Billy, I hope you see this. There has never a darkened and black dog day, that you have not saved me from. I will always be grateful. With love and Thank you.
@@BeatBoySupreme Ha ha ha hahahahaha hahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha tee hee tee hee teeheeteeheeteehee You caution!?%4£@. Billy won't see any of the rubbish on this board. None of it. Not a single thing. Whatsoever.
My Dad, actor Ted Webster, was in Just Another Saturday, with Billy Connolly, in 1975. Amazingly its turned into a dvd. Dad passed away in Australia In 2018, so I might buy it, so I can have a live memory of a dad.
Such an underrated joke. The build up to the punchline is just brilliant and the punchline is just the best ever. The world needs a Glaswegian Pope it really does.
Billy was a genius actor/playwright... Why actor/playwright...? Because he could draw you into his personal universe, his mini play with special effects, costumes, cast, crew and screen writing you can genuinely relate to. The Cardinal is a theatrical masterpiece... full stop.
The appeal and relatability of this routine cannot be overstated, especially when coming from a Scottish Catholic school background. Visits from high-ranking clergy were a semi-regular thing at least up until the 90s (ours actually had met the pope at least once) and for all I know continue right up until this day… “Yes/no/dunno your eminence!”
Since I first saw this years ago I still find myself saying "YES YER EMINENCE" whenever anyone asks me a question. Thank goodness they know what I'm talking about 😂
@dennism5731. Billy despises religion. The radical thing that Billy did with the Crucifiction was to put the words of the apostles in the mouths of Glsawegians. Quite brilliant.
I didn't realise that when I was at a Billy gig that there were so many people there requiring hospital attention. People dying, suffocating, tears running down every part of their body, in pain etc. It's only when I first came to a Billy UA-cam message board that I discovered that there are a lot of crazy people out there.
I’ve been searching the net looking for Billy’s world tour stuff an stand up as I used to watch it on the telly an can’t find it anywhere. Much appreciated for uploading what you do 🙏your a legend whoever you are 👍
Dear, Billy, I was born in 1963, we share the same first 4 Dates, of our Birthdays. And over and above that. You are the voice, on my 2nd hand, sat-nav. Last August I purchased another, Saab after Not having a,Saab for 5 years. Love from, Leeds14. Kind, Sir. If you were ever in, Leeds? I am here, to, Chauffeur, for you. In my Saab. B18 JHP.
I love the way this begins. “So, I’m gonna tell you a story instead.” Like it’s unusual. All Billy’s stuff is stories. Fantastic, hilarious stories. And this is the best of them all. Probably my favourite comedy routine of all time. You’re right there in the classroom with them.
I've been trying to find the name of this particular show for ages. Saw it when I was 8 and could never remember which one it was, only the bricks behind him.
@@colinjames2469 What's a troll? I am very well, though I am lame as I have arthritis. You didn't really believe she was a Cardinal? The word she is a giveaway.
One of my favorites my family is Dutch and we have some Catholic and other religions on our Family. I'm like Billy and we are like the Swiss in WWII when it comes to religious things Neutral but that scech always makes me laugh. I love religious humor. My family are Mormon converts post WWII most of us gave that up. A young Catholic Preist in training said you know Unlike Mormons Catholics get to drink beer. I told him he'd make a great car salesman. We both laughed. 😁
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@@irbennett Giving the title of the person, Catholic, he (because it stil is) will offer his hand, he is married to christ you then bow and kiss the stone of his ring. If the pope you Neel.
Ah, Sunday's... 1 Sunday school 1 Church in Cardoss in the afternoon moon. Bethesda in Helensugh. Loved Sunday. But thank f*** 5:135:13 it didnae work..
I honestly think this was the pinnacle of Billy Connolly. After this he changed, became something slightly pretentious, changed his accent, still brilliantly funny but he lost something essential he had here.
Sorry Billy but do you have any say about the ads that are on after your stuff??? As I'm pretty sure if you as I just did see Nigel Farage on the end of your stuff you'd be just as indubitably amazed as I am FFS
Great!!! Might have ended with something like... Little boy says... And look where you ended backnup. At least that other plumber boy doesn't want to be full of shite!
Billy, I hope you see this. There has never a darkened and black dog day, that you have not saved me from. I will always be grateful. With love and Thank you.
Billy won't see that rubbish.
@@irbennett hhahahahahaha You joker!
@@BeatBoySupreme Ha ha ha hahahahaha hahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha tee hee tee hee teeheeteeheeteehee You caution!?%4£@. Billy won't see any of the rubbish on this board. None of it. Not a single thing. Whatsoever.
@@irbennettget a friend, you have none.
Same here.
My Dad, actor Ted Webster, was in Just Another Saturday, with Billy Connolly, in 1975. Amazingly its turned into a dvd. Dad passed away in Australia In 2018, so I might buy it, so I can have a live memory of a dad.
That will be a lovely memento to have Diane.
I've got the box set diane .peter McDougal collection. It has just another Saturday among others .
Pretty sure it's on UA-cam if you want to watch.
That was pure dead brilliant, so it wis...
Best comedian ever and one if not the greatest storyteller to ever grace this miserable world that needs laughter now more than ever!
Definately
I completely agree. He's a living legend and a one-off. Never again shall we see his like.
Amen to all of that.
@@cavannaro1 aye
Not th e greatest.
One of the only comedians that can absolutely have me in tears in five minutes' time. x'D
T
"One of the only comedians" makes no sense.
😂 👑 Legend. Always funny even though I’ve re-watched stand-up, interviews & movies over the decades
Such an underrated joke. The build up to the punchline is just brilliant and the punchline is just the best ever.
The world needs a Glaswegian Pope it really does.
Billy Connellys punchlines are usually an afterthought.
Ah, for godsake, are we not bad enough?
@@zakmartin Hahaha hahaha
Very good!
A Glaswegian Pope who supports Rangers.
Well, if you're going for a joke why hold back🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@vinnyganzano1930 it could only happen in Glasgow lol
Billy was a genius actor/playwright... Why actor/playwright...?
Because he could draw you into his personal universe, his mini play with special effects, costumes, cast, crew and screen writing you can genuinely relate to. The Cardinal is a theatrical masterpiece... full stop.
I became a fan when he skipped naked through stonehenge
@@elizabethfairlie8296 Was it Stonehenge? I thought it was Orkney.
I wish people would look up the meaning of genius before they use it. It would stop them looking foolish.
You're a lunatic.
No one can tell a story like Billy Connolly
Oh yes they can.
The greatest story teller of our time. Dare I say it but I think William Shakespear would of been proud to sit in a audience with our Billy Connolly.
Shakespeare would "have" been ... (Shakespeare was peculiar with words)
Quite clearly they would have been mates trading stories down the pub. Now all we need is that pesky time machine...
I doubt it.
He would have also been appalled at your butchery of the English language. It's would have not would of.
And Shakespeare ends with an e you rocket surgeon.
Nothing better than listening to Billy go Off in one of His Programms. Fucking Hilarious is what He is. ❤❤❤
I assume you're not British.
still a classic after forty years love it
Oh my word, I remember this skit now from decades ago, thank you for the reminder, 👍☮️
YES! This is my favorite bit by Billy, and it's been gone from UA-cam for quite a while. And now it's back! THANK YOU!!!
If you bought the DVD you could watch it as many times as you want. Unless you're a freeloader.
I've come far closer to losing control of my bodily functions watching Billy than anyone really should have to do. He's truly the best ever.
How close is that?
Hands down the best comedian to walk this planet, EVER
Be that as it may, couldya imagine him, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin in one show?
I'd piss meself.
Abso fucking lutely
Not even close but he is brilliant. Nah not really but he is good
Funny but not the best. And that joke wasn’t his best either. Michael Palin is funnier and never swears. Cleese said Palin is the funniest man alive.
@@petesmith9472 oh well if Cleese said it.... 🙄
Amazing! how i laughed at the first "fuck off", just came out of nowhere. classic!
I used to have this entire show on VHS. Watched it so many times I wore it out.
Of course you did.
IS THAT YOU BIG YIN? ON YERSEL PAL!! LOVE YER WORK, LOVE YER ART, LOVE YOUR FILMS AND LOVE THE FACT I JUST SHOUTED THAT AT YE. HAPPY DAYS...O THE BEST
The big yin in full song. Very sad that he’s no longer able to make us wet ourselves with laughter. I trust he’s comfortable in his final years.
What are you talking about? He's still hysterical. (Admittedly he isn't trying to be...)
Why would you want to wet yourself.
Us? I've never wet myself with laughter.
Only billy would getaway with that tale lmao 😀😁😅😂
My all time favourite bit from Billy. I remember telling my pastor this. Good thing he has a sense of humour.
Billys a total legend and best comedian ever and absolutely hilarious!!😁🤣🤣🤣👍
Billy. Thank you for making me wee my pants through the years.
@Skagget. I wouldn't thank somebody for making me wet my pants, but I see what you're getting at.
You must have spent a fortune on new underwear.
@@irbennett No, just a normal amount. You think I’m pissing acid or something?
@@skagget No, I think you're insane.
@@irbennett 😂😂😂🙄
The appeal and relatability of this routine cannot be overstated, especially when coming from a Scottish Catholic school background. Visits from high-ranking clergy were a semi-regular thing at least up until the 90s (ours actually had met the pope at least once) and for all I know continue right up until this day…
“Yes/no/dunno your eminence!”
Since I first saw this years ago I still find myself saying "YES YER EMINENCE" whenever anyone asks me a question. Thank goodness they know what I'm talking about 😂
My sister and I always say it to each other. Still cracks me up after all these years.
I went in the other direction, I tell them to F off!
God bless 🙏 💖 🙌 billy n you for uploading n all for being here now, be free reader 😊😅😮😢🎉😂❤❤❤❤❤all is SHIVA
"Well don't forget again, yeah? He's nailed to the wall to remind ya, fer Christ sakes..." OMG HAHAHA
I found that funnier than the punchline.
That part has me in stitches 🤣🤣
Love this! 😂 😂 😂 First time I saw this back in the 90's I absolutely howld with laughter and nothings change! 😂 😂 😂
I assume you mean this clip, because Billy stopped doing this routine in the 80s.
Connolly's best joke! Love him so much. Thank you so much for the upload. Been looking for this for years.
Best comedian of all time.
He's tickeryde boo❤
Yes he is the best Comedian of all time ❤❤❤
From a welder in the ship yards to one of the best Comedians from Scotland
Tanks Billy ❤❤❤
He broke down so many barriers with his simple view of the absurdity of religion. His version of the crucifixion is a joy to behold.
@dennism5731. Billy despises religion. The radical thing that Billy did with the Crucifiction was to put the words of the apostles in the mouths of Glsawegians. Quite brilliant.
Classic Billy Connolly. Brilliant.
This story and the one about the toffs xmas dinner party, Fkn riotous classics!
I know you !
Love from Canada ♥️🇨🇦🍁🐘🤗
Thank you Billy for all your jokes and stories always has me in stitches oh and I love your art 🎨 ❤️
Do you really love his art or are you pretending.
Hope he knows we love him.
Love all the jokes! They are stories so well told and so funny we do not forget them... 😂
Thank you sooo much... This is hilarious!!!!
Saw you live in Oxford in the 90s my ribs have just about recovered all these years later ❤
I didn't realise that when I was at a Billy gig that there were so many people there requiring hospital attention. People dying, suffocating, tears running down every part of their body, in pain etc. It's only when I first came to a Billy UA-cam message board that I discovered that there are a lot of crazy people out there.
BRILLIANT
Goddamn, he makes you wait for that punchline, and damned if it isn't worth every second! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Greatest man to ever live
UFO.
I’ve been searching the net looking for Billy’s world tour stuff an stand up as I used to watch it on the telly an can’t find it anywhere. Much appreciated for uploading what you do 🙏your a legend whoever you are 👍
It's the official channel
Priceless!!
Brilliant
Billy, your light cannot but shine in so many places , to illuminate darkness !
You want to give him one don't you.
Never forget your roots
Still the best laugh ever
Dear, Billy, I was born in 1963,
we share the same first 4 Dates,
of our Birthdays. And over and above that.
You are the voice, on my 2nd hand, sat-nav.
Last August I purchased another, Saab after
Not having a,Saab for 5 years. Love from, Leeds14.
Kind, Sir. If you were ever in, Leeds? I am here, to,
Chauffeur, for you. In my Saab. B18 JHP.
You're certifiable.
I remember Billy when I only teenager and he still berntrnt I still love him he always make laugh 1oo s good man billy
I love the way this begins.
“So, I’m gonna tell you a story instead.”
Like it’s unusual. All Billy’s stuff is stories. Fantastic, hilarious stories. And this is the best of them all. Probably my favourite comedy routine of all time. You’re right there in the classroom with them.
Bollocks.
You' are certifiable.
I've been trying to find the name of this particular show for ages. Saw it when I was 8 and could never remember which one it was, only the bricks behind him.
Billy is a god!!!
Billy is an atheist.
Had me at "hoover"
Superb
I ADORE READING
“Och fuck off ey” 😆
Now that's humour
A Genius at Work pure CLASS.
Excellent bit.
Hello son.
Aye.
can someone PLEASE upload the other school story of the teacher that snapped during the map of Africa? Not seen it for years!
Being a European Cardinal, this story is probably very true. Absolutely hilarious!!!!
You aren't a European Cardinal.
@@irbennett you are NOT well. The worst troll ever. Just lame.
@@colinjames2469 What's a troll? I am very well, though I am lame as I have arthritis. You didn't really believe she was a Cardinal? The word she is a giveaway.
The cardinal has uncommon depth of character. 😂
One of my favorites my family is Dutch and we have some Catholic and other religions on our Family. I'm like Billy and we are like the Swiss in WWII when it comes to religious things Neutral but that scech always makes me laugh. I love religious humor. My family are Mormon converts post WWII most of us gave that up. A young Catholic Preist in training said you know Unlike Mormons Catholics get to drink beer. I told him he'd make a great car salesman. We both laughed. 😁
You realise Billy hates the Swiss, religion and particularly Catholics.
A Dutch lunatic.
You're not like Billy.
I'd replace the William Wallace statue with one of Billy. The best our country has ever produced.
So you keep saying.
There's a reason Robin Williams thought of Connelly as his best friend.....i think its obvious :D
They liked each other.
The very first time i saw this i lost it at the end i mean hard i laugh so hard there was black in front if my eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You were probably asleep.
a classic love it
Genius
Great story. This has to be the inspiration for Bishop Brennan in Father Ted!
Has to be
That would be an ecumenical matter.
@@SirAntoniousBlock
Yes!
PS Bishop Brennan was based on Archbishop Casey.
Was he frightened of rabbits!? Len was......
Except it isn't.
I thought that joke was going to go in an entirely different (but wholly accurate) direction. I’m glad it didn’t to be honest.
Not many people talked about that, much less joked about it, in 1981. That's when most of it was going on.
That punchline at the very end tho...😄😄😄
Reminds me of my Presbyterian church minister who was a holy man but OMG, make him angry and he would use words that would make a sailor blush. 😂
legend!!!!!!
I went to Catholic school as well.12 year sentence it was.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂STILL SO FUNNY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!
Scottish welder ho tells funny stories about everything he is a legendary comedian ❤❤❤
He went from looking like a drug dealer to looking like a wizard
Kised 5 rings in my life will never do it again.
What's kising involve
@@irbennett Giving the title of the person, Catholic, he (because it stil is) will offer his hand, he is married to christ you then bow and kiss the stone of his ring. If the pope you Neel.
@@DerrickWhittle-mm7jz Who's Neel?
@@irbennett auto correct kneel.
“AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TAE FUCK OFF?!
YOU FUCK OFF!”
*dead*
“Big blue knickers up in the year”
Ah, Sunday's... 1 Sunday school 1 Church in Cardoss in the afternoon moon. Bethesda in Helensugh. Loved Sunday. But thank f*** 5:13 5:13 it didnae work..
So glad to be scottish, 😅😅,
In the real world, the Cardinal would have had his pick of the best looking schoolboy.
Hahaha Fkn true… !
Brilliant 😂
Where is the Scone Ladies Story ? Very Funny.
So you keep telling us.
I honestly think this was the pinnacle of Billy Connolly. After this he changed, became something slightly pretentious, changed his accent, still brilliantly funny but he lost something essential he had here.
Yet he continued to sell out theatres until he retired. Can't imagine what he lost.
Sorry Billy but do you have any say about the ads that are on after your stuff??? As I'm pretty sure if you as I just did see Nigel Farage on the end of your stuff you'd be just as indubitably amazed as I am FFS
@1mwebster. Unless you have Adblock like most people.
Can't hear it.
Call It Out will be upset with this 😢
Leopard and Spots :-)
Great
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😆
Great!!!
Might have ended with something like...
Little boy says...
And look where you ended backnup. At least that other plumber boy doesn't want to be full of shite!
No, that's not remotely funny.
Thought that was charles manson for a sec 🤣
The clue being they look nothing like other.
Don’t really get that one ☹️
@brianredmond4919 Were you kicked in the head by a horse when you were younger?
@@irbennett you obviously were. Got No friends? Most likely. Troll on.
the f'ers LOL
P.S. you don't need religion to drink beer. Cheers 😁
So a bishop is your emminence? Learn something new every day
Bishop is - MY LORD !
To address a Bishop the correct term is Your Grace or Your Excellence.
A Cardinal is senior to a Bishop and so called Your Eminence
Or kiddie fiddler
@@alemgas lol
@@alemgas
Most of them never did that, never would even think of it. They just know how to hide/ move those that do.
All this work and the cardinal didn't even get to score once. Is that why he came back stalking 7 and 8 year old school boys?
You can take the boy out of Glasgow, but...