The new Hitman game is just pure nonsense
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- Опубліковано 21 січ 2021
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8:46 more like a true businesspan
Punished Dogo, more like needs more punishment.
Panishment*
I believe its businessman
@@lmg6831 either someone got wooshed or is tryna fake a woosh
@@lmg6831 bruh
“Cause of death?”
“Frying pan. Then chicken. Then banana.”
“Wow.”
“Then he was shot in the face.”
@Just a random femboy yes
@Just a random femboy more like bore ragnarok
@Just a random femboy "give my fish and my clown suit.... And I'm ready to go"
some say zanny killed 5 targets with grenade then the grenade exploded
"then he was hit with muffin"
Not just the hitman but the hitwoman and the hitchildren
They're like animals! And I hit them like animals!
I HATE THEM
Hitchild*
@@BJovanovic1987 it sounds stupid if its "hitchild" do you not know the reference
@@spude850 I know it's an Ep 2 reference, yes.
Racist, did you just assume a hitowman? Oh man you are getting cancelled, lemme steal a nike store too
“This is Gordon Ramsay disposing of mediocre cooks”😂😂😂
Both on regular “Hell’s Kitchen” and whatever the child cook version is called.
@The Devil Zanny missed the chance of saying Chef Bezos.
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE!
😂😂😂😂
"I can poison the fast food!"
"Kinda redundant, but ok"
*GOOD JOKE*
I only just now noticed! It is, in fact, a great joke.
When does the podcast start?
Soon™.
@@thatnewpodcast6130 well you got a new sub from me anyway
I look forward to it
“I suck at the new hitman game so you won’t have too”
Not to worry Zanny, I still suck
Lmao
He changed the title of the video, lol.
@@spongemanicecone2548 Aw, well I still suck
He sucked for you so you won't have to suck but when he saw your comment he said "if this guy still sucks why am i still sucking? Omg i am sucking for no reason."
Then he changed the title.
In short you suck and i suck for writing this dumbass comment.
@@franticpotatoes4432 we*
Me: The evening swan retu...
Zanny: meet the black PANther
yes
The showdown of the century: The Evening Swan vs Hitpan
Better than endgame
6:56
oh nu the feels
Hitman: a serious game about assassinations and death.
Zanny: frying pan goes bang.
The evening swan cannot be stopped
you mean bonk
@@nrcwarface544 nahhh it's bang
Panhandling? I guess assassin pay has suffered.
_Flashback to dressing up as Big Bird in Hitman Blood Money_
Nah, Hitman isn't a serious game lol
"Agent, are you still there?"
"Nah he's everywhere."
XD
"I forgot this game had a story." is basically my experience playing all the new hitman games. I'll screw around, complete a mission, and then, boom, story is thrown at me and I'm like "oh yeah, that's a thing."
I was really pleasantly surprised by 3's story, personally. But yeah, most people don't pay attention to the lore.
@@OinglorBoinglor To be fair we're here to creatively murder people not for another conspiracy thriller
I forgot it had a story until I read this comment, and Zanny said it like 9 seconds ago
@@OinglorBoinglor Honestly the lore INSIDE a level is way more interesting. Thats why I love maps like Mendoza or New York because it has really compelling targets
@@OinglorBoinglor Thats because the Hitmans exposition is awful now
“What does this button do?”
*Launches a million-dollar ballistic missile at an innocent, unsuspecting Norwegian children’s library.*
“Oops.”
Younglings are expandable.
don't you mean "perfect" ?
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial That's a perfect shot for sure.
@@kendi5391 indeed
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial perfect experiment indeed
7:44" When that beat drops, so will you" 😂🤣
2:46 💀💀💀 “Where’s the lamb sauceee”
Zanny: Skips the entire murder mystery level
Also Zanny: “This mission was pretty lame”
When you’re a serial-killing hitman, murder mysteries are weak sauce
@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, you MAKE murder mysteries.
@@offscreen6578 or you just run through the front door shooting everything
yes
@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, there is no mystery, only murder.
“Once a evening swan always an evening swan”-Sun Tzu
*Tzu
*An
“I am very disappointed by this”
-Sun Tzu
@@Punched_Kuze Lol
"This is very true"
-Sun Tzu
0:13 not to mention this guy has a literal barcode on the back of his bald head he should be easily identified by everyone
Wonder what happens when you scan it
No one knows about 47 though. For all they know it could just be a personal tattoo.
Maybe it would be 50% off on hit pans new steak
@@bullymaguire745 in the lore hitman has a barcode because it’s like a keycard to identify him in the cloning facility but in the game hitman blood money if you scan his barcode it brings you to a page on Amazon “6inch double dildo super fun adult toy colour pink”
@@user-bp5gx5rw9z Nice
Zanny: Throws literally everything under the sun at a man
Also Zanny: Smoothly done Agent 47
I love how he skipped over a murder mystery and then went "this level sucked."
Murder mystery doesn’t matter if you outdo the murderer by murdering 40 other people
@@wafflescripter9051 then its no mystery who the murderer is
@@wafflescripter9051 there’s no murder if no one sees it
I was half way away from solving it my first playthrough and then the lady walked under a chandelier and I couldn't resist.
POGGERS
"What does this button do?" _Drags the entire server out of the rack._
"He has muffin to say" i completely lost it when i heard that lmfao
“Where is the LAMB SAUCE?!” *hits the guy with the frying pan* “WELL?!”
I died laughing when I saw that
That shit had me rollin 😂
More like "FLYING PAN"
@@revivrevalchn3503 I both love you and fucking hate you
@@17matt95 r/angryupvote
“This level was so boring”
Plays it like a gears of war game, and doesn’t solve the mystery
I tried to do it but the butler didnt give me the information so I killed the women and took the case file
@@matthew_jones the butler isn't supposed to give you the information, you're supposed to find it lol
The murder mystery is not that hard
@@XmasTree no i wasnt able to tell him the time of death was 10
Pretty sure thats because he got bored by the first mission. Its the games fault.
3:41 "I have become death The destroyer of worlds"
Damn zanny knew about openheimer even before the movie D:
You know Oppenheimer was a real person, right?
Bruh that quote has been a thing for 60 years... are u fcking stupid?
@@rtixboi4193 yea i know but not everyone knows oppenheimer
Most people came to know about oppenheimer after the movie
So i was just suprised zanny knew about him
2:00 the best gordon ramsay impression ever I died laughing so hard.
"WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" he said killing a man by throwing a frying pan at mach 5
😂😂
Calmly
This would be a great animation 😂
now search the body
Canon
“And this is hitwoman”
Twitter: So you have chosen, death
Don't worry Zanny, I'll save you with my *_Gender Equity Beam_*
twitter itself, its company, and it's fandom is garbage. it's so crap even pewds and i left it
better just leave if you dont wanna lose brain cells
@@LavaCreeperPeople who gives a shit about Pewdiepie's opinions lmao
@@greentaigo2552 many people also it's not just him who thinks this lol
@@LavaCreeperPeople i am aware, I don't like Twitter, but I really couldn't give two shits what Pewdiepie thinks about it
Gordon Ramsey just called,
He’s very proud.
No actual Gordon Ramsey would beat him to death with a leg of lamb for the accent
6:05 _"not really sure what to do or where to go next _*_BUT_*_ I have found some cocaine so things are going pretty well."_
You pretty much described my teenage years...
"There is only one Evening Swan, and he's staying alive."
-Evening Swan, right before immediate death
I'm inclined to disagree.
Me when there’s no Kirin or Miro commercial break
“this is outrageous, it’s unfair!”
At least we got a puppy in a t-shirt
4:39 “Don’t ask” Lmao
I love how zanny does the best mission with the best storyline(imo) in a brutal manner discovering nothing about the mission
‘Is this Scott Sterling?’
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEN- oh...nope, he died. Can’t be him
I was looking for this comment
Zanny: What does this button do?
Shuts down the whole damn system
The man channeling his inner Rapunzel with those savvy frying pan headshots.
I think I saw a ps5 box during the merch plug at 7:09
TRAITOR!
"Is this Scott Sterling?"
"THE MAN"
"THE MYTH"
*in unison*
"THE LEEEEGGGEEEEND... SCOTT!!!! STERLING!!!!”
SCOTT STERLING!!!!
"1 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER!"
"2 TICKETS TO PARADISE!"
"3 TIMES A LADY!"
*in unison*
"44444444444 EVERRRRRRRR YEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!"
69 likes, not gonna touch it, sorry.
I nearly died cause I wasn't expecting a reference like that.
“What’s he doing now? Oh he’s crawling from the goal and ..oh my GOD THAT WAS AN AMAZING IDEA!!”
I wanna live in a bunker, MADE FROM THAT MAN'S FACE!
“I suck at the new hitman game so you don’t have to”
Too late zanny, too late
Oof
"I am become death destroyer of worlds" TWO years before Oppenheimer!!
Zanny is a time traveller!!
Zanny: “I have to play the role of a rich businessman”
Also Zanny: “GeT oUt Of My FaCe, PEASANT!”
This is why I love this fuckin guy. Keep up the good shit, man.
How did you become such a great chef
Zanny: The secret ingredient is crime
Zanny: “Say your goodbyes, go on.”
Daughter of target: “Goodbye dad.”
Zanny: “Alright.”
*hits target with pan*
Me: 😂 “She basically sentenced him to death.”
That Scott Stealing reference caught me off gaurd
"ITS FOOKING RAW" as he takes the chicken leg while it's cooking
6:22 Killer Queen has already touched the floor
The evening swan is a man of many faces
Gordan Ramsay
The cheddar knight
And a dj
"There can only be one Swan!"
Me: Are we just gonna ignore the Black PANther?
Are we just going to ignore ME?
@@night_swan Yes, feel very ignored.
@@coolercolderbear well, your doing a lousy job ignoring them
More like the evening span .
I love the refrence to Gus Johnson "Just a TOUCH!"
zanys videos are so rewatchable its insane, ive watched this 4 times just to hear, "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE"
Radio: Germaine? Are you still there?
Zanny: Nah, he’s everywhere
It's actually Tremaine tbh if you listen carefully
Next title should be “ Johnny Sins kills again”
Why is ur logo a cross?
What’s wrong with my logo being a cross?
@@elijahdavis5128 “hurr durr religion bad”
@@kiwisontoast I would like to hear your reasoning behind that. From every standpoint religion is the thing that drives all societal desires and is what most countries were founded on
@@elijahdavis5128 I'm fairly certain that he was making fun of the other guy.
I just noticed when zanny is trying to take away the shirt from miro the Ps5 he bought is sitting right next to him.
I want more Hitman, Zanny. It’s been two years since a video on this game, and this is one of my favourite videos you’ve ever uploaded.
Me in school, contemplating if I have time to watch the Zanman
“Yeah, I’ve got time”
"And this is hit woman"
Guess she's the punchline
Wait. This scenario would mean Zanny was playing as a Mighty Morphin Power Stranger.
Equal rights, equal lefts
Hey Bobby G , how Yvraine going?
@@xFirtewx Splendid my friend.
2:07 but…
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE!
If he were any other chef I wouldn’t have made this joke.
“I forgot this game had a story”
"Nobody will notice, if there's nobody to notice" Sun Zoo
😂 "Sun Tzu"
@@RedSpicyKiwi r/whooosh
zanny whenever he kills someone with the pan:
“Another happy panning”
6:34 return of the evening swan
3:40 Zanny was soooo ahead of his time with this one
That quote was the shit 70 years ago
Zanny: Goes for unique kills
Me: Still committing warcrimes three games in
"Say your goodbyes"
"Bye Dad"
"Alrighty then"
*yeets the pan
The ad profundis shirt is amazing
I might actually buy youtuber merch for once
Gg Zanny, it was a very good marketing decision making them funny channel memes and not just a logo
***coughs dream***
Zanny was really on point this video! I can see a real improvement in his video's quality since he began! Great work and keep it going, I love you man
Me: The Evening swan retu-
Zanny: The hit pan
This is honestly one of the funniest gaming vids I've seen in years. Props
8:29
Why are you booing him? he's right
7:28, so you could say that party ended with a "bang" 😂
Agent 47, other aliases: the evening swan, discount Gordon Ramsay, “Shef”, DJ Zanny
The Cheddar Knight
@@maximedelice6691 I wanted to write it but I didn’t fit with the video
"I'm going now"
Mutters "To the afterlife"
"Bye my dear!"
"Say your goodbyes"
Tosses a frying pan upon his head.
Thank you Zanny, this was perfect.
That ‘smoking kills’ line was actually so badass
"Can everyone STOP quoting me!??"
-Sun Zu
I made this “you don’t have to” comment so you don’t have to.
He changed the name
I made this you don’t have to comment on the you don’t have to comment so you don’t have to
"Agent Swan, coming in."
Me: "The Evening Swan has returned. And he's looking for revenge."
Recently found your account and it’s now my favorite content been watching all your videos you’re hilarious keep it up
Zanny’s English accent sounds more like a dyslexic Welsh person rather than Gordon Ramsey.
08:17 this DJ killing man!
“The way that is the way is not the ordinary way.”
-Confucious
This is golden!
I love how Mira is sorta confused when they wear the shirt but is just happy to be there (also Mira in a shirt looks so cute)
"It is a proven fact that generosity makes you a happier person" - Sun Tzu
2:21 I like how the toilet didn't like him so it assisted in killing him by raising the water level.
Literally wearing my evening swan hoodie while watching this
Gotta say that's the most underrated Gaming Channel I have ever seen on UA-cam. Discovered that last week and can't stop watching it, lol
The, "Where is the lamb sauce!?" Killed me.
"To bring death upon thy enemies, thou shalt becometh Death thouself"-Sun Zoo,The Art of War
The Evening Swan is now bald
He's not bald, his hair just has that much stealth
its 12:30 and my dad is sleeping next to me, while im dying of laughter. Much love man
This is one of the most underrated zanny videos...the amount of jokes you managed to add...
2:44 “Where is the LAMB.SAUCE.”
I will never unsee this
3:36 inaccurate Gordon would never apologize
"Well, my gun has a silencer, so it's still *stealth* "
Dang, I heard this guy's cooking skills are Killer.
“I’m Jeff Bezos” Don’t insult 47 like that
“I suck at hit man so you dont have too”
into
“This just pure non sense.”
6:26 Tremaine, are you still there?
zanny: nah, he's everywhere 😂
Hurls pan while screaming "WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" was top tier timing!!!
Magic Is Heresy
1:33 I present to you...... chef bezos
....
3:50 "Oh baby I hear the blues-a callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs"
“Just look for the one bald guy in the entire club”
But... what if he is wearing a hat?
There were many bald people