I make fun of Cyberpunk 2077 so you won't have to

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  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  3 роки тому +2865

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  • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
    @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 роки тому +3986

    "you'll pay twice because I said you'll pay twice!"
    the prophecy was true

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 3 роки тому +3780

    "It's the Police, They want to confiscate my remaining Frames"
    LMAO

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 роки тому +23

      I see you know how to quote.

    • @LeFisheboi
      @LeFisheboi 3 роки тому +16

      So you watched the video?

    • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial
      @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 роки тому +24

      Ah yes, the thing that happened in the video. Very creative and epic

    • @Nomad-kr8cs
      @Nomad-kr8cs 3 роки тому +13

      most creative thing I have seen so far wow fantastic

    • @johntorreto4485
      @johntorreto4485 3 роки тому +72

      Don't know what you guys expected from me I just posted a quote I thought was funny.

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 3 роки тому +8615

    "It's the Police, They want to confiscate my remaining Frames"

    • @feebo4903
      @feebo4903 3 роки тому +181

      Yes we watched the video

    • @gaminggaming7658
      @gaminggaming7658 3 роки тому +14

      @Maronolq it's from the video, he probably didn't read all the comments

    • @Short_Shots
      @Short_Shots 3 роки тому +11

      Stop uploading your “videos” please, they are awful 🙂

    • @thelastgambler5423
      @thelastgambler5423 3 роки тому

      I felt that 1

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 3 роки тому +3

      lol Best part.

  • @Blackreighn
    @Blackreighn 3 роки тому +4510

    "Nomad, never get angry"
    It took me a couple of seconds but had me busting up laughing.

    • @Scriptures_K
      @Scriptures_K 3 роки тому +19

      Same lmao.

    • @barahui9
      @barahui9 3 роки тому +130

      Didn't even know I didn't get it until I read this

    • @motazmohamed1646
      @motazmohamed1646 3 роки тому +29

      Okayyyyyy.....
      Can anyone tell me what it means 👉👈

    • @Scriptures_K
      @Scriptures_K 3 роки тому +202

      @@motazmohamed1646 "No-mad, never get angry"

    • @motazmohamed1646
      @motazmohamed1646 3 роки тому +56

      @@Scriptures_K ohhhh i kept focusing on angry and forgot nomad 🤦‍♂️ Thanks

  • @HavokYT
    @HavokYT 3 роки тому +14982

    I definitely want more Xbox one footage tho

  • @chickenfeeet
    @chickenfeeet 3 роки тому +1570

    Last time I was this early, Roman still had a Wife, Clone Wick was alive and Sun Zoo was quoted as often as
    Obi Wan

  • @viniciusrodrigues1689
    @viniciusrodrigues1689 3 роки тому +2643

    ''the wider the smile, the bigger the lie'' - There is no war in ba sing se.

    • @Bjjbhcoa86
      @Bjjbhcoa86 3 роки тому +132

      The earth king has invited you to Lake Laogai.

    • @samkul1699
      @samkul1699 3 роки тому +10

      Can someone tell me what all this is referencing cuz it sounds kinda familiar

    • @Jomococo105
      @Jomococo105 3 роки тому +81

      @@samkul1699 It's Avatar my dude, best show ever

    • @Bruh-gc7rd
      @Bruh-gc7rd 3 роки тому +41

      Best Tea in Ba Sing Se

    • @samkul1699
      @samkul1699 3 роки тому +6

      @@Jomococo105 yes now I remember 😁 I saw it like a month ago

  • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
    @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 роки тому +765

    "with these I can see through the lies of the Jedi"
    He's too dangerous to be left alive

    • @mewntay230
      @mewntay230 3 роки тому +4

      He doesn't see the dark side as we do.

  • @triangletreetea8717
    @triangletreetea8717 3 роки тому +873

    Peter parker: *exists*
    Zanny making his thumbnails: *I can milk you*

  • @kinganson7908
    @kinganson7908 3 роки тому +1178

    "they're not even shooting, they can't see either"😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Cyborgsm
    @Cyborgsm 3 роки тому +1832

    “*You’ll pay twice because I say you’ll pay twice*”
    “Oh god it’s cdpr themselves” 😂😂😂

    • @Cyborgsm
      @Cyborgsm 3 роки тому +21

      4:56

    • @RyuKaguya
      @RyuKaguya 3 роки тому +3

      You paid twice?

    • @theblazingblight
      @theblazingblight 3 роки тому +24

      @@RyuKaguya I didn't pay once

    • @RyuKaguya
      @RyuKaguya 3 роки тому +4

      @@theblazingblight good for you random citizen.

    • @realspeedghxst
      @realspeedghxst 3 роки тому +14

      @@RyuKaguya why pay twice when you can download it for free?

  • @CyberPonz-nc3oh
    @CyberPonz-nc3oh 3 роки тому +2448

    Plot twist: the glitches are just Johnny Silverhand messing with you.

    • @varun5751
      @varun5751 3 роки тому +88

      Nah the glitches and bugs is the customized experience Cyberpunk promised for each player.
      CUSTOMIZATION IS THE FUTURE.

    • @lr2683
      @lr2683 3 роки тому +42

      CDPR after reading this comment:
      *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

    • @thyxreaper
      @thyxreaper 3 роки тому +6

      *GOD DAMN IT JOHNNY lol*

    • @godo2712
      @godo2712 2 роки тому

      this game is an actual sequel to DDLC

    • @user-tq9sg6lv6q
      @user-tq9sg6lv6q 2 роки тому

      Small glitches do happen. Like NPCs phasing outta their cars when driving off. Constantly taking dmg under a car to death when there's supposed to be just small dmg and knockback so your character doesn't flatline. Enemy animations still ongoing despite already being "knocked out" not dead.

  • @HavokYT
    @HavokYT 3 роки тому +3369

    1:10 i hope cyberpunk and rocket league do a crossover, i want that car skin

  • @1narius.brisbane
    @1narius.brisbane 3 роки тому +2544

    "Just grab a next-gen console, oh thats right they only made 6 of those" 😂😂

    • @TakaChan569
      @TakaChan569 3 роки тому +42

      same could be said for any gpu as well, still waiting to buy a 3080 that isn't being sold by a scalper -_-

    • @1narius.brisbane
      @1narius.brisbane 3 роки тому +2

      @@TakaChan569 i just recently bought a 3080 on PC case gear website for about $1,300 Australian. They should still have some in stock

    • @TakaChan569
      @TakaChan569 3 роки тому +10

      @@1narius.brisbane Just looked all sold out lol, 2020 has been a year i want to forget so badly. Also i never really built a pc from scratch(this year would have been a first) the prices are all over the place. On NVIDIA's site it has them listed for 750+, but 1300 on some.

    • @awesomeglassestonotseecrin8959
      @awesomeglassestonotseecrin8959 3 роки тому

      The rest that everyone else have were unsold stock straight from the factories they were made in.

    • @etam8099
      @etam8099 3 роки тому

      @@awesomeglassestonotseecrin8959 it would be okay

  • @unclebayek8923
    @unclebayek8923 3 роки тому +881

    “Why’s it playing at 360p?”
    * checks quality
    * already 1080p60

  • @epikdanny8887
    @epikdanny8887 3 роки тому +879

    4:50 "Oh God, it's CDPR themselves". That was priceless!

  • @DarkShark-wp4se
    @DarkShark-wp4se 3 роки тому +1727

    When the world needed him most, he returned to steal cheese..

  • @Alcatrazz231
    @Alcatrazz231 3 роки тому +768

    "I'm like Logan, at the end of Logan"
    Ok zanny

    • @mcblaze2985
      @mcblaze2985 3 роки тому +25

      Nah he means when he’s kicking ass in the forest not when he dies, although he could have just said he’s like the evil Logan clone

    • @ludos1963
      @ludos1963 3 роки тому +2

      He ain't wrong tho

    • @OrosIII
      @OrosIII 3 роки тому

      @@mcblaze2985 But the clone dies as well though at the end. I think he should've just said he's like the camera man.

  • @cevka1976
    @cevka1976 3 роки тому +2989

    "Wanna hear something funnier than 76?"
    "What is it?"
    "77"

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 роки тому +119

      Underrated comment right here

    • @houstoncambodia
      @houstoncambodia 3 роки тому +83

      Wow. Top tier comment.

    • @angelacarlson6443
      @angelacarlson6443 3 роки тому +60

      Come on. This game is much better than 76. Don't be like that

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 3 роки тому +81

      @@angelacarlson6443 they’re pretty close.

    • @WLTR-
      @WLTR- 3 роки тому +8

      Damn son.
      Good comment, please take this game award

  • @negativeplayer4446
    @negativeplayer4446 3 роки тому +842

    5:46
    *"This is actually cyberpunk 2020."*
    Well that was accurate.

  • @kingsouaib4446
    @kingsouaib4446 3 роки тому +2139

    ''Turn out this game was made by bethesda all along'' got me crying LMAO

    • @pudimy
      @pudimy 3 роки тому +36

      It really looks like fallout though lmao

    • @RedRPStudios
      @RedRPStudios 3 роки тому +16

      The similarities are honestly “Breathtaking”

    • @syedelhem12
      @syedelhem12 3 роки тому +5

      You will pay twice cos CDPR said u will pay twice 😆

    • @kingsouaib4446
      @kingsouaib4446 3 роки тому +1

      @@syedelhem12 Yup def Bethesda work behind it i'm sure lmao!

    • @acidstorm001
      @acidstorm001 3 роки тому +1

      That one got me too. Sad but true. This should not of even been released on the old consoles. They should of pushed it for a Jan 2021 release and never for the older consoles. That's what REALLY did them in. I play on PC and haven't had hardly any of the problems the PS4 and XBOX consoles suffered. They should of stuck to their guns and said NO last gen consoles! Could of saved them the lawsuits and all the damage to their rep.
      Bethesda survived all the criticism, CDPR can too. They are better than this, but the powers at the top are what ultimately fucked them as they tried to develop 7 different versions of the game to sell on everything... sometimes you just need to focus on what is doable, rather than forcing it on consoles that couldn't hack playing this game.

  • @yourveryownlocalmoron6874
    @yourveryownlocalmoron6874 3 роки тому +718

    "Turns out this game was made by Bethesda all along"
    Greatest plot twist ever

    • @Krcun774
      @Krcun774 3 роки тому +1

      Indeed

    • @TonXD69
      @TonXD69 3 роки тому +1

      It's fallout 76 all over again

    • @Honed-
      @Honed- 3 роки тому +1

      i wouldnt compaire the two, its an amazing game on pc. it just sucks that last gen console get the shaft... if it was a bathesda game, it would be a buggie broken mess on all platforms. its really fun on pc, but i get that not everyone plays games on pc.

    • @goonerOZZ
      @goonerOZZ 3 роки тому +3

      @@Honed- as a wise man say in the video: "it's a game company! They're all the same!" 😆
      This video even ended the game (which was played on PC) with a crash and he can't get back into the game, I can't even see where it's "good" in PC.

  • @tek008
    @tek008 3 роки тому +1281

    Zanny: "I've never been this immersed in a open world game!"
    Dying Light cries in the corner

    • @rockydyson5035
      @rockydyson5035 3 роки тому +111

      I always respect a fellow dying light player

    • @tek008
      @tek008 3 роки тому +48

      @@rockydyson5035 still grinding to this day!

    • @rockydyson5035
      @rockydyson5035 3 роки тому +5

      Me too!

    • @banilo1022
      @banilo1022 3 роки тому +43

      Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Dying Light, by far, it's the most fun i've had with a game im my whole life. But Dying Light is anything but immersive, in my opinion, still pretty hyped por 2, hope it doesn't fuck up as much as cyberpunk

    • @Oreosmilkshake
      @Oreosmilkshake 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@banilo1022 Same i really had fun while playin Dying light

  • @lochnessable115
    @lochnessable115 2 роки тому +111

    “Darth Maul has 7 inches of meat.”
    At least before the ‘incident’

  • @dualityofgin
    @dualityofgin 3 роки тому +932

    "You'll pay twice."
    "OMG it's CDP." - I AM DECEASED.

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead8310 3 роки тому +3003

    “This game is rated M for mature.”
    The game: “PEE PEE”

    • @nightynightlayla374
      @nightynightlayla374 3 роки тому +181

      Also: DUM DUM

    • @Haydis1
      @Haydis1 3 роки тому +132

      @@nightynightlayla374 This game is currently Shit Shit

    • @H.L.Johnson
      @H.L.Johnson 3 роки тому +175

      This game is so dark and dystopian that the drug dealers don't sell drugs, they sell medicine.

    • @raiden1999
      @raiden1999 3 роки тому +22

      @@H.L.Johnson bruh

    • @callmejason3520
      @callmejason3520 3 роки тому +16

      @@H.L.Johnson hahahaha

  • @jebidiahgrassoblue1879
    @jebidiahgrassoblue1879 3 роки тому +344

    "I'm like Logan at the end of Logan" such a way with words

    • @shadowvillefox
      @shadowvillefox 3 роки тому

      It’s the fokin movie m8

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 роки тому

      Lol for a second i thought u were talking about me and i was like "tf how does he know me?"

    • @colt4505
      @colt4505 3 роки тому

      @@shadowvillefox It's a "fokin" joke, "mate."

  • @qman2061
    @qman2061 3 роки тому +168

    12:38
    "There's kids in this game? That's fucked up"
    Anakin: This is where the fun begins

  • @JackBob.
    @JackBob. 3 роки тому +702

    "I'm like Logan.....at the end of Logan"

  • @dibril6404
    @dibril6404 3 роки тому +154

    "Ocular systems...with this I can see through the lies of the Jedi, Hands...with this I can pull up todays sponsor..." started laughing and immediately subscribed you sir are awesome

  • @officerwalter8877
    @officerwalter8877 3 роки тому +204

    You should've called your car the AutoMaulbile

  • @francisbartoszewski2284
    @francisbartoszewski2284 3 роки тому +167

    "Ocular systems. With this I can see through the lies of the Jedi".
    I died.

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch 3 роки тому +416

    "oh god it's the police, they want to confiscate my remaining frames" can't stop laughing at that part

    • @StrItsSelf
      @StrItsSelf 3 роки тому +3

      Ngl I love the game & CDPR but I couldn't help laughing at this shit 😂

  • @ringwraith932
    @ringwraith932 3 роки тому +572

    Zanny when he choses corpo: “I’m going to climb that corporate ladder”

    • @ender01o66
      @ender01o66 3 роки тому +2

      @Playing Games bruh

    • @jesusgonzales9403
      @jesusgonzales9403 3 роки тому

      @Playing Games no one care bout ur dumbass video lmao

    • @meredithwhite272
      @meredithwhite272 3 роки тому +1

      Only to fuck it up a few minutes into the prologue.

  • @zyrocraft892
    @zyrocraft892 3 роки тому +610

    "Oh god it's the police, they want to confiscate my remaining frames."
    -Zanny

    • @itzwoody1649
      @itzwoody1649 3 роки тому +5

      Wooow. It really makes it that much funnier. thanks to u guys just fucking quoting a part of a vid. Really great job man 👍

    • @普拉达
      @普拉达 3 роки тому +11

      @@itzwoody1649 you're equally as unfunny with your gây profile picture

    • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
      @TeenWithACarrotIDK 3 роки тому +3

      @@itzwoody1649 we didn’t ask.

    • @itzwoody1649
      @itzwoody1649 3 роки тому +1

      @@TeenWithACarrotIDK do you guys actually enjoy what the UA-cam comments have become?

    • @itzwoody1649
      @itzwoody1649 3 роки тому +1

      @@普拉达 touché

  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 2 роки тому +20

    at 11:58 you can briefly hear “i really want to stay at your house”

  • @klaus7312
    @klaus7312 3 роки тому +261

    7:40
    "Stealth has failed, it's fine tho cause now we can listen to the sick soundtrack"
    Payday 2 in a nutshell

    • @YTDeepshock
      @YTDeepshock 3 роки тому +6

      Stealth. Hot Jams. Pick one.

    • @joenathan8594
      @joenathan8594 3 роки тому

      How loud is a flamethrower in Payday 2, can l use it in stealth?

    • @areyawinningson1574
      @areyawinningson1574 3 роки тому

      @@joenathan8594 I would presume no but the best load out for stealth is a silenced pistol with akimbo smgs

    • @joenathan8594
      @joenathan8594 3 роки тому +3

      @@areyawinningson1574 well you presume but I need hard facts.
      Eh, fuck it I'm doing Shadow Raid with a Flamethrower.

    • @areyawinningson1574
      @areyawinningson1574 3 роки тому +2

      @@joenathan8594 I’m gonna be honest I’ve never done a full payday mission stealth

  • @johnblackflag8746
    @johnblackflag8746 3 роки тому +456

    "They're not even shooting, they can't see either!" LMFAO. I have it on Xbox One... Very accurate... Unfortunately.

    • @CreamySenpai31
      @CreamySenpai31 3 роки тому +3

      I feel your pain sadly...

    • @jonnyvasquez5347
      @jonnyvasquez5347 3 роки тому +1

      What type of Xbox

    • @095mateusg
      @095mateusg 3 роки тому +6

      Let's hope the january and february patches fix the game on base last gen consoles. Honestly if it was this bad on the largest consummer base they should have just delayed it again.

    • @hunterlord101
      @hunterlord101 3 роки тому +1

      I have it on Xbox One X and while I've encountered some frame drops it thankfully hasn't had a ton of pop in or screen tearing issues yet- although I'd say it's at its worst when I'm driving

    • @kareemwilliams3204
      @kareemwilliams3204 3 роки тому

      @Daniel Chamoun its newer console

  • @shadowwolf7177
    @shadowwolf7177 3 роки тому +411

    Zanny: Puts Tobey Maguire in the thumbnail
    *A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*

  • @koblosrga42
    @koblosrga42 2 роки тому +37

    At 11:57 I heard "I REALLY WANT TO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE" and for a moment it broke up the comedy lol

    • @BJovanovic1987
      @BJovanovic1987 Рік тому +5

      HOLY FUCK. I was just rewatching the video and then saw your comment.
      Excuse me while I go sob in the corner, you can join me so I'm not alone in my misery.

    • @koblosrga42
      @koblosrga42 Рік тому +3

      @@BJovanovic1987 I gotchu man, that show was devastating 💀😭

    • @ionobru
      @ionobru 7 днів тому

      I hope Zanny watched edgerunners ngl

  • @nickthehuman123
    @nickthehuman123 3 роки тому +342

    "'Nomad' you never get angry" I almost deleted UA-cam after that one

  • @alamobr
    @alamobr 3 роки тому +424

    "Look, it's italian Darth Maul:
    Kenobeeeeh [shakes hand]"

  • @reezwave
    @reezwave 3 роки тому +164

    0:54 I love how everyone have the same bugs, like it's a feature or something

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 роки тому +20

      The fat black t posing lady in the club i thought was doing it on purpose when i saw it lol. She was mumbling like she was high. Oh well.

    • @thegreatpiginthesky3904
      @thegreatpiginthesky3904 3 роки тому +12

      It just works

    • @agentundercover
      @agentundercover 3 роки тому

      On PS4, oddly didn't have that? But the blurry floating pizza is immortal though...

    • @AlastorCreations
      @AlastorCreations 3 роки тому

      Played on PC and didnt had anything of that but then again ...
      PC FUCKING MASTER RACE CONSOLE PEASANTS ! ! !

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 3 роки тому +1

      @@AlastorCreations funni, I laughed 7 laughs

  • @ivann2172
    @ivann2172 3 роки тому +1398

    "It really sucks playing a half-baked version of what could be one of the greatest games of all time"-The Act Man

    • @pesii1452
      @pesii1452 3 роки тому +152

      Not even half baked, some ingredients are just missing

    • @AlbinoKneecaps
      @AlbinoKneecaps 3 роки тому +25

      It will probably turn out like the witcher 3 in a year

    • @rahmadrenaldi2624
      @rahmadrenaldi2624 3 роки тому +8

      @@AlbinoKneecaps hopefully, because free dlc are the reason I'm buying this game

    • @ryhanzfx1641
      @ryhanzfx1641 3 роки тому +38

      @@AlbinoKneecaps no. There are no excuse, the game scope is far different than Witcher 3

    • @notkimpine
      @notkimpine 3 роки тому +3

      it really sucks watching infinity train while playing cyberpunk at the same time

  • @elijahdavis5128
    @elijahdavis5128 3 роки тому +279

    I’m surprised zanny didn’t make his character look like Toby Maguire

  • @iquipthedip
    @iquipthedip 3 роки тому +427

    Me when there isn’t a Kirin break: Surely the archives must be incomplete!

    • @thewatcher7094
      @thewatcher7094 3 роки тому +3

      Where is heee!!!

    • @brosephmyth
      @brosephmyth 3 роки тому

      I’m sorry, but the commercial you’re looking for simply does not exist.

    • @iquipthedip
      @iquipthedip 3 роки тому +1

      @@brosephmyth If an item is not in our archive, it does not exist.

  • @badavin
    @badavin 3 роки тому +631

    Guess who’s back. Back again. Zanny’s back. Tell a friend

  • @sharko3211
    @sharko3211 3 роки тому +34

    6:15 “Whatever made you think I work here?”
    You’re standing behind a bar dressed like a bartender

  • @benscotty
    @benscotty 3 роки тому +264

    *Zanny the whole time “this game sucks ASS!!”
    *soundtrack comes on
    Zanny: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!🤣🤣

  • @silversol8476
    @silversol8476 3 роки тому +225

    "They're a Game Company, They're all the same!"
    Best line lol

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 3 роки тому +467

    “Turns out Bethesda made this game after all.”

    • @toniman3420
      @toniman3420 3 роки тому +9

      ye i died there XD
      some times on doom games it gets to blurry for no reasson .

    • @200Carl
      @200Carl 3 роки тому +12

      Bethesda games aren't even that buggy and with such bad AI and bad interactions

    • @nutmalone5527
      @nutmalone5527 3 роки тому +3

      @@200Carl exactly, people dont realise the issue isnt just with performance

    • @BurZ1349
      @BurZ1349 3 роки тому +3

      @@200Carl you are literally talking out of your ass. Bethesda has spreadsheets full of bugs and glitches Month 1 of every single one of their games. Granted this is true with many games but Bethesda is Infamous for them.

    • @leev9406
      @leev9406 3 роки тому +4

      @@200Carl The bad AI isn't being talked about enough. Its embarassing for a game that's so heavily marketed

  • @quehay45
    @quehay45 3 роки тому +71

    "May my new life have better graphics."
    Definitely putting that as my grave's epitaph.

  • @ceooffredbearsfamilydiner4752
    @ceooffredbearsfamilydiner4752 3 роки тому +619

    “Darth maul has 7 inches of meat”-Sun Tzu “Art of War”

  • @123akash121
    @123akash121 3 роки тому +276

    13:45, I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did

    • @notkimpine
      @notkimpine 3 роки тому +4

      me when i'm vibing to mr bean

    • @matteocdt5214
      @matteocdt5214 2 роки тому +2

      he is the one laughing at the sign, i'm just laughing at his laughter

    • @alonewanderer4697
      @alonewanderer4697 2 роки тому +1

      13:34 got me just as good

  • @firstbornimperialfistmarin3563
    @firstbornimperialfistmarin3563 3 роки тому +66

    7:12 That’s not the emperor, he’s nothing but a false prophet
    And finish space marine

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 3 роки тому +62

    “Can my new life have better graphics?”
    God: “Well yes, but actually no.”

  • @mojilow3885
    @mojilow3885 3 роки тому +313

    The hope in: “Mr. T?” And the disappointment in “oh.” Was just heartbreaking

  • @huricanethreeonesix
    @huricanethreeonesix 3 роки тому +183

    "Oh no, the fanboys got mad. Get 'em! Listen to reason please; they're a game company, they're all the same!"
    Cracked up there XD

  • @j.f3582
    @j.f3582 3 роки тому +188

    When Keanu Reeves is added
    Zanny: “I am Cyber-Wick!”

  • @Optimusj1975
    @Optimusj1975 3 роки тому +43

    I'll refer to Takemura from now on as "Discount Jackie".

  • @swiftpenguin1264
    @swiftpenguin1264 3 роки тому +271

    Me when I see Tobey Maguire in the thumbnail:
    The Return of the King

    • @alexismoreno9805
      @alexismoreno9805 3 роки тому +5

      "Stop encouraging my addiction" - Zanny from last video.

    • @Cheese587
      @Cheese587 3 роки тому +3

      Pizza timw

  • @rolandcunington9447
    @rolandcunington9447 3 роки тому +211

    "There not even shooting,they can't see either" fuck me 😂😂😂

  • @Kementhuuuu
    @Kementhuuuu 3 роки тому +213

    "You can be a nomad, never get angry" that's actually a damn good joke if you ask me

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 3 роки тому +3

      Then we wont do that thank u for letting us know

    • @hannahhoppe8377
      @hannahhoppe8377 3 роки тому

      Its definitely a reasonable dad joke 🤣🤣

    • @Kementhuuuu
      @Kementhuuuu 3 роки тому +1

      @@hannahhoppe8377 Ikr, my dad used to make jokes like that all the time

    • @hannahhoppe8377
      @hannahhoppe8377 3 роки тому

      @@Kementhuuuu I love wordplay 🤣

    • @hannahhoppe8377
      @hannahhoppe8377 3 роки тому

      There is a place near us named Naracoorte..
      My dad used to tell me thats what you played “skinny tennis” on..... 😐

  • @heresywithana
    @heresywithana 2 роки тому +5

    11:55 the show gives me PTSD no matter where I go

  • @thatdudefaught6981
    @thatdudefaught6981 3 роки тому +75

    zanny: sees katana
    also zanny: *for honor kensei dodge ptsd*

  • @chuckcharlez
    @chuckcharlez 3 роки тому +109

    Zanny: i ruined my life so you don't have to

  • @logansullivan576
    @logansullivan576 3 роки тому +111

    "Go back to sleep Samurai! CD Projekt Red hasn't optimized the game yet!"

  • @PlantBuildThrift
    @PlantBuildThrift 3 роки тому +70

    “See through the lies of the Jedi” got me.

  • @benwilliams3539
    @benwilliams3539 3 роки тому +75

    Nomad: "a life of raiding and looting, totally full of honesty and integrity"

    • @rinakatsuki2801
      @rinakatsuki2801 3 роки тому +6

      If you only raid and loot bandits, you can technically still have honesty and integrity... XD

    • @godofchips6288
      @godofchips6288 3 роки тому +1

      Welcome to cyberpunk

  • @thatoneguy6580
    @thatoneguy6580 3 роки тому +390

    Turns out this game was made by Bethesda all along. I died laughing

    • @hazo111
      @hazo111 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah bugs in this game is funny and hilarious, as long as is not a game breaking bug which prevents from progressing through the story. I think they had similar issue during the Witcher 3 launch, but then they manage to pull it of, give them time to polish the game, but I agree with most of the critics they should have not launch the game at that state for console. It's a bummer. As for me, I might be on the minority section, gotta admit when playing on pc, I enjoyed the Story, Character Development and the world environment.

    • @CreativeUsernameEh
      @CreativeUsernameEh 3 роки тому +16

      I don’t remember Skyrim ever being this bad.

    • @purifiedwater4217
      @purifiedwater4217 3 роки тому +4

      @@hazo111 i havent come across any game breaking bugs, right now im just laughing my ass off with the harmless bugs

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 роки тому +3

      Truth is - the game was rigged from the start

    • @xanzibar
      @xanzibar 3 роки тому +4

      @@CreativeUsernameEh Then you never played it on 360 or PS3 at launch or flat out lying.

  • @nathanielreik6617
    @nathanielreik6617 3 роки тому +89

    Has blades covered with blood attached to his arms surrounded by bodies: "I'm innocent!"

  • @cadewehrle6556
    @cadewehrle6556 3 роки тому +14

    “Behind the chameleon, it’s camouflage will hide us” funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @mayorofpenistown2173
    @mayorofpenistown2173 3 роки тому +66

    ‘It’s the cops, they’ve come for my remaining frames.’ That has got to be the funniest shit I’ve heard in any video for a while.

    • @mayorofpenistown2173
      @mayorofpenistown2173 3 роки тому +1

      Btw this was technically an original comment as I didn’t see the comment section before typing this.

  • @Fanfictation
    @Fanfictation 3 роки тому +237

    Toby Maguire is more than a meme at this point, he is literally part of Zanny's branding... I absolutely love this.
    Edit: Over 200 likes in a day, thanks!

    • @TheRobloxianTacoLord
      @TheRobloxianTacoLord 3 роки тому +4

      Once Zanny becomes a gajillionaire he's going to hire Tobey Maguire as the narrator of his UA-cam videos.

  • @1gbuzzin
    @1gbuzzin 3 роки тому +91

    “With this I can see through the lies of the Jedi” 🤣🤣

  • @KaiRS_
    @KaiRS_ 2 місяці тому +3

    14:04 zanny is a prophet (the trains came in 2.0)

  • @asemalott8503
    @asemalott8503 3 роки тому +48

    4:52 the Negotiations were short

    • @maddoxcindy5017
      @maddoxcindy5017 3 роки тому

      I love the Star Wars references throughout the window and comment section

  • @yoyogangsta6696
    @yoyogangsta6696 3 роки тому +113

    11:04 "what are they gonna do hit me"
    Narrator: little did he know...

  • @TheSpanishzombie
    @TheSpanishzombie 3 роки тому +53

    They released it knowing damn well it wouldnt work on base consoles

    • @redrive6874
      @redrive6874 3 роки тому +3

      But I feel like it's also the people's fault for complaining about the delays. I'm not a project red fanboy I actually never heard of cyberpunk till this year.

    • @redrive6874
      @redrive6874 3 роки тому

      But I feel like it's also the people's fault for complaining about the delays. I'm not a project red fanboy I actually never heard of cyberpunk till this year.

    • @shaunthesheep24
      @shaunthesheep24 3 роки тому

      Bunch of greedy fucks. That's where a majority of there pre orders came from.

  • @anthonylemmersvieira465
    @anthonylemmersvieira465 3 роки тому +20

    I really respect the way you made fun of the game and at the same time highlighted all the good points it has

  • @Omnipotentmonkey
    @Omnipotentmonkey 3 роки тому +190

    "It'S oN sEvEN YeAr oLd hArDwaRe! WHat dO yoU ExPECt?"
    Why don't you ask Naughty Dog, Guerilla Games or Rockstar... especially the latter...

    • @MAsOCLisMO
      @MAsOCLisMO 3 роки тому +30

      I gotta say that the problem with cyber was doing a game on ultra high end pcs and them remembering they would have to optimize it to old gen them that's were the shit show began

    • @thanishdavipaul2876
      @thanishdavipaul2876 3 роки тому +11

      iam mad at cdpr, but nd and guerilla games make game for one console and rockstar pc ports are shitshow, but what cdpr is just unforgiviable

    • @Sebastian-yl7nq
      @Sebastian-yl7nq 3 роки тому +43

      And still, Red Dead 2 is a far less demanding game, most of the world is plain fields.
      But if I remember correctly, even they had to tune down settings on base Playstation 4 and XBox One X, in St. Denise because the frame drops were getting out of hand. RDR2 also is a game firstly developed for consoles and later beeing ported to PC, Cyberpunk feels and plays like the opposite.
      Either way, this doesn't excuse their false marketing. They promised it runs "surprisingly well" on base consoles and it doesn't. Maybe they meant they're surprised it even starts

    • @thanishdavipaul2876
      @thanishdavipaul2876 3 роки тому +3

      @@Sebastian-yl7nq still rockstar being compared to cdpr as better doesn't make any sense

    • @Sebastian-yl7nq
      @Sebastian-yl7nq 3 роки тому

      @High Chancellor Tirpitz Who is this reffering to?

  • @NoHesiGG
    @NoHesiGG 3 роки тому +137

    "I make fun of cyberpunk so you dont have to" I think youre a little late for that zanny

    • @katsu8255
      @katsu8255 3 роки тому +5

      Bro you got a fortnite picture

    • @NoHesiGG
      @NoHesiGG 3 роки тому +3

      @@katsu8255 yeah and i get thousands of views while you get 0

    • @katsu8255
      @katsu8255 3 роки тому +2

      @@NoHesiGG bro nobody cares when u make fun of cp 2077 but play fortnite

    • @NoHesiGG
      @NoHesiGG 3 роки тому +2

      @@katsu8255 I like the game doesnt mean i cant make fun of it?

    • @katsu8255
      @katsu8255 3 роки тому

      @@NoHesiGG like what you want but its the same thing when i would play roblox and would make fun of gta5 or something

  • @hk-47droid64
    @hk-47droid64 3 роки тому +44

    "Somehow, Maguire returned."

  • @yannersxz
    @yannersxz 3 роки тому +39

    zanny's laugh at the peepee signage was even funnier than the peepee itself

  • @supersaiyanprince4367
    @supersaiyanprince4367 3 роки тому +60

    Zanny: “Like the video to see through the lies of CDPR”
    Me: “Don't mind if I do”

  • @waser6438
    @waser6438 3 роки тому +152

    “Kenobi...” -Zanny doing an impression of Italian darth maul.

  • @blvck.8197
    @blvck.8197 3 роки тому +51

    11:03
    Zanny: "What are they gonna do hit me?"
    Ai: *Challenge Accepted*

  • @timmarascipio7506
    @timmarascipio7506 3 роки тому +22

    "I'm innocent, I'm innocent!" Gets me every time. 😆

  • @RimshotKiller
    @RimshotKiller 3 роки тому +34

    Can you imagine what this game would have performed like back in April? "When it's ready..."

    • @akshooter7746
      @akshooter7746 3 роки тому +3

      I can’t... and I don’t want to imagine it...

  • @scoutanimations.
    @scoutanimations. 3 роки тому +44

    Zanny: uploads
    Everyone: HE DID THE THING

  • @TheNimbleOwl
    @TheNimbleOwl 3 роки тому +245

    zanny: "with these eyes I can see today's sponsor."
    me: "And with this mouse I can skip today's sponsor."

  • @cnseref1328
    @cnseref1328 3 роки тому +9

    I laughed all along but I lost it completely at "you're breathtaking".

  • @anthonyrafn6831
    @anthonyrafn6831 3 роки тому +46

    I see Zanny’s crippling “putting Tobey Maguire in his thumbnails” addiction has returned

  • @jasonjohn3612
    @jasonjohn3612 3 роки тому +52

    "Turns out this game was made by bethesda all along"
    So it would seem........

    • @nice1bro759
      @nice1bro759 3 роки тому +2

      *Pirates of the Caribbean theme song blasts*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +11

    All bugs aside, this game allows you to change your pp size, it's amazing.

    • @mihailcirlig8187
      @mihailcirlig8187 3 роки тому

      Your comments are too obvious,be more original

  • @Mozephus80
    @Mozephus80 3 роки тому +17

    “It’s the police. They want to confiscate my remaining frames”

  • @tommypetrocella4753
    @tommypetrocella4753 3 роки тому +30

    I will give the game credit for its soundtrack, it’s really good.

  • @O_Haraa
    @O_Haraa 3 роки тому +20

    "Mr.T! Now he's Mr.F, rest in peace."
    I laughed more than I should at this.

  • @project.chastity
    @project.chastity 3 роки тому +15

    The fact that Zanny didn’t let us see his custom junk is not cash money. Might as well be a Clanker without the proof.

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 3 роки тому

      Or clone trooper that's actually a Clanker