Billy Connolly - Don't drink tap water in Ibiza! - Live At Hammersmith 1991

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  • @Bonoscot
    @Bonoscot 3 роки тому +1111

    The Earth is 4.5 Billion years old...be grateful you spent it in the same time as this man. LEGENDARY

    • @billb7876
      @billb7876 3 роки тому

      Don't beLIEve what science tells you its all a lie. Enjoy Billy by all means but forget the earth age bullshit, you will be telling us its a ball next lol

    • @susieq7751
      @susieq7751 3 роки тому +8

      Well, someones gotta do it, right? Nah, just kidding, LOVE Billy!

    • @treehouse9713
      @treehouse9713 3 роки тому +10

      Sadly, he'll be lifting off too soon.'Sir' Billy, among several before him, will eventually be MIA for the younger than 50s. So hard to find really true & valid comedians now. (The best merely told the truth about our Biped behavior.) Many now overuse vulgarity as their sole language, while missing the point entirely. Born in '50, despite the multi injustices in our own country, the heathen Vietnam mess and so much more... my generation got to hear (& hopefully learn from) the best ....The Catskill comics, Red Skelton & J.Benny thru Collins, Pryor, Carlin and others. The PC world will stop most all of it andI'm not so sure there are many individual thinkers about anywho.

    • @mattlawton4715
      @mattlawton4715 3 роки тому +4

      I do yes great man

    • @mattlawton4715
      @mattlawton4715 3 роки тому +2

      @@billb7876 it is🤣

  • @alexrobinson9031
    @alexrobinson9031 Рік тому +79

    The funniest man to walk the planet

  • @ianmckenzie4212
    @ianmckenzie4212 10 місяців тому +66

    My biggest regret in my life is not seeing him live, i would give anything to go back in time and see him

    • @MrRunner
      @MrRunner 9 місяців тому +4

      I saw him in the mid 70's in Reading Berks. deepest darkest England. 6000 people. He asked how many Scotsmen were in the audience. Six of us put our hands up. `See that the rest of ye?' said the Big Yin `You're completely outnumbered,. Bloody Priceless.

    • @grahamlaidlaw7164
      @grahamlaidlaw7164 9 місяців тому +2

      i feel the same, although i would probably of missed most of the show crying tears of laughter . when i came out it was dark

    • @WayneGanning
      @WayneGanning 2 місяці тому +1

      I was lucky enough to see his last performance i literally pissed myself i had to walk out with my jacket in the middle of my jeans. I was in front row 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @LadyMelmo.
      @LadyMelmo. 2 місяці тому

      I'm very grateful to have seen him a few times now. The first time, my oldest brother came over and said "I have 4 words...Billy Connolly, front row". I was about to start jumping when he added "I was hoping you could help me find a date for the show". Somehow, sadly, I just never managed to find him that date, but what a coincidence was it that I was free that night!

    • @johngibson6758
      @johngibson6758 2 місяці тому

      I was at this 😁👍with my wee brother, oh and my granny was a mckenzie😁👍hope that helps 😂😂

  • @graemewatson1106
    @graemewatson1106 11 місяців тому +63

    Billy Connolly is a legend & an icon he’s had me in tears of 😂 for years I’m 😂 as I’m typing this

  • @Arational
    @Arational 3 роки тому +393

    Billy almost killed me with this routine.
    Driving down the 401 with this playing on the radio.
    I laughed so hard I was crying, could hardly see, I couldn't breathe.
    I just managed to pull over to the side of the highway.

    • @westaussie965
      @westaussie965 2 роки тому +1

      ffs, its not that funny🙄

    • @yvonnedobell8793
      @yvonnedobell8793 2 роки тому +41

      Yes it is, it's the best belly laugh I have had for a long time

    • @helensullivan2583
      @helensullivan2583 2 роки тому +17

      Same 🤣 different freeway.

    • @patoruairc
      @patoruairc 2 роки тому +12

      I remember it from the early nineties. Omg I thought I was going to die.

    • @mocat1
      @mocat1 2 роки тому +13

      Every single time I watch this, I’m crying from laughter.
      Hats off to you for being able to navigate to pull over off the 401.

  • @paullankford5929
    @paullankford5929 11 місяців тому +31

    Amazing Comedian,you can never get tired of this man,simply brilliant 😂

  • @garmit61
    @garmit61 3 роки тому +71

    Avoided the water and the ice cubes. The salad got me

    • @colincampbell437
      @colincampbell437 Рік тому +4

      But it's washed in water ... Of course!!!!!

    • @Daktangle
      @Daktangle 6 місяців тому +2

      @@colincampbell437 And now, in 2024, the UK's premade salads are all contaminated with dangerous bacteria!

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 6 місяців тому

      @@Daktangle Wrong , not all of them and anyway it's mainly sandwiches made by stores.

    • @user-my8zo8uh3n
      @user-my8zo8uh3n 2 місяці тому

      Excellent point alot people just forget the salad etc washed with same water your trying to avoid

    • @nancy-dharmadee4703
      @nancy-dharmadee4703 День тому

      Yessssss that's correct 💯

  • @Canalcoholic
    @Canalcoholic Рік тому +40

    That is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I laughed so hard, so long, so uncontrollably that tears were streaming down my cheeks and a very concerned dog came over in a forlorn attempt to understand what sort of seizure I was experiencing.

    • @IreneLambert-j6r
      @IreneLambert-j6r 10 місяців тому +1

      One real funny man bless you

    • @IreneLambert-j6r
      @IreneLambert-j6r 10 місяців тому +1

      You and your wife are so happy. You mad man😅

    • @Firebird894
      @Firebird894 8 місяців тому +3

      The exact same thing happened to me and my dog he thinks I had one of my night fits and tried to save me.

  • @22Phantasm
    @22Phantasm 2 роки тому +129

    'When I came out it was dark,' is one of the most subtle but genius comedy lines of all time. The legend that is Sir William of Connolly.

    • @richardpattison6043
      @richardpattison6043 2 роки тому +10

      Just when you can’t laugh anymore- billy hits you with ‘when i came out it was dark’ just indescribable hilarity and genius

  • @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684
    @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684 3 роки тому +205

    I watched this performance on a VHS tape in a Liverpool Fire station in 1992, and have never seen a bunch of men so helpless with laughter, y'know the full "tea coming out of your nostrils" type laughter. A great memory for which I thank Billy.

  • @SuzyQ334
    @SuzyQ334 Рік тому +23

    Billy is definitely the funniest man on the planet IMHO.

  • @Joe_Peroni
    @Joe_Peroni Рік тому +53

    I'm from Glasgow, as is this legend. Many of us, myself included, have outstanding personalities & sense of humour. As I did even before I moved to Australia. Where they DONT. AND I married a German. So I need my humour to avoid going mental.

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... 9 місяців тому +2

      Ah now, are you suggesting Aussies don't have outstanding personalities? Surely not. Commiserations on the German though.

    • @amalekedomite
      @amalekedomite 3 місяці тому

      Are you sure you're not all just drunk?

    • @grosstross2218
      @grosstross2218 Місяць тому

      You're humble too pal

    • @grosstross2218
      @grosstross2218 Місяць тому

      The day I stop finding this story funny, is the day I've given up on life.

    • @Joe_Peroni
      @Joe_Peroni Місяць тому

      @grosstross2218 I AM humble. I appreciate everything I've got. I'm always humble. What I hate is arrogance & snobbery.

  • @leftyzappa
    @leftyzappa 3 роки тому +224

    Well Billy, it’s 5:42 am. I’m making my morning cup of tea. I just laughed so hard everyone else in the house is awake now. Thank you 🤓

    • @pateicialane4740
      @pateicialane4740 3 роки тому +2

      You got to relax or get another job you should not be awake this hour! Try mind valley or bob procter or jake ducey! There’s lot out there I’m so focused now answer is the secret film x

    • @JohnDoe-bo5yk
      @JohnDoe-bo5yk 3 роки тому +7

      @@pateicialane4740 Getting up early isn't a bad thing, Job or not. It's It's a really good way to start your day. Even on my holidays I usually like to keep my work routine, I feel like I got so much time and I'm relaxed. If I start work at 5:30, I'll be up at 3 am so I can slowly wake up, enjoy a coffee, have a shower, all the good things, no rush and then maybe I'll jump on the computer or watch TV for 20 mins. Cruisy af

    • @jeffreyhutchins6527
      @jeffreyhutchins6527 3 роки тому +1

      @@JohnDoe-bo5yk I have to get up early, workday or weekend. 5 Children between ages 3 and 11.

    • @RickyRayFitz
      @RickyRayFitz Рік тому

      @@JohnDoe-bo5ykthat sounds like a perfect start to the day 👌🏼

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому +1

      Was it an amusing cup of tea?

  • @rickgoodin2854
    @rickgoodin2854 2 роки тому +16

    Jesus christ... Ok im not one to really bust a gut laughing but it is now after 4 am, everyone in the house is awake and our animals keep trying to climb me because they think something is seriously wrong... I was fine right up until the sound effects and I just F****** LOST IT! LMFAO

  • @richardcanning7351
    @richardcanning7351 Рік тому +18

    I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this but it has the same effect every. The tears are running down my cheeks with laughing so much. 😂😂
    Thanks Billy

  • @jamestermeer
    @jamestermeer 2 роки тому +13

    “I cannee get off the seat! Break the f****r doon! “ I have not laughed so i hard it hurt and I cried in years. Thank you, Billy

  • @cornwallkev201
    @cornwallkev201 3 роки тому +66

    When this legend finally passes away, comedy WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. The amount of tears of laughter he has made to come out of my eyes will be doubled when his comedy passes away with him.

    • @christinecatt5391
      @christinecatt5391 3 роки тому +8

      When the (second greatest) comedian George Carlin passed away a couple of years ago..l thought..well, at least we still have our dear Billy...🙂
      Sadly, he's well into the insidious clutches of Parkinson' decease and has retired from doing his stand-up comedy appearances..
      What a tragic loss to all fans who never got the chance to see him appear in person.🥺
      I saw him in person a few years ago, laughed till l nearly injured myself...🤣
      Best wishes to Billy in his retirement..!!!!

    • @lynnegee6814
      @lynnegee6814 Рік тому +1

      @@christinecatt5391 At least we have UA-cam

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому +1

      That's sickening, and his comedy won't pass away with him it's on DVD etc.

  • @colinremmer2417
    @colinremmer2417 2 роки тому +25

    How on earth could he do this with a straight face? I'm in tears here

  • @rachaeladams9529
    @rachaeladams9529 3 роки тому +70

    It's when he says "i felt the 4th fart run behind my knee" he's hilarious. So naturally funny 💞

    • @yvonnedobell8793
      @yvonnedobell8793 2 роки тому +3

      It's so funny because it would be your worst nightmare, it happened to my husband in singapor

  • @keithrobertson6942
    @keithrobertson6942 3 роки тому +189

    I'm fortunate to have seen him live. Quite simply the funniest comedian ever

    • @robertfair8872
      @robertfair8872 3 роки тому +7

      It was always on my bucket list! My Dad took me when I was 15 years old, was so good seeing him in person. There will never be anyone better.

    • @minwade5436
      @minwade5436 3 роки тому +4

      I saw him twice when he came to Adelaide; South Australia, needless to say I had “face ache” from laughing. 🤣😂🤣

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      You've seen every comedian who ever existed I suppose.

  • @funnysods
    @funnysods 5 місяців тому +6

    Nobody can describe bodily functions as good as the genius that is Billy Connolly. He's made me laugh for over 50 years and I thank him from the bottom of my heart.

  • @380Scania
    @380Scania 11 місяців тому +7

    The man is a legend and never fails to have me gasping for breath laughing so much at his stories. A welcome tonic to a crappy week.

  • @neilgraves5069
    @neilgraves5069 Рік тому +14

    First class comedy , absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @kevinmcmanus1795
    @kevinmcmanus1795 2 місяці тому +5

    I watched this, VHS style, loads of times when it first came out. The man has made me laugh for years. Genius.

  • @helencharman6101
    @helencharman6101 2 місяці тому +4

    Pure genius. Pant wettingly funny, even after half a lifetime. God bless you always Billy.

  • @Analog-to-digital-cotinual
    @Analog-to-digital-cotinual 2 роки тому +17

    you know you're doing well on stage when the audience is choking on their spit from laughter haha

  • @Boulevard1800
    @Boulevard1800 2 місяці тому +5

    Mr. Connolly, I literally shat myself with laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ScreamerXremaercS
    @ScreamerXremaercS 3 роки тому +78

    I have been looking for this skit for so long, it will never not be funny

  • @AurianLunaLou
    @AurianLunaLou 3 роки тому +158

    I really wanted to see him live before he got worse. Sadly I’m afraid I’ll never see him live or meet him in person. This man has gotten me through the crap hand I was dealt in life. Always put a smile on my face. For that I’m eternally grateful. There will not be another comedian like him.

    • @christhomas5353
      @christhomas5353 3 роки тому +7

      I saw him in Liverpool about 20yrs ago one funny man one of his saying if you love me half as much as love you than i love you twice much more than you love me

    • @CK-dd7eq
      @CK-dd7eq 3 роки тому +3

      Hope you're well 💚

    • @roadie3124
      @roadie3124 3 роки тому +2

      Big (virtual) hugs to you, Lily. I hope that you're well.

    • @jonathangault6465
      @jonathangault6465 3 роки тому +7

      My dad told me he sat next to Billy on the shuttle from Glasgow to London....Said it was the funniest hour of his life

    • @mikeyp0131
      @mikeyp0131 2 роки тому +1

      @@christhomas5353 I don’t get it

  • @CK-dd7eq
    @CK-dd7eq 3 роки тому +12

    Will ya open the dooooor!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Literally in tears at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patrickdare5356
    @patrickdare5356 6 місяців тому +5

    This and the airplane fart always leave me in tears.

  • @Boab44
    @Boab44 3 роки тому +86

    Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂🤣

    • @lynnegee6814
      @lynnegee6814 Рік тому

      @Boab44 You are not the first to say this.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      I suppose you've see every stand up comedian who ever existed.

  • @WolfingtonStanley
    @WolfingtonStanley 2 роки тому +23

    I nearly died watching this, first time I'd seen the big yin on video (never got to see him live😕)
    I fell off the sofa and my girlfriend was panicking as I couldn't breathe
    Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Toffees123
    @Toffees123 6 місяців тому +6

    The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Genius

  • @svengalisounds4471
    @svengalisounds4471 Місяць тому +1

    I grew up watching this special on VHS, could recite the whole thing even today 😂

  • @paulwhite7972
    @paulwhite7972 4 місяці тому +5

    I was at this show! With my wife who literally cried laughing. Her ribs ached for day's after

  • @lindabutler5631
    @lindabutler5631 18 днів тому +2

    The funniest man ever. I'm in tears.

  • @user-pl3oc8lh1h
    @user-pl3oc8lh1h 11 місяців тому +4

    I haven't laughed 🤣 this hard in a long while, man this guy is a freaking Legend 💪

  • @andrewpearce1723
    @andrewpearce1723 3 місяці тому +3

    Ive been a billy fan for about 20 years, i saw him live in london in 2010 with my dad, thankfully that tour was recorded, not the night we went but was about 75 - 80% the same as what i saw, im so glad i got to see him live. This show had me in stitches, my mum asked me to pause the dvd when i played it for her.

  • @Babyluthi
    @Babyluthi 3 роки тому +69

    Billy, you might have aged, however you will never get old. 💙 from NZ😃

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      That makes no sense.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 16 днів тому

      ​@@irbennettParadox. Connolly is 82 now yet has stayed youthful.

  • @rockyro777
    @rockyro777 3 роки тому +49

    I had this concert on VHS, I swear I almost wore the tape out. This man is an utter genius 😂

    • @7henke7
      @7henke7 2 місяці тому

      Should try and get the wrestling sketch from the l think it was the transatlantic album,it's hilarious 😂

  • @Atheenah
    @Atheenah 2 роки тому +18

    Comic genius. Pure and simple. Laughter is medicine and no one better to bring than Dr Billy.

  • @graemewatson1106
    @graemewatson1106 Місяць тому +1

    My biggest regret is not seeing this legend live but thankfully I’ve got plenty of his DVDs so he still has me in tears of 😂

  • @unclefranko2452
    @unclefranko2452 3 роки тому +33

    I saw Billy at the Albert Hall back in the 80s , "wee brown dog " i laughed so much I thought I would crack my ribs , ladys and gentlemen I give you the best stand up comedian to ever live .
    Thanks Billy.

    • @DarrenWilson-wx1yv
      @DarrenWilson-wx1yv Рік тому +1

      SIR BILLY AND RIGHTLY SO

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      Of course you've seen every stand up who ever lived.

    • @unclefranko2452
      @unclefranko2452 5 місяців тому

      I don't have to , because you obviously have 😂😂😂.

  • @bravenew1934
    @bravenew1934 Рік тому +68

    All the modern-day “rules of comedy” - don’t laugh at your own jokes, don’t do toilet humour, don’t go on for too long or keep “meandering” - this guy breaks repeatedly and with glee, and it’s even better for it. That’s how you know you’re dealing with a comedy legend 👍

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому +3

      Rules of comedy you made up.

  • @schmoosmith
    @schmoosmith 3 роки тому +23

    His fart noises are the best 😂😂😂😂

  • @326Alan
    @326Alan 3 роки тому +10

    Over the moon to find a previously not uploaded clip of Billy Connolly :)

  • @charmawow
    @charmawow 2 роки тому +8

    There are a number of comedians who can make me laugh……Billy makes me cry!

  • @xslauth92
    @xslauth92 Рік тому +5

    3:10 Notice how the camera man can't even hold back his laughter 😂 That's how good Connolly is!

  • @eschnitger
    @eschnitger 9 місяців тому +4

    Every time I hear this... I end up with tears rolling down my cheeks laughing so hard.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 4 місяці тому

      Just the one tear.

    • @eschnitger
      @eschnitger 4 місяці тому

      @@irbennett Keyboard stuck...keyboards suck.

  • @solid311975
    @solid311975 3 роки тому +10

    I felt the fourth fart running down the back of my knee 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adrianrickards27
      @adrianrickards27 9 місяців тому

      When he made the noise, you're thinking uh oh

  • @SiouxSmith-g1e
    @SiouxSmith-g1e Місяць тому +1

    In tears as I watch this - Billy you are a gift in this Universe 😂🎉😂🎉

  • @garethdavies9881
    @garethdavies9881 2 роки тому +26

    The man is a legend, if I’m ever feeling down I put him on absolutely hilarious. Had the pleasure of seeing him live. A genius 👌🏻

  • @matlow222
    @matlow222 3 роки тому +11

    Whoever is running this channel, thank you.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      It's certainly not Billy.

  • @amandaboyce2670
    @amandaboyce2670 2 роки тому +7

    Best thing I’ve heard in my life!

    • @alexjohnston5250
      @alexjohnston5250 3 місяці тому

      Try the Agnes n betty lions story. Made me cry.

  • @vickibrown8447
    @vickibrown8447 4 місяці тому +2

    Went to see him at Sydney Opera House 83 or 84, never laughed as much. Love watching him on yt now and laughing just as much. WORLD CLASS and can never be beaten in my view 😍

  • @heatherhudson9891
    @heatherhudson9891 2 роки тому +5

    My tummy ache was intense watching this. I cried.

  • @stevestheboy1
    @stevestheboy1 2 місяці тому +5

    no one comes close to billy ,thx billy i just pissed meself

  • @markmoar7974
    @markmoar7974 Рік тому +7

    That is absolutely genius.... you cannot get funnier that Billy 😂

  • @mgthestrange9098
    @mgthestrange9098 2 роки тому +9

    This has to be one of his funniest routines, laughed so hard I nearly passed out!

  • @Edd25164605
    @Edd25164605 2 роки тому +8

    "It was worse!".
    After all these years, this still cracks me up.

  • @lindagodden8596
    @lindagodden8596 2 роки тому +9

    Billy is a fabulous human being. To be able to give such a performance time after time . I have had the honour. Of seeing him live and he was fantastic. It's with great sadness that he no longer is well enough to perform anymore . His material that has us all crying though laughter . Is real life . Salute to a king of comedy.

  • @flamingooaisis
    @flamingooaisis 3 роки тому +8

    Tears rolling down my cheeks here🤣

  • @ascNo.1
    @ascNo.1 3 роки тому +7

    jesus the water was running from my eyes ! im sore with laughter 🤣🤣 brilliant

  • @rayrecordings
    @rayrecordings 2 роки тому +15

    If they don’t give the Peace Nobel Price to Billy Connolly, the world is a strange place indeed.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      Why should they give Billy the Nobel Peace Prize?

  • @helenbradley2298
    @helenbradley2298 3 роки тому +8

    I have been a HUGE fan since I was 15, Big Banana Feet the LP. 60 next year and Billy Connolly has seen me through so many tragedies with laughter. I will NEVER be able to thank him enough

  • @susanbode239
    @susanbode239 3 роки тому +6

    I had tears from laughing so hard 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣

  • @colinedwards8109
    @colinedwards8109 2 роки тому +7

    World class👍😄

  • @robertstevenson7554
    @robertstevenson7554 2 роки тому +14

    always loved Billy from early days and watching this after many years had me crying with laughter. Pure genius Billy.

  • @scottbagley7513
    @scottbagley7513 2 місяці тому +1

    Still makes me cry my 😂 every time I watch this lol lowb billy he’s the best will never get anybody like him again

  • @murdoch691
    @murdoch691 3 роки тому +9

    Without doubt the greatest comic the world has ever produced I doff my cap to you sir Billy Connolly thanks for enriching my life and making me smile even in my darkest days you a true legend

  • @Ghostinthewind1001
    @Ghostinthewind1001 3 роки тому +11

    I'm actually in tears I love Billy Connolly lots of love from your home Scotland

  • @kirstylfc28
    @kirstylfc28 3 роки тому +7

    When I need a pick me up i always come to billy! Still best skit ever!

    • @yvonnedobell8793
      @yvonnedobell8793 2 роки тому

      I also love the incontenace pants, it doesn't matter how many times I have seen it, it just cracks me up

  • @mariaa6918
    @mariaa6918 Рік тому +3

    Omg. Billy's the absolute best..he never fails to have me in stitches. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @Hondadctrider
    @Hondadctrider 3 роки тому +11

    I was at this gig, I travelled down from Edinburgh to see it.

  • @scottemmitt297
    @scottemmitt297 Рік тому +3

    Just the greatest EVER. Watched every concert on video/dvd. And few times live. LOVE YOU SIR BILLY 💝💝💝

  • @Tescocarrierbag
    @Tescocarrierbag Рік тому +1

    His audience with billy connolly is the best .apart from the first comic relief in 1985 from the shaftberry theater. True genius ❤❤

  • @deborahwatson5159
    @deborahwatson5159 3 роки тому +9

    Love You Big Yin and Keep Safe, XX Keep Safe Everyone

  • @ianwood423
    @ianwood423 3 роки тому +21

    Was crying with laughter when I first see this, funniest comedian I have ever seen

  • @petowilson548
    @petowilson548 2 роки тому +4

    he must-have his babies and his children laughing continually gloriously happy.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      You really think he is like he is on stage with his children. Stick to the religious shite you normally post.

  • @johndaarteest
    @johndaarteest 3 роки тому +43

    I ate the ice in the drinks in Spain nearly thirty years ago, same experience. Didn't feel anything for about a day then going on a site-seeing tour I had to get off the bus pronto and rush into the nearest hotel and ask for the toilet. After losing half my body weight I went to flush the toilet which was a high cistern contraption - and there was no chain to pull. Looked around in terror for a button or lever of some sort but there was nothing. I Then started to hear voices in the room, female voices, it was the cleaners coming in to do their routine light cleaning. I felt trapped. All I could do is quickly open the door and walk right past them as fast as I could without washing my hands and run for it. I feel sorry for those poor women and what they would have to find when they went into the cubicle, I couldn't do anything and I didn't know how good their English was for me to explain my predicament. As Billy says, don't drink - or eat- the water in any form.

    • @jangles8061
      @jangles8061 3 роки тому +3

      😆🤣😂

    • @brothermaynard3200
      @brothermaynard3200 3 роки тому +4

      Same goes for Bali.

    • @MrRunner
      @MrRunner 3 роки тому +6

      Same for Holguin, Cuba. I think it's a Spanish revenge for losing the Armada.

    • @waynewanderer
      @waynewanderer 3 роки тому +8

      i took a photo of a toilet in the dominican republic , it was because that was where i spent most of my 2 week holiday!!

  • @robleary3353
    @robleary3353 Рік тому +1

    Probably the funniest, best story teller ever! Soo glad I got to see him live! (Probably about the time of this clip). Cheers Billy! Legend, Nuff said. 🙂

  • @KiwiGirl1111
    @KiwiGirl1111 3 роки тому +16

    I’ve seen you live twice Billy (from New Zealand). Next time I’ll wear a nappy because I always pee myself laughing. Hope you are doing well, know how much laughter and sunshine you have bought the world, and how loved you are ❤️❤️❤️

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 6 місяців тому

      @KiwiGirl1111 There won't be a next time.

  • @user-ii1iy8fz1d
    @user-ii1iy8fz1d 2 роки тому +4

    Gratitude Billy. The medicine I needed tonight. Xxx

  • @hefeydd_
    @hefeydd_ 2 роки тому +6

    I love Billy he's an absolute Scottish Heritage Legend.

  • @BrokenBackMountains
    @BrokenBackMountains 3 роки тому +14

    Thanks for uploading my favourite Billy Connolly sketch. It always has me in tears.

    • @darrenwilson9174
      @darrenwilson9174 3 роки тому

      Your right I play it in slow speed even funnier I nearly spilt my tea

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 6 місяців тому

      @@darrenwilson9174 How can it be funnier in slow speed??? Therein madness lies.

  • @trishlangford5773
    @trishlangford5773 2 роки тому +3

    Absolutely. Yes so very happy to live in the same timeframe as Billy. He fills the world with laughter.😁😂🤣

  • @edmass4517
    @edmass4517 3 роки тому +11

    This was on one of the first ever dvds I ever got and I remember watching it and laughing so much and so hard that I fell of my seat. I still love it as much today 20+ years later! Up until watching this I had found comedians funny, some made me laugh hysterically, but nothing like Billy. The man is the best!

    • @7henke7
      @7henke7 2 місяці тому

      In the 70s we couldn't see him on telly,we used to listen to his albums,so you would get a bunch of pals in and listen to Billys albums,with a carry out of course and bacardi in case there was any women there,l was sixteen,happy days.

  • @gregbuckenara8063
    @gregbuckenara8063 3 роки тому +12

    Billy is an absolute COMIC GENIUS.

  • @kevingreen3781
    @kevingreen3781 3 роки тому +6

    The best comic on the planet he has made billions of people laugh 😆 what more can he do brilliant as always

  • @IanRob2011
    @IanRob2011 3 роки тому +5

    This is my FAVORITE story of All. My second is the old lady on the bus.

  • @DirtyWindshieldSeries
    @DirtyWindshieldSeries 6 місяців тому

    Privileged to see him back in 1981. And what a Great Time it was! I first heard him in the mid 70s when Dad brought home one of his Records. Probably, "The Crucifixion" and "The Jobby Wheeker" and that Wee Ditty, "Last Train to Glasgow Central" on it! Still Funny as Ever! 😂😂

  • @suzettebecker3581
    @suzettebecker3581 3 роки тому +6

    I just love Billy Connelly

  • @linjane7711
    @linjane7711 3 роки тому +20

    Laughed so hard and so loud, I was on the floor, hysterical, breathless, and thumping the floor with my fist... everytime I see this, I feel like I'm going to die laughing..! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blai5e730
      @blai5e730 3 роки тому +2

      Lin, I know what you mean. I had tears rolling down my eyes and my stomach was in pain!

    • @linjane7711
      @linjane7711 3 роки тому

      @@blai5e730 Absolutely!

    • @treehouse9713
      @treehouse9713 3 роки тому +2

      Did the same 'bout an hour ago.... (was Billy on Colonoscopy, but still). Backstory: I'm 95% homebound, fairly immobile, tho still crispy in spirit. New, Younger neighbors are a bit at ease that I'm no longer too visible. I began snort, belly & bugger laughing so hard & loud that a neighbor ran up to see if I'd been hurt. (hmmm. Perhaps they thunk hardy laughing was a sign of damage?) Mind ya... t'was the same neighbor that ran Inside when I Yowled, during a Nasty, factual busted Ars fall as an electric transformer blew hard enough to shake the ground.
      Must say I'd prefer my Ars & bones be busted by Connolly or Carlin. Sad bit is that a decade from now, these names will not be recalled and (Imo) the new 'crude' aren't funny. Already , just a rare few, under 50, know who Will Rogers, Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens, or W.Churchill ( one liners) were, among other notables. My adult kidlets know I'm no fan of vulgarity (so overused, its effect is watered down). They Were nobbled when, sorting thru my LPs to scarf away, they found multis of these bestest. Sorry (or maybe not) for long ramble. Felt good, tho. I felt I could hear Your laughing as I read your comment. PS - add a love note to Richard Pryor , along w/the majestic story tellin of John Prine, in the mix

  • @GraemeMurphy
    @GraemeMurphy Рік тому +1

    Too true !
    I learned this to my cost on honeymoon to San Antonio, Ibiza in 1988.
    The tap water was laden with cryptosporidium.
    I was ill for eight days and am proud to say I have never been back to Spain since then.

  • @terrybarton1604
    @terrybarton1604 3 роки тому +74

    Fortunate to have seen him live.The GOAT,there will never be another like him, Legend ☘

  • @paulleoleo
    @paulleoleo 3 роки тому +7

    No one tells stories like Billy... GOAT

  • @dawnlee6159
    @dawnlee6159 3 роки тому +10

    Laughing so I’m crying utter genius is Billy

  • @introspectivedreamer3864
    @introspectivedreamer3864 2 роки тому +1

    Billy you’ve cheered so many of us and now we wish you well and your love of life of people will always be with us ✌🏻😅🌹

  • @johnbarnes6832
    @johnbarnes6832 2 роки тому +3

    This had me ROFL-as I have Crohn's disease I've been there myself, it's especially fun
    at 2 a.m. in the dead of winter. Shake,rattle and roll.