The Dark Urge Vs Small Child

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  • @Phantasmguy
    @Phantasmguy Рік тому +1399

    Coughing Baby vs Hydrogen Bomb

    • @220olegio3
      @220olegio3 Рік тому +4

      Someone needs to recreate that with an owlbear nuke.

    • @XAVR_
      @XAVR_ Рік тому +1

      The sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    • @tgslayer4774
      @tgslayer4774 8 місяців тому

      (Durge is the coughing baby)

  • @mastanvx
    @mastanvx Рік тому +1600

    I don't condone violence against a child. But I do find it funny.

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek Рік тому

      Me neither, except if it's a video game. I'd like to push him off a cliff or something.

    • @spoodermanreal
      @spoodermanreal Рік тому +51

      I sort of condone violence against a child but I do find it a little funny

    • @kangsate3459
      @kangsate3459 Рік тому +30

      I do, and i find it funny

    • @ianlove4876
      @ianlove4876 Рік тому +17

      (starts downloading the killable children mod) What? It's just 1's and zeros

    • @D._Eath
      @D._Eath Рік тому +2

      Bᴀʟʟᴢ .

  • @PaladinLarec
    @PaladinLarec Рік тому +736

    A menacing attack too. You know he was serious.

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Рік тому +21

      Gone, reduced to atoms

    • @TheShadowHatter
      @TheShadowHatter Рік тому

      That's a Barb skill right? Anybody know which specific Barb can do it?

    • @ShawnC07
      @ShawnC07 Рік тому

      @@TheShadowHatter You can also obtained it through "Martial expert" trait

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Рік тому

      @@TheShadowHatter it’s a rage skill.

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 Рік тому +4

      ​@TheShadowHatter it's from the battlemaster fighter subclass. I'm playing one right now and it's surprisingly fun. Being able to attack potentially 7 times in a turn at level 5 is absurd

  • @kadenw092
    @kadenw092 Рік тому +156

    you can always tell the way someone is playing the game by seeing their companions

  • @greener7580
    @greener7580 Рік тому +247

    The Dark Urge: what do I do lord?
    bhaal: destroy the child.

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 Рік тому +19

      Is this an Alex Jones reference?

    • @Dafuqinator7
      @Dafuqinator7 Рік тому +34

      CORRUPT THEM ALL

    • @kharnifex
      @kharnifex Рік тому +18

      They're putting potions in the water that make the Bullywugs gay

    • @goldenpony822
      @goldenpony822 Рік тому

      ​@@kharnifexlmao god forgive us 😂😂

  • @kairosprods
    @kairosprods Рік тому +120

    Child : "Violation ! Violation ! Whoop, whoop!"
    The Dark Urge : *The only whooping coming is going to violate the Geneva Convention.*

  • @iralol3771
    @iralol3771 Рік тому +39

    Every time the dark urge has any kind of conversation with a child/animal I nearly piss my pants.

    • @randomfandomcreator2376
      @randomfandomcreator2376 Рік тому +14

      Last night I started my Dark Urge playthrough and when I went to where the druids were gonna kill the teifling girl the narrator said something like "the death of a child is something that never gets old" and I was just like "WTF?!" 🤣

    • @ChronicaErys
      @ChronicaErys Рік тому +2

      @@randomfandomcreator2376 and the little kid watching the harpies singing and the narrator mentioning how your favorite drownings take place in shallow waters like those, and your character is just smiling at the kid, it's been years since I've had so much fun playing a game

  • @rafapanzer3276
    @rafapanzer3276 Рік тому +274

    Still survives with 1 hp cause he isnt goblin

  • @AgentPothead
    @AgentPothead Рік тому +182

    Is there anything not made better by Yes - Roundabout? The answer to that, is no.

    • @DrewPDrawerz
      @DrewPDrawerz Рік тому +1

      Working with that song in videos can be frustrating because of copyright. It sucks that you can't play more than 5 seconds of the intro.

    • @sirflimflam
      @sirflimflam Рік тому +1

      This could only be made better by the very ending somehow including the "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation" clip from the kid's POV

    • @kairosprods
      @kairosprods Рік тому +3

      No - Roundabout ?
      Never heard of that one.

  • @Giraffinator
    @Giraffinator Рік тому +9

    It's a wonder that Larian devoted any resources to writing for the Dark Urge, the players will do that shit for free.

  • @Diresilence
    @Diresilence Рік тому +20

    "We do not condone violence against children. But we find it hilarious."

  • @suburbantimewaster9620
    @suburbantimewaster9620 Рік тому +57

    The more clips I see of this game the more I look forward to playing it.

    • @deaansugee
      @deaansugee Рік тому +2

      If you want a clean and pleasant experience wait a year or two for a Definitive edition. Way, way, way too many game breaking bugs and cut content right now.

    • @suburbantimewaster9620
      @suburbantimewaster9620 Рік тому +2

      @@deaansugee Thanks but I got excited and already pre-ordered it for PlayStation 5 but, if I like it enough, I might get the cleaner version.

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones Рік тому +121

    I'd do the same if I saw a kid with a goddamn denim hat.

  • @slerk8600
    @slerk8600 Рік тому +72

    All we can call this is a self defence.

  • @MisterL777
    @MisterL777 Рік тому +73

    NPC talking shit
    (quicksaves)

    • @acemcwolf5445
      @acemcwolf5445 Рік тому +24

      There is a timeline where I don't massacre you.
      I will be visiting that one next.

    • @tedddenzel6769
      @tedddenzel6769 Рік тому +2

      @@acemcwolf5445 lol

  • @khuongtran4941
    @khuongtran4941 8 місяців тому +1

    Critical miss would be hilarious. xD

  • @Cloudkillsgaming
    @Cloudkillsgaming Рік тому +4

    This is less the dark urge and more the man let the intrusive thoughts win

  • @Meteor2022
    @Meteor2022 Рік тому +4

    I avoided this kid like the plague. Every time I walked down that street I turned around.

  • @AStrangeWindmill
    @AStrangeWindmill Рік тому +5

    Hey, that, uh... That wasn't an urge temptation, you just did that shit.

  • @zondor8123
    @zondor8123 Рік тому +2

    Based on party members formation, they wouldn't mind you doing it lol

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred Рік тому +31

    Ah man, I was hoping it was like the squirrel. Just punt the runt.

  • @jjaapp18
    @jjaapp18 Рік тому +1

    Some kids are just asking for it, honestly.

  • @kitkat12326
    @kitkat12326 Рік тому +4

    *Laughs in Thunderwave*

  • @KingDanikMort
    @KingDanikMort Рік тому +5

    Evil playthrough sounds good right about now 😅

  • @Arkanasis
    @Arkanasis Рік тому +1

    The editing on this was perfect

  • @bravesirrobin1365
    @bravesirrobin1365 Рік тому +87

    the kids just go unconscious like in skyrim and dont die right?... right? o.O

    • @ChaoticGoodPeasant23
      @ChaoticGoodPeasant23 Рік тому

      ...

    • @Andreus9733
      @Andreus9733 Рік тому +6

      Yes, relax

    • @pedrothin
      @pedrothin Рік тому +48

      Not unconscious, kids start running at incredible high speed and start luring guards nonstop.

    • @Exhalted1
      @Exhalted1 Рік тому +1

      They should allow child killing because it's just a game

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin Рік тому +29

      BG3 makes no such protections.

  • @peterplful6342
    @peterplful6342 Рік тому +1

    Later that day a pair of NPC's give you a reward for taking care of their 'little angel'.

  • @SabbyNeko
    @SabbyNeko Рік тому

    That wasn't Durge, that was all you, dude

  • @S.A.F.T.I
    @S.A.F.T.I Рік тому

    I think it's time to break in those new boots.

  • @Limeline_X
    @Limeline_X Рік тому +5

    It's cool until the video ends with a critical miss

  • @Slothtextingstories
    @Slothtextingstories Рік тому +1

    It is said that child was left in pieces

  • @Star_dragon8
    @Star_dragon8 Рік тому +1

    Darth Sidious right before the Dark Urge Massacres the Jedi Temple DEW IT

  • @Raspotnik
    @Raspotnik Рік тому

    Famous last words: Whoop whoop!

  • @RobertoGoodra
    @RobertoGoodra Рік тому +1

    Dark Urge vs NPC Child 🤭
    😬😏 hehe..

  • @alundor
    @alundor 2 місяці тому

    to be continued -----> child is inmunne to your damage

  • @ROFLobster4884
    @ROFLobster4884 Рік тому +15

    I don’t really know anything about DND, but is there a reason why the kid knows what a robot would sound like?

    • @AstralBelt
      @AstralBelt Рік тому +31

      he doesn't, he is mimicking the steel watchers, which may be seen as a sort of fantasy robot, but they are actually more like brainwashed cyborgs

    • @ROFLobster4884
      @ROFLobster4884 Рік тому +7

      @@AstralBelt I mean, cyborgs existing in a fantasy setting is still pretty surprising!

    • @pivecrudo
      @pivecrudo Рік тому +8

      @@ROFLobster4884 it's a lot more nuanced than that but it's extremely spoilery to explain xD

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 Рік тому +7

      robots DO exist in DnD, they're just magic based

    • @JM-fh2em
      @JM-fh2em Рік тому +4

      Think possessed suits of armor.

  • @shaun1293
    @shaun1293 Рік тому

    That’s not a child, just a babyfaced halfling. Completely legit.

  • @Nugnugnug
    @Nugnugnug Рік тому +9

    "Infanticide is not something I endorse. It's something I recommend."
    - Ogutu Mbeke

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman Рік тому +3

    "lol" said T.D.U., "lmao"

  • @nulljaeger3850
    @nulljaeger3850 Рік тому

    Ah the ol "Kagha was right" mod

  • @SL4PSH0CK
    @SL4PSH0CK Рік тому

    Fuuu love dynamic writing

  • @robertsimplerino
    @robertsimplerino Рік тому

    whoop whoop thats the sound of the police

  • @ZorroVulpes
    @ZorroVulpes Рік тому +2

    Only Kagha and Orin can kill kids I guess.

  • @garwynrosser8907
    @garwynrosser8907 Рік тому +6

    Would've loved if the ending music was the cut away for Seinfeld.

  • @sammitchellchannel8944
    @sammitchellchannel8944 Рік тому +1

    0:11 damn that is sick

  • @Quickslow87
    @Quickslow87 Рік тому

    I love the JoJo ending.

  • @KatE-fg5pk
    @KatE-fg5pk Рік тому

    Oh no… this is fable all over again

  • @Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF
    @Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF Рік тому +1

    I feel so left out, having to WAIT till Baldur’s Gate 3 releases on Xbox. The more clips I watch and the more I avoid spoilers, the more I just want to get into the game now.
    And the fact that us Xbox peasants are getting the game NEXT YEAR! 😭

  • @Jaxter_5.56
    @Jaxter_5.56 Рік тому

    Lae'zel, Astarion and Mynthara as your party... I know what you did

  • @zaelgarviel9766
    @zaelgarviel9766 Рік тому +11

    WHOOP WHOOP

  • @randomfandomcreator2376
    @randomfandomcreator2376 Рік тому

    So unlike Skyrim you can kill the annoying children... good to know 😈

  • @malcerne7496
    @malcerne7496 Рік тому

    As someone who didn't play the games, and guesses there aren't robots in this world...
    What is that kid supposed to be mimicking?

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 Рік тому +1

      The Steel Watch, which are basically robots controlled by one of the game's villains, Enver Gortash. D&D does have robots.

    • @malcerne7496
      @malcerne7496 Рік тому

      ​@@thisisaname5589 OOohh...
      Makes sense.

  • @aiup5710
    @aiup5710 Рік тому

    He is fine…I think

  • @Lazarus1095
    @Lazarus1095 Рік тому

    Wait, do they even have androids on Abier-Toril?! I thought that was Pathfinder, not Forgotten Realms.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero Рік тому

      Pretty sure they exist yeah, forgotten realms is canon to spelljammer remember?

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido Рік тому

      ​@@AbstractTraitorHeroAren't they Canon to Eberron and Planescape as well?

  • @commanderroo5145
    @commanderroo5145 Рік тому

    omg the fkin leaping strike xD

  • @ennieminymoo6675
    @ennieminymoo6675 Рік тому +1

    Is nobody going to mention that the child was imitating a robot.....on a fantasy game?

    • @iainknight2767
      @iainknight2767 Рік тому

      he was immitating a watcher.

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido Рік тому

      Don't be surprised dude. There's a sentient race of clockwork, steampunk automations in the Eberron setting of DND called the Warforged.

  • @ekanebest
    @ekanebest Рік тому +7

    critical miss "

  • @Nikioko
    @Nikioko Рік тому

    Roundabout...

  • @Teodor_Smith
    @Teodor_Smith Рік тому +1

    Critical Miss

  • @DominusDolorum
    @DominusDolorum Рік тому

    I don't condone violence against a child. I encourage it. GO forth and bring me back the younglings heads Durge!

  • @tsinks1004
    @tsinks1004 Рік тому +29

    Woulda been hilarious had it not just gone from impossible to hear to blowing my ears out.

  • @DetoNaGamerscom
    @DetoNaGamerscom Рік тому

    And that's why the life expectancy at that time was so low.

  • @PandemicCat7
    @PandemicCat7 Рік тому +1

    Wait, CAN you kill kids in this game?!

    • @xaracen7207
      @xaracen7207 Рік тому

      “Can you kill it?”
      “Can it breath?”

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 Рік тому +1

    Boy if you're disrespect me at least make sense... You saying words I never heard of!

  • @kidprince8578
    @kidprince8578 Рік тому

    Spoiler alert: he missed

  • @JohnSmith-ls3um
    @JohnSmith-ls3um Рік тому

    Roundabout? If you’re going to go classic rock in this situation, everyone knows Don’t Fear the Reaper is the move.

  • @millasboo
    @millasboo Рік тому

    Little nigga sounds like Eric cartman 0:06

  • @skyguy7208
    @skyguy7208 Рік тому +1

    I had no clue EDP445 was a playable character!

  • @SuperHellasvr
    @SuperHellasvr Рік тому

    What sword is that?

    • @jeremygeller9145
      @jeremygeller9145 Рік тому

      Looks like, silver sword of the astral plane, you get it from Voss upon showing him you got the Orphic hammer

  • @Mogglen
    @Mogglen Рік тому

    NOT PUNKINS!!!!!1

  • @RockyPixel
    @RockyPixel Рік тому +5

    That child is fine because, fun fact, the ability to kill children in a video game is usually an instant AO rating.

    • @radry100
      @radry100 Рік тому +2

      murrica logic

    • @jojomaster7675
      @jojomaster7675 Рік тому

      Yet there's always a killable children mod somewhere...

    • @RockyPixel
      @RockyPixel Рік тому

      @@jojomaster7675 user generated content isn't the developer's nor the ESRB's problem.

    • @jojomaster7675
      @jojomaster7675 Рік тому

      @@RockyPixel Yeah, but I wouldn't be so sure avout the kid's safety

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 Рік тому +1

      Apparently the goblin children that halsyn mauls to death don't count

  • @teeth716
    @teeth716 Рік тому

    Why must gamer's always be assholes to kids?

  • @eddiecollins7665
    @eddiecollins7665 Рік тому

    Don’t even try doing murderous stuff to children in games rated M or under. Complete waste of time and pointless (some may even try to “educate” u a bit). They never allow such content be published but do enjoy creating annoying kids to stoke the fire.

  • @mwnciboo
    @mwnciboo Рік тому

    Why are kids voices wheedling womens voices... could they not get kids to do the voices?

  • @kbg990
    @kbg990 Рік тому +2

    Miss!

  • @dutch5599
    @dutch5599 Рік тому +1

    If someone took this video title out of context...

  • @CommandoRickLV
    @CommandoRickLV Рік тому +10

    the origins of RoboCop. electric bogaloo