Re the bride as Princess, what’s funny, too, is that Princess Diana was once asked what it’s like being a princess, and she said it was being a bride every day of your life.
Every time I’m even slightly down, I watch Sir Gaffigan on repeat. My children come in and ask am I ok, because I am laughing and cackling loudly the whole time… Magnifical!! Thank you sir!
That voice he uses in the bride's garder belt and victoria's secret underwear is always the best. He uses it in other stand ups but not enough if you ask me 😂
@@anneamerican Thinking about y'all sharing Jim's comedy gave me happy memories, Anne. !For us, it was the Carol Burnett Show (on a bright orange shag carpet!) but I do remember that feeling of our family laughing together. I may have to go find a clip right now. 👩🦱👦📺
The first 60 seconds, and I am hooked. The analogy between hotdogs and strippers did it. Jim, you are a delightful storyteller. And my ribs are hurting, but it's a good hurt.
The most brilliant comic of our time... NEVER tire of his jokes, his delivery is perfect.. Interestingly he centers his maternal around him and his true life experiences, but it’s never really about him. He’s a selfless comic. It’s all about US 🌹
Thank you so much for sharing all these videos during this.....well, year. Whenever I just can't "stay informed" any longer, I can click on one your bits and, no matter how many times I have heard them, bring me joy.
Always great Jim!👏 And can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, although Jim makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about his appearance, he looks pretty damn good💯 Whoever dresses him for his sets does an excellent job👌(Jeannie?)
I’ve been there when I was younger with the whole Victoria secret experience. That bit had me dying and it was so enlightening on why I acted the way I did
Bathroom Attendant encounter at age 12 for the first time. The family was at the Yacht Club for Sunday lunch. I had never been to the "Yacht Club" before and when I politely excused myself my new stepfather pressed 2 quarters into my hand for reasons unexplained. When I entered the Men's Room, I observed an elderly (elderly to me at age 12) African American man in formal wear with what looked like a kitchen towel draped over his left arm. After taking care of business I went to the sink to wash my polluted hands and saw on the shelf above the sink a small dish with many quarters in it. I then turned to dry my hands and the gentleman that I had observed when entering the loo was presenting that kitchen towel to me to dry my paws. Somehow, I made the quarter connections and deduced the reason for the coins that were now residing in my trousers pocket. The attendant then commented favorably on my appearance and produced a small whisk broom that he then gently swept over my blazer, he then inquired if I would like an application of cologne. Not wanting to offend, I agreed and as if had done this act all my life I dug out those quarters and placed them into dish with the other coins. When returning to our table in the main dining room and as I took my seat my brother turned to me and said "you stink" Thus the story of my life.
Talking about the "restroom attendant" I was in Thailand, true story, and some male attendant was giving the men back massages -as they were pissing. I laughed, but the guy next to me, Brit, "Knock it off mate! I'm tra'in to take a wee" Maybe he was Aussie, but it was funny AF
I was at a Halloween party a few decades back and one person came as "The Bar Rag from Hell." I don't have a clue what I was wearing, but I remember that.
I can't wait to see this!! I was wondering if you might be making a return to That 90's Show that starts this week?? I loved your character in That 70's show! The new show won't be the same without you.
I always think the registry list is like saying I spent all this money on my wedding now buy me everything I could want or need for the next 20years. I'll know if you cheap out and don't get me one of the over priced items that I'll probably never use so don't even think about it. Remember the more you spend the more I'll feel guilty when I totally make new friends. But don't worry you'll be on the guest list for the baby shower and of course I'll be sure and register at the most expensive stores for baby items. LOL
Yup! For my wedding I did one because that’s what I felt I was supposed to do but it didn’t feel right. I purposely added a lot of cheaper things that I genuinely wanted. Nobody bought those 😢. I tried. It’s definitely greedy.
@@teresahowick5197 No not greedy you tried to offer less expensive items. Today people don't want to have to think they just want to be told what they should buy. You seem like a caring person and I hope your wedding was beautiful.
Back in the day guys hung the garder built on their rear view mirror. I really thought that where Jim was going with that next 😆. God bless you Jim for making us laugh in 'such a time as this'
I can’t believe I had my husband do the garter belt thing. 16 years ago, I’m so embarrassed. Wtf is that?! It’s so perverted! And in front of my in laws, my family, my GRANDMA! MY DAD!! Oh gawd!!! 😩😩😩😩
This is the only thing I like about being alive. 😂😂 Let's get straight to the embarrassing bit. Your lines and delivery are phenomenal. Tell the truth: your wife writes the jokes, and you're ACTUALLY a secret stripper. Sumfin like that. 😁
I watched a toilet paper commercial and an insurance commercial just to get to the laughs. Ironic, and also effing sad! ☹️🙁☹️ smells like 💩! Thanks for the 😀’s!
"The theme of the wedding was -waste." 🤣 Lmao I always brag that my wife and I got married for $20 + the gas money it took to get downtown. Still together years later and we have kept making good decisions 👍🏽
Remember early in the pandemic back when we were disinfecting cardboard that Jim posted frequently, maybe daily. His family posted too, with his beautiful bride showing how the Gaffigan family is held together.
What a funny perfect description of a wedding..the bride pretending to be a “Princess”...loved it!
Get married in Vegas, put the $20,000 down on a house so your future exwifes boyfriend has somewhere to live.
Re the bride as Princess, what’s funny, too, is that Princess Diana was once asked what it’s like being a princess, and she said it was being a bride every day of your life.
@@marieherring3888 You just did a Jim Gaffigan joke!
And, the men being perverts, wanting her underwear... SO accurate and funny, too!
Victoria’s Secret isn’t even stimulating towards women??!!
Every time I’m even slightly down, I watch Sir Gaffigan on repeat. My children come in and ask am I ok, because I am laughing and cackling loudly the whole time… Magnifical!! Thank you sir!
Jim Gaffigan and Bill Burr are the only comedians where I can’t wait to see their new material.
So true!
That voice he uses in the bride's garder belt and victoria's secret underwear is always the best. He uses it in other stand ups but not enough if you ask me 😂
I love Jim Gaffigan. It's so refreshing to get clever clean humour these days. Perfect delivery.
I have been watching Jim’s videos for 3 days straight!
Same here. Just found him. My tummy hurts.
The projected inner dialogue is pure comedic genius.
“ it probably won’t work out”
Truer words were never said
I watch it over and over and it never gets old!!
Cant get enough laughs from Jim!
"There's candles and fried bread eveywhere." LMFAO why fried bread?? 🤣🤣
A man that can cook loves kids and animals is a good man
"Well, we love each other why don't we pretend we have a kingdom." .. Love it. BRING THY WALLET!!! LOVE IT! IT'S SO TRUE.
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I wish I could be as effortlessly funny as Jim!
I don't think a lifetime of practice is effortless! Masters of their craft always make it look easy.
Give his wife credit, too. She helps him write jokes.
@@anneamerican Thinking about y'all sharing Jim's comedy gave me happy memories, Anne.
!For us, it was the Carol Burnett Show (on a bright orange shag carpet!) but I do remember that feeling of our family laughing together. I may have to go find a clip right now.
👩🦱👦📺
The first 60 seconds, and I am hooked. The analogy between hotdogs and strippers did it. Jim, you are a delightful storyteller. And my ribs are hurting, but it's a good hurt.
Bar bit was spot on. Perfect ending. A birthday car with $2 in it. Lol. Great stuff Jim!!
You just climb into our heads and extract the funniest common experiences we all can relate to and then we become the joke!! Aloha Jim Gaffigan 🌻
U make me laugh so hard til my cheeks n tummy hurts lol. Never change u r the best xoxo
My favorite comedian for several years. You always make me laugh! Thank you so much, Jim!
Jim. You’re brilliant! Laugh out loud funny! Thanks.
Gaffigan is hilarious! Great , never skipped a beat, a guy who never gets bored , cool guy to drink a beer with
Jim and Jeannie, seriously thank you for all your work. These videos keep me going! And giggling to myself like a crazy person.
The most brilliant comic of our time...
NEVER tire of his jokes, his delivery is perfect..
Interestingly he centers his maternal around him and his true life experiences, but it’s never really about him. He’s a selfless comic. It’s all about US 🌹
Totally true. He is a great social observer!
The weddings bit was amazing and SO true! Bathroom attendant too! Hilarious!
The wedding jokes were everything I have thought and then some!! You nailed it,again!! Thank you! (Honey)
Guess we'll be the 'fork friends'
Geesh. Weddings are wonderful, crazy expensive, lovely 🥰,
The Victoria's Secret and attendant in a restroom bits just SLAY me! Jim, you are a comedy treasure.
Love love Jim Gaffigan absolutely hilarious very talented ❤
And the two kingdoms will come together as one.... Hahahaha 🤣 😂 Thank you Jim!
The bar jokes especially cracked me up!😂
Thank you from México, you are great Jim👍👍
You are!
Love you Jim!!! You’re my favorite comedian!
He is just great. Trying to get through 2020 and he’s helped me big time. Thanks Jim!
My daily dose of Jim!
The wedding jokes 🤣 😂😂😂
Nailed it with the bar description
Thank you from Nebraska☘️❤️🌻
UNL 1999
Turning down a shot is like rejecting a handmade crocheted sweater! LOL!!!!!
Thank you so much for sharing all these videos during this.....well, year. Whenever I just can't "stay informed" any longer, I can click on one your bits and, no matter how many times I have heard them, bring me joy.
He's the funniest most underrated comedian around
Thanks for the laughs Jim! lmao
Being in the Vegas industry the female bartender joke is on point! Treat me with respect, here’s 3 more shots!!
Thanks for the much needed laughs, Jim!
Jim and Brian Regan are the best.
The theme of the wedding was waste! So funny and true. Love you man! !
those bar jokes😂🤣😂🤣💥💥💥
Always great Jim!👏 And can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, although Jim makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about his appearance, he looks pretty damn good💯 Whoever dresses him for his sets does an excellent job👌(Jeannie?)
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Véry good looking guy, . But smart enough to make fun of himself
Used to be a college football player . but he never talks about it
Love Jim Gaffigan
Out of town weddings-wouldn’t want to use those vacation days for vacation. So true... or long weekend...
love the weeding one
"A birthday card with $2 in it!" 😆😅😄
I adore you and your family, Jim Gaffigan!
Jim is Effin hiLARIOUS!!!😂😂😂
Omg 😭 here so hilarious
I’ve been there when I was younger with the whole Victoria secret experience. That bit had me dying and it was so enlightening on why I acted the way I did
Thank you
LMAO!!!! White kitten!! More Covid laugh relief. Thanks Jim
I listen to these while I workout Jim and I love it!
Bathroom Attendant encounter at age 12 for the first time. The family was at the Yacht Club for Sunday lunch. I had never been to the "Yacht Club" before and when I politely excused myself my new stepfather pressed 2 quarters into my hand for reasons unexplained. When I entered the Men's Room, I observed an elderly (elderly to me at age 12) African American man in formal wear with what looked like a kitchen towel draped over his left arm. After taking care of business I went to the sink to wash my polluted hands and saw on the shelf above the sink a small dish with many quarters in it. I then turned to dry my hands and the gentleman that I had observed when entering the loo was presenting that kitchen towel to me to dry my paws.
Somehow, I made the quarter connections and deduced the reason for the coins that were now residing in my trousers pocket. The attendant then commented favorably on my appearance and produced a small whisk broom that he then gently swept over my blazer, he then inquired if I would like an application of cologne. Not wanting to offend, I agreed and as if had done this act all my life I dug out those quarters and placed them into dish with the other coins. When returning to our table in the main dining room and as I took my seat my brother turned to me and said "you stink" Thus the story of my life.
great compilation..arranged perfectly haha other
Binge watching Jim Gaffigan cured my cold
So funny !!! 👏👏👏💕💕💕
This could be a top 500 and Id watch it all
Gotta get my daily Gaffigan fix. All is right with the world now. 😇
Therapy for those of us who need it! Thanks!
Yup. A nice escape.
Hilarious! He’s just funny.
Talking about the "restroom attendant" I was in Thailand, true story, and some male attendant was giving the men back massages -as they were pissing. I laughed, but the guy next to me, Brit, "Knock it off mate! I'm tra'in to take a wee"
Maybe he was Aussie, but it was funny AF
Lol that's funny. If he was Aussie he'd say, knock it off mate I'm trying to take a piss 🤣
Merry Christmas to the Gaffigans
Jim...I think you're great. You're also a good actor. Saw you in a couple of things lately. Surprise on me!
The bathroom attendant jokes were awesome! The only needed thing I would pay someone to do in a public bathroom is sterilize the bottom of my shoes...
So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣I Love this guy!
I was at a Halloween party a few decades back and one person came as "The Bar Rag from Hell." I don't have a clue what I was wearing, but I remember that.
Doctor Dankrupt: Describe, please. The Bar Rag, that is.
Thanks for sharing the magic!
"I got wasted last night and then I went out and built some low income housing". 🔥🤣🔥
I can't wait to see this!! I was wondering if you might be making a return to That 90's Show that starts this week?? I loved your character in That 70's show! The new show won't be the same without you.
Before Victoria's Secret there was Frederick's of Hollywood. No cute PJ's in FOH. It was like a rite of manhood to buy something in FOH.
Jim, I’m eating a hot pocket for lunch. By choice 🤔
I can't wait until this Covid thing is done and we can start getting stand up specials again.
But if it stops he might not post funny videos everyday anymore
@Jason Street well, maybe not "done" but at a point where it's not keeping everything closed down.
Jason Street it’s nowhere near the flu
@Jason Street Moron.
Today we went out for a lunch, when my husband came with with my food, my inner “Gaffifan” came out : Yeeeee.... bacon....
Cows are cute and friendly and good for hugging but thats not gonna stop me from biting them 🦊💜
I always think the registry list is like saying I spent all this money on my wedding now buy me everything I could want or need for the next 20years. I'll know if you cheap out and don't get me one of the over priced items that I'll probably never use so don't even think about it. Remember the more you spend the more I'll feel guilty when I totally make new friends. But don't worry you'll be on the guest list for the baby shower and of course I'll be sure and register at the most expensive stores for baby items. LOL
Yup! For my wedding I did one because that’s what I felt I was supposed to do but it didn’t feel right. I purposely added a lot of cheaper things that I genuinely wanted. Nobody bought those 😢. I tried. It’s definitely greedy.
@@teresahowick5197
No not greedy you tried to offer less expensive items. Today people don't want to have to think they just want to be told what they should buy. You seem like a caring person and I hope your wedding was beautiful.
The accuracy...lol.
Love you Jim
I’m obsessed
King baby is one of the greatest.
You are the best ❤😂
This guy… It’s freaking hilarious
'birthday card with $2 in it' lol
Jim is the funniest. I mean that in a good way!
Back in the day guys hung the garder built on their rear view mirror. I really thought that where Jim was going with that next 😆. God bless you Jim for making us laugh in 'such a time as this'
I can’t believe I had my husband do the garter belt thing. 16 years ago, I’m so embarrassed. Wtf is that?! It’s so perverted! And in front of my in laws, my family, my GRANDMA! MY DAD!! Oh gawd!!! 😩😩😩😩
Doesn’t America know how to spell anymore? ‘Garder’ belt
GARTER BELT
The dude is great
This is the only thing I like about being alive. 😂😂 Let's get straight to the embarrassing bit.
Your lines and delivery are phenomenal. Tell the truth: your wife writes the jokes, and you're ACTUALLY a secret stripper. Sumfin like that. 😁
There’s totally pillow fights in Victory Secrets!
I KNEW IT!
YOU ARE THE BEST
I need to find the one where he talks about Subway being nasty!!!!!! Lmao, Please help😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
It's from "Mr Universe"
Saw this guy a while back hilarious wow what a show saw him at the Wynn in Las Vegas
I watched a toilet paper commercial and an insurance commercial just to get to the laughs. Ironic, and also effing sad! ☹️🙁☹️ smells like 💩! Thanks for the 😀’s!
LOVE your shows,
exept the bits about pandamics and "pls subscribe"
I mean come on man, you are legitly funny, stop over trying
much
The theme of the wedding was waste 😂
"The theme of the wedding was -waste." 🤣 Lmao I always brag that my wife and I got married for $20 + the gas money it took to get downtown. Still together years later and we have kept making good decisions 👍🏽
Jimmy is fun funny and hilarious
14:55 I laugh every single time I see this
I just found out I've been banned or blocked from Jim's Twitter and can't imagine why I am a huge fan!
This guy has his pants off in a lot of jokes.
Bar’s was my favorite part!
Remember early in the pandemic back when we were disinfecting cardboard that Jim posted frequently, maybe daily. His family posted too, with his beautiful bride showing how the Gaffigan family is held together.
LETS GET COOKING!!! SEASON 2!!!