Best of Karlology - Karl Pilkington's greatest theories, stories, quotes and opinions (Part 3)

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  • @MasterApprentist
    @MasterApprentist 5 років тому +1049

    I love how Carl never reacts, they insult him and he waits then just picks up where he left of so unbothred.

    • @MsHarpsychord
      @MsHarpsychord 4 роки тому +66

      Like he says "I'm not bothered"

    • @fatlad69_94
      @fatlad69_94 4 роки тому +10

      James Henderson Karl

    • @canefrogfury
      @canefrogfury 4 роки тому +20

      Because he is an actor.

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 4 роки тому +24

      Karl on the other hand...

    • @adriel8304
      @adriel8304 4 роки тому +3

      The funniest part is the end.
      When they try to betray karl. and end up betraying Karl
      And everyone comes out laughing like karl was hurt.
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

  • @doctorbognor
    @doctorbognor 4 роки тому +257

    These animators are genuinely brilliant

    • @lazchurchyard1229
      @lazchurchyard1229 11 місяців тому +36

      I love how they show Karl's parents as just Karls with hair.

    • @nickolasruland9483
      @nickolasruland9483 9 місяців тому +12

      Same guy who animated classic shows like Dexter's Lab.

    • @matthewv4170
      @matthewv4170 7 місяців тому

      Don't know if it's the same guy but it's the same animation company Hannah Barbara​@@nickolasruland9483

    • @seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions
      @seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions Місяць тому

      I keep thinking the same thing. Creatively yet simple work.

    • @cursedbeans5560
      @cursedbeans5560 День тому

      It’s some of the best flash animation I’ve ever seen, everything is perfrct

  • @jasonmckellar7750
    @jasonmckellar7750 7 років тому +64

    Morgan Freeman - "Yer 'usbands dead."
    fucking killed me

  • @margarita1776.
    @margarita1776. 6 років тому +194

    Black mirror used 2 of Karl’s ideas:
    1. This one at 6:40
    2. The one where the doctor can feel everything their patients are feeling.

    • @joesheppard5931
      @joesheppard5931 4 роки тому +8

      Which black mirror episode is number 2.? Seen them all can’t remember jt

    • @feelflows
      @feelflows 4 роки тому +4

      Joe Sheppard it’s from the first story from Black Museum: S4E6

    • @lewisbutterworth9601
      @lewisbutterworth9601 Рік тому +15

      I thought this. So glad someone else has noticed

    • @vince7207
      @vince7207 6 місяців тому +2

      He got these stories from crazy websites...
      Probably the same place the creators of that show did.

    • @SmokinJoe1098
      @SmokinJoe1098 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm know that the 1st one has been written before Karl said it, not exactly the same, but very similar idea. Parallel thoughts are more usual than we think

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 років тому +164

    Watching him increased my daily usage of the phrase "knocking about" 😂

  • @OSIthatgamer
    @OSIthatgamer 6 років тому +47

    I listen to this during work and get proper odd looks when I’m pissing myself with laughter at my desk throughout the day 👍🏼 cheers

    • @axelusul
      @axelusul 5 років тому

      What do you do, work as an embalmer?.

    • @lickmygooch1013
      @lickmygooch1013 4 роки тому

      axel usul he’s a rent boy

  • @sarahbyrne8501
    @sarahbyrne8501 7 місяців тому +3

    I listened to the whole of these podcasts and found some gems.
    The most popular aren’t always the best!

  • @nat2002
    @nat2002 8 років тому +283

    "you've got a frog who's going mental...killing thousands of people...then you've got a turkey who's whistling for help"

  • @spiritwanderer777
    @spiritwanderer777 3 місяці тому +4

    Karl reminds me of one guy I used to work with. He would tell us wild stories every day to our amazement and amusement. In one of them he said he made electric guitars out of ironing boards, in another he worked in a diamond mine in Africa, and in my favorite story he used to work in Australia catching kangaroos into cages during tornados and sandstorms.

  • @gormins5530
    @gormins5530 5 років тому +77

    I love how rickys a comedian and finds everthing karls says histerical

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 22 дні тому +4

    "Suzanne doesn't like it when I talk about death" is my favorite Karl line of all time.

  • @SAVAGE.paradise
    @SAVAGE.paradise 10 місяців тому +7

    This is an antidepressant for me, will always have me cracking up 🤣

  • @mattblack9344
    @mattblack9344 6 років тому +180

    Ricky looks like Fred Flintstone.

    • @beatnikmary
      @beatnikmary 5 років тому +15

      Yeah, they did that on purpose. That's why they make Jane look exactly like Wilma.

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 4 роки тому +2

      More like Barney tbh.

  • @smasher.338
    @smasher.338 3 роки тому +20

    Karl is a genius. A little tired of life, and eccentric, but a genius non the less.

  • @WIGGYMEISTER76
    @WIGGYMEISTER76 5 років тому +31

    could be the funniest thing I've ever seen, the animation works so well with it. Karl is pure gold.

  • @Ryansmith-lx7by
    @Ryansmith-lx7by 7 років тому +47

    Stephen-" the last time was last year
    Ricky-"when did you camping"
    Karl-"last year"
    Brilliant ❤️

  • @Notreallyhere817r
    @Notreallyhere817r 5 років тому +119

    I genuinely think Carl is a comedy genius

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 4 роки тому +3

      He isn't a genius in any sense.

    • @somethingfromnothing8428
      @somethingfromnothing8428 8 місяців тому +14

      @@NxDoylehe wasn’t very well educated but he’s still an intelligent man

    • @BigChiken44
      @BigChiken44 3 місяці тому +2

      He's just a genius

    • @foleyhuck2344
      @foleyhuck2344 Місяць тому

      ​@somethingfromnothing8428 he's really not at all, a lot of the stuff he comes out with is old wives tales and child-like ramblings. The brain stuff and the doppelganger stuff is something you'd find endearing for a kid to say, but when it's a guy in his 30s it's pretty nuts.

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@foleyhuck2344 it's an act! He's brilliant

  • @Sam-tx1tn
    @Sam-tx1tn 5 років тому +22

    These three bickering and rambling is a wonderful thing.

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 6 місяців тому +3

    I have not laughed this hard in years, my throat hurts. I wish I could get a new Karl movie idea every day

  • @evfour3335
    @evfour3335 Місяць тому +1

    I love watching these all over again, and seriously some of his movie ideas have actually been used in the last 5-7 years. Obviously not the same exact, but uncannily similar ideas haha

  • @DogSpeak
    @DogSpeak 8 років тому +9

    This is Gold! I love the way Carl's mind works! Even better in cartoon form!

  • @azhalhalil9429
    @azhalhalil9429 4 роки тому +33

    I'd pay £9,250 pounds a year to study karlology in university.

    • @petersengupta
      @petersengupta 2 місяці тому

      why when you can do it literally for free on youtube??

  • @BritishComedyUK69
    @BritishComedyUK69 6 років тому +31

    Gotta love the British sense of humour

  • @billlombard9911
    @billlombard9911 5 років тому +24

    Love Karl’s northern accent, its fantastic and speaks volumes of the northern frame of mind

    • @zak-a-roo264
      @zak-a-roo264 4 роки тому

      Where is Karl from?

    • @SamixeGaming
      @SamixeGaming 4 роки тому

      Zak-a -Roo Manchester mate

    • @billlombard9911
      @billlombard9911 3 роки тому

      @Jimmy Jojo north and south in the UK mean something different

    • @billlombard9911
      @billlombard9911 3 роки тому

      @Jimmy Jojo so then you know

    • @dpm2515
      @dpm2515 9 місяців тому +2

      As an American to read english discuss the different accents/attitudes btwn North and South GB, it's interesting...UK is same size as Alabama... unimaginable for there to be differences between people in the state but in the country as a whole obviously lots of difference.

  • @hope6840
    @hope6840 6 років тому +309

    Black Mirror stole Karl's idea! 6:30

    • @millersethe
      @millersethe 6 років тому +9

      Daft Dog I was thinking that very same thing the entire time.

    • @sasamagrasa
      @sasamagrasa 6 років тому +93

      Or they were the people he went to speak to..

    • @rocketraccoon77
      @rocketraccoon77 6 років тому +2

      That Charlie Brooker even looks like a thief

    • @ShonaMcCarthy
      @ShonaMcCarthy 6 років тому +8

      The idea shows up in a few things, really. It's not that bad of an idea.

    • @JustWasted3HoursHere
      @JustWasted3HoursHere 6 років тому +9

      Kind of reminds me of Steve Martin's _All of Me_ from 1984, where he has the "soul" of Lily Tomlin in his head alongside his own and they have to figure out what went wrong. Hilarious movie from Steve's heyday.

  • @Killer_Tortoise
    @Killer_Tortoise 6 років тому +83

    The funniest thing about Karl's idea for the movie is that it was used in an episode of Black Mirror!!

  • @jericoho
    @jericoho 8 років тому +121

    "How would i know which one is me?" Oh jesus almost spat my tea out

    • @alexo1234ss1
      @alexo1234ss1  8 років тому +16

      HOW VERY BRITISH OF YOU

    • @alexhodgkinson6718
      @alexhodgkinson6718 8 років тому +58

      He's right though. This is yet another time with Ricky and Steve are being close minded idiots. If both you and your clone know the exact same things, you'd both think that they're the actual you, and you would start doubting yourself. This is fairly obvious stuff.

    • @davidmyers4519
      @davidmyers4519 8 років тому

      exactly!!

    • @blacktouge
      @blacktouge 8 років тому +26

      +Nere guar Exactly, your clone "knows" it's the real one just as much as you. This is Karls problem, he's an extremely smart, open minded man. Except he lacks communication skills and he isn't very educated. So he has great thoughts but can't describe them.

    • @alexhodgkinson6718
      @alexhodgkinson6718 8 років тому +6

      blacktouge It's things like that that make me think he has Aspergers

  • @jeffthebot7551
    @jeffthebot7551 8 років тому +44

    it's funny how Karl is so serious about everything they say

  • @FlaggingAwesome
    @FlaggingAwesome 8 років тому +46

    1:01:05 - Sorry Ricky but you fucked up there. The same side of the Moon always faces Earth!

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss1  8 років тому +263

    Enjoy guys! I realise the first 'clip' is extremely long and so it looks like I haven't bothered to cut anything from it, but it's just because I simply didn't have the heart to take anything away from The Love of Two Brains, starring Clive Warren.

    • @MerelMystery
      @MerelMystery 8 років тому +12

      Clive Warren is by far my favourite actor

    • @blairmettam7642
      @blairmettam7642 8 років тому +4

      I'm still waiting for Mission Impossible 8 (or is it 9)??

    • @potdragon8091
      @potdragon8091 8 років тому +6

      +Blair Mettam Me too. Hopefully it will have, Morgan Freeman, in it since he sure wasn't in Independence Day.

    • @CEIServices
      @CEIServices 8 років тому +2

      Brilliant mate

    • @mattwardpictures
      @mattwardpictures 8 років тому +1

      Too bad there isn't more material with animated Rebecca DeMornay; she looks eminently edible. (Is it hot in here?)

  • @randonologic4684
    @randonologic4684 4 роки тому +35

    22:10 just ask one of the guards "what color shirt are you wearing?"
    You can see the color of the shirt. if he lies, he's guarding Hell.
    Easy.

    • @calmcnutt481
      @calmcnutt481 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, they phrased the riddle wrong. You're not supposed to know which door the on that tells lies and the one that tells truths actually guard. Either guard can be in front of either door.

    • @mathewgstar
      @mathewgstar 4 роки тому

      They are identical

    • @jimpadgett8233
      @jimpadgett8233 4 роки тому

      My version was just saying 'what colour are my eyes?' or something like that. Whoever gets it right is clearly the right one.

    • @mikepagebrand
      @mikepagebrand 4 роки тому +4

      @@jimpadgett8233 but like someone mentioned above in the actual riddle you don't know who's guarding which door and your question only tells you which lies and which tells the truth you still don't know which door

    • @aheroictaxidriver3180
      @aheroictaxidriver3180 5 місяців тому

      It wasn't posited that they were wearing shirts.

  • @siyabongankosi9956
    @siyabongankosi9956 6 років тому +163

    "I've got a post for God here",......"Look lads I'm just trying to do a job here " :D :D

  • @BobyChanMan
    @BobyChanMan 5 років тому +11

    "That's a hell of a phone call to get." kills me

  • @paulmayaux6692
    @paulmayaux6692 6 років тому +2

    That first idea could actually lead to a great movie I feel like. Requires some flawless acting and good camera work to explain the mental things happening. Read a book with a similar kind of premise and man was it good stuff

  • @drxela123
    @drxela123 7 років тому +14

    I've seen some discussion about the two doors and two guards question in the comments. Ricky didn't ask the question correctly or explain it properly, so hopefully this explanation will help some people:
    Q: There are two doors, one leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. There is a guard in front of each door, one tells lies and the other tells the truth. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHICH GUARD IS IN FRONT OF WHICH DOOR (this is the part Ricky got wrong). You can only ask one guard, one question. What do you ask, in order to work out which door you should go through?
    A: "If you were the other guard, which door would you recommend that I go through?" When the guard points to one of the doors in response, you go through the other door.
    Why this works:
    If you ask the lying guard, he knows the truthful guard would point to door A, meaning door A is the door to heaven. So to tell you a lie, he would point to door B, so therefore you go through the other door, door A, to heaven.
    If you ask the truthful guard, he knows the other guard would tell you a lie and point to the door that leads to hell, say door A. But he will tell you this outright because he's the truthful guard, so he will point to the door A. So therefore, you go through door B to heaven.
    The point is, you have to ask a question that either guard will give the same answer to. So the lying guard lies about what the other guard would say, and the truthful guard is truthful about the other guard's potential lie.

    • @ethanhodderz7594
      @ethanhodderz7594 7 років тому

      Docter Xela that's still wrong mate cause if both gards gave the same answer you wouldn't know which one was lying

    • @jackofshadows8538
      @jackofshadows8538 6 років тому +1

      Ethan Hodderz
      The point is you simply go thru the opposite door of the door recommended because of pure logic. It doesn't matter which guard you ask, just choose either one and whatever door they advise you, you choose the other door because of the liar in the equation. The Liar will lie. The Truth will tell you that the Liar will lie. See?
      Ask the Liar in front of Hell's door: "Which door will the other guard tell me to choose?"
      [or 'Which door will the other guard tell me is the door to Heaven?']
      Liar replies, "He will tell you to choose MY door" because he's lying.
      You pick the other door, the door to Heaven. Good luck with the watering pot plants and praying to god.
      Ask the Truth in front of Heaven's door: "Which door will the other guard tell me to choose?"
      [or 'Which door will the other guard tell me is the door to Heaven?']
      Truth replies, "He will tell you to choose HIS door" because he tells the truth that the other guard is a Liar and is lying.
      So he is telling you to choose the door to Hell, which means you choose Truth's door, the opposite of which he recommends.
      Because of the lie, you always choose what is NOT advised as the door to Heaven.
      Or you could decide that Truth is lying and go to Hell and, apart from the heat? I hear the women are very accomodating... you just have to fight thru about 6 million other assholes who are all trying to 'get some'.
      You can't fail because of the lie. The question is determined thru the use of a lie. Whatever door a guard tells you to choose? Pick the OTHER door that the Truth or Liar advises. It doesn't matter what door they stand in front of either.
      It's a bit of a mindtwister but it is really very simple when it kicks in. No. Not really. Just a bitch explaining it.
      But hold on... IF the Liar is...ummm... no, wait a minute... IF the TRUTH is... no, it's... No, you PRAY to find the correct answer!
      I think I found god!!

    • @cameronforbes9583
      @cameronforbes9583 6 років тому

      you'll work it out one day Karl

    • @ChromeFusion
      @ChromeFusion 6 років тому

      It's simple put it this way Ricky said they're both security guards we know this. Just ask one if they're a security guard if they say no they're lying and it's hell if they say yes then it's heaven

    • @lunamoona1645
      @lunamoona1645 6 років тому

      Watch Labyrinth with David Bowie, exact same scenario present himself and she guess wrong !!!

  • @MadPropzBaller
    @MadPropzBaller 8 років тому +116

    I swear that movie idea is genius!

    • @markshort855
      @markshort855 6 років тому +4

      Already done, pretty sure it would've been after Carl talked about. TV show called Black mirror (episodic, each looking a different futuristic development). Can't remember which episode it was.

    • @RB747domme
      @RB747domme 5 років тому +3

      MadPropzBaller yes, but anyone can say anything about a film that's based around science fiction. The fact that there's no medical truth in it whatsoever, would mean that it would have to be set on a planet in a different universe, where science-fiction exists. It's a fucking stupid idea other than that.

    • @TheChampionofthepeople
      @TheChampionofthepeople 5 років тому +1

      Which one? The movie about the asshole who fucked a cock?

    • @RB747domme
      @RB747domme 5 років тому

      AWelsh Celt lol.. I think I dated the other half..

    • @TheChampionofthepeople
      @TheChampionofthepeople 5 років тому

      @@RB747domme you wish 😂🖕

  • @nashnash944
    @nashnash944 5 років тому +5

    I literally just spilled me tea! How funny! I love it

  • @plexyglass429
    @plexyglass429 4 місяці тому +2

    Karl was so close to creating the lore for cyberpunk

  • @omikronweapon
    @omikronweapon 6 років тому +45

    Karl is always good. Minor gripe though, the audio volume is pretty low. I love listening to this while doing something else, but even at full UA-cam and system volume, everything else drowns it out. I'd rather have to dial it down a bit than having to have complete silence to hear.
    The ads then top out the volume. (I know the ads aren't your fault though)

    • @WeAre-ip5ud
      @WeAre-ip5ud 5 років тому +1

      OmikronWeapon 😒😒

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@WeAre-ip5ud is that a response?

  • @macmuggo5459
    @macmuggo5459 4 роки тому +19

    Ricky dishes out so much but when Karl criticises his house he can’t take it

  • @Nordorf
    @Nordorf 5 років тому +15

    "I've found that... if you talk, your mouth comes out with stuff.."

  • @chriswilkes2438
    @chriswilkes2438 3 місяці тому +3

    Carls poems are great

  • @Alphabunsquad
    @Alphabunsquad 8 років тому +100

    I just realized that Karl pilkingtons movie idea is essentially being John Malkovich

    • @mattwardpictures
      @mattwardpictures 8 років тому +35

      You never see Karl Pilkington and Charlie Kaufman in the same room....

    • @UnnaturalNetworker
      @UnnaturalNetworker 7 років тому +1

      Sam Spencer or All of Me with Steve Martin who gets a dead woman's spirit / mind in his mind.

    • @jacobmortimore
      @jacobmortimore 7 років тому

      Made me think of transcendence

    • @8mu-
      @8mu- 6 років тому +13

      There is an episode of Black Mirror that is literally this idea.

    • @fozziebumble8361
      @fozziebumble8361 6 років тому +2

      The man with two brains

  • @Sorinshuto
    @Sorinshuto 5 років тому +8

    We need to get Gavin Free and Karl Pilkington on a podcast and just let them talk
    The things they'd come up with would be incredible

    • @Hi73chgaming
      @Hi73chgaming 4 роки тому

      Sorinshuto I’d kill for that

  • @owenglenn4298
    @owenglenn4298 5 років тому +8

    Ricky... The moon does not spin on an axis, it is tidally locked to the earth.

  • @Dexter55999
    @Dexter55999 4 роки тому +11

    Ask one of the door guards; "What's 2+2?" If he answers for heaven, he's guarding heaven. If he answers anything else, he's guarding hell.

    • @timmteller871
      @timmteller871 4 роки тому +2

      That is waaay smarter to be honest then the other thing :D

    • @rubbadubman
      @rubbadubman 4 роки тому +3

      John Allen you could also just ask “what’s my name?”

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 6 місяців тому

      Ricky sets the premise up incorrectly, so the 2+2 thing doesn't work.

    • @aheroictaxidriver3180
      @aheroictaxidriver3180 5 місяців тому

      @@rubbadubman How would either of them know your name?

  • @tripdefect87
    @tripdefect87 8 років тому +4

    In regards to Carl's parent's blind cat, my step-aunt had a small dog that had lost it's eye sight for whatever reason, but you could give it directional commands and the dog would actually use them to go eat or go to sleep

  • @Bushdoctorbeats
    @Bushdoctorbeats 6 років тому +1

    Why isn't there more of this....?
    Been listening to the same few hours for years, and it's on of the most awesome things on the interwebs...
    Karl brain is booted in safe-mode.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 6 років тому

      There's tons of Ricky, Steve and Karl around. The Ricky Gervais Show, the XFM episodes, the podcasts.

  • @davidmyers4519
    @davidmyers4519 8 років тому +50

    but the moon is tidally locked. Karl is right!

    • @wolfie498
      @wolfie498 5 років тому +3

      Other way around mate.

    • @friedrich.nietzsche6472
      @friedrich.nietzsche6472 5 років тому +4

      Yea it’s true, you only even see one side of the moon

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 4 роки тому +3

      People cherry pick the handful of colourful and half-correct things Karl said, ignore the hundreds of examples of his stupidity and end up calling him a genius.

  • @jacob7608
    @jacob7608 8 років тому +28

    greatest line ever - "this is your problem, you don't know anything." 14:05

  • @tysonzepo
    @tysonzepo 8 років тому +9

    Watch at 52.45m -
    "Stay green.....stay in the woods......and stay safe"!
    I'm in absolute fucking tears - the funniest thing this moron has ever said!!!

  • @waltcox9224
    @waltcox9224 3 місяці тому +1

    11:37 Ricky's "WHEATABIX!" will never not be funny 😂

  • @Big-Papa-Smurf
    @Big-Papa-Smurf 6 років тому +9

    Him thinking they made prescription lenses for a fly kills me every time I hear it.

  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman237 6 місяців тому +3

    “That’s what they do now”
    “What is?”
    “That’s what they do.”
    “What??”
    “They do that.”

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 5 років тому +6

    Heaven and Hell guards question is easy. Just ask: "What are you wearing?" If the guards correctly answers he's guarding heaven, If he lies then he is guarding hell.

    • @CaptainTr1pps
      @CaptainTr1pps 4 роки тому

      The liar could be guarding heaven tho. That's the dillema, not simply that it would lie.

  • @cordellsenior9935
    @cordellsenior9935 4 роки тому +2

    Who's the master of this Flintstone art work/animation? Love it.

  • @oldwelshbloke6860
    @oldwelshbloke6860 8 років тому +33

    I reckon to love of 2 brains could work. Downloading someone's consciousness into your own could work and that consciousness slowly overtaking your own, like a modern Dr Jekyll and mr Hyde, but with a romantic twist.

    • @ProphetWM
      @ProphetWM 6 років тому

      Old Welsh Bloke black mirror theres an episode on it. Think they must pay Karl

    • @RB747domme
      @RB747domme 5 років тому

      Old Welsh Bloke when you say could work, you mean in a science fiction sense, not in reality. Because obviously it's not possible to download someone's consciousness in this universe.

    • @MrMichealHouse
      @MrMichealHouse 5 років тому

      @@RB747domme I think the point of this is that you can't judge the future based on your own limitations or frame of reference. People thousands of years ago said the same about flying through the air or going to the moon or speaking to other people across the planet.

    • @wotintheworld
      @wotintheworld 5 років тому

      "were interfacing"

  • @elletuppen4844
    @elletuppen4844 4 роки тому +1

    Omg this is brilliant. It would be spiteful to put jelly fish in a trifle! If anything can get one through lockdown without falling apart it’s this👍🏽👍🏽👌🏽🤣 Love Stephen’s subtle side comments and quiet chuckle...and thank heavens for Ricky’s infectious laugh so one doesn’t miss anything.

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid 6 років тому +3

    Anyone else get a 104 minute long ad that showed the entire LEGO movie?

  • @clemtutt7967
    @clemtutt7967 5 років тому +2

    The animation is brilliant. I can't stop laughing at the Clive Warren movie...Especially Einstein dancing around while they poke his brain.

  • @calorus
    @calorus 5 років тому +3

    For the record "How would I know which one was me?" is the greatest question: the answer, you wouldn't.
    You'd both think either that you were you, or that you weren't depending on your character.

    • @KaraokeNig
      @KaraokeNig 4 роки тому

      You would know who you are, even tho they are the same person their life to the point they met wasnt.

  • @Smoochie71804
    @Smoochie71804 23 дні тому

    “But would they be neighbors like this?” the laughter this man elicits…

  • @Liam___ohara___
    @Liam___ohara___ 5 років тому +5

    Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this podcast 😂

    • @TheBenderr
      @TheBenderr 5 років тому

      Yeah it's one of my favorite shows! Here's Season 1 if you're interested:
      ua-cam.com/video/e0wddsGDEH4/v-deo.html
      Enjoy!

    • @davidkelly189
      @davidkelly189 4 роки тому +1

      How lucky are you..! Been listening over ten years n I'm still laughing..

  • @oscars4608
    @oscars4608 4 місяці тому +1

    “Look lads, I’m just tryna do a job here” 😂😂

  • @rabidwaffles9022
    @rabidwaffles9022 5 років тому +3

    My favorite parts are when Ricky agrees with Karl

  • @rjohnson9543
    @rjohnson9543 5 місяців тому +2

    Using astro turf instead of actual grass is used all the time in the south west US. The quality of the turf has really improved over the past 25 years.

  • @namen22
    @namen22 4 роки тому +8

    Ah yes 1080p

    • @cblairrrr2048
      @cblairrrr2048 7 місяців тому +1

      Quantity > quality in this case

  • @Onion_Smoothie
    @Onion_Smoothie 2 місяці тому +2

    "No, there's no such thing as a brain donor... we've explained to you before." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whatwhatyep
    @whatwhatyep 5 років тому +7

    I can't get my head around the doors to heaven and hell. Even with Ricky's answer. It don't make sense. One of them is always gonna lie.

    • @Crudecoronet
      @Crudecoronet 5 років тому +4

      Eddie Oliver
      All you would really have to ask is "Is my name Karl" and you would know who's lying

    • @ThorD4602
      @ThorD4602 4 роки тому

      @@Crudecoronet , that was my answer as well

    • @CaptainTr1pps
      @CaptainTr1pps 4 роки тому +1

      "What would the other guy say" If the one you ask is lying, then the answer if the opposite. If the one you ask is telling the truth, the other is still lying, and answer is still the opposite.

    • @RectanerTreadway
      @RectanerTreadway 11 місяців тому +1

      The real problem here is that Ricky tells the riddle incorrectly but then gives the correct solution (to the real riddle) without realizing his mistake.

  • @peterlohnes1
    @peterlohnes1 10 місяців тому +2

    19:00 actually Karl is exactly right. An exact doppelgänger will believe he is the original. So the original will also start thinking he’s the doppelgänger. Only if you watched the other one being created would you know

  • @tzflamingo
    @tzflamingo 4 роки тому +4

    “How would I know which one I was?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @spokenserials4665
    @spokenserials4665 4 роки тому +2

    If you really listen to Karl, some of his thoughts are pure genius - especially his awareness of the difference between consciousness and ego. He's not smart, but he's definitely enlightened in his way.

    • @mini_mozzer
      @mini_mozzer 10 місяців тому

      everyone should strive to be like karl.

  • @shead3583
    @shead3583 6 років тому +5

    Am I the only one still waiting for the Karl Pilkington reality show 'What's Art About That?'

  • @Meganhovick
    @Meganhovick 4 роки тому

    This made me immediately pause and watch Black Mirror the last episode of season 4! I’m back now.

  • @TekkerzOOT
    @TekkerzOOT 8 років тому +21

    Morgan Freeman isn't in Independence Day.

    • @mastermatthewgaines
      @mastermatthewgaines 7 років тому +2

      yeah mate, he was taking the piss out of Karl when he said that

    • @gunkle7986
      @gunkle7986 7 років тому +2

      David G no shit stupid

  • @jakeoneill7894
    @jakeoneill7894 21 день тому +1

    Swear black mirror took inspiration from karl with his movie idea

  • @jamesa2818
    @jamesa2818 8 років тому +3

    Thank you, great compilation

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 4 роки тому +2

    The heaven/hell brain teaser is not the easiest thing to get your head around, but Karl didn't even understand the concept of brain teasers, analogies or metaphors. What's more, his inability to understand them made him angry.
    The best example was Karl's explanation of "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones", because he also gave us a history lesson, ''arpin' back' to the days when people lived in "simple glass houses".

  • @6MikeJones9
    @6MikeJones9 6 років тому +9

    There is a much more simple answer to the heaven and hell doors question. You would simply ask "am I asking you a question?" If the person said yes, that's the door to heaven. If they said no, thats the door to hell.

    • @ShadowLineGamingPRO
      @ShadowLineGamingPRO 5 років тому +1

      Ricky didn't ask the question right you are not supposed to know which guard is guarding which door

    • @agentjp008
      @agentjp008 5 років тому +1

      Either that or you can ask "Do both doors lead to heaven?". Heaven door would say no, hell door would say yes.

    • @Fangface74
      @Fangface74 5 років тому +1

      It's not a smart scenario..too easy
      "Is it raining?"
      "Am I asking you a question?"
      "Are you standing in front of a door?"

    • @ShadowLineGamingPRO
      @ShadowLineGamingPRO 5 років тому +1

      @@Fangface74 as I have already said your not supposed to know if the lying guard is in front of hell and vice versa, so your solution doesn't work

    • @ellisphaz4076
      @ellisphaz4076 5 років тому

      @@ShadowLineGamingPRO it does work lol, you'll know who lying and who's telling the truth

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 2 місяці тому

    Thanks for this!
    It had some bits I hadn’t heard before

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 5 років тому +2

    "I couldn't say oh it looks like you because that would be a diss!" Ha! Love Karl's delivery on that one.

  • @lisabarnfield1089
    @lisabarnfield1089 5 років тому +1

    I'm absolutely crying at this!!

  • @mattvad254
    @mattvad254 5 років тому +3

    Wow 10 years ago Karl perfectly predicted the plot of the Irishman

  • @tootooamy
    @tootooamy 4 роки тому +2

    At 54:57 Karl is actually really brilliant and talking about the same concept as Eckhart Tolle does. He’s not an idiot, he’s woke!

  • @TheAmericanDane
    @TheAmericanDane 4 роки тому +4

    Can’t be dealing with adverts on a video I want to fall asleep to

  • @Ben117-r9p
    @Ben117-r9p 6 років тому +2

    That idea was actually quite good, Ricky and Steve always interrupt rather than listening to the things he's saying, he isn't actually that stupid

  • @marisabenson1222
    @marisabenson1222 6 років тому +6

    This is the best animation since The Simpsons.

  • @epsleon
    @epsleon 5 років тому +2

    They made the brain swap movie. It's called Criminal.
    It stars Ryan Reynolds as a spy that's killed. So Tommy Lee Jones takes his brain and puts it into Kevin Costner, a serial killer, to get the secret information Ryan had about a hacker that has control of all the world's nukes. The Kevin Costner breaks free and falls in love with Gal Gadot (Ryan's wife) and stops the threat of nuclear war, all while being chased by Gary Oldman.
    Apparently this is not the only time Ryan Reynolds has taken Karl's idea. He did the brain swap thing in "Self/less", where Ben Kingsley dies and is transplanted into the new, soulless, body of Ryan Reynolds but Ryan actually had a soul and starts taking control.

  • @gp3302
    @gp3302 6 років тому +5

    they literally made a black mirror episode with this exact plot

    • @ranwedzimaiwashe1863
      @ranwedzimaiwashe1863 5 років тому +1

      Grace Peglar which episode is it?

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 4 роки тому

      This is a 100 minute long compilation of Karl's idiocy with several segments. Which one are you referring to and which Black Mirror episode is it?

  • @jakedoc4610
    @jakedoc4610 5 років тому +2

    the cartoon karls facial expressions are so f'ing great lol

  • @thestruggleisreal9626
    @thestruggleisreal9626 4 роки тому +6

    The bit about the doppelganger, to be fair, made a lot of sense. If this clone of yours claims to have all your experiences and is even adamant that HE is the real you and that YOU are the clone... how could you ever be certain that your experiences weren't, indeed, the fabricated clone version? Karl is just missing the understood mechanics of having created and brought about a clone of yourself and the continuity of perception therein... he's approaching the whole scenario in it's purest form, like boom suddenly you find yourself sitting there with another you and have no idea how.

    • @BigChiken44
      @BigChiken44 3 місяці тому

      I think you mean "How would I know if I am the original one?". That's what Karl tried to say. But we he said was "How would I know which one is me?" - which is nonsense, you are you, you're not living in third person game. That's why Karl is genius who just has problems shaping his thoughts.

  • @N0nManfiold99
    @N0nManfiold99 6 років тому +2

    Ngl, Karl's idea with the two brains is kinda an interesting plot. I can imagine it causing some kind of split personality disorder with the other half's consciousness.

  • @piaparadis1253
    @piaparadis1253 Рік тому +4

    When you go to hospital with horrid stomach pain, tell them to F-off with the morphine, you need a cold ash tray! STAT!

    • @DavidBotes-nc9io
      @DavidBotes-nc9io 5 місяців тому +1

      Old cold!!!!!!

    • @piaparadis1253
      @piaparadis1253 5 місяців тому

      @@DavidBotes-nc9io LOL..LOL..LMFAO! "Oh yes, Old cold belly badness!" (Ricky mocking Carl) I have all of the cartoon shows on my youtube channel. You are more than welcome to all the content. I also have a TON of Ricky, Carl and Stephen podcasts and stand up. Sending you much love from Paris, Pia Paradis

  • @DekuStickGamer
    @DekuStickGamer 8 років тому +2

    Wow! These are still going! You're amazing, subbed! Thank you so much.

  • @woodyfall3659
    @woodyfall3659 5 років тому +8

    I never understood the Heaven/Hell thing. Why can't you just ask one of them something like "what colour is the grass?" - and then you'd know which one is lying because they'd say blue or something.

    • @joshgreenwood9467
      @joshgreenwood9467 4 роки тому

      I think the 2 doors are separate to the 2 guardians or something. They arent actually standing infront of their door, they are just to the side of it. Even if you knew which one was lying, you still dont know which door they represent

    • @kylecook4206
      @kylecook4206 4 роки тому

      @@joshgreenwood9467 Nah they are

  • @ThierryRocksTV
    @ThierryRocksTV 4 роки тому +1

    Who else would totally watch Karl's film?

  • @fifafan3950
    @fifafan3950 8 років тому +4

    I love you man this is awesome

  • @Randi-Rabbit
    @Randi-Rabbit Місяць тому

    Ricky : "It's the most ludicrous idea for a film I've ever heard"
    The Man with Two Brains : "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @jaydenwade3403
    @jaydenwade3403 6 років тому +4

    I just realised that his comments at around 20 minutes make perfect sense. He’s just saying if the clone has exactly the same memories, there would be no way to know which one was original because they would both believe they were, it would drive you mad.

    • @jpm199
      @jpm199 5 років тому

      Mate how would i know which one am i wtf

    • @Don-Yeti
      @Don-Yeti 3 роки тому

      Smh..