the doctor and river song being a comedic duo

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  • @_visualsyt
    @_visualsyt  5 років тому +2682

    Quite a few people have been wondering which episode 4:03 is:
    It's from the Minisode: The Rain Gods
    which can be found here: ua-cam.com/video/-Dd6_1AzqR8/v-deo.html :)

  • @Yuuram11
    @Yuuram11 5 років тому +6345

    The thing abt Alex's River Song, she had chemistry with all 3 doctors... It was so believable that River & Doctor were in love regardless of which face the Doctor wore. Alex is amazing!

    • @SuperHitman55
      @SuperHitman55 4 роки тому +417

      I definitely agree with this! Everyone says River and 11 didn't work but I think all faces worked with River. Just shows how great an actress Alex is

    • @Tsukiakari-qb3tk
      @Tsukiakari-qb3tk 4 роки тому +62

      She and McGann and McCoy were also great

    • @crazyvillainfan4877
      @crazyvillainfan4877 4 роки тому +186

      I think you also need to rely on the actors for the Doctor to showcase and convey that this is someone theyve seen before. Obviously 11 and River had the most episodes, but I like how 12 made u feel all those old episodes again and the history. Tennant was also rlly impressive. Right when he heard his name, he knew this was someone he could trust

    • @Tsukiakari-qb3tk
      @Tsukiakari-qb3tk 4 роки тому +6

      Crazy VillainFan definitely!

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 4 роки тому +100

      @@SuperHitman55 Who is this "everyone"?? Eleven and River are my all-time favorite couple!

  • @underscorenoah
    @underscorenoah 5 років тому +6486

    "you've got a screwdriver go build a cabinet!"
    "that's really rude!"

    • @rosiespiller1640
      @rosiespiller1640 5 років тому +86

      "Shut up and drive!"

    • @TheCaddyAye
      @TheCaddyAye 5 років тому +20

      I read that as soon as it played in the video. Spooky

    • @KireaPhillips_superj0ka
      @KireaPhillips_superj0ka 5 років тому +18

      Also, still doesn't do wood.

    • @projektgeronimo2696
      @projektgeronimo2696 5 років тому +7

      @@rosiespiller1640 if it's me I do say: Screw off and drive! Pun intended.

    • @clademirya2699
      @clademirya2699 5 років тому +36

      Then there's War Doctor being like
      "What are you gonna do? Assemble a cabinet at 'em?

  • @foolishpotatoes3015
    @foolishpotatoes3015 4 роки тому +948

    "Mrs. Song was raised as a psychopath sent to kill you."
    "Yeah, totally married her."

  • @branchtree448
    @branchtree448 5 років тому +9475

    I'm still pissed that we didn't get at least one season dedicated to these two having adventures and more of this synergy of husband and wife.

    • @regertz
      @regertz 5 років тому +260

      We still could but we might have to have River regenerate. Yeah, I know but we all know she'll regen when she needs to. Just as either the Daleks or the Cybermen will one day download her from the Galactic Library.

    • @jamesr.2017
      @jamesr.2017 5 років тому +279

      Did you watch "Let's Kill Hitler"? She *can't* regenerate.

    • @fortytwo2849
      @fortytwo2849 5 років тому +75

      @@jamesr.2017
      I'm still quite new to this show so please forgive. I thought she did have a few different ones but this river is her last one. Did her giving her regeneration to the doctor cancel out or am I missing something?

    • @negamewtwo5535
      @negamewtwo5535 5 років тому +190

      @@fortytwo2849 Her saving the Doctor in Let's Kill Hitler used up all of her leftover regeneration energy, so she can no longer regenerate.

    • @danielcrawford4141
      @danielcrawford4141 5 років тому +9

      Well I’m used to dealing with that

  • @tanupesoa
    @tanupesoa 5 років тому +2874

    "You don't look much like your pictures"
    "Well, that's an ongoing problem for me"
    TV GOLD

  • @water9892
    @water9892 5 років тому +2869

    "I HATE you"
    "No you don't"
    Love that

    • @oldaccount4429
      @oldaccount4429 5 років тому +62

      it's their way of saying I love you

    • @iamseamonkey6688
      @iamseamonkey6688 5 років тому +43

      my two best friends are dating and they do this all the time

    • @amused7928
      @amused7928 4 роки тому +8

      No you don't

    • @madskythekidx7433
      @madskythekidx7433 3 роки тому +1

      It's like Sherlock and Moriarty

    • @normanstevens4924
      @normanstevens4924 2 роки тому +5

      Best one of that is in the Oval Office when they can't hear each other.

  • @Discrimination_is_not_a_right
    @Discrimination_is_not_a_right 5 років тому +4767

    River: "Why are you frowning?"
    Doctor: "How did you know?"
    River: "It's audible."

    • @BorkiDork
      @BorkiDork 5 років тому +19

      Discrimination is not a right | That is just pure angst

    • @ebro2363
      @ebro2363 4 роки тому +49

      I think the reason she didn’t relies that the 12 doctor was her doctor Becuase she’s used to 11 child like happyness

    • @captainduck5552
      @captainduck5552 4 роки тому +5

      As I was reading this played what are the chances 😱

    • @ruby861x
      @ruby861x 4 роки тому

      Borkius Dorkius of Dorkville wht

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 4 роки тому +1

      @@ebro2363 if you went by that logic she wouldn't be able to recognize any of the other doctors. To her knowledge he only had those faces from 11 and before.

  • @eller3703
    @eller3703 5 років тому +6890

    Twelve And River only had one episode, but they were fantastic. Wish we could have gotten more.

    • @Sky-bu1jj
      @Sky-bu1jj 5 років тому +187

      *_fantastic_*

    • @patrickmacken6046
      @patrickmacken6046 5 років тому +395

      1 episode, 24 years.

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 років тому +224

      Capaldi had good chemistry with Kingston. She and Matt gave several good tries but their relationship never worked for me.

    • @BadriKid
      @BadriKid 5 років тому +240

      River and 10 only had one episode and they were also amazing

    • @OrangeHarrisParkour
      @OrangeHarrisParkour 5 років тому +53

      @@BadriKid technically 2 but who cares

  • @jadeg9347
    @jadeg9347 5 років тому +3012

    Doctor: "Oh you bad bad girl, what trouble have you got for me this time?"
    River: *slaps him in the face*

    • @hectorandem2944
      @hectorandem2944 5 років тому +36

      F. ⚰️

    • @blaze-ex8ht
      @blaze-ex8ht 5 років тому +248

      Doctor: "I'm sure that's for something i haven't done yet"
      River: "Yes it is"

    • @sebastienpaquin4586
      @sebastienpaquin4586 5 років тому +39

      @@blaze-ex8ht Looking forward to it!

    • @Discrimination_is_not_a_right
      @Discrimination_is_not_a_right 5 років тому +94

      Her look there is genuinely terrifying. You never want someone to look at you that way.

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 5 років тому +73

      That moment when you try to be cute but she knows something you don’t 😂

  • @senseweaver01
    @senseweaver01 4 роки тому +1844

    River: "Well I learned from the best."
    Doctor: *smiles*
    River: "It's a shame you were busy that day!"
    Doctor: *Regenerates*

  • @personal_heroine
    @personal_heroine 5 років тому +3304

    It’s funny but so sad at the same time, when we look on River’s story.

    • @Jwallworth
      @Jwallworth 5 років тому +211

      One of the best and most beautiful story arcs of doctor who.

    • @DeathByLego
      @DeathByLego 5 років тому +57

      If anyone can keep up with it.

    • @rotary_turbo99
      @rotary_turbo99 4 роки тому +58

      @@DeathByLego there is a video on youtube that puts river songs life in chronological order and that really helps you keep up.

    • @jakedoinstuff6941
      @jakedoinstuff6941 4 роки тому +4

      @The Potato Of The Universe could you possibly link it or copy it over?

    • @rotary_turbo99
      @rotary_turbo99 4 роки тому +1

      @@jakedoinstuff6941 if I find it yeah for sure man

  • @booklover4731
    @booklover4731 4 роки тому +1598

    Her story was BRILLIANT. Introducing a pivotal character with her death and we don't even realize how heartbreaking it is until seasons later. Like seriously. That is some epic foreshadowing.

    • @AzureKyle
      @AzureKyle 2 роки тому +119

      This is why I love going back and rewatching Silence in the Library, especially after watching The Husbands of River Song. Gives the entire episode new meaning, because now you know exactly who she is, and what she means to the Doctor. I also like the bit of reverse foreshadowing she gives Rory at one point. "I know one of these days I'm going to look into his face, and he isn't going to recognize me, and I think it'll kill me."

    • @l3g0b0y6
      @l3g0b0y6 Рік тому +25

      When Ten says "Who are you?" to River the first time you watch it, you're not even confused, just blank.
      When you hear it after learning all about who she is, it breaks your heart.

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 6 місяців тому +3

      I watched 11 before 10 so silences ending hit hard

  • @bacul165
    @bacul165 5 років тому +2858

    I love how 10 doesn't realize River calls him pretty boy, but just assumes Rose means him when she's actually talking to the cat in Fear Her...

    • @ABrecher
      @ABrecher 5 років тому +236

      Once burned...

    • @redraven24
      @redraven24 5 років тому +45

      Pretty sure that Donna, btw. Not River. Don't know she's was doing in there.

    • @bacul165
      @bacul165 5 років тому +225

      @@redraven24 River called him Pretty Boy, Donna just confirmed River was talking about him. Unless I got it all wrong...

    • @aaliyahsalim7228
      @aaliyahsalim7228 5 років тому +5

      What episode is that?

    • @bacul165
      @bacul165 5 років тому +43

      @@aaliyahsalim7228 Fear her with Rose, Silence in the Library with Donna.

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 5 років тому +1010

    “She mentioned you”
    “Oh? What did she say?”
    “Put down that gun”

    • @spiderflash1273
      @spiderflash1273 5 років тому +134

      “Did you?”
      “Eventually.”

    • @min_mil
      @min_mil 4 роки тому +6

      Ohh I finally just got the joke 😂
      So cute

    • @charlotterose6669
      @charlotterose6669 4 роки тому +1

      @@min_mil I don’t get ittttt

    • @min_mil
      @min_mil 4 роки тому +52

      @@charlotterose6669 River wanted to shoot cleopatra because she was one of doctors girlfrieds

    • @charlotterose6669
      @charlotterose6669 4 роки тому +3

      @@min_mil oh

  • @RebelliousProjects
    @RebelliousProjects 5 років тому +5417

    Proof that the Doctor and River are the best TARDIS team and very sassy husband and wife.

    • @kevinwg02
      @kevinwg02 5 років тому +55

      Yeah I really wonted more of them!

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 5 років тому +29

      have you met River Slap Him.... slap him.... River Slap Him!!!!

    • @nines3048
      @nines3048 5 років тому +32

      Still holding out for them to bring river back in the next series

    • @mogieh9093
      @mogieh9093 5 років тому +2

      CoolDude Productions YAS

    • @biteme4322
      @biteme4322 4 роки тому +3

      Nah, they're good, but not the best.

  • @_Walfles_
    @_Walfles_ 5 років тому +2776

    “How do you like the new body?”
    “I don’t know, I’ve only seen the face!”
    I ONLY JUST HEARD THIS AND IM SHOCKED 😂😂😂😂

  • @lunawohlmut4821
    @lunawohlmut4821 5 років тому +794

    "I have an irritable bowel!"
    "I WILL RIP YOU APART AND DEVOUR YOU"
    "... it's having a day"

    • @lunawohlmut4821
      @lunawohlmut4821 5 років тому +37

      The best thing is that no one can dispute it, because he's an alien.

    • @asterix811
      @asterix811 4 роки тому +8

      I didn’t realize until just now that that was Greg Davies. I didn’t know who he was when I originally saw the episode on tv.

    • @LilianaKali
      @LilianaKali 4 роки тому +29

      Irritable Bowel Syndrome is definitely worse when your stomach can tell you how much it hates you for eating those garlic-fried onions.

    • @heydoeradio7298
      @heydoeradio7298 4 роки тому +3

      @@LilianaKali Ulcerative colitis say's this to me on a regular just physically like "here shit a blood clot" and "how about an itchy arse?" "You know what fuck off and puke plus get an ulsa bitch"

    • @DHeroDarkMagicianGuy
      @DHeroDarkMagicianGuy 4 роки тому +4

      yOu CaNnOt EsCaPe!!!!

  • @StaardustQu33n
    @StaardustQu33n 5 років тому +769

    River: "I hate you."
    Doctor: "No you don't!"
    Me: *loving them even more each time*

    • @mizjohs
      @mizjohs 4 роки тому +12

      Them loving each other more each time.

    • @mizjohs
      @mizjohs 4 роки тому +3

      Me too!

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek 5 років тому +1152

    "I'm being incredibly clever and theres no one up here to watch me, whats the point in having you all?"

  • @asterix811
    @asterix811 4 роки тому +2803

    You left out one of my favorites, when River lands the TARDIS.
    River: Of course we landed. I just landed her.
    Doctor: But it didn’t make the noise.
    River: What noise?
    River: It’s not supposed to make that noise. _You_ leave the breaks on.

    • @hilocron4274
      @hilocron4274 4 роки тому +49

      asterix811 I watch that two part episode just for that seen

    • @jasongannon7088
      @jasongannon7088 4 роки тому +72

      Well yeah...but it's a cool noise

    • @jasongannon7088
      @jasongannon7088 4 роки тому +26

      I love that noise 😂

    • @atharvadeshpande6907
      @atharvadeshpande6907 4 роки тому +12

      Brakes*

    • @asterix811
      @asterix811 4 роки тому +6

      @@atharvadeshpande6907 Ah, very good. I missed that. I'm usually pretty good at proofreading before I hit REPLY

  • @friendlystoryphantom2043
    @friendlystoryphantom2043 4 роки тому +459

    “Hi honey, I’m home.”
    *Looks at watch* “And what sort of time do you call this?”
    OTP!

  • @mariehagedorn7252
    @mariehagedorn7252 5 років тому +649

    I love how soft the Doctor speaks to river at 3:56 when he heals her hand

    • @alessandraf.4319
      @alessandraf.4319 5 років тому +14

      Me too, soo soft ❤

    • @tankgrl1980
      @tankgrl1980 5 років тому +57

      Yes, but she has a point, he can't handle fragility without mothering it. River points out the biggest issue with the power dynamic between the Doctor and the companions they are fragile creators which is why he always (yes, yes, besides Rose) keeps them at a distance and never treats them as full equals (Donna, the woman has a right to chose her life path).

    • @vashe_vysochestvo17
      @vashe_vysochestvo17 4 роки тому +4

      And then she slaps him :(( This makes me so sad every time :(( Yes, he mustn't spend his regeneration power, but still, that was the gesture of love 🙁❤ Why so sharp River🙁 (but I still love their couple anyway💞)

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 2 роки тому +8

      @@tankgrl1980 He also does this to River, in the Library. River has made her choice and died the way she wanted to. But of course, the Doctor being the Doctor, couldn't let her die and essentially made her become a data ghost in an artificial reality with other dead people. I'm sure she wasn't thrilled with how that turned out.
      The Doctor cannot respect people's agency

  • @hannahwatermelon
    @hannahwatermelon 4 роки тому +591

    Doctor: Are you married, River?
    River: Are you asking?
    Doctor: Yes
    River: Yes
    Doctor: No, hang on, did you think I was asking you to marry me, o-o-o-or asking if you were married?
    River: Yes
    Doctor: No, but was that yes or *yes* ?
    River: YEEESSS
    Iconic haha

    • @crispbologny1322
      @crispbologny1322 Рік тому +25

      I love this because the question is both present and future

    • @akirajounetsui
      @akirajounetsui Рік тому +9

      ​@@crispbologny1322and her reply is correct for both lol

    • @Happyheretic2308
      @Happyheretic2308 5 місяців тому +1

      Are you dancing?
      Are you asking?
      I’m asking _
      I’m dancing!
      Irish local dances, down the ages

  • @dharabarot4033
    @dharabarot4033 5 років тому +2399

    11 and river were great but 12 and river were iconic

  • @yousefsaad1404
    @yousefsaad1404 5 років тому +1704

    "i wear fezz now,fezzes are cool "
    a moment before river destroyed the fizz and this kids is all you need to know about marriage.

    • @boltstudios4690
      @boltstudios4690 5 років тому +26

      yousef saad1 she destroyed almost all fezzes bc I can hardly find one

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 5 років тому +22

      the wife and the mother-in-law are really out to get him

    • @PH0B0PH1L1A
      @PH0B0PH1L1A 5 років тому +1

      fizz

    • @huffleclaw1019
      @huffleclaw1019 5 років тому +2

      Fizzy sodaaaa

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 5 років тому +10

      well, the doctor did buy one after that, but delivery was kinda late

  • @MichaelTheRead
    @MichaelTheRead 5 років тому +674

    _"...Pretty?"_
    "...Meh."
    _Well, I've been called worse things, I suppose._

    • @9386AliG
      @9386AliG 4 роки тому

      What, are you saying you are not pretty?

  • @mc_axolotl2240
    @mc_axolotl2240 5 років тому +4559

    River should be in prison for her true crime...
    Killing the fez

  • @drsladic101
    @drsladic101 5 років тому +806

    I wish we saw more of River, she was so underused

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 5 років тому +13

      There are comics and audio, which is called The diary of River Song or something like that

    • @whitephoenixofthecrown2099
      @whitephoenixofthecrown2099 5 років тому +22

      Incredibly underused, Moffat biggest blunder

    • @tahys5321
      @tahys5321 5 років тому +9

      She will come back,It's almost confirmed.

    • @navleenkaur3481
      @navleenkaur3481 4 роки тому +5

      @@tahys5321 wait! Who said that???

    • @tonk3878
      @tonk3878 4 роки тому +13

      I always wondered why the Doctor never went back to get her data, I mean River Song has been saved.

  • @ivyrosestokes5203
    @ivyrosestokes5203 3 роки тому +127

    I love how 11 always calls her “honey”and then calls her “dear” in the minisode. And then calls her his wife in The Name of the Doctor. It really shows he does he think of her as that.

  • @unoriginaluser575
    @unoriginaluser575 5 років тому +377

    The 11th doctor and River definitely had the best chemistry, damn.

    • @pandorabox5532
      @pandorabox5532 2 роки тому +25

      Matt Smith had the best chemistry with everyone, man's a natural flirt

    • @luizamesquita2539
      @luizamesquita2539 11 місяців тому +3

      @@pandorabox5532right??? and he kissed a LOT of people

    • @reganlouise3275
      @reganlouise3275 9 місяців тому

      @@pandorabox5532facts

  • @adjcheeseball
    @adjcheeseball 5 років тому +384

    "We're being threatened by a bag!"

  • @amberelefante3069
    @amberelefante3069 5 років тому +413

    I wish we had a spin off dedicated to all the mischief River Song got into when she wasn’t with the doctor. I bet it would be epic!!! 😂😂

    • @roessigma7395
      @roessigma7395 5 років тому +23

      There's the big finish series called Diary of River Song

    • @amberelefante3069
      @amberelefante3069 5 років тому +2

      Fire Dust thank you!!! I had no clue!

    • @roessigma7395
      @roessigma7395 5 років тому +1

      @@amberelefante3069 No problem

    • @Wheeziebeen
      @Wheeziebeen 4 роки тому +1

      I'm waiting for their dates

    • @bananaeclipse3324
      @bananaeclipse3324 2 роки тому +7

      And when she was WITH the doctor! We haven’t seen all of there adventures, and we need to.

  • @satanickatnip1940
    @satanickatnip1940 5 років тому +1586

    *These are my top operatives, the legs, the nose and mrs. Robinson*
    that line is gold
    (EDIT 28/8) omfg the likes just keep coming XD

    • @brokenvow8700
      @brokenvow8700 5 років тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @unoriginaluser575
      @unoriginaluser575 5 років тому +9

      Who's Mrs Robinson? I've never understood that part.

    • @unoriginaluser575
      @unoriginaluser575 5 років тому +12

      @@brokenvow8700 Rory is the nose, Amy is the legs and River is Mrs. Robinson. I'm sure you can tell why.

    • @MKPiatkowski
      @MKPiatkowski 5 років тому +81

      @@unoriginaluser575 Mrs Robinson is the older woman who seduces the young hero in the movie The Graduate.

    • @Discrimination_is_not_a_right
      @Discrimination_is_not_a_right 5 років тому +26

      The Doctor's a bit of a hypocrite, isn't he?

  • @Brycensbeans
    @Brycensbeans 5 років тому +127

    "I'm being extremely clever up here and there is no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?"
    *river* *being* *done* *with* *life*

  • @TheKingBacca
    @TheKingBacca 2 роки тому +87

    I love that during “A Good Man Goes To War” he gets all excited, then realizes who he’s getting excited in front of when he looks and the Ponds, then gets excited again looking at River and then remembers the Ponds. He realizes he’s standing in front of his in-laws while he’s talking dirty with his wife and feels odd about it cause that’s weird for him.

  • @pinchild562
    @pinchild562 5 років тому +101

    I love how mad twelve is at river when he finds out that shes been taking the tardis😂

  • @archie9014
    @archie9014 3 роки тому +189

    normally once people are married they go all boring and domestic
    these two on the other hand
    are just as chaotically perfect

  • @sophia5516
    @sophia5516 4 роки тому +267

    "And Dr. Song, you've got that face on again" "What face?" "The 'he's hot when he's clever' face" "This is my normal face" "Yes it is"
    "Shut up" "Not a chance"
    Love this scene! Classic Doctor and River. Only one I can think of that isn't in this video. 😄

  • @AsteriaNightingale
    @AsteriaNightingale 3 роки тому +54

    2:46 that little giggle from the Doctor is just adorable

  • @alexanderlalim2188
    @alexanderlalim2188 4 роки тому +60

    I love Matt Smith's reaction to learning who river is. That giggle is adorable.

    • @AlannaBorden
      @AlannaBorden 10 місяців тому

      It kind of sounds like tigger from Winnie the pooh

  • @emilythezeldafan848
    @emilythezeldafan848 4 роки тому +43

    I love how the universe is in danger
    and they
    still can't help flirting with each other

  • @soa3986
    @soa3986 5 років тому +167

    did you mean EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FAVORITE DOCTOR WHO MOMENTS

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 5 років тому +357

    River: "Right, then. I have questions. But number one is this. What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"
    Doctor: "It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool."

  • @mikespangler98
    @mikespangler98 5 років тому +84

    Mike Spangler
    I always get a chuckle over River's high heels hanging on the grab bar at 0:28. Talk about moving in.

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 5 років тому +181

    4:41 Hmmmm
    *Flashback to Silence In the Library* "You turned up on my doorstep with a haircut and a new suit."
    Ah. *sniff*
    I also love how irrereverent Doc is to things.
    R: "The Singing TOwers!"
    D: "I'll give them a wave as we move past."

    • @zoeadams2635
      @zoeadams2635 5 років тому +9

      Because he knows that's where they spend their last night together. She told him that.

    • @ebro2363
      @ebro2363 4 роки тому +4

      Yes but then he remembers what she told him in the library and he looked really upset, also did u know the doctor was scanning her when he was playing with the sonic so that he could save her in the library

    • @talieclandestine9155
      @talieclandestine9155 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, their last night together....which lasted 37 years.

    • @markposthuma2000
      @markposthuma2000 2 роки тому

      @@talieclandestine9155 *24

  • @nerdybitch1526
    @nerdybitch1526 5 років тому +158

    Glad I’m not the only one who’s still obsessed with them

  • @mr.marshal9
    @mr.marshal9 5 років тому +183

    2:45 That goofy laugh always gets me 😂

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 4 роки тому +191

    The Many Husbands of River Song was an amazing episode. It really did justice to River's character and gave us the satisfaction of seeing her with a happy ending. The ending with 11 was beautiful but it wasn't a real goodbye to the alive River. Her episode with 12 is definitely in my top 10 and my favorite Christmas special.

    • @tomnorton4277
      @tomnorton4277 2 роки тому +7

      Another thing I love about The Husbands of River Song is that it's the first and only time where River and the Doctor are truly equal. River was a Mary Sue throughout most of her time on the show, constantly presented as being superior to her husband in every capacity, including regeneration ("I'm focussing on a dress size") despite not being a Time Lady. It was nice to see her being the one who was clueless for once and both she and the Doctor got to know each other better than ever before. I hope those 24 years on Darrillium were well spent.

  • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
    @ecliptorcalrissian5014 5 років тому +178

    Chin boy, the legs, the nose, and Ms. Robinson are the best team ever.

    • @lavenderstarzzz
      @lavenderstarzzz 5 років тому +16

      Better than Chinny, Sandshoes and Granddad

    • @cargo71
      @cargo71 4 роки тому +7

      @@lavenderstarzzz Grandpa, Pretty Boy and Baby Giraffe...

  • @KasCalwein
    @KasCalwein 4 роки тому +111

    It really is a pity that Capaldi and Kingston only had one episode together. Their chemistry had the potential to even top hers and Smith's.

    • @tomnorton4277
      @tomnorton4277 2 роки тому +5

      Maybe they should do an episode about their 24 years on Darrillium. Kind of like Trenzalore where Matt Smith never left the planet until his regeneration. They can't have the 13th Doctor (by which I mean Capaldi because John Hurt is the true 9th Doctor) do any episode with River outside of Darrillium but 24 years is a long time and, knowing this married couple, they'd go looking for trouble whenever they were bored.

  • @jordan_i_guess5928
    @jordan_i_guess5928 5 років тому +465

    I love this. Hands down my favourite ship

  • @mkg2124
    @mkg2124 4 роки тому +18

    6:31 the look he has where he's like 'I should have expected that from her'.

  • @loganhunt5995
    @loganhunt5995 5 років тому +149

    Its a shame tennant and cappoldi never had more screen time with Alex

  • @happyfellowship4291
    @happyfellowship4291 5 років тому +82

    WAIT AT 3:50 when she tells him to stop, you kind of see his mouth drop open a bit! He can't understand why she won't accept his *offering of love and affection* _Moffat I swear_ you're gonna kill me one day with these heartbreaking moments!

  • @philosophysans945
    @philosophysans945 5 років тому +116

    Doctor: Where'd you get hand cuffs?
    River: Spoilers~
    I laughed so hard at this... XD

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek 5 років тому +42

    "The Doctor is like the stars themselves. You don't expect a Sun to love you back"

  • @Brex10
    @Brex10 5 років тому +31

    2:43 he’s like a child getting excited to open Christmas presents XD
    Or a puppy about to get a treat

  • @tttpppbbbaaa
    @tttpppbbbaaa 5 років тому +68

    3:46 after rewatching you relized the doctor knew he has little regeneration energy not enough to full regeneration but enough to heal River's hand.

    • @unhingedconnoisseur164
      @unhingedconnoisseur164 5 років тому

      Paul Thongkham oh really?

    • @daisy-m766
      @daisy-m766 4 роки тому

      Fiction Multiverse well they hadn’t introduced the war one at that time soo...

  • @obiwankenobi687
    @obiwankenobi687 5 років тому +66

    ‘Yessss...oh that came out a bit quick’. 😭😂 that must have been an RTD addition

  • @fivebyfive525
    @fivebyfive525 5 років тому +54

    River was the original ‘yes’ meme

  • @turkayleblebicioglu4717
    @turkayleblebicioglu4717 5 років тому +287

    As much as this video was fun and good, it's also sad since it was like watching River's whole timeline. I know her childhood is not in here (Which would be fun, especially if her previous self from Let's Kill Hitler was here) but still..

  • @molepole1998
    @molepole1998 5 років тому +16

    0:50 when you realise that he WAS actually busy that day because she’d poisoned him

  • @TheHouseOfBanter
    @TheHouseOfBanter 4 роки тому +41

    12 and River are the best 😂😂😂
    12: Stop holding my hand, people don't do that to me
    River: Hush now
    12: And don't hush me, I'm not a hushing person

  • @HolsovanUltimate
    @HolsovanUltimate Рік тому +6

    The way he looks nervously back and forth to Amy and Rory like "they are going to kill me" 😅

  • @claire7256
    @claire7256 Рік тому +7

    The Mrs. Robinson line will always be one of the funniest jokes and to this day i wonder if Matt improvised that

  • @wendydrummond9141
    @wendydrummond9141 3 роки тому +11

    1:54
    Doctor: Oh you bad bad girl
    Captions: hOw arE yOu bArEbAck

  • @dreamielynn1264
    @dreamielynn1264 4 роки тому +10

    "What are you doing that's my job!"
    "I'm not allowed to have a job i suppose"
    R I V E R

  • @Haze1434
    @Haze1434 5 років тому +31

    "The legs, the nose and Mrs Robinson" gets me every time :P

    • @daisy-m766
      @daisy-m766 4 роки тому

      Why mrs Robinson?

    • @cja5612
      @cja5612 4 роки тому +3

      @@daisy-m766 Refers to an older lady who seduces a younger guy in the movie 'The Graduate'. It's just a joke on Alex Kingston and Matt Smith

    • @daisy-m766
      @daisy-m766 4 роки тому

      Remz 04 hah that’s funny

    • @Johnny_Serenity
      @Johnny_Serenity 2 роки тому

      “I hate you.”

  • @TARDIStraveller96
    @TARDIStraveller96 5 років тому +56

    God i love and miss River so much

  • @jamesr.2017
    @jamesr.2017 5 років тому +79

    aka river and 11 being an old married couple

  • @jonnydipper7828
    @jonnydipper7828 5 років тому +45

    Sense no body else in this room can see you, God knows how that looked. 4:24

  • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
    @Duchess_Van_Hoof 5 років тому +209

    Sorry everyone but Capaldi is my absolute favourite Doctor. So emotional, so dramatic and so utterly clueless at times.

  • @izzysmith105
    @izzysmith105 Рік тому +2

    2:50 the constant looking back at Amy and Rory as if to apologise for what he's done with their daughter gets me every time

  • @CanalShane
    @CanalShane 3 роки тому +8

    11: "Hi, honey... I'm home"
    River: (looks at her watch) "And what sort of time do you call that?"
    URRRRG I LOVE IT SO MUCH ASDOPSKODKASD

  • @nicholasjohnson9508
    @nicholasjohnson9508 5 років тому +35

    The best thing about river is they can bring her back whenever they want. And bc it may or may not be the correct time in her timeline, it keeps her character interesting

  • @rjkroeplin9815
    @rjkroeplin9815 5 років тому +19

    Her and Peter Capaldi were amazing together I love that episode!

  • @JustASleepySloth
    @JustASleepySloth 4 роки тому +11

    I love how he got all giddy that they kissed cause he does actually love her

  • @stantheman6431
    @stantheman6431 4 роки тому +14

    River: aren't there rules ?
    The Doctor: a thing happened
    River: aight, seems legit

  • @TeenageDreeaam
    @TeenageDreeaam 5 років тому +25

    I never comment on videos, but I was sad today and I didn’t know I needed this video till I saw it- I feel so much happier now thank you! ❤️❤️❤️ they never fail to make me smile

    • @_visualsyt
      @_visualsyt  5 років тому +6

      sorry to hear that you've not been feeling the best today, glad my little video was able to cheer you up! :) wishing you all the best!

  • @meowmeow6676
    @meowmeow6676 5 років тому +18

    "Why are you frowning?"
    "How do you know?"
    "It's audible"

  • @WindyREDPanda
    @WindyREDPanda 5 років тому +24

    Doctor Tennent: I'm Pretty Boi?
    Sass Master Donna: Meh.

  • @Crownslayer115
    @Crownslayer115 4 роки тому +13

    _Seeing_ the sentimentality scene from TATM, now that we all know about his regeneration cycle, it's no wonder she's pissed.

  • @trixy_7340
    @trixy_7340 5 років тому +50

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR A RIVER ONE FOR SO LONG THANKYOUUUUU 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

  • @keikoscorner4176
    @keikoscorner4176 4 роки тому +12

    You know... the creators of Doctor Who could have had an entire series on JUST the 20 or so years (aka the single night) of the Doctor and River JUST on the planet with the Singing towers . And then the very last hour he whispers his actual name into her ear because he knows she will be going to the library soon and knows that is the key point that he utterly begins to trust her.

  • @brianl8481
    @brianl8481 4 роки тому +14

    Doctor: Hello Sweetie.
    River: *wait, what, that's my line!*

  • @kaitlyncoll3563
    @kaitlyncoll3563 5 років тому +7

    GOD BLESS YOU for giving us this!!!! I've been wanting a RIver Song edit for forever !!!! Thank you

  • @victorpeterson3502
    @victorpeterson3502 5 років тому +17

    “It’s a shame you were busy that day”

  • @alexexists3032
    @alexexists3032 5 років тому +29

    2:36
    You've got a screwdriver go build a cabernet 😂😂

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 5 років тому +1

      That's really rude!

    • @mrosh3726
      @mrosh3726 4 роки тому

      @@FallenOne669 "hello"
      "Hello"
      *Giggles*

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 2 роки тому

      Love how the War Doctor makes the same comment to 10 and 11

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 роки тому +4

    ‘That was a waste or regeneration energy!’
    Doctor: this is my final life! Why would I need it anyway!?
    River, inevitably: spoilers.

  • @eline.de.allerbeste
    @eline.de.allerbeste 5 років тому +66

    River and twelve are the best thing ever

  • @benjaminhager6285
    @benjaminhager6285 Рік тому +2

    “What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?”
    Says the psychopath to the madman with a box

  • @mogieh9093
    @mogieh9093 5 років тому +19

    This should be renamed River and Doctor saying “I hate you” “no you don’t”

  • @qrilledcheese6070
    @qrilledcheese6070 3 роки тому +7

    1:40
    The answer to both questions was "Yes" lmao

  • @KittyKat94
    @KittyKat94 5 років тому +16

    Best video ever; 11 and River are my OTP.
    I am so happy you posted this. XD

  • @SpyderGuy799
    @SpyderGuy799 4 роки тому +10

    I love the doctors reaction to"he's never noticed before" I like to think 12 was resenting 11 a bit there

  • @jessbelen1492
    @jessbelen1492 5 років тому +9

    And the "screamer" part? I laughed so hard with that dirty joke!

  • @cookie3640
    @cookie3640 5 років тому +14

    the husbands of river song was honestly a whole meme

  • @Wheeziebeen
    @Wheeziebeen 4 роки тому +5

    Best couple I've ever seen and my thirst for more of them is incredible

  • @Alia-bc3rc
    @Alia-bc3rc 4 роки тому +5

    I love that Amy is the only companion that instantly clicked with River. Mother's instinct knows best ❤️