I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077 so you won't have to
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2024
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"In their defense they wanted money" is the best defense for this and any other game I have ever heard.
Wait I don't understand give me some context
Edit nevermind I reached that part of the video
All the games
In fact they was forced by the fanbase to published the game. I can understand it, but I don't understand, why these people are crying now.
But also I think the publisher shouldn't give times, when the game is published, until the the people, who do the real work, say that they have finished.
@@azrael7554 Shut up, they were not forced by the fan base. A bunch of angry gamers didn't make them do shit, the shareholders and people in charge wanted the game out, CDPR decided releasing during holiday season and money was more important so they lied about the state of the game and it came out.
“Well every game wants money” -sung zu
"I know CDPR lied, but in their defense, they wanted money!"
Fucking gold.
Yep but there is still some people who doesn't wanna accept the truth
THE TRUTH BABY
@@imamsetiadi9162 the game does have bugs. but it really is amazing and fun to play.
@@elzieharvey7302 I play the game on ultra, 1080p, 30 fps, 3-4 crashes total, and all I can say is Mass Effect Andromeda is 3x better than this, imagine that.
If there weren't bugs the game would be boring an not funny
@@xPPAx get a better gpu then, i completed once and playing it the second time to complete the side missions. The story at the end hits me hard imo, even better than Andromeda's story lmao
"It's like I'm in China. If you listen closely, you can hear human rights being violated in the background"
*Dammit fine I'm subscribing*
Cracked me up, but tbf it's American media propaganda, similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more
@@louisking1393 ok, china. last time i checked, we dont have concentration camps and slave labor. you should not make comments if they are gonna be this stupid.
@@forsaken841 lol, look up forced prison labour and border camps. Clean your own house first before judging. And dont call others stupid when you are ignorant urself, which is gonna make u even more stpid.
Forced prison labour ua-cam.com/video/KtYMnavxaKc/v-deo.html
Mass sterilization of immigrants
ua-cam.com/video/3i6XjMA4b1c/v-deo.html
@@louisking1393 How much Forced evictions （强拆） US got every year? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_evictions_in_China I'd say the sentence "similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more" is a media propaganda
@@woofwoof4795 then you look at police violence...
Johnny: “Judy doesn’t want the D. She want the V.”
Male V: “Well I’m V, so I guess she wants me.”
Johnny: “That’s not what I mean...”
That's probably the only reason they named him v 😂
Works even better if V is a woman cause of...
Private matters.
@@rishavroy3756 yes
Considering we could give Male V a "V" instead of a "D" on the character creation screen.
Male V' understood what Johnny said. Creative comment by the way.
Zanny: the games so pretty I’m gonna cry
Me: the game won’t even run I’m gonna cry
Thank you cheddar knight for bestowing upon me a like
Bro my PC becomes a fucking swarm of hornets when I play cyberpunk
@@Georgebushdid9-11-01 I could about cook a steak on mine
@@wiredloaf2050 just don't use AMD :v
@@Alucard_Dead This is actually helpful af.
The exaggerated swag of a cheddar knight
THE cheddar knight thank you very much
EXAGGERATED
how dare you
*swagger
I don't aim to nitpick, I just think it could be a minor improvement :)
The absolute Chad-like swagger that embodies The Cheddar Knights every moment in existence that will influence more Chad-like swagger in everything around the great, holy, cheddar knight, and of course, the- *hey, wait a minute, is that the Chedder Knight Inquisitio-*
*DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT...*
No...not here too :O
"How do I flirt with Judy"?
Oh you poor young soul...
use that crown from mario
nothing hurts more than watching zanny try to romance the lesbian while he’s a male V
Гоу дизлайк ua-cam.com/video/gFgmFCJK2G8/v-deo.html
💀 I did it 2
He is spreading his holiness.
BUT WE ALL GAMERS HAVE THE SICCNESS FOR THE THICCCCCCCNESS
Blame CDPR for cutting it out, modders already uncovered the cut content
Zanny: *Has Tobey Maguire in thumbnail*
Not bad kid
Hey that’s pretty good
@LNova he's a legend he needs to have him
I'd give you another like, but I wouldn't dare ruin the 666 likes
Wrong, it's not tobey Maigure, it's bully maguire, there is a huge difference
They love me!
“Look at this, it’s the people disappointed with this game” 😂
I love the game and it's amazing
@@AtoZStorytime224 my favorite part of the game so far are the teleporting cops
@@bro...5849 I love accidentally poking someone with my car once and having the entire NCPD on my ass in a second
@@bro...5849 My favourite are the invisible guns teleporting people and the driving. Nothing better than these to get you out of the immersion
@Radoslaw G. can't blame them for that
8:06 "You either die a hero..."
9:56 "Or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Yes
Character development?
Ezra miller be like
"if your game is broken, just hire a prostitude."
hmm i guess so
What's worse is that it actually worked! LMFAO!
@@clonechoopa31 ikr XD
Golden chics
tried it in real life but only caught an std...
I know I’m two years late, just rewatching this series. But this method works in the Witcher 3 aswell.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He brings the smiles bacc
The snack that smiles back...
Darth maul sir im such a big fan!!
General Kenobi sends his regards.
Darth Maul do you still have hatred for this Obi-Wan Kenobi? Plus I’m a BIG FAN!!!!!
I ammmmmmm darth maulllllll
As a brazilian, i can confirm that most clowns here have grenade as noses.
Confirmado
Sim
seria errado discordar
@@joaorenz7784 sim kkkk
verídico
"Why would anyone choose the double jump?" The double jump jumps the same height and is way faster and way more mobile. Better all around lol
The charged jump is more badass
@@pardolagames8994 🧢
Without double jump it would be harder to climb buildings that aren't meant to be climbed. For example climbing balconies you have to jump backwards and then forward.
Double jump is silly
@@loganstewart3369 have fun charging up your jump bud. I'll be gone by then lol
Man didn’t even realize his car was a Batman reference
Idiots don’t read
@@moeclash238 so you don’t read then?
"I have an infected shard."
"Ah he's got an STD"
That killed me😂
probably would've killed you if you had one too lmao
“Streaming some Cyberpunk and drinking until I’m Cyberdrunk.” Sun Tzu.
Hope this soberdrunk thing does not stop him =(
Zanny: Runs into so many game breaking bugs during his playthrough.
Me who had barely any bugs during my playthrough: *Sweating nervously*
Im not very far in the story but I have still played 30+ hours, been messing around a lot and all bugs I have seen are cosmetic, some floating phones and people walking on air but still fairly rare. Did not really get why people were complaining so much but now that I have seen a few videos im really confused how the experience can be so different.
Start watching videos to see what minor issues people are grabbing pitchforks for, while and after watching: *Wat da fak???*
@@TheHuffur maybe the media (who hated the game all along) has something to do with this. Or maybe streaming/using OBS Studio bugs your game
If the bugs would be the only problem this game would be a huge succes(just remember the TW3, it was full of bugs too and lot still remain and fun fact all of them can be found in here too^^) but trust me the bugs are only 20% of the complaints....
I've seen some skating and people phasing through stuff, got stuck in a wall once or twice. Nothing game breaking. And as a long time player of Bethesda games, nothing I'd lose my shit over. "Hey, that person's T posing" is a far cry from "okay, Legate Rikke refuses to talk to me anymore, I can no longer complete this quest."
“Hey, you looking for some company tonight”
“Nah, I’m looking to play the video game I purchased.”
This is actually maul before he went to the scrap yard in clone wars.
depression:exists
kirin and miro: allow us to introduce ourselves
seriously dude your dogs are adorable
as someone with depression, dogs can really make your day better
@@aksestarset or worse
@Dave Beckett you are such a sick person you little piece of shit i just want you to know that GET HELP
Lmaoo the Robots movie reference everytime he upgrades is just _chefs kiss_
not many remember that movie, like treasure planet is one of animation´s forgotten gems
His "I'm innocent! I'm Innocent!!!" kills me EVERY time i swear to god
"Where you From. BRAZIL"
Zanny: LAUGHS AS HARD AS HE CAN
😔
It is sad how devs make Brazilian characters ... In street fighter, there is the blank who is a green monster, in CP there is a psychopath with a grenade nose. That's how Brazilians are lol,
@@guilhermealves5482 mano mas o ozob é um personagem brasileiro criado pelo jovem nerd por um rpg de podcast que ele fez a muito tempo, foi ele que mandou a sugestão pra cdpr de incluir esse personagem no cyberpunk
@@nyahjzt-7430 tlg inclusive foi um dev br que trabalhou nele e talz, eu ate achei ele engraçado kkkk. Mas passa uma ideia negativa do brasil para quem nao conhece o contexto
@@guilhermealves5482 Negativa? Só um brasileiro normal em seu dia a dia
Plot twist: Arasaka were actually behind the death of Keanu’s dog and that’s why he started the riot
OwO
@@Ilkanar go away you furry degenerate KAR EN TUK
@@Ilkanar OwO whats this
fun fact: this ozob clown is a character from a RPG made by Jovem Nerd, a Brasilian team, that made a cyberpunk campaign, some years before this game. The campaign and Ozob became so famous that the developers added him in the game, and they even brought the guy from the RPG to voice him in portuguese.
and yes he has a hand granade for his nose
Zanny:* commits mass murder around night city *
Also him: I'm inoccent!!
Zanny: I’m in a computer dimension
I think you mean the matrix
“If you listen very carefully you’ll hear human rights being violated in the background”-zanny the absolute legend😂😂😂
We both commented the exact same thing on the same day but only you got all the likes 😥
@@mortemgloria3162 fr? That’s cool I’ll go like yours now
@@somto944 haha thanks dude
China Realizing They’re Near The Philippines: It’s go time boys.
This comments section is so wholesome are you sure we're on UA-cam?
"if you listen closely you can hear human rights geting violated"
im dying
11:13 let me translate:
Hello, goodbye, yes yes
Zanny: "I want a chicken nugget, shaken not stirred."
Me: "Excuse me, what?"
I don't know, it is understandable. Chicken nuggets with the spices stirred in isn't as good as shaken...
never heard of barbque powder?
@@mr.spaceaids5379 I've heard of it.... but... your point being?
@@ancient256 they put it in a container together with the hot greasy chicken nuggets and shake the shit out of it
because of the grease the poweder sticks creating this flavor bomb of deliciousness
@@mr.spaceaids5379 hmm... Interesting.... then what would be the procedure if I were to stir the chicken nuggets instead....
Customers: this game doesn't work
CDPR: *flicks hair* "I missed the part where that's my problem"
Ehhh... to be fair they will probably fix it in working order unlike say Bethesda where fixing the game is entirely up to unofficial patches.
Still, would have been nice not to be betrayed in the first place.
“I have fun with cyberpunk 2077 so you won’t have to”
*you’re saying like it’s a possibility. my 20 frames can’t handle joy*
Fan fact: Ozob was made by two Brazilian youtubers and they added it to the game
*The Senate has been looking forward to this...*
@Luke Henson It's not the jedi way!
I am the Senate!
@@thesenate3125 Not yet
NO I am the senate!
@@blindinghornet9079 It's treason then
Robbers: "AND DONT FUCKING MOVE A MUSCLE"
Zanny two seconds later: "Got some new gear
Zanny : I love the music
CDPR :Say no more
"Goodmorning Night City!"
*night time*
Human rights violated in the background💀
DAYUMMM ZANNY IS A SWEATY BOY #questionsWITHKEANU
Wut
Irrelevant
Bro your boba fett re-edited video was amazing
I am French and I can confirm that when someone says “bonjour, au revoir, oui oui” they are fluent in French
Hello,goodbye, yes yes. I am now fluent in English
привет, до свидания, да да. I am now fluent in Russian.
“Hi, goodbye, yes yes,” the most coherent man alive.
“Upgrades people upgrades... thats how we make the dough” love the Robots reference
The way he brought back that "I don't wanna fight you flash"
"I don't wanna fight me neither" in circle, that was wholesome. He definitely watched 'Tenet'.
I love the fact the everyone grabs the van and sneaks around in that one mission, but you actually dont have too, because every enemy sees you as an employee. You can literally just walk to the objectives. Learned this the funny way.
"If you listen carefully, you can hear human rights being violated."
Shots fucking fired LOL
Cracked me up, but tbf it's American media propaganda, similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more
@@louisking1393 Whatever you say Mr. Chinabot. Say hi to your overlord Winnie from me.
I heard they kill the muslim
@@rockybalboa1929 nah, thats why US military do
"I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077"
Are you sure about that?
Acting Male 😳
Hello there.
Yo I loved your Cyberpunk video
Woah it's almost like there is a reason so many people have 100+ hours in the game . Who woulda thunk
@@Webi People have thousands of hours in Black Desert Online and give it negative reviews, your logic is flawed.
The “shard transmitted disease” ruined my rip with laughter lolololol
I like how Zanny hits a guy with his car, then pleads innocent
Cops: "Murder Suicide."
In his defense, the cars are sloppy (wink, wink)...
"I KNOW CDPR LIED BUT IN THEIR DEFENCE THEY WANTED MONEY!" 😂😂😂 I'm dying dude.
How did they lied? I do not understand.
@@user-yo4bo5ww2y they lied about the Performance of the game.
@@holycrusader1677 Really? Because what I remember they originally wanted to delay it one more time because they knew that it is not complete, and it was us, comunnity who send them death treats. So it is only logic that we got unfinished game what will must be finished while people will play it. They also said that perfomarence is better than they expected, not that it is perfect or good.
@@user-yo4bo5ww2y They lied about how it runs well on consoles they kept pushing back the release date and when it finally came out it's a buggy piece of shit
@@noriakikakyoin1423 They never said it is running good on consoles, they said it runs better then they expected, they were pushing back release date for a reason, sadly they did not push hard enough so they had to fix the game while people playing it already.
I can guarantee, The reaction that Zanny gave when he found that free car is the same reaction you would get when you just got a PlayStation or Xbox.
Cloneboy: watch those wrists rockets 13:26
"You can hear human rights being violated in the background." That's the exact kind of dark humor that just warms my cold, dead heart.
Zanny: “Never doubt the evening swan!”
Me: “Could use something more futuristic to match, what about, the Cyber Swan?”
13:46 WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
1:44 "Oh Look it's the people disappointed at this game!"
LMAO!!! THAT MADE LAUGH for strait 5 mins....
Toby Migur: exists
Zanny: I can milk you
worst spelling I've ever seen
Toby Migur moment
Toby Imgur
Tomby Migier
Zanny is the most funniest gamer I have ever seen.
He's not serious, he just has fun.
2:20 Made me laugh hard throughout the video and still keeps us back in reality. Zanny is a genius, respect ++
"I try not to pull the pin when I pick my nose" then why the frick your replace tour nose with a fricken grenade
He didn't. Others did.
"Don't worry, the sniper is silenced. *gunshot* ... I think."
It's confirmed, Zanny is going to Brazil.
Ohyesbaby
im new to him , can ya explain the whole brazil thing plz
@@vidyaghongate9155 it's an old joke because of Tweets from Brazilian people always stating, "Come to Brazil!" to different celebrities. It's kind of creepy but eventually, it becomes a meme on the internet.
@@justincholos.balisang6884 oh , thanks !
"Why would anyone pick the double jump over this" I guess he doesn't know about THAT little broken mechanic in the game that's pretty much better than any cars and fun and hilarious AF too.
2:19 This is exactly why I watch Zanny XD
Alternate title: I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077 because you won't get to
I almost cried of happiness when I saw Ozob in Cyberpunk, for those who don't know, he's character originated of an old(7 years old) Cyberpunk rpg podcast. So much pride
“the French...betrayed me?”
*_yEs YeS_*
Zanny: no takemura!
Me: You could’ve saved him!
When he said "I don't know how to flirt"
I felt that
“If you listen very carefully you can hear the sound of human rights being violated”
Ah, the sound of my rights being violated and the smell of tear gas outside my window. Just great
Hong Kong?
@@troll3296 Cyberpunk but in real life
that music bug at Brigitte reminds me of a similar one I had during a mission, but with other "music"... I got stuck with the motor sounds of that fast car out of the cave and everytime I turned or moved my character, it made that high pitched "vrooom vrooom" sounds. tripped me off until I reload the game and it was gone 😂
Lately i have been sad because i have had a lot of problems with a lot of loved ones , thank you for making me laugth with your videos, thanks a lot man
My reaction to Zanny playing Cyberpunk
“Yes give me more!”
Pervy, that you?
MORE*, GIVE ME MOOORE!!!
" If you listen very closely, you can hear human rights being violated." Lmao
"If you listen very carefully you can hear human rights getting violated in the background"
And that's the last time we heard from him. RIP zanny
Me when zanny says « you are relieved of your life » instead of « relieved of your life privileges »
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
"I know CDPR lied, but in their defense, they wanted money"
Pretty soon this comment sections will blow up with Sun Tzu quotes
- Sun Tzu
*Sun zoo
2:20 got me weak af
11:18 au voir means goodbye
"Engram? Ever play Destiny?"
As a Destiny player I highly approve
“Let us leave the red light district I need a shower”
I beg your pardon Zanman?
sir zanny drooping standards like its hot
The dog from John Wick lived in real life, and the actor who killed him in the movie even spent the rest of his time on set with the dog
Best part of that stealth segment is he literally could walk right in front of all of them and they wouldn’t have cared 😂
"Its not a bug its a feature" ~Todd howard
Zanny: "Doesn't feel that impactful either."
Woman: *Gets decapitated*
10:06
Grenadeface is what I'll call him. All I could think of when I saw him was taserface
When ODST music plays, “I’m going to cry” is the default emotion to that shit, it’s soo good
"It's not a glitch if you visit a brothel." Sun Zoo
Zanny on CyberDrunk:
Manages to get car after searching for an hour
Zanny on Soberpunk:
Fixes gamebreaking bug with prostitute, finds Legendary Mantis Blades, Divided we Stand, and Skippy the talking Gun
Dont drink and game kids
The grenade spec you get from ozob is actually pretty lit for exploiting the game for crafting mats XD
2:20 "u can hear human rights being violated" lmaoooo
man really escaped brazil with a grenade on his nose
Now we see how truly terrifying brazil can be
Maul is just a simple man trying to make his way in night city
You forgot that he's also Italian ^^
That ODST nostalgia hit me harder than expected. Guess I'm doing another playthrough. Thanks for helping with my weekend plans, Zanny!
"Its so beautiful so immersive it's like I am in China, if you listen really closely you can hear human rights being violated in the background"-you absoloute legend
😂😂
@@somto944 it's so coincidental
You could have saved Takemura in that mission, he didn't have to die
Thank you Zanny for your sacrifice
The sound track to this game is absolutely banging! Worth playing just for the music. Refused recorded the Samurai songs. There isn't a bad song in the game.
Actually two the batty hotel song y'know ratatatata and that I shoot holes in the sun love listening to the radio but immediately turn the radio off when I hear either
Have you ever heard of the tragedy of the dirty Mr. Hands? If you don’t, good. You will be scarred once you figured out what happened to the actual Mr. Hands.