Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Obsessed" Jim Gaffigan

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  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 роки тому +138

    What a funny perfect description of a wedding..the bride pretending to be a “Princess”...loved it!

    • @marieherring3888
      @marieherring3888 4 роки тому +8

      Get married in Vegas, put the $20,000 down on a house so your future exwifes boyfriend has somewhere to live.

    • @Happybidr
      @Happybidr 3 роки тому +8

      Re the bride as Princess, what’s funny, too, is that Princess Diana was once asked what it’s like being a princess, and she said it was being a bride every day of your life.

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 2 роки тому +3

      @@marieherring3888 You just did a Jim Gaffigan joke!

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro 2 роки тому +5

      And, the men being perverts, wanting her underwear... SO accurate and funny, too!

    • @laurieloughran699
      @laurieloughran699 Рік тому +2

      Victoria’s Secret isn’t even stimulating towards women??!!

  • @lovevsmoney6821
    @lovevsmoney6821 Рік тому +39

    Every time I’m even slightly down, I watch Sir Gaffigan on repeat. My children come in and ask am I ok, because I am laughing and cackling loudly the whole time… Magnifical!! Thank you sir!

  • @richardbrown6781
    @richardbrown6781 Рік тому +8

    Jim Gaffigan and Bill Burr are the only comedians where I can’t wait to see their new material.

  • @eeel90
    @eeel90 4 роки тому +78

    That voice he uses in the bride's garder belt and victoria's secret underwear is always the best. He uses it in other stand ups but not enough if you ask me 😂

  • @brostelio
    @brostelio 4 роки тому +34

    I love Jim Gaffigan. It's so refreshing to get clever clean humour these days. Perfect delivery.

  • @aeshamahdi678
    @aeshamahdi678 2 роки тому +9

    I have been watching Jim’s videos for 3 days straight!

    • @buckmazz
      @buckmazz Рік тому +1

      Same here. Just found him. My tummy hurts.
      The projected inner dialogue is pure comedic genius.

  • @jamesmack3314
    @jamesmack3314 2 роки тому +10

    “ it probably won’t work out”
    Truer words were never said

  • @TheThora17
    @TheThora17 4 роки тому +40

    I watch it over and over and it never gets old!!

  • @sherribauer884
    @sherribauer884 11 місяців тому +3

    Cant get enough laughs from Jim!

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 Рік тому +3

    "There's candles and fried bread eveywhere." LMFAO why fried bread?? 🤣🤣

  • @luisaroman7108
    @luisaroman7108 9 місяців тому +6

    A man that can cook loves kids and animals is a good man

  • @billydrumskin777
    @billydrumskin777 4 роки тому +48

    "Well, we love each other why don't we pretend we have a kingdom." .. Love it. BRING THY WALLET!!! LOVE IT! IT'S SO TRUE.

  • @ComeWhatMay11
    @ComeWhatMay11 4 роки тому +78

    I wish I could be as effortlessly funny as Jim!

    • @thef8
      @thef8 4 роки тому +12

      I don't think a lifetime of practice is effortless! Masters of their craft always make it look easy.

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 4 роки тому +9

      Give his wife credit, too. She helps him write jokes.

    • @devodavis6454
      @devodavis6454 4 роки тому +1

      @@anneamerican Thinking about y'all sharing Jim's comedy gave me happy memories, Anne.
      !For us, it was the Carol Burnett Show (on a bright orange shag carpet!) but I do remember that feeling of our family laughing together. I may have to go find a clip right now.
      👩‍🦱👦📺

  • @girlygal098
    @girlygal098 4 роки тому +55

    The first 60 seconds, and I am hooked. The analogy between hotdogs and strippers did it. Jim, you are a delightful storyteller. And my ribs are hurting, but it's a good hurt.

  • @scootersgaming3981
    @scootersgaming3981 4 роки тому +22

    Bar bit was spot on. Perfect ending. A birthday car with $2 in it. Lol. Great stuff Jim!!

  • @songsofsovereignty1009
    @songsofsovereignty1009 3 роки тому +40

    You just climb into our heads and extract the funniest common experiences we all can relate to and then we become the joke!! Aloha Jim Gaffigan 🌻

    • @jennygimmiekiss8377
      @jennygimmiekiss8377 2 роки тому +3

      U make me laugh so hard til my cheeks n tummy hurts lol. Never change u r the best xoxo

  • @bnigh5495
    @bnigh5495 4 роки тому +71

    My favorite comedian for several years. You always make me laugh! Thank you so much, Jim!

  • @davidpruiksma8014
    @davidpruiksma8014 2 роки тому +8

    Jim. You’re brilliant! Laugh out loud funny! Thanks.

  • @richardferreira7565
    @richardferreira7565 2 роки тому +9

    Gaffigan is hilarious! Great , never skipped a beat, a guy who never gets bored , cool guy to drink a beer with

  • @bandjolyn
    @bandjolyn 4 роки тому +47

    Jim and Jeannie, seriously thank you for all your work. These videos keep me going! And giggling to myself like a crazy person.

  • @BarrySmithviolin
    @BarrySmithviolin 3 роки тому +16

    The most brilliant comic of our time...
    NEVER tire of his jokes, his delivery is perfect..
    Interestingly he centers his maternal around him and his true life experiences, but it’s never really about him. He’s a selfless comic. It’s all about US 🌹

    • @susanaaragorn8606
      @susanaaragorn8606 3 місяці тому +1

      Totally true. He is a great social observer!

  • @sideshowtink
    @sideshowtink 4 роки тому +56

    The weddings bit was amazing and SO true! Bathroom attendant too! Hilarious!

  • @hunnybunny4u259
    @hunnybunny4u259 4 роки тому +51

    The wedding jokes were everything I have thought and then some!! You nailed it,again!! Thank you! (Honey)

    • @devodavis6454
      @devodavis6454 4 роки тому +3

      Guess we'll be the 'fork friends'

    • @laurieloughran699
      @laurieloughran699 Рік тому

      Geesh. Weddings are wonderful, crazy expensive, lovely 🥰,

  • @cognitogrrl
    @cognitogrrl Місяць тому

    The Victoria's Secret and attendant in a restroom bits just SLAY me! Jim, you are a comedy treasure.

  • @YvonaLive4Love
    @YvonaLive4Love 2 роки тому +9

    Love love Jim Gaffigan absolutely hilarious very talented ❤

  • @scottlasley4593
    @scottlasley4593 4 роки тому +14

    And the two kingdoms will come together as one.... Hahahaha 🤣 😂 Thank you Jim!

  • @annetteboyd8940
    @annetteboyd8940 Рік тому +2

    The bar jokes especially cracked me up!😂

  • @monicagabrielanietomayer6794
    @monicagabrielanietomayer6794 4 роки тому +13

    Thank you from México, you are great Jim👍👍

  • @lauramills_af
    @lauramills_af 4 роки тому +13

    Love you Jim!!! You’re my favorite comedian!

  • @Funkyjcp
    @Funkyjcp 4 роки тому +68

    He is just great. Trying to get through 2020 and he’s helped me big time. Thanks Jim!

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 4 роки тому +27

    My daily dose of Jim!

  • @rajjaelawrence
    @rajjaelawrence 4 роки тому +24

    The wedding jokes 🤣 😂😂😂

  • @tylerkeller8869
    @tylerkeller8869 2 роки тому +4

    Nailed it with the bar description

  • @schempgirl1
    @schempgirl1 4 роки тому +15

    Thank you from Nebraska☘️❤️🌻

  • @lisalawn1111
    @lisalawn1111 3 роки тому +1

    Turning down a shot is like rejecting a handmade crocheted sweater! LOL!!!!!

  • @christinewilson8602
    @christinewilson8602 4 роки тому +8

    Thank you so much for sharing all these videos during this.....well, year. Whenever I just can't "stay informed" any longer, I can click on one your bits and, no matter how many times I have heard them, bring me joy.

  • @angelliquec305
    @angelliquec305 4 роки тому +9

    He's the funniest most underrated comedian around

  • @undermarklvnv
    @undermarklvnv 4 роки тому +17

    Thanks for the laughs Jim! lmao
    Being in the Vegas industry the female bartender joke is on point! Treat me with respect, here’s 3 more shots!!

  • @40mustang99
    @40mustang99 4 роки тому +9

    Thanks for the much needed laughs, Jim!

  • @redwingsfan3621
    @redwingsfan3621 3 роки тому +3

    Jim and Brian Regan are the best.

  • @claires9100
    @claires9100 4 роки тому +5

    The theme of the wedding was waste! So funny and true. Love you man! !

  • @gigiarmany
    @gigiarmany 4 роки тому +5

    those bar jokes😂🤣😂🤣💥💥💥

  • @oliviagreen7423
    @oliviagreen7423 4 роки тому +27

    Always great Jim!👏 And can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, although Jim makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about his appearance, he looks pretty damn good💯 Whoever dresses him for his sets does an excellent job👌(Jeannie?)

    • @arnoldkatz6156
      @arnoldkatz6156 3 роки тому +1

      O

    • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
      @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld Рік тому +2

      Véry good looking guy, . But smart enough to make fun of himself
      Used to be a college football player . but he never talks about it

  • @Novelist1029
    @Novelist1029 4 роки тому +9

    Love Jim Gaffigan

  • @lisaburke8232
    @lisaburke8232 4 роки тому +19

    Out of town weddings-wouldn’t want to use those vacation days for vacation. So true... or long weekend...

  • @sonyasphere
    @sonyasphere 4 роки тому +3

    "A birthday card with $2 in it!" 😆😅😄

  • @sanstar2007
    @sanstar2007 3 роки тому +4

    I adore you and your family, Jim Gaffigan!

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 3 місяці тому

    Jim is Effin hiLARIOUS!!!😂😂😂

  • @rosannaburt3048
    @rosannaburt3048 2 роки тому +5

    Omg 😭 here so hilarious

  • @Denny-rw2vj
    @Denny-rw2vj 3 роки тому +4

    I’ve been there when I was younger with the whole Victoria secret experience. That bit had me dying and it was so enlightening on why I acted the way I did

  • @manolobracho4927
    @manolobracho4927 4 роки тому +5

    Thank you

  • @sallystege7163
    @sallystege7163 4 роки тому +6

    LMAO!!!! White kitten!! More Covid laugh relief. Thanks Jim

  • @jillhill8162
    @jillhill8162 3 роки тому +1

    I listen to these while I workout Jim and I love it!

  • @giovanni5063
    @giovanni5063 Рік тому +2

    Bathroom Attendant encounter at age 12 for the first time. The family was at the Yacht Club for Sunday lunch. I had never been to the "Yacht Club" before and when I politely excused myself my new stepfather pressed 2 quarters into my hand for reasons unexplained. When I entered the Men's Room, I observed an elderly (elderly to me at age 12) African American man in formal wear with what looked like a kitchen towel draped over his left arm. After taking care of business I went to the sink to wash my polluted hands and saw on the shelf above the sink a small dish with many quarters in it. I then turned to dry my hands and the gentleman that I had observed when entering the loo was presenting that kitchen towel to me to dry my paws.
    Somehow, I made the quarter connections and deduced the reason for the coins that were now residing in my trousers pocket. The attendant then commented favorably on my appearance and produced a small whisk broom that he then gently swept over my blazer, he then inquired if I would like an application of cologne. Not wanting to offend, I agreed and as if had done this act all my life I dug out those quarters and placed them into dish with the other coins. When returning to our table in the main dining room and as I took my seat my brother turned to me and said "you stink" Thus the story of my life.

  • @love_lyzza
    @love_lyzza 3 роки тому +1

    great compilation..arranged perfectly haha other

  • @brooklyngiraffe
    @brooklyngiraffe 2 роки тому +4

    Binge watching Jim Gaffigan cured my cold

  • @katiemarie7750
    @katiemarie7750 2 роки тому +1

    So funny !!! 👏👏👏💕💕💕

  • @branchsnapper2228
    @branchsnapper2228 4 роки тому +4

    This could be a top 500 and Id watch it all

  • @Welcomeeverthing
    @Welcomeeverthing 4 роки тому +18

    Gotta get my daily Gaffigan fix. All is right with the world now. 😇

  • @davegenther6877
    @davegenther6877 3 роки тому +3

    Hilarious! He’s just funny.

  • @ESL-O.G.
    @ESL-O.G. 2 роки тому +5

    Talking about the "restroom attendant" I was in Thailand, true story, and some male attendant was giving the men back massages -as they were pissing. I laughed, but the guy next to me, Brit, "Knock it off mate! I'm tra'in to take a wee"
    Maybe he was Aussie, but it was funny AF

    • @Kate-vt7zj
      @Kate-vt7zj 2 роки тому

      Lol that's funny. If he was Aussie he'd say, knock it off mate I'm trying to take a piss 🤣

  • @laurenekench5851
    @laurenekench5851 3 роки тому +2

    Merry Christmas to the Gaffigans

  • @margochristensen6359
    @margochristensen6359 2 роки тому +3

    Jim...I think you're great. You're also a good actor. Saw you in a couple of things lately. Surprise on me!

  • @brianjay9811
    @brianjay9811 Рік тому +1

    The bathroom attendant jokes were awesome! The only needed thing I would pay someone to do in a public bathroom is sterilize the bottom of my shoes...

  • @Lou-lu3tw
    @Lou-lu3tw Рік тому

    So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣I Love this guy!

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle 4 роки тому +6

    I was at a Halloween party a few decades back and one person came as "The Bar Rag from Hell." I don't have a clue what I was wearing, but I remember that.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому +2

      Doctor Dankrupt: Describe, please. The Bar Rag, that is.

  • @nathanpowers8313
    @nathanpowers8313 4 роки тому +5

    Thanks for sharing the magic!

  • @tylerkeller8869
    @tylerkeller8869 2 роки тому +3

    "I got wasted last night and then I went out and built some low income housing". 🔥🤣🔥

  • @gerrygerry2058
    @gerrygerry2058 2 роки тому +1

    I can't wait to see this!! I was wondering if you might be making a return to That 90's Show that starts this week?? I loved your character in That 70's show! The new show won't be the same without you.

  • @matt5415
    @matt5415 4 роки тому +20

    Before Victoria's Secret there was Frederick's of Hollywood. No cute PJ's in FOH. It was like a rite of manhood to buy something in FOH.

  • @TheMsRicki
    @TheMsRicki 4 роки тому +24

    Jim, I’m eating a hot pocket for lunch. By choice 🤔

  • @drewtheunspoken3988
    @drewtheunspoken3988 4 роки тому +38

    I can't wait until this Covid thing is done and we can start getting stand up specials again.

    • @Josephprouse1234
      @Josephprouse1234 4 роки тому +3

      But if it stops he might not post funny videos everyday anymore

    • @drewtheunspoken3988
      @drewtheunspoken3988 4 роки тому

      @Jason Street well, maybe not "done" but at a point where it's not keeping everything closed down.

    • @ryanhall8770
      @ryanhall8770 4 роки тому +1

      Jason Street it’s nowhere near the flu

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 4 роки тому +1

      @Jason Street Moron.

  • @marcelashagash5808
    @marcelashagash5808 4 роки тому +9

    Today we went out for a lunch, when my husband came with with my food, my inner “Gaffifan” came out : Yeeeee.... bacon....

  • @foxhazhax4845
    @foxhazhax4845 2 роки тому +1

    Cows are cute and friendly and good for hugging but thats not gonna stop me from biting them 🦊💜

  • @nancybrown8338
    @nancybrown8338 4 роки тому +22

    I always think the registry list is like saying I spent all this money on my wedding now buy me everything I could want or need for the next 20years. I'll know if you cheap out and don't get me one of the over priced items that I'll probably never use so don't even think about it. Remember the more you spend the more I'll feel guilty when I totally make new friends. But don't worry you'll be on the guest list for the baby shower and of course I'll be sure and register at the most expensive stores for baby items. LOL

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 роки тому +3

      Yup! For my wedding I did one because that’s what I felt I was supposed to do but it didn’t feel right. I purposely added a lot of cheaper things that I genuinely wanted. Nobody bought those 😢. I tried. It’s definitely greedy.

    • @nancybrown8338
      @nancybrown8338 4 роки тому +3

      @@teresahowick5197
      No not greedy you tried to offer less expensive items. Today people don't want to have to think they just want to be told what they should buy. You seem like a caring person and I hope your wedding was beautiful.

    • @nicnic3902
      @nicnic3902 3 роки тому

      The accuracy...lol.

  • @fatimasmith952
    @fatimasmith952 3 роки тому +2

    Love you Jim

  • @Squidman91
    @Squidman91 4 роки тому +6

    I’m obsessed

  • @ahmadkazemi8728
    @ahmadkazemi8728 2 роки тому +2

    King baby is one of the greatest.

  • @EK-fy5yy
    @EK-fy5yy Рік тому

    You are the best ❤😂

  • @starrfishhill
    @starrfishhill 2 роки тому +2

    This guy… It’s freaking hilarious

  • @paulhartson1
    @paulhartson1 4 роки тому +2

    'birthday card with $2 in it' lol

  • @bfkennedy
    @bfkennedy 4 роки тому +9

    Jim is the funniest. I mean that in a good way!

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P 4 роки тому +8

    Back in the day guys hung the garder built on their rear view mirror. I really thought that where Jim was going with that next 😆. God bless you Jim for making us laugh in 'such a time as this'

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 роки тому +2

      I can’t believe I had my husband do the garter belt thing. 16 years ago, I’m so embarrassed. Wtf is that?! It’s so perverted! And in front of my in laws, my family, my GRANDMA! MY DAD!! Oh gawd!!! 😩😩😩😩

    • @suzannesimone9070
      @suzannesimone9070 Рік тому +1

      Doesn’t America know how to spell anymore? ‘Garder’ belt
      GARTER BELT

  • @willruelas3529
    @willruelas3529 4 роки тому +5

    The dude is great

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 4 роки тому +6

    This is the only thing I like about being alive. 😂😂 Let's get straight to the embarrassing bit.
    Your lines and delivery are phenomenal. Tell the truth: your wife writes the jokes, and you're ACTUALLY a secret stripper. Sumfin like that. 😁

  • @sandrariley8528
    @sandrariley8528 4 роки тому +5

    There’s totally pillow fights in Victory Secrets!

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 2 роки тому

    YOU ARE THE BEST

  • @marqueshawalker2111
    @marqueshawalker2111 10 місяців тому

    I need to find the one where he talks about Subway being nasty!!!!!! Lmao, Please help😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @morganchallinor4669
    @morganchallinor4669 3 роки тому

    Saw this guy a while back hilarious wow what a show saw him at the Wynn in Las Vegas

  • @fee8255
    @fee8255 4 роки тому +2

    I watched a toilet paper commercial and an insurance commercial just to get to the laughs. Ironic, and also effing sad! ☹️🙁☹️ smells like 💩! Thanks for the 😀’s!

  • @Combinia
    @Combinia Рік тому

    LOVE your shows,
    exept the bits about pandamics and "pls subscribe"
    I mean come on man, you are legitly funny, stop over trying
    much

  • @bran9730
    @bran9730 2 місяці тому

    The theme of the wedding was waste 😂

  • @amazinginformation2024
    @amazinginformation2024 3 роки тому +3

    "The theme of the wedding was -waste." 🤣 Lmao I always brag that my wife and I got married for $20 + the gas money it took to get downtown. Still together years later and we have kept making good decisions 👍🏽

  • @Brian-os9qj
    @Brian-os9qj Місяць тому

    Jimmy is fun funny and hilarious

  • @jbbeats7786
    @jbbeats7786 3 роки тому +2

    14:55 I laugh every single time I see this

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 2 роки тому +1

    I just found out I've been banned or blocked from Jim's Twitter and can't imagine why I am a huge fan!

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 4 роки тому +11

    This guy has his pants off in a lot of jokes.

  • @margareteustaquio164
    @margareteustaquio164 3 місяці тому

    Bar’s was my favorite part!

  • @jujujupiter
    @jujujupiter 3 роки тому

    Remember early in the pandemic back when we were disinfecting cardboard that Jim posted frequently, maybe daily. His family posted too, with his beautiful bride showing how the Gaffigan family is held together.

  • @brianmcguire9293
    @brianmcguire9293 3 роки тому

    LETS GET COOKING!!! SEASON 2!!!