An "HoNeST" Review Of Black Desert Online

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  • @Nooneishere69-p9q
    @Nooneishere69-p9q  Рік тому +127

    Do it, you wont ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @sungclan
      @sungclan Рік тому +10

      fucking legend
      subbed

    • @KelkohNA
      @KelkohNA Рік тому +4

      I've been on the internet long enough to know exactly what it was... still clicked.

    • @cloudfused
      @cloudfused Рік тому +2

      You got me

    • @The_Lesser_Evil
      @The_Lesser_Evil Рік тому

      I won't. For now.

    • @lukasyamato6119
      @lukasyamato6119 Рік тому

      u mother f## KKkKK got me

  • @awesomelegend3569
    @awesomelegend3569 Рік тому +758

    Finally a review by someone who plays the game.

    • @Esotericspirits
      @Esotericspirits 11 місяців тому +34

      New player: ''is this game p2w'?'
      BDO veterans: No, you can progress without paying, pearl items are not worth it, this game is a marathon etc...
      BDO veteran: ''this game is a p2w garbage''
      Other veterans: Hell yeah

    • @abdullahyousef3481
      @abdullahyousef3481 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Esotericspirits me 12k hours in: dont touch this game

    • @loordgabriell5694
      @loordgabriell5694 4 місяці тому

      @@abdullahyousef3481 Why ? is fun xd

    • @toseeupload8855
      @toseeupload8855 3 місяці тому

      This game is p2w? That means you actually win? How?

  • @thequacken2659
    @thequacken2659 Рік тому +519

    We no longer need any other reviews for this game.
    This is perfection.

  • @imomortel
    @imomortel Рік тому +311

    6 years of BDO here, couldn't find an honest review more accurate than this one so far!
    -a gear lord grinding 1 accessory per 2h to see 110 billion silver explode in one click every half a month -

    • @Nooneishere69-p9q
      @Nooneishere69-p9q  Рік тому +71

      Fuck the black spirit

    • @KyngD469
      @KyngD469 2 місяці тому

      @@Nooneishere69-p9q spirit of color m8

    • @oscarpalacios7828
      @oscarpalacios7828 2 дні тому

      @@brucefly3612 B r ooooo, what a great idea, what else could cheer my day up than rubbing some salt on the wound. :D

  • @thomaslauritsen9655
    @thomaslauritsen9655 Рік тому +167

    asleeping / Awakening fucking caught me off guard

  • @bluesquadronlive
    @bluesquadronlive Рік тому +133

    This was incredible

  • @sibren9874
    @sibren9874 Рік тому +82

    By far the best BDO review on the internet.
    "There is some stuff I think is lame as hell, so I don't do it" Literally the correct answer.

  • @R3ar3ntry
    @R3ar3ntry Рік тому +90

    I'm gonna speak for everyone watching this video, but we need a longer classes section, or a whole video just with the classes, this made me breath heavily through my nose.
    TY for the amazing video

  • @TheTenshi777
    @TheTenshi777 10 місяців тому +9

    Instant subscription. Don't stop. This is great. The format, the editing, the jokes. Outstanding

  • @kabs11
    @kabs11 Рік тому +51

    top tier content its so funny and well put together! Thanks

  • @FarokhBulsara4065
    @FarokhBulsara4065 Рік тому +50

    finally some good bdo content

  • @imPansy
    @imPansy Рік тому +73

    Most based review of BDO

  • @hargrovema63
    @hargrovema63 11 місяців тому +15

    Black Desert is not a game, it’s a job. To be successful, you got to cut yourself off from all life and grind, grind, grind which is a bore.

  • @slickvic21142
    @slickvic21142 Рік тому +20

    Best BDO review ever thanks for making my day!

  • @ikkis1517
    @ikkis1517 Рік тому +15

    Didn't expect the best review to be filled with memes, but it is. I love this video, keep up the great work.

  • @ZethiannTwitch
    @ZethiannTwitch Рік тому +69

    Easily the best review of BDO to date. A lot of these comments felt way to real.

  • @czanee
    @czanee Рік тому +19

    Nah this was the best review I have ever seen

  • @HexellaVT
    @HexellaVT Рік тому +11

    O- O oh god, I'm never escaping that clip ...

  • @KingJerbear
    @KingJerbear Рік тому +37

    You got a real talent for actually giving good information but delivering it in the most degenerate way possible
    10 Dark Knight toes / 10

  • @ZeroLegion
    @ZeroLegion Рік тому +23

    THE ACTUALLY MOST FUNNY and genuine review i ever saw of BDO. I will SUPORT you with a patreon sub if you willing to make more, too fking good.

  • @Hydrakbdo
    @Hydrakbdo Рік тому +9

    This is pure perfection..... the only downside is that this channel doesn't have any more videos. Great stuff

  • @James-qi8gj
    @James-qi8gj 11 місяців тому +2

    What I'm hearing is that everyone who plays this game is into CBT and honestly I respect that

  • @Risandely
    @Risandely Рік тому +7

    Splendidly created content my friend. Thank you for explaining the BDO lore to me

  • @Quendya
    @Quendya Рік тому +23

    Hello mom I am on TV .( 05:37 ) ... The Best & BASED Honest review of BDO. xdd

  • @vasheal
    @vasheal Рік тому +13

    "Hit targets out of render distance" lmaoo. This is good shit man. You should totally make more content. Also you have the voice for it. Grade A movie trailer announcer shit 👌

    • @visionaeon
      @visionaeon 10 місяців тому +2

      AI voiced narration. Sounds like Kevin Conroy.

  • @pat5517
    @pat5517 11 місяців тому +3

    Best review of BDO ever!
    Funny af and, actually, very accurate. :)
    Well done, and
    HUGE thanks for the laugh!

  • @MomentaryLapse
    @MomentaryLapse Рік тому +2

    i tried this game years ago and never picked it up again. went on a makeshift raft and started sailing at like lvl 6 and died immediately to Poseidon's wrath. Never touched it again 10/10

  • @Sophexis
    @Sophexis 11 місяців тому +1

    i would humbly like to request a million videos like this about every game in excistence, thank you in advance, honestly this was amazing to watch!, thanks for the laughs!

  • @beeer2468101214
    @beeer2468101214 7 місяців тому +1

    This video is pure gold. Thank you, made my day.

  • @Casper_aurum
    @Casper_aurum 10 місяців тому +2

    Perfect review.. Just reminded my why i left this game 10 years ago... and was abou try again now.. nope.. thanks

  • @SickNezz998
    @SickNezz998 5 місяців тому

    glad ur back, love your content😁

  • @aribbin7806
    @aribbin7806 10 місяців тому

    Bro this is by far the funniest I've laughed at a video of game review. Downloading, subbed, liked.

  • @CheekyChapGaming
    @CheekyChapGaming 4 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for this video. As a new player I bought this game three days ago for $1.19 cents as it was on steam sale so I could learn the combat for the up and coming single player PA will be releasing soon. Saves me wasting 60,000 hours grinding for nothing!!! Now I need to buy a second hand with six fingers as I have the agility of a blindfolded slug with dementor. I'm not sure what my gear score is but that's no problem as I've decided to just sit on a beach and fish the whole time now anyways because I'm shit at the combat due to my age am old you see.

  • @LaggySkills
    @LaggySkills Рік тому +5

    As a long time bdo player, i absolutely loved this lol. Great video man 😂❤

  • @straightup8699
    @straightup8699 Рік тому +3

    Best review of BDO I have watching in all of the years playing the game. Well done sir! Humor is spot-on!

  • @OxiCotton
    @OxiCotton Рік тому +5

    I love that you used my class (Kunoichi) as the show case for “while others are pure garbage”, it’s only gotten more and more unplayable over the years too LOL

  • @aggymatt
    @aggymatt 7 місяців тому

    Man you deserve thousands more subs!!!! I came for the view and stayed for the complete delivery of a superb video. New sub. Cheers mate 🦊

  • @JebesNikove
    @JebesNikove 9 місяців тому

    I dont play bdo for years now, but this video is soo good bro !!
    11 out of 10 !

  • @godskull5788
    @godskull5788 11 місяців тому

    Masterpiece. The editing skills were on point as well. Top marks fam

  • @KhalUsi
    @KhalUsi 10 місяців тому +3

    i started bdo like 3-4 months ago and i think i am about to quit it. yes it´s fun and all that but 1. it´s a solo player based game what kinda suchs for a mmorpg and for ALL NEW PLAYERS OUT THERE 2. after 270-280 ap you stop growing. without spending money in it or grinding like hell you will get nothing. i didnt turn of my pc for like 2 months.. if i dont grind i do afk lifeskill but there is no point in doing this. end game helmet costs 7.000.000.000.000 silver and getting it your own by lvling it is almost impossible. you can grind like 4-7 days for 1 chance of trying to lvl up ^^. its buy to play and then u have to spend money in it to continue. without the pass you get -30% silver from the market like ... how can ppl still say its not p2w? ppl buying skins like crazy and making crone stones out of it so they dont have to grind another week for ONLY ONE TAP OF TRYING TO LVL THEIR GEAR! in the open world you just get killed in 2 sec but have to fight for the grinding spot later on ^^ in the guild wars you get just sniped from everywhere and the 3v3 is fun but there is no point with all the random shit ppl arround you. If you playing this game for a while it may makes sense keep playing it but as a new player you should stop wasting your time. after 3 chars you cant go into novice server so the open world pvp is always on. after 6 classes you either had so spend 20k loyalty what you get for free (200 a day) but u need them for better stuff or you spend 6€ for a character slot. you can have 5 pets but if you dont spend money in it and buy other pets to lvl you main pet they will only pick up a item every 3-4 sec while your killing speed will grow. i sometimes have to stand on the spot and wait to get my loot collected ^^. (battlepass costs 35€). Naru and Tuvala Gear is easier to lvl up then the stuff outside of season gear - DONT USE YOUR CRONE STONES ON THOSE !!! Magnus allows u to use every town storage from every tower storage if that makes sense ^^
    PS: Worker Empire makes you arround 500 M a day, lifeskilling with horse training makes arround 600-800M every like 8 Hours or so and if you go grinding with arround 270 ap you can get arround 400-700 M/ Hour. so just think about that if you want to go for bdo ^^ as a F2P player you will NEVER.... NEVER come even close to end game. Early game and mid- mid game is what you can reach but thats it. dont even think on end game if your not plan to let your pc running 24/7

  • @skyperskyte
    @skyperskyte 9 місяців тому +1

    God forbid the crystal break mEcHAniCs

  • @Sioolol
    @Sioolol Рік тому +1

    UI in this game is a textbook example how you should not treat UI in a video game

  • @theremix54
    @theremix54 9 місяців тому +1

    Never played this game and never will, but super entertaining video. Good stuff

  • @frozenremains320
    @frozenremains320 Рік тому +2

    great video however an honorable mention to the lag/rubberbanding and clunky engine that makes intracting with every menu or object in the world a nightmare

  • @Thexis_
    @Thexis_ 11 місяців тому

    This is the most real and accurate BDO review I have ever seen. Great job!

  • @Gasius
    @Gasius Рік тому

    The only review we need for BDO. Top tier dude, keep it up!

  • @danielaugustojimenez4702
    @danielaugustojimenez4702 4 місяці тому

    Dude I missed You. Welcome back

  • @Dreamsyn
    @Dreamsyn 11 місяців тому

    very good review! underrated & heavily underwatched sadly :(
    much love, favorited this and will share it!

  • @nightshocker03
    @nightshocker03 11 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for reminding me again to not play this game

  • @Boostedo_Animaru
    @Boostedo_Animaru Рік тому +1

    Asleepening part got me good idk why lmfao

  • @bindingspirals6326
    @bindingspirals6326 Рік тому

    probably the best bdo vid I have ever seen keep it up champ

  • @ITZBROKENhotDOG12
    @ITZBROKENhotDOG12 Рік тому +1

    This made me never wanna play or try the game as a i have a job and a loving family unfortunately for me.

  • @bemistertessema573
    @bemistertessema573 Рік тому +2

    Genuinely enjoyed this. Good stuff

  • @Robaken
    @Robaken 7 місяців тому

    Great vid, I laughted ...through tears.
    You've got a new subscribrer dear Sir. !

  • @The_Pantologist57
    @The_Pantologist57 Рік тому +3

    I have only been playing for like a week and all of this is too funny😂😂😂 learned some new things but also seen some things I already experienced lol

  • @bo-sajad5502
    @bo-sajad5502 8 місяців тому

    You roasted me so hard when you talked about 650 Gs, but I am getting out of there soon xD
    Nice video man

  • @killpuddle9977
    @killpuddle9977 9 місяців тому +5

    so....is this game good?

  • @Tsugandate
    @Tsugandate 10 місяців тому +1

    this video saved me from trying black desert

  • @lethargicnoise
    @lethargicnoise Рік тому

    Love the MAX0R reference. Such a funny video and solid review. Nicu!!

  • @juble7086
    @juble7086 9 місяців тому +1

    I just logged on for the first time, made a big tiddy waifu, and was immediately forced to alt+f4 by the mumbo jumbo story tutorial they somehow expected me to give two shits about

  • @1995oskardukowski
    @1995oskardukowski 4 місяці тому

    Legendary video is back, now I hope you return as well

  • @EOCmodernRS
    @EOCmodernRS Рік тому +3

    this guy will be famous in a month

  • @thewood5962
    @thewood5962 Рік тому +1

    DUDE I thought I was the only one having server issues, THE LAST PART VALIDATED ME SO MUCH. I literally don't want to play the game because that shit happens too often to me 10:16

  • @JudeLux_
    @JudeLux_ 5 місяців тому

    The berzerk music for the warrior animations got me

  • @ROACH123_
    @ROACH123_ Рік тому +1

    One of the videos of black desert of all time

  • @Heafy-zt8rh
    @Heafy-zt8rh Місяць тому

    This is the best review I've seen in my entire life. Period.

  • @greyblack4833
    @greyblack4833 10 місяців тому

    Love your review and sense of humor.

  • @seanrichard4608
    @seanrichard4608 Рік тому +2

    died at 'if liver king could reproduce asexually'; something something death by snu snu.
    You have the voice of a movie trailer announcer and the witt of a millennial monty python writer, please never stop doing what you're doing.

  • @davidferreiraquaresma938
    @davidferreiraquaresma938 10 днів тому

    6:00 what is the song?

  • @Bedo1012
    @Bedo1012 10 місяців тому

    we seriously need more of your content here

  • @lefter700
    @lefter700 6 місяців тому

    Damn, this is Carbot level of truth and comedy.
    Thank you for this awesome video!

  • @SuluXuluS
    @SuluXuluS День тому

    I wanted to come back but then i remember questing (spamming f, get on horse, spam f), weight limit after 30min of farming, terribly optimized performance and how no life skill matters unless you spent every waking hour optimizing it

  • @DarkenedGoose
    @DarkenedGoose Рік тому +2

    If your sliders aren't on the right side of your screen, you're not having fun yet

  • @Widewalk
    @Widewalk Рік тому +1

    100% comedy gold. Please do another.

  • @Personmaner
    @Personmaner Рік тому +1

    I'm glad I subscribed, this is very good.

  • @scotthuffman3462
    @scotthuffman3462 11 місяців тому +1

    Wait til someone tells him there's a private server where everything in the cash shop costs silver instead

    • @YuriLix
      @YuriLix 11 місяців тому

      I mean I rather just play the actual game, but yeah..

  • @IMZVNII
    @IMZVNII 11 місяців тому

    need all classes summarized, made my day

  • @ttrev007
    @ttrev007 Рік тому +5

    most accurate review of BDO i have seen to date. Very well done. Full of info but very concise.

  • @poeissalty5807
    @poeissalty5807 9 місяців тому

    5:01 I know this is a joke, but genuinely speaking, I actually find anatomy very rewarding to draw or just study in general

  • @RezzaBDO
    @RezzaBDO Рік тому +1

    this was actually really well done!

  • @skizzoidsgames1188
    @skizzoidsgames1188 Рік тому

    Found you from blue squadron and im so glad I did

  • @lefter700
    @lefter700 Рік тому

    Congrats on the content!
    Can't remember laughing so hard at a BDO video...
    Cheers!

  • @VinMos
    @VinMos Рік тому +1

    2:38 I've been collecting these seeds and lightnings forever and never knew they sold for millions each haha

    • @OGZelgadisGraywords
      @OGZelgadisGraywords 11 місяців тому

      Like a true BDO player that never reads the description or in general!

  • @tamahoms3126
    @tamahoms3126 Рік тому

    You should have been "Lawrence of Olvia" lmao
    Awesome content my man, literally spit out water while watching.

  • @claude1795
    @claude1795 Рік тому

    The most accurate bdo review ever. Magnificent

  • @SoKewlify
    @SoKewlify Рік тому +4

    Not sure how I stumbled upon this one but shit that was a fun watch.

  • @summertime8525
    @summertime8525 5 місяців тому

    Thank goodness the great “Laurence of Olivia is back”

  • @operatordbird777
    @operatordbird777 6 місяців тому

    i don't usually comment but god damn this video is on a level beyond this universe, WELL PLAYED M8🤣🤣

  • @Abox-hh9ib
    @Abox-hh9ib 11 місяців тому

    I wanted to get into this game but I never know what to do

  • @Nyxia-s
    @Nyxia-s 9 місяців тому

    for that intro you get a like nice video👍

  • @InstaWolf
    @InstaWolf 11 місяців тому

    Finally a bdo review that doesn't mention the overwhelming word

  • @HideTherhyNuth
    @HideTherhyNuth Рік тому

    Sheess the amount of hours to make this, just amazing

  • @Xenosix
    @Xenosix Рік тому

    8:24 is that fate zero op and yeah i started playing like 2 weeks aga wish me luck

  • @spicydeath43
    @spicydeath43 Рік тому

    Give the video in oscars and watch it win. Great content bro

  • @UndertakerTripleSix
    @UndertakerTripleSix 7 місяців тому

    after over 16k hours in game i do agree with everything in this video my recommendation if you dont want to go insane get max to soft cap and dont bother with going hard cap it will save your mental health

  • @Celexanomnom
    @Celexanomnom 11 місяців тому

    Yea I’m permanently stuck below 600 gear score cuz I won’t spend real money. Especially not for a CHANCE to upgrade even after spending real money. The grind on this games is absolutely brutal and the reward is way less than the bare minimum a person needs to feel like it was worth it. I’ve been playing for almost a year daily. I hit level 62 eight months ago, killed well over 250000 mobs that are in my range and have just barely gained 10% of the next level. I grind daily several thousand with 7 or 8 XP buffs increasing my gains by almost 1000% and all I’ve gotten is 10% Into level 63. Feels bad man

  • @shazar4741
    @shazar4741 Рік тому

    That's a gem! Congratz

  • @thekaz5225
    @thekaz5225 11 місяців тому

    That Musa review had me dead. Please do a video on all the classes.

  • @SeniorChiefDragon
    @SeniorChiefDragon Рік тому

    Sooooo many facts being said about this game also that editing in this vid was on point.

  • @Nirru
    @Nirru Рік тому +1

    This was S+
    exept the part where you said remove crystals loss, NO we Keep Crystal loss. if there is no risk there is not fun.
    and NO exp dose not matter, but loosing stuff you need silver to replace dose and is needed

    • @slickvic21142
      @slickvic21142 Рік тому

      I agree, there needs to be a risk. If not crystal loss, something else.. But yeah the times where you lag/dc and die, and lose 2B crystal those hurt!