Kinect for Xbox 360 - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубліковано 12 жов 2019
  • Scott's a controller.
    Twitter: / scottthewoz
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    Music Used:
    "Peach's Birthday Cake" from Mario Party
    "Main Theme" from Wii Play Motion
    "Main Theme" from Kinect Adventures
    "Select Game" from Wii Sports Resort
    "Select Game" from Kinect Sports Season Two
    "Victory March" from Kinect Adventures
    "Training Menu" from Wii Fit Plus
    "Main Theme" from Pilotwings Resort
    "Bowling" from Wii Sports
    "Toad's Turnpike" from Mario Kart 8
    "Walking the Dog" from Nintendogs
    "Get Ready for the Big Event" from Sonic Free Riders
    "Desert Journey" from Super Star Wars
    "Food Mart" from Tomodachi Life
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,9 тис.

  • @adrianl.6520
    @adrianl.6520 4 роки тому +3023

    Nintendo: "My Wiimote is ready."
    Microsoft: "My body is ready."

  • @phantomkrieger2744
    @phantomkrieger2744 4 роки тому +3414

    Scott: mentions Kinect
    Me: flashbacks "I'm Han Solo I'm Han Solo I'm Han Solo"

    • @ebtheartist3843
      @ebtheartist3843 4 роки тому +192

      OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

    • @kevinl8659
      @kevinl8659 4 роки тому +57

      ua-cam.com/video/GHi8aU8HSIM/v-deo.html

    • @kz-be3ri
      @kz-be3ri 4 роки тому +51

      @Kevin L
      A man of culture i see

    • @Carsonj13
      @Carsonj13 4 роки тому +2

      */watch?v=-36Giji0WKs*

    • @ratmandraws
      @ratmandraws 4 роки тому +57

      I FEEL LIKE A STAR YOU CANT STOP MAH SHINEEEE

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +2208

    So Kinect is good for two things:
    - Dancing games, as it tracks all of your body
    - Children games for really young children
    Edit: - Exercising with tracking

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 3 роки тому +70

      - Not being good at anything else

    • @Daccatana
      @Daccatana 3 роки тому +31

      The Sesame Street game was the best

    • @krazykoen6943
      @krazykoen6943 3 роки тому +16

      and power up heroes. thats a really good game

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 3 роки тому +2

      @@krazykoen6943 power up heroes

    • @twelve1664
      @twelve1664 3 роки тому +6

      @@krazykoen6943 Kinect Star Wars was also pretty good. At least I have good memories with that.

  • @cheesefellow3851
    @cheesefellow3851 3 роки тому +471

    “You are the controller”
    That’s why some kid is chewing off my fingers.....

  • @LPTV84
    @LPTV84 4 роки тому +2720

    "It's not about reinventing the wheel. It's about no wheel at all!" - Academy award winning director, Steven Spielberg, on the Xbox Kinnect.

    • @Eric_Cartman1
      @Eric_Cartman1 4 роки тому +149

      LPTV
      That explains why the Kinect never got anywhere.

    • @TheBattlesword
      @TheBattlesword 4 роки тому +15

      LPTV this was the same guy who thought The Legend of Zorro was a good idea

    • @PlasmaStickMan
      @PlasmaStickMan 4 роки тому +20

      @@TheBattlesword but Spielberg had nothing to do with that film outside of producing it.

    • @samuelthecamel
      @samuelthecamel 4 роки тому +10

      Goes outside and gets in car with no wheels

    • @MrMarinus18
      @MrMarinus18 4 роки тому +26

      That sounds good on the surface but humans are naturally tool using creatures. So many of the activities that we do involve using tools. With the wii you're holding a very basic object in your hand so it's easy to imagine it as what you need.

  • @Trithis2077
    @Trithis2077 4 роки тому +4789

    This is just a reminder that Just dance 2019 came out for the Nintendo Wii and Microsoft Kinect.

    • @Jakobly
      @Jakobly 4 роки тому +563

      mostly for like hospitals and physical therapy places who use it a lot still

    • @mariusspadasinul
      @mariusspadasinul 4 роки тому +343

      @@Jakobly and latin America

    • @12Daniel34
      @12Daniel34 4 роки тому +123

      ...and Kevin Bacon

    • @3rdeyefocused
      @3rdeyefocused 4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 4 роки тому +211

      And 2020, while not on the Kinect, will still be on the Wii. Apparently, its for those who never upgraded.

  • @patsysolatzzo2962
    @patsysolatzzo2962 2 роки тому +205

    I have too many memories of my friend screaming “XBOX” while wailing their hand in front of the console….it was stressful finding that moment when to just hand them the controller.

    • @crayolian
      @crayolian Рік тому +29

      My brother's ex wife had a very thick southern accent so it couldn't register what she was saying. She would say "eyaxbawx" 30 times and get pissed when nothing happened.

    • @patsysolatzzo2962
      @patsysolatzzo2962 Рік тому +2

      @@crayolian historical times friend

    • @itmcbhpbgf.6374
      @itmcbhpbgf.6374 Рік тому +11

      and who could forget JonTron shouting "XBAX"? lol

    • @patsysolatzzo2962
      @patsysolatzzo2962 Рік тому +2

      @@itmcbhpbgf.6374 oh man this whole comment section has me laughing all over agin

    • @itmcbhpbgf.6374
      @itmcbhpbgf.6374 Рік тому +2

      @@patsysolatzzo2962 at times when i say "XBAX", i almost feel like a South Park Canadian

  • @gamer_moment6982
    @gamer_moment6982 3 роки тому +382

    "I am a big supporter of not this"
    *UA-cam Premium ad plays

    • @Ook-Ook
      @Ook-Ook 3 роки тому +6

      Actually fun fact UA-cam pays creators more for people on UA-cam Premium watching their videos than even people who don’t skip any ads.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 роки тому +9

      @@Ook-Ook
      Nice try

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 3 роки тому +1

      For me it’s IMDBtv.

    • @starkirby724
      @starkirby724 3 роки тому

      I got Samsung Galaxy ad

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 3 роки тому

      also a big supporter of not this: yt's right to monetize any video they see

  • @steph5085
    @steph5085 4 роки тому +2284

    “I’m Han Solo”
    -Kinect Star Wars

  • @ire5685
    @ire5685 4 роки тому +518

    Steven Spielberg: writer, director, kinect advocator.
    This is now his official title.

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 4 роки тому +11

      Dont forget Developer of Boom Blox (TM)

  • @bengraham8833
    @bengraham8833 3 роки тому +854

    Ironically, the Kinect is by far the coolest video-game accessory for non-gaming applications. It's quite a capable depth camera that can be found for very low prices, so it's found its way into no end of amazing interactive art exhibits and the like.

    • @dotdotmod
      @dotdotmod 2 роки тому +7

      Not really. The camera was pretty good at the time but the it was over engineered for something they wanted to be "basic" which caused it to be overpriced being half the 360's price. All the motion tracking was done via software and it had no depth sensory, so its hard for it to be called amazing, but its definitely a cool accessory to look back on.
      I know I'll get criticism from this reply but its how I see things.

    • @bengraham8833
      @bengraham8833 2 роки тому +67

      It does in fact have a legit depth camera - I've used it and it's pretty good at its job. All the pose tracking is done on the Xbox, but you can hook it up to a Raspberry Pi with a USB adapter and get a very usable 240p depth image straight out of the box. It definitely wasn't worth the price at launch but these days it's a great deal.

    • @ffffuchs
      @ffffuchs 2 роки тому +21

      @@dotdotmod but thats wrong. "The depth and motion sensing technology at the core of the Kinect is enabled through its depth-sensing. The original Kinect for Xbox 360 used structured light for this: the unit used a near-infrared pattern projected across the space in front of the Kinect, while an infrared sensor captured the reflected light pattern. The light pattern is deformed by the relative depth of the objects in front it, and mathematics can be used to estimate that depth based on several factors related to the hardware layout of the Kinect. While other structure light depth-sensing technologies used multiple light patterns, Kinect used as few as one as to achieve a high rate of 30 frames per second of depth sensing"

    • @lightdreamer_
      @lightdreamer_ 2 роки тому +6

      Just one thing to say. Fullbody VR

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti Рік тому +1

      Yeah, the technology is there. It's a good piece of equipment and I bet you could use it for AI applications.

  • @thefullestcircle
    @thefullestcircle 4 роки тому +505

    I remember having a great time with Kinect Joyride.
    With a controller.

    • @phet1211
      @phet1211 3 роки тому +50

      Same here! Although it was strange how it wasn’t even called Kinect Joyride is was something called “mario kart Wii”

    • @DavidDumbedDown
      @DavidDumbedDown 3 роки тому +14

      Joyride turbo is just kinect joyride with no kinect support

    • @r3ked272
      @r3ked272 2 роки тому +2

      Hey, I think I know you from somewhere.

  • @ProwersEdits
    @ProwersEdits 4 роки тому +866

    One of my friends got the Kinect for Christmas but his parents didn’t realize you need the 360 as well to actually play the games. Laughed at him for a whole year.

    • @alistair4909
      @alistair4909 4 роки тому +86

      Prower's Edits that’s too funny. Now that I think about it the ads weren’t in your face clear that it was an add on so I’ll bet a lot of parents probably did that. No wonder I still bump into them new at thrift shops sometimes

    • @Wade_Fucking_Wilson
      @Wade_Fucking_Wilson 4 роки тому +31

      Prower's Edits lmaoooooo l would be beyond pissed. Poor guy

    • @lowqualityvideos8091
      @lowqualityvideos8091 4 роки тому +33

      That happened to me when my dad asked me If I want a PS4 or a PSVR
      I explained to him that you need a PS4 for the PSVR to work

    • @ProwersEdits
      @ProwersEdits 4 роки тому +24

      The SNES Man no lol but it’s all good he’s got a XboxOne now. Technically that’s still an L

    • @ashes4ashes174
      @ashes4ashes174 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @pengwin_
    @pengwin_ 4 роки тому +1484

    "its 2019, we havent even perfected sexbots yet"
    Dont remind me...

  • @timmitytom
    @timmitytom 3 роки тому +455

    Throwback to when me and my cousin traded our Kinectimals Cat back and forth, one would play with it while the other would pretend to be at some business adult job, and the Cat was like our child I guess.

    • @mtchcrtrmm9299
      @mtchcrtrmm9299 3 роки тому +31

      Is this weird or adorable?

    • @ggs27
      @ggs27 2 роки тому +26

      @@mtchcrtrmm9299 Both

    • @crowningchristopher8273
      @crowningchristopher8273 2 роки тому +20

      That's endearing and weirdly hilarious at the same time.

    • @naiitt7205
      @naiitt7205 2 роки тому +5

      Sweet home alabama

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 2 роки тому +15

      @@naiitt7205 "what are you doing step-kinectimal?"

  • @SadMarinersFan
    @SadMarinersFan 3 роки тому +109

    "I have to wave at the NSA to get the kinect to recognize me" how did that line fly over my head watching this the first time.

  • @anewspinonthings
    @anewspinonthings 4 роки тому +1476

    Nintendo: “My Body Is Ready”
    Kinect: “We’re Not Ready For Your Body”

  • @thugroundss
    @thugroundss 4 роки тому +611

    "You can't describe stress in one image"
    Kinect Adventures: *Laughs in 20,000 leaks*

    • @aliii3400
      @aliii3400 4 роки тому

      ثخثصمصمر

    • @aliii3400
      @aliii3400 4 роки тому

      ينينيهص

    • @aliii3400
      @aliii3400 4 роки тому

      ينسنسشنسنرزىزىز

  • @linusdn2777
    @linusdn2777 3 роки тому +907

    My dad never played videogames, but he was A GOD at Wii sports bowling.

  • @johnclark926
    @johnclark926 2 роки тому +68

    One thing I’ve found funny about Kinect’s technology is that it was way more useful to the medical industry than it is for gaming. Being able to do things without touching anything is surprisingly useful when you’re trying not to contaminate anything in an operating theater.

    • @HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO.
      @HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO. Рік тому +19

      I am pretty sure there were more Kinects in Computer Science classes then in living rooms

  • @Squirt4757
    @Squirt4757 4 роки тому +302

    "I have to wave at the NSA to get Kinect to recognize me"

    • @safetinspector2
      @safetinspector2 4 роки тому +4

      The timing on that line was incredible. Scott, you got a future in comedy writing methinks

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +246

    "When I grow up I want to be the controller "-Scott

  • @myriadmediamusings
    @myriadmediamusings 2 роки тому +433

    15:32-15:36
    It’s nice that Scott highlighted that these kids are having legit fun with the Kinect, because you know there are just some jerks out there that’ll insult or demean these kids for “daring” to have fun with the Kinect.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 роки тому +45

      I can name a few video game critics who’d pull something like that but I won’t name names. Though one has a name that starts with “J” and ends in “im Sterling”

    • @liammcnicholas918
      @liammcnicholas918 2 роки тому +42

      Imagine trying to gatekeep little kids

    • @Silly-Goose-OG
      @Silly-Goose-OG 2 роки тому +14

      Or say they were out there against their will

    • @Awesome_Nova
      @Awesome_Nova Рік тому +4

      @@NoahDaArk Are you okay?

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk Рік тому +5

      @@Awesome_Nova Yeah I’m good. How are you doing?

  • @SuperBulldogWarrior
    @SuperBulldogWarrior 2 роки тому +44

    Scott hitting the self destruct button in Steel Battallion is the funniest thing I've ever seen come from Kinect.

  • @kirbystarwarior
    @kirbystarwarior 4 роки тому +1358

    I remember back in middle school when a few people were telling me that Kinect Star Wars would cause the Kinect to domiante the Nintendo Wii.
    I laugh at them to this very day.

    • @MrMarinus18
      @MrMarinus18 4 роки тому +56

      With me I only remember 1 guy having kinect and they saw it all as just a fun toy. That was what it was for most people. Just toy that was a fun option if you happened to own a 360. However nobody bought the 360 for kinect. After all why would you do that if the Wii can do pretty much all the same things but costs less than half as much and has much more party games.
      There wasn't much mockery of the Wii though. Most accepted the Wii for what it was. A fun toy for things like Smash bros, Mario kart and other multiplayer games. It was pretty much the same reputation that the N64 had.

    • @Logo1770
      @Logo1770 4 роки тому +3

      As you should

    • @JonnyBoiYT
      @JonnyBoiYT 4 роки тому +3

      Like Kinect Star Wars didn’t work that well

    • @TaigaGaoo
      @TaigaGaoo 4 роки тому +3

      At the end of the day the only thing Kinect was and is still good for is Dancing games. After trying something like Just Dance on the Kinect the other versions feel really lame, as you only need to move your arm.. and not even in the correct way. The Kinect tracks your whole body, so dancing and doing it right is pretty rewarding. I know not many people are into those kind of games, but they are a really fun way to exercise and are great party games when friends come over.

    • @kaputpack3541
      @kaputpack3541 4 роки тому +4

      I remember if you had a wii back in the day you we're laugh at

  • @KadenRenz
    @KadenRenz 4 роки тому +324

    Now we need a whole episode about the DS guitar hero attachment.

  • @CatSculptor
    @CatSculptor 2 роки тому +211

    It is insane how the Kinect is still one of the best AR cameras ever made and smart people have made it into a legitimately useful and powerful tool in science and engineering fields. But the people using it as proprietary hardware to make games couldn't really put anything together.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Рік тому +30

      It’s a fantastic piece of technology that has a lot of uses.
      But as a gaming platform it fell kinda short.

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick 11 місяців тому +4

      It's not one of the best of anything. However it's really affordable since its a consumer electronic which hardware like that typically is definitely not.

  • @fenrirwolfy1848
    @fenrirwolfy1848 2 роки тому +29

    3:50 "Project Natal".
    About that weird name that made Microsoft Product Naming Specialists go "sure", it has a fun fact behind it.
    The main engineer/designer for the Kinect was a guy named Alex Kipman, a Brazilian electronic engineer that grew up in a city named "Natal". Natal is the capital of a Brazilian state located in the Northeast region of Brazil, called Rio Grande do Norte, and Alex decided to name Kinect after the city he grew up in. Natal also means "Christmas" in Portuguese, and Natal is known in Brazil for having beautiful Christmas parties.
    Even though naming a high-tech videogame camera after your city is cute, it's probably for the best the final name was "Kinect".
    Imagine naming your videogame creation "Project New York City". XD

  • @midievalcat7770
    @midievalcat7770 4 роки тому +2559

    Kinect Adventures is like Wii Play, you play it for 10 minutes, and say “That’s cool”

    • @amateurprogrammer25
      @amateurprogrammer25 4 роки тому +275

      wii play at least had tanks

    • @tomsteinbach1020
      @tomsteinbach1020 4 роки тому +69

      ah yes the tanks

    • @Nick_nm
      @Nick_nm 4 роки тому +60

      I actually liked wii play a lot xD

    • @lol._.3927
      @lol._.3927 4 роки тому +83

      Wii play has more replay value due to the high score style minigames

    • @talon7777
      @talon7777 4 роки тому +21

      wii play has tanks. speaking of tanks... your avatar..

  • @thebainiac1
    @thebainiac1 4 роки тому +309

    Whenever my friends and I played Star Wars Kinect, we'd actually hold wii remotes in our lightsaber hands.
    In hindsight it kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

    • @josefarias5216
      @josefarias5216 4 роки тому +30

      A Star Wars game with the Wiimote Motion Plus would have been cool. Or just like SS, so who knows really.

    • @garonallen3459
      @garonallen3459 4 роки тому

      Cool

    • @lol-gv7ox
      @lol-gv7ox 4 роки тому +2

      @@josefarias5216 If it was just like SS, yeah, it would've been cool
      that game is good

  • @betafurret1503
    @betafurret1503 Рік тому +115

    The best thing about the Kinect is that you can use it as body tracker for vr games

    • @whisp96
      @whisp96 Рік тому +2

      how?

    • @betafurret1503
      @betafurret1503 Рік тому +7

      @@whisp96 you can look it up yourself

    • @BlitzAce987
      @BlitzAce987 Рік тому +29

      better than that it is actually good at it too, meaning the issues with terrible detection were all of the game devs side and the hardware was solid

  • @wonderedgaming7886
    @wonderedgaming7886 3 роки тому +104

    I like how Scott had this big long sentence about how we should except controls like these then ending it with “to bad this wasn’t good”

  • @justaviewer987
    @justaviewer987 4 роки тому +851

    When me and my friend were younger I always went to his house and he had a kinect but instead of playing games we would beat the hell out of each other until one of us were the only green figure on the screen

    • @krazykoen6943
      @krazykoen6943 3 роки тому +23

      im not the only one.

    • @kevinflynn4591
      @kevinflynn4591 3 роки тому +9

      just a viewer that moment when you hang out with your friend so much their parents order you to stay away

    • @kevinflynn4591
      @kevinflynn4591 3 роки тому +1

      just a viewer that’s good. I haven’t talked to many if my friends since corona happened

    • @kevinflynn4591
      @kevinflynn4591 3 роки тому

      just a viewer Oh....Even though it’s been two years at least you started talking to him again

    • @kevinflynn4591
      @kevinflynn4591 3 роки тому

      just a viewer That sounds too perfect to be real...

  • @Samination
    @Samination 4 роки тому +1961

    Man, I can remember when the Kinect came out. Every Xbox owner tried to justify its existence, pretend it was great and that it would CRUSH Nintendo. While it did sell well at first (mostly on manufactured hype), the fact that they were fearfully forced to rip it out of the Xbox One speaks volumes. If Microsoft had been smart, they would've just waited until One to introduce the Kinect. Nintendo waited until the Wii to introduce motion controls, as they were originally planning to release for the Gamecube. Luckily they avoided that disaster, Microsoft... not so much.

    • @hamzasultan96
      @hamzasultan96 3 роки тому +80

      Let's be fair here, the Kinect for the XBOX One was forcibly removed due to privacy concerns and an outrage over always online. It was a technical improvement over the original, but sadly, being a good product is nothing when you don't have the software to back it up, and with the bad rep Kinect got its first time around and with the privacy concerns the 2nd time, Microsoft just decided to drop it so its support kept dropping until Kinect disappeared from the XBOX namesake forever.

    • @jasonvoorheesfordbd4297
      @jasonvoorheesfordbd4297 3 роки тому +10

      My god Sam what are you doing here

    • @Samination
      @Samination 3 роки тому +22

      @@jasonvoorheesfordbd4297 Dropping facts. :P

    • @gwenwalravens8030
      @gwenwalravens8030 3 роки тому +19

      The Kinect required you to move your body. The Wii controllers on the other hand used gyros. You can use the motion controls easily while sitting down and making small gestures. Cameras in general aren't a good idea.

    • @jasonvoorheesfordbd4297
      @jasonvoorheesfordbd4297 3 роки тому +2

      Samination love yah Sam can’t wait til the legion parody

  • @ffffuchs
    @ffffuchs 2 роки тому +10

    Fun fact: Kinect still lives in the form of Azure Kinect and is used in research, science, logistics and various industries, particularly focusing on AI and robotis.
    Thats because at its core the original Kinect was a cheap depth camera which didn't require a tracker apparatus. This was a HUGE deal for universities, independent artists and startups, so much so they quickly started to hack into it to expand its usability. MS first tried to stop it but then realized they can gain more from it and released the original Kinect SDK, then in 2019 revamped the thing as Azure Kinect.
    It's funny how multi million dollar game dev failed to find use of it while cash strapped engineers and scientists turnt it into a powerfool tool.

  • @BlueMoon1890
    @BlueMoon1890 3 роки тому +157

    I feel like Kinect, with all it's jank and few good use cases, paved the way for consumer VR. A lot of things I saw on Kinect back in the day are making their way onto VR. A lot of concepts initially made for Kinect are in VR as well, heck even Fruit Ninja and Dance Central have VR versions. It's an interesting connection to make, especially when you're someone who's a big fan of modern VR.

    • @finmueller7827
      @finmueller7827 2 роки тому +8

      Pssst, kinect can be used as a way to get fully body tracking without trackers on you

    • @lightdreamer_
      @lightdreamer_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@finmueller7827 mine's currently shipping, I'm excited!

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 роки тому +2

      A lot of things originally made for the WiiU are being adapted for the Switch, but that doesn't change the fact that the WiiU was a grave miscalculation.

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo Рік тому +3

      i used kinect as a headtracker for a racing sim, now i use vr for the same end. yeah kinect feels like a predecessor to mainstream vr.
      thing is i used a VR headset for the first time almost 20 years before kinect came out. I'll never forget playing Dark Forces in VR. I waited 30 years to be able to do that at home properly (i'm sorry but every gen 1 vr headset sucked so much that i'm not going to count them. quest2 is the first good VR headset. being wireless is super important, in fact, a must-have)

  • @BossCampers1656
    @BossCampers1656 4 роки тому +597

    Wii: let me try something
    PlayStation motion: hm sounds pretty good let me do that
    Xbox 360 looks at hands: Fine I’ll do it myself

    • @medievalshadows2836
      @medievalshadows2836 4 роки тому +5

      Dude that comment is really good!

    • @panth753
      @panth753 4 роки тому +2

      Okay, this made me laugh more than it should have.

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 4 роки тому +1

      Then we all had to Stop or Switch. See what I did there? Yeah? Yeah. You saw it.

    • @windowsme2327
      @windowsme2327 4 роки тому

      @Tlaloc Sanchez Eyetoy:atari is in a better place

  • @glameow12345
    @glameow12345 4 роки тому +54

    4:51
    "It's 2019 they still haven't nailed sex bots and i'm expected to belive this from 2009"
    That is an amazing quote

  • @mel_thing4763
    @mel_thing4763 3 роки тому +66

    I could imagine a version of VR where you set up a Kinect and it replicates your actual motions in game while you’re wearing the headset, with a refined system that actually properly read your movements that would be amazing imo

    • @finmueller7827
      @finmueller7827 2 роки тому +16

      Already exists! Forget the name but it's a huge reason for the second hand kinect market

    • @dilantee
      @dilantee 2 роки тому +7

      @@finmueller7827 Driver4VR

  • @gentryupton
    @gentryupton 4 роки тому +297

    “I see death in humanity” -Scott 2019 One year later its coming soon

  • @ericwanamaker2368
    @ericwanamaker2368 4 роки тому +190

    I enjoyed Skyrim with the Kinect, nothing quite screamed (quite literally) "I'm a loser" like yelling out a dragon shout in dragon tongue and having your character use said shout.

    • @Scalesthelizardwizard3399
      @Scalesthelizardwizard3399 2 роки тому +3

      Did you ever say UNLIMITED POWER when using lightning magic

    • @ericwanamaker2368
      @ericwanamaker2368 2 роки тому +6

      @@Scalesthelizardwizard3399 not at the time, though as a daily Destiny 2 player I can't help but yell that when running the Chaos Reach super.

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 4 роки тому +346

    Next Episode: The *Playstation Move*

    • @sergevictoryyt
      @sergevictoryyt 4 роки тому +24

      Final Episode: *Wiimote*

    • @CaptAwesumNo1Zone
      @CaptAwesumNo1Zone 4 роки тому +32

      Bonus Episode: SCOTT'S MOM'S VIBRATOR

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 4 роки тому +4

      Episode after that: Kinect for Xbox One

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 4 роки тому

      PlayStation move was actually fairly good, the tracking was phenomenal compared to the wii. The pack in sports game was pretty decent too.
      Needless to say I didn't use it much.

    • @Vwemmy
      @Vwemmy 4 роки тому

      I mean he talked about the eye toy

  • @funny4052
    @funny4052 2 роки тому +17

    That "no" at 10:17 for some reason is the most hilarious thing I've ever encountered

  • @toastytashe
    @toastytashe 3 роки тому +63

    “When I grow up, I want to be the controller!”
    -Scott Wozniak

  • @lumberc
    @lumberc 4 роки тому +177

    When you hear those famous words at the beginning, you know you’re gonna have a great time

    • @xavier7769
      @xavier7769 4 роки тому +1

      YYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHGHHHHGGHGGGG

    • @HanSanwich
      @HanSanwich 4 роки тому +4

      “I’m going to set fire to an orphanage”

    • @shanonfree8210
      @shanonfree8210 4 роки тому +2

      One of these is not like the other. One of these is going to jail.

    • @crimsondragon7736
      @crimsondragon7736 4 роки тому

      hey y'all" Scott here! BULLSHIT!!!

  • @adrianl.6520
    @adrianl.6520 4 роки тому +235

    "Imagine watching a movie without a controller."
    A movie theater?

    • @cashwood
      @cashwood 4 роки тому +7

      TheShadow118 also watching movies on your phone or laptop

    • @adrianl.6520
      @adrianl.6520 4 роки тому +7

      @@cashwood Exactly - Imagine watching movies *with* a controller.

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 4 роки тому +9

      @@adrianl.6520 RelaxAlax?

    • @adrianl.6520
      @adrianl.6520 4 роки тому +6

      @@Mii.2.0 Indeed.

    • @E579Gaming
      @E579Gaming 4 роки тому +2

      A Normal Movie you just need to remote to go on the right input and turn it on Or you could press buttons on the TV

  • @DE23
    @DE23 2 роки тому +32

    Kinect is an amazing name. It combines Kinetic and Connect, and too many people look over that.

  • @scartissuefilms
    @scartissuefilms 3 роки тому +51

    I love the kinect, and it's stop a staple of the family Christmas to this day. The era of motion control was the best era for me, personally. You had all the traditional games, plus new styles. I'm very disappointed it was abandoned, rather than perfected.

  • @saarj
    @saarj 4 роки тому +165

    Don’t worry everyone, Scott was just attending the funeral his homecoming planner made last week, that’s all.

    • @Chad_Eldridge
      @Chad_Eldridge 4 роки тому

      Where was he last week?

    • @geesquiddy
      @geesquiddy 4 роки тому +2

      @@Chad_Eldridge on Twitter he said he had something personal going on so he couldn't get out a video

    • @cashwood
      @cashwood 4 роки тому

      lol

  • @linux_doggo
    @linux_doggo 4 роки тому +426

    "I'm solo, I'm Han Solo, Han Solooohooo"

  • @thndr_5468
    @thndr_5468 3 роки тому +27

    This was probably the best Scott into ever. Just so out of nowhere and hilarious.

  • @ArtOpal
    @ArtOpal 3 роки тому +16

    My dad worked for Microsoft for a long time when I was a kid, and I remember when he brought home the kinect and kinect adventures. And for some reason, when you brought up kinect adventures, my whole childhood hit me upside the head.

  • @angelgomez8409
    @angelgomez8409 4 роки тому +160

    Kinect to the Wii: I'm finna end this man's whole career.
    Wii to the Kinect: I'm finna let this man end his own career.

    • @drakew2012
      @drakew2012 4 роки тому +13

      soulja boy console to both of them: are these really competition?

    • @windowsme2327
      @windowsme2327 4 роки тому

      Nintendo Switch to all 3 of them:are these Stupid Consoles

    • @drugaming4595
      @drugaming4595 4 роки тому

      Laughs in Atari 2600

  • @babybojanglesjr
    @babybojanglesjr 4 роки тому +462

    When family was having dinner in the dining area, wich was connected to the living room (no pun intended), we noticed the Kinect sensor staring right at us from the right.
    It was both cute and freaky.

    • @themango9644
      @themango9644 4 роки тому +31

      It wasn't cute at all

    • @wileymanful
      @wileymanful 4 роки тому +51

      That's fucking terrifying

    • @rita-Shi-Mi
      @rita-Shi-Mi 4 роки тому +35

      @@wileymanful imagine you are taking bath and you don't close the door because you are alone And the Kinect Just Stare at your nudity

    • @somestranger4287
      @somestranger4287 3 роки тому +41

      @@rita-Shi-Mi finally SOMEONE finds me hot

    • @dandeleon2764
      @dandeleon2764 3 роки тому +16

      @@somestranger4287 Kinect: "why can I look up and down, but can't turn away..bzzt!"

  • @thelilartzy
    @thelilartzy 2 роки тому +9

    Man I have so many memories of Kinect! My after school care would have these Fun Friday’s where we had different stations around the school. It went outside, snack, homework time, outside again, then we would come in for a second snack! During that we had a option of either snacking normally OR going into this big area. Usually they would have a movie playing while we ate. But on those special days where gods would bless us, they had video games. The Wii, Xbox Kinect, PS 3 and 4?! It was my first introduction into the world of video games! Plus they were played on the huge projector screens my cafeteria had? It was so big and giant to 5-8 year old me. I loved it! I miss those days.

  • @pendingname5083
    @pendingname5083 3 роки тому +36

    17:45 top ten anime betrayals

  • @deresing3701
    @deresing3701 4 роки тому +321

    “Play the blockbusters”
    Shrek the third

  • @CGR0620
    @CGR0620 4 роки тому +399

    I’m just gonna call Sunday
    “Scott Sundays”

    • @Texelion3Dprints
      @Texelion3Dprints 4 роки тому +17

      I'm just gonna rename Sunday as Scottday.

    • @James11111
      @James11111 4 роки тому +5

      @@Texelion3Dprints kinda like how Thursday is Thor's Day or Saturday is Saturn Day.

    • @Turai12
      @Turai12 4 роки тому +2

      But it's Monday.

    • @JetpacksWasYes2
      @JetpacksWasYes2 4 роки тому +3

      @@Turai12 I guess someone forgot to learn that different time zones exist. Use your brain

    • @hughjanus3186
      @hughjanus3186 4 роки тому +2

      You don't need apostrophes there. It implies Sunday is a person and "Scott Sundays" belong to them.

  • @micahlindley7515
    @micahlindley7515 Рік тому +17

    As a kid, I played Sonic Free Riders a lot. Yeah, controlling anything was hard, but the game was so much fun.

  • @riciardsusanu9132
    @riciardsusanu9132 3 роки тому +38

    16:40 Speaking Romanian is music to my hearth.

  • @jeri6533
    @jeri6533 4 роки тому +120

    “OH MY GOODNESS! He’s fixing to kill us!” This part just got me.
    Excellent video as always Scott.

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 роки тому +11

      I was killing myself laughing during that entire segment

    • @buttpirate
      @buttpirate 4 роки тому +3

      I love how casually he asked ''The fuck you doing?'' right before Scott pressed the button.

    • @Coolman13355
      @Coolman13355 Рік тому

      It uses goodness there and cussing in the rest of the clip. Quite the juxtaposition. Is it different characters? Like that one watches his language (which I totally can respect) and the others don't care?

  • @mickeykelleher4351
    @mickeykelleher4351 4 роки тому +118

    Me about to go to sleep :
    Scott : Think again

  • @garythehippopotamus9536
    @garythehippopotamus9536 3 роки тому +18

    I have such great memories playing Kinect Sports with my friend after schoom nearly everyday. He’d come round to mine and we’d just play it for hours. I remember how pissed I would get when he always beat me at Track and Field. Good times...

  • @s_cabbage
    @s_cabbage Рік тому +9

    19:10 With every passing day, that becomes less and less of a joke.

  • @MysteryMii
    @MysteryMii 4 роки тому +42

    Fun fact: the company that developed the technology in the Kinect, PrimeSense, later got bought out by Apple, who later used that technology to develop Face ID in the iPhone X and later.

  • @RobbWes
    @RobbWes 4 роки тому +30

    17:25 funniest part of the video for me.
    "Oh my goodness, he's fixing to kill us! Whoa! You go that far and it ain't funny anymore." Blows everybody up anyways.

    • @maxmonke7100
      @maxmonke7100 4 роки тому +3

      💀

    • @W3Rn1ckz
      @W3Rn1ckz 4 роки тому +3

      If you look closely, Scott was legitimately trying NOT to hit the self destruct button.

  • @dylanmooney327
    @dylanmooney327 3 роки тому +20

    “A lot of those were sold to your uncle who played it for a couple of weeks and never played it again” That is completely accurate with my uncle.

  • @leetisdale8456
    @leetisdale8456 2 роки тому +14

    My mom and I connected over playing dance central. Amazing memories

  • @jacobcoburn3269
    @jacobcoburn3269 4 роки тому +121

    14:00 "I ain't no hologram girl"
    Yes, they sunk that low.

    • @vincentlance
      @vincentlance 4 роки тому +14

      It's fun to be in the EMPIRE TODAY!

    • @jacobcoburn3269
      @jacobcoburn3269 4 роки тому +2

      @@vincentlance Please tell me this wasn't a thing...

    • @pikaplays24
      @pikaplays24 4 роки тому +2

      It is

    • @LukieLuke5
      @LukieLuke5 4 роки тому +7

      “I’m han solo, I’m han SolOoOOooo”

  • @CGYT_Gaming
    @CGYT_Gaming 4 роки тому +272

    Well now he’s gonna talk about the PlayStation move eventually.

    • @HAWKEYESOLO
      @HAWKEYESOLO 4 роки тому +5

      AKA PSVR Controller.

    • @Poever
      @Poever 4 роки тому +7

      Good ol fashioned Sports Champions

    • @HAWKEYESOLO
      @HAWKEYESOLO 4 роки тому +1

      @@Poever Never cared for that game.

    • @Nick_nm
      @Nick_nm 4 роки тому

      No he’s not dummy

    • @unorganized_account
      @unorganized_account 4 роки тому

      And he didn't

  • @BlestTiger
    @BlestTiger 2 роки тому +8

    The Kinect, in my opinion is still impressive for 2010.

  • @StopXPlease
    @StopXPlease 3 роки тому +7

    love seeing sam come over to play kinect games with scott during the happy action theater part

  • @MultiDarkZen
    @MultiDarkZen 4 роки тому +238

    Kinect: You ARE the controller
    You: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HANDS AND ARMS!? WHERE ARE MY LEGS!?

  • @boidude9644
    @boidude9644 4 роки тому +562

    “scott’s a controller”
    - description 2019

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 4 роки тому +1

      fuck off

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 4 роки тому +8

      @@t6amygdala don't be a jerk

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 4 роки тому +3

      @@aaronjames3228 its the internet, grow up

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 4 роки тому +3

      @@t6amygdala there's no reason for you to act like a tool

    • @meezo9980
      @meezo9980 4 роки тому +2

      @@milesgeiger9028 if he was a penis, he wouldn't exist

  • @Rafael-yi5xj
    @Rafael-yi5xj 3 роки тому +10

    When I was younger my parents bought me a brand new Kinect for the xbox 360 I already had, I didn't knew it was a whole disaster on the internet but I really enjoyed playing with my dad Kinect Adventures, I've seen people that try to justify the existence of Kinect, mostly fanboys)?
    I still use it, and I think it's cool in these times where you cant go outside

    • @MrMarinus18
      @MrMarinus18 2 роки тому +2

      I don't think people really hate the Kinect. They more so hate how hard Microsoft was pushing it and how they just shoved all their hardcore fans off to the side. The Wii didn't get that because Nintendo never pretended that it was some kind of hardcore gaming machine and Nintendo always kind of had a reputation for family fun.

  • @bobi_lopataru
    @bobi_lopataru 3 роки тому +24

    16:40 this is like the subtitles guy "something in Chinese" lol

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 2 роки тому

      because the deaf doesnt deserve more rights
      - captioners

  • @colin.reinhart
    @colin.reinhart 4 роки тому +141

    “Just like the future of humanity, I can see death in this.”

    • @NoahClevinger
      @NoahClevinger 4 роки тому +6

      Colin Reinhart We are reaching new levels of comedy here.

    • @johnathanbarnes8639
      @johnathanbarnes8639 4 роки тому +2

      Proceeds to hit the self-destruct button in the tank.

    • @alexanderb7721
      @alexanderb7721 4 роки тому +3

      You saw the video too, hunh?

    • @colin.reinhart
      @colin.reinhart 4 роки тому

      Alexander B Absolutely. Who knows if Scott is predicting the fate of our existence lol

  • @jomar1001001
    @jomar1001001 4 роки тому +46

    the last time I used the kinect it testified against me in my court case for evading taxes since 2008

  • @kmharnish
    @kmharnish 3 роки тому +14

    I remember playing Kinectimals as a kid and I LOVED it then I revisted it and understand now

  • @izbecile5165
    @izbecile5165 3 роки тому +19

    honestly i really liked Kinect adventures as a kid, and I still do, I just wish it worked at least half of the time

  • @0_Cardboard_0
    @0_Cardboard_0 4 роки тому +149

    Xbox was trying to “Kinect” with the casual market
    And like that pun it didn’t really work that well

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 роки тому +2

      Ouch.

    • @reamuji6775
      @reamuji6775 4 роки тому +3

      damn, even this pun work better than kinect

    • @Poever
      @Poever 4 роки тому

      It sold well at first*, but then the bloom wore off the rose fast.

    • @shanonfree8210
      @shanonfree8210 4 роки тому +1

      At least mr cardboard thought outside of the box.

    • @Chad_Eldridge
      @Chad_Eldridge 4 роки тому

      You know, whenever someone acknowledges that a pun they made isn't good, it's not very funny, but this is a good exception. Kudos.

  • @BG-360
    @BG-360 4 роки тому +157

    "I can see DEATH in this."
    -Scott 2019

  • @Zappr
    @Zappr 3 роки тому +5

    Kinect was my childhood. The wii is still a bit nostalgic since I played it with my friends but Kinect was the best for me

  • @tomhans2422
    @tomhans2422 2 роки тому +3

    Omg I remember all this especially Kinect Sports which I always played with my family back in the day... Cool memories!

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 роки тому +229

    Wii User: "Remotes are the new game controller."
    Kinnect User: "I am the controller."

    • @dreaming-
      @dreaming- 4 роки тому +5

      I AM THE CONTROLLER

    • @aheiiv
      @aheiiv 4 роки тому +10

      MY BODY IS READY

    • @burnttoast6974
      @burnttoast6974 4 роки тому

      nzar the Kinect doesn’t agree

    • @Metroid4ever
      @Metroid4ever 4 роки тому +10

      PS3 Move user: "Our remote is both a controller AND a dildo"

    • @gwroliver3540
      @gwroliver3540 4 роки тому +4

      When I grow up I wanna be a controller

  • @jordanvogel4294
    @jordanvogel4294 4 роки тому +57

    Back when Kinect was new, my school had a bunch of them installed in the gym with projector screens and had us play just dance thinking it would make us more active

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 4 роки тому +8

      Well, did it work?

    • @UnstoppablePhoenix
      @UnstoppablePhoenix 4 роки тому +4

      Did it?

    • @jordanvogel4294
      @jordanvogel4294 4 роки тому +14

      Let’s just say more people should be using the Kinectimals exercise program

    • @myristicina.
      @myristicina. 4 роки тому +4

      That sounds really fun

    • @AlexMilbauer
      @AlexMilbauer 4 роки тому +7

      Same here, except my school used a Wii. It was pretty funny. Most of the people half of the time didnt even move their bodies once they figured out all they had to do was wave the arm around.

  • @Ouium
    @Ouium 2 роки тому +3

    Watching this video now, and part about controllers is spot on - controllers for VR like index is superb in comparison to traditional one.

  • @ciceroflyman
    @ciceroflyman 3 роки тому +12

    Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Someone’s son: 12:44

    • @jjcreeper7113
      @jjcreeper7113 3 роки тому +1

      Can you please tell me what the joke means? I’ve seen it a lot and don’t get it 😅

    • @HotFootBunny
      @HotFootBunny Рік тому

      @@jjcreeper7113 daughter version: she's having sex and had Netflix on in the background
      Son version: He's wanking off

  • @user-fm7np5hs4k
    @user-fm7np5hs4k 4 роки тому +230

    “This was where Microsoft was going to show off the future of gaming where they would show the wii, I am a big supporter of not this”

    • @faris8631
      @faris8631 4 роки тому +3

      he did say that didn't he

    • @alexanderb7721
      @alexanderb7721 4 роки тому +3

      You saw the video too, hunh?

    • @manimanistatue
      @manimanistatue 4 роки тому

      Wow thanks for writing down the script, I’m deaf

  • @RushsBasement1
    @RushsBasement1 4 роки тому +437

    Scott: shows kinect when saying nintendo fan commiting adultery
    Me: wait isn't a nintendo fan that starts playing madden 08 on wii commiting adultery?

    • @Nozid2613
      @Nozid2613 4 роки тому +2

      2000 subs with videos it’s still on Nintendo hardware

    • @spaceforcememes8104
      @spaceforcememes8104 4 роки тому +9

      @Rush's Basement Why do you both have effectively the same pfp?

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 4 роки тому +1

      @@spaceforcememes8104 I am also confused about that

    • @cheeseblock8063
      @cheeseblock8063 4 роки тому +1

      Nintendo has completely said FUCK kid friendly ness let's put doom skyrim and Wolfenstien on switch

    • @awesomemantm2000
      @awesomemantm2000 4 роки тому +1

      @@cheeseblock8063 Yeah and finally Mortal Kombats back on Nintendo, I miss ripping out hearts and spines and uppercutting enemies 30 stories down to impale on spikes...... on Nintendo

  • @calsavestheworld
    @calsavestheworld 3 роки тому +24

    The slogan for Wiimote should be "Ow, I hit my hand on the TV, the coffee table, and my sister."

  • @susragejr477
    @susragejr477 4 роки тому +2

    Oh God, I remember Kinect Rush! I played that game so much as a kid! The Gunstringer was pretty awesome too.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 4 роки тому +545

    the girl in purple on the kinect adventures cover is wifey

  • @TheCamSays
    @TheCamSays 4 роки тому +97

    “I have all the controllers I need right here.”
    This is a metaphor for something.

  • @gondalasatvarsh5892
    @gondalasatvarsh5892 3 роки тому +12

    Am I the only one who loved my Kinect as a kid?

    • @dyxtopia21
      @dyxtopia21 3 роки тому +1

      I did and I still do, I'm surprised to know this much people hate it

    • @ooferdoofer7091
      @ooferdoofer7091 3 роки тому

      I have fond memories of the Star Wars game and happiest theatre

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 2 роки тому +1

      no. that's what the video is about.

  • @arievix8744
    @arievix8744 3 роки тому +4

    Ahh I have so much nostalgia for Kinect adventures

  • @suuslime3908
    @suuslime3908 4 роки тому +33

    5:24
    That was actually some really good lip syncing.

  • @nathanwalker7983
    @nathanwalker7983 4 роки тому +187

    Me: “Man, LucasArts made so many great games. Why would Disney shut them do-“
    (sees Scott holding Kinect Star Wars)
    “....Oh yeah. *That’s* why.”

    • @thatoneguyhonk2599
      @thatoneguyhonk2599 4 роки тому +8

      STILL DOESNT JUSTIFY WHAT THEY DID. WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYY DISNEYYYYYY

  • @Chuked
    @Chuked 3 роки тому +7

    kinect is something we know as the dark age of Xbox, glad its now reaching the enlightenment

  • @kutulukutu
    @kutulukutu 4 роки тому +1

    I cannot stop watching and rewatching the first 3 seconds of this. It just hits me in the funny. The other 19:31 is amazing Woz as always, but them first 3 seconds. Crispy.