I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077 so you won't have to

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  • @job3334
    @job3334 3 роки тому +4661

    "In their defense they wanted money" is the best defense for this and any other game I have ever heard.

    • @avoidthis3912
      @avoidthis3912 3 роки тому +28

      Wait I don't understand give me some context
      Edit nevermind I reached that part of the video

    • @Qcstoned
      @Qcstoned 3 роки тому +3

      All the games

    • @azrael7554
      @azrael7554 3 роки тому +51

      In fact they was forced by the fanbase to published the game. I can understand it, but I don't understand, why these people are crying now.
      But also I think the publisher shouldn't give times, when the game is published, until the the people, who do the real work, say that they have finished.

    • @nothisispatrick5691
      @nothisispatrick5691 3 роки тому +161

      @@azrael7554 Shut up, they were not forced by the fan base. A bunch of angry gamers didn't make them do shit, the shareholders and people in charge wanted the game out, CDPR decided releasing during holiday season and money was more important so they lied about the state of the game and it came out.

    • @thesoccman8026
      @thesoccman8026 3 роки тому +22

      “Well every game wants money” -sung zu

  • @aeilr_chill3289
    @aeilr_chill3289 3 роки тому +4129

    The exaggerated swag of a cheddar knight

    • @admkng
      @admkng 3 роки тому +22

      THE cheddar knight thank you very much

    • @witchhunter6755
      @witchhunter6755 3 роки тому +11

      EXAGGERATED
      how dare you

    • @kirschnermate
      @kirschnermate 3 роки тому +6

      *swagger
      I don't aim to nitpick, I just think it could be a minor improvement :)

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 3 роки тому +4

      The absolute Chad-like swagger that embodies The Cheddar Knights every moment in existence that will influence more Chad-like swagger in everything around the great, holy, cheddar knight, and of course, the- *hey, wait a minute, is that the Chedder Knight Inquisitio-*
      *DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT...*

    • @blitzhunter128
      @blitzhunter128 3 роки тому +1

      No...not here too :O

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 3 роки тому +2266

    Zanny: the games so pretty I’m gonna cry
    Me: the game won’t even run I’m gonna cry

    • @wiredloaf2050
      @wiredloaf2050 3 роки тому +53

      Thank you cheddar knight for bestowing upon me a like

    • @Bruhyouseriousrn
      @Bruhyouseriousrn 3 роки тому +30

      Bro my PC becomes a fucking swarm of hornets when I play cyberpunk

    • @wiredloaf2050
      @wiredloaf2050 3 роки тому +22

      @@Bruhyouseriousrn I could about cook a steak on mine

    • @Alucard_Dead
      @Alucard_Dead 3 роки тому +7

      @@wiredloaf2050 just don't use AMD :v

    • @Ornoob-
      @Ornoob- 3 роки тому +4

      @@Alucard_Dead This is actually helpful af.

  • @madaemon
    @madaemon 3 роки тому +2986

    "I know CDPR lied, but in their defense, they wanted money!"
    Fucking gold.

    • @imamsetiadi9162
      @imamsetiadi9162 3 роки тому +18

      Yep but there is still some people who doesn't wanna accept the truth
      THE TRUTH BABY

    • @elzieharvey7302
      @elzieharvey7302 3 роки тому +34

      @@imamsetiadi9162 the game does have bugs. but it really is amazing and fun to play.

    • @xPPAx
      @xPPAx 3 роки тому +7

      @@elzieharvey7302 I play the game on ultra, 1080p, 30 fps, 3-4 crashes total, and all I can say is Mass Effect Andromeda is 3x better than this, imagine that.

    • @Tey_TX
      @Tey_TX 3 роки тому +4

      If there weren't bugs the game would be boring an not funny

    • @JacksonOfDork
      @JacksonOfDork 3 роки тому +9

      @@xPPAx get a better gpu then, i completed once and playing it the second time to complete the side missions. The story at the end hits me hard imo, even better than Andromeda's story lmao

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 3 роки тому +695

    "How do I flirt with Judy"?
    Oh you poor young soul...

  • @shadowwolf7177
    @shadowwolf7177 3 роки тому +2536

    Zanny: *Has Tobey Maguire in thumbnail*
    Not bad kid

    • @Downbubbles2
      @Downbubbles2 3 роки тому +13

      Hey that’s pretty good

    • @etam8099
      @etam8099 3 роки тому +8

      @LNova he's a legend he needs to have him

    • @KuratCTA
      @KuratCTA 3 роки тому +2

      I'd give you another like, but I wouldn't dare ruin the 666 likes

    • @AdolphHItler-rs1wi
      @AdolphHItler-rs1wi 3 роки тому +3

      Wrong, it's not tobey Maigure, it's bully maguire, there is a huge difference

    • @bullythekingmaguire7528
      @bullythekingmaguire7528 3 роки тому +7

      They love me!

  • @calvin5541
    @calvin5541 3 роки тому +2118

    “Look at this, it’s the people disappointed with this game” 😂

    • @AtoZStorytime224
      @AtoZStorytime224 3 роки тому +59

      I love the game and it's amazing

    • @bro...5849
      @bro...5849 3 роки тому +91

      @@AtoZStorytime224 my favorite part of the game so far are the teleporting cops

    • @nyx-op2fx
      @nyx-op2fx 3 роки тому +57

      @@bro...5849 I love accidentally poking someone with my car once and having the entire NCPD on my ass in a second

    • @LeMeowAu
      @LeMeowAu 3 роки тому +40

      @@bro...5849 My favourite are the invisible guns teleporting people and the driving. Nothing better than these to get you out of the immersion

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 3 роки тому +7

      @Radoslaw G. can't blame them for that

  • @malcolmwilkins3365
    @malcolmwilkins3365 3 роки тому +1301

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He brings the smiles bacc

    • @CruzRoman3211
      @CruzRoman3211 3 роки тому +22

      The snack that smiles back...

    • @indy8551
      @indy8551 3 роки тому +18

      Darth maul sir im such a big fan!!

    • @georgekuttysebastian1412
      @georgekuttysebastian1412 3 роки тому +16

      General Kenobi sends his regards.

    • @drystannelson3031
      @drystannelson3031 3 роки тому +4

      Darth Maul do you still have hatred for this Obi-Wan Kenobi? Plus I’m a BIG FAN!!!!!

    • @ADedits9
      @ADedits9 3 роки тому +8

      I ammmmmmm darth maulllllll

  • @jrb4484
    @jrb4484 3 роки тому +2034

    "It's like I'm in China. If you listen closely, you can hear human rights being violated in the background"
    *Dammit fine I'm subscribing*

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 3 роки тому +13

      Cracked me up, but tbf it's American media propaganda, similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more

    • @forsaken841
      @forsaken841 3 роки тому +78

      @@louisking1393 ok, china. last time i checked, we dont have concentration camps and slave labor. you should not make comments if they are gonna be this stupid.

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 3 роки тому +12

      @@forsaken841 lol, look up forced prison labour and border camps. Clean your own house first before judging. And dont call others stupid when you are ignorant urself, which is gonna make u even more stpid.
      Forced prison labour ua-cam.com/video/KtYMnavxaKc/v-deo.html
      Mass sterilization of immigrants
      ua-cam.com/video/3i6XjMA4b1c/v-deo.html

    • @woofwoof4795
      @woofwoof4795 3 роки тому +43

      @@louisking1393 How much Forced evictions (强拆) US got every year? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_evictions_in_China I'd say the sentence "similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more" is a media propaganda

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 3 роки тому +7

      @@woofwoof4795 then you look at police violence...

  • @pinoyjona
    @pinoyjona 3 роки тому +1988

    Johnny: “Judy doesn’t want the D. She want the V.”
    Male V: “Well I’m V, so I guess she wants me.”
    Johnny: “That’s not what I mean...”

    • @alexnavyseal38
      @alexnavyseal38 3 роки тому +148

      That's probably the only reason they named him v 😂

    • @enclaveradio7236
      @enclaveradio7236 3 роки тому +101

      Works even better if V is a woman cause of...
      Private matters.

    • @dio8070
      @dio8070 Рік тому +1

      @@rishavroy3756 yes

    • @Turgineer
      @Turgineer Рік тому +2

      Considering we could give Male V a "V" instead of a "D" on the character creation screen.
      Male V' understood what Johnny said. Creative comment by the way.

  • @nexuzed7429
    @nexuzed7429 3 роки тому +1597

    As a brazilian, i can confirm that most clowns here have grenade as noses.

  • @pastedknight9869
    @pastedknight9869 3 роки тому +419

    This is actually maul before he went to the scrap yard in clone wars.

  • @republicstrikesbackimperio
    @republicstrikesbackimperio 3 роки тому +358

    “Streaming some Cyberpunk and drinking until I’m Cyberdrunk.” Sun Tzu.

    • @MicaelAzevedo
      @MicaelAzevedo 3 роки тому +1

      Hope this soberdrunk thing does not stop him =(

  • @leadpaintenthusiast5324
    @leadpaintenthusiast5324 3 роки тому +886

    nothing hurts more than watching zanny try to romance the lesbian while he’s a male V

    • @RoboSeki
      @RoboSeki 3 роки тому

      Гоу дизлайк ua-cam.com/video/gFgmFCJK2G8/v-deo.html

    • @hxxsie
      @hxxsie 3 роки тому +21

      💀 I did it 2

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 роки тому +11

      He is spreading his holiness.

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 роки тому +29

      BUT WE ALL GAMERS HAVE THE SICCNESS FOR THE THICCCCCCCNESS

    • @silentsixteen
      @silentsixteen 3 роки тому +5

      Blame CDPR for cutting it out, modders already uncovered the cut content

  • @oxelord3011
    @oxelord3011 3 роки тому +122

    8:06 "You either die a hero..."
    9:56 "Or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

  • @ryanford722
    @ryanford722 3 роки тому +549

    depression:exists
    kirin and miro: allow us to introduce ourselves
    seriously dude your dogs are adorable

    • @nakseyyy
      @nakseyyy 3 роки тому +10

      as someone with depression, dogs can really make your day better

    • @dakodablack7312
      @dakodablack7312 3 роки тому +1

      @@nakseyyy or worse

    • @omarmuhammad1899
      @omarmuhammad1899 3 роки тому +1

      @Dave Beckett you are such a sick person you little piece of shit i just want you to know that GET HELP

  • @lordcanuck229
    @lordcanuck229 3 роки тому +586

    "I have an infected shard."
    "Ah he's got an STD"
    That killed me😂

    • @thedriver73
      @thedriver73 3 роки тому +6

      probably would've killed you if you had one too lmao

  • @serbia1983
    @serbia1983 3 роки тому +739

    "Where you From. BRAZIL"
    Zanny: LAUGHS AS HARD AS HE CAN

    • @nyahjzt-7430
      @nyahjzt-7430 3 роки тому +3

      😔

    • @guilhermealves5482
      @guilhermealves5482 3 роки тому +48

      It is sad how devs make Brazilian characters ... In street fighter, there is the blank who is a green monster, in CP there is a psychopath with a grenade nose. That's how Brazilians are lol,

    • @nyahjzt-7430
      @nyahjzt-7430 3 роки тому +53

      @@guilhermealves5482 mano mas o ozob é um personagem brasileiro criado pelo jovem nerd por um rpg de podcast que ele fez a muito tempo, foi ele que mandou a sugestão pra cdpr de incluir esse personagem no cyberpunk

    • @guilhermealves5482
      @guilhermealves5482 3 роки тому +10

      @@nyahjzt-7430 tlg inclusive foi um dev br que trabalhou nele e talz, eu ate achei ele engraçado kkkk. Mas passa uma ideia negativa do brasil para quem nao conhece o contexto

    • @yRaven.
      @yRaven. 3 роки тому +24

      @@guilhermealves5482 Negativa? Só um brasileiro normal em seu dia a dia

  • @N0_F1le
    @N0_F1le 3 роки тому +285

    "if your game is broken, just hire a prostitude."
    hmm i guess so

    • @clonechoopa31
      @clonechoopa31 3 роки тому +14

      What's worse is that it actually worked! LMFAO!

    • @N0_F1le
      @N0_F1le 3 роки тому +3

      @@clonechoopa31 ikr XD

    • @justanoldsnufkin9747
      @justanoldsnufkin9747 3 роки тому

      Golden chics

    • @lordspillage7919
      @lordspillage7919 3 роки тому +9

      tried it in real life but only caught an std...

    • @thatoneguy8146
      @thatoneguy8146 Рік тому +2

      I know I’m two years late, just rewatching this series. But this method works in the Witcher 3 aswell.

  • @lukek8388
    @lukek8388 3 роки тому +184

    "Why would anyone choose the double jump?" The double jump jumps the same height and is way faster and way more mobile. Better all around lol

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 3 роки тому +11

      The charged jump is more badass

    • @lukek8388
      @lukek8388 3 роки тому +4

      @@pardolagames8994 🧢

    • @SuperZabojca
      @SuperZabojca 3 роки тому +7

      Without double jump it would be harder to climb buildings that aren't meant to be climbed. For example climbing balconies you have to jump backwards and then forward.

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 роки тому

      Double jump is silly

    • @lukek8388
      @lukek8388 3 роки тому +12

      @@loganstewart3369 have fun charging up your jump bud. I'll be gone by then lol

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 3 роки тому +197

    Zanny: I’m in a computer dimension
    I think you mean the matrix

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 3 роки тому +313

    Plot twist: Arasaka were actually behind the death of Keanu’s dog and that’s why he started the riot

  • @SirZefa
    @SirZefa 3 роки тому +570

    “If you listen very carefully you’ll hear human rights being violated in the background”-zanny the absolute legend😂😂😂

    • @mortemgloria3162
      @mortemgloria3162 3 роки тому +2

      We both commented the exact same thing on the same day but only you got all the likes 😥

    • @SirZefa
      @SirZefa 3 роки тому +4

      @@mortemgloria3162 fr? That’s cool I’ll go like yours now

    • @mortemgloria3162
      @mortemgloria3162 3 роки тому +1

      @@SirZefa haha thanks dude

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 роки тому +1

      China Realizing They’re Near The Philippines: It’s go time boys.

    • @MisterRay15
      @MisterRay15 3 роки тому +5

      This comments section is so wholesome are you sure we're on UA-cam?

  • @juliantesolin9982
    @juliantesolin9982 3 роки тому +169

    Zanny: Runs into so many game breaking bugs during his playthrough.
    Me who had barely any bugs during my playthrough: *Sweating nervously*

    • @TheHuffur
      @TheHuffur 3 роки тому +26

      Im not very far in the story but I have still played 30+ hours, been messing around a lot and all bugs I have seen are cosmetic, some floating phones and people walking on air but still fairly rare. Did not really get why people were complaining so much but now that I have seen a few videos im really confused how the experience can be so different.
      Start watching videos to see what minor issues people are grabbing pitchforks for, while and after watching: *Wat da fak???*

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheHuffur maybe the media (who hated the game all along) has something to do with this. Or maybe streaming/using OBS Studio bugs your game

    • @lucykaede3663
      @lucykaede3663 3 роки тому +4

      If the bugs would be the only problem this game would be a huge succes(just remember the TW3, it was full of bugs too and lot still remain and fun fact all of them can be found in here too^^) but trust me the bugs are only 20% of the complaints....

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 роки тому +1

      I've seen some skating and people phasing through stuff, got stuck in a wall once or twice. Nothing game breaking. And as a long time player of Bethesda games, nothing I'd lose my shit over. "Hey, that person's T posing" is a far cry from "okay, Legate Rikke refuses to talk to me anymore, I can no longer complete this quest."

  • @anisaarit5022
    @anisaarit5022 3 роки тому +39

    Lmaoo the Robots movie reference everytime he upgrades is just _chefs kiss_

    • @patopatoganso1
      @patopatoganso1 3 роки тому

      not many remember that movie, like treasure planet is one of animation´s forgotten gems

  • @ancient256
    @ancient256 3 роки тому +403

    Zanny: "I want a chicken nugget, shaken not stirred."
    Me: "Excuse me, what?"

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 3 роки тому +5

      I don't know, it is understandable. Chicken nuggets with the spices stirred in isn't as good as shaken...

    • @mr.spaceaids5379
      @mr.spaceaids5379 3 роки тому +1

      never heard of barbque powder?

    • @ancient256
      @ancient256 3 роки тому +1

      @@mr.spaceaids5379 I've heard of it.... but... your point being?

    • @mr.spaceaids5379
      @mr.spaceaids5379 3 роки тому +4

      @@ancient256 they put it in a container together with the hot greasy chicken nuggets and shake the shit out of it
      because of the grease the poweder sticks creating this flavor bomb of deliciousness

    • @ancient256
      @ancient256 3 роки тому +2

      @@mr.spaceaids5379 hmm... Interesting.... then what would be the procedure if I were to stir the chicken nuggets instead....

  • @alontavann7058
    @alontavann7058 3 роки тому +40

    I love the fact the everyone grabs the van and sneaks around in that one mission, but you actually dont have too, because every enemy sees you as an employee. You can literally just walk to the objectives. Learned this the funny way.

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 3 роки тому +138

    Robbers: "AND DONT FUCKING MOVE A MUSCLE"
    Zanny two seconds later: "Got some new gear

  • @xhosagibran370
    @xhosagibran370 3 роки тому +43

    “Hey, you looking for some company tonight”
    “Nah, I’m looking to play the video game I purchased.”

  • @traylax8937
    @traylax8937 3 роки тому +42

    His "I'm innocent! I'm Innocent!!!" kills me EVERY time i swear to god

  • @ADedits9
    @ADedits9 3 роки тому +1255

    DAYUMMM ZANNY IS A SWEATY BOY #questionsWITHKEANU

  • @anotherpapasheev7546
    @anotherpapasheev7546 3 роки тому +192

    *The Senate has been looking forward to this...*

  • @jackobrien47
    @jackobrien47 3 роки тому +159

    Customers: this game doesn't work
    CDPR: *flicks hair* "I missed the part where that's my problem"

    • @georgesomething
      @georgesomething 3 роки тому +11

      Ehhh... to be fair they will probably fix it in working order unlike say Bethesda where fixing the game is entirely up to unofficial patches.
      Still, would have been nice not to be betrayed in the first place.

  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan 3 роки тому +501

    "I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077"
    Are you sure about that?

    • @muptezeladam9605
      @muptezeladam9605 3 роки тому +24

      Acting Male 😳

    • @oliverfougere6296
      @oliverfougere6296 3 роки тому +10

      Hello there.

    • @ianpfaffenberger1680
      @ianpfaffenberger1680 3 роки тому +5

      Yo I loved your Cyberpunk video

    • @Webi
      @Webi 3 роки тому +53

      Woah it's almost like there is a reason so many people have 100+ hours in the game . Who woulda thunk

    • @GinjaNinja-qy6nj
      @GinjaNinja-qy6nj 3 роки тому +7

      From what I've seen. Only time will tel really. If somehow, someway, this game is fixed. It has potential to be one of the best in my opinion.
      I honestly don't think it can be fixed with updates alone. Maybe a trade in for the actual finished product somewhere down the line? Although, fraud exists.

  • @TailcoatGames
    @TailcoatGames 3 роки тому +226

    Man didn’t even realize his car was a Batman reference

  • @teosworth1292
    @teosworth1292 3 роки тому +82

    I am French and I can confirm that when someone says “bonjour, au revoir, oui oui” they are fluent in French

    • @gooslesspondd8378
      @gooslesspondd8378 3 роки тому +18

      Hello,goodbye, yes yes. I am now fluent in English

    • @tarnishedpose
      @tarnishedpose 3 роки тому +2

      привет, до свидания, да да. I am now fluent in Russian.

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 роки тому

      “Hi, goodbye, yes yes,” the most coherent man alive.

  • @Chantingpick
    @Chantingpick 3 роки тому +292

    "If you listen carefully, you can hear human rights being violated."

    • @zepwafels
      @zepwafels 3 роки тому +8

      Shots fucking fired LOL

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 3 роки тому +1

      Cracked me up, but tbf it's American media propaganda, similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more

    • @Zanian19
      @Zanian19 3 роки тому +13

      @@louisking1393 Whatever you say Mr. Chinabot. Say hi to your overlord Winnie from me.

    • @rockybalboa1929
      @rockybalboa1929 3 роки тому +5

      I heard they kill the muslim

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 3 роки тому

      @@rockybalboa1929 nah, thats why US military do

  • @gravywaffle7940
    @gravywaffle7940 3 роки тому +62

    I like how Zanny hits a guy with his car, then pleads innocent

  • @luiz_flores
    @luiz_flores Рік тому +6

    fun fact: this ozob clown is a character from a RPG made by Jovem Nerd, a Brasilian team, that made a cyberpunk campaign, some years before this game. The campaign and Ozob became so famous that the developers added him in the game, and they even brought the guy from the RPG to voice him in portuguese.

    • @luiz_flores
      @luiz_flores Рік тому

      and yes he has a hand granade for his nose

  • @mr.cobrastan7685
    @mr.cobrastan7685 3 роки тому +8

    Zanny:* commits mass murder around night city *
    Also him: I'm inoccent!!

  • @joelpierce1453
    @joelpierce1453 3 роки тому +164

    "You can hear human rights being violated in the background." That's the exact kind of dark humor that just warms my cold, dead heart.

  • @joaomarcossouzadacosta7858
    @joaomarcossouzadacosta7858 3 роки тому +11

    I almost cried of happiness when I saw Ozob in Cyberpunk, for those who don't know, he's character originated of an old(7 years old) Cyberpunk rpg podcast. So much pride

  • @colbysteffens2976
    @colbysteffens2976 3 роки тому +68

    Zanny is the most funniest gamer I have ever seen.
    He's not serious, he just has fun.

  • @sirpicklith6793
    @sirpicklith6793 3 роки тому +16

    “I have fun with cyberpunk 2077 so you won’t have to”
    *you’re saying like it’s a possibility. my 20 frames can’t handle joy*

  • @JoaoPedro-ol7sl
    @JoaoPedro-ol7sl 3 роки тому +15

    Fan fact: Ozob was made by two Brazilian youtubers and they added it to the game

  • @sudo3037
    @sudo3037 3 роки тому +99

    "I KNOW CDPR LIED BUT IN THEIR DEFENCE THEY WANTED MONEY!" 😂😂😂 I'm dying dude.

    • @user-yo4bo5ww2y
      @user-yo4bo5ww2y 3 роки тому +2

      How did they lied? I do not understand.

    • @holycrusader1677
      @holycrusader1677 3 роки тому +17

      @@user-yo4bo5ww2y they lied about the Performance of the game.

    • @user-yo4bo5ww2y
      @user-yo4bo5ww2y 3 роки тому +8

      @@holycrusader1677 Really? Because what I remember they originally wanted to delay it one more time because they knew that it is not complete, and it was us, comunnity who send them death treats. So it is only logic that we got unfinished game what will must be finished while people will play it. They also said that perfomarence is better than they expected, not that it is perfect or good.

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 3 роки тому +15

      @@user-yo4bo5ww2y They lied about how it runs well on consoles they kept pushing back the release date and when it finally came out it's a buggy piece of shit

    • @user-yo4bo5ww2y
      @user-yo4bo5ww2y 3 роки тому +4

      @@noriakikakyoin1423 They never said it is running good on consoles, they said it runs better then they expected, they were pushing back release date for a reason, sadly they did not push hard enough so they had to fix the game while people playing it already.

  • @thedyingandroid2480
    @thedyingandroid2480 3 роки тому +88

    Zanny: “Never doubt the evening swan!”
    Me: “Could use something more futuristic to match, what about, the Cyber Swan?”

  • @justincholos.balisang6884
    @justincholos.balisang6884 3 роки тому +109

    It's confirmed, Zanny is going to Brazil.

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 3 роки тому

      Ohyesbaby

    • @vidyaghongate9155
      @vidyaghongate9155 3 роки тому +1

      im new to him , can ya explain the whole brazil thing plz

    • @justincholos.balisang6884
      @justincholos.balisang6884 3 роки тому +1

      @@vidyaghongate9155 it's an old joke because of Tweets from Brazilian people always stating, "Come to Brazil!" to different celebrities. It's kind of creepy but eventually, it becomes a meme on the internet.

    • @vidyaghongate9155
      @vidyaghongate9155 3 роки тому +1

      @@justincholos.balisang6884 oh , thanks !

  • @breadh1277
    @breadh1277 3 роки тому +33

    "if you listen closely you can hear human rights geting violated"
    im dying

  • @Real_G0D
    @Real_G0D 3 роки тому +5

    The way he brought back that "I don't wanna fight you flash"
    "I don't wanna fight me neither" in circle, that was wholesome. He definitely watched 'Tenet'.

  • @bb-8yoursoul645
    @bb-8yoursoul645 3 роки тому +64

    Toby Migur: exists
    Zanny: I can milk you

  • @patrickthurston7580
    @patrickthurston7580 3 роки тому +34

    My reaction to Zanny playing Cyberpunk
    “Yes give me more!”

  • @matthewhowarth3230
    @matthewhowarth3230 3 роки тому +64

    "Don't worry, the sniper is silenced. *gunshot* ... I think."

  • @devinvalentine6249
    @devinvalentine6249 3 роки тому +8

    “Upgrades people upgrades... thats how we make the dough” love the Robots reference

  • @meblijebli2152
    @meblijebli2152 3 роки тому +10

    "Goodmorning Night City!"
    *night time*
    Human rights violated in the background💀

  • @joe___6868
    @joe___6868 3 роки тому +22

    “If you listen very carefully you can hear the sound of human rights being violated”
    Ah, the sound of my rights being violated and the smell of tear gas outside my window. Just great

  • @bradleyjohnson1705
    @bradleyjohnson1705 3 роки тому +30

    When he said "I don't know how to flirt"
    I felt that

  • @lightningpanther3428
    @lightningpanther3428 3 роки тому +22

    Alternate title: I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077 because you won't get to

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 2 роки тому +2

    Zanny : I love the music
    CDPR :Say no more

  • @nigelcrichton657
    @nigelcrichton657 2 роки тому +1

    The dog from John Wick lived in real life, and the actor who killed him in the movie even spent the rest of his time on set with the dog

  • @Kaliphate
    @Kaliphate 3 роки тому +5

    Zanny on CyberDrunk:
    Manages to get car after searching for an hour
    Zanny on Soberpunk:
    Fixes gamebreaking bug with prostitute, finds Legendary Mantis Blades, Divided we Stand, and Skippy the talking Gun
    Dont drink and game kids

  • @handsomesquash6654
    @handsomesquash6654 3 роки тому +24

    " If you listen very closely, you can hear human rights being violated." Lmao

  • @mmayer1103
    @mmayer1103 3 роки тому +21

    "Engram? Ever play Destiny?"
    As a Destiny player I highly approve

  • @simon-HK
    @simon-HK 2 роки тому +3

    The sound track to this game is absolutely banging! Worth playing just for the music. Refused recorded the Samurai songs. There isn't a bad song in the game.

    • @Ghostiekidsrule
      @Ghostiekidsrule 8 місяців тому

      Actually two the batty hotel song y'know ratatatata and that I shoot holes in the sun love listening to the radio but immediately turn the radio off when I hear either

  • @mortemgloria3162
    @mortemgloria3162 3 роки тому +20

    "Its so beautiful so immersive it's like I am in China, if you listen really closely you can hear human rights being violated in the background"-you absoloute legend

  • @SirSlime399
    @SirSlime399 3 роки тому +18

    "Its not a bug its a feature" ~Todd howard

  • @yumemiyumemite6316
    @yumemiyumemite6316 3 роки тому +53

    Pretty soon this comment sections will blow up with Sun Tzu quotes

  • @guts5101
    @guts5101 3 роки тому +6

    Been having a pretty shitty week.... and it instantly changed as soon as I watched your video. Thank you

  • @braxtonsmith3726
    @braxtonsmith3726 3 роки тому +1

    When ODST music plays, “I’m going to cry” is the default emotion to that shit, it’s soo good

  • @attakrus
    @attakrus 3 роки тому +4

    I can guarantee, The reaction that Zanny gave when he found that free car is the same reaction you would get when you just got a PlayStation or Xbox.

  • @kiwisontoast
    @kiwisontoast 3 роки тому +44

    “Let us leave the red light district I need a shower”
    I beg your pardon Zanman?

  • @cristinastan217
    @cristinastan217 3 роки тому +11

    "It's not a glitch if you visit a brothel." Sun Zoo

  • @SaGeOwL4891
    @SaGeOwL4891 3 роки тому +53

    "I know CDPR lied, but in their defense, they wanted money"

  • @Smith-And-Wesson
    @Smith-And-Wesson Рік тому +1

    Grenadeface is what I'll call him. All I could think of when I saw him was taserface

  • @bumblebee24100
    @bumblebee24100 3 роки тому +9

    The “shard transmitted disease” ruined my rip with laughter lolololol

  • @Vi420TTV
    @Vi420TTV 3 роки тому +5

    “I experience fun so you don’t have to!” Awwwww so kind of you sir 🥺🥺🥺

  • @josht6370
    @josht6370 3 роки тому +48

    Zanny: "Doesn't feel that impactful either."
    Woman: *Gets decapitated*
    10:06

  • @yavko6313
    @yavko6313 3 роки тому +11

    man really escaped brazil with a grenade on his nose
    Now we see how truly terrifying brazil can be

  • @bigt2771
    @bigt2771 3 роки тому +1

    Lately i have been sad because i have had a lot of problems with a lot of loved ones , thank you for making me laugth with your videos, thanks a lot man

  • @bishnuramachandran2780
    @bishnuramachandran2780 3 роки тому +3

    2:20 Made me laugh hard throughout the video and still keeps us back in reality. Zanny is a genius, respect ++

  • @marshallbowdrie8562
    @marshallbowdrie8562 3 роки тому +16

    You could have saved Takemura in that mission, he didn't have to die

  • @elzitcho44
    @elzitcho44 3 роки тому +8

    Maul is just a simple man trying to make his way in night city

    • @BJovanovic1987
      @BJovanovic1987 3 роки тому +2

      You forgot that he's also Italian ^^

  • @SteveSkits
    @SteveSkits 3 роки тому +10

    Thank you Zanny for your sacrifice

  • @tsealeoTheGoat
    @tsealeoTheGoat 3 роки тому +9

    11:13 let me translate:
    Hello, goodbye, yes yes

  • @1998lemuel
    @1998lemuel 3 роки тому +4

    "Why would anyone pick the double jump over this" I guess he doesn't know about THAT little broken mechanic in the game that's pretty much better than any cars and fun and hilarious AF too.

  • @Senzusushi
    @Senzusushi 3 роки тому +7

    No one:
    Zanny: "GET ME A PICTURE OF THE SPIDERMAN FOR THE THUMBNAIL"

  • @achlorus3822
    @achlorus3822 3 роки тому +4

    ozob is a character from a table rpg by a famous youtuber here in Brazil and the voice actor in portuguese is the guy who created the character

  • @anhduc0913
    @anhduc0913 3 роки тому +12

    "If you listen very carefully you can hear human rights getting violated in the background"
    And that's the last time we heard from him. RIP zanny

  • @etiennebouyoux3577
    @etiennebouyoux3577 3 роки тому +2

    Me when zanny says « you are relieved of your life » instead of « relieved of your life privileges »
    YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

  • @simon-HK
    @simon-HK 2 роки тому +2

    Lolz. “Its like I am in China. If you listen very carefully you can hear human rights being violated in the background”. I Iive in Hong Kong, if I made that joke at work I'd be arrested.

  • @darthrevin8230
    @darthrevin8230 3 роки тому +3

    13:46 WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!

  • @nchldmn
    @nchldmn 3 роки тому +5

    6:13 I understood that reference.

  • @carsaib7640
    @carsaib7640 3 роки тому +22

    I literally though when i got the double jump, "why would anyone take the charged jump over this" lol double jump all the way

  • @DerRenevon
    @DerRenevon 3 роки тому +1

    that music bug at Brigitte reminds me of a similar one I had during a mission, but with other "music"... I got stuck with the motor sounds of that fast car out of the cave and everytime I turned or moved my character, it made that high pitched "vrooom vrooom" sounds. tripped me off until I reload the game and it was gone 😂

  • @salahuddinmuhammad5022
    @salahuddinmuhammad5022 2 роки тому +2

    kinda cool how CDPR released sandevistan and monowire before edgerunner came out

  • @lukes8557
    @lukes8557 3 роки тому +12

    Zanny’s back, back again. Zanny’s back, tell a friend

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 3 роки тому +6

    Well, the foes of Zanny must now learn to watch those wrist-rockets.

  • @rootntoot2215
    @rootntoot2215 3 роки тому +3

    The grenade spec you get from ozob is actually pretty lit for exploiting the game for crafting mats XD

  • @HorFell
    @HorFell 3 роки тому +1

    You can double jump (Yea cause double jump > Charged) back up the hole to the Apartment above and rescue Takemura.

  • @RecordsoftheDeepFolk
    @RecordsoftheDeepFolk 3 роки тому +1

    Game:Is unfinished and has been blatantly said to be such
    You know who you are: Release the game! Stop pushing it back!
    Also the same people: *Redditor screeching intensifies*