How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2012
  • Check out HISHE's spin on the epic conclusion to The Dark Knight Trilogy: How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended. As always, be on the lookout for special guest appearances by some of your favorite HISHE characters!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 22 тис.

  • @xiang5814
    @xiang5814 8 років тому +5020

    The sleeping darts say:"knight knight". Clever.

    • @2fast4coolness66
      @2fast4coolness66 8 років тому +10

      I know right

    • @ravengaming5381
      @ravengaming5381 8 років тому +14

      +2fast 4coolness "I can take it over the bay" Game Theory says otherwise

    • @firegamer6231
      @firegamer6231 6 років тому +6

      Xiang awwwwww yeah

    • @steliosa7078
      @steliosa7078 6 років тому +2

      Why is it clever?

    • @angdata9371
      @angdata9371 4 роки тому +10

      ^ A pun on "Night night", since that's a.. sleeping dart : D

  • @NaughtyNotorious
    @NaughtyNotorious 7 років тому +3432

    "Yea, I've been stabbed... and I might be bleeding out... but it's ok because... because I'm Batman."

  • @jordanclark8938
    @jordanclark8938 3 роки тому +3211

    "Get busy swimming or get busy dying" is one of the best hishe lines ever and totally is true Lucious could have done that lol.

    • @NintendoCaprisunish
      @NintendoCaprisunish 3 роки тому +97

      It’s a good Shawshank Redemption reference!

    • @b4yt_
      @b4yt_ 3 роки тому +20

      No it is "Because i'm BATMAN!"

    • @matiasr6509
      @matiasr6509 3 роки тому +27

      I prefer "get busy diving or get busy dying"

    • @chrono2959
      @chrono2959 3 роки тому +11

      It's more or less what my grandpa told me when he taught me how to swim that's basically what he said while throwing me in the deep end.

    • @AtoZcrazypoint21
      @AtoZcrazypoint21 3 роки тому

      Good

  • @user-kk9mq5ps7l
    @user-kk9mq5ps7l 6 років тому +2460

    “Worst death ever”
    Best line in this parody.

  • @shall-0476
    @shall-0476 8 років тому +776

    "Here have some money"
    *Holds up tissue box*

  • @verbatimstudiosnz3197
    @verbatimstudiosnz3197 7 років тому +1621

    Oh Hell no, I'm not wearing that.
    -Blake.

    • @spacewolfblackmane19
      @spacewolfblackmane19 7 років тому +58

      Leon .C the main reason we may never see a classic Robin

    • @anilsharma-xn6gb
      @anilsharma-xn6gb 7 років тому +9

      This is best man of bats .

    • @jg-zp9ft
      @jg-zp9ft 7 років тому +15

      heck, not hell

    • @fdsjlaf
      @fdsjlaf 3 роки тому +3

      He was gunna wear the nightwing costume

  • @hemanthrajhanish4459
    @hemanthrajhanish4459 4 роки тому +1169

    I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice

    • @pelonis2523
      @pelonis2523 3 роки тому +20

      Almost like thats the point

    • @yearoldnut4797
      @yearoldnut4797 3 роки тому +8

      why are you trying to steal Captain Obvious’s title?

    • @volt3091
      @volt3091 3 роки тому +15

      *hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @castetan2002
      @castetan2002 3 роки тому +16

      I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice because he's batman

    • @manhmario1500
      @manhmario1500 3 роки тому +7

      Because he's BATMAN

  • @nielsoncallejo8845
    @nielsoncallejo8845 4 роки тому +1938

    Gordon: "have some money"
    Also Gordon: *gives toilet paper instead*
    I mean everyone will take that these days

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 роки тому +23

      It may as well be the most purchased item in stores

    • @---nb1ly
      @---nb1ly 4 роки тому +7

      @@z-man1237 um....in korea its the masks

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 роки тому +2

      편집자라임
      True

    • @NaughtyNotorious
      @NaughtyNotorious 4 роки тому +2

      aah Mr Morgan Nice to see you again....

    • @G1bs0n306
      @G1bs0n306 4 роки тому +28

      Pretty sure those were tissues....

  • @ichigouzumaki324
    @ichigouzumaki324 7 років тому +2064

    lmao... "heck no, I'm not wearing that"

    • @thambidave
      @thambidave 7 років тому +23

      Vincent Hemsley Cough Cough Family Friendly Channel Cough Cough

    • @DankBlitzwing
      @DankBlitzwing 5 років тому +15

      Should have been the 2003 Robin Outfit, or Nightwing.

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 4 роки тому +4

      @@DankBlitzwing probably Nightwing

  • @jazzyprince3335
    @jazzyprince3335 9 років тому +565

    Best Morgan freeman impression ever!

    • @Eevee136
      @Eevee136 9 років тому +22

      Thank Gassy Mexican for that.

    • @jacobstormann4452
      @jacobstormann4452 9 років тому +5

      Nobody fucks with Morgan Freeman!

    • @GuessWho195
      @GuessWho195 9 років тому +9

      Eevee136 Wait that was Max? Wow I didn't even realise that...

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles 9 років тому

      Fredico Finjay Goddamn you're a crybaby.

    • @SoloOrTroll
      @SoloOrTroll 9 років тому +5

      Fredico Finjay You're not being funny.

  • @allanramirez5124
    @allanramirez5124 4 роки тому +604

    Y’all need to make a “because I’m Batman t shirt” would definitely buy

    • @noodlesmaster69420
      @noodlesmaster69420 3 роки тому +13

      Allan Ramirez They have it. I bought one

    • @jackavery7179
      @jackavery7179 2 роки тому +3

      Yessssssssssss and have all the HISHE batman's on it

  • @sglmrn
    @sglmrn 6 років тому +416

    "Here Have Some Money"
    HOLDS UP A TISSUE BOX

  • @connorclemmons8698
    @connorclemmons8698 8 років тому +5278

    "Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying..." - The voice of God, when he flooded the Earth.

    • @AlphaAzure-blu
      @AlphaAzure-blu 7 років тому +104

      It took me a moment to process this joke

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 7 років тому +62

      Alpha Azure Was it a good joke though?

    • @AlphaAzure-blu
      @AlphaAzure-blu 7 років тому +96

      Connor Clemmons fucki'n amazing dude.

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 7 років тому +8

      ***** Not really. Land of Cain isn't a Garden of Eden, so those that died kind of deserved it.

    • @NbDyKiran
      @NbDyKiran 7 років тому +37

      If you actually get it, it's 20 times as funny. It's a shawshank redemption reference :D

  • @OrangeKyle91
    @OrangeKyle91 8 років тому +1780

    I just realized that all of these Superhero Cafe scenes that we love so much are basically just Daniel Baxter talking to himself. XD

    • @sv4mp3n98
      @sv4mp3n98 8 років тому +83

      It's pretty sad I like it more when it's 2 people doing it togheter

    • @anthonyandersen1390
      @anthonyandersen1390 7 років тому +45

      Like Seth macfarlne

    • @jacksonvader5980
      @jacksonvader5980 6 років тому +4

      OrangeKyle91 what app on the App Store did he download to make these videos

    • @nadiahapsari3359
      @nadiahapsari3359 2 роки тому +3

      @@sv4mp3n98 Then imagine what Dee Bradley Baker have to go through for years

    • @Guyettejohn
      @Guyettejohn Рік тому

      Kinda like Tom Hardy (as Eddie AND Venom)

  • @tomhaland3704
    @tomhaland3704 4 роки тому +186

    3:06 instant regret from Clark right there

  • @schrodingerscat1077
    @schrodingerscat1077 7 років тому +122

    2:43
    "Master Wayne, are you sitting next to that wanted criminal?"

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 2 роки тому +6

      Selina, “Ex criminal!”
      Superman, “What up Alfred?”
      Bruce, “ Not the right time Clark!”
      Clark, “Now?”
      Bruce, “Now.”
      2:49

  • @autumnwinds5353
    @autumnwinds5353 8 років тому +1750

    How are you still breathing right now?! Never mind...I already..I already know what you're gonna sa- *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN*

    • @Bobby-ke4jl
      @Bobby-ke4jl 8 років тому +45

      I walked right into that one

    • @chrishall2594
      @chrishall2594 8 років тому +42

      +Bobby yes you did

    • @Robin007George
      @Robin007George 8 років тому +12

      +Autumnwinds BECAUSE I'M BATMANBECAUSE I'M BATMAN

    • @thesushi1947
      @thesushi1947 8 років тому +53

      I walked right into that one
      *Yes you did*

    • @shadowrevenant8665
      @shadowrevenant8665 5 років тому

      HEY THAT'S MY LINE, But i approved it

  • @kyliesouthwick5904
    @kyliesouthwick5904 8 років тому +1018

    Lol, Clark...
    Clark: Hi Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry!

    • @cupstv4768
      @cupstv4768 8 років тому +2

      +Kylie Southwick it was Robin

    • @braindamagedgirl-zu9xk
      @braindamagedgirl-zu9xk 8 років тому +5

      +Cups TV naw ot was sups

    • @carlocumino824
      @carlocumino824 6 років тому

      Kylie Southwick Clark is fantastic. Why Bruce bring his fake nerd friend at a date?
      Because he‘s BATMAN

    • @anuragrebelli4267
      @anuragrebelli4267 5 років тому +3

      Did Martha cry as well.......???
      Batman: hey my mother's dead
      Clark: my mother's Martha as well. Are u speaking abt her
      Batman: tell me WHY DID U SAY THAT NAME.......???

    • @pulsare.m.6719
      @pulsare.m.6719 4 роки тому

      I just died right there

  • @vishnumenon9815
    @vishnumenon9815 4 роки тому +245

    Technically bane knew that one day everyone will wear mask
    Bane: which year it is
    The ancient one: your about a few years early

  • @ItsKitchBro
    @ItsKitchBro 6 років тому +148

    "I was gonna save em for later... Then i thought... Now's good."

  • @cobb541
    @cobb541 9 років тому +9782

    Hey, you wanna know my secret identity ?

    • @miriamdiedrich7524
      @miriamdiedrich7524 9 років тому +891

      Is it Bruce Wayne?

    • @Satbirsran
      @Satbirsran 9 років тому +210

      Kind of like your utility belt

    • @jakeblues875
      @jakeblues875 9 років тому +193

      satbir sran BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAN!

    • @cobb541
      @cobb541 9 років тому +393

      matthew standell BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAN

    • @Satbirsran
      @Satbirsran 9 років тому +53

      Batman you are awesome Bruce Wayne

  • @Raza2701
    @Raza2701 7 років тому +5484

    Worst. Death. Ever.
    So true 😂

  • @annnee6818
    @annnee6818 6 років тому +63

    "I walked right into that one!"
    - "Yes you did!" 😂😂😂

  • @leviackermen7846
    @leviackermen7846 3 роки тому +92

    Morgan Freeman shines in every HISHE clip! Lol, "get busy swimming.."

  • @kratosboa
    @kratosboa 9 років тому +354

    "Get busy swimming or get busy dying" oh man Shawshank redemption xDDDD

  • @Mike-eo1bw
    @Mike-eo1bw 8 років тому +3909

    I like how everyone knows who Batman is who wears a mask, but no one can identify Superman as Clark Kent in the movies.

    • @tugulduraltansukh3792
      @tugulduraltansukh3792 6 років тому +164

      clark erases people's mind with his glasses thats why no one can remember him

    • @henryambrose8607
      @henryambrose8607 6 років тому +67

      Tuguldur Altansukh You can't tell who someone is if they wear glasses

    • @doomsdayclock7024
      @doomsdayclock7024 6 років тому +6

      Tuguldur Altansukh} qe

    • @Sevan_UP
      @Sevan_UP 6 років тому +33

      Mikeylangelo dc logic at its finest

    • @mainman3476
      @mainman3476 6 років тому +78

      Who would suspect a nerdy reporter with no self confidence to be a god?

  • @spaghettboy6883
    @spaghettboy6883 3 роки тому +80

    I love watching the evolution of the “relationship” between coffee shop batman and superman.
    Also. Toilet paper is money now.

  • @dalek3257
    @dalek3257 3 роки тому +141

    I still can't get over how the knife pierced the armor if a bullet can't

    • @haiderzaidi5551
      @haiderzaidi5551 2 роки тому +40

      Maybe the knife went through the mesh while the bullet clanged against the armour plates? Only logical explanation I could think of

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 2 роки тому +7

      Different armor quality at different parts of his body, maybe.

    • @dalek3257
      @dalek3257 2 роки тому +4

      @@eric_moore-6126 For Anyone Else, Sure... But For Batman, He's A Billionaire Who Strives For Perfection And You Know That He's Willing To Spend Whatever It Takes To Make Himself Invincible. We've Seen Bruce's Collage Of Strengthening His Armor And That Practically Showed Us That The Guy's Armor Is Impenetrable And Him Being The Smert Boi He Is, He Would Have Probably Thought Ahead Of A Knife Attack So It All Comes Down To My Hypothesis That Nolan Wrote Himself Into A Corner And He Knew That He Had To Weasel His Way Out Of It So He Went Along With It And Hoped Everybody Would Ignore It For The Sake Of Plot And Drama.....
      And Thems The Facts 👽

    • @govindmenon1859
      @govindmenon1859 2 роки тому +31

      in the second movie, bruce asks for armor that he could be more mobile in, such as being able to turn his head, etc. Fox says to him "separation of the plates will make you susceptible to knives but ok". All you had to do was pay attention hon

    • @dalek3257
      @dalek3257 2 роки тому

      @@govindmenon1859 i don't personally remember that bit but if it did happen, then I thank you for sharing it here. Gotta Love when people mistake your continuity for blunt writing 💀

  • @turtledude83
    @turtledude83 8 років тому +1522

    "HI ALFRED! SORRY BRUCE MADE YOU CRY!"
    XD God bless you Superman, you made my day.

  • @firatabuleyla473
    @firatabuleyla473 8 років тому +820

    I actually love Bane's voice.

    • @maskeddedede5962
      @maskeddedede5962 8 років тому +10

      +Firat Abuleyla Me too buddy. I think we're a rare breed.

    • @2fast4coolness66
      @2fast4coolness66 8 років тому +4

      Yea we are

    • @water_color
      @water_color 8 років тому +6

      I like his spanish voice better

    • @water_color
      @water_color 8 років тому +9

      But this banes voice is LEGEND

    • @sallyW.
      @sallyW. 8 років тому +4

      +Firat Abuleyla
      I fell in love with that voice

  • @mailamya
    @mailamya 6 років тому +23

    Sees the robin suit
    -OH HECK NO IM NOT WARING THAT!

  • @Lucas-ek2uc
    @Lucas-ek2uc Рік тому +7

    2:31 Super Café timestamp (This is just for me)

  • @SarahCookefilms
    @SarahCookefilms 9 років тому +169

    I lost it with the Robin costume part :'D

  • @benturian
    @benturian 7 років тому +207

    "Oh poop guess we're screwed" what should have happened was he came back to life and was a like "NO YOUR NOT........BECAUSE IM MATMAN"

    • @FNCREEKER
      @FNCREEKER 5 років тому +6

      Matman?

    • @syednoorerasul
      @syednoorerasul 3 роки тому +5

      @@FNCREEKER yeah he sells mats, gotta do something to make extra pocket money

  • @rensv7928
    @rensv7928 4 роки тому +8

    0:45 Weren't there armed followers of bane watching in this scene that would probably have shot batman if he tried using his darts?

  • @enteranamehere3242
    @enteranamehere3242 7 років тому +19

    "Heck, no I'm not wearing THAT!" XD

  • @stanhenderson6255
    @stanhenderson6255 8 років тому +480

    greatest one liner eva, Because I'm Batman

  • @Jordan-ku2zh
    @Jordan-ku2zh 8 років тому +918

    BECAUSE I'M

  • @christinarh521
    @christinarh521 6 років тому

    This has got to be hands down my favorite use of UA-cam ever. 💕

  • @Amazo_thecreator8986
    @Amazo_thecreator8986 4 роки тому +14

    Blake: Oh heck no i'm not wearin' that! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dannyhernandez265
    @dannyhernandez265 8 років тому +373

    "Good call son, here have some money". LoL

  • @juliaRN2023
    @juliaRN2023 8 років тому +244

    I can't get over Clark kent saying, "hi, alfred sorry bruce made you cry" 😂😂😂

  • @lucasdg6904
    @lucasdg6904 3 роки тому +10

    “Well, get busy swimming or get busy dyin’.”
    - Lucius Fox

  • @SilvestriChateauOfficial
    @SilvestriChateauOfficial 3 роки тому +6

    2:22
    Best Ending Ever.

  • @IGNXIII
    @IGNXIII 10 років тому +67

    That was the best "Because I'm Batman" ever.

  • @bardonardo2001
    @bardonardo2001 8 років тому +41

    "Oh heck no I'm not wearing that!!!" - Blake Johnson 2012

    • @alexd6142
      @alexd6142 6 років тому

      The Sensational Spider-Dude Doesn't want to be like Burt Ward

  • @baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925
    @baskhemjingmutlyngdohmarsh925 5 років тому +3

    this was my first HISHE video and been watching ever since. 😊

  • @Nayops23
    @Nayops23 4 роки тому +4

    2:38
    Clark - Hi Alfred, sorry Bruce made you cry....

  • @GamesLegitament
    @GamesLegitament 10 років тому +44

    1:23 "Good call rookie! Here, have some money (Hands him tissues)" LOL!

  • @eddie0326ful
    @eddie0326ful 7 років тому +504

    Love the shawshank reference

    • @reeclipse2335
      @reeclipse2335 7 років тому

      Тhе Dаrk Кnight Risеs mооооviе hееееrе => twitter.com/f825802c1efcaaca8/status/795841858291126273 Hоw Тhе Dаааrk Кnight Risеееs Shоuld Hаvе Еnded

    • @pickhead7659
      @pickhead7659 7 років тому +2

      Clone Wars 1.0 Did you get hacked?

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 7 років тому +1

      +Clone Wars 1.0
      FUCK YOU

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 років тому

      Yeepa

    • @baptistic
      @baptistic 4 роки тому +1

      What's that reference?

  • @melon5773
    @melon5773 3 роки тому +1

    0:52 I love how they drew his mouth like how his mouth always is in the movie

  • @sbmechling
    @sbmechling 4 роки тому +5

    This is one of my all-time favorite HISHE's. So many quotable lines. "Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying". Or bane at the end "What? Move the microphone closer to my face? Heh heh heh."

  • @MrSishirpeyyeti
    @MrSishirpeyyeti 7 років тому +561

    "Walked right into that one" -Superman 2k16

  • @yuahri_
    @yuahri_ 8 років тому +95

    Superman: Hey Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry!
    THIS HAD ME

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 3 роки тому +14

    1:36 oops, I seem to have activated the emergency flood chambers, I suppose this will put a hiccup in whatever plans you had with stealing the reactor wouldn’t it? I do apologize....well, get busy swimming or get busy dying😂
    Still one of the absolute best HISHE moments

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 Місяць тому +1

      Bane, “Foiled by a old man!”

  • @akshaykothawade
    @akshaykothawade 3 роки тому +5

    "i walked right into that", "yes you did"😂

  • @harleenquinzel9369
    @harleenquinzel9369 9 років тому +257

    Why can't superman and batman be like this together in the comics and movies? They could be buddies! That would totally make an awesome movie instead of what I think the man of steel 2 will be like. They could argue, have some fights, but yet still be buddies like this. I think it would be cool instead of them trying to kill each other. (We all know bman will win cause of popularity.)

    • @yohudgens446
      @yohudgens446 9 років тому +3

      love the makers of 'What If' ! YEAH BATMAN JUST GOT FANBASE.
      But yeah he's the fuc king BATMAN

    • @harleenquinzel9369
      @harleenquinzel9369 9 років тому

      Batman 😊 but that man of steel 2 movie, Idk if they're going to keep it like the comics.

    • @sexyt-rexy9205
      @sexyt-rexy9205 9 років тому +6

      Harleen Quinzel it is because superman can defeat everyone by himself in five seconds while batman watches

    • @Xorgmaster
      @Xorgmaster 9 років тому +19

      yes...they are best friends in the comics. There was even a long-running series called Batman Superman.

    • @CountryMetal01
      @CountryMetal01 9 років тому +1

      Trex master unless that green rock shows up

  • @iamSketchH
    @iamSketchH 10 років тому +48

    Everyone always asks which is better, Superman or Batman. True, Superman is awesome and can fly, but the reason Batman is the best is--
    --BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!!!!

  • @ekowapeja
    @ekowapeja 4 роки тому +9

    Its 2019 and everyone is still ignoring where the chief of police offered a box of tissues as money @1:29??

    • @mikex645
      @mikex645 3 роки тому +1

      Don't come to 2020

  • @polartitangaming1887
    @polartitangaming1887 7 років тому +59

    worst...death...ever: best line ever

  • @nightprowler6336
    @nightprowler6336 7 років тому +326

    How are you still breathing right now?
    Oh Oh forget it
    Because I'm Batman
    Huh I walked right into that one
    yes you did.

  • @gega27tt
    @gega27tt 8 років тому +420

    woow you made God's aka morgan freeman voice just as him! hahaha

  • @5Porygon
    @5Porygon 5 років тому +4

    Awesome piece of content. Keep up the great work! :)

  • @batmanfan7687
    @batmanfan7687 5 років тому +13

    2:48 Super Cafe

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 10 років тому +64

    Can't wait for HISHE versions of Batman Begins or the other Batman films.

    • @LordSaiya
      @LordSaiya 10 років тому +7

      The next Batman will be Ben Affleck. He'll be in the upcoming Batman vs Superman (or Superman vs Batman, however they decide to name it).

    • @Zeruel3
      @Zeruel3 10 років тому

      Joshua Alonzo
      It'll be OK, he's Batman

    • @lovenaturejen2284
      @lovenaturejen2284 10 років тому +4

      Uh dude it already came out a while ago Batman begins
      "well getting busy watching or ge busy dying"

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 10 років тому +1

      The Batman Begins one is now on the HISHE channel.

    • @lovenaturejen2284
      @lovenaturejen2284 10 років тому

      sweet

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 10 років тому +47

    Anyone else remember how in Batman Begins Lucius Fox said that the suit could stop a knife?

    • @Sired2Klaus
      @Sired2Klaus 10 років тому +68

      Yeah but in The Dark Knight he trades that suit for a more flexible suit which is more vulnerable to knives as stated by Fox

    • @MrVulcanator
      @MrVulcanator 10 років тому +7

      Warning_Known_Fangirl Didn't see that one. That would explain how he can turn his head and move his arms a little better.

    • @marelicainavokado
      @marelicainavokado 10 років тому +1

      I don't understand how Ra's beat the crap out of him if he was wearing the batsuit and helmet.

    • @CrazyChunkles
      @CrazyChunkles 10 років тому +1

      But in The Dark Knight he effectively gets a new suit, which is more flexible due to the separation of the plates of armour, which could make it more susceptible to knives

    • @TruGamingReloaded
      @TruGamingReloaded 9 років тому

      *****
      Couldn't they weld the armor on the suit kinda like how the weld the armor on the Abrams Tank?

  • @danabellinger352
    @danabellinger352 6 років тому +8

    "Oh, heck no i'm not wearing that!" Killed me

  • @empedraza2123
    @empedraza2123 6 років тому

    These videos are the greatest things ever lol awesome keep it coming

  • @as7river
    @as7river 8 років тому +68

    "I guess I'm bleeding out. But it's ok, because... because I'm Batman!" Greatest line ever.

  • @wickedbat4710
    @wickedbat4710 7 років тому +269

    2:06 Nah I think Nightwing getting hit by a godamn rock, is the worst death ever.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 років тому +8

      Yeah, the writers really stretched for that one.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 років тому +2

      *****
      Is there an actual man with a rock, or are you joking?

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 років тому +3

      *****
      Does that mean man with a piece of paper lived, or did all three of them die?

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 років тому

      *****
      So.... they're waiting to bring them back?

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 років тому

      *****
      Oh ok, thanks.

  • @martinsmouter9321
    @martinsmouter9321 3 роки тому +4

    The answer to 0:58 seems to me the bat suit is stab proof.

  • @deeproghosh214
    @deeproghosh214 6 років тому +1

    These are just too awesome. Never gets old.

  • @johnreesed.3559
    @johnreesed.3559 7 років тому +363

    is it just me or gordon looked like ned flanders from simpsons

  • @ytwtchng6532
    @ytwtchng6532 8 років тому +91

    I didn't get it the first time I saw this but "get busy swimming or get busy dying " is hilarious

    • @AadharTyagi
      @AadharTyagi 8 років тому +9

      +D Dellz yeah, Shawshank redemption reference

    • @vansh2702
      @vansh2702 6 років тому

      U Tube 2 Dr

    • @vansh2702
      @vansh2702 6 років тому

      Aadhar Tyagi r

    • @vansh2702
      @vansh2702 6 років тому

      6

  • @jasonjoyner4325
    @jasonjoyner4325 2 роки тому +3

    How does it feel to have beaten Marvel to the punch on the sleeping dart joke by 9 years!

    • @joelee1435
      @joelee1435 2 роки тому

      Explain i cant remember?

  • @master12344
    @master12344 Рік тому +6

    Whoever did the voice of Bane sounded remarkably like Tom Hardy. 👌🏾

  • @relm.5934
    @relm.5934 8 років тому +100

    that last one got me like
    .
    .
    .
    "Oh Heck NO I'm not wearing that."
    XD

  • @JasonBot123
    @JasonBot123 10 років тому +31

    all praise the mighty Max Gonzalez for doing the Morgan Freeman voice so well.

    • @JDGWI
      @JDGWI 10 років тому +4

      and daniel gidlow, he's better than max

    • @littlecat2465
      @littlecat2465 10 років тому

      ***** Because he's BATMAN!

  • @y0g111
    @y0g111 3 роки тому +4

    "I Walked Right into it"
    "Yes, You Did!"

  • @19TheFallen
    @19TheFallen 6 років тому +5

    What's that?! Move the microphone closer to my face? Is that what you said? Ahahaha! Good night, everybody!

  • @jaitreshjai9615
    @jaitreshjai9615 7 років тому +39

    1:55 that "Ehh" LOL

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage 10 років тому +33

    "Walked right into that one"
    "Yes you did"
    ROTFL!

  • @bestburgers3006
    @bestburgers3006 4 роки тому

    Man I love your work

  • @capn95
    @capn95 6 років тому +7

    I love how hishe make the voices sound exactly as the original. it's freaking awesomeeeee

  • @treehuggerkyle
    @treehuggerkyle 9 років тому +10

    0:21 Best HISHE opening sequence EVER! :-)

  • @batitony
    @batitony 7 років тому +65

    anyone noticed the girl at 2:32 ? that's the same girl who appeared in the Inception Hishe when everyone was dreaming. Nice touch hehe

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 5 років тому +8

    "Good call, rookie, here: have some money." LOLOLOL

  • @Bob-hb9cf
    @Bob-hb9cf 6 років тому +9

    I have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to watch the movie.

  • @mybluecatstudio
    @mybluecatstudio 9 років тому +42

    I don't care how many years it has been, "I'm Batman!" will NEVER be a boring joke to me XD

  • @adammontoya7709
    @adammontoya7709 10 років тому +52

    well, get busy swimming or get better dying awesome line

    • @ItsaPandaHat
      @ItsaPandaHat 10 років тому

      One, you arent seananners, two its get busy dying.

    • @adammontoya7709
      @adammontoya7709 10 років тому +4

      ItsaPandaHat first of all, what in hell is a seananner? 2nd, you got the point, right its funny, no need to nitpick

    • @brianlee5930
      @brianlee5930 10 років тому

      Seananners is a youtuber.

    • @k3vinaz0
      @k3vinaz0 10 років тому +3

      ItsaPandaHat The quote comes from the movie the shawshank redemption. Not seananners.

    • @link41411
      @link41411 10 років тому

      SeaNanners' name is Adam Montoya... herpaderp

  • @deaconmayse
    @deaconmayse 7 років тому +6

    2:09 superman should be asking batman if he bleeds

  • @pecklintan1355
    @pecklintan1355 3 роки тому

    I really like the intro when the bat symbol breaks and the Hishe words come out and the illusion 😃😃😃😃😃

  • @dangoesforth
    @dangoesforth 10 років тому +23

    Is it bad that I just watch this for the Café scene

  • @GrandRiserOfficial
    @GrandRiserOfficial 10 років тому +30

    You got nice voice actors there. Salute!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 років тому +7

    "Well, get busy swimmin' or get busy dyin'."
    You know, that was a good idea. It would've change the genre, but it would've saved the day.

  • @rubenrodriguez7723
    @rubenrodriguez7723 3 роки тому +2

    Not surprised I wasn’t the only one to miss the pearls on Selina’s neck (the one’s she took and then Bruce got back in the beginning). I mean seriously, how do you expect to see them on the first watch?!

  • @transakira
    @transakira 9 років тому +28

    I can stand that Selina saved Batman. But I can't stand that Bane got shot and killed so suddenly

    • @thebattrio5251
      @thebattrio5251 9 років тому +3

      Yeah the ending seemed to rushed

    • @themastersmadface8241
      @themastersmadface8241 9 років тому

      Geah when i saw that i was like "what, that was it?!"

    • @TheAllenHolt
      @TheAllenHolt 9 років тому

      Is it weird that I liked Bane. I know he's a villain and all (one of many) but
      I just hated that he died. : /
      Would've been better if he had been imprisoned (but not in like a god forsaken hole) just stick to bat code ; )

    • @smidget5843
      @smidget5843 9 років тому +2

      yeah it was horrible when catwoman killed him..... i mean it was terrible..... so anticlimactic... it actually ruined the movie for me

    • @MicahGreaney
      @MicahGreaney 9 років тому +1

      I loved it. It was to drive home the point that the entire movie was making. Anyone can be Batman, and yet no one can be. The idea is that Batman is no one special. This is supported by the fact that he constantly falls. (Why do we fall, Bruise?) But the difference is that Batman always gets back up. That's the point. Even after everyone chalked him off as a villain, he got back up. Even after now everyone thinks that he's dead, he will get back up again. Even though he's an ordinary man, he has become more than a man. Which is exactly what Batman Begins was all about. Just some perspective for you, mate. ;)

  • @TheEnergizer94
    @TheEnergizer94 7 років тому +30

    "Get busy swimming or get busy dying" haha that was awesome. Even more awesome when said by Morgan Freeman

  • @beanmachine3846
    @beanmachine3846 3 роки тому

    Your videos always make me laugh thank you here have some money

  • @wiggins1008
    @wiggins1008 3 роки тому +5

    Favorite scene: Bane: Sleeping darts? Batman: I was going to save them later, but then I thought, now is good. Bane: you gotta do better than that to....... Nope you did it.

    • @akashbeh4856
      @akashbeh4856 2 роки тому

      Bane would've just had him shot tho. Like once Batman pulled out the things, he would order his men and then they'd restrain Batman or something rather than letting them 1v1