Astarion Ranks Every Vampire | Neil Newbon's Vampire Tier List

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  • @hel-9456
    @hel-9456 Місяць тому +729

    "Vampires don't f*cking sparkle!" Neil, I love you more, and more, each day. Also Lazlo and Astarion NEEDS to happen!

    • @silverink1824
      @silverink1824 Місяць тому +3

      Honestly, I can't help but agree with him on that vampires do not sparkle
      But they could have explained Edward Cullen and his family as who also drink blood because there is that in fairy lore

    • @cassievarble8305
      @cassievarble8305 Місяць тому +4

      I literally shouted "YES!" When he said that. I have been saying the same thing for years! I fucking hate Twilight vampires.

    • @AngelOneiros
      @AngelOneiros Місяць тому +5

      Funny thing is the narrator specifically says Astarion’s skin glitters ‘like lustered pearls’ during the blacked-out sex scene with the two drow prostitutes 😂 Vampires don’t sparkle by default but apparently some do!

    • @d_sb
      @d_sb 29 днів тому +1

      I KNEW he was gonna say that and I’m so fucking glad he did lmfao, vampires don’t fucking sparkle!!!

  • @nii333
    @nii333 Місяць тому +439

    someone get neil to watch interview with the vampire, i think he'd love it

    • @ary3901
      @ary3901 Місяць тому +13

      @@nii333 if he watched it on stream i think I'd pass out I hope he does

    • @MekareP
      @MekareP Місяць тому +31

      He would LOVE Lestat.

    • @ary3901
      @ary3901 Місяць тому +2

      @@MekareP omgg absolutely

  • @Comradeden
    @Comradeden Місяць тому +219

    love that there's just a picture of matt berry not even as laszlo implying matt berry is an actual vampire

    • @Dafmeister1978
      @Dafmeister1978 Місяць тому +3

      What do you mean, implying? Are you suggesting he isn't?

    • @bealtaine2373
      @bealtaine2373 20 днів тому +1

      you can't prove he's not

  • @laurengoodnight
    @laurengoodnight Місяць тому +297

    Two Louis??? where's our rockstar Lestat?

    • @MekareP
      @MekareP Місяць тому +6

      That's what I said!!!!

    • @nocontender6409
      @nocontender6409 Місяць тому +10

      Stuart Townsend was pretty bad, but both Interview Lestats were excellent.

    • @laurengoodnight
      @laurengoodnight 29 днів тому +6

      @@nocontender6409 i was full of righteous rage when tom cruise was cast in the movie, and turns out he defined the role! new IWTV lestat is pretty great, and he's perfect for a contemporary audience.

    • @nocontender6409
      @nocontender6409 29 днів тому +7

      @@laurengoodnight Tom Cruise did something very interesting and cool with the role, but as a book reader he did definitely change Lestat. But Anne Rice herself said she was kind of captivated with Tom's performance. I look at it as like a variant of Lestat. Show Lestat kind of takes good influences from book and movie, whether on purpose or not, but Stuart Townsend really dropped the ball pretty bad lmao

    • @sankra8882
      @sankra8882 18 днів тому +1

      he could have been a real threat to Astarion, so they left him out maybe😄

  • @jessphil599
    @jessphil599 Місяць тому +75

    Oh man he’s got to watch the new interview with a vampire. Everyone is so great on that show.

  • @xxladyloganxx
    @xxladyloganxx Місяць тому +115

    Not him confusing SIR Christopher Lee with Vincent Price! 🤣

    • @agirlnamedmichael1670
      @agirlnamedmichael1670 Місяць тому +14

      I'm sure it was a slip of the tongue. Neil would definitely know the difference

  • @jazzycat8917
    @jazzycat8917 Місяць тому +142

    Neil my darling boi thats not Vincent Price, thats Christopher Lee

    • @arianshepard812
      @arianshepard812 Місяць тому +7

      ok, glad i'm not the only one that went "huh?"

    •  28 днів тому +3

      Yes, thank you! I have a friend who's a huge Christopher Lee fanatic, so I felt the universe shudder when Neil called him Vincent Price.

    • @arianshepard812
      @arianshepard812 27 днів тому

      lol

    • @themonolougist
      @themonolougist 19 днів тому

      they were really good friends, I'm sure they would not have mind Neil mistaking one king of villains for another

    • @flotilha935
      @flotilha935 9 днів тому

      definitely a mistake lol

  • @Ladyfaeyrys
    @Ladyfaeyrys Місяць тому +85

    You cant put Louis in this list and leave Lestat out. The slander!

    • @anthonyhiggins7409
      @anthonyhiggins7409 Місяць тому +6

      @@Ladyfaeyrys Oh the drama… Lestate would have such a strop, an absolute b*tch fit! Heads would literally roll. 😆

  • @JessicaJohnson-vp9mt
    @JessicaJohnson-vp9mt Місяць тому +72

    Alucard from Hellsing then?! They are missing a lot of really sexy vampires Astarion is absolutely on S tier in my opinion but I am sad so many obvious choices isnt here

  • @governor_explosion
    @governor_explosion Місяць тому +44

    I liked the brief nod to his role as the Castlevania Dracula (he voices him for about a minute in the Vampire Survivors: Ode To Castlevania DLC, some of the only VO in the whole game). Did I buy it partially because I still have Astarion brainrot? Perhaps.

  • @amaryllis4661
    @amaryllis4661 Місяць тому +72

    I definitely need something like at least an audio bit where Neil and Maggie let Astarion and Dimitrescu meet each other. Can literally hear Astarion say: "Mother?". But also the other way around, imagine letting Karl Heisenberg and Orin meet

    • @berlin_wahl
      @berlin_wahl Місяць тому +4

      @amaryllis4661 Mommy?.. I'm sorry.. Mommy 🥺

  • @suburbantimewaster9620
    @suburbantimewaster9620 Місяць тому +124

    A vampire ranking vampires. How creative!

  • @doreodonut
    @doreodonut Місяць тому +120

    Astarion being judgmental? I’m not surprised😏🌟

    • @antagonistlover
      @antagonistlover Місяць тому

      In what way lol if he ranked pretty mediocre, bad scripted characters so high lol

    • @Gideonite
      @Gideonite 23 години тому

      It’s almost like it’s his on the spot opinio

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 Місяць тому +16

    Hoped for Regis (Witcher) show up on the list too!

    • @suyaya62
      @suyaya62 Місяць тому +1

      Damn me toooo😂

  • @KarolaTea
    @KarolaTea Місяць тому +24

    Looked at this, really appreciated the "Who?" coloumn, cause like hey, can't know/have seen everything. And the the category was barely used that way lol.
    Edit: Also vampires don't sparkle? Queue all the outfits loaded in gold appliqué, polished gem stones and other shiny jewelry.

  • @natersby
    @natersby Місяць тому +14

    Bah, Goostarion is just jealous because he has to steal sandwiches whilst Count Duckula has a castle, staff and his very own theme song.

  • @ouchiedumpling2552
    @ouchiedumpling2552 Місяць тому +30

    Why wouldn't you put any of the Lestats on here? Astarion is definitely part Lestat! Need Leslie Nielsen from Dracula Dead and Loving It too.

  • @Grimsg
    @Grimsg Місяць тому +15

    Aww Tom Hiddleston's 'Adam' and Tilda Swinton's 'Eve' from 'Only Lovers Left Alive' not in there? XD

    • @arianshepard812
      @arianshepard812 Місяць тому +3

      yeah, they were awesome in that. VERY creepy.

  • @Cyberlucy
    @Cyberlucy Місяць тому +50

    Um ... that's Christopher Lee not Vincent Price. And no Bela Lugosi?

    • @JasonDunna
      @JasonDunna Місяць тому +1

      Good eye!

    • @olavrell
      @olavrell Місяць тому

      "No one gives two fucks for Bela!"

  • @amandarachels
    @amandarachels Місяць тому +23

    Accurate A tier.
    Somewhere out there, Vincent Price is having a laugh with Christopher Lee. ;P
    I miss Meat Loaf.

    • @arianshepard812
      @arianshepard812 Місяць тому +1

      started singing "Two Outta Three Ain't Bad" in my head when i saw that bit. :(

  • @thearcanamodernau8130
    @thearcanamodernau8130 Місяць тому +17

    Omg Neil talks so fast. People normally take forever to rate characters and he took less than 5 minutes to go through almost 20 characters

  • @JessicaJohnson-vp9mt
    @JessicaJohnson-vp9mt Місяць тому +16

    They missed to add Alucard from castlevania he’s quite gorgeous too! Forgot to add Lestat, I can see louie being on there brad pitts louie, Dracula is on there 2 times hmm well 3 in a way

  • @elizabethduffy2145
    @elizabethduffy2145 Місяць тому +15

    No David Bowie in ‘The Hunger’? I mean, just the early scenes in the film of course, but that would be an interesting dual of smexyness against Astarion.

    • @arianshepard812
      @arianshepard812 Місяць тому +1

      also... i mean, i'm quite partial to Louis Jordan's Dracula.

  • @tink3rquinn
    @tink3rquinn 6 днів тому +2

    Honestly, that Spike is on here but Angel isn't is hilarious to me because of the competitive nature between the two of them lol

  • @andrewslover9078
    @andrewslover9078 Місяць тому +14

    Love astarion, love baulders gate, great video ❤

  • @epiceileen
    @epiceileen Місяць тому +10

    love neil even more for the "vampires dont sparkle" one!
    But i am missing Regis from witcher!

  • @Taesbil
    @Taesbil Місяць тому +13

    Not including Eric Northman in this is criminal 😭 I do like this idea, though. And his reasoning for each pick is pretty solid 😂

    • @anthonyhiggins7409
      @anthonyhiggins7409 Місяць тому +1

      Oh, especially Eric in early seasons before he was watered down.

    • @Taesbil
      @Taesbil Місяць тому

      @@anthonyhiggins7409 Out of curiosity, do you mind giving examples of instances where you felt he was watered down? To be clear, I'm only curious, not contesting your opinion 😄Would like to hear anything you might remember!

    • @anthonyhiggins7409
      @anthonyhiggins7409 Місяць тому +1

      @ Oh, it’s been YEARS. I don’t remember single moments… However, his introduction showed him as brutal and ruthless.
      At one point he had characters chained up in his basement, imprisoned and used them as cattle, blood cows. He also used them in other ways too if ye know what I mean.
      It’s been a long time but I think that’s the opening episode of season 2.
      He was a proper baddie

    • @Taesbil
      @Taesbil Місяць тому +1

      @@anthonyhiggins7409 Thanks for the reply! Yeah, I remember that 😂 You're right, it was the opening of S2. I think in the later seasons they made it more about him killing people directly and in larger numbers (witch coven, vampire camp), rather than the old basement thing he was shown to do at the start. Way I see it though, Eric mostly always had a reason for his brutality, and usually it was to punish people who had harmed vampires or harmed him/people dear to him. Russell was more the type to just kill for the sake of killing 😄

    • @bast713
      @bast713 29 днів тому +2

      @@anthonyhiggins7409 my favorite line in the series is from when Eric had people chained in his basement, has just ripped one apart for pulling silver on him, and then he turns to Lala and asks "Is there blood in my hair?" He was worried Pam was going to be mad. I think they always walked an interesting line with Eric, but I could see how the season where the witches stole his memory could frustrate fans that liked that side of him. I didn't see him as a baddie as much as someone who had a very grey morality and who is relentlessly pragmatic about taking care of what and who he considers his.

  • @blueberryshake333
    @blueberryshake333 Місяць тому +3

    Not surprised at all by the excellent ranking 👍 Bloody great video idea

    • @ManiacClown
      @ManiacClown Місяць тому +1

      I see what you did there, even if inadvertently.

  • @jerokogreene1026
    @jerokogreene1026 Місяць тому +8

    No mention of Sam Reid's Lestat???!?!? Criminal 😢

  • @Siofian
    @Siofian Місяць тому +6

    1:52 Vampires don't f*** sparkle!!! 👍👍💯

  • @laurazaetz9505
    @laurazaetz9505 Місяць тому +8

    Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate deserves so much more attention.

  • @phoenixfrommars5832
    @phoenixfrommars5832 Місяць тому +3

    it is so sad that what we do in the shadows ends without neil making a cameo, it is criminal.

  • @JessicaJohnson-vp9mt
    @JessicaJohnson-vp9mt Місяць тому +8

    I agree with Neil there! Vampire do not SPARKLE! When it comes to twilight we are on the same page

  • @thundercookie3214
    @thundercookie3214 Місяць тому +26

    It's a vampire, a spawn of darkness, an undead stalker preying on the living, not a fucking Christmas ornament! Of course vampires don't sparkle! And I love, that you put my first two vampires (the Count and Gary Oldman) into the A-category. Well deserved!

  • @tracemacmillan9718
    @tracemacmillan9718 Місяць тому +6

    Serana, hellsings Alucard, castlevanias Alucard, castlevania nocturnes olrox, and my personal favorite sexy vampire, santanico pandemonium.

  • @kusiol1701
    @kusiol1701 Місяць тому +12

    Where is Lestaattt 😭

  • @CookieCreamCrumble
    @CookieCreamCrumble Місяць тому +8

    why is louis in here twice but not lestat at all?

  • @Firerosemon
    @Firerosemon Місяць тому +5

    time to watch interview with the vampire!!

  • @5danieldavis
    @5danieldavis Місяць тому +1

    Who else was so happy that he straight off starts with the count von count in A tier? Lol

  • @mvpboleyn9389
    @mvpboleyn9389 Місяць тому +5

    Would have been interesting to see Damon Salvatore on the list. The Damon ➡️ Astarion pipeline is real 😊

  • @ComicWriter232
    @ComicWriter232 20 днів тому +2

    sad no Alucard from Hellsing, but good rankings! and it's been said b4 but that's Sir Christopher Lee, not Price

  • @CrazyKungfuGirl
    @CrazyKungfuGirl Місяць тому +1

    "call me MEAT!"
    Benji: "MEEAATTT!"

  • @asmith6006
    @asmith6006 Місяць тому +4

    I am slightly offended that David Bowie wasn't on this list

  • @dracofirex
    @dracofirex 22 дні тому +2

    Wait... since when was Vincent a vampire...

  • @katelynisspooky
    @katelynisspooky Місяць тому +1

    the exclusion of Bela Lugosi is an actual crime

  • @IlIDOOMGUYIlI
    @IlIDOOMGUYIlI Місяць тому +15

    Where's Blade?

    • @Sticklemako
      @Sticklemako Місяць тому

      i was literally looking for these comments

    • @bast713
      @bast713 29 днів тому +1

      I think he's technically a dhampir like Vampire Hunter D, not a vampire. He's half human half vampire which is why he's a day walker.

  • @MK-dr7dx
    @MK-dr7dx Місяць тому +1

    If Cazador was on this list, they would have to make an F-teir just for him.

  • @Twin_Stiletto
    @Twin_Stiletto Місяць тому +1

    He knew who Count Duckula is?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Love Neil even more now.

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 29 днів тому +1

      Why wouldn't he? He probably watched it when he was younger. I did too

  • @package_hunter
    @package_hunter Місяць тому

    I was very curious to see where Jacob Anderson thought he would end up, I was surprised that he hadn't seen the series. you could make a whole video about what Neil thinks about the interview with the vampire series :D, this question is worth another round :D

  • @kristipearce4819
    @kristipearce4819 18 днів тому

    “Castlevania, A.” I stood up and clapped, y’all.

  • @user-mh4tx8zl4s
    @user-mh4tx8zl4s 15 днів тому +1

    They put Spike on there but not Angel? Shenanigans

  • @MezoBear
    @MezoBear 17 днів тому +1

    Ah, we had 2 Louis but no Lestat!

  • @aldovelasquez
    @aldovelasquez 6 годин тому

    I'd love to see Neil Newbon in a vampire movie... as a vampire of course ! =)D

  • @shayneoneill1506
    @shayneoneill1506 3 дні тому

    I met meatloaf when I worked as a stage rigger in the 90s as a 19yo and he was really kind too. He apparently had a bit of a reputation of being difficult, but he was super nice to me, so... maybe other people just caught him on a bad day?

  • @arianshepard812
    @arianshepard812 Місяць тому +3

    Spike as a "B"?!?! Wut!?!? Neil, you're dead to me.
    huh. terrible pun, that.

    • @anthonyhiggins7409
      @anthonyhiggins7409 Місяць тому +2

      Spike probably really is a B however… I feel ye here. He is an A+ for me. Lol

  • @erissablackthorn9444
    @erissablackthorn9444 День тому

    I was waiting for Castlevania's Dracula and happy he put him where he belongs 😊 i love Graham McTavish's voice for him.

  • @JnEricsonx
    @JnEricsonx Місяць тому

    I love how I have happily met 5 of these vampires listed!

  • @MsKashiHatake
    @MsKashiHatake Місяць тому +2

    Missing Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy and Dettlaff van der Eretein.. 🥲

  • @khatack
    @khatack 23 дні тому +1

    This list should've had either Kain or Caine.

  • @Isus24-s8e
    @Isus24-s8e Місяць тому +3

    Agree with most of these but i thought that he was going to put Rayne higher 😢 movies were bad but she is a great character in the games.

  • @suyaya62
    @suyaya62 Місяць тому +3

    Oh no where is Emiel Regis from the Witcher?? Would definitely be best tier

  • @regisatlas
    @regisatlas Місяць тому +6

    ooh wwdits x bg3 crossover when

  • @RynKimVay
    @RynKimVay 22 дні тому

    Well, Vincent Price DID play a vampire... on the Muppet Show with Kermit. Oh, also in The Monster Club as Erasmus, so he DID do a vampire role officially... once. Where's best boi Regis and his donkey, Draakul?! I get they had to make it quick, but Regis is great!

  • @Scarecrow-3238
    @Scarecrow-3238 Місяць тому +1

    Late to the party i know BUT!
    Where is my boy Alucard from hellsing ultimate?

  • @dianthusfragrans1798
    @dianthusfragrans1798 Місяць тому +2

    What about Vampire Hunter D? And Regis?

  • @balazsszucs7055
    @balazsszucs7055 Місяць тому +3

    Great video, but a bit lacking. No Alucard, no Tilda Swinton, no Lestat, no Strahd

  • @maddaya
    @maddaya 25 днів тому

    How dare VanHelsing's Richard Roxburgh not be on this list! haha I loved him as that Dracula

  • @gilded_lady
    @gilded_lady Місяць тому +7

    I approve! Louis definitely feels B tier, Estate- movie or 2022 TV would totally be A

    • @avashnea
      @avashnea Місяць тому

      Only if by A, you mean F. The Interview TV series SUCKS

  • @sleepines
    @sleepines Місяць тому

    i'm fine with this ranking x3 my faves are in A or B

  • @ravageroosgamecorner543
    @ravageroosgamecorner543 17 днів тому +1

    How dare you guys do a vampire tier list and not have the greatest vampire (and say it with me kids) of all time, the great Kain. Vae Victus!

  • @ntguilty714
    @ntguilty714 Місяць тому +5

    Where is Regis?!

  • @josepastor2505
    @josepastor2505 16 днів тому

    "ONE! ONE AWARD AH-AH-AH-AH-AH"

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Місяць тому +1

    he loves Lazlo! excellllent

  • @DivaQuinzel
    @DivaQuinzel Місяць тому

    If Spike hadn't been there I would have been pissed

  • @Dracullina
    @Dracullina Місяць тому +3

    How is Rayne so low? That's heartbreaking.

    • @Baiken
      @Baiken Місяць тому

      Ikr, ranking sexy vampires yet she's so low.

  • @Hellohellonada
    @Hellohellonada 7 днів тому

    Oh no. He called Christopher Lee “Vincent Price” 🥴

  • @Darbokst
    @Darbokst Місяць тому +1

    you forgot angel and klaus.

  • @MarkoDash
    @MarkoDash Місяць тому +27

    No hellsing Alucard?

    • @TheRealJFM6216
      @TheRealJFM6216 Місяць тому

      Was just about to comment the same thing!

    • @graciewantstocosplay
      @graciewantstocosplay Місяць тому

      Ik! Like.. Not even bela lugosi dracula??

    • @PanEtRosa
      @PanEtRosa Місяць тому

      should've been there instead of Vincent, who is not a vampire and just has a vampire aesthetic

  • @sospokemika1197
    @sospokemika1197 21 день тому +1

    Blood Rayne D?! Someone tell Laura Bailey.

  • @Baiken
    @Baiken Місяць тому +2

    The disrespect to Selene & Rayne!

  • @allikane5067
    @allikane5067 Місяць тому

    I’m a sucker. I see Neil name and I click

  • @bluelightnin4584
    @bluelightnin4584 12 днів тому

    spike is S tier in my book. my favorite vampire of all time. almost had a soul without having a soul

  • @dielizzy-ts2rv
    @dielizzy-ts2rv 17 днів тому +1

    No Emiel Regis Rohellec Terezieff-Godefroy in your list? I guess he is too famous in middle europe :D

  • @kakyouk
    @kakyouk Місяць тому +1

    I wish both Lestat were on the list~

  • @DarkElfDiva
    @DarkElfDiva 25 днів тому

    Sesame Street confirmed many years ago that Count von Count is not, in fact, a vampire.

  • @silverink1824
    @silverink1824 Місяць тому +4

    I feel like the interview with the vampire option would have been higher if they use. Tom Cruise's character lastat or Stuart Townsend's character both the same character. Mind you

  • @saraesnodgrass7109
    @saraesnodgrass7109 13 годин тому

    Vincent Valentine as vampire? Even he look like one, he is...just that. He is sad, experimented with Chaos, drama etc xD...btw, funny video!!!

  • @pettysouvenir
    @pettysouvenir Місяць тому +3

    S tier: Bela Lugosi 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

  • @lightskitty
    @lightskitty 6 днів тому

    While I love Vincent Valentine and he certainly does look the part, he's not a vampire. He doesn't need blood to live, nor does sunlight hurt him etc etc.
    Mildly spoilers if you've never seen OG FF7 (1997) or Dirge of Cerberus (2006):
    He's a guy who is a host to an entity called Chaos, this entity is something like a demon, or an angel depending on how you see it (Seeing as Chaos' purpose is to cause something like the Rapture from Christian belief). His transformed states appearing demonic is actually a reflection of all man kinds various sins or negative thoughts.
    So uhh he actually doesn't age because he's the vessel for a sort of demi-god. Certainly a divine entity, in any case.

  • @emmasilver2332
    @emmasilver2332 26 днів тому

    Sparkle sparkle in the sun
    Twilight vamps get too much fun
    While the rest must hide away
    Seeking shelter from the day
    Why do you get all the fun
    While we're burning in the sun

  • @laegume
    @laegume Місяць тому

    Not knowing who our Lady Dimitrescu is? JAIL.

  • @LadyFel001
    @LadyFel001 Місяць тому

    Aro of the Volturi would like a word.

  • @JessRansdellSmith
    @JessRansdellSmith 21 день тому +1

    No Bunnicula! Blasphemy!

  • @Sliverbane
    @Sliverbane 19 днів тому +1

    Aww, no Kain or Raziel.

  • @creakimoi2958
    @creakimoi2958 Місяць тому +1

    NO HELSING??! lol

  • @ninver6887
    @ninver6887 Місяць тому +1

    Where is "Dracula dead and loving it"

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 29 днів тому

      I love that 😂

  • @EllaLambert-w3s
    @EllaLambert-w3s Місяць тому

    NO WAY HE MET MEATLOAF WHAT A LUCKY DUCK

  • @zoefarr2600
    @zoefarr2600 Місяць тому +2

    You missed out DIO!!!

  • @rosenrot234
    @rosenrot234 28 днів тому

    The lack of Near Dark's vampires make me sad

  • @ferd617
    @ferd617 Місяць тому +2

    Tsk! No Barnabas from _Dark Shadows_ ? Who compiled this list!?