Re the bride as Princess, what’s funny, too, is that Princess Diana was once asked what it’s like being a princess, and she said it was being a bride every day of your life.
Long story short, my best friend got married, and I was best man, and had to cancel my vacation…. The story is super long, but yeah it was awful, annnnd that was my vacation 🙄
Not every wedding is the princess kind , Jim! We couldn't afford it; also,my dads been gone for decades, Tiny wedding .. I find huge weddings to be very primitive and ego- based, The mood is lets get drunk. Awful really.
That voice he uses in the bride's garder belt and victoria's secret underwear is always the best. He uses it in other stand ups but not enough if you ask me 😂
The first 60 seconds, and I am hooked. The analogy between hotdogs and strippers did it. Jim, you are a delightful storyteller. And my ribs are hurting, but it's a good hurt.
Every time I’m even slightly down, I watch Sir Gaffigan on repeat. My children come in and ask am I ok, because I am laughing and cackling loudly the whole time… Magnifical!! Thank you sir!
@@anneamerican Thinking about y'all sharing Jim's comedy gave me happy memories, Anne. !For us, it was the Carol Burnett Show (on a bright orange shag carpet!) but I do remember that feeling of our family laughing together. I may have to go find a clip right now. 👩🦱👦📺
I always think the registry list is like saying I spent all this money on my wedding now buy me everything I could want or need for the next 20years. I'll know if you cheap out and don't get me one of the over priced items that I'll probably never use so don't even think about it. Remember the more you spend the more I'll feel guilty when I totally make new friends. But don't worry you'll be on the guest list for the baby shower and of course I'll be sure and register at the most expensive stores for baby items. LOL
Yup! For my wedding I did one because that’s what I felt I was supposed to do but it didn’t feel right. I purposely added a lot of cheaper things that I genuinely wanted. Nobody bought those 😢. I tried. It’s definitely greedy.
@@teresahowick5197 No not greedy you tried to offer less expensive items. Today people don't want to have to think they just want to be told what they should buy. You seem like a caring person and I hope your wedding was beautiful.
The most brilliant comic of our time... NEVER tire of his jokes, his delivery is perfect.. Interestingly he centers his maternal around him and his true life experiences, but it’s never really about him. He’s a selfless comic. It’s all about US 🌹
Always great Jim!👏 And can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, although Jim makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about his appearance, he looks pretty damn good💯 Whoever dresses him for his sets does an excellent job👌(Jeannie?)
Thank you so much for sharing all these videos during this.....well, year. Whenever I just can't "stay informed" any longer, I can click on one your bits and, no matter how many times I have heard them, bring me joy.
This is the only thing I like about being alive. 😂😂 Let's get straight to the embarrassing bit. Your lines and delivery are phenomenal. Tell the truth: your wife writes the jokes, and you're ACTUALLY a secret stripper. Sumfin like that. 😁
Yeah, I dont get the bathroom attendant deal. Also, the person having to sit in there percolating in stink, and hearing people vomit and poo. No thanks. But the best thing that grosses me out, is people actually eating the gum, sucker etc from inside a stanky, poo particle haven. These are the same nasty people that take their drinks inside the restroom. Disgusting.
Talking about the "restroom attendant" I was in Thailand, true story, and some male attendant was giving the men back massages -as they were pissing. I laughed, but the guy next to me, Brit, "Knock it off mate! I'm tra'in to take a wee" Maybe he was Aussie, but it was funny AF
It’s funny because most of the fancy plates and serving wear sold for tons of money are frequently sold for a dollar or less at thrift stores in top condition
I was at a Halloween party a few decades back and one person came as "The Bar Rag from Hell." I don't have a clue what I was wearing, but I remember that.
Bathroom Attendant encounter at age 12 for the first time. The family was at the Yacht Club for Sunday lunch. I had never been to the "Yacht Club" before and when I politely excused myself my new stepfather pressed 2 quarters into my hand for reasons unexplained. When I entered the Men's Room, I observed an elderly (elderly to me at age 12) African American man in formal wear with what looked like a kitchen towel draped over his left arm. After taking care of business I went to the sink to wash my polluted hands and saw on the shelf above the sink a small dish with many quarters in it. I then turned to dry my hands and the gentleman that I had observed when entering the loo was presenting that kitchen towel to me to dry my paws. Somehow, I made the quarter connections and deduced the reason for the coins that were now residing in my trousers pocket. The attendant then commented favorably on my appearance and produced a small whisk broom that he then gently swept over my blazer, he then inquired if I would like an application of cologne. Not wanting to offend, I agreed and as if had done this act all my life I dug out those quarters and placed them into dish with the other coins. When returning to our table in the main dining room and as I took my seat my brother turned to me and said "you stink" Thus the story of my life.
I’ve been there when I was younger with the whole Victoria secret experience. That bit had me dying and it was so enlightening on why I acted the way I did
"The theme of the wedding was -waste." 🤣 Lmao I always brag that my wife and I got married for $20 + the gas money it took to get downtown. Still together years later and we have kept making good decisions 👍🏽
I watched a toilet paper commercial and an insurance commercial just to get to the laughs. Ironic, and also effing sad! ☹️🙁☹️ smells like 💩! Thanks for the 😀’s!
@@sonnyburnett8725 don't worry I will still think trump is a royal POS in that time. Hopefully he will be long gone by then. Thanks for your concern and have a good one
I can't wait to see this!! I was wondering if you might be making a return to That 90's Show that starts this week?? I loved your character in That 70's show! The new show won't be the same without you.
The last hot dog I bought was when I visited all the way from Oregon to Central Park NY where I THOUGHT I'd get a good Nathan's or something.....Man....was I disappointed! Loved visting NY....Hated the hot dog though...
@@shirleyrombough8173 I've had Nathan's too, and yeah, really good. But the vendor in Central Park wasn't using them...I was bummed 'cuz I expected better. Central Park was beautiful though... Oh, and God Bless Texas!
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I watch it over and over and it never gets old!!
What a funny perfect description of a wedding..the bride pretending to be a “Princess”...loved it!
Get married in Vegas, put the $20,000 down on a house so your future exwifes boyfriend has somewhere to live.
Re the bride as Princess, what’s funny, too, is that Princess Diana was once asked what it’s like being a princess, and she said it was being a bride every day of your life.
@@marieherring3888 You just did a Jim Gaffigan joke!
And, the men being perverts, wanting her underwear... SO accurate and funny, too!
Victoria’s Secret isn’t even stimulating towards women??!!
those bar jokes😂🤣😂🤣💥💥💥
LMAO!!!! White kitten!! More Covid laugh relief. Thanks Jim
Before Victoria's Secret there was Frederick's of Hollywood. No cute PJ's in FOH. It was like a rite of manhood to buy something in FOH.
Hilarious! He’s just funny.
There’s totally pillow fights in Victory Secrets!
I KNEW IT!
So funny !!! 👏👏👏💕💕💕
😂😂😂😂❤🎉
Jp
Long story short, my best friend got married, and I was best man, and had to cancel my vacation…. The story is super long, but yeah it was awful, annnnd that was my vacation 🙄
Damn prohibition lol! only the most desperate people still go out
There's something wrong knefew hearing scratching walls dog sound that are not there
Not every wedding is the princess kind , Jim!
We couldn't afford it; also,my dads been gone for decades,
Tiny wedding ..
I find huge weddings to be very primitive and ego- based, The mood is lets get drunk. Awful really.
Those are not the Top 5 Best Jokes at all!! First time I didn’t Lol at Jim’s jokes. Felt like a 12 year old boy picked those.
That voice he uses in the bride's garder belt and victoria's secret underwear is always the best. He uses it in other stand ups but not enough if you ask me 😂
The first 60 seconds, and I am hooked. The analogy between hotdogs and strippers did it. Jim, you are a delightful storyteller. And my ribs are hurting, but it's a good hurt.
Every time I’m even slightly down, I watch Sir Gaffigan on repeat. My children come in and ask am I ok, because I am laughing and cackling loudly the whole time… Magnifical!! Thank you sir!
Jim and Jeannie, seriously thank you for all your work. These videos keep me going! And giggling to myself like a crazy person.
The wedding jokes were everything I have thought and then some!! You nailed it,again!! Thank you! (Honey)
Guess we'll be the 'fork friends'
Geesh. Weddings are wonderful, crazy expensive, lovely 🥰,
Omg 😭 here so hilarious
You just climb into our heads and extract the funniest common experiences we all can relate to and then we become the joke!! Aloha Jim Gaffigan 🌻
U make me laugh so hard til my cheeks n tummy hurts lol. Never change u r the best xoxo
Bar bit was spot on. Perfect ending. A birthday car with $2 in it. Lol. Great stuff Jim!!
Jim, I’m eating a hot pocket for lunch. By choice 🤔
I love Jim Gaffigan. It's so refreshing to get clever clean humour these days. Perfect delivery.
I wish I could be as effortlessly funny as Jim!
I don't think a lifetime of practice is effortless! Masters of their craft always make it look easy.
Give his wife credit, too. She helps him write jokes.
@@anneamerican Thinking about y'all sharing Jim's comedy gave me happy memories, Anne.
!For us, it was the Carol Burnett Show (on a bright orange shag carpet!) but I do remember that feeling of our family laughing together. I may have to go find a clip right now.
👩🦱👦📺
The weddings bit was amazing and SO true! Bathroom attendant too! Hilarious!
My favorite comedian for several years. You always make me laugh! Thank you so much, Jim!
The wedding jokes 🤣 😂😂😂
I always think the registry list is like saying I spent all this money on my wedding now buy me everything I could want or need for the next 20years. I'll know if you cheap out and don't get me one of the over priced items that I'll probably never use so don't even think about it. Remember the more you spend the more I'll feel guilty when I totally make new friends. But don't worry you'll be on the guest list for the baby shower and of course I'll be sure and register at the most expensive stores for baby items. LOL
Yup! For my wedding I did one because that’s what I felt I was supposed to do but it didn’t feel right. I purposely added a lot of cheaper things that I genuinely wanted. Nobody bought those 😢. I tried. It’s definitely greedy.
@@teresahowick5197
No not greedy you tried to offer less expensive items. Today people don't want to have to think they just want to be told what they should buy. You seem like a caring person and I hope your wedding was beautiful.
The accuracy...lol.
I can't wait until this Covid thing is done and we can start getting stand up specials again.
But if it stops he might not post funny videos everyday anymore
@Jason Street well, maybe not "done" but at a point where it's not keeping everything closed down.
Jason Street it’s nowhere near the flu
@Jason Street Moron.
Cant get enough laughs from Jim!
"Well, we love each other why don't we pretend we have a kingdom." .. Love it. BRING THY WALLET!!! LOVE IT! IT'S SO TRUE.
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My daily dose of Jim!
And the two kingdoms will come together as one.... Hahahaha 🤣 😂 Thank you Jim!
Out of town weddings-wouldn’t want to use those vacation days for vacation. So true... or long weekend...
love the weeding one
The most brilliant comic of our time...
NEVER tire of his jokes, his delivery is perfect..
Interestingly he centers his maternal around him and his true life experiences, but it’s never really about him. He’s a selfless comic. It’s all about US 🌹
Thanks for the laughs Jim! lmao
Being in the Vegas industry the female bartender joke is on point! Treat me with respect, here’s 3 more shots!!
Jim. You’re brilliant! Laugh out loud funny! Thanks.
Thank you from México, you are great Jim👍👍
You are!
Always great Jim!👏 And can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, although Jim makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about his appearance, he looks pretty damn good💯 Whoever dresses him for his sets does an excellent job👌(Jeannie?)
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Véry good looking guy, . But smart enough to make fun of himself
Used to be a college football player . but he never talks about it
Gaffigan is hilarious! Great , never skipped a beat, a guy who never gets bored , cool guy to drink a beer with
“ it probably won’t work out”
Truer words were never said
He is just great. Trying to get through 2020 and he’s helped me big time. Thanks Jim!
I have been watching Jim’s videos for 3 days straight!
Same here. Just found him. My tummy hurts.
The projected inner dialogue is pure comedic genius.
Love love Jim Gaffigan absolutely hilarious very talented ❤
Thank you from Nebraska☘️❤️🌻
UNL 1999
Love Jim Gaffigan
This guy has his pants off in a lot of jokes.
Nailed it with the bar description
Thank you so much for sharing all these videos during this.....well, year. Whenever I just can't "stay informed" any longer, I can click on one your bits and, no matter how many times I have heard them, bring me joy.
Love you Jim!!! You’re my favorite comedian!
Today we went out for a lunch, when my husband came with with my food, my inner “Gaffifan” came out : Yeeeee.... bacon....
The bar jokes especially cracked me up!😂
Binge watching Jim Gaffigan cured my cold
Thanks for the much needed laughs, Jim!
"...You need to clean it with a kitten. A 'WHITE' Kitten." Just terrific. Gregg Oreo
This is the only thing I like about being alive. 😂😂 Let's get straight to the embarrassing bit.
Your lines and delivery are phenomenal. Tell the truth: your wife writes the jokes, and you're ACTUALLY a secret stripper. Sumfin like that. 😁
The theme of the wedding was waste! So funny and true. Love you man! !
"I got wasted last night and then I went out and built some low income housing". 🔥🤣🔥
Gotta get my daily Gaffigan fix. All is right with the world now. 😇
Therapy for those of us who need it! Thanks!
Yup. A nice escape.
The bathroom attendant jokes were awesome! The only needed thing I would pay someone to do in a public bathroom is sterilize the bottom of my shoes...
King baby is one of the greatest.
Yeah, I dont get the bathroom attendant deal. Also, the person having to sit in there percolating in stink, and hearing people vomit and poo. No thanks. But the best thing that grosses me out, is people actually eating the gum, sucker etc from inside a stanky, poo particle haven. These are the same nasty people that take their drinks inside the restroom. Disgusting.
Weddings don't make sense to me either!
Talking about the "restroom attendant" I was in Thailand, true story, and some male attendant was giving the men back massages -as they were pissing. I laughed, but the guy next to me, Brit, "Knock it off mate! I'm tra'in to take a wee"
Maybe he was Aussie, but it was funny AF
Lol that's funny. If he was Aussie he'd say, knock it off mate I'm trying to take a piss 🤣
I adore you and your family, Jim Gaffigan!
It’s funny because most of the fancy plates and serving wear sold for tons of money are frequently sold for a dollar or less at thrift stores in top condition
"There's candles and fried bread eveywhere." LMFAO why fried bread?? 🤣🤣
I was at a Halloween party a few decades back and one person came as "The Bar Rag from Hell." I don't have a clue what I was wearing, but I remember that.
Doctor Dankrupt: Describe, please. The Bar Rag, that is.
Thank you
Jim...I think you're great. You're also a good actor. Saw you in a couple of things lately. Surprise on me!
Jim Gaffigan and Bill Burr are the only comedians where I can’t wait to see their new material.
Jim and Brian Regan are the best.
Thanks for sharing the magic!
Bathroom Attendant encounter at age 12 for the first time. The family was at the Yacht Club for Sunday lunch. I had never been to the "Yacht Club" before and when I politely excused myself my new stepfather pressed 2 quarters into my hand for reasons unexplained. When I entered the Men's Room, I observed an elderly (elderly to me at age 12) African American man in formal wear with what looked like a kitchen towel draped over his left arm. After taking care of business I went to the sink to wash my polluted hands and saw on the shelf above the sink a small dish with many quarters in it. I then turned to dry my hands and the gentleman that I had observed when entering the loo was presenting that kitchen towel to me to dry my paws.
Somehow, I made the quarter connections and deduced the reason for the coins that were now residing in my trousers pocket. The attendant then commented favorably on my appearance and produced a small whisk broom that he then gently swept over my blazer, he then inquired if I would like an application of cologne. Not wanting to offend, I agreed and as if had done this act all my life I dug out those quarters and placed them into dish with the other coins. When returning to our table in the main dining room and as I took my seat my brother turned to me and said "you stink" Thus the story of my life.
“The Honorable King 👑 Slayer 🎶🌬🌳🔥🚬👌🫦💙🫵👁🙏🐲🎶🐎👼🤩🦾!” 🤷♀️👀💋🤐
Jim should be prescribed by doctors specially in the awful times we are dealing with
"A birthday card with $2 in it!" 😆😅😄
Jim, I saved a post of a man in England who shot his roommate because the roommate ate his Hot Pocket …
I’ve been there when I was younger with the whole Victoria secret experience. That bit had me dying and it was so enlightening on why I acted the way I did
I’m obsessed
The dude is great
Turning down a shot is like rejecting a handmade crocheted sweater! LOL!!!!!
"The theme of the wedding was -waste." 🤣 Lmao I always brag that my wife and I got married for $20 + the gas money it took to get downtown. Still together years later and we have kept making good decisions 👍🏽
THE KANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy… It’s freaking hilarious
hahahahahahahahaha
I watched a toilet paper commercial and an insurance commercial just to get to the laughs. Ironic, and also effing sad! ☹️🙁☹️ smells like 💩! Thanks for the 😀’s!
Un justified vacation
In the reception line at a wedding you are supposed to shake the hand of the groom and the parents Congratulate everyone and kiss the bride.
Cows are cute and friendly and good for hugging but thats not gonna stop me from biting them 🦊💜
Merry Christmas to the Gaffigans
I just found out I've been banned or blocked from Jim's Twitter and can't imagine why I am a huge fan!
Love you Jim
Love you jim! Thanks for all the talent you share.
I would vote for a hot pocket instead of trump.
DUMP TRUMP 2020
Always interesting to check back with people such as yourself in twenty years.
@@sonnyburnett8725 don't worry I will still think trump is a royal POS in that time. Hopefully he will be long gone by then. Thanks for your concern and have a good one
Disaster Dinosaur: We did dump tr#%p baby. Now we have to support Biden in the 2022 mid term election.
I can't wait to see this!! I was wondering if you might be making a return to That 90's Show that starts this week?? I loved your character in That 70's show! The new show won't be the same without you.
He's the funniest most underrated comedian around
A man that can cook loves kids and animals is a good man
The last hot dog I bought was when I visited all the way from Oregon to Central Park NY where I THOUGHT I'd get a good Nathan's or something.....Man....was I disappointed!
Loved visting NY....Hated the hot dog though...
6 Strong Fan: Nathan's hot dogs are the best. I can get them here in Texas, can you imagine? I love New York too.
@@shirleyrombough8173 I've had Nathan's too, and yeah, really good. But the vendor in Central Park wasn't using them...I was bummed 'cuz I expected better. Central Park was beautiful though...
Oh, and God Bless Texas!