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Autism, Sonic and Christ.
I sure hope nothing happens...
Long as the kid isnt on the internet too much he'll be just fine.
Also I think Chris Chan has something more than Autism. Like his mind needs to be studied.
I've seen this before, I know how it ends.
He's gonna fuck his mom isn't he?
The Father, the Son and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Chris-chan's parents didn't really give much of a shit was the issue there, they weren't suited for taking care of any child, let alone one with autism. This mom clearly cares about her son with all she went through to try to get the correct plush for him. I don't think there will be a repeat, at least not with this kid.
@@kaiservenom270 What is it with Christians and Sonic? Also nice pfp lmao
The mom baptizing sonic is more sonicpilled than her son.
With what the Internet has put Sonic through, I think a baptism is probably warranted at this point... No... Maybe required
@@Digitaldreamer7the only escape from chris chan
chris chan 2
Enabler??
She finally learnt, that her actions have consequences.
Baptized Sonic absolutely felt like a greentext.
>Be Me
>Christian mom
>Has autistic son, he's obsessed with a sonic toy
>Cant deal with repairing it anymore
you get the idea im not gonna do the whole thing.
@@Yipper64 I can suddenly see where he gets the autism's
@@Yipper64valiant effort nonetheless
Shows you that a lot of those stories that you thought were 100% fake may very well be true. Autistism is a frick of a drug.
@HereTakeAFlower
_That _*_is_* good way to put it! Lol
Parents have to stop exposing autistic kids to Sonic, this is a serious crisis
If there's any parent association I think needs to exist, it's this one. It needs to be made clear that it's not because anyone thinks Sonic is evil or devilish or whatever, it's just to prevent the creation of more autistic furries and fetish pornography.
As an aspie, I wholeheartedly agree. I'm "high-functioning autistic", or what used to be called Asperger's. I have problems, pretty bad ones, even as a grown-ass man. Never once did my parents push Sonic on me. It can always be worse, brothers and sisters. I mean, it's not illegal or unethical to like Sanic, just possibly immoral. I dunno what it is about the Sanic that does these things to people. Just have boundaries and priorities.
Also, God bless Moms there for taking a major case of Sanic syndrome in her stride, even if baptizing plushies is most definitely not cool.
Y'all take care and don't knowingly introduce any minors to Sanic.
My autistic cousin hyper fixated on kung-fu and fighting games and works out because of it. He was this close to being a slob watching anime all day and instead dresses up like Bruce Lee all the time, but in Florida that's badass.
It's an international concern.
Is I will never recover from reading this comment. 😂
The sonic story was actually quite nice. Just a mom working hard at being a good mom while sprinkling in comedy into the story telling.
I have Asperger's myself and that woman is being an exceptional mother to her son. She's doing pretty much everything right in keeping him invested and working with his special interests as teaching aids and not trying to force him out of them. That being said, holy hell that saga had so many twists and turns to it that it could have been a full sitcom plotline.
For me it was my baby blankets. Luckily I just slept with it. Idk what life would of been like if I lost it when I was 10. I know it took me 20 years to find the exact same vintage blankets on ebay. Only for me to realize damn I trashed the fk outta mine.
@@VallornDeathbladeagreed
agreed. It's honestly wholesome
@@VallornDeathblade someone should make that into an episode of young sheldon
"Check the package before you baptize a Sonic"
10-4.
Damn... Now Sonic the Hedgehog is my brother in Christ.
It's okay she's not ordained.
@@CallanElliottdoesn’t matter, baptisms are valid if performed by the laity!
I'm so glad I'm jewish.
Maybe its because of veggietales also having a monoeye (like in a sense? They kind of do.) but ive always like almost seen Sonic as Christian.
Not in the cringy way that some kids do, but like ive always gotten the vibe. Again probably with veggietales having a similar eye style.
@@HughPlaysGamesIf it's an emergency.
You got to love how we go straight from Christian Sonic immediately to literally Satan
I had the exact same thought. Wholesome but weird Christian Sonic Mum straight to "HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE YOU!?"
@@adrenjones9301 Don't talk bad about my boy sulik. He is an awesome companion.
@@adrenjones9301 I just liked him for his personality. I liked it when the spirits could inform me about a place before visiting it. In combat I had him use whatever melee weapon I could spare.
Wait, Vaush was in this video?
Dare thee accept SATAN'S SPOON to stirreth thy hot beverage?
To think Satan's Sphinx used to be creepy. The internet always finds a way to get worse.
The fact that sonic kid was able to cope while he was missing, there’s hope for the kid.
Oh yeah. As someone with autism myself, it is not hard to cope without those comfort objects, as long as you are like able to have one, you know?
And most of the distress would be from it being explicitly taken away.
Like ive heard in awful therapies they would do that to a kid, and that's just awful. But from my own experience after the initial crisis of "oh no its gone" you get over it. Especially if its replaced.
@@Yipper64Interesting and good to know!
Oh god, that kid better not become Chris-chan 2.0
Im putting you and their mom in charge of making sure that doesnt happen
I don't have good news for his mom
oh god, that kid BETTER become chris-chan 2.0
Nah. Mom seems to actually care about the kid, as strange and likely misguided as her Jesus-ing might be. The kid isn't living in a house full of garbage, so I'm expecting a better outcome than being the internet's biggest lolcow.
Ever heard of Danny the Panda?
99% of gamblers give up right before winning big
Keep spending! keep spending!
debt isn't real it's made up by math idiots
Lol
What a cruel lie.
ROI wise is terrible
The only winning move is to never play.
I love earning money.
I know you're joking, but this is the mentality of degenerate gamblers. They're always convinced the jackpot is right around the corner, no matter how much they've lost.
Oh no. With Knuckles becoming Jewish in the mini-series, Sonic being baptized into Christianity, and Tails being a naive dweeb who would uncritically support Palestine, the next Sonic movie is gonna be REAL interesting.
Please someone make this with puppets
Fun fact: Knuckles was already a Christ-like figure in the Archie comics, literally walking on water and shit. Also, from issue 22 of Knuckles comic:
"During Dr. Robotnik's takeover through roboticization, the SWATbots came for the foxes, and I did not speak up because I was not a fox. Then they came for the rabbits, and I did not speak up because I was not a rabbit. Then they came for the squirrels, and I did not speak up because I was not a squirrel. Then they came for the hedgehogs, and I did not speak up because I was an echidna. Then they came for me, and by that time nobody was left to speak up."
Thanks, Ken Penders!
www.youtube.com/@andrewryan1946 Eggman will be a painter from Austalia who moves to Germany lul I wonder what wacky shenanigans he will get up to :3
That sonic story was a bloody sitcom plot
I skipped it. I mean holy shit, no one what's 11 years of back story over a fucking toy.
@@edmondgreen7970 I do
I'm European and even I start chanting "USA" when I see Trump on TV. Based Florida.
May the eagles of freedom smile down upon thee.
@@jaernihiltheus7817🦅😁🇺🇸
Hi, is this the support group for Euros who've had enough of this BS since 2016 and on balance kinda like Trump once you consider what actual bad human beings are like? My name is Rob Paulsen.
(Seriously, whatever your views, dementia patients belong in retirement at home with family or a medical institution, not gov't. This is coming from the UK, where conservative leaders are neither conservative nor leaders, and almost every other politician is useless fruitcake and/or Saturday morning cartoon villain. The bar is so low now that all I can hope for is another country to have a good premier. Current year makes Obama look like JFK and Bush completely inoffensive to my patrician Euro tastes. SAD.)
P.S. Big ups to all my yank brothers and sisters who'll put their vote to good use (right, guys?) Oh, and please keep sending military aid to Ukraine. I know it sucks, but you don't wanna have to come on over the pond with boots on the ground, do ya? Doesn't have to be fancy stuff. Slavs have a way of making do with anything. Just get rid of your old fighter jets, buy some shiny new-gen ones, and don't forget the artillery shells. They love artillery. Europe will actually rearm itself and will maybe not need to rely on Uncle Sam for defence. Everybody wins, except Russia. Thanks for keeping the West alive, you beautiful crazy people. God bless.
God bless America and our European brothers. 🫡
I mean, Sonic and Jesus aside, you can't tell me that that woman does not love her kid.
Like it's funny. It's a little out there at times. But God damn is that not loving. She should carry herself with pride.
For sanitary reasons, I'd say no to the nostril spoon offer.
"Earnest Hemingway liked to fight."
Hemingway was the furthest thing from a modern liberal as one could possibly be.
I feel like there's actually some hope in the fact she's actually trying to own Hemingway instead of throwing him in the *HORRIBLE* *MISOGYNIST* pit together with George Orwell and Kermit the Frog
I doubt she knows anything about Hemingway outside of the little factoid she threw out to look learned.
Honestly, it's a casino, nobody should be getting involved anyway.
Honestly my first impulse would be to help him out...
He needs a friend.
Yup, those places will gladly take your life savings and tell you to cry about it. No way I’m saving them money by stopping him.
I'm not about to risk my life for a slot machine.
Looks like some of our imported enrichment. Protected class in Britain.
Something similar happened in Norway. The Norwegian government gave small homes to a group of homeless folks and found them trashed and abandoned within 3 weeks.
Dang, i live in norway and i didn't know. I just assumed we had no homeless people, because...Other than a generous welfare state, they'd probably freeze to d.
Ofcoz there are homeless ppl..
They just tend to b less visible due to necessity. They live in campers, stairwells, shelters, etc.. the reason they are so visible in usa is bcoz most homeless migrate to where the climate is more "friendly" to being homeless. And with less strict laws about being a bum shitting on the streets...
@@ArachD206 reminds me of the time I stopped at a walmart during a roadtrip near Redding, California. It was febuary and the highway going north by Mt Shasta had been shut down due to snow. Saw a homeless guy in the parking lot who was having difficulty keeping his pants up and had no jacket on. Tried to help the guy, when I saw his fingers were all blue and he had worn his fingers down to the point of bleeding. Think he was drunk. I went to an employee and I think it was him who suggested calling the police to hopefully at least get him in a cell overnight instead of staying exposed during the coming snowstorm.
I’m a massive goddamn UFC fan, I know the exact event that chick is talking about. Donald Trump had a massive part of making the UFC what it is right now, so even though I don’t like Trump it can be a tradition in some areas to lose your mind. Some places chant for politics, some places chant because it’s just traditional to appreciate how much he helped the sport, and some places just don’t give a shit about him. It’s just a culture thing, weird as it is.
9:30 the lesbian accidentally fell for a straight girl
many such cases
@@roachdoggjr8399 nah I feel bad
@@kingkingo1841
Then i'm gonna point and laugh!
@@kingkingo1841Then you get the pointing and laughing as well!
Lord Farquaad meme right here.
Sonic mom is a very charming story. Gotta appreciate her effort.
Bro the twin sh*t was wild but awesome.
Unfortunately it was a skit.
its fake.
It’s obviously fake. The ‘twins’ have the exact same dye job and haircut.
@@rubyshoes9195 IDK there are some interesting twin studies with similar situations. Identical separated at birth end up living very similar lives, living in the same kind of house, wearing the same kind of clothes, having similar looking wives, looking the same after 40 years.
@@giantent763 Sure fine, but it's literally a skit. The long-haired guy in the sketch has done a bunch of these with different versions of the theme. He had one that was set up like you were viewing it from a ring camera for example about a blind date where the girl was actually blind but the guy didn't know that going into it but he accepted her for who she was. They're all pretty wholesome little stories, but they're fake.
4:40 Lady, not even Jesus Christ could forgive the evils Sonic Team has unleashed upon this world.
2:22 This woman is discovering how new religions are born
Loved the wholesome ending on this vid, we need more of these.
Yeah, that was honestly great.
Given how wholesome it was, probably a skit.
@@latt.qcd9221 Huge chance it's a skit. The pink hair dye and hairstyle the same? That's a bit harder to believe.
@@EntertheFray1Yeah, it is a skit. The guy with the long hair, his videos have the theme of "oh what a surprise!!!" with a wholesome ending
its a skit
I hope the child who loves sonic doesn't turn into another chris chan.
That's what I'm worried as well
it's very unlikely since he at least has a responsible mother.
His mom seems to care enough
His mom is running out of time to alter the timeline!
But to be real that just looks like a really small kid and they're just that age where they're quite obsessive, this is child psychology 101.
This is not helped by parents who don't understand positive vs negative reasoning. Negative reasoning is "don't care about sonic, make your mind a blank slate" not gonna work very well. Positive reasoning is "care about this instead" give them many different things to compete for their attention.
Y'all must've never been around kids much if this is giving off Chris-chan vibes to you. Every kid will have an obsession/hyperfixation on something, especially video game characters like sonic.
Better that than their face glued to a tablet, if you ask me.
It's easier just to teach the kid to sew his Sonic doll. The kids who made it at the sweatshop probably weren't much older.
Goes to Florida, shocked to meet Floridians
I think we found the next Chris Chan
NAH
She's hotter than Barb at least
Yes I'm going to hell for this comment. Was it worth it? You bet your ass it was
Mom won't allow such most likely.
The Second Coming of CWC
More like we found the an anti chris chan. One of the biggest things that fucked chris up besides his own terrible decisions was the god knows what horrors his mother Barb subjected him to.
This kids gonna be alright with a good mother.
You know, i was actually touched by the end of the Sonic Saga and the Omgele Twin Reveal.
Surprisingly wholesome TikTok Tuesday.
Dev has one job, and he's still barely making it on time.
The Sonic Story was actually really wholesome
"The Enemy is making it real hard because he's using my stupidity" is the funniest line I have heard this year.
02:21 this is the reason why I don't tell anyone that I'm a high functioning autistic guy, because people like this.
I also avoid telling people I have autism.
At least until I started job hunting, because clicking the "I have a disability" checkmark on the application is probably the only way to get hired as a white male these days...
@@RipOffProductionsLLCfr it’s our secret weapon.
People like this are why my husband, my friends, and myself believe I was misdiagnosed.
Yeah, you don't have tell anyone, we can tell.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC You don't have to tell people, they notice almost right away and talk behind your back.
Sonic mom feels like getting a glimpse into a classic sitcom from another timeline
I would be alarmed if I was at work and I said I forgot my spoon for lunch... Only for spoon creature to give me a nose spoon... But then I remembered they're unemployable.
That mom with the Soinc saga. Just Imagine that the kid know she is doing all of this and one day he will just go "Hey Mom remember that time you baptised Sonic? Ye I knew the whole time about what you where doing."
The baptizing the doll for spiritual and practical reasons is kind of a flex.
11:15 such a great mom.
Don't worry guys, that boy won't be Chris-chan 2.0, those parents are actually in that child's life
I call shenanigans on the long lost twins. No way they had the same dye job. It's gotta be a skit that both guys and the girl are in on.
The world is full of crazy stuff everyday. There are plenty of crazier lost twins stories that were very real out there. And one thing thst adds a lot of validity to this is the fact it is in fact omegle
its a skit. The long hair guy been in many vids like this one. There is a blind date with a blind girl skit just like this one.
Yeah it's a skit. He has a lot of similar ones.
Dev will enjoy the TikTok slop! He cannot escape it!
I totally get that sonic kid. I used to LOVE stuffed animals. I had a teddy bear who I treated basically the same as that sonic. I’ve never been diagnosed with autism, bit late now. All I know is that you should never get between a kid and his stuffed animals. Those guys are just as alive to that kid as any human being. Really smart mother though lol.
It's a pretty normal kid thing. My youngest had a Grumpy bear figure that had to go everywhere, and my oldest had a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal that had to go everywhere. The oldest is 25, almost 26, and moved a couple hours away with his wife. He came by a couple of weeks later to get his blue bear. It's the very first one he'd been given when he was born. Believe me when it's lost, any parent looks for an identical replacement. Being autistic has little to do with it.
That mom is actually really wholesome. Based teaching your kids the bible through their hobbies
Yeah she’s a little out there but she’s got the spirit no doubt.
@@FourteenthAngel It's a good thing the boy is obssessed with Sonic and not Jack Frost, imagine if she had to teach him christianity through SMT...
Yeah but now he's either gonna grow up believing sonic is jesus or making those christian sonic fan arts for DeviantArt or whatever's gonna replace it
Total deception, because she hasn't got the guts to be honest. Not a good way to carry on.
@@FourteenthAngelshe literally lied to her child. Are you deranged?
Sonic? Autistic? Chris? No... This can't... No....
The autistic son's name was Caleb
@@LegalizeTax oh, thought I heard her say Chris... My bad.
@@Force_Of_Habit Clab San jeejeejee JAJAJAJAJA [evil luaghter]
GRAAAAAAAHHHH TRUCKER VIDEO
It'll be ready maybe a little bit after the heat death of the universe
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Because he's a coward
Well, let us wait until the end of the universe. ;-;
We just need to convince Dev that Team Cherry are massive fans of his, and that they’ll only release Silksong after he releases The Trucker Video
It'll be out when it's out. And we like that okay. It'll be out when its out.
In all seriousness, SFO just needs to find one example of a trucker doing something bad that he can cherrypick and tack on to the end of the video.
The sonic mom was so wholesome, glad you showed that one.
Gotta admit that last one is actually pretty heartwarming. I like how it ends with them doing shots and talking about meeting up. Nice.
Sonicmom clearly adores her son and thats wholesome
I cant imagine being that distraught about people, in their on country, celebrating their country. Even if i go to another country, and they start chanting like that, you better believe I'm going to join them too.
The twin thing was awesome
The Sonic plushie has gone on a spiritual journey.
Pray for Sonic.
Y’know what. The Sonic mom is just me with more Bible knowledge and stress. I stan
Sonic mom is seriously wholesome, I’m glad the story had a happy ending.
Honestly, the whole Sonic story is kind of wholesome. Shes trying so hard to do something good for her kid.
Sonic mom's story wasn't a saga... it was a SEGA!! 😁
That mom seemed pretty cool. It seems like she really cares for her son and wants him to grow up well. May he grow up free of any chris-chan curse.
Also honestly the wholesome end to the video was perfect. I really like ending on a good note instead of whatever unhinged person of the week is up to.
5:09 don’t you mean, captivated by this “SEGA”?
Honestly based mom. Did everything she could to make sure her son was happy.
The sonic mom saga was so much fun to watch. I also love the girlfriend one that was so cool.
I feel sorry for people who have strong feelings about Donald Trump. Gimme' a damn break. He's a politician. He's not that great. Especially when he's speaking. ...but he's not one tenth as bad as the establishment left would have us believe.
They’re at a ufc bar, getting drunk, having fun, spirits were probably just high is all.
The sonic the hedgehog baptism was sooo sweet. Bless her heart.
The hammock avatar looks so comfy, I love it :)
that Casino dude was in U.K. Obviously not from there, and everyone is terrified to confront them.
if it was an unhinged british chav, I doubt anyone would be more inclined to step in. leave crazies to do what crazies do involving yourself only invites madness into your life
Thought I heard someone say "call 999"... you gonna be waiting a while, my friend.
Sonic moves fast in mysterious ways.
Lol!
Love how the boyfriends became instant buddies 😂
The sonic mom was great. I had a huge smile on my face the whole time watching that. Shout out to her
Bro recorded the video a week in advance and was still late by an hour
He needs some sonic speed
That last one had a great twist
Its a skit
The plushie story was surprisingly wholesome.
That twin story was great and amazingly wholesome.
That mother is so sweet. I hope she got all the plushies she wanted for her son and more.
Classic Sonic
Modern Sonic
*LEARN THE DIFFERENCE*
Took too long, It’s Wednesday now
It's going to be Tuesday again but the long way around
7 hours and 30 minutes too late for it to be still on tuesday in my timezone
It's 10:40 where I am
Wik wok Wednesday
Tuesday for me sucker
Even Dr Robotnik would tell her its just a hedgehog
Probably one of the best TikTok Tuesdays so far
That last video is a popular skit video series. None of the videos are real but, are still really well done. He's the guy who had that nerf fight with his apartment neighbor and also the guy who went drink with that dude in his apartment cause he found out they were fuckin' the same girl.
Haha immediately I thought this is fake, I mean obviously - they're recording it all.
The twins story was perfection.
Sonic mom is quirky. She looks fun, despite her zealotry 😂
That Sonic one sure sounds like a pending Child Protection Services case.
The two dudes with the twins is such a cool story, I genuinely laughed!
That Sonic kid sounds like the beginning of the next Chris-chan. I'm actually kind of worried
God bless the Sonic Mom, that was so wholesome and funny.
"Check the package before you baptize a Sonic."
Entirely new sentences.
Forty
Minute
Tuesday.
Dev is Latin for Goofball
"Check the package before you baptize the Sonic"
sentence of the century
That mom is amazing. Everyone should be so lucky.
Just another day in the faecal matter strewn streets of Sydney.
Sonic mom is best mom
The sonic mom story was so engaging I'm glad it ended happily 😭😭
I was not expecting a Sonic arc today
Mother of the year award goes to Sonic mom, holy shit. Hug your mom this mother's day people.
Sanic saga is art
*Sonic-Mom finds the exact Sonic plushie she needs
Borat: "A-Great Success!!"
The sonic mom is actually adorable. It's clear she cares a lot about her son, and seeing the lengths she went through was admirable.
Is sonic not used as an autism check yet?
Commies aren't human.
6:13 proof
That is unfortunately not true.
Lmao you’re using the same npc logic that they do
I dont like dehumanizing anyone honestly...
It just isnt a good idea. Always ends badly.
Pulse Blade 👍
The enemy standing there like "Ma'am, I ain't had to do shit."
2:42 I had a toy like this as a kid and I am also autistic. His name is purple. I still have him.
Bit his nose off at one point and felt really bad. Glue put it back on but its always been, well, you know, chewed up since then.
He sits on my top shelf of plush toys these days.
3:41 oh this mom is based. I love this lady.
4:08 Uh.... Its all symbolic anyways. I mean, I wouldnt. But yeah fun.
4:46 Lady I dont think youre quite explaining this right. Where is your husband? He might be able to ring this in a bit...
5:37 I mean its weirdly adorable?
6:00 still I like this lady.
Gambling is an idiot tax.