How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended

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  • Опубліковано 23 лют 2011
  • You asked for it and we delivered. At last, the long-awaited (and most requested) HISHE take on How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended. We've got a few tricks up our sleeve on this one (including making a pencil disappear). Enjoy! After all, life's too short to be so serious!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 9 років тому +5642

    Batman: Sips coffee. "Didn't kill him."
    Like a badass...

  • @yousofzaid872
    @yousofzaid872 4 роки тому +3768

    Batman: 'sips coffee'
    "didn't kill him"
    Pure class 😂

  • @hishkapish4817
    @hishkapish4817 4 роки тому +1340

    It's crazy how this is almost 9 years old

  • @t3productions591
    @t3productions591 3 роки тому +823

    Took me 10 years to realize Superman was talking about Superman Returns in the first 5 seconds.

  • @208xx
    @208xx 8 років тому +5520

    Supes: Are you gargling marbles or something I can barely understa-
    Bats: ajrbbjabkjbjhaknja!!!!!!!

  • @carlg7418
    @carlg7418 8 років тому +7100

    "What about your rule?" "Didn't kill him" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

    • @dillonsteele7829
      @dillonsteele7829 8 років тому +327

      "You wanna know how i got these scars"
      "mmm from batman?"
      "FROM BATMAN"

    • @mariasilvarodrigues4386
      @mariasilvarodrigues4386 8 років тому +62

      ahahahahahah ive watched that scene over And over again And i cant stop laughing ahahahahahha!

    • @1995elnino
      @1995elnino 8 років тому +25

      The most amazing piece of animation I've ever seen. I love it so much.

    • @mozog1g2
      @mozog1g2 8 років тому +4

      in the new movie he broke ot anyway

    • @hopefulstarfish7559
      @hopefulstarfish7559 8 років тому +2

      Btw, what exactly was his rule again?

  • @gamingraptor9802
    @gamingraptor9802 5 років тому +961

    This bonus scene must be added
    Joker: why so Serious
    Batman: because I’m Batman

  • @Pantherazure
    @Pantherazure 5 років тому +909

    The Dark Knight is an incredibly awesome movie.

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 роки тому +8

      Ikr

    • @larnercomicsstudios1603
      @larnercomicsstudios1603 3 роки тому +2

      Hshshshshshshsh

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 роки тому +38

      the dark knight trilogy in a nutshell:
      "it's kinda complicated, but...but it's pretty awesome when you think about it."

    • @32ninjavanish
      @32ninjavanish 2 роки тому +8

      It's ok. Some of the story and characters need work. Much like every Batman movie.

    • @niger216
      @niger216 2 роки тому +17

      @@32ninjavanish Much like every movie tbh

  • @sharathsh9987
    @sharathsh9987 8 років тому +11441

    I think the voice actor of Batman for HISHE is pretty good..

    • @xiang5814
      @xiang5814 8 років тому +1062

      He's the creator. And the voice of superman. And the artist. And the animator. And the director.

    • @sharathsh9987
      @sharathsh9987 8 років тому +408

      Holy Shit.

    • @Benwilli1
      @Benwilli1 8 років тому +185

      +Sharath SH STOP TALKING!! It's my turn now!!

    • @henryhuynh846
      @henryhuynh846 8 років тому +88

      +Uncle Ben
      I can barely understand you
      Ajsjdjajdjjsjsjshshjaoah

    • @chinococoa6743
      @chinococoa6743 8 років тому +21

      +Henry Huynh Ahahahaha...

  • @stupiddog321
    @stupiddog321 10 років тому +2170

    Seriously, why Batman doesn't do that. He doesnt have to kill Joker, he just need to paralyze him for the the rest of his life and it's done, not violating his rule, solve the problem for good.

    • @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx
      @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx 10 років тому +156

      He did in the dark knight returns

    • @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx
      @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx 10 років тому +38

      ***** You must mean the movie. The comic book came out in 1986

    • @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx
      @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx 10 років тому +7

      ***** Yeah, it's not like there's any other crime in Gotham ever

    • @torigiver
      @torigiver 10 років тому +3

      ***** movie came out. Before his comment ya fool and there's the comics

    • @torigiver
      @torigiver 10 років тому +5

      Fuck that spoilers for everyone muahahaha

  • @MrGojira95
    @MrGojira95 4 роки тому +1008

    The new thumbnail is so good!!! :D

  • @m3ng252
    @m3ng252 3 роки тому +148

    “Didn’t kill him.”
    Lmao 😂

  • @ethanp1348
    @ethanp1348 8 років тому +5631

    "What happened to your rule?!"
    "I was going to abandon it in 2016 anyway...might as well practice now."

    • @jordanblackmon371
      @jordanblackmon371 8 років тому +23

      +Ethan P LOL

    • @lupinremus9617
      @lupinremus9617 8 років тому +18

      Ahahahahahaha

    • @jahxamaury
      @jahxamaury 7 років тому +16

      LOL THATS SO TRUE

    • @aptony4795
      @aptony4795 7 років тому +6

      Who did he kill?

    • @ethanp1348
      @ethanp1348 7 років тому +63

      UltraAntMan Plenty of people. Bad guys, but still killing. I can't give you an exact scene because I've only seen the movie once and it's been a while, but I know he ran over people with his batmobile and used guns throughout the film.

  • @swiftlymurmurs1825
    @swiftlymurmurs1825 7 років тому +5514

    "It's pretty complicated but.... kinda awesome if you think about it."
    You're goddamn right.

  • @oliviapuchli
    @oliviapuchli 6 років тому +308

    In my opinion Heath Ledger is one of the best Joker's ever. He's amazing playing the insane, psychopath that is Joker

    • @jessemoseley9440
      @jessemoseley9440 2 роки тому +17

      He is the best

    • @Edward_Nebiolo
      @Edward_Nebiolo 2 роки тому +15

      Too bad he didn’t get to see his own performance

    • @Clair1868
      @Clair1868 Рік тому

      He is the best Joker... probably because he was actually a little off...

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 4 місяці тому +1

      He is very good but to serious, joker should be a bit goofy like in batman 1989 that for me has the best music, batmobile batman, bruce wayne and joker

  • @larspeterthomsen9798
    @larspeterthomsen9798 2 роки тому +70

    I would have included this scene:
    Joker: "The passengers on either boat has a trigger for the other boat. Let's see how noble you..."
    * Both boats blow up simultaneously
    Joker: "Dammit, let me finish"

  • @ronjosh1518
    @ronjosh1518 8 років тому +4192

    superman: Wanna know what i would've done?
    Me: What break his kneck?

  • @shadowlinkbds
    @shadowlinkbds 8 років тому +1021

    Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars?
    Nurse: From Batman?
    Joker: From Batman!!!!

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 роки тому +10

      Hey, he said he wanted me to do it.

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, well... it turns out the Joker already had this unbeatable plan. A lot of people died and... ahem. Now, the... city hates me.
      Wait, WHAT?! They hate you?!
      Yes.
      How on Earth is this a good story?

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 роки тому +5

      Superman: Yeah, I don't know what any of that means. But, dude, do you know what I would've done?
      Batman: Oh, I don't know. Probably just....
      Batman and Superman: Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions?/.
      Superman: Exactly!

    • @Nayshjin
      @Nayshjin 4 роки тому +3

      Batman: Yea, well I can't do all of those things, cause I am not a super bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 роки тому +3

      But you know what I can do?
      What's that?
      Make an incredibly awesome movie!
      Oh, okay.
      [🎵🎵🎵]
      Oh, and you know why?
      Hmm. Let me guess. Because you're Batman?
      BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

  • @rishabhdebnath2018
    @rishabhdebnath2018 3 роки тому +41

    Batman:*sips coffee*
    Didnt kill him!!
    Damn thats so satisfying😂

  • @hjl4204
    @hjl4204 4 роки тому +570

    How darknight should have ended
    *It shouldn't have*

  • @fanofmoststuff4405
    @fanofmoststuff4405 8 років тому +4183

    "And I can make an awesome movie"
    "You wanna know why?"
    "Because you're bat..."
    "Because I'm Batman!!!!!"
    I knew it before it came!!!!!!!

  • @benmore2067
    @benmore2067 8 років тому +368

    Superman: I can barely understand you...!
    Batman: UGHDASEHASEH!

  • @ShadowStar-wo8vi
    @ShadowStar-wo8vi 6 років тому +61

    Batman: "Let her go!"
    Joker: "Very poor choice of words."
    Me: It really was.

  • @nitinnandaniya4324
    @nitinnandaniya4324 4 роки тому +18

    2:01
    sups : you sir are bold
    i bet he is.....because he is BATMAN

  • @kumbi8368
    @kumbi8368 8 років тому +1085

    Superman: "What about you're rule?"
    BvS Batman: "What rule!!"

    • @mason430
      @mason430 8 років тому +22

      Superman: "What about your rule?"
      TDK Batman: "What rule!"

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 8 років тому +32

      Compared to the BvS Batman, TDK Batman is as harmless as a puppy.

    • @mason430
      @mason430 8 років тому +4

      Evelina999 He did literally the same things. The difference only exist in your mind.

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 8 років тому +24

      mason BvS Batman literally crushes people with his car

    • @mason430
      @mason430 8 років тому +3

      Evelina999 Which he literally did in TDK.

  • @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored
    @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored 8 років тому +1420

    what about your rule? Bvs- What rules?

    • @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored
      @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored 8 років тому +33

      FENRIR-ART Sure. But wouldn't that be great to atleast see that part in BVS? Why such important thing was left out on the cutting floor. Sad a legendary movie got ruined.

    • @ryan.a.baldwin
      @ryan.a.baldwin 8 років тому +18

      Batman 1989- Can't remember having a rule

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 7 років тому +6

      Filmmakers shore have a hard time reading Batman's rule book to make a Movie about him... WHICH WOULD BE A SINGLE PAGE! C'MON WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU BUTON! YOU SNYDER!

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 7 років тому +3

      You Burton... Burton... Goddamn it...

    • @ryan.a.baldwin
      @ryan.a.baldwin 7 років тому

      +Afonso Lucas burton was a great director

  • @michaelhickes6591
    @michaelhickes6591 4 роки тому +48

    It finally has an official thumbnail!!!

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 4 роки тому +232

    "So you're gonna go back up there and catch the Joker?"
    "Nah..."
    That's definitely a pretty painful plothole in the movie lol

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah. But they had to move the movie along. Batman going back upstairs to stop the Joker would have taken too much time and might have ruined the pacing.

    • @goodsaint_001
      @goodsaint_001 3 роки тому +10

      @@thesnatcher3616 I don't even want to think about batman taking lift. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 3 роки тому +10

      @@thesnatcher3616 In Hulk voice: SO MANY STAIRS!

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 роки тому +4

      🤣 Just think after saving the girl batman takes a lift

    • @logantocker4610
      @logantocker4610 2 роки тому +2

      I was mad at that part cmon batman catch the JOKER!

  • @michaelseidenzahl1136
    @michaelseidenzahl1136 8 років тому +372

    The moment they cut away at Batman hitting the Joker n cut to him sayin Wham-O words cannot explain how much my ribs hurt lmao Supermans reaction was great!!!!

    • @daman6618
      @daman6618 8 років тому +7

      Lmao right that scene was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @blue-eyedfangirl8760
    @blue-eyedfangirl8760 7 років тому +421

    Superman: what are you gargling marbles? i can barely understand you.
    Batman: HILVGUCFIYKULOGUYIFTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 роки тому +13

      Me: (bursts out laughing)

    • @stormshadow9385
      @stormshadow9385 3 роки тому +6

      Superman: are u gargling marbles or something? I could barely understand you.
      Batman with subtitles: ughdudhheushshh!

    • @rmellrobinson821
      @rmellrobinson821 2 роки тому

      😆😂😁😅😀🤣

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 2 роки тому

      Dude, he clearly says: "UGHDUDHHEUSHSHH!"

    • @mysticturtle997
      @mysticturtle997 2 роки тому

      And the background sound of the marbles he spits out hitting the floor.

  • @djibranalfahdy3850
    @djibranalfahdy3850 3 роки тому +26

    1:31 "whammo"

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 2 роки тому +3

      In Shaun’s herd tone, “OOHHHH!!”

  • @fairyblu6929
    @fairyblu6929 3 роки тому +35

    You know I actually sipped my coffee at the same time as Batman did and I feel so proud of myself for some reason.

    • @petergant1379
      @petergant1379 2 роки тому +3

      Those little triumps do make it easier to get up, sometimes, don't they!? And, they do count!

    • @YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff
      @YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff 4 місяці тому

      I know this is three years later but I just wanted to congratulate you and give you this trophy for greatest human accomplishment 🏆
      We thank you for your service

  • @ThisIsDex
    @ThisIsDex 9 років тому +217

    "How are you even speaking so clearly?!"
    "It makes no sense, I should be like aaghhhhhoohhfffufuaaahalffffffaffffcaaaaaa"

  • @jonnybritain
    @jonnybritain 8 років тому +444

    Is it bad that my favorite versions of Superman and Batman are the superhero Cafe versions?

    • @70astralaxe
      @70astralaxe 8 років тому +46

      same here. great voice, great dialogues, great animation, great comedic timing. better than any live action interpretation I can think of, atleast to some extent.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 5 років тому +6

      Nah.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +19

      Superhero cafe batman and Lego batman are the same personality

    • @tshirt_
      @tshirt_ 4 роки тому +4

      Unironically, the only ones better than them are Christopher Reeves, Michael Keaton, and Christian Bale.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 роки тому +3

      Can’t blame you!!!

  • @Foxy-Mask_Menace
    @Foxy-Mask_Menace Рік тому +16

    I love how the Joker didn't have any of his movie lines changed, because of how good his performance was.

  • @SolidSnake0621
    @SolidSnake0621 4 роки тому +27

    1:52 What I ask all the “Jokers” on GTA Online

  • @codexix8582
    @codexix8582 10 років тому +79

    "What are you gargling marbles or something..."
    "BLUBLAHBLUHBLAHHHHH"

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 8 років тому +2821

    Everyone loves this movie, and they should, but everyone seems to forget the complexity of the story. I mean, Batman taking the blame and tarnishing his name in order to preserve Harvey's so that not only will hundreds of mob criminals be imprisoned because of his martyrdom after his attempt to incarcerate them all instead of letting them go because it turned out Harvey was a murderer too, as well as symbolically preserve hope in Gotham? That's some deep shit. I can't name a single superhero movie plot that has come close to being that good. Seriously, this movie is in a league of its own. Even comic nerds don't understand just how profound it is

    • @jonahbardwell551
      @jonahbardwell551 8 років тому +170

      I know! That's what I've been trying to tell people. If you replaced all the super hero stuff with normal things I'm sure this would've at least been nominated for an Oscar. But because it has batman it didn't.

    • @blackoutxrauv
      @blackoutxrauv 8 років тому +218

      "Even comic book nerds don't get it?" Really? I mean the plot is amazing, but don't count yourself as genius for understanding the movie. We all get it, we've all seen the movie.

    • @TheImran1810
      @TheImran1810 8 років тому +25

      +The King of the Penguins why don't let Joker take all the blames...

    • @Bobb11881
      @Bobb11881 8 років тому +71

      You're forgetting how nothing in this movie makes any sense. How the hell did the Joker get those bombs on the boats with no one noticing until they left port? How did he time the other bombs so precisely so that Batman could only save one person? How did he get the OTHER other bombs in the hospital with no one noticing? And most importantly, why didn't they blame the Joker for the crimes that Two-Face committed? And Bane is kinda right in the next movie about how unjust Dent's actions really were.

    • @Bobb11881
      @Bobb11881 8 років тому +44

      laz kar That's a scientific leap, not a plot hole.

  • @kevinxd5002
    @kevinxd5002 3 роки тому +90

    Joker: “Hit me”
    Batman: “AHHHHH”
    Joker: “Hit me”
    Batman: “AHHHHH” *hits him* “Whammo”
    Superman: “Woah hold on a second you hit him?”
    Batman: “Yup”
    Superman: “You hit the Joker”
    Batman: “Uh huh”
    Superman: “You ran over a human being”
    Batman: “Sure did”
    Superman: “But Wh..What about your rule”
    Batman: *slurppp* “Didn’t Kill him”

    • @Hamza-oy1dp
      @Hamza-oy1dp 3 роки тому +3

      Not even funny

    • @Sami-nl4nj
      @Sami-nl4nj 3 роки тому +2

      Yea it’s just the script

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 роки тому

      Oh thank god I was about to say,because that really doesn't suit Batman at all.

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 3 роки тому

      @@jeuryrabassa9534 batfleck : hold my machine guns

  • @chrisatherton7840
    @chrisatherton7840 5 років тому +14

    It's the 10th anniversary of The Dark Knight!!!

  • @TheNin-Jedi
    @TheNin-Jedi 9 років тому +231

    The end bit with two-face is so true. hahaha

    • @ancel4452
      @ancel4452 9 років тому

      But... Harvey Dent WAS Two-Face. I don't know how they missed that.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 9 років тому +19

      Ancel4 He meant how Harvey can still speak perfectly despite the fact that half of his lips are burned and melted. By all means, unless he somehow obtained the ability to transmit thoughts, he should be gargling more than Batman.

    • @ancel4452
      @ancel4452 9 років тому +6

      Yeah, no, I meant at the end, where they went "Are we just gonna pretend those guys never happened?" and there's a bunch of old Batman villians sitting at the table behind them, Two-Face is sitting there. But Two-Face *was* in The Dark Knight, because Harvey Dent was Two-Face.

    • @TheNin-Jedi
      @TheNin-Jedi 9 років тому +8

      Ancel4 I see what you mean but I did mean the whole not talking right thing. lol
      As for the whole "pretend those guys didnt happen" thing. Penguin doesn't deserve to be tide to that. Danny Devito as Penguin was good. Epic even. I don't know why they would include him. The original first 2 batmans were good movies. Hell number 3 wasn't that bad...but it was worse.. and it only got worse with the next one.

    • @OutdatedLeon
      @OutdatedLeon 4 роки тому

      @@ancel4452 you need to watch until the end to understand the "end" part that the original commenter here meant. Without doing that, you're gonna look like a complete moron

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 8 років тому +370

    03:03 Shouldn't they be in the Villain Pub? LOL

    • @oak-d6517
      @oak-d6517 8 років тому +69

      Villian pub didn't exist when this was made

    • @leotipping527
      @leotipping527 8 років тому +5

      +Oak-D it was in batman beggins hishe

    • @oak-d6517
      @oak-d6517 8 років тому +18

      +Link123456789 Tiptip this hishe came out before the batman begins hishe

    • @oscarellis1080
      @oscarellis1080 8 років тому +21

      There too bad at being villains

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 8 років тому +2

      scabby the emerald king
      XD

  • @markfryer9880
    @markfryer9880 5 років тому +12

    There is just something about these Superhero Cafe scenes that really tickles me. I think that it begins with the concept of Superman and Batman taking the time to kick back in a public cafe and it goes on from there.

  • @Nayops23
    @Nayops23 4 роки тому +10

    1:21
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Cablamo❗️

  • @adamandrews47
    @adamandrews47 7 років тому +459

    Well really Joker is what made that movie awesome

    • @deniseb.5021
      @deniseb.5021 7 років тому +30

      That's the reason why I watched it in the first place😂

    • @appendixlessloser4806
      @appendixlessloser4806 4 роки тому +34

      I mean everyone in it was amazing

    • @annaheart5656
      @annaheart5656 4 роки тому +2

      Yah

    • @se7entv261
      @se7entv261 3 роки тому +12

      Çode X yep i think joker was awesome
      But i think the story the scenario the godamn music the acting the plot made this movie a masterpiece

    • @se7entv261
      @se7entv261 3 роки тому +5

      Wrong he was incredible but wasn’t only him to made this movie incredible

  • @JStankXPlays
    @JStankXPlays 10 років тому +57

    I have to come back to this one like once a month at least

  • @aryanparekh3508
    @aryanparekh3508 5 років тому +10

    It's a delight to watch 2:52 over and over

  • @irfansiddiqi4071
    @irfansiddiqi4071 3 роки тому +11

    Even HISHE couldn't think of a better ending for The Dark Knight.

  • @jeremiahvanderhelm4953
    @jeremiahvanderhelm4953 10 років тому +23

    The jump cut from Batman about to hit the Joker to Batman saying "Wham-o!" is just beautiful.

  • @Professor-TripleExtraLarge
    @Professor-TripleExtraLarge 10 років тому +51

    "That wasn't a magic trick, I just saw the pencil went up into his eye, this is LAME."

  • @edenrahav7859
    @edenrahav7859 5 років тому +12

    0:09 LOL!!

    • @renkeo2848
      @renkeo2848 8 місяців тому

      How did he do that

  • @firefistdonuts3286
    @firefistdonuts3286 5 років тому +15

    1:40 cough , batman v superman , cough

  • @SIXTYZmusic
    @SIXTYZmusic 10 років тому +139

    Because you're.......Because I'm BATMANNNN

  • @zma8789
    @zma8789 9 років тому +443

    Joker: "How about a magic trick I'm gonna make this pencil disappear."
    *Bang*
    Joker: "Tada"
    Random Guy: "That wasn't a magic trick i saw it go up his eye."

    • @JiyoDoodle
      @JiyoDoodle 9 років тому +14

      That would be me during a hostage situation. Just piss the guy off

    • @Inf4mou5123
      @Inf4mou5123 9 років тому +2

      Michelle Alvarado thanks for that my sound must have cut out during that part, you sir are a saviour among men

    • @zma8789
      @zma8789 9 років тому

      Inf4mou5123 😁 no problem

    • @zma8789
      @zma8789 9 років тому

      Inf4mou5123 im a girl

    • @JJoh4040
      @JJoh4040 9 років тому +2

      Michelle Alvarado magic was pensil stading up on its own

  • @YeseniaTheHedgehog
    @YeseniaTheHedgehog 4 роки тому +8

    0:46 Great scene

  • @nandano.1656
    @nandano.1656 4 роки тому +119

    Im from 2020. Did they changed the thumbnail?

  • @ucalove10
    @ucalove10 8 років тому +57

    1:45 Oh, I'm not going to kill you, I'm just gonna hurt you really *really bad*
    HISHE inspired Suicide Squad XD XD XD XD

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 2 роки тому +1

      1:48 ohhh that got to hurt a lot.

  • @percyds3442
    @percyds3442 10 років тому +26

    "Because you're-"
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"

  • @tnadevirig4888
    @tnadevirig4888 4 роки тому +10

    1:00 Because he's Batman!

  • @kalebrod2823
    @kalebrod2823 4 роки тому +12

    There needs to be a part II with it being more joker centered and of course ending in villain pub!

  • @AussieFourWheelers
    @AussieFourWheelers 10 років тому +127

    My favorite video of all time, you guys did the best job with this one

  • @CLAYM8s
    @CLAYM8s 10 років тому +16

    0:52
    "I gotcha."
    *Crash*

  • @nevelnachos2323
    @nevelnachos2323 4 роки тому +6

    After all these years and this video finally has a proper thumbnail

  • @reihino7857
    @reihino7857 5 років тому +9

    Now I understand why Superman is DC's shining example of goodness. He has an extremely high tolerance level for Batman's annoying habits and sits at the cafe with him everyday.

  • @EctobiusRex
    @EctobiusRex 8 років тому +611

    You wanna know how i got these scars?

    • @ianrude3177
      @ianrude3177 8 років тому +87

      from Batman

    • @EctobiusRex
      @EctobiusRex 8 років тому +82

      +Ian Cobain froom baaatman

    • @arvedbohn6133
      @arvedbohn6133 7 років тому +62

      Or: See, I had a wife -
      beautiful, like you - who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I
      ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One
      day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take
      it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know
      that I don’t care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and
      do this... to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of
      me! She leaves. Now, I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling.

    • @GEORGEMEISTERFTW
      @GEORGEMEISTERFTW 7 років тому +8

      +Ar Bo you deserve a cookie

    • @thedream2733
      @thedream2733 7 років тому +8

      acne

  • @ShimmeringWhiteWold
    @ShimmeringWhiteWold 10 років тому +67

    Its funny how everyone knows Batman is Bruce Wayne but nobody realizes its Clark Kent even though he just takes off his glasses to become superman.

    • @SirAdamusGames
      @SirAdamusGames 10 років тому +17

      The thing is, Superman doesn't wear a mask. He comes right out saying "I'm an alien from Krypton, and this is what I look like." No one is looking to find out his secret identity is because he seems like a man with nothing to hide.

    • @onlybens_
      @onlybens_ 10 років тому

      Lol yeah

    • @BulbaBryan
      @BulbaBryan 10 років тому +6

      SirAdamusGames I still don't see why the people closest to Clark Kent don't figure it out. Lois Lane? Jimmy Olsen? Lex Luther?

    • @jackdullboy8723
      @jackdullboy8723 9 років тому +7

      NGE Fan how bout a magic trick, imma make superman disappear *puts on glasses* tadda! he's gone

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, but don't they question what superman does in his large amount of free time when hes NOT fighting villains?

  • @BumRed
    @BumRed 5 років тому +6

    2:21 you can kinda hear the voice actor for Batman real voice

  • @ppinmouth2649
    @ppinmouth2649 19 днів тому

    13 years later, I still come back to watch these amazing videos

  • @gr6607
    @gr6607 9 років тому +15

    I just totally love how the the Joker at 0:34 says 'disappear.' Haha.

  • @AndromedaPrima
    @AndromedaPrima 7 років тому +993

    he fell from a freaking building and somehow still alive?!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Oh nevermind.. I know the answer..

    • @Dylan-lf1bo
      @Dylan-lf1bo 7 років тому +265

      BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

    • @AndromedaPrima
      @AndromedaPrima 7 років тому +27

      but they broke the car. that was equal to some broken spine and temporal or perharps permanent paralysis, loss of consciousness included ._.

    • @aymanac7143
      @aymanac7143 7 років тому +50

      Andromeda Prima BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

    • @supermrmaro
      @supermrmaro 7 років тому +7

      well actually, it is bullet proof (comics and games wise)

    • @supermrmaro
      @supermrmaro 7 років тому +6

      The Pikachu Brothers it's a known fact his armour is bullet proof, he just doesn't cover his mouth and eyes. Didn't you play arkham knight? his suit is fully bullet proof except for his armpits. heaveist at the center of his chest.

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 Рік тому +2

    Sips coffee
    “Didn’t kill him”
    Epic 😂

  • @Ado_Rodd
    @Ado_Rodd Рік тому +7

    The ending he deserved, but not the one we needed

  • @fertbutt4233
    @fertbutt4233 7 років тому +17

    0:22
    Put on subtitles.
    "UGHDUDHHEUSHSHH!"

  • @Azlon07
    @Azlon07 8 років тому +44

    "Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions" Yeah try Man of Steel..

    • @KoffingOnion
      @KoffingOnion 8 років тому +1

      He didn't save anybody, that superprick

    • @IdiotOfTheFVariety
      @IdiotOfTheFVariety 8 років тому +11

      Yeah, he only saved everybody

    • @MrWhoDare
      @MrWhoDare 8 років тому

      +Antidisestablishmentarianist except for most of the people in the buildings in Metropolis....

    • @MrWhoDare
      @MrWhoDare 8 років тому

      And those around the building, crushed from the falling debris.....

    • @f.b.i5186
      @f.b.i5186 5 років тому

      @@KoffingOnion no

  • @wrestlingmemeration771
    @wrestlingmemeration771 2 роки тому

    Whammo!!!
    That transition is great.

  • @juliannocartagena2007
    @juliannocartagena2007 5 років тому +4

    0:43 I like the new
    Batman transition jingle.

  • @dastardlycrook6443
    @dastardlycrook6443 8 років тому +76

    You know I never got that line, surely Batman is the hero the city of Gotham NEEDS,, but it hasn't done anything to DESERVE him.

    • @dastardlycrook6443
      @dastardlycrook6443 8 років тому +7

      Abradolf Lincler Wow thanks for putting the effort in to write that, man you really cleared it up! That changes my view on it but I loved the Dark Knight anyway, it is an incredible movie :)

    • @dastardlycrook6443
      @dastardlycrook6443 8 років тому

      Abradolf Lincler Aye, it is. I only hope Batman V Superman will carry some of the same weight (fingers crossed!)

    • @ebenezerwood1153
      @ebenezerwood1153 8 років тому +6

      Actually they expressly made the point in the movie that Gotham needed a hero that fought in the light of day. Someone without a mask.

    • @grantwalter2243
      @grantwalter2243 5 років тому +7

      I always thought it meant that they deserve a cruel thug who rules by fear because they are so corrupt and they dont deserve a hero all goody goody like captain america.

    • @gracenewsom4694
      @gracenewsom4694 4 роки тому

      I was wondering the same thing.
      And I'm still wondering the same thing, because that comment from Abradolf Lincler seems to have vanished.
      Could DastardlyCrook maybe go back over the point that was made? Or anyone who remembers what was said?

  • @gregmlynarczyk2151
    @gregmlynarczyk2151 10 років тому +31

    Superman:wow is that ur new stage voice or somthing?
    Batman:yes why is there a problem
    Superman:well I can barley understand u are u garggaling marrbles or somthing?
    Batman:AYSCGHDDU!!!
    xD

  • @definedivinex
    @definedivinex 6 років тому +6

    You know why?
    *ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAAANNN*
    how does this get me every time?!

  • @guillermojose939
    @guillermojose939 7 місяців тому +1

    This is my favorite video of How should I see it finished, greetings

  • @nunouno001
    @nunouno001 10 років тому +28

    2:28 Funny superman didn't do that in Man of Steel.

    • @bitgh0st
      @bitgh0st 10 років тому +10

      Times is just a tad off, should actually be 2:44.

  • @autumnwinds5353
    @autumnwinds5353 8 років тому +56

    Because your batm- *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN*

    • @MG-ok2bn
      @MG-ok2bn 8 років тому +3

      +autumnwinds I am Groot

    • @MG-ok2bn
      @MG-ok2bn 8 років тому +2

      +Alliebgr Monteiro I'm your friendly neighborhood spiderman

    • @autumnwinds5353
      @autumnwinds5353 8 років тому +1

      MG3 OMG YES XD

    • @MG-ok2bn
      @MG-ok2bn 8 років тому

      +Autumnwinds Hi Freeze I'm Batman (George Clooney)
      yikes right?

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 роки тому

      I’m Spider-Man.

  • @badchadb33
    @badchadb33 10 місяців тому +5

    Happy 15th anniversary to one of the best Batman movies ever!

  • @islam-mx9vw
    @islam-mx9vw 4 роки тому

    Congratulations for 9m subscribers

  • @changvasejarik62
    @changvasejarik62 9 років тому +19

    behold batman's most badass line since "Because i'm Batman" 1:46

  • @whenawesomenessstrikes6638
    @whenawesomenessstrikes6638 8 років тому +65

    I rewatched this movie again and the first time I watched it I did not really notice how the actors played their role. When I rewatched Dark Knight last night(really, rhymes? Coincidence or not?), I was amazed by how Ledger and Bale played their role. Ledger is named the best Joker and he deserves it, superb acting! Ledger was really like a mental, crazy serial killer that just got out of an asylum and killed bunch of people. Bale is named the best Batman and he deserves as well. How he acts and portrays Batman. This movie is so good

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 4 місяці тому

    12 Years already, how time goes by. Happy new year 2023 / 2024

  • @Ratinevo
    @Ratinevo 2 місяці тому

    12 years, still a classic. Never gets old.

  • @TheUnconventionalShitZuyo
    @TheUnconventionalShitZuyo 10 років тому +33

    Because you're Bat- BECAUSE IM BATMAN

  • @daboring1
    @daboring1 9 років тому +4

    0:05 finally batman throw away hes cup of coffee that he drink for like 7 years

  • @Webslinger2005
    @Webslinger2005 5 років тому +15

    Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars?
    Nurse: from Batman?
    Joker: From Batman.
    LOL XD

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +4

    Nine years...
    I feel old. But I still love this as much as I did when it came out.
    Still loyal to you guys, HISHE!
    PS: That nurse needs a comeback!

  • @MrMyster1ous
    @MrMyster1ous 10 років тому +57

    Why are there villains in the Superhero cafe!!! 0_o

    • @AtlantaCommercials96
      @AtlantaCommercials96 10 років тому +16

      It was before The Villain's Pub was made, so they
      had to eat somewhere.

    • @TrenchantEdges
      @TrenchantEdges 9 років тому +3

      Can you really count any of them as villains?

    • @profdali4682
      @profdali4682 9 років тому +1

      Its public -.-... Its said in one of the other vids

  • @michaelstar7556
    @michaelstar7556 8 років тому +46

    ''Fly faster than aspeeding bullet and save all the people from bullets and explosions''
    Said no Snyder Superman ever

  • @beerus553
    @beerus553 4 роки тому +3

    Can’t believe it’s been 8 years already

  • @devprasadtandale8009
    @devprasadtandale8009 3 роки тому

    oh my god this man is genius absolutely brililant loved it keep it up

  • @Sousabird
    @Sousabird 10 років тому +10

    Superman's whole "go really fast saving everyone" is really funny when you realize that all of the civilians he let die.

    • @Sousabird
      @Sousabird 10 років тому +2

      Probably should have mentioned that I meant the ones he let's die in Man of Steel

    • @Sousabird
      @Sousabird 10 років тому +3

      I know it predates man of steel. But that's why his line is funny as opposed to hypocritical

    • @nonameddog
      @nonameddog 10 років тому +1

      lol if batman was in that situation 7 billion people would have died. One hundred thousand doesn't sound so bad when you consider what would have happened otherwise.

    • @ProrogonLordoftheJags
      @ProrogonLordoftheJags 10 років тому +2

      john wall
      Except Batman never needed to face Supervillains in The Dark Knight Trilogy. Nolan wanted to make it as realistic as possible. Why do you think Bane doesn't use Venom?

    • @nonameddog
      @nonameddog 10 років тому +2

      Michael J. Caboose Even if it wasn't the grounded batman, he would still not be able to touch Zod or stop the attack that Clark stopped in Man of Steel.

  • @davidmanahan2823
    @davidmanahan2823 7 років тому +7

    Out of all the HISHEs, this one is arguably the only one that should've been named
    "How it COULD'VE ended"
    ie it's full of fun "what ifs" rather than serious criticisms (maybe excepting the building fall)
    Goes to show how awesome and well done this movie is.

    • @gracenewsom4694
      @gracenewsom4694 4 роки тому +1

      That's a very good point. Except the building fall scene and the Two-Face bit at the end, all of it's just "what if this happened instead?"

  • @Narr761
    @Narr761 2 роки тому +2

    I love the Two Faces moment. It's amazing.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Liam_Sagiv
    @Liam_Sagiv 4 роки тому +4

    The fact that he really only has one alternate ending just proves this movie is legendary