Singapore = best country in the world
Easily
Same
Describe the 1960s in 2 words
6:52
😂
I see what you did there!
THAS CRAZY
@@anthems_international_morethats what she said
@@anthems_international_more THAS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
Imagine if there was an alternate universe where all of these wikipedia articles were true
UH OH
I wonder what the "era of chewing gum" would look like
Buddhism has a strong presence in that alternate reality.
Long live god emperor Buddha
I'd visit Soda, Korea.
2:00: Holocaûst --> Hooray! [Ho ho (no more)]
Totally got me off guard
Friendly reminder: If multiverse theory is correct, all of these translated articles are unironically true somewhere in the vastness of infinity.
Or, If the universe is infinite, this is true on an infinite number of planets in this universe
Woah
5:10 The best part isn't even "Plastic City".
It's the fact that "Città del Vaticano" (Vatican City) was somehow translated to "Città del Varano" (Monitor lizard City).
Oh my god, THE POPE IS A LIZARD!
LMAO WHAT IN DA sAGOSHYCARP-TPAZTE
I'm actually shocked both the video and channel has less than 1k views/subs. Not only was this video funny as hell, it also was just made pretty well in general.
I better be yelled at in the future when this channel blows up and has 100k+ subscribers
5k now
@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH oh god it's happening
Now it's 24k
@@tzioyn3331 26k now 💪
52k now
As a Belarusian I am proud to say that buddha is indeed our prime minister 🙏🙏🙏
Is a united kingdom
- The Buddha cLao 1801
He would be better than Lukashenka for sure
@@iamothemakhnovist20 You are quite a based person :)
*dong sound*
@@iamothemakhnovist20 the founder of Buddhism (Gautama?..) wasn't really a guy who wants to rule...
Though he'd still be better.
I love these they are so entertaining!
The capital isPositive
Not as entertaining as Buddha, the last time I saw him
You have to suffer when visiting Norway
Liverpool in hell
6:46 As a Russian, I find it the most accurate description of the current president
6:10 based
Congrats, you just successfully made a really strange WW2 alternate timeline. Honestly, I could see this on some questionable website and written by someone who's on some... Questionable substances.
Can you imagine if this actually happend? 🤣
@@victorlolxd7347I can make it happen.
It would be absolutely disastrous honestly 😅@@victorlolxd7347
Man, you almost killed me due to laughter. 10/10
I'm happy I'm not the only one who does this lol
Translating japanese Wikipedia is always fun because sometimes it's better than English Wikipedia or makes zero sense
How do you do it?
@@geofroggo or native
Yeah, I checked just now and, for example, the biography of Hitler in Japanese is much longer than in English.
hello emperor CrabofYes
I have not laughed this hard in weeks! This was amazing. How this channel doesn't have more views and subscribers is beyond me.
Time traveler: moves a chair
History:
History: yes.
Once I did a wild ride on wikipedia and translating it, that time found king Carol II of Romania being named "Big dumb of Roma".
Oh man, wikipedia translations can become quite wild😂
Ah yes, my homeland, The Republic of the Internet
I live there too, sometimes!
I live in the Republic of Internet aswell aswell as living in the UK
When are we gonna tell them that we own the entire internet?
it's everyone homeland now
1:56 The Nazis proposed a law prohibiting the marriage between non-Germans and New Zealanders
1:39 yep that definitely looks like hell
no
@@Caterev0038cool what do you mean by “no”?
Every Buddha:
3:12
4:35
5:31 (this one counts)
6:04
7:48
This Wikipédia loves Budha, probaly a budist
1:22 I literally died laughing
me toooooooo
no
*a u t i s i m*
4:48 Scotland, or Salad.
Man, I've been calling it Internet all these years.
Ah, yes, the beautiful country of Internet, also called Salad. Lovely place
The Australia one is kinda accurate for who was in charge from 2007-2008. The Governor-General (the successor) was Michael Jeffery, and the Prime Minister was Kevin Rudd. So it's almost right, just 15 years out of date.
If I remember correctly, the reason why Putin was translated to 'Mr Crab', is because in Russian the word 'putin' also refers to a crab hunting season. When they are typically caught to be eaten as seafood.
"putina" means fishing season and not crab, I doubt we have a place to hunt crabs. The actual reason is simpler-Putin said once in an interview that he had to work like a slave when he was young; like a slave sounds pretty much the same as like a crab, so we had a bunch of memes and caricatures
@@axl7762 No but as in, why his surname was automatically translated to 'crab'.
But aren't these articles translated from Laos? I think another comment on here said that the word for crab in Laos is "pu" or something
@@mellow_mallow I initially assumed that this was one of those 'translated through X amount of languages' memes.
@@DogDogGodFog oh, understandable. It's incoherent enough to be one.
8:59 “the nation anthem is hardware” *Home Depot theme starts playing
According to 8:49, not only does Japan use a currency, it also has an astounding landmass of 2,2 km².
no clickbait. i got exactly what i came for. you earned a subscriber for that one. i haven't laughed this hard in a while
i just finished the video and im currently in tears from how much im laughing
except the premise is a lie
5:53 Exactly. one cockroach has been ruling there for like 28 years
Пхаахаххахах
Усатый таракан
💀💀💀
Man, the Buddha sure does get around.
The editing makes this so much funnier. Great job. Subscribed.
As a Singaporean, I can confirm that we are a completely separate group of living things and are different from animals
Please make more of these I’m dying from laughter 💀
The way you present your videos and the humour in them is amazing. I was baffled to find that you have under 100k subs. Please keep making awesome videos!
I'm so glad that UA-cam recommended your channel to me
same
The picture of baby Austrian painter labeled as ‘Liverpool in hell’ got me 💀
7:14 that’s probably related to the diacritics getting messed up and misinterpreted as numbers (VNI maybe)
5:17 okay okay credit where credit is due this sounds pretty dope
You can actually figure out a bit about Laotin from this. Like I assume the word for "crab" is similar enough to in spelling "Putin" that Google translate gets confused. You can also see the language English is always just called "the UK" which makes me think that the two are the same word in Laotin with interchangeable meanings.
Can confirm: crab is ປູ (pu), which absolutely confuses the translator, and ອັງກິດ (angkid) is used for both the language (ພາສາອັງກິດ, pasa angkid) and the country (ປະເທດອັງກິດ, pathed angkid)
Also, the same crab thing is why Emperor Puyi was translated as Emperor Crab
In Russian the crab poaching season is called something similar to 'putin', I think
There's an actual joke about Putin being a crab, because some people misheard his "rabotal kak rab na galierach" (I worked like a slave on galleys) as "rabotal kak krab na galierach" (i worked like a crab on galleys)
@@throughcracker6591 þanks for ðe information
This channel is so good, the edits, the subject of the videos, the humor. Brilliant
Kid: When i grow up I want to become an astronaut
Cancer:
12:48
"The Philippines is one of two Asian nations that most people respect."
Don't leave me hanging like that. What is the other one?
The republic of virus
The Republic of Internet
Japan
Kevin was genuinely our prime minister a decade ago. I imagine Laos Wikipedia doesn’t update the Australia page that often...
You should do more of these funny Wikipedia mistranslations. Please! I love these!
11:07 kind of looks like dark chocolate melted on a bench, so it’s not entirely wrong.
10:34 I love how he skipped Brazil's language "Portugal", not "Portuguese" the language, but "Portugal" the Country
0:26 the Nazi era was just really hungry ig
Hungry for Hungary.
@@PorterStats3british food, still almost bombed (at least for autism)
Oh nice, you used the Siivagunner King for a Day art of Mr. Krabs at 2:41.
Mr. Crab:
"SPANGEBOBBBBBBBB! why the fuck did you let Zelensky steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formuler?"
"Give the conscripts... supplies??? ARHARHARHARHARHAR Spangebob 'me boi, that costs MONEY!"
i love your videos! you deserve several hundred thousands subs bro, keep it up
"Dinosaurs at the end of the nineteenth century, 65 million years ago" pretty much the extent of every 6 year old's historical understanding
Laughed my ass off so hard at this my lungs nearly collapsed. Good work. Keep it up.
You know you did a good job as a small content creator when people say "Underrated"
This actually made my day way better, like holy fuck the translator really can make laugh so hard that i cant breathe.
Damn these are Internet Historian quality level videos. I hope you get more views this is extremely amusing
I’m regretting not visiting my “Watch Later” so much rn, this is the funniest video I’ve seen in months and I thought I’ll die from laughter while watching
Yeah its so funny
I laughed so hard and so long as I hadn't for like a decade :)))
same :)))
Honestly, I don’t laugh at much, but this made me cry with laughter continuously, thank you
Love how the blanket is getting so globally well known! It's books are great, to bad it has so many holes that no more can be written ❤
How can you laugh at such tragic events. Autism or Liverpool wiped out my family in the Hooray 65 million years ago.
This was beautiful.
Perfect for laughing loudly and not sleeping.
I crave more.
5:02 as a Norwegian, I can confirm
…that this is wrong
🤯
0:49 i see, a fellow wolfenstein player
I have not laughed this hard in a loong time, keep up the absolutely awesome work
I have a feeling that this channel is going to blow up to a million subs really quick
The first mention of HE at 7:26?
Characters in the Mistranslated History Cinematic Universe: He, She, Me, I, and The Buddha.
Thanks so much for this man I haven't laughed like this in years XD
7:45 as someone who live in Thailand. Yeah this sounds about right lmao
MAAANNN you killed me the whole video, editing and content combined it's perfect, don't change anything
You deserve way more for such videos
Plot twist: The translation was accurate.
You mean dinos did the nono thing before germany?
@@claudetheclaudeqc6600 yes
they were right about Obama's spouse
"the Nazi era was a glorious eradinosaurs" I remember seeing pictures of Hitler riding those big long necked dinos, cool
0:25 how is nobody talking about this part, it had me dying 😂
I have never laughed this much before in one sitting, this is amazing thank you
The editing quality is amazing! I'm surprised you don't have more subscribers
I like to imagine the reason this is so incoherent and nonsensical is because there's very few Laotian moderators to correct and check things so people who speak Laotian can just plagiarize to their hearts content. That and paired with the fact that Laotian doesn't receive the same attention a language like Spanish or Arabic would get from Google.
Lao is relatively hard to translate because tons of words are really literal. We use what they are to say what they are. Hitler is autism (you know why) cat is roughly meow so as tons of other animals
If people were just plagiarizing others, then they would just plagiarize the most easily available and popular texts. So the errors would just be the most common errors, not completely zany errors.
Haven’t laughed this much in a very long time!! My stomach is sore after all of it… thanks lol x
4:34 is my favorite The Buddha quote.