I love how they dropped the more serious stuff like playing instruments, helping in surgeries, education/learning and physical rehabilitation in the trailers but they didn't elaborate further.
>claim your shitty piece of plastic with a 480p camera attached can revolutionize brain surgery >refuse to elaborate further >drop kinect support entirely from the xbox one and leave
Because that stuffs boring to talk about, but it was used. My grandma fell and the rehab team used a kinect to track how her progress was coming along at the home. I saw them in schools as a competitor to smart boards.
@@OHHHHUSBANT Not necessarily, a pretty strong argument would be that the kinect was meant mainly for gaming (considering it was bundled with an xbox). Here in Australia, if it doesn't function for its main purpose, it can fall afoul of misleading/deceptive conduct laws. Really depends on how bad the Kinect was though, it doesn't seem like it was THAT terrible to contravene a trade law, just kinda bad.
@@domini384 until the kinect delay is the cause for an unfortunate patients death during intense surgery. “Damnit the kinect isn’t responding man, how do we find the scalpel we left in this guys chest cavity?”
can't imagine how stupid those people felt just waving their hands around for no reason, the way that cello player really immersed herself into the role is just comedy gold
well they got paid for that so they are completely fine with it i guess. However, there are some people who actually paid for the kinect and never even used it. I mean probably 95% of the people who had it never used so who is feeling stupid now?
And it can’t detect little jogging so it makes you literally use all of your energy making your knees touch your chest as fast you can so you can just run.
it is super advanced and could very well do that, but you need a computer and custom software for it, i hacked mine to detect my movement in vr, and it works better than a vive tracker, it is super precise
@@nagiaoe2434 Typical, nobody thinks about the disabled. What if I had chronic arthritis? How am I supposed to drone strike a school if I'm physically unable to hold a controller? The military need to get with the times, it's frankly disgusting how they treat the lesser abled when it comes to using predator drones
Daniel Ayy aha I literally said “xbox, play” on my xbox and suddenly I found myself playing the pc X) Does the xbox really have that? I mean does the xbox one still have voice commands? :)
The amount of people who joined COD lobbies with crying babies, barking dogs, beeping smoke detectors, and rap music blasting all at once is my soul memory of the Kinect
+Drobitsky Oren I have great suggestions for a slogan: "We are Microsoft. We developed windows 8." or "Did you like the kinect? Yeah, we neither." or "Xbox one. Because all of your friends have it."
Imagine you get shot in the chest and get rushed down to the hospital your about to die your life flashes before your eyes there's only seconds left and the doctors whip out the kinect
@@Deadsea_1993 The Wii sold many units because of its motion control gimmick. It didn't work well. When the Wii U hit, it failed miserably because all the soccer moms and grandmas that bought the Wii didn't know the Wii U was the next console.
@@seinfan9 . Wii sold well cause many bought it for health reasons. Plus it was a family console. Wii U did badly cause the awful name and lack of support. Many others and I thought that it was an add on to Wii
It does, but for some reason all the games that use it only care about your forearm and like, your left chesticle. It's surprisingly powerful when hacked and used for weird stuff on PC.
Its true evolutionary purpose was going to be what you see in Black Mirror episode 2, not legit entertainment. Corporate jackals and oligarch toadies are going to jackal and toadie, afterall.
this is actually one scenario where it might work, since it'd be more of a hands-free tool to control a computer that might contain important info, but then again you'd probably have an assistant do that for you.
Can we please never get children on stage in E3 anymore? It's one of the most cringeworthy stuff I've ever seen. 2023 edit: RIP E3. Such a shame, always looked forward to it each year :(
This is so painful to watch, I hope all those actors get a paycheck large enough to cover the funeral expenses for the part of them that clearly died during the performance
Adam The actors aren't cringing, though. They were probably well-compensated, perhaps they were even given an Xbox-plus-Kinect. Unless, of course, they were paid SAG scale - in that case, a couple hundred bucks isn't worth the embarrassment.
geoff get's a lot of (deserved) hate for being the doritos pope and his cringy gaming awards, but at his core he is genuinely a decent journalist who isn't afraid to trick gaming corpos into spilling their spaghetti on camera and revealing things either about their upcoming projects or about their corporate practices.
@@thegibblypuff6218 yeah, sucks having to dumb down your comment to the point of mirroring others format and everything just to get likes. Better off posting intelligent jokes like this than doing that, youre doing a good job.
Dear crowbat, your ability to tell a story without saying a single word is absolutely amazing. The way you show reality with such honesty and depth is something very few can do. Your videos have a way of leaving a lasting impression and offering a fresh perspective. What you’ve achieved in visual storytelling is truly special. Never change (too much).
@@MrCrackerJack420 And I like how on that game specifically, the game ended abruptly at the end. As if the kids weren't even playing and just acted that they were playing recorded footage.
Jeremy Mckay ah The Duke.. memories. Xbox says something and that makes it true, even though nobody complains about a controller because they work. There will always be people who complain about everything though and you can't please them.
I remember I was playing Borderlands 2 with a friend online and he had a few other friends over. Kept trying to get Vermivorous to summon (very low chance of happening). Finally did it and were fighting, boss was nearly dead. One of our other friends starts saying “Xbox off” over and over, friend disconnects. He managed to get the kinect to turn off the Xbox right before we killed the boss that took us nearly an hour to spawn
I thought you meant that XboX was gonna get above PlayStation, Nintendo etc. while being hated more than ever cause of the Kinect xD But then I just saw the scene and realized that my first thought fits pretty well too xD
well duh I remember having it and besides it being a fun little novelty I got bored of it and went back to the controller even for watching movies on my xbox after about that much time maybe less.
I don't think the issue was the concept itself, the problem was the games, if Kinect supported Third Party games with VR capabilities it would be awesome, it's the perfect technology for it.
welllll... imagine getting a great job in video game industry and then some cocksucker CEO tells you "Okay Josh tomorrow you dance on stage in front of millions of people or you're fired" you don't really have a choice.
It won't work. I've played the violin for quite some time and I can tell you air violin is just for fun and absolutely worthless if you're trying to make progress. Even a desk is better than air if you're practicing vibrato.
At the beginning i fell for it, until the character on the screen looked over his shoulder at the Ship in front of him, when the actual player hasn't even moved from the previous pose
Such a throwback lol, I remember being a little kid thinking this was gonna be the way things would be now but I'm so glad I couldn't afford it, I just watched on the side how bad it went
The doctor scene in the trailer was so outrageous like imagine dying of bloodloss and your fucking doctor can’t do shit because he’s too busy fixing the kinect Edit: NEVER-FUCKING-MIND THERES A BOMB DEFUSING SCENE
I can’t even imagine just sitting in the hospital about to go under surgery. And the surgeon just whips out a Kinect ands like, “alright let’s get started”
You’d die before that thing even turned on. The doctor would still be setting it up and attempting to get it to sync and work while the patient would be a skeleton.
@@FangzwithaZ I mean when they get asked what their cringiest life moment was they can just whip out UA-cam and show it, dont know when that would be useful though😅
Ironically, the only reason my parents would let me have a video game console when I was 9, was because the Kinect would allow me to be active while playing.
Let's be real. Even if it worked perfectly, there's no way I'm getting home from work and play a game using my entire body or holding and waving my arms awkwardly to play.
Anyone with half a brain could tell the sensor tech wasn't ready yet. They could have made it an eye-toy type thing marketed at little kids and families and spent only 1/4 of the money they did.
@@renjithjoseph7135 I mean, even thinking about it just for a second it seems like utter horseshit, one camera in a fixed position? Your not going to be able to direct much with that at all...
@@TheOLsnaps Because of the hype, i had a friend when i was young that bought a Xbox 360 with the Kinect, he played with the Kinect for like 2 days and that was it.
i know how bad the kinect looked when they showed it in 2009 but belive me how much fun i had while playing kinect sports with my family as a kid.... Those are memories i will never forget. I still have the same xbox and the same kinect and i still play on it sometimes even tho i got a new xbox series s. Its just something in the xbox 360 that always brings me back into those family celebrations. Or playing minecraft/just dance with my cousins. Best years of my life.
I remember getting it during Black Friday 2010. I will admit, I was blown away during the project Natal stage. Played it throughout 2011, and now in 2023, it sits in it's original box in the garage. LoL
Except for the times (particularly during the football demo) where the video is playing SLOWER than the actor by about a second at points. That, at least, is accurate to the real life Kinnect experience.
I completely forgot this thing ever existed in the first place until I came across this video again after so many years, looking at this is already making me feel old since it feels like it was ages ago
The title of this video will change to "the fever dream of Xbox" because we're currently in the real dark age of Xbox.
oof
Harsh... but fair. The Kinect actually had SOME use-cases. Switching weapons in Skyrim with voice commands was a solid QoL improvement"
xbox has had nothing noteworthy in 2024 lol
didn’t expect a comment after 8 years.
I was just about to ask. Explain why please, I totally don't care about Xbox normally
“This wasn’t acted. She felt the need to reach down.”
That’s because it was acted
I see you watch Scott the Woz.
you are so dumb i want to poop my panties
Hey All
@Francisco A G noob
@@Ze_eT noob
“The patients condition is critical, what should we do now doctor?”
*Pulls out Kinect*
Stand back, I've logged 250 hours in Trauma Center for the Nintendo DS
It’s illegal to be this funny lol
"we need to defuse this bomb, what do we have?"
*Pulls out Kinect*
The future is a few years ago my friend
Patient:go to HE-BEE BEE BEEP BEEEEEP
I imagine every actor after finishing up on stage, they went back stage and said "fucking tough crowd," and smoked a cigarette. Even the kids.
The kids just popped a stogie and said “man what a rough day”
At that day, children below 10 grew a beard already with hollow eyes from the hard work and developed crippling depression
_“Man this crowd is a hard sell, gotta shill harder”_
Especially the kids.
ESPECIALLY the kids.
I love how they dropped the more serious stuff like playing instruments, helping in surgeries, education/learning and physical rehabilitation in the trailers but they didn't elaborate further.
>claim your shitty piece of plastic with a 480p camera attached can revolutionize brain surgery
>refuse to elaborate further
>drop kinect support entirely from the xbox one and leave
BOMB DEFUSAL 💀
Because that stuffs boring to talk about, but it was used. My grandma fell and the rehab team used a kinect to track how her progress was coming along at the home. I saw them in schools as a competitor to smart boards.
They actually still use kinects today for real world applications. Nobody wanted to see that stuff in a gaming event, but yeah it was a legit thing
@@bend.7590no shot
*has skateboard*
*plays a game simulating skateboarding*
We'll always be left to wonder what the point of "scanning" it was too.
Theroux
Especially because his hand wasn’t in the way when the scan was complete
Because he cant do a bs 180 irl
That was skate 3, and that never happened.
anus he can’t do a kick flip tho
I'll never stop laughing at how they pretended you could play a violin with Kinect.
Yurumates I'll never stop laughing at how they pretended the Kinect could actually recognize simple gestures.
Yurumates I'll never stop laughing at the Kinect.
SladeBallard I'll never stop.
i'll never
Ill
The only thing Kinect is actually good at is finding shadow people that live in your house.
Oh that could be me
kinect: *player 2 has joined*
me casually playing kinect sports: "hol up"
BTs 😀
Bloody aliens
So that's not normal?
I’m honestly surprised Microsoft didn’t get more backlash with the Kinect, they straight up committed false advertising.
Chances are, every ad has a disclaimer like that at 0:25 (lower-middle) where they say that "depictions are purely visionary" or some shit.
I mean, technically, it's not false advertising because it does work
Just very very very poorly for gaming
@@OHHHHUSBANT Not necessarily, a pretty strong argument would be that the kinect was meant mainly for gaming (considering it was bundled with an xbox). Here in Australia, if it doesn't function for its main purpose, it can fall afoul of misleading/deceptive conduct laws. Really depends on how bad the Kinect was though, it doesn't seem like it was THAT terrible to contravene a trade law, just kinda bad.
First time?
nobody really cared enough to call em our lol
If the Kinect had actually scanned that skateboard, that kid’s fingers would’ve shown up on the selection screen.
Damn you right
No because the ai know this is a skate
Boost Killer 1. no it doesn’t lmao and 2. the ai doesn’t know the design under his fingers, let alone that his fingers aren’t even part of the design
@@ian-hm6cx f off and shut up mr Stein
Kinect knows photoshop.
This is rocket science stuff
"It's not about reinventing the wheel... it's about no wheel at all"
I guess we know why it never got anywhere.
Ziabetus BA-DUM-TISH
Ziabetus I wish I could like this comment about a thousand times over lmao
benzlover55 maybe that's why it crashed and burned
hahaha savagw
Ziabetus 1000th like
Imagine walking into a surgery and seeing a kinect bolted to the wall.
The technology in Kinect can actually be useful for the medical field, as for gaming ....no
😂😂😂😂😂
@@domini384 until the kinect delay is the cause for an unfortunate patients death during intense surgery.
“Damnit the kinect isn’t responding man, how do we find the scalpel we left in this guys chest cavity?”
"Hey doc how are you gonna remove the tumor in my head with a video game system?"
Man im about to see my grandma
can't imagine how stupid those people felt just waving their hands around for no reason, the way that cello player really immersed herself into the role is just comedy gold
well they got paid for that so they are completely fine with it i guess. However, there are some people who actually paid for the kinect and never even used it. I mean probably 95% of the people who had it never used so who is feeling stupid now?
The girl's gamerscore is about as legit as her acting.
Which one
Tiger thing tho
dtanobo
Got your comment as soon as that part came on.
Fart Tony and mic drop
@@EETDUK Every achievement is worth a gamerscore or something. It's just worthless points to say you're good at shit.
I will never stop laughing at how they pretended you could perform surgery, defuse a bomb, and play a symphony with Kinect.
Yea sure the thing is accurate enough to sense a movement not more than 1 inch.
And not delay like 1 seconds
And it can’t detect little jogging so it makes you literally use all of your energy making your knees touch your chest as fast you can so you can just run.
it is super advanced and could very well do that, but you need a computer and custom software for it, i hacked mine to detect my movement in vr, and it works better than a vive tracker, it is super precise
Nick Ostrowski big brain move right there.
@@nickostrowski183 would you mind telling us how? Or maybe link a couple sources?
“Sir he died trying to diffuse a bomb with a Kinect controlled robot”
"Poor bastard got the red ring"
“20 dead after Kinect prototype failure.”
“Don’t worry we can still save him with the Kinect operating surgeon!”
Funny, predator drones are actually controlled with 360 controllers
@@nagiaoe2434 Typical, nobody thinks about the disabled. What if I had chronic arthritis? How am I supposed to drone strike a school if I'm physically unable to hold a controller? The military need to get with the times, it's frankly disgusting how they treat the lesser abled when it comes to using predator drones
"It's not about reinventing the wheel, it's about no wheel at all."
And just like a car without wheels, it got nowhere.
DAMNNNNN
😄😄😄 burned
canned 9's legit sounds like Daenerys dialogue in Game of Thrones 😂 “im not gonna stop the wheel, im going to break the wheel”
@@zahtmi >reddit
never speak to me again
Xbox:BEEE BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP
This is what happens when people who don't play video games make decisions about what new videos games they should make.
I've missed you bro 😂
where are you dude , miss you a lot
We all miss you Serenity. Please come back!! 🥺
UA-cam is better now that you have stopped uploading
**LITERALLY EVERY GAME MADE THESE DAYS**
"look at the water"
"we can go anywhere"
*can literally only go down with the river stream*
Their perspective on reality are highly limited.
Daniel Ayy aha I literally said “xbox, play” on my xbox and suddenly I found myself playing the pc X)
Does the xbox really have that? I mean does the xbox one still have voice commands? :)
@@ramage7646 I believe you need the Xbox One Kinect to use voice commands.
VR explained really quickly
Wait hold up
**Yeets Xbox into the river**
The amount of people who joined COD lobbies with crying babies, barking dogs, beeping smoke detectors, and rap music blasting all at once is my soul memory of the Kinect
You can't forget the infinite echo when two kinect players would join a lobby.
All the same kind of person too.
Ahhh the good old days
That’s what happen now with ps controllers that come with a mic
@@dardanm3544 Oh my who thought that was a good idea?
Ah the late 2000's when EVERY console wanted to be the wii
Even Sony did it with PlayStation Move
@@henningmx2114 Really?....honestly I that it was a Wiimote with a disco ball
HenMrtz X8 At least the Sony version performed better and wasn’t advertised under a 100% bullshit premise.
The late 2000s is just under a thousand years away from now
TheGhostKidney7 no kid, nice try
If i saw my surgeon using a kinect to help with his procedures, i'm outta there...
The kinect is so precise that it freaks out because its just too good.
+Drobitsky Oren Yea XD i guess they realized how stupid it was and were like "Screw it. It's gonna sell millions anyway."
+Drobitsky Oren I have great suggestions for a slogan: "We are Microsoft. We developed windows 8." or "Did you like the kinect? Yeah, we neither." or "Xbox one. Because all of your friends have it."
+Drobitsky Oren I agree.
+Dan the Man | Funny Videos! Your dentist probably uses an Atari Jaguar
I like how when he’s pretending to play Jedi the character does everything before he does
It's cause high ping
@@ImRafaelPL negative ping.
He practiced it for so long
I cringed so hard on the kinectimals acting
@@ImRafaelPL - 400 ping, it´s before he does, not after.
That guy Don Matrick single-handedly handed this generation to Sony
Literally, and they never recovered from it.
Don Matrick is the unsung hero of Sony
Xbox One and Series X generation. They never recovered from losing the generation where everyone built their digital libraries.
It pisses me off so badly the amount of overexaggeration, false advertising, and straight up lying the gaming industry is allowed to do.
The kinect wasn’t broken if you know how to use it properly.
@@Sydney_Angelyt Yeah you're right. It wasn't broken.... IT WAS SHIT
*Microsoft is allowed to do
it's moslty because our law makers are old and don't know much about modern technologies
@@ramboj7924 Ubisoft etc do it too
Imagine you get shot in the chest and get rushed down to the hospital your about to die your life flashes before your eyes there's only seconds left and the doctors whip out the kinect
Why the hell would I want to imagine that?
@@queenpurple8433 it's a joke because they really think that doctors would use the kinect in surgery
Boneless bananna and then you wake up and the doctors are in there playing COD zombies preferably BO2 zombies
@@nutmeg9005 it's kind of funny actually... XD
just turn off my fuckin life support bro
“These experiences can’t happen on any other console”
*Shows wii sports bowling*
What about Arnold?
Kinect and Move were obvious ripoffs of Wii. They failed cause Nintendo actually made their product part of the fun of the game
@@Deadsea_1993 The Wii sold many units because of its motion control gimmick. It didn't work well. When the Wii U hit, it failed miserably because all the soccer moms and grandmas that bought the Wii didn't know the Wii U was the next console.
@@seinfan9 . Wii sold well cause many bought it for health reasons. Plus it was a family console. Wii U did badly cause the awful name and lack of support. Many others and I thought that it was an add on to Wii
I like your pfp
This is probably one of the biggest lies in gaming history. They were up on that stage just bullshitting us completely.
you believed it. That's how smart you are
@@blob5907 Says the kirby pfp goofy one
@@warpdarkmatterAnyone with any profile picture could say it, it is still 100% true every time.
"It instantly mimics me on screen."
*Avatar breaking each and every bone of its body.*
Maybe he’s a contortionist?
@@giuseppeianniello1998 LMAOOOOO
1,58 zip xbox360 and zip code is a 8,51Mbps of a directory 5he directory that allows the user and I didn't
@@azziouzecherrati9024 eminem real silent after this
WABAM!!!
I can honestly say, I've NEVER wondered what the bottom of an avatars shoe looked like.
bobdole461 Speak for yourself
Well BAM there it is.
Liberal Decay >every separate vertebrae of the avatar’s spine twists spirally to the left as its leg shatters itself
I have more often than not wondered what's inside the head of those developers.
David it’s a lot of white noise with, if you listen carefully enough, faint voices whispering in Latin
"The kinect has the power to analyze movements better than the human eye....."
wat
It does, but for some reason all the games that use it only care about your forearm and like, your left chesticle. It's surprisingly powerful when hacked and used for weird stuff on PC.
It has the potential.
But ...
Its true evolutionary purpose was going to be what you see in Black Mirror episode 2, not legit entertainment. Corporate jackals and oligarch toadies are going to jackal and toadie, afterall.
Don't you know that the human eye can only see 30 FPS?
*10 cause that's all my peasant box gets on animal crossing
Imagine going in to get brain surgery, and the surgeon boots up an Xbox
run just run!
Lol
this is actually one scenario where it might work, since it'd be more of a hands-free tool to control a computer that might contain important info, but then again you'd probably have an assistant do that for you.
Can we please never get children on stage in E3 anymore? It's one of the most cringeworthy stuff I've ever seen.
2023 edit: RIP E3. Such a shame, always looked forward to it each year :(
pikachu896 Couldn't agree more. It was terrible and i know they're kids but still
Wholeheartedly agree. That was painful to observe.
pikachu896 "Watch out , a waterfall!"
Big Boss Oh no captain hook
"Whoa"
This is so painful to watch, I hope all those actors get a paycheck large enough to cover the funeral expenses for the part of them that clearly died during the performance
;D
Oh my goodness. Did you have to go in that hard? Lmfaoo
They probably didnt
BIG OOF
😂
Imagine this, there's a bomb in your car and the guys that are supposed to defuse it pull out a kinect.
I take my chances on my own
thats GG for sure
"I don't give a fuck if you need to rank up in MW2 the terrorists are going to rank up off the 20+ kill streak if you don't diffuse this shit!"
Imagine the Kinect is the bomb.
Hahahahahaha
13:00 "The Power of Xbox, Simplicity of Kinect and Intelligence of Bing", sounds like the lamest power rangers transformers ever.
This is honestly still so incredibly difficult to watch. The secondhand embarrassment kills me.
Funfact that noone cares about: Germany actually has a word for secondhand embarrassment, it's called "fremdschämen"
universeClips Echt jetzt XD
Adam second hand embarrassment = cringeworthy. lmfao i love it
Adam The actors aren't cringing, though. They were probably well-compensated, perhaps they were even given an Xbox-plus-Kinect. Unless, of course, they were paid SAG scale - in that case, a couple hundred bucks isn't worth the embarrassment.
Adam you like that don't you? (4:15)
"The future is NOW!"
Everytime someone says it, something disappointing happens.
unless they say "the future is now, old man!"
THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE
Kinda sounds like a cursed word for gaming marketing.
"VR is the future"...
2050 here... still playing call of duty quadrinfinitebattleroyale warfare...
@@jadegabriel4380 its almost like saying "you and what army?"
that's basically asking for it
"the kinect is better than the human eye" lmao that is just so outrageous
Facts
Pleasure seeing you here
interesting you are here
Faxx
Fax, no printer
16:05 - The way Geoff put that pencil-neck in his place was brutal. I love it.
geoff get's a lot of (deserved) hate for being the doritos pope and his cringy gaming awards, but at his core he is genuinely a decent journalist who isn't afraid to trick gaming corpos into spilling their spaghetti on camera and revealing things either about their upcoming projects or about their corporate practices.
As I move, my avatar instantly mimics me
'Avatar has a spasm'
That was my favourite part
and BAMM!
Merlin Tube i
That's gotta be at least ten broken bones in there.
He should have faked a spasm to make it less embarrassing
Imagine going under anesthesia and the last thing you hear is your doctor saying, “shit red ring” while they’re using a kinect.
Big oof
only a select few of us will even develop a glimmer of understanding for this.
Downloads what’s the point here
@@thegibblypuff6218 yeah, sucks having to dumb down your comment to the point of mirroring others format and everything just to get likes. Better off posting intelligent jokes like this than doing that, youre doing a good job.
Downloads lmfaooooooooooo
"What Microsoft is doing is not about reinventing the wheel... it's about no wheel at all"
Forgot about that golden line
A Rt It is.
I saw this comment exactly when he said it
What's that a reference to?
makes me wonder these ppl run the business
Fucking westorosis
that clip with the kid pretending to be licked by the virtual animal still makes my skin crawl.
💀
None little girl would do this
Even if she is too young and innocent
Cause thats how I wanna play a tactical 3rd person shooter, opening and closing my hand
haha
who during development for that looked at that gesture and was like "yes that looks natural"
srsly tho imagine yourself taking years to line up a shot
ClassicGameFire Just a kind reminder to all toy enthusiasts Mike Mozart is back. Cue star wars xbox dancing game music.
Imagine playing R6S with the Kinect, leaning and proning will give you unbearable cramps for hours
“Kinect scan my skateboard” covers half of it with his hands and it still comes out perfect
@Matthew Singer this ain’t for skaters buddy lol
Not only could it not work in 3rd party apps like they advertised, it didn’t work in games it was designed to work with
You can see that theres some timong gap between his moves and the television, which means he is only playingback a video, not playing a video game.
@Matthew Singer most skateboarders I knew had an Xbox 360 though. They would play Tony hawk games too.
@Matthew Singer it's not dumb to make fat greasy gamers think that actual athletes would want to use a kinect
I’ll never stop laughing about how, for the Star Wars game, they pretended a cutscene was actual gameplay.
literally the whole thing was fake lmfai
Yeah, essentially at 1:53 where the character on screen moves before the acter.
fucking lie
Cringe
Bruh ...😂😂
Dear crowbat, your ability to tell a story without saying a single word is absolutely amazing. The way you show reality with such honesty and depth is something very few can do. Your videos have a way of leaving a lasting impression and offering a fresh perspective. What you’ve achieved in visual storytelling is truly special. Never change (too much).
"This wasn't acted..."
"SKiTleS, thAtS eNOUgh! HEhehEHEhehE."
"That tickles"
Cringe x100
“Oh no!”
Dramatic look
“CAPTAIN HOOK!”
Yep, totally not scripted!”
@@MrCrackerJack420 And I like how on that game specifically, the game ended abruptly at the end. As if the kids weren't even playing and just acted that they were playing recorded footage.
@Coder boi Fist Bump!
When did anyone complain about a controller?
thomasbrke when Microsoft released the original Xbox controller.
Jeremy Mckay ah The Duke.. memories. Xbox says something and that makes it true, even though nobody complains about a controller because they work. There will always be people who complain about everything though and you can't please them.
Legit the only people i can think of who would complain is people without hands LOL
thomasbrke Microsoft's investors did when Nintendo sold 100 million Wiis
When Microsoft brought in a bunch of idiots and did a focus group on how to turn the Xbox into the Wii
Wow! The technology is so advanced the characters move before the players do!
💀
Mason Awsomepants lmao
No its the sharingan eye of kinect
I played Kinect games and motion tracking was so painfully bad it was decades before Wii's sensor bar
Mason Awsomepants
1:53
I remember I was playing Borderlands 2 with a friend online and he had a few other friends over. Kept trying to get Vermivorous to summon (very low chance of happening). Finally did it and were fighting, boss was nearly dead. One of our other friends starts saying “Xbox off” over and over, friend disconnects.
He managed to get the kinect to turn off the Xbox right before we killed the boss that took us nearly an hour to spawn
Wow, that's awful. Also, funny to see in a poor design.
Two things I hate more than just about anything at the same time, waiting an hour to get a rare boss to spawn, and voice commands, truly evil.
Those E3 press conferences are even MORE cringeworthy now
I didn't think it was possible
+thesilentcontempt FIST BUMPP
+thesilentcontempt It honestly does make RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAACER look pretty tame
that giant black women literally kills me with the cringe
+Thomas Green I didn't see that as cringey I thought it was kinda cute, kids just being kids
+ekmad I miss modnation racers
“eat my dust y’all”
*Is in last place*
She meant when they come up and overlap her
I thought you meant that XboX was gonna get above PlayStation, Nintendo etc. while being hated more than ever cause of the Kinect xD
But then I just saw the scene and realized that my first thought fits pretty well too xD
@@downfromthereeefters *when you're so far behind, your competitors see you ahead*
EaT mY dUsT y'AlL!!
Could ya imagine if your teacher said "Alright kids we're gonna take a test on DNA structure" and she pulls out a kinect.
Stunt Miner That teacher would be lit af.
XboxStation SwitchU How?
or opens an interactive website that models the structure of dna in 3d on a computer for free
3 hour later she say ¨take it easy kids i will get it working.
Teacher would accidentally slap a little kid in the process probably.
Even if Kinect worked perfectly nobody would want to play like that for more than ten minutes
well duh I remember having it and besides it being a fun little novelty I got bored of it and went back to the controller even for watching movies on my xbox after about that much time maybe less.
I don't think the issue was the concept itself, the problem was the games, if Kinect supported Third Party games with VR capabilities it would be awesome, it's the perfect technology for it.
"What? My gamerscore is 100% legit."
That's some porn acting if I've ever heard it
How could you fake your gamerscore?🤔🤣
@@nwno4176
modding to get achievements
''..mkay :j''
Time?
KutThroatSaturnZ
7:47
this was... Hard to watch
it really is
What? Not a fan of the all mighty corporate hype machine?!?
I suppose they just took it too far.
The cringe is real. I especially hate when they're using children.
haha. funny thing is i was so pissed when microsoft was forcing kinect. It was like gagging you with a tongue depressor.
"when I start making movements, it instantly mimics me on screen"
*character spazzes out and breaks every bone possible*
Yea that def wasnt a good look hahahaha
Plottwist that actually happened on stage
To its credit, that was the least fake thing during the entire reveal and probably the least cringy as a result.
😄
@@nh-rm5jt ahahaa u said plot twist meme fellow redditor xDD
Imagine, being on the your hospital bed and before they put you on anesthesia you see an xbox kinect.
Imagine about to pass out and you hear the Xbox achievement sound lol
Imagine they boot Star Wars Kinect dancing mode in the middle of the surgery
I would assume I had already died and was currently in Hell
you’d never wake up
Those adults pretending to play on stage is literally the definition of selling your soul
😂😂🤣🤣
god damn rigth
welllll...
imagine getting a great job in video game industry and then some cocksucker CEO tells you "Okay Josh tomorrow you dance on stage in front of millions of people or you're fired"
you don't really have a choice.
@@Alixdkari lmao
I genuinely wonder how long they practiced it before hopping on stage
Bro imagine being kidnapped and hooked up to a bomb and the Navy Seals come in with a bomb removal unit, and they break out an Xbox 360 with a Kinect
I think I would rather go deigo go to heaven tahn wait for them to figure out how to save me.
I'd be relieved that my life was in good hands
When in doubt, use a Kinect
Reminds me of the it crowd with the bombs disposal robot.
“This fucking lag, bro”. 🤨
Has anyone ever used a fucking Kinect to play the violin?
KaiUchiha15 how is that even supposed to work
It won't work. I've played the violin for quite some time and I can tell you air violin is just for fun and absolutely worthless if you're trying to make progress. Even a desk is better than air if you're practicing vibrato.
KaiUchiha15 I think the better question is: has anyone used a kinect to perform surgery?
KaiUchiha15 500th like
Aye lmao We hope not
The idea that this glorified motion sensor would be used in a surgical setting is bafflingly absurd
I wonder if anyone actually fell for the actor mimicking a Star Wars video and pretending he’s doing it
Me..
@@wavestrider2160
read my comment
Me too...
Eh, even my non-gamer family can see through it lol
My kid sister fell for it tho
At the beginning i fell for it, until the character on the screen looked over his shoulder at the Ship in front of him, when the actual player hasn't even moved from the previous pose
That first ad is still probably the most pretentious and misleading commercial I've ever seen.
Not as bad as the Fyre Festival trailer my dude
*in life or death situation, defusing a bomb*
*using a fucking Kinect*
“My gamer score is 100 percent legit.”
How do you do, fellow kids?
kachow! What
@@___aaron.m7930
How do you do fellow UA-camr?
mutalix good and you?
shut up reddit cringetard
@@makasuevu but the "fellow kids" isn't exactly a Reddit meme, you're the wrong one here.
Such a throwback lol, I remember being a little kid thinking this was gonna be the way things would be now but I'm so glad I couldn't afford it, I just watched on the side how bad it went
you liked it and you still want one
"Can we make YOU the controller?"
that has got to be the most corporate slogan I've ever heard
‘My gamer score is 100% legit’
‘Yeah right’
*‘Okay’*
Acting 100
Gamer Knowledge *Over 9000*
God, the cringe
Bruh that's an Oblivion NPC dialogue
Mashed Potatos 💀💀💀
Imagine you were about to get an operation and the last thing you saw before going down under is that the surgeons were using Kinect
David Savage No no let me Use my gun no Need för you
*kinect loses calibration*
RIP!
CANT BREATHE
David Savage A dead man
I like how you can actually see the mess ups, when they regularly happen. You can't hide the faults with something interactive like that.
"DOCTOR, THE PATIENT IS DYING!!!"
"One second, need to reconnect with Xbox live"
_/\__/\__/\__________________
We lost him doctor
Family: How did you lost him?
Doctor: We forgot to connect the WiFi
The doctor scene in the trailer was so outrageous like imagine dying of bloodloss and your fucking doctor can’t do shit because he’s too busy fixing the kinect
Edit: NEVER-FUCKING-MIND THERES A BOMB DEFUSING SCENE
We need strong WiFi for this surgery
Doctor:
Shit I forgot the password
I can’t even imagine just sitting in the hospital about to go under surgery. And the surgeon just whips out a Kinect ands like, “alright let’s get started”
my fight or flight would kick in faster than it ever has
"Just kill me rn doc"
You’d die before that thing even turned on. The doctor would still be setting it up and attempting to get it to sync and work while the patient would be a skeleton.
Red ring-o- death
@@pnoyd3132 *we need another kinect stat! This man is dying*
"The controller is a barrier"
I can play any game with a controller, with Kinect you can't.
Tru
What is with disabled people, who can't stay up. The controller is the best option for them.
And what about people without hand
@@Roxp2 they can't play kinect either
Just dance
Remember when the Ghost Adventures crew used a Kinect to "prove" ghosts were "real"?
u a real one for that xD
imagine you are about to have brain surgery an the surgeon busts out an xbox kinect
That's almost as crazy as the amount of times I've seen this same comment dating back years. Hope you get your likes
@@ajwtube Okay but like who really cares? Most people will see this comment laugh and move on, it's not that deep
Id just get up and leave, open head and all
@@follilolli5648 unoriginal people suck, it doesn't have to be deep.
"Xbox, Record That"
“My gamer score is 100% legit”
“Yeah right”
“Ok”
*Years worth of cringe right there*
When did they say that?
@@RhysGBiv 7:55
LMFAO hard cringe
Gamer Score ™
Åkaej
This was sooo uncomfortable to watch, the poor actors, especially the kids
Imagine those kids watching that 20 years later
@@FangzwithaZ I mean when they get asked what their cringiest life moment was they can just whip out UA-cam and show it, dont know when that would be useful though😅
I must say that username is pretty clever
Yo youre old af
I cringed my teeth out
Ironically, the only reason my parents would let me have a video game console when I was 9, was because the Kinect would allow me to be active while playing.
Looking back, it feels unreal this was an actual event.
Early 2010s were truly weird.
@@charlyrob7334 I was 12 when I saw my brother watching this n I was like that looks cool
especially so given how people regularly praise advancements in controllers now
skittles thats enough, please
@@MartinBielkovic 😵💫
Let's be real. Even if it worked perfectly, there's no way I'm getting home from work and play a game using my entire body or holding and waving my arms awkwardly to play.
Anyone with half a brain could tell the sensor tech wasn't ready yet. They could have made it an eye-toy type thing marketed at little kids and families and spent only 1/4 of the money they did.
@@renjithjoseph7135
I mean, even thinking about it just for a second it seems like utter horseshit, one camera in a fixed position? Your not going to be able to direct much with that at all...
@@renjithjoseph7135 umm you know how many the kinetic sold lol.
@@TheOLsnaps Because of the hype, i had a friend when i was young that bought a Xbox 360 with the Kinect, he played with the Kinect for like 2 days and that was it.
if it worked perfectly you wouldn't be waving your arms awkwardly
what? my gamerscore is 100% legit.
Antonio Harris Ok.
Lmao that was so cringy
yeah right
That conversation surely wasn't legit
This comment is 100% legit
i know how bad the kinect looked when they showed it in 2009 but belive me how much fun i had while playing kinect sports with my family as a kid.... Those are memories i will never forget. I still have the same xbox and the same kinect and i still play on it sometimes even tho i got a new xbox series s. Its just something in the xbox 360 that always brings me back into those family celebrations. Or playing minecraft/just dance with my cousins. Best years of my life.
Kinect: The future is here old man!
Controller: And where did that bring you? Back to me.
Best comment ever!
Dooku You’re missing the point bud.
Dooku Once Christmas comes, i shall. i look forward to joining the masterrace.
4:26 *NoW tHiS wAsNt AcTeD, sHe FeLt ThE nEeD tO dO tHaT...*
“oK sCiTTlEs tHatS eNOugH tHAt tIcKLes”
@@WUZ.r i cringed so fucking hard when she acted like she was being tickled
Corona, the Inebriator
Same
Scott the Woz: "That's because its acting."
4:03 is my favorite. Girl cant contain how silly she thinks it is. "O. No Capt hook"
That son simulator is the creepiest thing I've seen in a while
You got that right
Reminds me a bit of seaman for dreamcast
I’m just going to assume that it’s fake because I refuse to believe somebody thought that was a good idea
Black Mirror level type of shit
yea that was weird as hell.
I remember getting it during Black Friday 2010. I will admit, I was blown away during the project Natal stage. Played it throughout 2011, and now in 2023, it sits in it's original box in the garage. LoL
Lmao look how the E3 2009 footage is so fake.
falsE i know lol
the video plays faster than the actor on stage. its like getting someone to lip sync who doesnt know the words to the song
falsE I was like 69.
Snyperbane I was almost 420.
Except for the times (particularly during the football demo) where the video is playing SLOWER than the actor by about a second at points.
That, at least, is accurate to the real life Kinnect experience.
Kinect: Xbox Off
best feature
8:31 “It instantly mimics me onscreen.”
Dude: *moves*
Avatar: *has a seizure and breaks 28 bones*
They’re so full of shit
@@mduis9532 lol these sony fanboys
"It instantly mocks me onscreen." That's what he meant XD
fenfen if you’re that much of a fucking dipshit to argue about what console is better, maybe you’re not old enough to to have youtube
@Joe has ligma im xbox user too but what you said is just pure nonsense. Sorry
...We might need a sequel for this.
“The controller is a barrier”. Said no one ever.
I guess it is for people who don't play videogames.
Hmmm I wonder if I saw this on the internet
But if I didn't see it on the internet then we're am I
Funny coming from ex-EA employee.
Lol right?! Of all the consoles I owned, the controller was never a complaint.
for shooters it is , but thats why we have mice
02:35 oh man I can hardly wait to play Single Mom Simulator 2020
Daniel Rocha lmao
Daniel Rocha wtf LOL
Wtf lol
Legit though like what was that? Why would they think we want that?
"This wasn't acted"
Oh no, Captain hook!
F I S T B U M P
T H E Q U E E N!
fISt BuMb
Josiah Campbell 60/10🤣🤣🤣
Josiah Campbell lol you could tell 1000 percent that was all scripted
I completely forgot this thing ever existed in the first place until I came across this video again after so many years, looking at this is already making me feel old since it feels like it was ages ago
Here's a rule of thumb. If companies advertise something by using phrases like "The future is now" and "We'll change x forever" just give up all hope
"This is rocket science level stuff"
I know, but thats what one of the representatives said in the vid
Dont forget "Deciptions are visionary" 0:25 a.k.a. bullshit we hope makes you fall for the hype.
"Marines, cause the future is now join today"
@@malditapeppas509 The virtual boy will return one day...Virtual boy two mayebbhe shoukd work on the name.
We must take the time to appreciate the horrible acting of every single person introduced in this.
The first minute had good acting, everything else is doodoo
The one with the guys playing football was pretty good
*goes into surgery*
"Xbox open up patient cardiovascular layout"
Me: oh dear
Guess I'll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lol
Dr. Snowman lol 😂
*KINECT RIPS PATIENT'S HEART OUT*
*stabs the patient with a drill
After all these years, this video is still the best thing about Kinect. It was all worth it for the rewatch value this video provides.