I finished Cyberpunk 2077 but at what cost
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- Опубліковано 9 січ 2021
- I wasn't emotionally prepared
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►Outro music: Jazz In Paris - Media Right Productions
• Jazz In Paris - Media ... - Ігри
yoooo I found that song ua-cam.com/video/tv39hBSqJ18/v-deo.html
This video makes the game seem funner than it actually is.
@@themagnus2919, no.
The magic glove has spoken.
Pog
Nice catch amigo, that song deserves everything.
BRIDGE [F] [Cross bridge with Alt]
You forgot the miro comercial brake.
“The M in Maul stands for the meat he’s packing”
-Sun Tzu
@Ludimeel Sorbo’s backup It's pretty obvious
M - meat
A - he
U - Is
L - Packing
Thiccc maul
the guy with something Dyslexic Yoda.
@@theguywithsomething8634 makes perfect sense lmao
I’m the 1000th like. Speaking of 1000, Darth Maul has satisfied 1000 women with that 7 incher.
Zanny when he sees a fat NPC
“So any way I started swinging”
Awoooooloooooooooooo
Noice
If only it can be done in the real world.
They fly now?
They fly now
IAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM
BATMAN
"those who are high of weight, zanny's bat is their fate"
-Sun Tzu (The Art of War)
*bars*
bars
bars
"Did they have to leave this gaping hole in my chest" you know the game's good when even zanny gets hit with the Comrade's Hammer Of Feelings
“Im not gonna cry”
*beat drops*
“I think I’m gonna cry”
Lol
😂
Time stamp
Lol
@@Chris_no_father_figure 15:15
"Did you do it?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost you?"
"70 dollars and my GPU"
140 dollar he bought it twice
@@goofymode8205 lmao why?
@@iambryn2012 He bought it on Xbox One and it was a terrible experience. Frame rate drops and bugs and all.
@@iambryn2012 ua-cam.com/video/fleTMuHHowI/v-deo.html 🤣
should i get it on ps5?
“Remember, no Russian.” “Your fruit killing skills are remarkable!”
Oh no
Captain mcmelon
That “nuke” pistol was a gold mine for “One shot, one kill” jokes but you didn’t use it.
If he did he'd probably miss a lot more
“Professionals have standards”
"If you hit a fat man with a baseball bat they shall fly"
Sun zoo
Tzu*
@@suntzu3905 the man
The myth
The raider
@@suntzu3905 r/woosh
@@connoranderson7336 that’s not a whoosh, that’s when the joke flies over their head, he was just correcting an error.
@@lolbobPlus I believe the joke is that the name is spelled incorrectly...
Zanny missed the perfect opportunity to say “I’m ready how bout you”
all of us when Zanny posts a new video
It's because he wasn't ready none of us were
He also missed the opportunity to not say "One shot, one kill" with the one bullet gun.
Rip Emile
@@Trademarked26 literally
"Why is leaving with her and dying amongst friends not an option?"
So who wants to tell him it was if he'd have done the final mission differently
😊
“Why is leaving with her and dying peacefully among friends not an opinion” dude! Call panam!
"Where's Tobey? Is he safe? Is he... alright?"
Im afraid that in your anger you...killed him.
Hello there
@@fmrts2
General Kenobi.
@@aaeve5676 You are the chosen one. You will bring balance.
" I missed the part where that's my problem."
When there’s no Kirin commercial break: it’s treason then
at 8:19 there's a Kirin cam
Thanks, no need to even keep watching this.
@@faithfuldread4617 You saved this video.
Nugget I’m afraid I’m going to have to arrest you for supreme stupidity
If your Johnny friendship is above 70% when you have to pick the ending just stare at him for like 5 minutes and it lets you do the secret ending
How do you know the percentage?
@@AR_77 It's not the percent, it's specific dialogue choices when you look at Johnny's "Grave".
@@Leafy46 Exactly, it's not the percentage, but the correct dialogue can give you the percentage IF you complete all of Johnny's requests, it should bump up to 70%.
A good indicator of if you got it right after the fact is what Johnny says about V when talking to Kerry, he'll either say that the two of you don't get along, or he'll say "Kid loves me".
The secret ending still sucks because you get exactly the same ending except Rogue live. But everything else is the fucking same
"Why is leaving with her to die peacefully amoung friends not an option"
*laughs in the superior ending*
"Many fat NPC's were harmed in the making of this video."
“I heard the campaign was short, not farquad short” - zanny 2021
There are those that think little of him
Oh, forgot it was a new year
" you cant suppress a f**king nuke, gina"
“Edna”
@@homeboydino1706 well it is new new year
“HA HA HA HA! Did you just quote Sun Tzu?! Do you even know who you’re talking to?!”
-Sun Tzu
“HA HA HA HA! Did you just quote Sun Tzu?! Do you even know who you’re talking to?!”
-Sun Tzu
@@romanhurtado2828 “HA HA HA HA! Did you just quote Sun Tzu?! Do you even know who you’re talking to?!”
-Sun Tzu
"i'm Not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry"
"okay the beat just drop i think im gonna cry"
me too man, me too
“Is this a destiny boss, how many bullets”
How can you say something so controversial yet so brave?
i love that quote so much
How is that controversial lmao
As someone who plays Destiny
I could not agree more
This is not controversial
@@shootthechicken2583 Navota would like a word...
SaltedCuredBovineSticks LLC more like sanctified mind, riven is easy
“They’re angry, must be the Capitol building” never has a statement been so true in my entire life.
yes
yes
Doesn't matter who's in office someone's angry outside the Capitol building-Sun Tzu
just realized what he was referring to now
When I first played the game, I decided to help Hanako because I didn't want to put Panam and all those cool people at risk. The ending you get with that one isssssssssss pretty effing dark. I reloaded and did the "good" ending where you ride into battle with Panam and then leave Night City. What an awesome story, bummer that a bunch of the side quests and stuff leave things unresolved.
Not really, there is no good ending
@@Robopup325 I mean, there are endings that end with hope and endings that definitely do not. I'd call that good vs bad.
@@MightyManotaur22 I suppose so, but in that case the arasaka ending is a good one
exactly the same, the hanako ending really messed me up
You can leave the city with Panam depending on other side quests you did, I left with her and the nomads.
Don't rush the main story, most of the content is in side quests and they affect your game.
the game is still so shit I have to rush the mainstory so I wont have to play it any more than I have to
@@Misterkettukettu how about just don’t play the game like at all if you treat it likes it’s a job and you’re on a shift
@@captainguyman7382 I bought so it, so I will..? And in what part did I say I treat it like a job?
"The chamber carries one bullet!"
Well, yes, technically they all do
Not if they’re duplex rounds.
Or a shotgun shell.
@@gameragodzilla for tru
Liberals: Visible confusion.
*laughs in Texan*
Laughs in malfunctioned gun
Zanny:picks ending with rogue
Why can’t I just go with Panam
Me: laughs in different ending
Panam ending is the best one. Good thing I chose correctly
@@SpartanMatt117 yeah, it not like it takes you back and lets you chose a different ending instantly or anything
@@Vic-Valentine if you haven't done the side quests then no, it doesnt take you back to do that ending
@@shiveredmytimber3148 it takes you back before the point of no return, aka you have time to do side quest
@@Vic-Valentine thats what I meant
"Any last paragraph"
i laughed so hard my girl jumped up :))
"They're angry, it must be the capitol building"
Underrated
Damn if only Zanny called Panam instead of Rogue this would've been such a hyped ending
Well, he DOES say he could get the other endings
The other ending in my opinion was better with panam
He suddenly started liking Panam unlike the previous videos...so I'm guessing he might try that ending out later
“If they’re obese, then hit them like a beast”
-Sun Tzu
Underrated. But you should have spelled it right (Sun Zoo)
@@HuyNguyen-wm4qu no it's actually spelled (Tzun Su)
@@stan5794 It's an inside joke dude
Zanny: Looks at innocent kids
Also Zanny: Tries to pull his gun out
As they say:
there are no happy endings in night city
"The moon is a strip club? "
"Always has been"
Oh my... I love it
Where is Doom Eternal? Is she safe, is she alright?
It seems in your anger zanny you forgot that game.
NOOOOOOOOO
You made me remember the existence of that game but Zanny still has the AC Vallhalla series to finish so i don't know if we will se DOOM very soon.
Meanwhile star wars bouthy hunter is crying on the corner
@@untipicostormtrooper2098 yeah!
Rip and tear rip and tear
Zan man is literally the funniest guy on this platform. Just binged watched his videos
zanny: kills 4 people in a row with a submachinegun in cold-blood,
also zanny : *FIRE*
6:40 imagine fighting against a naked person going berserk with mantis claws while schlong’s flopping everywhere
I can imagine that happening in cyberpunk
I love how the final choice of dialogue with Panam are all just different ways of saying the SAME thing. That's good writing
Bethesda is so proud
the beat at 3:27 dropped harder than my kids out of an eleventh floor window
damn bro
“Is this a Destiny boss?” As a destiny player: no, he moves. And he isn’t a skyscraper. But, your basically right.
The campaign was still longer than zannys sober streak
I know you from the Black Ops 3 campaign.
Fatguy minding his own business
Zanny: And away we go
congratulations! I'm the 100th Like on your Comment!
@@PseudoTrace I didn’t even realize people thought it was funny thank you everyone
Me: "I enjoyed playing Cyberpunk."
Internet: "Die Heathen!"
10:17 "Okay, VAAS" bro ilysm for that i cant
Zanny:Finishes Cyber Punk
What did It cost?
Kirins Commercial Breaks
Kirin grew so fast
I remember when Kirin was a puppy
Don’t go there
@Modernwarfare Dickson you must be new. Approximately 1 and a half years ago, zanny got a puppy. Since then most videos got a Kirin commercial break were we just got to see Kirin. Most of us kinda saw him grow up. Recently zanny got a new puppy to keep him company and his name is Miro. This year is gonna be Miro commercial breaks. This video didn’t have one tho which by all rights, is a crime
There’s a secret ending where, when you discuss a plan on what to do, you are given 2 options, wait 5 minutes and a third option becomes available.
but I don't know if he has fulfilled the requirements for it
You need to be level 50 to do that
@@kiruuchiha9994 nah, there are some specific requirements in the conversations with johnny, go watch xLetalis video about it :)
That mission hurts
@@kiruuchiha9994 well if you wanna kill enemies in this ending in legit way then yes you should be above 40 lvl at least. But if you use launcher prostetic with sedatives then if you dont get hit you can get into boss fight that way but boss fight will be painful :)
"We're gonna steal a military bomber" -Sun Tsoo
"Wait we're doing a 9/11? I don't know about this one" -Some guy named Zanny I think
Zanny sees a fat person in real life: *exist
Johnny's voice in Zanny's head:
"DO IT."
@Ludimeel Sorbo’s backup It's not the Jedi way.
Zanny: I finished cyber Punk
Me: what did it cost
Zanny: my twitch account
Zanny: *Sees child*
Child: _I'm in danger_
"The first order is at it again". -. Zanny 2021
3:48 "can you give me some personal space please" lol these cyberpunk npc's are really something
Fat guy: gets hit with a bat
Also fat guy: And so I started flying
Be tellin his grand kids
@ANIBOGI WANG-NOBI AH yes
They fly now?
They fly now!
Please continue the river quest, it’s pretty good, and he’s straight lol, he even gives you an awesome revolver.
funny you didnt let jonny sing it by taking a pill, when you do it, the crowd goes wild, and that blond guy says :"yes let's do it again"
Zanny: You wanna watch me play Cyberpunk?
Me: I said maybe
Zanny makes a slow mo guys/ Achievement Hunter reference
Probably just me liked that
I thought I was the only one.
I have been looking for this comment
It was peak male preformance
9:35 his reaction is priceless😂😂
I like how Zanman says oh Johnny’s gone and I’m gonna die when there was an optional choice to stay in V’s body
Zany: dose not pay rent Sence the beginning of the game.
Mr Dikavich : REEEENT!
Edit
"many large NPCs were harmed in the making of this video"
love your commentary during playthroughs my dude. You got yourself another sub. (Kingdom come was the deal breaker. F'kin' hilarious)
16:21 always found it funny how he says "I'm drinking to johnny", lost everything when you repeated after him
nice video
Guess who's back, back again
Zannys back, tell a friend
@Ludimeel Sorbo’s backup *(guess who's back) I wasn't even gone
Cyberpunk: "You have committed evil in its purest form. I appreciate your good will, but I cannot be grateful for the loss of human life you have caused."
Also Cyberpunk: "...anyway here's a new gun go shoot some more guys in the head, wheeee!"
"my nuke just missed, I'm doing my best impression of North Korea"
Man I love these videos
Zanny I just wanted to say your videos have gotten me through some really dark times your so funny and your videos always brighten my day so thanks
The “ok Vas” (idk if I spelt it right) and “remember no Russian” jokes were the best 😂
"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
Sun tzu
6:28 I love the photo that explains very well the situation he used for censorship. Also his reaction too. Lol.
The thumbnail is an accurate representation of my playthrough
I forgot this game existed to be honest lmao
Same
Same
I put 40 hours into it and I forgot
Anthem be like
Holy shit dude lol
14:30 Exactly how I felt. I've beaten the game fully twice and played the different endings about 4 times. And I've cried each time.
3:54 "God's plan" flashbacks to that one Halo video
Love how both your twitter and twitch links take you to error pages, thankfully not many people go by Zanny so I still found you on both. Love your videos, can't wait to see more!
Zanny realizing that no one notices he is a rockstar and then elevator plays his music
Zanny to the elevator: You got a friend and me
600 pound wamen
*gets hit by a bat with spikes on it
The wamen - "FLY ME TO THE MOON, LET ME PLAY AMONGST THE STARS"
Just finished the Johnny and Panam endings, and dude you gotta play the Panam ending it's so much more satisfying
13:05 "insert yourself"
If that isnt enough consent for 2020 I dont think anything will be
Despite its bugginess, I still love Cyberpunk for the parts that matter. The combat, the characters, and the story.
"That sounds like some movie bullshit."
- Sun Zu (The Art of War)
Whenever zanny watched a fat guy fly into the air, the other civilians disappeared by the time he looked back down
Zanny in a nutshell when playing Cyberpunk 2077:
"I'M INNOCENT !"
I chose to let Johnny inhabit V' body and that ending was even sadder. For such a buggy mess of a game it really got my emotions flowing.
All the endings were garbage
No disintegrations boba
How's running Jabba's palace going rn
2:46
Me in the bathroom after taco bell
Johnny's pistol is actually super op with proper setup
be glad you chose that ending (leaving V´s body) i finished the game 2 weeks ago choosing to let johnny live beacouse he has something to actually live for and that ending will fuck you up so much, i cried so fucking hard
"Johnny's pistol is weak"
Not in bullet time with headshots it ain't
Its always weak compared to end game V's gear.
Exactly, it's such a let down. The guns been hyped up since you've first used it with Johnny, seemed like a handcannon, and when you finally got your hands on it it was just disappointingly weak. Only if it would come with extra Crit Chance/Crit Dmg or Headshot multiplier stats like every other gun in the game.
@@gvl1260 Well, I could understand if the rare version (I would let Johnny give you the rare version with the exact stats of the current legendary one so that you can upgrade it via crafting and make it a monster in its legendary version) was super weak because Johnny was a rocker boy AND he himself multiple times stated that he had reputation, fans and overall cult of personality BUT money were never something he had a lot of.
For example in the mission with the painting when V asked him if he was on the moon or in space - Johnny answered him/her essentially with "With the money I had while playing with my band? In my dreams."
So, it would make sense that top tier merc that is actually really rich would have better guns than Johnny's rare gun that wasnt fine tuned at all. (Lorewise it makes sense.)
However, the Legendary crafted version should be something like +400 electrical damage + 30% shock chance (the shots can be truly breathtakin') + 100% crit chance + 300% crit damage + 250% riochet damage AND with super penetration perk that the bullet penetrates more enemies at once, if no enemies are present bullet can go through wall - hitting enemy hiding behind it. So that Johnny's weapon after V does a little tinkering with it is actually OP as hell because I LOVE the weapon style, look but its just pathetic compared to Revolvers and other possible pistol options like Overture (or any of its iconic versions) or Comrads hammer.
@@Dark_Voice Yeah, you and I are on the same page. Though one would argue about the gun's potency lore wise; like it's custom made, one of a kind gun of Johnny F. Silverhand, it wouldnt be that far out to be a little bit more beasty. We are not talking about a sportscar just a gun, if he could afford a custom made gun as he very well could've, it also could've been a bit better than what we eventually get.
Agree with your assessment that it would've been better to get the gun in epic or rare variety as you get most iconic weapons, and then you upgrade it as you see fit. Then you truly have not just a good lookin' sidearm, but a powerful one at that. I remember I first used the gun to mop up the remaining Maelstrom goons at the dock after the mission's ended, just to test it out, and man it was a peeshooter. My upgraded Dying Night had bigger crit dmg than the Malorian...
@@gvl1260 Agreed, but we have to remember that gun is like 60 years old. More upgrade options would be good to have.
"They're angry this must be the Capitol Building" was the greatest line I've heard so far this year
I haven’t been feeling good too lately and this gave me a good laugh. Thank you Zanny.
The constant wonderwall gets me going. Awesome zanny. Don't know the original time you used it but, never stop.
“They’re angry, this must be the capital building” lol I couldn’t stop laughing
That gun is the epitome of “one shot one kill”
"Maul does have some meat down there"
Omg whoever wrote that comment during the stream, I love you
1:10 destiny being my favorite game that was so true
The fat people thing was not a glitch it was just Zanny showing 1% of his raw power.
00:48 They're angry, this must be the capitol building 😆😆
The alternate ending is you give the body to Johnny because then the body excepts Johnny’s brain as being the host and he can survive but sending Johnny to cyber space ultimately kills both Johnny and v permanently
CD Projekt Red: *puts in comrades hammer*
also CD Projekt Red: "I serve the Soviet Union."