I remember when my parents used to watch this guy 40 years ago. We even had tapes (the old tdk). I must have been 5 or 6 so I got used to listening and watching thr 'The Big Yin' To this day I've never seen a funnier guy. Billy will always have a place in my heart. Love him
God bless you Billy. My dream was to go on holiday for a week or two, find a cottage in Scotland, with my little Jack Russell. Go in winter, a walking holiday. Go walking, find a pub in the middle on nowhere. It would be snowing or at the very least raining. We would go in, a roaring fire, there we would find Billy, entertaining people, by just talking, telling stories. If heaven exists, it would be just like that. God bless you Billy.
Same here. It's a testament to his amazing storytelling ability that of all the fart stories I've heard over the years this one I could remember almost word for word.
Billy Connolly one of the greatest comedians ever always great entertainment from him !! an evening in his company must be fantastic a very very very funny man 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This has to be my alltime favorite Billy Connolly joke! I saw his standup live, and when I heard him do this joke, I damned near pissed myself laughing! To the point I couldn't breathe!!!
So fucking funny as usual, wonder where he wandered off & came back to it 2 hours later when everybody has forgotten the joke/story he was telling in the 1st place (he is the master of that art) :- )
Got into a service lift at an international airport when I was doing some work there with a trolley of tools and bits! A young sweetheart departed the lift with a huge smile and nod as I pushed my gear in, when the door closed my god, what had that girl been eating!😅
Haha love how it's on the way to Australia. Great being from a Country where we love laughing at ourselves. Thanks Billy for that one. He mentioned Errol Flynn to make up for it.😂
LOL Is that ever true. My family is from Scotland...we're fucking hilarious. The witty comebacks come out like crazy lol. Get my brothers together and you'll be crying with laughter. One time, my brothers were travelling to deliver some products by Transport truck for our company. Our family ALWAYS had a thing for Tim Horton's and if you live in Canada or are familiar with the Company, you'd know why (For anyone who doesn't know, it's like Dunkin' Donuts of Canada). My oldest brother thought it would be hilarious to take an empty doughnut box and take a shit in it and surprise our other brother with it lol. So he got back to the truck with the "doughnut box" and said, "I left one for ya" lol did Zack ever get a surprise. Of course, not everyone would find that funny, but I was 10 years old and when they came back and told me that, I almost died in laughter lol
Being Scottish I’m lucky enough to have seen Billy live quite a few times. For something hysterical listen to The Crucifixion. You will be offended but you won’t care you will be crying so much with laughter.
I'm not normally amused by toilet humour but that just made me laugh so hard I nearly coughed up a lung. Especially his rendition of the fart noise. Sweet Jesus.
There are two people who have mi dos on a different level to us. They make humor out of the weirdest things. Billy Connerly and Robin Williams. Sadly we have lost Robin let us cherish Billy while he is here. Absolutely hilarious
As i sit watching this 4 minute clip my eyes are streaming, there are many comedians who seem to have gone down the same path of story telling but no one can do it like Billy, absolute legend 👏 👏👏👏👏
i was doing my infamous hyena laugh while watching this alone in my room at night so my dad came in to ask why i was laughing so hard. we watched it together with tears rolling down our cheeks. i have no idea who this is but this is the funniest shit i've seen all year
don’t waste your time lot of funny comedians out there try Jim Jeffries not this trash toilet comedy is only place i can laugh at this shit is to flush it down the toilet with Billy at 40,000ft
I flew from Australia to Warsaw a long time ago. Almost a two day journey on our cheap around the world tickets. Last leg was Frankfurt in Germany to Warsaw. There was a strong smell of "sewage" at our seat as we boarded. Even the hostie was turning up her nose. Turned out we were sitting next to the "farting yank". Sheer exhaustion made me fall asleep. The smell assailed my nostrils again mid flight and I reactively woke from slumber swinging a punch at the guy. Luckily my wife was in the middle seat and was watching, she deflected the blow. Billy's story brought this memory back so vividly. So disgusting and yet so funny.
They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I can honestly say that this helps my chronic pains a LOT more than the morphine-based meds I'm already growing immune to. I'm literally shaking with laughter after watching this video; but that's a side-effect I can live with ANY day of the week, LMAO!! ✨😂 👍 💊✨
The day this man leaves Earth will be the saddest day in its history,no other comedian can touch this man. Utter legend
Bonoscot
Very true words my friend x
He is happy now, which is so good
George Carlin was just as funny, just a very different style.
@@josefk1980 Carlin was a fantastic comedian , the Big yin has no equal.
AY😭 It WAS⛰️🙏RIP🙏🏞️🏴👼🇹🇻👼
Agree with you there
The tears ran down me legs! Billy keeps me in stitches with his standup, singing and acting! Probably one of the greatest the UK produced!
Possibly the funniest and most relatable comedian ever to walk the planet. Thanks Billy - hope you remember my Dad from school!
I remember when my parents used to watch this guy 40 years ago.
We even had tapes (the old tdk).
I must have been 5 or 6 so I got used to listening and watching thr 'The Big Yin'
To this day I've never seen a funnier guy.
Billy will always have a place in my heart.
Love him
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
God bless you Billy. My dream was to go on holiday for a week or two, find a cottage in Scotland, with my little Jack Russell. Go in winter, a walking holiday. Go walking, find a pub in the middle on nowhere. It would be snowing or at the very least raining. We would go in, a roaring fire, there we would find Billy, entertaining people, by just talking, telling stories. If heaven exists, it would be just like that. God bless you Billy.
You’d be disappointed then, he used to frequent my local country pub, was so foul mouthed and loud all the locals fucking hated him!
@@Diana-yr8wp says more aboot your local than anything else cos everyone else things he's fucking hilarious
@@Rybo-Senpai Probably Milngavie where the Golfers hog the bar and have their Volvo's all parked ootside.
At the very least raining ? Its scotland ,I'll bet ma hoose it's raining
@@Diana-yr8wp My god 🤦♂️ id pay ££££££ to be sat in that bar if true 🤣
Windswept and interesting. 💕 This man forever
Every bit as breathtakingly funny (literally) as it was when I was 14 years old.
Billy is the bomb. Love all his appearances. Live long.
Billy Connolly is great, the long buildup to the joke, the release of the anticipation. Brilliant.
I love how he says squirrel. I still laugh after all of the time that has past since this was first aired.
This is a stand up comedian I would gladly go to see and hear. Yes; I'm from America.
thanks for letting everyone know you're from America - not enough of you do that.
I remember watching this years ago on HBO. I literally laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
Same here. It's a testament to his amazing storytelling ability that of all the fart stories I've heard over the years this one I could remember almost word for word.
Holy shit, my grandma just showed me this and my throat hurts from laughing so much
Billy Connolly one of the greatest comedians ever always great entertainment from him !! an evening in his company must be fantastic a very very very funny man 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Billy is the absolute best. What a funny man he is.
I'm currently in a cafe, crying with laughter and everyone looking at me - and I couldn't give a damn. My god that's funny!
Doesn't anybody on this site have tissues.
@@irbennettNo but most have issues.
The way he explained the story WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Dilara Ç You should come to Glasgow😉
MrWho76 Is that his accent? Sounds bloody beautiful.
Billy is 76 now & still funny as all hell.
81.
This has to be my alltime favorite Billy Connolly joke! I saw his standup live, and when I heard him do this joke, I damned near pissed myself laughing! To the point I couldn't breathe!!!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
No other generation will have a Billy Connolly. He has created so much laughter around the world. May god have a special place for him when they meet.
A priest for 40 years said Heaven is a state of peace light and love. It has no postcode. Connolly is THE funniest man ever.
One day this man the funniest man on earth wont be here THAT day should be a day iof mourning for the UK
Alex Bannatyne the godfather
Billy Connolly is from Scotland buddy not UK
@@VisionTheLyricalOne POh right Buddy and when did Scotland stop being in the UK? ;)
I can just see the prime minister announcing that.
Billy Connolly is absolutely brilliant!
This brought a fair amount of tears to my eyes and a whole lot of pain to my sides. LOL
So fucking funny as usual, wonder where he wandered off & came back to it 2 hours later when everybody has forgotten the joke/story he was telling in the 1st place (he is the master of that art) :- )
That was so funny. Tears coming down my eyes. What a way to tell a story.
That was the smell of the fart made your eyes tear
I needed a good laugh. Billy is one one the best.
Got into a service lift at an international airport when I was doing some work there with a trolley of tools and bits! A young sweetheart departed the lift with a huge smile and nod as I pushed my gear in, when the door closed my god, what had that girl been eating!😅
NO doubt he is a brilliant comedian!!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
really brillllliant mate....
billy is the best ever.....
i really wish he does more stand up shows now.
thanks billy. u r a legend.
the man is a riot
I am crying and I think I just developed abs. Thanks Bill!
Oh my goodness.sitting here laughing my arse off with tears rolling down my cheeks..that is hilarious !! :-D
Mah EYES WERE BURNING!! THE PAINT WAS CHANGIN COLORS! *crying*
I really, really want this on dvd!!❤😂
Only ever saw him once in Melbourne. Great show. He’s not well. Bless you Billy.
OMG, couldn't stop laughing. Brilliant. Played it a few times now after a rough day. Hilarious.
'Don't inhale, you'll get cancer!" LOL
Billy tells a great story !
Haha love how it's on the way to Australia. Great being from a Country where we love laughing at ourselves.
Thanks Billy for that one.
He mentioned Errol Flynn to make up for it.😂
Yip ,the police state it's now become is beyond hilarious.
Billy Billy you are the best and always will be, love ya mate.
He is absolutely beautiful legend
I wish it had gone on to the end.... wanted to hear how he ended that wonderful riff 😂😂 xx
omg.. I havent laughed so hard in ages.
Must go see him live when he comes back to Perth.
My eyes were burning!
What do you mean, for a Scotsman? The Scots have some of the funniest comedians ever
LOL Is that ever true. My family is from Scotland...we're fucking hilarious. The witty comebacks come out like crazy lol. Get my brothers together and you'll be crying with laughter. One time, my brothers were travelling to deliver some products by Transport truck for our company. Our family ALWAYS had a thing for Tim Horton's and if you live in Canada or are familiar with the Company, you'd know why (For anyone who doesn't know, it's like Dunkin' Donuts of Canada). My oldest brother thought it would be hilarious to take an empty doughnut box and take a shit in it and surprise our other brother with it lol. So he got back to the truck with the "doughnut box" and said, "I left one for ya" lol did Zack ever get a surprise. Of course, not everyone would find that funny, but I was 10 years old and when they came back and told me that, I almost died in laughter lol
Being Scottish I’m lucky enough to have seen Billy live quite a few times. For something hysterical listen to The Crucifixion. You will be offended but you won’t care you will be crying so much with laughter.
Love Billy so much
God love Billy he's the best all time comedian and always will be .even the up coming comedian's should be made to watch him.all the best billy
Can I watch this so many times and Still Not Laugh? 'I think Not'!! Haaaa
And my hair was blowing up like this......
LMAO! Oh shit that was a funny story!
I remember watching this on HBO and we fell off the couch laughing!
I LOST it at "it sounded like cloth tearing"
Me too, the errol flynn analogy was hilariously accurate
Hillarious the woman in the audience the tears of laughter running down her face.
Yes, where is she now.
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life when Billy uttered the words, "....and this man farted."
That's sad
@@neilangus4401 No...what is sad is you replying to a seven year old comment
@@paulmartin3682
Why what's the difference between 7 years or 70 if it holds true
@@neilangus4401 about 63 years
He is the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen
I'm not normally amused by toilet humour but that just made me laugh so hard I nearly coughed up a lung. Especially his rendition of the fart noise. Sweet Jesus.
Moloko The wee noise at the end is just brilliant😂
Clothilde
I actually did cough up a lung! Can’t get the damn thing back in. If I watch another Billy Connolly, I’ll just cough up the other one!
hahahaha me too Clothilde
Clothilde well we are delighted u enjoyed this toilet joke 👏🏻
Hahaha, i know what you mean I 've just finished having a laughing fit after watching this.
To stand on stage in front of a group of strangers and tell a story to try and make them laugh is pure gold and art in itself!! LOL!!
I just screamed laughing. This is the most i've laughed since i saw im talking about a colonoscopy.
Well watch more
Billy is a genius
There are two people who have mi dos on a different level to us. They make humor out of the weirdest things. Billy Connerly and Robin Williams. Sadly we have lost Robin let us cherish Billy while he is here. Absolutely hilarious
Many thanks for posting this - first time I'd seen it, although I'm a fan. Great story, Big Yin !
I laughed so hard and long I almost choked
As i sit watching this 4 minute clip my eyes are streaming, there are many comedians who seem to have gone down the same path of story telling but no one can do it like Billy, absolute legend 👏 👏👏👏👏
It will be a very sad day, when he leaves this earth. He’s right there with Robin Williams.
Doesn't anybody have tissues, to stop their eyes streaming.
Very well done ..... I usually don't laugh at potty jokes but this made me tear up laughing so hard
I think you might have been sitting next to my dad on that flight 😂 You described him to a Tee
I nearly bust a gut after listenin to this.
Girl frend wanted im 49
Sir Billy
Superb. Probably the best.
This. This is the single funniest comedy routine on the face of the Earth.
I haven't laughed so much for ever!
Made me cry from laughing so hard!
This guy on the plane has to be related to my Great Dane 😂😂😂😂😂
"Dont inhale, youll get cancer!" I died.
I don't live in Australia and this was fucking hysterical.
So funny. Love this routine. Pray for him as he faces health problems now. Be well and strong, Billy, we love you.
Whereupon ... love it
i honestly can't stop watching this video. it's perfect xD
When he said "and then the smell came" I broke down in hysterics
This man is brilliant!! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!! I’m not easily amused but this guy has me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
"Don't inhale you'll get cancer!" Lost my shit.
oh my god im dyinggg LOOOOL "oh fk i thought the plane was on fire" LOOOL
The Master at work.
The best comedian to live. The only person to have my jaws ache.
My stomach aches from laughing so hard. "And these fellas thought I was farting out of my left ear."
No one, but no one, can make the mundane abso f#c+in'lutely hysterical like the #BigYin!
Best stand up ever
The uk will greave when he leaves the ultimate legend
Like Jimmy Greaves you mean.
@@irbennett grieve bloody spell check lol
Now THATS how you do a FART joke!
Bill Connolly = Like a Boss
What kind of idiots gave this a thumbs down? They must be utterly joyless to live with. This is so funny, I almost killed myself laughing (literally).
i was doing my infamous hyena laugh while watching this alone in my room at night so my dad came in to ask why i was laughing so hard. we watched it together with tears rolling down our cheeks. i have no idea who this is but this is the funniest shit i've seen all year
oach you dont know BILLY?.......everyone else does...watch his clips on YT - he,s one of the best.
He is a Scottish legend
hey buddy you in cape town? It's Billy Connolly the best stand up comedian of all time
geoffdundee “One of the best”
No he’s simply The Best
don’t waste your time lot of funny comedians out there try Jim Jeffries not this trash toilet comedy is only place i can laugh at this shit is to flush it down the toilet with Billy at 40,000ft
This made me laugh so hard that the back of my skull was sore. XD
I flew from Australia to Warsaw a long time ago. Almost a two day journey on our cheap around the world tickets. Last leg was Frankfurt in Germany to Warsaw. There was a strong smell of "sewage" at our seat as we boarded. Even the hostie was turning up her nose. Turned out we were sitting next to the "farting yank". Sheer exhaustion made me fall asleep. The smell assailed my nostrils again mid flight and I reactively woke from slumber swinging a punch at the guy. Luckily my wife was in the middle seat and was watching, she deflected the blow.
Billy's story brought this memory back so vividly. So disgusting and yet so funny.
There’s a reason for the phrase “Let one rip.” LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
As soon as he says what the bloke had for dinner, you know what’s coming….😂😂
Wild and Free as ever. Our other National hero, the other being Sir Winston Churchill. Everyone loves Billy.
I was on a night train from Sydney to Melbourne, April 1971, just joined the
They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I can honestly say that this helps my chronic pains a LOT more than the morphine-based meds I'm already growing immune to. I'm literally shaking with laughter after watching this video; but that's a side-effect I can live with ANY day of the week, LMAO!! ✨😂 👍 💊✨
"And these fuckers though I was farting out of my left ear!"
thought it would come back to the bbq duck at the end...
That poor woman in the audience probably needed an ambulance 🤣🤣🤣