Karl Pilkington's Funniest Horror Stories | Compilation, Halloween Special
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• Karl Pilkington's Funn...
"You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge." Holy crap.
Quite philosophical really
Karl in a sentence
“You can only talk rubbish, if you’re aware of knowledge”
Its not a lie if you believe it
it explains a lot about Karl.
@@oom5768 that’s what every tyrant has said.
🤣🤣🤣 the thing is he ain't wrong he just can't word a sentence
Meaning nothing sounds like rubbish if everyone is equally as ignorant.
The shadow pushing people off their bikes is my favourite story, the laughing is just infectious
@Kyle Robinson grow up
"There's a shadow somewhere...."
@The Preacher Yes. Once I came face to face with the “Hat Man”, one of the shadow people. He interacted with me physically. He reached out his arm to grab mine and left three scratches in the same length, uniformly spaced. It wasn’t my eyes playing tricks on me.
@CT Ricky Gervais is a “know-it-all”, really a “believe-it-all”. Karl is more sceptical of the two.
You probably dont give a shit but does any of you know of a method to log back into an Instagram account..?
I was dumb lost my account password. I would appreciate any help you can offer me
@Imran Darren Instablaster :)
I always thought sending Karl out on Ghost 👻 hunts would be fab!
Ricky's laugh at the manhole cover bomb blast after Karl said 'never saw the manhole cover again' gets me everytime, so funny.
It's true and there's pictures
It is a weird example of Karl taking a true story and mangling it in the telling of it.
They were not testing what would happen if they put a manhole cover on a nuclear bomb. They were testing the result of the bomb being detonated below ground. Part of which required them locking down the shaft they lowered the bomb into. When they set off the bomb it ripped the "manhole cover" off with such force that they calculated it may have been sent into orbit.
Surely the story about the shadow pushing people of bikes can't be true 😅
‘And they drink milk from a saucer’ - I died 😂
The manhole cover traveled faster than any man-made object ever
Pretty excited when I saw this pop up on my feee! All the RSK stuff is helpful in times of anxiety & depression as many people have commented. So true
Absolutely! Nothing better than listening to Ricky, Steve and Karl to get you through tough times! Hope you enjoyed it
It’s so true, it helps me massively.
I listen to these every single night over and over lol. They never get boring to me even though I’ve listened to every single audio and know them all word for word.
They help so many people!!!
Subbed even though you put this out at 10 to 1 with a load of effin n jeffin in it
"One mushy pea"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Count Mancula! 🧛🏻♂️
Alright..... 😦
flies + a johnny = badness
it's true
I like that Karl can never explain anything but uses his feelings to make an even worse point
So funny 😂instant cure for my anxiety and low feelings..thank you for compiling this
Yes definetly does the trick
Karl would prob say “Hope the days since have been pleasant enough.”
The manhole cover got me 😂😂😂
Karl will never realise what an amazing comedy god he is
Showed on my recommendations have a sub n that
Ricky's responses to Karl's stories have me spitting 🤣😅😂!
Like:
"They were then trying to *convince me* that telekinesis was not like all the other stuff. . . *that I didn't believe in.*
😂😅🤣
Perfect thank you Pilky
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Dracula's centre parting is really neat, therefore there is no Dracula (as he couldn't look in mirrors to check it out) - paraphrasing Karl there!🤣🤣🤣
Spooky Karl!
Don't
Talk
Shit!
😆
Thank you for these!
Very first story he talks about a wooden bath he was in, when I was 2 my mum was bathing me and I apparently said 'this is where I died before with my other mummy'. Well let's just say my mum still doesn't look at me normal 🤣
My sisters friend Beth had a similar experience, in where her and her mother were walking past a local church, and Beth asked her mother if she could remember horses being in there once.
Her mother thought the conversation was odd, and decided to look it up. Turns out it was a Stable in the early 1800's.
@@jimmyrustler8983 rubbish
If you was only 2. You are only taking your mother's word for that .
That's very interesting considering 2 year olds speak in 3-5 word sentences ya mum might just be taking the piss mate
Best time to have uploaded this. I was playing Phasmophobia today and then it registered that Karl likes ghosts so I was going to shoot through UA-cam to find his ghost stories and maaaaan you saved me big time on this one!
Haha! Glad I could be of help! Be sure to share if you’re enjoying the uploads my friend 👍
The manhole on the bomb story is actually true. I saw it on a documentary on the military channel.
An ashtray 'olds cold bettah'
When else better to listen to this?
Sounds like something from a funny bones book😂😂
Wicked funny
35:30 lmao ricky’s laugh reached the whistle register..
Funny enough the manhole cover story is true.
It is the fastest object ever recorded, the reason why it was never found is because it was shot into space.
imagine these lads as ghosts hunters
I find these bits funnier than monkey news.
Glad to be listening to this during halloween 🎃
Did anyone else used to have baths in the sink as a kid, was weird af but feels like a karl moment
Mankula 😂😂😂😂😂😂 dis guy im dieing
I wish they'd bring back the Ricky Gervais show
Ye never seen a black ghost
anyone else ever feel like Karl must be related to some horrible historical figure? he always acts so openly apprehensive about digging into his family history and seems to have seen something he didn't want to see in his own family tree.
Yeah - they’re called his relatives 🤣
@@zackfromtheburgh lmao it's true. papa pilkington seems awful
No
the scratches on the inside of a coffin are when the gas builds up in your abdomen and your abdomen explodes, the acid released makes those markings..
Karls evolved, now he's got a head like a f**king pumpkin
Haha! That's the magic of Photoshop, Samuel! I hope you're enjoying the content!
pumpkin is orange too innit
"Somebody dug up the body, took its heart, burnt it, blended it, put it in water and drank it. Now if they're isn't dodgy stuff going on why are they in prison?"
"Because they dug up a body, cut out the heart, burnt it, liquidized it and drank it that's why"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did Karl Pilkington never do most haunted
A cat that didn't look happy 😂😂😂
Rickie needs to know that the budgies would die, not be happy…
Was baby that ad v power!
Dracula'a mum does his part with spit on her fingers
And don't forget Karl is one of the brightest Manc.
s
I love how Steve thinks he's so much smarter than Karl. But he's really not.
The thing with Karl is that he's not an idiot as a lot of people would think. What he is is 1. Gullible and 2. Terrible at communication/misremembering info
If by smarter you mean educated then obviously he is smarter than Karl.
Karl, in my opinion, is somewhat of a genius, but not in the traditional sense regarding IQ and whatnot. The genius lives in his ability to see & interpret concepts through a strange variation of child-like wonder & face-value literalism.
The comedic gold that he unwittingly says in conversation is just brilliant. Please don’t ever change, Karl.
I like Steve but any argument they have Karl always crushes Steve. Effortlessly.
@@detectiveh7399 Steve is smarter in the traditional sense. He knows when to mock Karl and when to defend him, and when to talk to Karl calmly. Karl once asked if flea circuses (which of course are just tiny motorised/battery powered apparatus) gets the most out of fleas. Karl actually thought it was trained fleas 😂 Steve just smiled and moved onto the next topic 😂
I love Karl he’s great, I understand and agree with 99% of what he says. I understand the brain and him as different things perfectly, I thought everyone thought that.
😊
@16:19 the shadow story
The manhole cover story is true 100% except for that it didn't go into orbit it left the atmosphere and kept going. (Apparently true)
Steve and Ricky are such norms. Kinda status quo mainstream types who think just because it sounds a bit out there, that it will never happen. If they were born 400 years ago, they would be in the lynching mobs accusing women of being witches because they made a nice soup 😂
The irony is Karl is far more interesting than Ricky
If you touch a UFO you’re gonna get done …. I have not laughed harder in a long while . Omg such drivel 38:50
I wish Ricky and Steve would just shut their pie holes, and let Karl get on with his stories. It is no wonder that Karl gets flustered, with all the interpretations.
An example is the budgie story. They barely let Karl string 2 sentences together. Karl is correct about certain birds being susceptible to dying from fright. Ask a vet.
weird,..innit?
It sounds like liam gallagher
Because they're both from Manchester
A shadow at night.
Did it eat a knob
1:58 Live on air, talking shit again....
What kinda parents left their 7-8 year in a house himself and went out?!?
they also killed a lot of cats.
The McCann family
I used to ride my bike around all day when i was 7-8 .. So why wouldn't i be ok at home without my parents ? Times.. they are a changin 🎶
The flies and the notes and all of whatever he would find that he would think had antything to do with ghosts was explained when he said it was a junkie hangout. I'm a recovering junkie and would have made notes like that and put things like that just to potentially freak someone out! Karl please...
Imagining his face reading that note makes me laugh without fail.
So what's the name of that Lake where the Loch Ness monster lives?
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15:53 He has a point if he's talking about horror movies, the ghost is always a white person haha
Funny a lot of the shit karl is saying are real things like the beard dude that happened he was missing for days, if anything ricky is the moron because he just thinks karls chatting shit
The arrogance of the two is hilarious.
Steve and Ricky are so closed minded to things they can't explain or understand. It really frustrates me. Past lives aren't rubbish at all.
Of course they are you bell end
@Alexis condit they’ll have to believe After they die. They’ll realise everything is mint as they thought. They’re still hella funny to listen to though. 😂😂
Yes they are, sorry. At least until there is evidence to suggest otherwise.
@@Boyblunder2k9 there's loads of evidence. But if you don't have an interest than it's not worth looking into.
@@alexiscondit898 Such as?
Ricky annoys me a bit because he is so closed minded. I saw a real ghost with a witness and if I could prove it I'd gamble everything I own against his £1.
That literally means nothing as there is such thing as shared hallucinations, many people like you say yeah i seen a ghost. There are many reasons you can see things being tired, sick or suffering distress of any kind, these are just a few.
Lets say ghost are real and they say ghost are born of unfinished business or horrible deaths, if that were the case then surely there would be millions upon millions of ghost just due to war alone. Also what about disease or starvation and torture?. Yet we as a species have not guaranteed their existence ever.
Im not talking about the uneducated and highly superstitious people in society. I’m talking about well educated and scientific folk who base what they can prove and not what they themselves can see.
In fact many scientists have been proven wrong on what they can see and not prove, that says a whole lot about what you can prove.
Has nothing about being close minded and more about what you prove with other scientists proving it.
@@imaginti259 There is the belief that after so much time a ghost/spirit/energy, call it whatever you like moves to a different plane or level if you like. All I know is what I saw was totally out of the Blue, we both saw it and it scared the shit out of us. Now, Quantum physicists firmly believe as a result of their string theory science that there are other dimensions besides the one we live in, these are highly intelligent people and believing there are other dimensions is no different to believing in Ghosts really, at least I have proven it to myself and partner that ghosts do indeed exist. I have had several unexplained happenings too which to me backs up my theory there's more to this world than meets the eye, as an example, I was playing snooker with my young son a few years ago and I put the White ball in the pocket and as my son approached the pocket to fetch it out, it suddenly jumped back out of the pocket on it's own and landed on the table. You can believe what you like at the end of the day, I'm level headed enough to know my experiences were real and nothing to do with mind tricks.
@@imaginti259 yeah yeah, but the guy is close minded when it comes to considering ideas that contradict his understandings
I dislike the people who shouted ‘science’ at everyone but have no understanding or education in actual science