"Is there a Scotland in space?" "They're all over the place, demanding independence from every planet that they land on." How casually he said this had my sides on fire
I think that was Capaldi's intent - he wanted his Doctor to be more alien than human, to contrast with Tennant and Smith - in other words, to go back to who the Doctor was in the beginning. Peter was hoping that they could do a story where Twelve meets his granddaughter again, but it never happened. (Although he did have her picture on his desk at the university, so at least he got that.)
If Pete went back in time, stepped on a butterfly and erased himself from existence, then he never existed in the first place. If he never existed, then that means he didn't step on that butterfly, because how can you step on a butterfly if you don't exist? But if he didn't step on that butterfly, then he was never erased from existence, so he's still alive. That the thing though, if he's still alive, and does still exist, then he WAS there to step on the butterfly and erase himself from existence, but if he erased himself from existence, then he didn't exist, and WASN'T there to step on the butterfly, therefore never erased himself from existence and still exists. Did anyone else notice that paradox?
oh... so many things to rewatch in his run! i miss him but i only rewatch a select few and have been ignoring some episodes, like the husbands of river song, into the dalek, most of series 10, etc. i'd like to rewatch thin ice, or the eaters of light too.
you'd need to do a lot of learning. he pulls anecdotes about random historical figures out of his head like a magician produces flowers from their coat.
@@elovejapan7818 Honestly, with how big the TARDIS is, and how VERY AWARE of the fact that there are many rooms he will likely never go into for years? I feel like it's more like your friends who are a couple doing that in the apartment building you own. Like, yeah. Sure. It's a bit gross, conceptually, but at the same time? You also gave them their own room to share, when on long adventures, so what did you expect? I do think the reason is that he's realized two things: 1. Children conceived in the TARDIS are at high risk, at the hands of people seeking to use them. 2. Even if they aren't trying, apparently, the Humans can still manage to accidentally get pregnant. In a sense, yes, because of River, in the sense that he wouldn't want anyone else having to go through what she has. At least, that's my reading of it. At least, based on the context that *Gemini ad Astra* put forward.
When you're trying to calibrate your new mind and body after regenerating and you get interrupted by a potatœ knocking on the door of your time-machine...
"How can you think that I'm her dad when we both look exactly the same age?" "We do not look the same age." "I was being kind." I wish I had the self esteem of the 12th doctor.
"You're not supposed to be in here" "I know it's terrible sorry I'm doing everything I can to stop me" I'm using that line next time I get caught somewhere I shouldn't be
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 He admits (or possibly claims) to have both a doctorate in medicine and cheese-making. From "The God Complex" 17 Sep 2011: RITA: You are a medical doctor, aren't you? You haven't just got a degree in cheese-making or something. ELEVEN: No! Well, yes, both, actually.
"you shoot me, then where will you be?" "in charge of your vessel." "you'd starve to death, trying to find the light switch" - one of the best counterarguments from this show
Great idea for a video! Could also be called "companions not putting up with the Doctor's nonsense for (x) minutes", and it would probably need to have a bunch of Donna clips, as well as some Rory ones :-)
"The real question is, where did I get a cup of tea? The answer? I'm the doctor, just accept it." I find that line so class, even more in that situation
I'm surprised it was 12 minutes long. The 12th Doctor was grumpy at least once in every episode. That's what made him great. I love my grumpy owl Doctor.
I love how much he is grumpy but not exactly angry, he's just done with your shit. Also I love every time he smiles because he looks so joyful, it's so funny how much happiness it evokes sometimes.
In The Thick of It Malcolm Tucker refers to someone as "brushed aluminum cyber prick" which is a very fitting description to a cyberman. There is also a fan-theory that Malcolm Tucker is the 12th Doctor, in the same way as 12 ha to be Beethoven, due to the boot-strap paradox.
“This is Clara shes not my assistant… shes some other word….” “I’m his carer.” “Yes my carer, she cares so I don’t have to!” 12 is the best ❤️ Honestly Capaldi was born to be the Doctor!
I'm pretty sure that for 12's first episode, they just got Capaldi really drunk, put him out into the world and told him to yell at various things, including a hapless old man in an alleyway.
1:07 is actually a reference to the Scottish independence referendum in 2014, where Scotland voted if they wanted to leave the UK and become their own country or not. They voted to remain. Same at 8:51
"you all sound all english"
"you've all developed a fault"
as an english person, can i just say how much i agree
The only faults in English people is the crippling need to queue and drink tea
@@yourlocaltherapistfriend5091 *Me, an English person making tea while reading this*
*cries in American accent even though I’ve never been to America*
Pastel Ninja *sweats in American drinking tea*
Does that mean the faulty hammock had an English accent too?
"Is there a Scotland in space?" "They're all over the place, demanding independence from every planet that they land on." How casually he said this had my sides on fire
And also Scotland got on a different ship
@@MyNameIsNobody. true, I forgot about that 😂
time stamp?
8:40
I didn't notice this, tnks@@MyNameIsNobody.
_“Yeah, she’s my carer, she cares so I don’t have to-”_
*If that ain’t a mood...*
What episode is that from
Jack Scott i think either caretaker of inside a dalek aka dont be lasagne
Or not if
Ice -kun thanks
yeah this would imply that you, too, have an unwaveringly loyal friend like Clara, which is an obvious thing to want
Capaldi was like a return to the classic Doctor: Grumpy, contempt for humans, with a weird sense of humor.
He was basically 3 merged with 6 and I love him for it
I think that was Capaldi's intent - he wanted his Doctor to be more alien than human, to contrast with Tennant and Smith - in other words, to go back to who the Doctor was in the beginning. Peter was hoping that they could do a story where Twelve meets his granddaughter again, but it never happened. (Although he did have her picture on his desk at the university, so at least he got that.)
@@aec9174 plus he grew up watching the classic doctors so it makes sense they would impact him a lot more than the new who doctors
@@me-dc8pj Definitely true.
He was a good choice for doctor.
R.I.P Pete
Cause of death: Stepped on a butterfly
Cyber Leader 16-914 moment of silence for pete
That's the butterfly effect for you...
Because the real question is where did I get the cup of tea
Answer: I'm the doctor just accept it
Plot twist: the Doctor got the cup of tea because Pete stepped on a butterfly
If Pete went back in time, stepped on a butterfly and erased himself from existence, then he never existed in the first place. If he never existed, then that means he didn't step on that butterfly, because how can you step on a butterfly if you don't exist? But if he didn't step on that butterfly, then he was never erased from existence, so he's still alive. That the thing though, if he's still alive, and does still exist, then he WAS there to step on the butterfly and erase himself from existence, but if he erased himself from existence, then he didn't exist, and WASN'T there to step on the butterfly, therefore never erased himself from existence and still exists. Did anyone else notice that paradox?
“I thought I’d get... younger”
*I AM YOUNGER*
Yeah, 2,000 years younger :)
*Y’know what’s ironic? Peter Capaldi became the Doctor at the same age as William Hartnell was when HE took the role*
@@patchworkfellow4262 But Capaldi was the doctor for less time than Hartnell, so he kinda WAS younger.
@@Silverwind87 *Oh, yeah... thanks!*
No he wasn’t, Hartnell was the doctor for 3 years and Capaldi was the doctor for 4 years
I never noticed before how his voice turns even more scottish when talking about the entirely useless stratum of society :D
oh... so many things to rewatch in his run! i miss him but i only rewatch a select few and have been ignoring some episodes, like the husbands of river song, into the dalek, most of series 10, etc. i'd like to rewatch thin ice, or the eaters of light too.
Socialist based doctor
@@suryat5785 aye :)
Imagine he had malcom tuckers scottish
@@georgeforeman8040 12 would be able to save the universe by complaining alone
"They are mighty eyebrows indeed"
You could take bottle caps off with them
They're InNdepENdenTly cross!
11th doc crying
@@tinacorbet4705 I would love to see 11 and 12 interact.
@@hifiveco9976 yes!! !! 11- " noooooo I'm old! 12- Yessss but look at these brows
12 is who I'd like to be when I am older
You have to be careful about your diet then, because he is rather skinny (which is good I think)
you'd need to do a lot of learning. he pulls anecdotes about random historical figures out of his head like a magician produces flowers from their coat.
He's who I'd like to be now!
10 is my doctor
12 is my spirit animal
13 is my inner child
& 4 is basically my weirdness
@@tristansteinbomer3256 what about 11?
Clara claims she is the doctor
The doctor: *dOn'T yOu DaRe*
Doctor Oswald
‘Yeah, a doctor of lies.’
@@doctordeathdefying132 No it's
Rigsy: What are you the doctor of:
Peter: Of liEs
One of my favorite sentences in this show.
Ryan Sinclair! Don't you dare!
And now we wait for Jenna to come back as The Doctor
Capaldi's post-regeneration sickness is the best thing ever. It's hands down my favourite 😂
Definitely, closely seconded by 2 pulling a knife on his companions, then playing the recorder
..... 🤣
@@squirrelflight2323 I'm not sure if it beats "Shoes".
@@AngelEmfrbl yeah, third was hilarious! And then the Great One arrived!
yeah and especially the line 'and don't look in the mirror! it's absolutely *furious*!'
"NO being sick and NO Hanky Panky"
Considering the last time someone made hanky panky in his TARDIS he ended up with his wife that seems unfair.
I feel River is exactly the reason. I love her but we don't need more versions of her running around
There has to be a reason for the handcuffs 😅😅😅😅
Well, imagine your friends who are a couple doing that in your bedroom. It probably feels like that to him.
Or completely reasonable.
@@elovejapan7818 Honestly, with how big the TARDIS is, and how VERY AWARE of the fact that there are many rooms he will likely never go into for years? I feel like it's more like your friends who are a couple doing that in the apartment building you own.
Like, yeah. Sure. It's a bit gross, conceptually, but at the same time? You also gave them their own room to share, when on long adventures, so what did you expect?
I do think the reason is that he's realized two things:
1. Children conceived in the TARDIS are at high risk, at the hands of people seeking to use them.
2. Even if they aren't trying, apparently, the Humans can still manage to accidentally get pregnant.
In a sense, yes, because of River, in the sense that he wouldn't want anyone else having to go through what she has. At least, that's my reading of it. At least, based on the context that *Gemini ad Astra* put forward.
Hello exit the box and surrender for the glory of the Sontaran Empire
Shush
When you're trying to calibrate your new mind and body after regenerating and you get interrupted by a potatœ knocking on the door of your time-machine...
@@cardinalhamneggs5253 mood
@@cardinalhamneggs5253 big mood
Silence pudding brained potato.
Power move
12: look at the eyebrows
12:you all sound so english!
12:pudding brains
12: iM sCoTtIsH
A Magic Haddock
12: K I D N E Y S
@@taw8796 12: I G O T N E W K I D N E Y S, I don't like the colour.
@@Jesse_17oF yOuRe KiDnEyS?
Doctor messing up Danny's profession has the same energy as Sherlock messing up Lestrade's first name.
The show is actually based partly on sherlock Holmes anyway!
@@livikatplayz6270 Well at this time the writers were the same... I miss Steven Moffat
It reminds me of Nine messing up Micky with Ricky
Not to blow your entire damn mind but they were both written by the same man.
@@ToddSocks 😆 Yep, Moffat. I know. Hehe.
I love how 12 was changing through the time. His personality went from grumpy to the kindest person in the universe.
I love it when the Doctor has development across their life in a regeneration.
Sort of helps the experiences have weight on them.
I think he had the best character arc of any doctor and is severely underrated for it
So he has the arc of the first doctor
I miss cipaldi.
@@Ephisus we all do
We all do
*_"Can you hurry up, please or I'll hit you with my shoe!"_* This. This is the feeling!
Well, he said please
Your right I look daft in one shoe *I think David said daft idk its been a while*
Me when I'm in maths lessons and the teacher is explaining useless things before getting to the main point
"How can you think that I'm her dad when we both look exactly the same age?"
"We do not look the same age."
"I was being kind."
I wish I had the self esteem of the 12th doctor.
Don't we all?
He’s 2000 years old maybe it’s difficult to keep track of the odd decade
Apparently there's a running joke that he can't tell Clara's age, but also maybe he's used to being the baby-faced 11th doctor
Ah yes
Don't be lasagna
Life-lessons with Capaldi the 12th
- PewDiePie.
And don’t eat pears
Lasagna with an er.
Capaldi doesn't need 12!
*12 needs Capaldi*
.........of course!
... As a reminder that not everyone has to die.
Fun Fact: David Tennant is the best actor to play the doctor
But
The Doctor is Peter Capaldi
I miss 12, he gave us the Zygon speech and was the coolest space dad ever. I loved his and Bill’s adventures.
I loved "Bill and Doc's Excellent Adventures", not least because it brought the end to "The Clara Oswald Show, sometimes guest starring the Doctor".
He entered a gladiator arena wearing sunglasses, shredding an electric guitar, and riding a tank.
This guy is the coolest Doctor ever.
More like, grumpy space grandparent
@@amonsterchef5182 A bit fitting I'd say, considering he's always been the ultimate fan boy for DW for many years.
I still feel so sorry for that one old guy being sacred shitless as he rants about attack eyebrows XD
Old guy: Aaaaaaa
Love that rant, though. Attack eyebrows is a fucking classic
That's not just some old guy lol. It's Elizabeth Sladen's husband, Brian Miller
@@tesseract5569he was referring to the character not the actor
"She cares so I don't have to"
I need a Clara
Same
I wish I had a Clara...
Don't we all
I need a Clara too
we all need the a clara
'How did i get a cup of tea?'
Dalek about to answer his question,
The Doctor: BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!,
The dalek who used the plunger to give it to him: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
@@icymariobros3793 same dalek from victory of the daleks trying to mend their relationship by asking if he "would like some tea?"
“Well the real question is: Where did I get the cup of tea? Answer: I’m The Doctor. Just accept it.”
- The Twelfth Doctor
K I D N E Y S
*S H U S H*
I don't like the color
@@luluism8859 of your kidneys?
I've got new K I D N E Y S !
I don’t like the C O L O U R
“You keep sayin’ that, you keep not dying. Can you give it some welly?” The BEST line in all of Doctor Who 😂
Do I even want to know what welly means? 😮
Means give it some effort.
Doctor "Can I not be good cop"
Clara "Doctor we've discussed this. Your face"
Doctor "Oh yeah"
Oh you've just let me procrastinate even more thank you😂
Yes Freyja, you know...!
Meee :-:
This makes me proud I originally came from Scotland
I want to go back for 3 years and regain my Scottish Savageness
"You're not supposed to be in here"
"I know it's terrible sorry I'm doing everything I can to stop me"
I'm using that line next time I get caught somewhere I shouldn't be
Petition to re-name Earth to 'Planet of the Pudding Brains'
(because if you look at some people this would be an accurate description..)
10:04 proves how right he was 😅😅😅
Especially in Florida. That should be Florida’s new name. Land, of the pudding brains
Where do I sign ?
@@Dean123123100 i think you just like
petition signed! 😂
His first words were a complaint. Legend.
His first interacion with anyone other than Clara was shoushing someone
That gives you about everything you need to know about 12
‘A doctor of lies’
Doctor, you are a doctor or lies.
Fun fact: the Doctor actually got an honorary Doctorate in Glasgow in his 2nd incarnation, so (s)he is officially a Doctor
Ah yes this is good news
I thought the doctors doctorate was in candy floss
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 Well, who knows, you have time to do a lot in 2 thousand years, maybe they have more than 1 doctorate
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 He admits (or possibly claims) to have both a doctorate in medicine and cheese-making.
From "The God Complex" 17 Sep 2011:
RITA: You are a medical doctor, aren't you? You haven't just got a degree in cheese-making or something.
ELEVEN: No! Well, yes, both, actually.
So, he's Dr. The Doctor.
Nice.
Planet of the pudding brains
Now there’s a story I’d watch
"That that? That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces."
I'm going to have to remember that one.
By any chance you know the title of the episode?
@@biggusdickus269 The Eaters of Light
"you shoot me, then where will you be?"
"in charge of your vessel."
"you'd starve to death, trying to find the light switch"
- one of the best counterarguments from this show
Love that
"Companions being 100% done with the doctor for (x) minutes"
give likes here
Great idea for a video! Could also be called "companions not putting up with the Doctor's nonsense for (x) minutes", and it would probably need to have a bunch of Donna clips, as well as some Rory ones :-)
Pink: But is there anything i can do??
12: Yes, yes and this is very very important.
(hissing at him)
*LeAvE Uz aLoNe!*
"The real question is, where did I get a cup of tea? The answer? I'm the doctor, just accept it."
I find that line so class, even more in that situation
Felt the whole "what's gone wrong with your accent!" scene way too hard
People often talk about Capaldi channelling Pertwee and T Baker, but 6:44 is pure McCoy.
“That is the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.” Is a line I will use sometime in the future
5:57 “You know how dangerous I am? Davros sent you.”
Low-key a badass line.
And the follow up:
"Do you know how stupid you are?
You came!"
12 going “shut up shut up shuttity up” is me on a daily basis
Rigsy: So, what are you a doctor of?
12: Of lies
Lmaoo, I love 12 sm. He's my favourite after 10
I love that 13 is a doctor of legos
hey same! 😊
“No being sick. No hanky-panky”
He doesn’t want another River Song situation
He prob means no hanky panky except for himself lol
- I am dying, Doctor.
- You keep saying that, you keep not dying. Can you give it some welly? Come on.
Brilliant!!
I'm surprised it was 12 minutes long. The 12th Doctor was grumpy at least once in every episode. That's what made him great. I love my grumpy owl Doctor.
I love how much he is grumpy but not exactly angry, he's just done with your shit. Also I love every time he smiles because he looks so joyful, it's so funny how much happiness it evokes sometimes.
"Well?"
"Well, I assumed I would be younger-"
"i aM YoUNgER >:("
Imagine if he had actually turned into the guy from the thick of it
Malcom Tucker has the Doctor would be bloody legendary
Iconic. It would be iconic.
@@taladavidson5400 Good sir, this is the funniest thing I've seen In a long time
@@taladavidson5400 😂😂
In The Thick of It Malcolm Tucker refers to someone as "brushed aluminum cyber prick" which is a very fitting description to a cyberman.
There is also a fan-theory that Malcolm Tucker is the 12th Doctor, in the same way as 12 ha to be Beethoven, due to the boot-strap paradox.
5:37 Nick Frost is possibly my favourite Santa and I love the all-out aggressive aggressive interaction between these two!
Considering his name, I'm not surprised.
"It's ok. I understand. You're an idiot." Gets me all the time. 🤣. Reminds of the 3rd doctor. "You sir are a nitwit"
7:48
*looks at David for screaming "GROW BETTER!" at plants*
Well I'm surprised you managed to cut that much out. He's always grumpy.
He's not being grumpy, he's being Scottish!
“This is Clara shes not my assistant… shes some other word….”
“I’m his carer.”
“Yes my carer, she cares so I don’t have to!”
12 is the best ❤️
Honestly Capaldi was born to be the Doctor!
3:04 They were thinking. It's distracting.
I see what you did here
Hmmmm. If only he and Sherlock said it together.
That “hhookay” from 5:03 has been stuck in my brain for days.
"No this is impressive... this is annoying."😂😂😂😭😭😭
Peter Capaldi holding Greg Davies’ head into the garbage disposal is truly a sight to behold
GET READY TO SAY WHEEE
"You'd starve before you find the light switch."
I mean he's not wrong
My thoughts were the tardis has a light switch?
His "Oh, hello" is so damn adorable lol.
Peter and Jenna were such an awesome team! They played off each other so well and the hilarity that ensued was just downright awesome.
it took me a long time to warm up to this guy, but i can honestly say he's my favorite now.
same
I really like this doctor. He's more annoyed and fed up with everyone's bullshit at this point
"They are mighty eyebrows indeed sir"
“Can you just hurry up please, or I’ll hit you with my shoe.”
THAT LINE!!! GETS ME EVERYTIME!! 😂
I'm pretty sure that for 12's first episode, they just got Capaldi really drunk, put him out into the world and told him to yell at various things, including a hapless old man in an alleyway.
oh when he first became the doctor I didn’t think I would like him, boy oh boy was I wrong, capaldi is a beautiful human
12 was 100% best doctor, love him and love the banter
Oh well i don’t *need* to do my schoolwork...
Edit: I have just been staring at it for 20 minutes so it doesn’t really matter
This is legit me
Same
Haha same I’ve been doing English for 3 hours while it usually takes me about half an hour :/
Gotta put my 2-pence in and say me too lol
Susan should’ve been apart of the Clara and 12 duo 😂 she would’ve been great with her ‘totally young’ grandpa
i wish that she will appear at least ONE time in new who... i mean she already has her own audio story
5:00 that emphasis on the wwwhhhhokay? Is inspiring
2:01 I hadn't realized lmao
3:21 I totally expected him to say "now fuck off" with the accent
"You'd starve to death trying tto find the light switch." XDXDXD
this is a big “oh no i might watch doctor who again” moment for me and i blame you entirely
of all the modern Doctor's 12 was a full mood. just with everything he said and did.
Is it just me that wonders what actually is his browser history
Something time and spacey probably
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 probably something zygon 👁👄👁
Ethan_2106 River
My money is on Dalek tentacle porn...😂
Probably social skills 101
I need a video of the Doctor just...being extra. And honestly 12 is the most extra of them all
"She needs 3 mirrors!" is my favourite silly line of the whole show.
1:07 is actually a reference to the Scottish independence referendum in 2014, where Scotland voted if they wanted to leave the UK and become their own country or not. They voted to remain. Same at 8:51
also with 11 & amy in the beast below!!
lol "attack eyebrows! and they're angry!"
5:50 “was that supposed to frighten me?” Makes me laugh everytime
(2:26) I love the fact that Clara snaps after 3 seconds
And I've just finished binging through series 8 - 10.
“That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces” if that isn’t me, I don’t know what is
In my friend group I’m the only one that thinks 12 is underrated ouff, I love Peter Capaldis Grumpy Scottish version
2:01 literally gave him the middle finger
8:51 is undoubtedly the most Scottish thing he ever said
Chibnall: The 13th doctor is the best doctor !!
12th Doctor: Shooosh!!
Omg... Did he actually said that? I mean, for real?
Also 12th Doctor to Chibnall: THIS IS JUST BANTER! WHY DO THESE PUDDING BRAINS LOVE TO BANTER MINDLESSLY?!
12: Shut up! Just shut up!
Chibs: And this is supposed to ---
12: No, Shut up, shut up, SHUTTITY UP UP UP!
- why are you scottish?
-im not Scottish, I'm just cross!
Lol love that line so much!
6:13 my favourite interaction from any doctor
5:26 my favorite one right here
3:05 doctor your malcom tucker is showing
The „disruptive influence“ will forever be my favorite scene and I will quote that for the rest of my life
Honestly he had an emo phase because before he was like “humans are wonderful!” And the 12th went like “humans are stupid.”
I think the illusion honestly faded lol
8:16 Get ready to say weee!
He's such a mood istg.
“These are attack eyebrows.”