Best of Karlology - Karl Pilkington's greatest theories, stories, quotes and opinions (Part 1)

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  • @PeaceDweller
    @PeaceDweller 9 років тому +1559

    ...As somebody who has suffered horrible depression and fear this year, I can honestly hand on heart say that Karl Pilkington has helped me get through a lot of pain with making me smile and laugh.

    • @Oh_You_seen_my_Womble
      @Oh_You_seen_my_Womble 7 років тому +11

      Peace Dweller what have you had fear about? Do you mean panic attacks,and are you ok now??

    • @LexiUnicorn
      @LexiUnicorn 6 років тому +29

      same

    • @foxc8646
      @foxc8646 5 років тому +6

      Same but years now

    • @coreyS33
      @coreyS33 5 років тому +8

      Karl makes me smile too but I'd still rather not be alive

    • @EditorJoe
      @EditorJoe 5 років тому +21

      @@coreyS33 It might mean nothing to you, but I'd much, much rather you were alive friend. Feel free to contact me if you ever want a chat ❤️

  • @donnafaulkner9397
    @donnafaulkner9397 5 років тому +126

    My son had surgery today and insisted this was playing to calm him down while he was under a type of anaesthetic. Proof that this is what the world needs.

  • @Watchiratzuu
    @Watchiratzuu 8 років тому +209

    Whenever I feel sad I just watch this show.. It's therapy.

    • @KM-jl7ey
      @KM-jl7ey 22 дні тому

      People who like listening to bullies are probably messed up.

  • @standuporshutup
    @standuporshutup 9 років тому +482

    The animators of this show did a brilliant job. So much emotion expressed by the non-speaking characters, it's great. Admittedly it was kind of their only job considering the nature of the show, but it's not an easy one.

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  9 років тому +28

      Completely agree, it's so well done.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 9 років тому +2

      Absolutely!

    • @DevilMayKye
      @DevilMayKye 9 років тому +12

      +standuporshutup dejarnette.deviantart.com/gallery/24682691/Character-Designs you can find all the character designs here. The storyboard artist/animator who created them also worked for big companies like Disney, Nickelodeon, Topps, Warner Bros. Animation, etc. He's well-known for illustrations and character designs for the Disney show "The Proud Family" and Topps' Garbage Pail Kids.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 9 років тому +13

      +standuporshutup I disliked the character designs at first - thought they were cheap, lazy Hanna Barbera knock offs.
      Over time though I've really grown to like them, esp. Karl, who somehow looks more like Karl than Karl himself does.
      And they often make the dialogue even funnier. There's the bit @ 13:37 where Karl's been talking about injecting an old lady("in the...temple.") and Ricky's ridiculing it: the original podcast recording's funny enough as it is, but the dramatic musical cues and the ridiculous animation of some shadowy spy with a syringe jumping out at the old lady, just as Ricky says "...and then someone stuck a needle in her head" makes it much funnier.
      Most of the animation's pretty subtle - it just complements the dialogue - but it's always consistent and enjoyable, and sometimes it pushes the original podcasts into even funnier areas. And Ricky doesn't look like he fell out of The Flintstones to me anymore either.

    • @frusciantesplectrum7980
      @frusciantesplectrum7980 7 років тому +2

      The Sprawl 'he looks more like Karl himself' what a stupid statement?! You're talking bollocks, hahaha.....play another record

  • @ZinniaRAWR
    @ZinniaRAWR 7 років тому +188

    This is the most underrated video on UA-cam. This person has done us a real justice in uploading this captivating recreation of Karl's best moments

  • @AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3
    @AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3 8 років тому +326

    I love Karl Pilkington. He's like an unintentional Yogi Berra. Every stupid thing he says has a slight hint of brilliance to it.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 роки тому

      So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia.
      Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?!
      You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be.
      Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

    • @tinyhouseranch
      @tinyhouseranch 10 місяців тому +1

      Hes Low key genius .

    • @KM-jl7ey
      @KM-jl7ey 22 дні тому

      Imagination is more telling of intelligence than any other measure

  • @TheDiddleBros
    @TheDiddleBros 9 років тому +103

    The comedy of Karl is timeless.

    • @joepunch3214
      @joepunch3214 6 років тому +3

      His unrealised comedy is hilarious 😂 😂 😂

    • @Humblemumble7
      @Humblemumble7 5 років тому +2

      TheDiddleBros shut up

  • @jacklandon9933
    @jacklandon9933 6 років тому +118

    I have to stick up for Karl. There actually WAS a doctor/scientist during the French revolutionary days that worked with a condemned prisoner to set up a series of signals for the man to use with his eyes once his head had been removed by the guillotine. He did in fact determine that the man seemed to retain consciousness for about 33 seconds after decapitation. He was able to blink his eyes and stare very distinctly at the doctor, and open and close his mouth. His eyes closed for a final time around 30 seconds and did not reopen.
    I think Simon Whistler may have done an episode about it.

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 років тому +22

      Ricky even said once that so much of what Karl says actually turns out to be true, he just recounts things poorly because he either never understood them or can't remember them properly. Of course, Karl believes everything he reads. God hope he never watches any Flat Earth videos.

    • @emileroberge9459
      @emileroberge9459 4 роки тому +1

      The shock from getting decapitated and blood loss might not instantly kill your brain but you would lose consciousness. Lack of blood pressure damages the head very quickly, just cutting your leg artery can kill you in a matter of minutes.

  • @CntrazZombie4
    @CntrazZombie4 5 років тому +313

    It really never was the "Ricky Gervais" Show, it was always the "Karl Pilkington Featuring Ricky Gervais as the "Heckler" "

    • @ginawhoever9734
      @ginawhoever9734 4 роки тому +9

      YES! thank you! i swear, in this sort of setting (i mean Gervais *is* a genius comedian/script/show writer..) but when they are trying to use Karl to 'av a laff' i find that Karl is really like the life of the show, even in 'an idiot abroad' (which yes i do object to the title) i feel like Karl basically showed Gervais up. it's like Penn and Teller... Penn comes off as big and super talented and loud and almost intimidating... but he would *never* achieve that stance if Teller, who is just as talented btw, did not project the 'silent, humble smaller' presence right next to him... i think Karl is like the Teller here who makes Gervais' Comedy look so much 'sharper' and 'smarter' just by his more 'simplistic', more 'unsophisticated' manner. of course, i am not saying that Karl could write a screenplay or do an hour standup and have everyone laugh for an hour or has as much comedic raw talent as Gervais... but he is absolutely comedic in his own way and it is absolutely a way that gives Gervais a kind of spring-board to do 'his thing'. but none of this would be so funny if Karl wasn't just smiply being Karl who i find hilarious on his own. on 'an idiot abroad' most of the time, it was how Karl framed the situations he was in and much of what he actually said on his own (i mean without a script) that was the funniest part of the show. if i could go to lunch with Gervais or Karl... i think i'd really pick Karl believe it or not.

    • @Succadeez
      @Succadeez 4 роки тому

      @@ginawhoever9734 he's funny like a good friend is

    • @portzy1447
      @portzy1447 4 роки тому +2

      Stephen: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @Steve-Quinn-YC-GaSC
      @Steve-Quinn-YC-GaSC 4 роки тому

      That's because Ricky has his name as the power of advertising, Noone knew Karl so it wouldn't have attracted the number of viewers. It's advertising. If Karl or Stephen were more popular at the time, then it would be called something else.

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 2 роки тому +1

      He's done it again ! He's done you again, mate !!!

  • @tolbeepies2057
    @tolbeepies2057 9 років тому +535

    their faces when karl dies at 78 and warwick pops out.

  • @kaymuldoon3575
    @kaymuldoon3575 8 років тому +544

    "But what I'm sayin' is..."

    • @lodersracing
      @lodersracing 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @devmehta5313
      @devmehta5313 4 роки тому +7

      ....I don’t know what I’m sayin”

    • @bexx0329
      @bexx0329 4 роки тому +2

      All I’m saying is...

    • @chaseHoldren
      @chaseHoldren Місяць тому +1

      and then the maddest thing you've ever heard

  • @scinauticando
    @scinauticando 3 роки тому +5

    one of the great things about these Karlology videos is the frequent showing of the coffee pouring in. Makes me go to bed looking forward to my coffee in the morning :D

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 років тому +23

    His cartoon represents him so well. Simple, yet bold

  • @TurdFerguson884
    @TurdFerguson884 6 років тому +70

    “I think there’s some bacteria that has better lives than that”
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @friedrich.nietzsche6472
      @friedrich.nietzsche6472 5 років тому +1

      Definitely better than YOUR life HAHAHAHAHA😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😀🤗

    • @RadicalCaveman
      @RadicalCaveman 2 місяці тому +1

      @@friedrich.nietzsche6472 There's bacteria with wittier comebacks than yours.

    • @BennyAscent
      @BennyAscent Місяць тому

      ​@@friedrich.nietzsche6472man. Wonder how nietzsche would react to seeing such idiocy under his name.

  • @yardsalemama
    @yardsalemama 8 років тому +29

    These are so insanely brilliant. Whenever I need a good belly laugh, all I have to do is find these three, and I'm a goner..lmao!!

  • @awzthemusicalreviews
    @awzthemusicalreviews 4 роки тому +6

    I haven't watched any of these in years, yet I can still quote certain parts as they come up. The magic of Pilkington

  • @biscaya08
    @biscaya08 5 років тому +10

    "Eyes looking forward? Were there people with eyes looking into their head?" You're amazing Karl

  • @Krulee
    @Krulee 5 років тому +9

    I can't believe I found this hours and hours of great content just now..

  • @dava73
    @dava73 5 років тому +12

    So good. Addicted to this. Karl is my hero.

  • @garybaldy5720
    @garybaldy5720 9 років тому +256

    Karl could watch an episode of the twilight zone and take it as a documentary lmao

  • @ProMaxElite
    @ProMaxElite 9 років тому +535

    The funny thing is, Karl is actually right with most of what he says; he just has problems explaining it. Mind you that's what makes him brilliant

    • @realtalkexposure5288
      @realtalkexposure5288 9 років тому +1

      I agree haha

    • @tolbeepies2057
      @tolbeepies2057 9 років тому +3

      +ProMaxElite i love it so much

    • @jcjordie21
      @jcjordie21 7 років тому +51

      That's the case with some things he says but to say he's right with most things is a massive over exaggeration

    • @WellHiFellers
      @WellHiFellers 7 років тому +6

      I couldn't agree more, he is without a doubt one of the most interesting men on the planet

    • @rhysspeight7142
      @rhysspeight7142 7 років тому +25

      "Karl is actually right with most of what he says" that's correct when he's talking and moaning about little quirks in the world, but most of the time he's talking absolute shit.

  • @bretthaslam3536
    @bretthaslam3536 7 місяців тому +2

    Me and my pal listen to these while we're working and it honestly makes the day an absolute joy we laugh everyday

  • @saemashafique
    @saemashafique 2 місяці тому +1

    I watch/listen to this at a night in bed as it helps with my severe anxiety. Thank you Karl.

  • @pinkdogroslyn8832
    @pinkdogroslyn8832 5 років тому +16

    I think it’s fascinating how his answer to “what superpower do you want” is “does anybody else want the power?”

    • @Nova-tu9xi
      @Nova-tu9xi 4 роки тому +1

      That's a very nice way of saying how worryingly daft Karl is.

  • @rob7105
    @rob7105 9 років тому +181

    It makes me feel stupid listening to karl.
    Mostly due to the fact I completely get what he he is talking about all the time and agree with him on most things

    • @Joey_ott
      @Joey_ott 8 років тому +4

      Rob Rooney WHAT HOW CAN YOU AGREE WITH HIM!!! listening to karma makes me know we evolved from animals

    • @jamesgeese
      @jamesgeese 6 років тому +4

      Wow how can you agree

    • @nicholasbeikman4304
      @nicholasbeikman4304 6 років тому +34

      I can see the validity in his ideas as well. He just struggles with the proper vernacular to express them more clear.

    • @brito1482
      @brito1482 5 років тому +2

      @@nicholasbeikman4304 this is all an act. Don't be so gullible

    • @nicholasbeikman4304
      @nicholasbeikman4304 5 років тому +1

      brit o Inform me as to what I am gullible about?

  • @jennabridges6334
    @jennabridges6334 7 років тому +235

    Karl's actually the most open minded person in the world

    • @hanzohattori6716
      @hanzohattori6716 5 років тому +29

      He's so open minded that his head is a vacuum of absolute nothingness

    • @turboflamez161
      @turboflamez161 5 років тому +16

      "Received wisdom says there's a fine line between a genius and an idiot. Not true. Karl's an idiot, pure and simple. Very simple. Some people have proclaimed him a genius, but they're idiots."
      Ricky Gervais' foreword for the book version of these podcasts

    • @beemail6983
      @beemail6983 5 років тому +2

      Broad mind or a wide parting

    • @Nova-tu9xi
      @Nova-tu9xi 4 роки тому +4

      Open minded because he refuses to think about anything difficult alltogether or because he's unwilling to try new experiences like foreign food? You're talking shit.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 роки тому

      So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia.
      Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?!
      You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be.
      Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

  • @NAPREDATOR
    @NAPREDATOR 8 років тому +108

    "let me put myself in their shoes, they haven't got any"

    • @nicholasbeikman4304
      @nicholasbeikman4304 6 років тому +7

      NAPREDATOR I’m surprised they didn’t catch that and laugh like I did 😂

  • @FeelinErie
    @FeelinErie 9 років тому +103

    ''Somebody had wroted...'' OMG, that KILLED me! XDDDDDDDDD It's late at night here, and I've let out the biggest belly laugh ever!

    • @kensingtonpride
      @kensingtonpride 5 років тому +3

      Highly recommend watching this utter shit at the gym. Looking like a mental patient giggling on the treadmill

  • @jalockhart21
    @jalockhart21 9 років тому +109

    He was the loneliest man ever.......in the world. lmao

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 4 роки тому +5

      I cried laughing first time I heard that.
      That's the beauty of this character. So genuine and relatively curious, but so simple

    • @RoosterCogburnPhD
      @RoosterCogburnPhD 4 роки тому +9

      It wasn't even in the world. He was on the moon.

    • @z3dda
      @z3dda 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 he is just legendary

    • @Martin-88
      @Martin-88 2 місяці тому

      ​@@RoosterCogburnPhD What? The "world" means everything, including the moon.

  • @beckymorris5588
    @beckymorris5588 8 років тому +63

    Ricky's laugh just makes it

  • @mydogchaplin
    @mydogchaplin Рік тому +1

    Brilliant ! Thank you Karl for just being you , loved u in the travel show also. Thanks for the laughs to all who helped this series together . It’s perfect

  • @sarahjanecleary1801
    @sarahjanecleary1801 9 років тому +4

    Funniest show of all time, thanks for uploading Karls finest!

  • @ewoppy2571
    @ewoppy2571 9 років тому +3

    thanks for making these :) , ive watched all the podcasts and stuff so its nice just to have a compilation :P

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  8 років тому +24

    Part 3 tonight guys! Just a heads up, the video is about 1 hour 40 minutes long (as oppose to the usual 1 hour) just because it was so hard to cut down the 7 episodes it was comprised of because they were all gold. Make of that what you will, but be sure to enjoy!

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 7 років тому +14

    "Hulk...he wasn't happy" LMAO

  • @shaneshanks9702
    @shaneshanks9702 6 місяців тому +63

    Who's listening in 2024? 😊❤😂

  • @nattasarocks
    @nattasarocks 9 років тому +1

    I've must to pause after every piece to laugh out loud for some time. This is amazing!

  • @BattersL
    @BattersL 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like Karl Pilkington is really simple in a great way, he works for things and things work for him. People should be more like Karl in this modern day

  • @toddgoon
    @toddgoon 8 років тому +153

    I like how Karl thinks you're 9 months old when you're born

    • @cninh4574
      @cninh4574 8 років тому +29

      Jordi Baitup well, developmentally, you are. If we go by how he's approaching age, with the body a big backwards, then the body still has 9 months of development to reverse at birth.

    • @mothintofllame
      @mothintofllame 6 років тому +10

      Jordi Baitup Technically, you are

    • @nearinglifesend9291
      @nearinglifesend9291 6 років тому +3

      Technically , our cells die and split apart all the time so we don’t know our true age

    • @deangreen2567
      @deangreen2567 5 років тому +1

      KelvinOnUA-cam Technically even though we develop new brain cells, our old ones, even from the very beginning, remain in reserve. Thus, some cells never fully die. Those cells are proof of our age.

    • @cconnon1912
      @cconnon1912 5 років тому

      Some Eastern countries count your age from conception. Your birthday is conception not birth. Strange but true.

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  9 років тому +51

    Aaaand part 2 is finally live!

  • @kvitka124
    @kvitka124 8 років тому +72

    omg did Ricky Gervais use Karl's theories in his stand up? when he talks about goats being given to African families, Ricky used those exact lines in his shows.

    • @lefinlay
      @lefinlay 7 років тому +26

      That's probably why Ricky's standup is so funny - it's all Karl's material

    • @helgahart3422
      @helgahart3422 6 років тому +4

      Ricky is not funny. He had to steal Carl's ideas.

    • @JesusIzAPunkRocker
      @JesusIzAPunkRocker 6 років тому +4

      @@helgahart3422 I do not know what that means. Karl's not trying to be funny. He's a dolt with rediculous ideas about the way the world is. The comedy is all courtesy of smerch and gervais trying to make sense of it

  • @laurenmassey73
    @laurenmassey73 9 років тому +106

    Anyone else think he would be amazing in the jungle?

    • @laurenmassey73
      @laurenmassey73 9 років тому +2

      I have seen it thankyou very much. I meant I'm a celebrity get me out of here.

    • @nimfenzwanner
      @nimfenzwanner 9 років тому

      ah :)

    • @Lynxchillin08
      @Lynxchillin08 9 років тому +1

      +Lauren Massey He would be hilarious in that, I've never watched a series but I would if Karl was in it !!

    • @CaptainFrankBlack
      @CaptainFrankBlack 9 років тому +14

      +Lauren Massey If he went to the jungle it wouldnt be fair on everyone else because he would definitely win.

    • @enigmapgh
      @enigmapgh 8 років тому +8

      An Idiot Abroad..... he goes to the jungle and it's halrious....especially when he he has to wear a NAMBUS.

  • @MerelMystery
    @MerelMystery 8 років тому +4

    these videos make me so happy

  • @Archie15559
    @Archie15559 5 років тому +2

    Karl is funnier than most of today's comedians and that's without even trying ,he's a natural and I could listen to him all day 🤣

  • @oliverthulin8192
    @oliverthulin8192 4 роки тому +3

    The fact that space travel or super powers isn’t as desirable as an HMV voucher to Karl is kinda beautiful.

  • @LordofHogwarts
    @LordofHogwarts 5 років тому +4

    He never laughs, he has a brilliant mind and he is incredibly funny. But watching this made me realise he really is like this in life and he isn't joking, just blows my mind how his works :)

    • @jojocamel60
      @jojocamel60 Місяць тому

      Watch Sick Of It. Karl is a brilliant actor. He plays 2 roles, but he's not really acting. It's just Karl being himself really.

  • @tripdefect87
    @tripdefect87 8 років тому +7

    The zombie baby imagery in the first bit is priceless

  • @tomskih203
    @tomskih203 4 роки тому +5

    Karl is a great example of patience and humility.

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  9 років тому +69

    Guys I..uh..I lied..part 2 is not at all in progress I have had no free time lately😂

    • @natrevill2763
      @natrevill2763 9 років тому +7

      +alexo1234ss1 you bitch! :)

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  9 років тому +32

      Part two coming this afternoon guys!

    • @skilly91
      @skilly91 9 років тому +21

      I love that bit when Karl's telling the story about his mate's creepy house, and he's trying to be a good story teller, and he gets to the climactic part and ruins it with "...somebody had wroted". Haha.

    • @ASLETTFITNESS
      @ASLETTFITNESS 6 років тому

      Love the honesty, go enjoy yourself lad

  • @IllusivePrime
    @IllusivePrime 9 років тому +220

    Imagine Karl in I'm a Celeb Get Me Out of Here! :)

  • @HaakonMusic
    @HaakonMusic 9 років тому +2

    gj on the editing. keep up the good work!

  • @lewicas
    @lewicas 2 місяці тому +3

    15:30 Karl pretty much gave Gervais material for his stand up. Heard that goat dilemma in one of his stand up’s.

  • @grin101
    @grin101 8 років тому +15

    I've think I've heard some of Karls ramblings in Rickys comedy.

    • @go2JAmar
      @go2JAmar 5 років тому

      I know I have. Specifically the goat scenario

    • @requestcontainsinvalidargu185
      @requestcontainsinvalidargu185 5 років тому

      I think there was also the icecaps/valcano thing too that Karl theorised.

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому

      Definitely he put about 3 in his last special!

  • @alcin53
    @alcin53 8 років тому +45

    Karl pilkington is like Gavin Free's uncle

  • @overshare7
    @overshare7 6 років тому

    How did I managed to live 36 years without ever watching this beats me. Ty ty :-)

  • @garethtaylor1470
    @garethtaylor1470 3 місяці тому

    “Thumb on a stick??”
    I was crying laughing at that!😂

  • @DarrylSullivan
    @DarrylSullivan 6 років тому +7

    Karl was right about Judges having a disguise. Thats what judges originally wore wigs

  • @Sunlight70
    @Sunlight70 9 років тому +11

    I ripped the audio for this and was listening to it while driving my car.
    Bit dodgy - nearly wrapped it round a tree, I was laughing that much.

  • @anthonysteen56
    @anthonysteen56 3 роки тому +2

    Karl is the perfect human...like the best part of one sex, the need to be logical doesn’t apply, and like the best part of the other he doesn’t need to be liked...perfection obtained

  • @kierandelaney7523
    @kierandelaney7523 9 років тому

    I could watch these every day

  • @carlpeel5580
    @carlpeel5580 3 роки тому +2

    Agreed animators so good making this funny

  • @jakedoc4610
    @jakedoc4610 5 років тому +1

    i love how the animators blend together two different storylins sometimes - even if they do not directly mentioned it-

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 5 років тому

    Brilliant. Lov it. Karl's diary is my new thing superb

  • @leesway
    @leesway 5 років тому +3

    I wish I could be as patient and confident as Karl

  • @lukelupul9908
    @lukelupul9908 6 років тому +7

    Everyone hold on a minute. Karl's fist theory is legitimately the premise of "Death Stranding," eccentric videogame auteur Hideo Kojima's next big project. Karl called it years in advance.

  • @adamj6645
    @adamj6645 9 років тому +2

    nice compilation, karl makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

  • @E-MAN979
    @E-MAN979 4 роки тому +2

    I love when they tried to get him to understand sayings and analogies

  • @Marcuk2024
    @Marcuk2024 9 років тому +24

    karl for prime minister

    • @RadicalCaveman
      @RadicalCaveman 2 місяці тому

      How would he be any different from the ones we've had?

  • @ChordsForU
    @ChordsForU 5 років тому +8

    Terry the goat - “What am I doing here?” - 2019

  • @Lelouch999
    @Lelouch999 11 місяців тому +2

    It’s funny how literal they take Karl. He’s seriously a genius. It’s about how you perceive what he’s saying

    • @19822andy
      @19822andy 9 місяців тому

      He's tuned out to be somewhat of a visionary looking back. They laughed when he described augmented reality but he was spot on.

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 5 років тому +3

    Love how they just take the piss out of him and he just sits there and thinks "I'll just wait."

  • @theviper1999uk
    @theviper1999uk 7 років тому +3

    I think this is one of the best setups for comedy ever. Steve has such quick humour and dry cynicism, which works well with his psychotic moments. His and Karl's arguments and insults are fucking genius. Karl basically retells his stories in such an unexpected way, and the interplay between him and Gervais is both friendly and hateful. Ricky and Steve are assholes but they put on the act in order to get the best out of Karl and I think its genius.

  • @victoriaduffy7666
    @victoriaduffy7666 8 років тому +1

    goat from 16 minutes on- comedy gold

  • @FranHybrid
    @FranHybrid 8 років тому +33

    Let me put myself in their shoes, wait they haven't got any
    me: crying

  • @adraedin
    @adraedin 4 роки тому +1

    Did any DJs actually make a remix of that soundbyte around 10:30?

  • @shannen5878
    @shannen5878 4 роки тому +1

    Just realised Ricky used the goat conversation on his tour

  • @Komorebi_Sky
    @Komorebi_Sky 5 років тому +8

    With this amount of ads you must be making more money than Ricky did from the podcast

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  5 років тому +7

      I wish. It's copyright claimed, so I don't get any money and UA-cam places the ads. I advise using an adblocker.

  • @RayTheomo
    @RayTheomo Рік тому

    "Your hip's come off" always makes me smile

  • @jumpabeat2914
    @jumpabeat2914 5 років тому +6

    This should be called the Karl Pilkington Show

  • @LuisGonzalez-ip8jp
    @LuisGonzalez-ip8jp 9 років тому +17

    fucking hell. this is brilliant.

  • @General_Pinkledink
    @General_Pinkledink 7 років тому +5

    That's why people love Karl... He's very wise... but incredibly unintelligent. Some how he manages to still survive and function in this crazy world.

  • @MzkZP
    @MzkZP 6 років тому +5

    Karl literally never laughs , I’ve seen him grin once or twice. He’s got the greatest straight face in the business.

  • @jimmy31hendrix
    @jimmy31hendrix 9 років тому +10

    "But why have I been picked" XD

  • @wesleywright2520
    @wesleywright2520 8 років тому +2

    There's something I don't understand, Ricky laughs at what Karl says during the goat part but then he later says the exact same thing in his Straight Out of England comedy gig.

  • @davexb6595
    @davexb6595 4 роки тому

    What's interesting is that Karl's goat gift analysis is precisely what Ricky used in a later stand up show.

  • @johncarral4458
    @johncarral4458 5 років тому +9

    Karl is a northerner we still have toffee shops up north 👍

  • @TheSteelStallion
    @TheSteelStallion 6 років тому +12

    "And somebody had wroted..."

  • @gram1059
    @gram1059 3 місяці тому

    Ricky Gervais is the mastermind that sets the show up for Karl Pilkington to be the star

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  8 років тому +19

    Part 4 coming very very soon. Again it's quite long, this time due to Kidney stone diary entries, and the happiness anecdotes towards the end. Plus the rare animated record of Karl laughing. You won't be disappointed, and if you are, you're an idiot. Play a record.

  • @margarita1776.
    @margarita1776. 8 років тому +9

    @15:29 "Let me put me self in their shoes-oh they haven't got any" LOL

    • @madden12
      @madden12 8 місяців тому

      Genius comedy

  • @clemtutt7967
    @clemtutt7967 5 років тому

    I can't get enough of this...so effin funny

  • @MedicESO
    @MedicESO 5 років тому

    I love this so much... The cartoons make this.

  • @nevewarren4088
    @nevewarren4088 5 років тому

    Think I’ve been watching this too much cos what Karl’s saying honestly makes sense to me

  • @Bulldog_DK
    @Bulldog_DK 4 роки тому

    PERFECT!!!!!!!

  • @saltaiaw
    @saltaiaw 8 років тому +14

    But what happens if you get hit by a train? Do babies only come out when you reach 78?

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  8 років тому +6

      Alex W Not sure. Maybe you'd have to take a dip in the fountain of youth. I'M A COCKNEY FLOWER WATCH ME SHOWER.

    • @martyfunkhauser4663
      @martyfunkhauser4663 8 років тому +7

      the.alexo1234ss1 Eels up inside ya

  • @brockyy.j
    @brockyy.j 4 роки тому +4

    Everyone in the comments saying bullying this bullying that blabla, Ricky Gervais is a brilliant comedian as is Karl pilkington, if there was nobody to take the piss out of karl it wouldn't be as funny, all 3 of them have roles to play in this podcast and they do it perfectly and it's fucking brilliant, stop complaining.

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому +1

      Karl even said “I can stand up for myself” and “if u think I’m being bullied why arnt u doing anything about it” 😂😂😂

  • @averagesavage8195
    @averagesavage8195 6 років тому +3

    The mad thing is I can actually relate to some of Karl’s ideas 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @taryn4094
    @taryn4094 7 років тому +4

    Someone please explain to all of them what "the elephant in the room" really is!! I was dying!!

  • @TheBlackDemon1996
    @TheBlackDemon1996 8 років тому +7

    12:14 ...That's Benjamin Button... don't tell me Karl Pilkington came up with the idea for Benjamin Button...