Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Sonic The Hedgehog in 18 Minutes or Less

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  • Sinning CinemaSins' Sonic The Hedgehog video.
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  • @Th3Birdman
    @Th3Birdman  4 роки тому +398

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  • @thelonleyghast8975
    @thelonleyghast8975 4 роки тому +1485

    I like how Jeremy completely disregards the fact that speed monitors aren’t programmed to calculate speeds faster than cars can go

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 роки тому +13

      Hm NOICE

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +162

      Also, it’s entirely possible that sonic wasn’t going as fast as possible in that moment.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +15

      Also, it’s entirely possible that sonic wasn’t going as fast as possible in that moment.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 2 роки тому +45

      They're programmed to record the highest speed they mechanically can, simply because they aren't programmed with a limiter.
      They gather the data from some sort of "re-bound" of the moving object (idk, I'm not familiar with this type of science in physics), and the highest they can record is "400" because past that the "re-bound" fails to get recorded.

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 роки тому +36

      Also Sonic wasn't even moving at top speed, as his speed is basically unlimited. 300mph is probably just how fast he is when he's doing normal things like playing pingpong with himself or something

  • @smoogieboogie1694
    @smoogieboogie1694 4 роки тому +1350

    The funniest part to me is Jeremy’s sin about Sonic becoming a ball because he’s not sure if that’s a thing from the games or not. Like, are you kidding? Sonic rolling into a ball is literally his main gameplay mechanic. He does it when he jumps, when he rolls, when he spindashes, etc. All I’m saying is, when the Mario movie comes out, he’d better sin a scene where Mario jumps on an enemy because “That may be a thing in the games but I don’t know.”

    • @mjtruth1039
      @mjtruth1039 3 роки тому +268

      Also, he's a HEDGEHOG! They roll into spiky balls for defense. I'd be surprised if he DIDN'T turn into a ball.

    • @Amirifiz
      @Amirifiz 3 роки тому +139

      Literally half his moveset in Smash is him being in a ball.

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd 3 роки тому +32

      its funny how stupid he is when trying to show how smart he is

    • @andymac4883
      @andymac4883 3 роки тому +111

      It strikes me as one of those sins that's supposed to be a joke and all. It's just...not a funny joke.

    • @Novakane78
      @Novakane78 3 роки тому +70

      What bothere me more is Jeremy mentioned gameplay so ...Jeremy fakes ignorance cliché

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 4 роки тому +1004

    "Why doesn't he assume this quill is alien"
    "Why does he assume that this bipedal blue hedgehog with weird hair that can speak English is an alien?"

    • @Mechanicalamity
      @Mechanicalamity 2 роки тому +35

      There’s a bit a difference between one quill, and an entire hedgehog. One quill doesn’t get a sane person running around like the Sanic guy, but an anthropomorphic hedgehog might

    • @Mechanicalamity
      @Mechanicalamity 2 роки тому +15

      My bad, thought you were talking about Th3Birdman

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 Рік тому +3

      @Jurassic Hero Early on in the war the Covenant had a team study English so it could help them fight humans. And later on in the war both UNSC and Covenant armor had built in translation software capable of translating each other's language.

  • @B_Chasnika
    @B_Chasnika 4 роки тому +1394

    Jeremy's sins went from "notice how in this shot he wears a green shirt, then in the next he wears a white one" to "this guy is driving a beatle in 2020?, I'ma tack on 5 sins for being a square" Ding!

    • @Cinderkin
      @Cinderkin 4 роки тому +157

      That's about when I unsubscribed to the channel. It was really interesting in the beginning and now it's just a shitty "joke" channel.

    • @motorwayt-s628
      @motorwayt-s628 4 роки тому +141

      Why would you even sin something like that? It’s not everyday you see someone driving a Beatles member around like a car, that’s kind of amazing

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 4 роки тому +44

      He’s garbage now

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому +133

      Dude hes just obnoxious... His old vids were like 7 an 8 minutes long. He literally shows most of the movies now. The jokes gotta suck

    • @henriknguyen8978
      @henriknguyen8978 4 роки тому +17

      sAtIrEs

  • @filipzulec4140
    @filipzulec4140 4 роки тому +1930

    You forgot to give him 100 more sins because he sinned Tails showing up.

    • @buster3041
      @buster3041 4 роки тому +12

      Tails sucks.

    • @apurpledragon
      @apurpledragon 4 роки тому +158

      @@buster3041 You also suck as well, when did you join UA-cam? 2 days ago?

    • @thelvadam5834
      @thelvadam5834 4 роки тому +97

      Razh 80 I prefer knuckles but tails is good

    • @maldavis166
      @maldavis166 4 роки тому +75

      @@thelvadam5834 I prefer Shadow but Ugandan Knucles is ok too.

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 4 роки тому +97

      Tails is my favorite character.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 роки тому +171

    1:42 Watch Filmento's video essay on this movie. He explains why the "you're probably wondering how I got here" cliché was necessary for this movie to include.

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 4 роки тому +1700

    Ngl sonic himself would be proud of this upload speed

    • @calebwinfield1403
      @calebwinfield1403 4 роки тому +25

      Underrated comment, Your Grace.

    • @PlatformChef
      @PlatformChef 4 роки тому +21

      I know, right? It only took a day to make this video, even with a boat load of editing, joke making, and even speed math.

    • @Gopherzooka
      @Gopherzooka 4 роки тому +8

      @@PlatformChef let's be honest he probably had the script written and recorded and just needed the CS clips.

    • @beyond16bit
      @beyond16bit 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed

    • @MonsieurDDMonsterr
      @MonsieurDDMonsterr 4 роки тому +5

      @@calebwinfield1403 but I made a comment like this and no-one gave me any likes :(

  • @lunareclipse0823
    @lunareclipse0823 4 роки тому +74

    Two things.
    One: Jeremy, the trope that you sinned in the beginning is called “starting in medias res,” which means “starting in the middle of things.” This is used to gain the audience’s excitement for the story about to be told by starting in the middle of the action and then explaining how they got there. It has been used for literally thousands of years, as Greek storytellers used it to start their vocally-told epics. THIS HAS PRACTICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE FOREVER AND IS COMMON IN BOTH TRADITIONAL LITERATURE AND MODERN STORYTELLING (SUCH AS MOVIES), AND YOU SIN IT LIKE IT’S SOMETHING ONLY SONIC HAS DONE.
    And two: Birdman, you missed something on your list of things faster than Sonic.
    1. The Internet
    2. Twitter crap-posts
    3. Birdman

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 4 роки тому +934

    CinemaSins: *Releases EWW Sonic the Hedgehog*
    Th3Birdman: Gotta Go Fast!

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 4 роки тому +14

      I didn't even knew Cinemasins made a Sonic video, so it is, as it is said, hella fast.

    • @delayed_reaction_man
      @delayed_reaction_man 4 роки тому +9

      Right? Th3Birdman wasted no time on this one!

    • @SeismicWolf
      @SeismicWolf 4 роки тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing. Wasted No Time on that.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 роки тому +3

      2:12: What? It's Lazy though? And a Cliche?
      So what's with this random accusations?
      I admit though, sometimes the Fans are just accepting things, but not here. It was just a bad movie.

    • @dewolf123
      @dewolf123 4 роки тому +3

      @@slevinchannel7589 only to you it was

  • @ajerqureshi6411
    @ajerqureshi6411 3 роки тому +357

    Jeremy apparently never realized that the actual definition of “alien” is a foreigner, meaning that aliens are not just space creatures. Historically, before the whole space craze in 50’s and 60’s, the term alien was used to describe someone not from your country. So even if, according to Jeremy, Tom assumed Sonic was from a weird part of Earth...he’d still technically be right to assume he’s an ALIEN!

    • @ciape7547
      @ciape7547 2 роки тому +24

      except for the fact he doesnt call him an alien, he just says he doesnt want to be probed, which can only be taken from the meaning of alien as in from space

    • @ajerqureshi6411
      @ajerqureshi6411 2 роки тому +7

      @@ciape7547 fair point

    • @bluelightstudios6191
      @bluelightstudios6191 2 роки тому +4

      yeah cause sonic was literally born on ANOTHER PLANET ENTIRELY!!!

    • @ptassa270
      @ptassa270 2 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty sure a lot of people don't know what the real definition of alien is.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 роки тому

      Ok, but that would be racist.

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 4 роки тому +850

    Sonic: "There is ONE man who's onto me."
    The One Man: "He's real I tells ya." *holds up a picture of Sanic*

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +47

      *green hill zone earrape*

    • @delayed_reaction_man
      @delayed_reaction_man 4 роки тому +49

      Yeah, that was an unexpected cameo.
      I almost would have wished they did Ugandan Knuckles if it meant they didn't do the Floss dance.

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 4 роки тому +2

      One PUNCH man : seems interesting

    • @Oktoayy
      @Oktoayy 4 роки тому +10

      that cameo totally caught me off guard lmao

    • @julianpradarodriguez7336
      @julianpradarodriguez7336 4 роки тому +12

      @@delayed_reaction_man to be fair, it was a very fast floss dance moment and sonic is quito young... So i did not find it cringy

  • @hyper9984
    @hyper9984 4 роки тому +154

    It really seems CinemaSins never played any Sonic game ever. If you're gonna review or sin a movie that's based on a videogame, at least play the videogame. Sonic 1, 2 and 3&K are ones of the best games ever, it doesn't hurt to play them.

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 3 роки тому +5

      You don't need to play them, just know the basic facts.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 роки тому +14

      Just the classics? Does anyone show love for the post-adventure games?

  • @Funny-ship-man
    @Funny-ship-man 4 роки тому +452

    Fun Fact: the soundtrack they use to introduce Dr "I've come to make an announcement" Robotnik is a slowed down orchestral version of his theme from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 роки тому +14

      Oh sweet

    • @delayed_reaction_man
      @delayed_reaction_man 4 роки тому +13

      Huh... neat.

    • @Lans32485
      @Lans32485 4 роки тому +9

      Thought it sounded similar.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 роки тому +16

      Is Shadow a bitch ass motherfucker?

    • @heftyrumble
      @heftyrumble 4 роки тому +1

      Wait, when in the movie is this? I forgot

  • @micahpetersen2484
    @micahpetersen2484 4 роки тому +63

    7:13
    Actually, the reason that's his smash ultimate pose is that it was an iconic pose in both sonic forces and mania, which came out during the movies development

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 роки тому +5

      You timestamped 7:13, not 17:13, which is when it actually happens.

  • @onehungryboy9438
    @onehungryboy9438 4 роки тому +429

    17:25 "I play Link"
    Me: *staring blankly at the screen while having online Smash vietnam flashbacks*

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +13

      *Kass's theme intensifies*

    • @Fictionboy16
      @Fictionboy16 4 роки тому +11

      I main Sonic, even in Ultimate. Don't @ me for my fighting style, please. And Link is my second favorite.

    • @wyamccor
      @wyamccor 4 роки тому +1

      I would ask which version of Link; Toon, Young, or Breath of the Wild.

    • @TommySoualiga
      @TommySoualiga 4 роки тому +1

      Link main here👀

    • @robp1519
      @robp1519 4 роки тому

      *Terry main has entered the chat

  • @dansgame5472
    @dansgame5472 4 роки тому +161

    CinemaSins: *removes a sin for Jim Carrey*
    CinemaSins 5 seconds later: Kappa
    Everyone: Why are you the way that you are?

  • @caspergv1017
    @caspergv1017 4 роки тому +608

    Guess Shakespeare was lazy for starting romeo and juliet at the end

    • @MrAwsomeness360
      @MrAwsomeness360 4 роки тому +25

      I never properly read the whole story of "Romeo & Juliet", but did it actually start like that?

    • @WippleNut
      @WippleNut 4 роки тому +70

      @@MrAwsomeness360 yep, literally the first line of the play tells you that Romeo and Juliet are going to die.

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 4 роки тому +58

      MrAwesomeness360
      Prologue:
      Two households, both alike in dignity,
      In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
      From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
      Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
      From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
      A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
      Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
      *Do with their death bury their parents' strife.*
      The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
      And the continuance of their parents' rage,
      Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
      Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
      The which if you with patient ears attend,
      What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie 4 роки тому +25

      To be fair, Shakespeare was probably one of the first writers to use this trope, so in his days it wasn't "over done". So it wouldn't be considered lazy.
      I'm not defending cinemasins here, I just like intellectual honesty.

    • @ayushthumbarathy3961
      @ayushthumbarathy3961 4 роки тому +9

      @@gameinsane4718 You shouldn't have done that. But appreciate the effort.

  • @tonyt1616
    @tonyt1616 4 роки тому +43

    17:45 Also to back up your statement, the reason Sonic even went to The Eiffel Tower, Great Wall, and Pyramids was because he saw those locations on the Bus that Robotnik blew up as Sonic Slid under it. Meaning in Egypt, Sonic was out of options.

  • @EverTheFractal
    @EverTheFractal 4 роки тому +317

    I just can't get over how he calls movies mediocre or plays off like they're so below him he can't even google a basic fact and just assumes the movie got it wrong and yet he keeps getting confused at the plot.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 роки тому +71

      Right?? So often he'll flat-out admit he's stopped paying attention, but act like that's the movie's fault for somehow being objectively boring and not worth paying attention to, when really it's a result of him being lazy.
      The whole premise behind CinemaSins is supposed to be that they pay SO much attention to movies that they pick up on little things no one else would notice, like continuity errors, but these days it seems like the complete opposite: Jeremy _misses_ things that would be obvious to anyone who actually watched the movie instead of zoning out while it played in front of them, and then he blames the movie itself for it.

    • @captainvader921
      @captainvader921 4 роки тому +16

      @@elsie8757 that sounds like what the Honest Trailers do. Them looking closely and really picking up on flaws I mean.

    • @gravemind883
      @gravemind883 4 роки тому +19

      Remember the whole Avengers Endgame "this whole end fight is so boring" sin? I remember it. Dont mind me, just.. going for as Alucard would say... an "enthusiastic walk through the woods"

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 роки тому +61

    You firgot to sin the fact that he called the Msuhroom Planet, "Thr Mushroom Kingdom". That wasn't even a good reference, especially considering there was the much more obvious reference of Mushroom Hill Zone, since that's what the planet is based off of

  • @thomasb7347
    @thomasb7347 4 роки тому +268

    Robotnik knew they were going to san francisco because they knew that his family was in San fran and also he'd been accepted in california for a job. Being a genius with federal clearance he'd definitely know about it

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah. Jeremy absolutely knew this, but he doesn’t give a fuck because his videos are clickbait.

  • @Fictionboy16
    @Fictionboy16 4 роки тому +61

    16:14 "Sure, the sin counter remains the same, but not the sin counter in our hearts." That has to be your best quote of 2020, Th3Birdman!

  • @internetexplorer1113
    @internetexplorer1113 4 роки тому +156

    Cinemasins: *Does something*
    Th3Birdman: "So you have chosen... Death."

    • @typea5426
      @typea5426 4 роки тому +9

      But cinemasins is garbage now.

    • @zeeteepippi275
      @zeeteepippi275 4 роки тому +6

      Cinemasins: *exists*
      Th3Birdman: "That's how the Nazis took over Europe."

  • @legoworld246
    @legoworld246 4 роки тому +46

    14:38 I must disagree with this sin, as it assumes that Jeremy is ever NOT zoned out when watching anything.

  • @InfiniteFury2K
    @InfiniteFury2K 4 роки тому +258

    CinemaSins fans be like: "HOW IS BIRDMAN NOT EXHAUSTED?!"
    Th3Birdman fans be like: "WE HAVE NO IDEA!"

  • @oryanstudios2252
    @oryanstudios2252 4 роки тому +107

    Jeremy has no right to call anyone bad at comicbooking. Considering he's never comicbooked in his life.

  • @mememe4188
    @mememe4188 4 роки тому +385

    Cinemasins: *calls sonic rings Cheerios*
    Me: *So you have chosen, death.*

  • @AsuraRaver
    @AsuraRaver 4 роки тому +27

    8:32 You didn't have to add the ring sound effect, but you did and I love you for that.

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +327

    This birdman guy really looks like Blanka from street fighter

  • @jester8379
    @jester8379 4 роки тому +33

    12:40 I'm sure that scene made more sense with Sonic's old design where he had some less cartoony facial features, his eyes were small enough to fit behind the sunglasses for example. This is further strengthened by Tom's line where he tries to say it's a facial deformity, the way he says it could be that he's trying to guilt the waitress and make her feel like she shouldn't pry on what could be a very sensitive topic. Remember the manhog comments towards the old design? I'm sure it was designed like that on purpose so he could be mistaken for an odd looking child from a distance.

    • @ShadowKamehameha32
      @ShadowKamehameha32 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah but that design was a literal abomination and should never have seen the light of day. I was so glad that they changed it.

    • @jester8379
      @jester8379 4 роки тому +6

      @@ShadowKamehameha32 Well of course. I'm just saying that when you change something so drastic in a film so quickly there's bound to be complications.

  • @luxelinfernal4875
    @luxelinfernal4875 4 роки тому +118

    Never gonna get tired of your waifus GIFs to avoid copyright issues, seriously that's a cool idea.

  • @Beto_Serrano
    @Beto_Serrano 4 роки тому +37

    I like how this movie implies that sonic possesses something similar to Flash's speedforce.
    Also, when they claimed bullshit about sonic's feat of going to the pacific and back, using the speed measure in the radar, he fortgot about the fact that 296 mph is the TOP that such radars can calculate, meaning that sonic may have probably been going faster that that

  • @KARTOONOG
    @KARTOONOG 4 роки тому +171

    CinemaSins: Everything wrong with Sonic the Hedgehog
    Th3Birdman: So you have chosen death

    • @Devils_Lair_Comics
      @Devils_Lair_Comics 4 роки тому +7

      No, that was when they sinned "The Iron Giant"

    • @Kemiyaaa
      @Kemiyaaa 4 роки тому

      Laurent Mosley 𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸!!!!!(ง'̀-'́)ง

    • @lucinavonnolaran8728
      @lucinavonnolaran8728 4 роки тому +1

      When I saw CS' video on sonic come up, I:
      1. Knew that this video was coming.
      2. Jeremy had just chosen death via EVERY Sonic Fan.

    • @mjtruth1039
      @mjtruth1039 3 роки тому +1

      @@Devils_Lair_Comics And _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ .

  • @jonathangarcia5279
    @jonathangarcia5279 4 роки тому +44

    I'm convinced that Jeremy would secretly (or the opposite of secretly) love a certain infamous scene in Sonic '06 just because of the yoga sin. Seriously, the yoga practice is not a sin.

  • @someusername69420
    @someusername69420 4 роки тому +103

    How stupid is Cinemasins?
    Th3Birdman: yes

  • @simonmann4922
    @simonmann4922 4 роки тому +94

    Sanic meme: exists
    Film director: yes

    • @WakoDoodle
      @WakoDoodle 4 роки тому +14

      director: in the sequel uganda knuckles will be added too!
      knuckles: Oh No!

  • @surfangel8572
    @surfangel8572 4 роки тому +54

    "How old is sonic?" quantity of sins already had me laughing but the rolling sonic on the counter made me lose it

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 4 роки тому +66

    I mean, let's look on the plus side with this film.
    This is the closest Dewey will ever get to actually being named Turbo.
    This has been your anual dose of Duck Tales Jokes.

    • @kylesmyle4233
      @kylesmyle4233 3 роки тому +9

      He could've been Turbo!

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 2 роки тому +5

      Leonardo will always be related to blue characters in popular franchises.

    • @erinchappel1359
      @erinchappel1359 2 роки тому +2

      Donald owes Dewey 11 years of turbo.

    • @bottlecap7533
      @bottlecap7533 2 роки тому +5

      HE COULD'VE BEEN *TURBO??!?!*

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 2 роки тому +1

      @@kylesmyle4233 I understood that reference

  • @DeeLeeTheOddity
    @DeeLeeTheOddity 4 роки тому +191

    Now all we need is CinemaWins' Everything Great about Sonic and the universe will be whole again

    • @NoobsailerRBH
      @NoobsailerRBH 4 роки тому +30

      It's out, things are whole again. :D

    • @jexelbur6872
      @jexelbur6872 4 роки тому +14

      I’d like to see all three channels make a video.

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb 3 роки тому +3

      @@jexelbur6872 idk a god cant meet each other easily

  • @schizoformographagizer6499
    @schizoformographagizer6499 4 роки тому +38

    I really like how your subtitles have secret jokes and information hidden in them, like how you mentioned that "that's how evolution works" at 3:14 but didnt say it. A very creative and fun use of subtitles, especially considering how shitty CinemaSins subtitles are

  • @youngsirzo
    @youngsirzo 4 роки тому +17

    6:04
    Exactly. If you have a superpower, it stands to reason you get secondary powers that come along with it. Superspeed, heightened perception, no shit. *Jeremy feigns ignorance cliche*

  • @christianedward8469
    @christianedward8469 4 роки тому +38

    Shoutout to Birdman for giving us the introduction Paramount didn’t give us! SEGAAAAA!!!! You’re the real MVP

    • @Lans32485
      @Lans32485 4 роки тому +8

      Actually the SEGA logo sequence does end in a "SEGA".

    • @The_True_Guy_Who_Asked
      @The_True_Guy_Who_Asked 3 роки тому +3

      *Cough cough*
      SEEEEEEEGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Jefango
    @Jefango 4 роки тому +94

    Love the “How old is Sonic?” thrown in the 29 sins at the beginning!!! 1:06 lol :)

    • @Renzolodeon
      @Renzolodeon 3 роки тому +7

      15-17 depending on the show, but never over or under that age

    • @Gator-soup
      @Gator-soup 3 роки тому +9

      @@Renzolodeon I think both Sega and the wiki say that the age of sonic is 16 in the games probably 12 in the movie hopefully movies

    • @ryanallen5396
      @ryanallen5396 2 роки тому +5

      @@Renzolodeon he's actually supposed to be 13-14 in the movies, according to Jeff Fowler

    • @Agent-yw1kj
      @Agent-yw1kj 2 роки тому +2

      @@Gator-soup He's 15

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 2 роки тому +2

      @@Agent-yw1kj 16 in the sequel, it's been about a year and a half

  • @SrJuliothe3rddailydumbcrap
    @SrJuliothe3rddailydumbcrap 4 роки тому +15

    4:39, the reason it says 296 is because radar guns clock out at around 300mph, and in the trailer it says 700 mph

  • @moret25
    @moret25 4 роки тому +18

    4:06 Christ alive... a movie being animated DOES NOT MAKE IT A KIDS' MOVIE! Case in point: Sausage Party.

    • @latorasmith
      @latorasmith 2 роки тому +1

      Also this movie isn't animated. It's live action

  • @mayonaise8801
    @mayonaise8801 3 роки тому +7

    2:05 I know there's a disclaimer at the beginning of your videos, but damn, you went DEEP.

  • @Syntastic
    @Syntastic 4 роки тому +41

    New fan and really enjoying going through the back catalog. I watched Sins a long time ago, but stopped because as you point out a lot, he's just sinning things for the sake of having high numbers now and is just a dick that attacks good movies to get a reaction from people defending it and raise his viewcount.
    Anyways, regarding the vet GF having human smelling salts in her medical kit. I remember reading a (reddit?) post a while back from a veterinarian, that was answering why people that get shot in movies always go to a vet. Besides actual doctors legally having to report treating gunshots, they also said that vets actually use a LOT of human drugs/medical instruments, because companies don't make animal-specific versions of many tools. So they use human instruments and just modify them to work how they need. So her having common human drugs in her kit is actually completely normal. Another factor of why vets are better in emergency conditions is that animals have significantly weaker systems and very easily go into shock, so vets are trained to be much more delicate during surgery, as well as dealing as little additional damage as possible during the surgery, since animals heal much slower than humans. So if you need someone to remove a bullet in back-alley conditions without killing you, a vet is actually your best choice.

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto 4 роки тому +34

    The moment you mentioned Power Stone, I automatically loved this.

  • @seraphimvalkyrin4543
    @seraphimvalkyrin4543 4 роки тому +29

    Also adding a sin to CinemaSins for calling Sonic "Super Sonic" at the end when he clearly wasn't.

  • @nolandavis1129
    @nolandavis1129 4 роки тому +36

    Was playing Sonic Mania when this popped up on my notifications.

  • @billyfarmerii1669
    @billyfarmerii1669 4 роки тому +58

    "Oh wait... You're from TN" I'm from Tennessee. We don't claim Jeremy here 😂

    • @DJDandyFresh
      @DJDandyFresh 4 роки тому +2

      This. Big this.

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 4 роки тому +1

      Also the lines right before it XD

    • @KatieSteedArt1
      @KatieSteedArt1 4 роки тому +1

      I'm from London, England. Does anyone claim him?

    • @callherfoofoo
      @callherfoofoo 4 роки тому +1

      I'm from Nashville TN and we have hospitality Ion know wea Jeremy from he must be close to Kentucky

  • @Sonic171K
    @Sonic171K 4 роки тому +17

    6:50 The Sanic meme is in a Sonic game too, Forces.

  • @gamewiz720
    @gamewiz720 4 роки тому +13

    9:40 I knew Birdman was going to sin Jeremy for that reference to The Fugitive.

  • @BrontoSmilodon1
    @BrontoSmilodon1 4 роки тому +25

    6:13 Jeremy is one of those people who calls other people perverts to cover up the fact that he was looking at a woman's butt and liked it.

  • @CommandoKnight200
    @CommandoKnight200 4 роки тому +34

    8:27 This is also, Jeremy trying to make movies worse, cliche. 😁

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 роки тому +5

      “Jeremy tries to make a movie worse with his GarBAGE ideas ex Machina.”
      Coined by future Birdman in EWW CS Deadpool.

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 2 роки тому +1

      Facts

  • @ByronVoogt
    @ByronVoogt 4 роки тому +10

    15:18 isn't even the spin dash from the original games, it's the drop dash from Sonic Mania released in 2017. Enjoyed the video, especially since I'm a crazy Sonic fan and refused to watch the CinemaSins EWW video. They used to be plot and technically based but now the EWW videos just seem to be a case of "we hate this movie and here's why".

  • @wojtekw738
    @wojtekw738 2 роки тому +12

    Wait did Cinemasins actually called this 18:14 super sonic?
    Chaos Emeralds aren't even in this movie!

  • @nolandavis1129
    @nolandavis1129 4 роки тому +12

    15:52 The only sin here is the fact they didn’t use the E.G.G.M.A.N. theme from Sonic Adventure 2 in this scene.

  • @averagenoah
    @averagenoah Рік тому +5

    16:23 Maddie is a vet. I can almost guarantee that a cat would scratch someone and make them bleed, so having a first aid kit would make sense. And if you are wondering why there are the smelling salts, (if you are, there is a 95% chance you are a Cinemasins fan), there are 2 possible reasons. First, they might have been included in the original kit and she just kept them around just in case she needed them. Second, an allergy might make someone pass out, so the salts could wake them up.

  • @TheRealJahan
    @TheRealJahan 4 роки тому +19

    Yet another video of Th3Birdman calling me intelligent, you’re making me blush 🥰🤣🤣

  • @DeathDealer_1021
    @DeathDealer_1021 4 роки тому +28

    0:52 as a pixel artist, thank you

    • @HajudinStar
      @HajudinStar 2 роки тому

      As someone who Cannot do pixel art, I salute you

  • @Extreme2566
    @Extreme2566 4 роки тому +6

    3:52 Thank you! this is all I was(kinda)thinking
    and about that scene with when Tom let Sonic out the car MatPat also caluated the speed when he saw the movie

  • @feywinterfox9630
    @feywinterfox9630 4 роки тому +7

    XD that Ending! If you would have added the “NO BODY CARES!” Part I would have been in pure tears...who am I kidding, I am in tears thinking about it!

  • @kejo0707
    @kejo0707 4 роки тому +9

    Thank you Birdman, I was literally about to lose it with the errors!!

  • @LinxSphinx
    @LinxSphinx 3 роки тому +12

    Writer speaking here: Starting a story from the end (or the middle) and then going back to the start of the story is called "in medias res" (eng. "In the middle of things"). This writing technique has been used for thousands of years and creates suspense as well as interest in the view/reader which it clearly is doing here. After all, who doesn't look at the start of the movie and ask how things have gotten this way? Why are things exploding? What is Sonic running from? etc.
    Calling "in medias res" lazy is the same as calling "Chekhov's gun" or "show don't tell" lazy

  • @Jinsoku440
    @Jinsoku440 4 роки тому +8

    Dude, pulled over driving to watch this!
    Edit: the SmoothMcGroove outro was worth it

  • @Rasmus-Adik
    @Rasmus-Adik 4 роки тому +6

    7:01 right when you got cut off, i got an ad. Perfect timing...

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 4 роки тому

      You are lucky i got Premium so i cant experience that

  • @barisbal7782
    @barisbal7782 4 роки тому +7

    12:17 my first guess would be his thorns make them stick to his head. but you have a point too

  • @AssaultRider555
    @AssaultRider555 4 роки тому +10

    9:18 Huh. Kinda sounds similar to a certain UA-cam channel with millions of subscribers that criticises movies.

  • @edoardoprevelato6577
    @edoardoprevelato6577 4 роки тому +10

    2:48 that burn was so hot my phone almost went up in flames!

    • @JakeTLT
      @JakeTLT Рік тому +1

      I grabbed a fire shield earlier in the act

  • @DonEBrooke32
    @DonEBrooke32 4 роки тому +8

    5:57 again, Birdman, i've told him. "through his point of view, it's not speed reading."

  • @cinemagraphic6324
    @cinemagraphic6324 4 роки тому +13

    14:15 - *"Yes, Motherfucker. We DO!"*
    - Th3Birdman, 2020.

  • @135Fenrir
    @135Fenrir 4 роки тому +5

    Got a rephrasing for ya that should make your life easier. "Jeremy mistakes a Cliche for a Trope Cliche."
    Love your vids man, keep it up

  • @alainachimanatic8756
    @alainachimanatic8756 4 роки тому +8

    12:08
    When he calculated Sonic's speed from the truck to the Pacific, that was my reaction.

  • @sonicroze
    @sonicroze 4 роки тому +12

    This movie was far better than it had any right to be :) While I did feel that Sonic's speed fluctuated a bit during the movie - I didn't care because I was having F U N, and I feel like Cinemasins doesn't get that joy anymore.
    Maybe they should try sinning Artemis Fowl, it's... an easy target.

    • @ShadowKamehameha32
      @ShadowKamehameha32 4 роки тому +1

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 Canonically he is a teenager so it makes sense for him to be a little childish

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 4 роки тому +9

    2:26 he would know who lived there if he played the first game. It's literally about sonic freeing animals from eggman.

  • @patrickmcgregor5168
    @patrickmcgregor5168 4 роки тому +12

    When Jeremy said that Sonic has never done a prank like the bar fight, did he forget about Crazy Carl?

  • @HankJr.
    @HankJr. 4 роки тому +13

    I love Cinemasins, but I miss when they would sin actual mistakes in the movie like disappearing props or magically changing clothes instead of focusing on criticizing the screen writers and the the plot of the movie. It feels like more of a movie review than a mistake review like they used to be.

  • @tatsukinomiya
    @tatsukinomiya 4 роки тому +1

    Not going to lie, after watching CS' Sonic vid literally 2 days ago and recently finding your channel yesterday, I HEAVILYYYYYYY awaited for this one. Lmao A LOT of the commentary in that video I wanted to argue with and this is a good way of ventilation lol

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 4 роки тому +7

    As I watched Cinemasins' video, I could already hear you crunching on chips saying "You padding the sin count, bro?"

  • @ThePandaManRansom
    @ThePandaManRansom 4 роки тому +5

    Most underrated channel on UA-cam

  • @Redzilla54
    @Redzilla54 2 роки тому +15

    18:25 this aged well

  • @PlauerProduktion
    @PlauerProduktion 4 роки тому +4

    Man, everytime i listen to your voice I just want you to narrate something important in my life. I.E. your voice is awesome xD

  • @BigDealDante
    @BigDealDante 4 роки тому +47

    I used to knoe Birman because of Cinemasins...now I know Cinemasins bc of Birdman!!

    • @blubettle1191
      @blubettle1191 4 роки тому +1

      Kimi FW I think you’re genuinely asking so I’ll answer, I think he implies because of Cinema Sins downfall he knew Birdman

  • @ToonsyTheToon
    @ToonsyTheToon 2 роки тому +6

    3:35 well that aged well 🙃
    EDIT: 4:18 OOOOHHH That one REALLY age's perfectly 😖

  • @TheRealJahan
    @TheRealJahan 4 роки тому +14

    4:30 Also, learned this from Film Theory, the radar also caps out at a certain speed so it’s possible Sonic was going *way* faster than 296 MPH

    • @Th3Birdman
      @Th3Birdman  4 роки тому +7

      That video was before the movie was released. In the actual film, Sonic causes the radar to go over 300 mph.

    • @TheRealJahan
      @TheRealJahan 4 роки тому

      Th3Birdman true true

  • @FunWare.mp4
    @FunWare.mp4 4 роки тому +2

    I like that you are saying what we all are thinking about cinemasins :)
    Also next you should do ,every thing wrong with Jeramy

  • @starkingprince
    @starkingprince 4 роки тому +13

    I be watching cinema sin and hearing the birdman voice in my head with some of their "sins"

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 4 роки тому +2

    Your humor, writing, and presentation is evolving man. Keep it up. You're getting better every time. Which is impressive. Since you were. You know. FUCKING great to start.

  • @TempestKrimps
    @TempestKrimps 4 роки тому +8

    7:53 thank you so much for that long, disappointed sigh

  • @Rodutchi
    @Rodutchi 3 роки тому +7

    7:47 not gonna even joke about liking him now, what a disgrace.

  • @Lunictd
    @Lunictd 4 роки тому +8

    12:02 As a person from Europe, I really appreciate the value of Sonic's speed in kilometers per hour in the parenthesis. Thank you, kind sir! (Not that I can't estimate the thing in miles, it's just that SI *is* superior, so...)
    Also, a really fun video, once again!

  • @MrQuickshot117
    @MrQuickshot117 4 роки тому +5

    That rant at 2:00, is exactly why I unsubscribed from these guys years ago.
    And why I love CinemaWins and why I'm subscribed to a guy named bird

  • @OmarRodriguez-pj3qy
    @OmarRodriguez-pj3qy 4 роки тому +5

    12:03 891 times the speed of sound really is fast. He’d have to go about 981 times faster then even THAT to reach light speed so... Super Sonic is a powerful transformation.

  • @aeon87
    @aeon87 2 роки тому +2

    This is the first video I saw from you nearly 2 years ago and it still entertains me. Here's hoping the second movie is even better.

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 2 роки тому

      UK viewer here. It is even better! Definitely go see it!

  • @alisorvoluntas9790
    @alisorvoluntas9790 4 роки тому +3

    *"I play Link so it should be easy"*
    Ahhh I see you too are a man of culture Th3Birdman. ;)
    (That being said, as a Link player I could not agree more).

    • @shadow64dd
      @shadow64dd 4 роки тому

      As a Sonic Main, Link Mains (unless it's young link) are the least of my concerns

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 4 роки тому +5

    4:45 And that’s when you’re looking at that baseball. So a small object going much faster that you have no idea to look out for could plausibly not be seen.

  • @wyamccor
    @wyamccor 4 роки тому +7

    Sin for this scene 3:38. Sonic and Knuckles are roughly the same age. Knuckles would be a kid during that scene (1 year difference).That would be the Knuckles Clan the same clan from Sonic Adventure.

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 роки тому

      i think he just called one of them Knuckles for the reference

  • @iinfernox
    @iinfernox 11 місяців тому +2

    7:56 i also thought that in this scene, it's pretty obvious that Sonic doesn't want to go to the mushroom planet, and uses the fact that the drones are outside in order to give himself a reason to stay on Earth a while longer.